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00:08My head doesn't wear hats as well as yours.
00:10Oh!
00:15Ah, there it is.
00:24T-Beam, Lyman Alpha winning journalist.
00:27Haha, hello! I'm doing an article on your colleagues, Dr. Sleech and Clack.
00:32We all know they saved the worm, they saved the world.
00:34They're brilliant, ambitious, daring, young.
00:37But I want to know who they really are. Tell me about them.
00:41The most impressive thing about Dr. Sleech and Dr. Clack is that they had an excellent teacher.
00:46And that teacher was me.
00:49They're doctors, they doctor.
00:51Had enough of a scoop for you?
00:54Great, now there's 16 of this guy.
00:56They're rapscallions with heart. And it was my guidance that pushed them into genius territory.
01:02And I hired them in spite of their reference saying they were not ideal candidates.
01:07Haha, oh boy, oops!
01:15They're awesome! They let me help out sometimes with medical stuff.
01:18Even though I am totally not qualified.
01:21Dr. Clack, yeah. I think she's pretty amazing.
01:25As a surgeon. I find her very endearing and attractive.
01:29As a surgeon.
01:30I would die for them. I would kill for them. Professionally.
01:35Ha! Yikes.
01:37I don't know.
01:38We might be able to pull this off. We might seem professional.
01:41No! No!
01:42Ah-ah!
01:45Doctors?
01:46Cheers.
02:16Helping you prep for your Deep Cuts interview is the honor of my life.
02:21I have many practice questions prepared, as well as a list of topics to avoid that make
02:26Dr. Clack sweat.
02:27Thanks, Flam.
02:28But we don't need him.
02:30We have a plan.
02:31Clack, of course, wants to restore her reputation.
02:34So while Teave is here, all we need to do is make you look responsible, fun, mentally balanced,
02:39and nothing like the person who had a breakdown on life television.
02:42Yup.
02:42And you want to be famous, which you will be after we handle this interview with Grace
02:47and Point.
02:49We don't want to look to quote the evening news, a rogue unhinged and not to be trusted.
02:55When I was the galactic imperator, I was constantly in the press.
03:00Remember, fame comes with strings.
03:03They see the greatness, but they also see everything else.
03:08Everything else?
03:09Everything else.
03:14What is all this?
03:16The union grant money was for a team building day.
03:19I have a folder of delightful icebreakers.
03:22As the new guiding force at this hospital, I've made an executive decision to spend that money,
03:28bringing us out of the past and into the future.
03:31A one-stop preventative primary and emergency care machine.
03:37Now with blowouts.
03:39Oh, good.
03:40Our inaugural patient.
03:44Ouch!
03:51Treatment complete.
03:53Uni ounces.
03:54You're welcome.
03:55I hate it, huh.
03:57I hate a thing.
03:59Ah!
04:00Ah!
04:02Ah!
04:03Ah, jeez!
04:03Ah!
04:05Ah!
04:06Ah!
04:07Ah!
04:09Ah!
04:09Ah!
04:10Ah!
04:10Our clone's lovers' clone found our maker, and our maker's name is Black!
04:15And I'll never say it again.
04:18Blah!
04:19No!
04:24After they fix me up, I'll meet you back here.
04:27And remember, only gaming on that thing, okay?
04:57Hmph.
05:04Hmph.
05:07Huh?
05:22Do not fret, Nanofarm Hand! I shall get you your Galacti Quasar!
05:55Cool floor. You should see the bed. I get what you're implying because I've had sex now.
06:00In fact, I'm a middle-aged man in second puberty. I don't know what that means.
06:07I'm delighted to be interviewing you. Your professional accomplishments are plentiful and you always claw your way out of chaos
06:14and into success.
06:16We've changed. We only claw our way to sensible places now.
06:21Tell me, Dr. Clack, has your relationship with your mother also changed since your very recent, very public breakdown on
06:27her show?
06:28Oh, you're that Dr. Clack?
06:29No. I mean, technically yes, but that Dr. Clack was a mess. This Dr. Clack has her meds recalibrated and
06:37does therapy six times a week.
