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00:04Oh
00:58Oh
01:22Oh
01:56I like the taste of Rap Chug but the smell is weird
01:58Oh that's so funny, I'm the opposite
02:00Dr. Sleech, my feather stylist has a rare opening tonight, any chance you can cover mine?
02:06No can do, I signed up for the new house calls program today because I'm an intrepid surgeon with a
02:11keen eye for adventure
02:12Oh this is so exciting, I should pack you a lunch, do you have a sweater?
02:15Clack, I can take care of myself, I'm a lone space wolf
02:19Dr. Clack, would you be able to?
02:21Sorry Dr. Plaup, but I have my first date with Zifa tonight, I'm taking her on a romantic hover boat
02:26through the Van Zoo swamps
02:27They let you touch the Van Zoo excrement
02:29A clack first date, I can't wait
02:32What?
02:33She only means that you usually feel embarrassed and deeply ashamed after your first dates
02:37Hey remember when you read all those texts from your mom to that invisible girl and didn't realize that she'd
02:41left?
02:41Or the time the telepath had a panic attack just from hearing your thoughts
02:45Oh no, I'm horrible at first dates
02:47Oh, don't listen to them clack, it's going to be great
02:50Or fine, it's going to be
02:54Clout, I'll cover your surgeries and Sleech, yours too
02:57Nurse step, I'll take all open surgeries today
02:59Oh, what about the Van Zoo excrement?
03:01I have to cancel, if Zifa gets to know me, it's all over
03:05Well, I'm leaving so I don't have to talk to any of you anymore
03:08And I've got house calls to make, lives to save and jet pods to jet
03:12Oh, I'll walk you
03:13Hey, Nerlo, have you ever gotten your feathers styled?
03:16Do you have feathers?
03:19Dr. Clack
03:20Oh, Dr. Zifa
03:21Dr. Sleech
03:29What?
03:30The best way to ensure Zifa and I end up together is to never go on a date
03:33Don't cancel
03:34The only way you can ruin this is by avoiding her
03:37No, Sleech, there are a lot of ways I can ruin this
03:40If it's the right person, I don't think you can mess it up
03:43It's not like me and Plaup
03:46Or me and Matt
03:47Or me and Flynn
03:48Am I the problem?
03:50Rome, space wolf
03:51You can't have cute, awkward hallway run-ins forever
03:54Wait, yes I can
03:56That's it
03:56I won't cancel
03:58I'm going to do micro dates on my breaks
04:00Then I get to see her and I won't have time to ruin it
04:02This is such a great idea
04:04It's a very bad idea
04:05Have fun being a cold, hungry wolf
04:07Call me when your plan blows up in your face
04:09I always do
04:15You're my partner?
04:16Partner, no
04:17I'm doing the pilot house calls program alone
04:20Because I'm a maverick
04:21No, you're not
04:23This program is based on the one I developed a nebula single-handedly
04:27And now Flork is bringing it here
04:29And requiring it be done in pairs
04:30Is there anything worse than working with other people?
04:35Fine
04:36Let's agree to work alone
04:37Together
04:46Now take a deep breath
04:48Sit on my lap
04:49And hug me
04:54I hate that this is science
04:57You seem like a fighter
04:59What about the others?
05:00Well, the crash victims have minor sprains
05:03But in some fun news, they fell in love
05:05What about Meepo?
05:07A melted patient
05:08Meepo is dead
05:11To Meepo
05:12To Meepo
05:15Hey Ergda
05:16Hey Matt, you ready?
05:18For a whole day without any emergencies, health or snack related?
05:21I sure am
05:23I'm ready to work hard at not working
05:25You know, if I liked group activities, I'd be jealous
05:29You deserve a break
05:31Your job is really hard
05:33Thank you
05:35Your beak is refusing
05:37No movement for one hour
05:38Or you could rip your skull in half
05:40Bye
05:45And one, and two, and three, and four, and five, six
05:56Hi, would you want to pet a crawling sprout?
