Pee-Wees Playhouse Christmas Special
Join the whole Playhouse Gang for one of the wackiest
Christmas specials ever with laughs for the whole family
and all the imagination and charm of Saturday morning's
most outrageous TV series which became a cultural milestone
when it aired from 1986 to 1991.
In this unique triple Emmy® nominated Christmas special,
Pee-Wee gets into the spirit of the season with lots of
singing, dancing and other holiday fun with all his
Playhouse pals and more than a dozen celebrity guest
stars:
Frankie Avalon
Annette Funicello
Cher
Charo
Del Rubio Triplets
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Whoopi Goldberg
Magic Johnson
Grace Jones
k.d. Lang
Little Richard
Joan Rivers
Dinah Shore
Oprah Winfrey
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* *Laurence Fishburne...Cowboy Curtis * *
* *S. Epatha Merkerson... Reba - Mail Woman * *
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Join the whole Playhouse Gang for one of the wackiest
Christmas specials ever with laughs for the whole family
and all the imagination and charm of Saturday morning's
most outrageous TV series which became a cultural milestone
when it aired from 1986 to 1991.
In this unique triple Emmy® nominated Christmas special,
Pee-Wee gets into the spirit of the season with lots of
singing, dancing and other holiday fun with all his
Playhouse pals and more than a dozen celebrity guest
stars:
Frankie Avalon
Annette Funicello
Cher
Charo
Del Rubio Triplets
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Whoopi Goldberg
Magic Johnson
Grace Jones
k.d. Lang
Little Richard
Joan Rivers
Dinah Shore
Oprah Winfrey
***********************************************
* ******************************************* *
* *Laurence Fishburne...Cowboy Curtis * *
* *S. Epatha Merkerson... Reba - Mail Woman * *
* ******************************************* *
***********************************************
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01:30Merry Christmas!
01:33Hello, everybody.
01:34My name's Pee-wee.
01:36What's yours?
01:37Welcome to my special Christmas special.
01:40Starring me, Pee-wee Arden.
01:43And...
01:44Terry, Kunky, Flobie, Glory, Cool Cat, Chicky Baby, and Dirty Dog, Cherry, The Flowers, The Fish, Slotky, Mr. Kite, and
01:58the Ants, Penny, Randy, Countess, Magic Scream, Say Hello to Mr. Window, The Ants, The Dinosaur Family, Billy Baloney, and
02:09the Food in the Refrigerator.
02:10Also starring Cowboy Curtis, Mr. Vance, Ricardo, Mrs. Renee, The King of Cartoons, Baby of the Mail Lady, and Jambi.
02:22And my special, special guest stars, Frankie Avalon, Charo, Vidal Rubio triplets, Annette Punicello, Whoopi Goldberg, Magic Johnson, Grace Jones,
02:35Katie Lang, Little Richard, Joan Rivers, Dinah Shore, Oprah Winfrey, and Princess Zha Zha.
02:42Oh, it's Christmas in the playoff, and we're gonna have a lot of fun.
02:48Merry Christmas, everybody.
02:50Merry Christmas, everyone.
03:10And a moped, and I want a wood-burning kit, make that a deluxe wood-burning kit, new space helmet,
03:19walkie-talkies.
03:24What would you put on my Christmas list if you were me?
03:27A new car?
03:30Cooking utensils?
03:34Cash?
03:35Good idea.
03:36Always a practical gift.
03:38Yo-yo?
03:41Put yo-yo on the list, cocky.
03:44Pee-wee, you already have a yo-yo.
03:47I do?
03:48Affirmative.
04:15I'm Jay!
04:32I do have a yo-yo!
04:38Fuck the dog!
04:45Round the world!
04:52Oh, look out at home!
04:56Uh-oh.
04:57Better put a new camera on the list, Conky.
05:01All right, Conky.
05:03In conclusion, add to that a pup tent, football, new train set, set of encyclopedias, and one
05:11of those dolls to fill up with the gooey-goopy stuff.
05:14Sign it, um, most sincerely yours, especially during this holiday season, your pal, who's
05:23been very, very, very, very, very good all this whole year long.
05:27Pee-wee, I'm not kidding about how good I've been.
05:31Herman.
05:33Oh, P.S.
05:34I really have been good.
05:37Please believe me, Santa, please!
05:40Please and thank you, I've practically been an angel.
05:44G-G-G-G, Pee-wee-wee, do you think you asked for enough?
05:48No, but I didn't want to appear to be greedy.