06:40Wow. Six times a week sounds like a lot of therapy when you say it out loud.
06:44Maybe Dr. Sleech can just finish me up alone?
06:46Of course. No problem. I also prefer that.
06:49And how's your relationship with your mom, Dr. Knack-Knack-Sleech?
06:53How do you know my first name?
06:58Uh, name?
06:59It's, uh...
07:00Uh, one more time?
07:02Oh, sure. It's...
07:05Symptoms?
07:06Uh, well, I...
07:07When I...
07:08All over the back...
07:09Ah, enough!
07:11Ah, I knew it was weird.
07:15I can't take this anymore.
07:17Being apart?
07:18Oh, yes. I... I feel the same.
07:20Not you. Other head. I'm talking to you.
07:23Hi!
07:24A Zell's real machine. I can't take it. It dings constantly.
07:27Oh, well, I haven't noticed.
07:36Hi-ya!
07:39Hi-ya!
08:00What?
08:04What?
08:09Huh.
08:12Huh.
08:25I've lost six heads in two weeks.
08:27You're going to be fine.
08:29Dr. Sleech, shall we perform the first successful head retention procedure on a head shedding case?
08:34I am thrilled to be here to witness one of your groundbreaking surgeries.
08:38Yeah, I, I, whew, yeah, um, yeah, I don't, I don't think we need to do anything groundbreaking, team.
08:43Well, that's disappointing, but I have a lead on a teen scientist who just discovered a ninth sense, blearfing.
08:51As in, I can blearf you blearfing me.
08:53Aye, pop on in so we can scoot.
08:55Ha!
08:56Good morrow, shopkeeper.
08:58I humbly beg weaponry that I might best the wizard.
09:01What knowledge do you seek?
09:06You, you, you have secrets.
09:09Secrets.
09:09And they shall all come out right now.
09:12Ha, ha, ha, ha.
09:13An old joke between colleagues.
09:15I do have secrets.
09:16Secrets to success.
09:18Ha, ha, ha.
09:19What is this?
09:20A virus?
09:20Malware?
09:21I don't know.
09:22But whatever it is, it's not a part of our plan.
09:25Oh, I can stay a little longer after all.
09:27See how this unfolds.
09:29If only I could blearf this.
09:38Oh, I lost my empathy, so I can't tell when you're enjoying yourself.
09:44I can finally tell when I am.
09:48Pleasure rave.
09:49Starting now and lasting forever.
09:51Bring your extra skin.
09:55I just received an urgent message.
09:57Gotta go.
10:00When you're not feeling other people's feelings about it, music is really great.
10:05Who knew?
10:07Yee-haw!
10:08Good girl, Nepo.
10:10That's a good robo horse.
10:12Cluck, her eyes force pupil reformation, so it's not a glitch.
10:16Yee-haw!
10:17I can only mean she's been hacked.
10:20Thrilling.
10:26We're backing up Lam's consciousness.
10:28Safely, responsibly, protocol.
10:34Okay, the library will have archival manual.
10:36Can you handle Lam alone?
10:38With tape?
10:39I would love to, but I shouldn't.
10:43I need absolute quiet.
10:44Gotta focus.
10:45Oh, well.
10:46I suppose I'll go to the library with this one.
10:49Ask her about her college girlfriend.
10:51Oh, Slug Girl didn't like labels.
10:54And I was great with that.
10:58Yee-haw!
11:00We'll override this thing, no problem.
11:02For admin privileges, we need ID verification.
11:06Please answer the following security questions.
11:08Is this your father?
11:10Yes!
11:11Why is he sad?
11:13Because he hates his job.
11:14Why is he actually sad?
11:16Oh, no.
11:17Who wrote these questions?
11:19Because he never got over Mom when she left.
11:22She was the one that got away.
11:24Correct.
11:25The ding alert has been changed.
11:27I did it!
11:28We did it!
11:29For you.
11:34Is everyone okay?
11:36Did it give you a bad haircut?
11:37The ding has been changed to match the soundscape of a hospital.
11:41It replaced the ding with a scream.
11:47A help button!
11:48No, Flork.