05:59Of course
06:06So my surgery schedule is actually really packed
06:09And I thought, hey, maybe instead of one first date
06:13We could have a bunch of micro ones today on our breaks
06:16That could be fun, yeah
06:16And then there's less time for me to be nervous
06:19You're nervous?
06:20Of course
06:21I, nervous, ate every nut in that tree
06:23There were nuts in that tree?
06:24Hundred
06:37We did it
06:38A five-course meal in under five minutes
06:43Is it my rash?
06:45Am I disgusting?
06:46Oh, no, you're cute
06:47You're cute
06:47I think you're allergic to the cluvo herb in the sandwich
06:51They're putting it in everything now
06:52Cluvo?
06:53I'll add it to the list of eight, nine foods, scents, and thoughts
06:56That trigger my rash
06:57I could kiss you
06:59You should
07:02I gotta go
07:10Oh, this one's in plant language
07:16Beautiful
07:28Micro dates with you
07:29Are the best thing that's ever happened to me
07:31I wish we had more time
07:33I, in a gel way
07:38I wish I could spend more time with you two
07:51I can still feel your cells shaking around in mine
07:54Even your atoms are insubordinate
08:02Do you like this song?
08:05Uh, no
08:06Me neither
08:12You seem so at home in dirt and darkness
08:16Ugh, multiple children
08:18I hate families
08:20People relying on each other for support is objectively embarrassing
08:23Exactly
08:30Hello?
08:31Hello, I'm Dr. Ezell
08:32And I'm Dr. Sleech
08:34Here for Minu Onu
08:35Oh, good
08:47The doctors are here
08:49To help us with your bent claws
08:51We're celebrating Grandma Onu's birthday
08:55Would you like some pie?
08:57Well, I do not pie
08:59I love pie
09:04I don't, I don't feel so good
09:07What's happening?
09:08Ooh
09:08Ah
09:11Shortness of breath
09:12Blurred vision
09:14Palpatations
09:15Dry mouth
09:16I want to be clear
09:17I am diagnosing this before you
09:21Poison
09:22Poison
09:34Where are you taking us?
09:35Remember, I only have about 40 minutes for lunch
09:38Well
09:39What?
09:39You said you wanted more time, so
09:41I got us more time
09:43A lot more time
09:45What do you mean?
09:46I booked us a room at the time dilation hotel for 20 minutes
09:49It sits on the brink of a black hole
09:51So every minute out here equals an hour in there
09:54We get 20 hours of uninterrupted alone time
09:58And you don't miss any work
10:00Oh, wow
10:0120 hours
10:02Of me
10:04Great
10:13Got jumbo size for you
10:17Matt, Ergda
10:19So glad you made it
10:20We're freeform today
10:22Paint whatever catches your eye
10:24And your spirit
10:26I wonder if I could paint the inside of a vending machine
10:29Matt, what did we say?
10:31No work talk on our day off
10:34You're right
10:44My mom
10:45Is anyone a medic?
10:47Wait
10:50Do you need anything?
10:52I could use some new gum
10:53Wait
10:54Oh, never mind
10:56I have some
11:05Hi, I reserved a room for 20 hours
11:08Minutes
11:09Hours
11:10Welcome
11:11Thank you for choosing to quickly slow down with us
11:13Would you like a cup of tea from our around the whole tea room while I check you in?
11:18No
11:18No tea, thanks
11:20You're gonna learn everything there is to know about each other
11:23Everything
11:24Nothing's staying hidden
11:26Do you want to go check out our suite?
11:27We can relax, order room service, talk
11:29I'm not, uh
11:31I'm not always great at talking
11:33I think you are
11:34Yeah?
11:35Yeah
11:50Hey, whoa
11:51Do you know where my medical bag is?
11:53Do you know where the other doctor is?
11:57Your friend is resting
11:58It's important, you know
12:01That they're not my friend
12:06We don't get a lot of service down here deep in the caves
12:09You're really sick, just like the others
12:12Like the what?
12:14I said I'll go get Mother
12:44I'll go get her
12:59Now I'm just gonna lock you in here to quarantine you for your own safety.
13:05You're a doctor, you understand?
13:16Oh no, I'm gonna die smelling like soup.
