On an especially hot day in the Playhouse, Pee-wee plays "courtroom" to judge over Miss Yvonne and Mrs. René wearing the same one-of-a-kind dress.
Secret Word: Here and Hear
King of Cartoons: The Song of the Birds (1935)
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Secret Word: Here and Hear
King of Cartoons: The Song of the Birds (1935)
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00:26BIRDS CHILDREN
00:39Let's go.
01:23Let's go.
01:33Let's go.
02:07Let's go.
02:16Let's go.
02:21Let's go.
02:29Let's go.
02:31Let's go.
02:33Let's go.
02:34Let's go.
02:34Let's go.
02:36Let's go.
02:42Let's go.
02:46Oh, good morning, boys and girls.
02:48Boy, it sure is hot in here today.
03:11Maybe Mr. Kite can tell us if there's any relief in sight from this heat.
03:20Mr. Kite!
03:22Mr. Kite!
03:24Mr. Kite!
03:24I'm over here, Pee-wee.
03:25There isn't even enough breeze today to keep me up in the sky.
03:29Nothing but lots and lots of sunshine.
03:32Phew!
03:34Maybe the secret word will cool us off.
03:37Kite can tell us if we can get ready for a second.
03:54Maybe the secret word will cool us off.
04:03I'm over here.
04:04I'm over here.
04:04I'm over here.
04:04I'm over here.
04:05I'm over here.
04:06I'm over here.
04:07The first secret word is here.
04:08And today's second secret word is here.
04:11Huh?
04:12Oh.
04:13I get it.
04:14There are two different words that sound exactly the same.
04:18Correct, Pee-wee.
04:19Hmm.
04:20Well, you all remember what to do whenever anyone says the secret word.
04:24I mean, secret words, right?
04:26Scream!
04:28That's right!
04:29For the rest of the day, whenever anyone says either one of the secret words, scream me aloud!
04:35Ready?
04:36Let's try them both.
04:38Hmm.
04:40Oh, Globy!
04:41Yes, Pee-wee?
04:43I was just wondering where in the world is Australia?
04:47That's easy, Pee-wee.
04:49It's right over here.
04:56That's this one.
04:57H-E-R-E.
04:59Now, let's try the other one.
05:02Oh, cherry, cherry, cherry!
05:04What is it, Pee-wee?
05:08What did you say?
05:09Cherry, weren't you listening?
05:11I was listening, Pee-wee.
05:13I just didn't hear.
05:15Ah!
05:18That's this one.
05:20H-E-A-R.
05:22Two.
05:23Count them, two.
05:25Two secret words today.
05:28What a bargain.
05:30Presenting.
05:32Presenting.
05:39His royal majesty.
05:43What's the matter, flowers?
05:45Oh, Pee-wee.
05:46It's the heat.
05:48Weird part.
05:49We're drying up.
05:52Yeah, we need water.
05:56I just watered you yesterday.
05:59You drink like fish.
06:01What's the matter with that?
06:03Yeah.
06:03I'd rather drink like a fish than swim like a flower.
06:10Pee-wee, water is very important to every living thing, especially on a hot day.
06:16How about if I show the boys and girls how important it is while you water the flowers?
06:21Okay, Magic Screen.
06:23I'll go get the watering pail.
06:25And I'll meet you back here.
06:38Man, animals, and plants all need water.
06:42Next to the air we breathe, water is probably the most important thing in our lives.
06:46Without it, all living things would perish.
06:50La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
06:53La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
06:57Ha, ha, ha.
06:59La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
07:02Oh!
07:07Bye, Mrs. Dinosaur.
07:28There we go, flowers.
07:30Nice, fresh water.
07:38Excuse me.
07:40You're excused.
07:41Well, feel better now?
07:43Yes, thank you.
07:46The King of Cartoon.
07:52Yay!
08:01Hi, Your Royal Highness.
08:04How's it?
08:07Going.
08:11Oh, I'm sorry, Pee-Wee, but I waited so long out there in that heat for my introduction that I
08:17guess I really worked up a king-size thirst.
08:21Yeah, you look like you have kind of a royal flush.
08:23Do I?
08:24Do I?
08:25Do I?
08:25Oh, it's too hot for me to show any cartoons.
08:29Oh, I'm sorry.
08:33I'm sorry.
08:34I hate to disappoint all my loyal fans.
08:37Fans?
08:38That's a great idea.
08:40Let's make fans right now.
08:41It's easy.
08:42You boys and girls at home can make one right along with us.
08:45All you need is a piece of heavy construction paper like this.
08:50Is it?
08:51How is it?
08:52Just fold it like this and then again, like this and then again, like this and again, like this!
09:00And then again, like this and again, like this.
09:06And then again, like this.
09:11And then again, like this.
09:17I made this one for you, Your Majesty.
09:20Thank you, Phoebe.
09:22Oh, that's much better.
09:26And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
09:32friends of the Playhouse, and all of you loyal royal fans out there,
09:37let the cartoon begin.
09:46To be wise.
10:07My licença, my dafür DIRE商体 from all of you him are on come!