11:49That's never gonna work.
11:50It's unium.
11:56It totally helped!
11:58Now we can't hear the ding!
12:00Or the scream!
12:02What?
12:11Oh, Dr. Clack, hi.
12:14It's been a while.
12:15Zipha!
12:16Hi, how are you?
12:18Nice to see it.
12:19You, your face and body.
12:22How are you?
12:23I'm so excellent.
12:25And you are?
12:26How?
12:26Well, I'm good, too.
12:29It's so funny running into you.
12:31I'm actually here researching the prismatic petals of Lord Joaquin.
12:35The way you said that made me stop breathing.
12:42Did you two date?
12:44Oh, no.
12:44We're just colleagues.
12:46Just colleagues.
12:48Vlam's in trouble.
12:49And I'm actually looking for the librarian, Al Saad.
12:52Did someone say my name?
12:57Or did you sing it, my darling, whilst chanting the ancient fertility hymn of Grobulon, from which Al Saad derives?
13:04Um, can I have these manuals there in the archives?
13:14Are you dating?
13:15Like, dating dating?
13:16We aren't dating so much as driving on the same sensual highway until our passion runs out of gas.
13:23Great!
13:23As you all know, Teep Beep is profiling me for deep cuts.
13:27So congratulations to me!
13:29And congratulations to you, too.
13:30Congratulations to us all!
13:32If you want a romantic date for your love, pick up a couple of slug wraps from Pargalo Slugs,
13:37then take them to the northwest cliffside of the Turgid Stamen Forest,
13:41and eat them between the second and third sundeads.
13:43Oh, we've been there!
13:45Why are you describing your post-kiss pre-sex third date move?
13:48Why are you here?
13:49Alas, we're not pre-sexed.
13:52Now I know you two dated.
13:54How long did that last?
13:55On and off for years.
13:57It was casual.
13:58For a zelle.
13:59I mean, no comment.
14:01I'll walk you out.
14:02Even though we're leaving together, we're not leaving together together.
14:06Bye!
14:07I bet they're leaving together together.
14:16I didn't know I hated frunk cakes.
14:19I'd love to hate this food.
14:20It's my hate!
14:21I've been there for 27 years.
14:30Oh, no.
14:33Believe me, Vlam, I know what it's like when your body betrays you.
14:38I think I can...
14:41Physical temper detected.
14:43Initiating self-destruction.
14:46Our maker told me herself after we made love.
14:49I'm the last one left alive.
14:51Who knows?
14:52Our maker is...
14:54We've got a problem.
14:55No!
14:55And now, I'll never say it again.
15:00How should I proceed?
15:02You know the protocol.
15:08I stopped her from self-destructing.
15:10How?
15:11By destroying her yourself?
15:13Dr. Clack, how does it feel to trust your colleague and friend and come back to find out she's made
15:18a huge decision without consulting you?
15:19You sound like my therapist.
15:21Did you talk to her?
15:24This is the Galactic Health Unit Cyber Robotic Security Force.
15:27We have detected an illegal hacker in this robo-citizen in accordance with GHU code.
15:33We will now perform a hard reset, restoring her to her original settings.
15:38No, no.
15:38Her entire personality is in her updates.
15:41A hard reset could cause permanent damage.
15:43My brother is Phlym.
15:44He can sort this out.
15:45Please let me talk to Phlym.
15:47Do you often get special treatment because your brother is a high-ranking lawyer for the GHU?
15:52Um...
15:52Hard reset initiated.
16:01We've come to contain the warhounds.
16:03Move, lest you die in the crossfire.
16:06Is she still being hacked?
16:08No.
16:08This must be Phlym's original programming.
16:10I shall find the hounds and lay them slack at your feet.
16:16What the hell was Phlym created to do?
16:24We need to get her backup installed.
16:26Done!
16:30Now, these are the doctors I've heard about.
16:34I have returned.
16:37I need your help.
16:38But first, I need you to kiss me.
16:50No!
16:51I was back at the hospital.
16:52I was gone from this sexy place.
16:54Sorry, but that's our time.
16:56Let me know when you want another fantasy you can feel, pretty bird.