13:24Sleech, you'll never believe me.
13:25Clack, I'm at a house call and I think they might be trying to kill me.
13:35I might die here.
13:37I just wanted to say, please bury me in the cool outfit that emphasizes the curve of my tail.
13:45Please, boy, we have to be able to do that.
13:50Sleech, I can't understand you, but I'm at the time dilation hotel with Zifa.
13:53I'll call you in 20 minutes once I've ruined everything.
13:58Oh no, I'm hallucinating.
14:03Time to save the day.
14:10Oh dear, you gotta work too.
14:20Yeah, because I went to lab school with the robots my mom made.
14:24My best friend was Model 4F.
14:26We came in touch, but I keep getting older and she stays programmed seven years old, so we mostly talk
14:31about stickers.
14:32I didn't go to traditional school either.
14:34I went to a family home school.
14:36My best friend was a twig.
14:37I still can't sleep without him.
14:39Really?
14:40Well, I can only sleep after I log all my emotional fluctuations throughout the day.
14:44My mom used to make me do it.
14:46Why would she have you do that?
14:47It was important to keep a record for her research.
14:51Parents, right?
14:51Yeah.
14:52Parents.
14:54You're amazing.
14:55Some of my colleagues say I'm terrible at first dates.
14:59We're having a really great one.
15:01I am, at least.
15:03I'm bad at first dates, too.
15:04So socially weird sometimes.
15:07It's because I grew up in a cult.
15:11Me too.
15:12The cult of Dr. K.
15:13Hey.
15:14Uh-huh.
15:14Yeah.
15:14We lived off the land, and we're this huge, loving family.
15:18One day when I was 10, my dad, who was the cult leader, I suppose, he had me pick a
15:24certain flower to brew tea for everyone.
15:25So I brought them back, and we brewed them into a tea.
15:29And I tried it.
15:30It was really bitter, you know?
15:31So I didn't drink it, but I watered my favorite plant with it, the South Star Daisy.
15:36I know that flower from somewhere.
15:38The next morning, I woke up to find that my plant was dead.
15:41So the tea was poison.
15:43You're the little flower girl?
15:45The one who saved the Fleezelbot family?
15:47Yeah.
15:48Yeah.
15:48And my dad is in jail.
15:49I still visit him, though.
15:52It's complicated.
15:53You know, he really thought that he was going to transport them to planet Fleezelbot.
15:57So is it okay that I told you all that?
16:01Yeah.
16:02No, yeah, that's too much.
16:03I'm sorry.
16:04It's never a right time to tell people about the cult.
16:07I shouldn't have brought it up, you know?
16:17No.
16:19No.
16:19It's an old remedy.
16:21Helps with fever.
16:23And this butter will stop your dizziness.
16:26We'll see each day when they bring us here.
16:27Oh!
16:28Oh, whoa.
16:28No pants.
16:30It's a good one in the here.
16:40Look Natürlich.
16:41Oh.
16:42Sure.
16:45Uh-oh.
16:49Oh.
16:49Oh!
16:49Oh.
16:50Oh!
16:53Come with me.
16:55Me? Come with you?
16:56Excuse me, I'm saving you.
17:04What made us sick?
17:07It's the berries.
17:12It's an endosymbiotic mold on the berries.
17:15That's why it's progressing so quickly.
17:17If we don't get antifungals right now, we're going to die.
17:25We're not here.
17:27We won't make it in time. We're too weak alone.
17:29Oh, no. We need to get in the warp speed position and roll.
17:33I hate that you're right.
17:43I'm not in the kitchen.
17:44I'm in. If they kill me, tell Clack I love her.
17:48If they kill me, don't let my downstairs neighbor get my apartment.
17:54Uh...
17:54Oh!
17:55Oh!
17:59Hello!
17:59Wonderful. You're back. We're feeling much better.
18:02Less delusional.
18:03What?
18:03These scrindleberry vines have a toxic mold.
18:06They're incredibly poisonous to everyone else but you.
18:09We believe that because of your constant exposure to them, your family has built an immunity.
18:14That's why you aren't sick and didn't know we would get sick.
