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Reborn as a Vending Machine I Now Wander Season 3 Ep 1
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00:01You could even win a reward!
00:09Hello there!
00:11So yummy!
00:13It somehow tastes even better in the heat.
00:15I just love seeing the happy faces of my satisfied customers.
00:21Numbing ice cream on a hot day is non-negotiable.
00:24Though I'll admit that frozen fruit was pretty tasty too.
00:27I've never vended frozen fruit.
00:31You heard right, Boxo!
00:33See? Kiko, you're selling it!
00:35Of course! My pleasure!
00:37Here you go!
00:38Oh, yeah!
00:39So shiny!
00:40I hope you enjoy it!
00:42Dastardly!
00:42I should've expected no less from my business rival.
00:45What a sweet kiddo.
00:47Although, I guess she's technically a full-fledged adult now.
00:50I think she's even better at freezing stuff now that she's officially a woman.
00:54So she's freezing fresh fruit and then selling it as a dessert.
00:57That's a rock-solid business.
00:58For sure!
00:59And those grep things were especially tasty!
01:02Ooh!
01:02And I'll have to give them a try!
01:05Now that Temptress is trying to steal my partner?!
01:07If you're looking for a food war, consider me enlisted!
01:13Dastardly!
01:16Dastardly!
01:18Dastardly!
01:18Dastardly!
01:19Dastardly!
01:19Dastardly!
01:19On the outside, I'm just a big metal box!
01:21But inside, I've still got a human soul!
01:23In this new world of wonders, I travel to and fro on the back of my super-strong partner,
01:28Lamas!
01:28Yes!
01:29The name's Buxo!
01:30Hello there!
01:31That means yes, by the way!
01:32Dastardly!
01:34Dastardly!
01:36Dastardly!
01:37Look!
01:39Dastardly!
01:39.
01:40.
01:40.
01:41.
01:41.
01:41.
01:42I'm so excited!
01:43Go! Go! Go!
01:46Digitalの青い吐息
01:48手振れましょうか?
01:51白夜に黒鎖
01:52夜に咲いたらせ
01:58半分他の手にいらっしゃいませ
01:59虹の暮らし、cravin'
02:04想像は散らいきて
02:08願い集めて超えたのみさん
02:09見せろよ!
02:11心の空から
02:13今を生きる
02:15全ての
02:16未来まで
02:19数数の光
02:22祈りの数だけ
02:23守りたい
02:27それが武器に
02:30希望を込めたこの端子は
02:32リアル
02:32終わらせない
02:45ゲイみたいになって
02:46次回は
02:46世界の中で
02:47山口のビETCHES
02:48帰れ
02:50デンドで
02:50カーディッシュアイズ
02:53グルーバー
03:02活躍
03:04I can't wait to wipe that look off your face with the power of quality vending!
03:08I must answer the call of food service!
03:14I even begged! I mean, asked Llamas and Mishuel to help!
03:18Um, hey everyone! We're selling extra creamy ice cream today and there's plenty to go around!
03:22And today only we're offering our high quality ice cream at low quality prices!
03:33It was a worthy rivalry while it lasted, but too bad!
03:37No mere mortal can measure up to the power of my vending!
03:40For some reason, the next day there was a huge crowd champing at the bit for cold fruit!
03:46Come on, come on!
03:47We've got yummy frozen fruit over here!
03:49It's so delicious!
03:50You should treat yourself!
03:53Huh?
03:56Fresh reinforcements from the Clear Flow Lake Stratum!
03:59She even used food to recruit the gluttons!
04:01Guess it's time to vend out the big guns, baby!
04:11Now that's how you kill the competition!
04:13Victory shall be mine!
04:17Our bitter sales battle waged on for four whole days and ended in a surprise attack!
04:23We thanked our friends for their help with a nice meal!
04:26Shwee and the band of gluttons took full advantage!
04:29They got the priciest things on the menu, eating through our revenue and then some!
04:33Thus, the war of the frozen snacks ended in mutual defeat!
04:37The losers!