17:08If you continue to block me from getting to the warhounds, I will kill you.
17:17Please, emotionally prepare yourself for death.
17:21I'm always emotionally prepared for death.
17:23It's a strength of mine.
17:24I don't want to say this.
17:25Last resort for sure.
17:27I probably get Phlym to the Explosiology floor.
17:29We can't kill Phlym!
17:33Phlym, let it go!
17:35Oh!
17:40Ah!
17:43Ah!
17:44Ah!
18:03You're a beautiful door, but my colleagues need me.
18:05Please!
18:06No, no, no, Kent.
18:08I'm trapped in unending pleasure, aren't I?
18:14Ah!
18:15Ah!
18:22I'm a genius!
18:23I'm a filthy, sexy genius!
18:26Ah!
18:27Ah!
18:28No, no, no!
18:29I'm a fool!
18:30I'm a filthy, sexy fool!
18:47It just kept doing my hair over and over and over.
19:00Yes!
19:03Clack!
19:04If I die, it's okay if you never love again!
19:09I'm back!
19:10And you saved me!
19:11My friends!
19:13My colleagues!
19:14Oh, I'm sorry.
19:15Ah!
19:17All in a day's work!
19:20You feeling well enough to go plug yourself in for an R-scan?
19:24Yes.
19:25I'm embarrassed and ashamed.
19:27I let you both down, and I never defeated the wizard.
19:32Oh, those poor villagers.
19:34Hey, I need to wrap this up.
19:35I have couples therapy in 20 minutes, and I can't miss it again.
19:41I've returned for my journey because Sleech texted me, her ex, about Vlam.
19:45I'm here to help.
19:50How is everything?
19:52Wonderful?
19:53Absolutely.
19:54I feel better than I have in years.
19:56Did you know that three of my legs were broken?
19:58I had no idea.
20:01Oh!
20:02Oh, no!
20:02It thought we were one-headed!
20:04It thought we were one-headed!
20:07Oh!
20:08Hi, Plow.
20:09I know puberty leave.
20:10PTO is flexible, and your current state is, by nature, insensitive to protocol.
20:15But it would be helpful if you had told anyone before you left for two weeks, Dr. Plow.
20:20Oh, come on.
20:22Ignore him.
20:23He's never truly lived.
20:28Sleech, I've come to your rescue.
20:30Do you want to make love atop an operating table?
20:34What?
20:34Kind of.
20:35No.
20:36Good.
20:36That means I've finally left the pleasure hive.
20:39I owe them so much money.
20:40Did you know Sleech texted Plow today to ask for help?
20:44I mean, that's her ex.
20:45Even after their breakup, those two still generate a lot of heat.
20:48Uh, so it was just sex.
20:51And love.
20:58Today was fun!
20:59You're so in sync, so passionate, so willing to risk yourselves for your patience.
21:05What?
21:06After everything you've seen, you don't think we're unprofessional?
21:09Oh, you're wildly unprofessional.
21:12Disaster and chaos, just as I'd hoped.
21:14I'd say you are going to make a fun and fascinating piece.
21:18So much so that I'd like to forego the small blurb about you and pitch you as the cover.
21:22A full profile.
21:24A profile?
21:25Nothing is off limits, doctors.
21:27Okay.
21:28Well, we're glad you got what you need.
21:31Goodbye forever.
21:32Oh, now I'm going to be seeing you much more.
21:36I intend to learn everything about you.
21:40Everything.
21:45Why is Plop hot now?
21:47Did I tell you I saw Zifa and Azelle in the library and Zifa is dating Alshad?
21:51Alshad?
21:51No.
21:51But I think the profile will be fine.
21:53What could she write about me that's worse than anything my mom ever has?
21:57And did you hear her say cover story?
22:00That's been our dream since med school.
22:02You're going to be even more insufferable when you're famous.
22:04Which they're going to write about.
22:06Oh, no.
22:07They're going to know everything about us.
22:10Yeah.
22:11Everything.
22:45Sherp.
22:46Sherp.
22:48Sherp.
22:49Sherp.
22:56SHERP
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