10:12I love you!
10:12Even in a social mediacast,
10:26Hey, Pee-wee, here comes the most beautiful woman in Puppetland.
10:31It's Mrs. Vaughn.
10:36I just got this beautiful new dress, so I thought I'd rush right over here.
10:44Oh, don't you just love it?
10:49Well, it's really puffy.
10:54Oh, yes.
10:55It was designed for me by the famous French designer, Monsieur Robert.
11:03There isn't another one like it in the entire world.
11:07I believe it.
11:10Hello, Pee-wee.
11:11I just got this new dress, and I had to rush right over and show you.
11:15Isn't it groovy?
11:16Let me guess.
11:17It's a one-of-a-kind original, right?
11:19Why, yes, how did you know?
11:25Miss Yvonne, what are you doing wearing my dress?
11:27Mrs. Renee, what are you doing wearing my dress?
11:30I'll have you know that this is an original design by Monsieur Robert.
11:34For me?
11:35No!
11:36For me!
11:37Ladies, ladies, please, please.
11:40Come on, I'm sure we can work this out, huh?
11:43Maybe a nice, cool glass of refreshing lemonade will help us out, huh?
11:50Sheesh.
12:12There we go.
12:13Nice, tall glass of refreshing lemonade.
12:17Thank you, Pee-wee.
12:22Oh, Pee-wee.
12:24Sour.
12:25I guess I forgot to put in the sugar.
12:28That's all right, Pee-wee.
12:29We've come to an agreement.
12:31Right.
12:31We both agree that we can't agree.
12:34Pee-wee, will you please be the judge of who gets to wear this dress?
12:38Me?
12:39I don't know.
12:41I know.
12:42Let's play courthouse.
12:44You can be the judge, Pee-wee.
12:47And we'll be the jury.
12:49Doesn't that sound like fun?
12:54Well, while we get ready to play courthouse, why don't you watch a Penny cartoon?
13:14Hello, my name is Penny.
13:16Well, my mom, she talks on the phone for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours.
13:24She's talking her brains out.
13:26She's just talking blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
13:29blah, blah.
13:29Like a motormouth.
13:30She didn't notice nothing.
13:35What's that?
13:36Gravy asthma?
13:37Excuse me, ma'am.
13:38Ma'am, I use the phone?
13:43And finally, she looked down at her feet and there was a million ants on her.
13:49They crawled up her legs.
13:51She was screaming.
13:57I never get a chance to talk on the phone.
14:01This court of Puppetland is now in session.
14:04The Honorable Judge Pee-wee Herman presiding.
14:07All rise.
14:08The Honorable Judge Pee-wee Herman presiding.
14:25Okay.
14:26Be seated.
14:28Now stand up.
14:30Be seated.
14:32Now stand up.
14:33Be seated.
14:35Up.
14:36Seated.
14:37Up.
14:38Seated.
14:39Up.
14:40Seated.
14:40Stand up.
14:42Be seated.
14:43Stand up.
14:44Be seated.
14:47Judge power.
14:50Okay.
14:51Now, since Miss Yvonne and Mrs. Renee can't both have an original one-of-a-kind dress designed
14:58by the famous French designer Monsieur, uh...
15:01Monsieur Robert.
15:03Monsieur Robert.
15:05Then, we now have to decide which one of them can wear the dress.
15:09Miss Yvonne?
15:10No, no, no.
15:11Or Mrs. Renee?
15:12No.
15:13Okay.
15:13Miss Yvonne, why don't you start?
15:17Thank you, Pee-wee.
15:18Uh, I think you're supposed to call me your honor.
15:21Oh, of course.
15:23Thank you, your honor, Pee-wee.
15:27Okay.
15:28For my first witness, I would like to call to the stand, Globie.
15:34Okay, Globie.
15:36Raise your right hand.
15:37Do you, Globie, promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and not make up a whole bunch
15:41of junk that isn't the truth?
15:43Yes, I promise.
15:45Okay.
15:46Go ahead, Miss Yvonne.
15:48Thank you, your honor.
15:51Globie, would you please tell the court who is the most beautiful woman in Puppet Land?
15:58That's easy.
15:59You are, Miss Yvonne.
16:01Thank you, Globie.
16:03And that means a lot to me, too, coming from a man of the world like yourself.
16:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:09Since I am the most beautiful woman in Puppet Land, then I should be the one who gets to
16:14wear this, the most beautiful dress in Puppet Land.
16:18I object.
16:19That material is immaterial.
16:22You're right.
16:24That's the stain.
16:26No, it's not a stain.
16:28It just looks that way.
16:30Anyway, it doesn't really matter.
16:31I rest my case.
16:33Why?
16:34Is it tired?
16:36Okay, Miss Renee, would you like to present your side?
16:39Oh, boy, would I?
16:41Thank you, O most exalted one, O wisest of the wise, and fairest of the fair, he who is
16:49all-knowing and all-seeing.
16:53Just your honor will do.
16:55Of course, your honor.
16:57I would like to call as my witness, Miss Yvonne!