04:40Since our work was more than finished there, we decided to mosey on back to the Clear Flow Lake Stratum!
04:47Good work.
04:48We really owe you one.
04:49Thanks for everything.
04:53That's weird.
04:55Seems like something's weighing on her.
05:00Ah, there's no place like home.
05:02I was starting to miss this rectangle of dirt.
05:04Hey, Boxo!
05:06Go ahead and give me the usual.
05:07Your drinks invigorate me to my very core.
05:10Boop!
05:11Thank you very much!
05:14We've been back a few days now.
05:16Fall will be here soon.
05:18It's wild!
05:20I've been here for almost a full year!
05:22Time truly does fly.
05:25For the last few days, I haven't seen Lamas or Hulami.
05:28They must be busy or something.
05:30It's a bit lonely.
05:36Hey, Boxo!
05:38Lamas?
05:38I've been crazy busy and totally neglecting you.
05:41Give me a chance to make it right with some late night bonding.
05:44Okay?
05:46Hello there!
05:47No man, flesh or steel could refuse Lamas when she's serving that look.
05:51I'm whipped!
05:52And loving it.
05:53Yay!
05:54Let's get cozy in my tent.
06:01Huh?
06:02What gives?
06:05Cheers to you!
06:06Wishing you a happy birthday, Boxo!
06:08Wait, is it my birthday?
06:10To be fair, I don't know when you were born,
06:13but it's creeping up on a year since we first crossed paths,
06:16so I thought it was as good a time as any to celebrate your existence.
06:19Hopefully that's okay with you.
06:22I'm so darn happy and surprised right now I don't know how to react!
06:26It's a good thing I can't ugly cry or I might have short-circuited.
06:30You're welcome!
06:36And Kiko, you, we all want to say happy birthday to you, too!
06:39Oh, wow!
06:40That's sweet of you!
06:41Oh, yeah!
06:43Kiko's birthday wasn't too long ago!
06:44It's a double birthday bash!
06:46That's twice as nice!
06:50Thanks, Boxo, we owe you!
06:52True, without your assistance, the Origin Stratum would be a pile of rubble.
06:57We all wanted to give you a proper thanks!
06:59You're a real hero as far as we're concerned!
07:02Them's facts!
07:03We owe you one!
07:03I come bearing an official certificate of recognition from the Hunter Association!
07:08Oh, you've earned it!
07:13Ta-da!
07:15Ta-da!
07:15Ha-ha-ha!
07:17Ha-ha-ha!
07:19Ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:21Ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:27I've been racking my brain thinking of the best gift.
07:29This is what I came up with, so I really hope you like it.
07:32I enhanced the elasticity of the stabilizer ropes.
07:35Now it can handle unexpected transformations with ease.
07:39That's awesome sauce!
07:40Now I can change my look on the fly without worrying.
07:43I guess I'm the last one to gift you up, huh?
07:46Bet you're curious what I got ya.
07:48It's a cake!
07:49Whoa!
07:51Whoa!
07:52That book you gave me had all kinds of party pictures.
07:55That's where I came up with the inspiration to make you a birthday cake.
07:59So, um, was it a good surprise?
08:01Yes, thank you.
08:04I'm easily the luckiest vending machine in the entire universe.
08:08I got a birthday cake in another world.
08:11If vending machines could cry, everyone here would be drowning about now.
08:14And this one's for Kikuyu.
08:18It's so pretty!
08:20The candles are waiting.
08:22Go ahead and blow them out.
08:25Happy birthday, Bokso and Kikuyu!
08:33How lovely!
08:38Darn!
08:38I don't know how to process this.
08:40I did not have turn into a vending machine and have lots of friends celebrate my birthday
08:44on my bingo card.
08:45The food tonight is something special.
08:48Too bad the grandkids aren't here to enjoy it with us.
08:51I'm tempted to take some home and dine on it tomorrow, too.
08:55And this wine is delightfully smooth with just a slight hint of sweetness.
08:59I deserve to have a super fun and special drink tonight, too.
09:02Of course.
09:03We secured this fizzy, fruity one just for you.