05:52Print that out, will you, Conky?
05:53Should be, should be, should be, sure.
05:55Pee-wee-wee...
06:03Pee-wee-wee...
06:03Envelope.
06:05He, he, he, he...
06:06Christmas list.
06:09Ooh, excellent, Conky.
06:12Oh, it looks like someone's making out another Christmas list.
06:16Hi, Miss Sivan.
06:17Merry Christmas.
06:18I have a present for you.
06:20Present?
06:23Come on in.
06:25Thank you, Pee-wee.
06:30Thank you, everyone.
06:32Well, aren't you going to say anything about my new hairdo?
06:36Oh, wow, it's really Christmassy.
06:39What's that plant hanging out there?
06:42It's mistletoe, Pee-wee.
06:44You're always supposed to kiss someone
06:46when they stand underneath the mistletoe.
06:49This way, I'm assured of hundreds and hundreds of kisses
06:53from everyone.
06:55Stand over here.
06:56Come over here.
06:57Over here.
06:58Come over here and give us a big wet kiss.
07:03Don't worry.
07:04There's enough of me for everyone.
07:07So, excuse me, Miss Yvonne,
07:08but before you go make it out with everyone in the playoffs,
07:10how about forking out with a gift?
07:12Here you go, Pee-wee.
07:14Wow.
07:15Really heavy.
07:16What is it, a gold brick?
07:18No, but it's just as priceless.
07:20It's my very own special homemade Christmas fruitcake.
07:26Fruitcake?
07:27Mm-hmm.
07:34Thanks, Miss Yvonne.
07:35You're welcome, Pee-wee.
07:37Oh, I have a present for you, too.
07:40It's perfume.
07:43Oh, to Pee-wee.
07:47It smells just like you.
07:51Thank you, Pee-wee.
07:52You're welcome.
07:53Duh.
07:54Hey, Miss Yvonne.
07:56Come stand over me.
07:59Coming, Flory darling.
08:04Well, I better go put this brick, I mean fruitcake,
08:08in the refrigerator, before it gets any harder.
08:11Oh!
08:11Mm-hmm.
08:12Ah!
08:14O-o-oop!
08:19Ah!
08:20Ah!
08:24Ah!
08:25Ah!
08:25Hey!
08:25Ah!
08:27Ah!
08:32Oh!
08:33Oh!
08:51Earthchake!
09:02I get it!
09:04I get it!
09:15Merry Christmas, Pee-wee's Playhouse.
09:17Pee-wee speaking.
09:18Hi, Pee-wee. Merry Christmas.
09:20I was just calling to see if I could be on your Christmas special.
09:22I'm awfully sorry, Whoopi, but I've already booked too many stars as it is.
09:26Oh.
09:27Well, how about next Christmas?
09:30Next year's special is already booked, too.
09:32I might be able to squeeze you into the Christmas special two years from now.
09:36Two years from now? Oh, okay, that's all right. Would you do that?
09:40I'm not promising you anything now, Whoopi.
09:42Well, of course I understand that, Pee-wee.
09:45But I appreciate this, you know, that you're thinking of me and everything.
09:48And I just want to say Merry Christmas, and I'll see you in two years.
09:52Maybe.
09:53Yeah, right. Maybe. Bye.
09:55Bye.
09:56Hey, Pee-wee. Now it's time for some Christmas fun with me.
10:00Okay, Magic Screen. Here I come.
10:03Ah!
10:09Connect the Christmas dot.
10:11Ba-la-la-la-la.
10:12Connect the Christmas dot.
10:14Ba-la-la-la-la.
10:23Hey, it's a sleigh.
10:26Just like Santa's.
10:29Oh!
10:35Look! It's Magic Johnson.
10:38Hi, Pee-wee.
10:39Hi, Magic. What are you doing in the Magic Screen?
10:42The Magic Screen and I are cousins.
10:44Can I give you a lift?
10:45Thanks.
10:48Look, Pee-wee. There's a ball up there.
10:50We're just tricking the buck.
11:00I'm out!
11:01Oh!
11:02Oh!
11:04Oh!
11:06Watch out! Watch out!
11:07Ah!
11:10Ah!
11:12Ah!
11:13I'm out!
11:15Ah!
11:16The Magic!
11:18Merry Christmas, Pee-wee!
11:21Ah!
11:22Gotcha!
11:23Thanks, Jerry.
11:24Where would I be without you?
11:26On the floor.
11:28Aha, Jerry.
11:29You cracked yourself up.