16:59Oh!
17:00Oh, no.
17:02Quiet!
17:03Quiet!
17:04Quiet!
17:04Order in the court!
17:06Order!
17:07Order!
17:07Order!
17:08Now, Miss Yvonne, exactly when did you buy this so-called original one-of-the-coin dress?
17:17Well, I, um, I mean, uh, that is, uh, uh, would you repeat the question?
17:25I guess I didn't hear.
17:31Court reporter, would you please play back the question?
17:34Certainly, your honor.
17:35Order?
17:36Now, Miss Yvonne, exactly when did you buy this so-called original one-of-the-coin dress?
17:46Oh, yes.
17:47Oh, yes.
17:47I remember now.
17:49I bought it this morning.
17:51Aha!
17:52Well, I bought mine yesterday.
17:54And since I bought mine before you bought yours, then mine must be the original-original
17:59one-of-the-coin dress designed by that famous French designer, Monsieur Robert, and yours
18:04is a fake!
18:05It's not!
18:06Is so!
18:06It's not!
18:07Is so!
18:08Order!
18:08Order in the court!
18:10Is so!
18:10Is not!
18:11Is so!
18:11Is not!
18:12Is so!
18:13Is not!
18:13Is so!
18:14Is not!
18:15Is so!
18:17Is not!
18:19Order!
18:21Order!
18:22Order in the court!
18:25Good.
18:26That's better.
18:27Because now it's time for the funnest part of playing court.
18:31Recess!
18:31Yes!
18:32Yes!
18:33Yes!
18:39Hi, Pee-wee.
18:40Oh, I mean, your honor.
18:42Have you made a decision yet?
18:44Mmm, well, no, not exactly, Miss Yvonne.
18:47Good!
18:55Because I just want to say, whatever you decide, I'll still be your friend.
19:00You will?
19:01Oh, yes.
19:03I may be the most beautiful woman in Puppet Land, but you're the handsomest man.
19:09Me?
19:10Definitely.
19:12Also the sweetest, the smartest, and the funniest, too.
19:17Mmm, yeah.
19:18And the best dresser.
19:20Yes, and the best dresser.
19:22And the dreamiest.
19:23Yes, and the dreamiest.
19:25And the most rad.
19:28Yes.
19:29Yoo-hoo!
19:30Pee-wee!
19:32There you are!
19:38I'd like to have a word with you, Your Honor.
19:40Okay.
19:41Excuse us.
19:46What is it, Mrs. Renee?
19:47If you want to know, I haven't made my decision yet.
19:50That's not it, Pee-wee.
19:51I just didn't want you to make such a difficult decision on an empty stomach, so I baked you
19:55this.
19:57Chocolate, peanut butter, and jelly cake.
20:00My favorite!
20:01And there's lots more where that came from.
20:04Thanks, Mrs. Renee.
20:06Wait a minute.
20:08You're trying to bribe me.
20:11You're both trying to bribe me.
20:13Well, it won't work.
20:15Because I've decided to call my surprise witness, Monsieur Robert.
20:22Monsieur Robert.
20:25Bonjour.
20:26Bonjour.
20:28Bonjour.
20:29Bonjour.
20:30Monsieur Robert, would you please tell these two ladies and me how come you designed two
20:35one-of-a-kind dresses that are exactly alike?
20:38But, Pee-wee, they are not alike.
20:40They're not?
20:42Not at all.
20:44Mrs. Renee's dress has the lemons and the bows on the left shoulder and the right hip.
20:49Mrs. Evan's dress has the lemons and the bows on the right shoulder and the left hip.
20:54They're as different as dogs and dinosaurs.
20:58They are different!
21:01Of course!
21:02Anyone can see how different they are.
21:04Yeah, sure.
21:07Anybody can see it.
21:09I'm sorry.
21:11I'm sorry.
21:12Miss Yvonne, I love your dress.
21:15It's very different.
21:17Oh, thank you.
21:19And your dress is very different, too, Mrs. Renee.
21:24Why don't we go have some chocolate peanut butter and jelly cake and go cool out the peewee's poo-o?
21:29Oh, that sounds great!
21:31I can't wait to try out my brand new swimsuit!
21:34Oh!
21:36Oh!
21:37Oh!
21:39Oh, this will be so much fun!
21:40We would look so good!
21:41Oh!
21:43Oh!
21:45Oh!
21:47Oh!
21:47Oh!
21:47Oh, my children are so nice!
21:49Oh, my children are so nice!
21:50Oh!
21:51I learned the words!
21:52Oh!
21:56Merci, monsieur Robert.
21:58You're welcome.
22:01I think I'm gonna retire from being a judge.
22:17Thanks for coming by today, everyone.
22:19And remember, y'all come back now.
22:21You hear?
22:23Ahh!
22:26Ahh!
22:29Ahh!
22:51Ahh!
22:52Ahh!
22:53Ahh!
22:56Ahh!
22:58Ahh!
22:59Ahh!
23:01Ahh!
23:02Ahh!
23:03Ahh!
23:04Ahh!
23:05Ahh!
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