09:06Everyone talked up how much they were loving the feast.
09:09But I came to regret busting out the booze.
09:18Pull yourself together, man.
09:21Oh, hey, Bokso.
09:23I got an awesome new invention all invented.
09:26You gotta check it out sometime, all right?
09:28Hey, you're not taking me seriously, I can tell.
09:31So you gotta thank it.
09:34How you doing, Bokso?
09:36Are you happy?
09:36I hope the answer is hello there, because I am.
09:40I love feeling your cold steel against my warm skin.
09:44Are you having fun yet?
09:46Because I'm having an absolute blast, you know?
09:49You're blasted, all right.
09:50I'm having fun, too.
09:52More than you could know.
09:53Hello there.
09:55Here and that's a huge load off.
09:57I was worried this whole time that maybe you're just being nice
10:00and I'm actually a big stinkin' bother to you.
10:03Bokso, buddy?
10:04Wanna know something?
10:06Hello there.
10:08If I had a wish, it would be to stay right by your side
10:12forever and ever.
10:14Hello there.
10:16I pour my heart out and all you can say is hello there?
10:20Fine, if I had a second wish,
10:23it would be for you to talk.
10:25Aw, she's too freaking adorable as a sloppy drunk.
10:29That girl's got my number.
10:31All right, time to show off.
10:34You are commute when you never think.
10:43Bokso!
10:44Bokso!
10:45Bokso!
10:49I need to speak with you about something.
10:52Do you have time tonight?
10:54Something has clearly been bugging her the last few days.
10:56Is she ready to share?
10:59Hello there!
11:06Sorry for the late hour.
11:08The truth is,
11:10we think the time has come for us to leave the dungeon.
11:13I thought that might be it.
11:15I hate leaving it all behind when this place is still plagued by odd occurrences.
11:19I know it's awfully selfish.
11:22You're not selfish.
11:23You've helped a ton.
11:24I've got no complaints here.
11:26Blossoming into an adult has increased my power.
11:29I find that I can now hear the piece of field speaking to me.
11:33I think returning field to their main body could bring them back.
11:37I must try.
11:38And thankfully, I can rely on field's powers to open up the path for me.
11:42She's going all out to meet the dude who reincarnated as a field.
11:46You do you, girl.
11:48You're sure it's okay for me to go?
11:50Hello there!
11:53It just occurred to me this might be the last time we talk.
11:57You know, the Netherlord's power isn't enough not to get you two out of the dungeon.
12:02Please tell me you have a plan.
12:04I'll open a temporary path by channeling my magic into a transfer circle.
12:09Hewlemi's theory.
12:10But there's no guarantee.
12:11And it's risky.
12:13She's very much against the idea since it's quite dangerous and may not work.
12:18Not gonna lie, Hewlemi brings points.
12:20I'm well aware of that.
12:22But I have to find field!
12:23And I won't give up the search until I do!
12:28He's that important to you?
12:30You're legitimately willing to risk your life for this guy?
12:33Yes.
12:35And for the children, too.
12:37I have enough magic power to share.
12:39So it's time.
12:40I know I must leave this place now.
12:44But your smiling faces...
12:46made me lose my resolve.
12:55Wipe those tears away.
12:57It's fine.
12:58You are saving someone you care about.
13:01Jenna!
13:02Walk away knowing you did a swell job.
13:04It's a huge ensemble, so we'll be just fine.
13:07Really.
13:08You've done a lot for us.
13:10We've had a heck of a time together.
13:12I'm grateful.
13:13Yes, so am I.
13:15I'll cherish these memories.
13:19It's been fun.
13:21Goodbye.
13:23At least for now.
13:26We'll meet again.
13:27And I can't wait until that day comes, Kikuyu.
13:32I look forward to serving you again.
13:36The next morning, I gave everyone the letters Kikuyu had left for them.
13:41Whoever that person is, I hope she's able to meet him.
13:44I agree.
13:45If there's even the slightest chance it will work, she has to give it a shot.
13:49Or she'll regret it for the rest of her life.