18:17Ha! Right? You didn't know we'd get sick.
18:19Of course not.
18:21I didn't see anything wrong with the berries.
18:24I'm so sorry.
18:25I should have called you doctors here to check my eyes.
18:30Dr. Sleech was so paranoid.
18:32She thought you were trying to kill us.
18:34Oh!
18:35We're going to neutralize the toxin.
18:41Thank you for ridding us of this poison.
18:45You're welcome.
18:46You're welcome.
18:46Now let's fix that claw.
18:53There's Cluvo in the chocolates. She's in an anaphylactic shop. Call an ambulance.
18:57I can call one but it'll take at least 15 minutes which means it'll take 15 hours.
19:07The combination of these two herbs, mix of caffeine should mimic epinephrine.
19:12Oh!
19:18You're hot when, when you save my life.
19:24Old T part of this is bringing up a lot for me.
19:28I love the Tursker field.
19:31It's where the Turskers wield.
19:34Their legs that are weapons and arms that are knives.
19:37Now put on your Tursker shield.
19:40Ew!
19:42You're off duty.
19:44Just hit ignore and keep singing.
19:46But somebody is dying from an allergic reaction at the time dilation hotel.
19:51What?
19:51I have a vending machine there.
19:53What if it was my snacks that made someone sick?
19:55We have to go.
20:03I have to send in my gurney.
20:07Maybe they don't need us. Looks like they're covered, ambulance-wise.
20:13And snack-wise.
20:15Spiked fizz, my treat.
20:17You don't have to ask me twice.
20:20I can't believe we thought they poisoned us.
20:22I suppose it makes sense that you and I immediately assumed a nice family was trying to murder us.
20:28We aren't particularly trusting.
20:31You should have let me die.
20:33Now I have to live knowing you saved my life.
20:36Don't worry.
20:37You also saved mine.
20:38I already regret it.
20:41I lied earlier.
20:42I love this song.
20:44It's a perfect song.
20:51That was too close.
20:53No more doctors.
20:54We got cocky.
20:56I wish this pie had people in it.
21:03Oh, what a day.
21:06All right, a snack delivery.
21:10They're all broken and crumbled.
21:13No matter how hard we work, some snacks arrive broken.
21:16Some snacks arrive dead.
21:21I'm sorry about today.
21:22This was all my fault for pushing short dates.
21:25We should have just gone on a normal date.
21:28I was so scared I'd mess things up.
21:30You thought you'd mess it up?
21:31Why did I take us on a 20-hour date and tell you about the cult?
21:35I hate that that happened to you.
21:37Me too.
21:39Do you think that we messed up our first date?
21:41I think maybe you can't mess things up with someone if they're the right fit.
21:46I agree.
21:48So what should we do for our second date?
21:50Oh, so you want to go on a second.
21:58I'm sorry, you worked well with the Zelle?
22:01Not only that, but they like good music.
22:03And they're not not fun.
22:05I hate that I know this now.
22:06What?
22:07Are you like friends with my ex?
22:08No, of course not.
22:10I'm just mold high.
22:11Hate a Zelle.
22:12Yuck.
22:13I can't believe I almost died because of a moldy scrindleberry.
22:17Moldy scrindleberries?
22:18They typically can't mold.
22:20You'd have to be intentionally cultivating the mold for poison.
22:23On the family compound, we had an entire greenhouse just for poisonous plants.
22:27You know, I really should have suspected then I was in a cult.
22:32There I go, oversharing again.
22:34I like when you overshare.
22:35I like when you overshare.
22:38Oh.
22:40Oh.
22:41I love a Tersker field.
22:55It's where the Terskers wield their legs that are weapons and arms that are knives.
23:02Now put on your Tersker shield.
23:04I love a Tersker field.
23:06It's where the Terskers wield their legs that are weapons and arms that are knives.
23:12Now put on your Tersker shield.
23:15Ow.
23:15Eww.
23:16Eww.
23:16Eww.
23:21Eww.
23:21Eww.
23:22Eww.
23:25Eww.
23:27Eww.
23:27Eww.
23:27Eww.
23:27You
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