13:52It feels kind of lonely without her.
13:54Hello there!
13:56Alright.
13:57What's our plan of attack?
13:58The Dog Mountain Stratum and the Everlasting Stratum are all that remain.
14:02I assume we'll want to bolster our forces before we go?
14:05Yeesh.
14:06Kikuyu's shoes are going to be really hard to fill.
14:09Indeed, it's pivotal.
14:10And I'm afraid I can't spare anyone else for this task.
14:13As expected.
14:14I'm thinking I'll invite someone from the Menagerie of Fools.
14:17Have you lost it?
14:18The fool I have in mind is talented.
14:21And has certain abilities that our lineup is sorely lacking.
14:25Personality aside.
14:26Yeah.
14:27Can't argue on the talent front.
14:29It's def-legit.
14:30Despite that temperament.
14:32Should we be concerned that they both think our next addition kinda sucks as a person?
14:36We need all the help we can get.
14:38Any idea where we can find him?
14:40Though I can't say for sure, I have a hunch.
14:42And it will require travel to a new stratum.
14:45Gotcha.
14:46So we're going to the Dog Mountain Stratum to find a fool.
14:49A transfer circle should more than get the job done.
14:53Two days later, our group arrived at the Dog Mountain Stratum.
14:57The name probably gave it away, but this stratum has a giant dog-shaped rock.
15:02Doggo rock aside, it's a marine stratum with tiny islands.
15:06I hope we can spare some time for a little fishing while we're here.
15:09Captain Carry Oil does love to cast a rod.
15:12I'd love to start doling out some Hawaiian shirts and get the party started.
15:16But we're not on vacation.
15:18Oh, hey! Nice to meet ya! Fresh from a transfer circle?
15:22Yep! We're here from the Clear Flow Lake Stratum!
15:25You are?
15:25That's great!
15:26I've gotta go tell the director, so don't move an inch!
15:30Are you folks really from another stratum?
15:32You bet, mister!
15:34Thank goodness the transfer circles are finally working.
15:36Now we can eat something other than seafood for a change.
15:40Did the monsters cause any extra damage here?
15:42Nah.
15:43We were plagued with frequent monster attacks for a while there.
15:46But then some incredible hunters arrived and saved us!
15:49Fortunately, that happened right before the transfer circles stopped functioning.
15:52So we made it through.
15:54Huh?
15:55If you don't mind me asking, did those hunters call themselves the Menagerie of Fools?
15:59Oh, so you know them!
16:01Small world, eh?
16:02Well, that's not good.
16:04But it's probably okay, right?
16:06It's fine.
16:07In fact, they contacted us earlier.
16:10But regardless, I highly doubt the director and the others were able to convince her.
16:15Hello, hello!
16:16Thanks for visiting!
16:17Make yourselves at home!
16:19That looks like a kid, but I guess it's the stratum's director?
16:22Oh, hello there!
16:24It's been a while.
16:25Yes, it most certainly has.
16:26I'm the director of the Dog Mountain Stratum's Hunters Association.
16:30I brought you a letter from Director Bear if you'd like to take a look.
16:33Is that a fact?
16:34Let me see.
16:36Oh, this explains why the monsters got so aggressive.
16:40That's good to know.
16:41Well, good luck taking care of all that weirdness.
16:44You can let me know when the job's finished.
16:46See ya!
16:46Where do you think you're going?
16:50Sorry.
16:51Please forgive his rudeness.
16:52He's basically the babysitter.
16:54If I'm understanding the situation, you need us to help you find someone?
16:59That's no problem whatsoever.
17:01Can you describe them?
17:02We greatly appreciate it.
17:03I'll give you all the information we have.
17:09While Heavy gave them the rundown, we got to enjoy some primo relaxation.
17:14How should we pass the time, Boxo?
17:16I can't exactly go swimming.
17:19The next best thing for a beach day is to enjoy some fishing.
17:24Even my perceptive llamas couldn't decipher that one.
17:28It's tough not being able to talk.
17:31I'll try again.
17:37You're saying you want to go fishing.
17:39Yes, yes.
17:41Lamas is out of this world.
17:43I wasn't sure that was going to work.
17:45I did it.
17:46I knew I could figure it out.
17:47All that's left is to work out the details.
17:51I really only know how to do punchy fishing in a river.
17:55That's technically not fishing.
17:57I love punchy fishing.
17:59You can count me in.
18:00But instead of using our fists or nailing them with rocks,
18:02why don't we try the laid back method for a change?
18:05Sounds fun.
18:06Great.
18:07Now we just need the right equipment.
18:09Look no further, ladies.
18:11Your friendly neighborhood, Boxo's got you covered.
18:18Doesn't look like you have any rods for sale.
18:20But we can probably just use a stick.
18:22I see.
18:23Some bags have pictures of fishing lines with floats and hooks attached.
18:27But some only have symbols on them.
18:29Are those baits?
18:30Hello there.
18:31I'll go find some nice sticks for us.
18:34Great.
18:35Almost time for the moment of truth.
18:37A lot of girls scream and cry and yell,
18:39Ew, that's grody, when they see bait for the first time.
18:43I'm weirdly fascinated to see how those two will react.
18:46Their cute expressions will be priceless.
18:48I'm going to record it for science.
18:51I've seen things like that, but a little different at the river before.
18:55This is kid stuff compared to some of the monsters I've come across.
18:58Yeah, I guess that tracks.
19:00Why did I expect them to freak out over a little worm
19:03when they fight ugly monsters on the regular?
19:06Let's make this a tad more interesting.
19:08Whoever catches the biggest one will be named the fishing champ.
19:11I'm not going to hold back!
19:13Hello there.
19:24I got one!
19:26Up you go!
19:27Heck yeah!
19:28I got a shiwami!
19:30I'm not going to let you beat me!
19:32I-I win!
19:33I'll let Hulimi take the prize, but second place is mine!
19:36Gotcha!
19:39It'll break!
19:40Grab the line, not the rod!
19:41Okay!
19:47You hooked a fish monster!
19:49Reel it in!
19:50I hear those things are delicious!
19:52Look what I caught!
19:54So she really caught a monster?
19:57Huh?
19:59Wait, did my hook snag on something?
20:02The line might break if I pull any harder, but this could be the big one!
20:06I'm gonna go for it!
20:09Did you get a bite too, Boxo?
20:12Hello there!
20:14Need some help?
20:15Yes!
20:15Please!
20:16I've got you covered!
20:21That is one enormous clam!
20:23I've never seen a monster that looks like that!
20:25Maybe it's a mutation?
20:27You think it's tasty?
20:28There's no telling, but I'm curious, so let's cook it up!
20:33This beast is looking good!
20:35Master Boxo!
20:37I've been searching high and low!
20:38What are you doing out here?
20:40Wow, that's a nice fish!
20:41Oh!
20:42Is that thing a clam?
20:45Big clam!
20:46It even took Mishuel by surprise!
20:49Huh!
20:49Now I'm extra curious to see what's inside!
20:53Way too good!
20:55You should have some too, Mishuel!
20:56Don't mind if I do!
20:58If Shui were here, she'd probably eat it all herself!
21:01Is that a challenge?
21:07I'm gonna need you to wipe that greedy look off your face!
21:10Everyone's here!
21:11Now we can get the seaside barbecue started!
21:14Is that...
21:15No way!
21:17What the...
21:18They're both looking at that clam like they know it!
21:22Shui, do you recognize that creature?
21:26Sure do!
21:27I thought the same thing!
21:28What else could it be?
21:32AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
21:33YOO!
21:35HOOP!
21:44Wait, what?
21:45Is that some kind of monster?
21:46Uh, so what was that about?
21:49I beg your pardon.
21:49Listen, that clam looked rather familiar.
21:52Uh?
21:58It's so hot.
21:58Yikes.
21:59That's not how you should be treating poor pity.
22:02A harmless shut-in.
22:06This wore-in.
22:31It's not how you should be treated or not.
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23:36forward to serving you again.
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