11:31Do you think we should start decorating the playhouse for Christmas?
11:35Decorations?
11:36Oh, no.
11:37I was so busy making up my list for Santa Claus, I completely forgot.
11:42Now we don't have any decorations, because I was only thinking of myself.
11:48Christmas is the time we should be thinking of what we can do for others.
11:52I wish I hadn't been so selfish.
11:57Wish?
11:58Did somebody say wish?
12:00I did, Jombie!
12:01I forgot to get decorations for the playhouse!
12:04You think you could help me out?
12:05Sure, Pee-wee.
12:06Is that what you'd like to wish for?
12:08Well, not really.
12:10I'd like to use my wish later for something really special.
12:13I was kind of hoping maybe it'd give me an extra wish.
12:17An extra wish?
12:19You want an extra wish?
12:22What do you think this is?
12:23Christmas?
12:25Yeah.
12:27Oh, oh, okay.
12:29Then repeat after me, in Jambies.
12:33Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho.
12:36Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho.
12:39Mecca lecca hi, mecca ho ho ho.
12:43Mecca lecca hi, mecca ho ho ho.
12:46Mecca lecca hi, mecca ho ho.
12:58The wish is granted.
12:59Long live, Jombie.
13:04Beautiful!
13:07Jombie, you outdid yourself!
13:09Season's greetings.
13:12Hey, Pee-wee.
13:13Here comes Reba the Mail Lady.
13:16Hi, Reba.
13:17Hi, Peewee.
13:18Merry Christmas.
13:19Merry Christmas, Peewee.
13:21Wow.
13:22The Playhouse sure does look festive.
13:25How's the Christmas special going?
13:27Great, I think.
13:29How do you like it so far?
13:31Oh, well, same to you.
13:35I got a couple of bags of Christmas cards for the Playhouse, and here is a present from
13:43me to you.
13:44Thanks, Reba.
13:46What is it?
13:47It's a fruitcake.
13:48Oh, a fruitcake.
13:51How thoughtful.
13:53Oh, I have something for you, too.
13:59A brand new Christmas list to add to the old one for Santa Claus.
14:02Peewee.
14:03How is Santa supposed to get all of this down that little chimney?
14:06I already thought of that.
14:08And having the chimney expanded.
14:11I have something else for you, too.
14:19Merry Christmas, Reba.
14:21Thank you, Peewee.
14:25They're press-on nails.
14:27Why are they so big?
14:29Because they're toenails.
14:31Oh.
14:32Oh.
14:33Right.
14:33I see.
14:35Oh, oh.
14:36That reminds me.
14:38Okay, y'all.
14:38Bring it in.
14:39Somebody sent you something gigantic.
14:44Oh.
14:45Easy.
14:46I hope it's not a fruitcake.
14:49Okay, Peewee.
14:55It's Grace Jones.
14:58Wait a minute.
15:00You're not the president.
15:02You're Peewee Herman.
15:04Duh.
15:05This package was supposed to go to the White House, not the Playhouse.
15:11Sorry, Grace.
15:13Bag in the box.
15:14Since I'm already here, would you mind if I sang a song?
15:18No.
15:19Go right ahead.
15:20What are you waiting for, Christmas?
15:22You, my miss.
15:23Oh.
15:25Ha, ha, ha.
15:30And they told me,
15:34Farah-pah-pah-pah-pah.
15:38And, you're longing to see,
15:42Farah-pah-pah-pah-pah.
15:47I played my song for him, fa-ra-pa-pum-pum
15:53And I played my best for him, fa-ra-pa-pum-pum
16:01Ra-pa-pum-pum, ra-pa-pum-pum
16:09And the band who smiled at me, fa-ra-pa-pum-pum
16:17Me and my club
16:21Me and my club
16:26Hey! This feels amazing!
16:29You made the great!
16:31Welcome back to my cool Christmas special!
16:34I'm with my special guests, Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello
16:39What are you guys doing?
16:41We're making Christmas cards with Terry and Globie
16:44I'm using the stencil process
16:46The stencil I'm using looks like a Christmas tree
16:50I lay it on the card, dip my toothbrush in green paint
16:55And brush it on this piece of screen
17:00Look, isn't this pretty?
17:02Yeah!
17:03I hope you remember to wash that toothbrush before you brush your teeth, though
17:09Oh, that's a good idea
17:15What are you making, Frankie?
17:17I'm making cards out of a potato
17:20What?
17:20Well, you see, first I kind of cut a candy cane shape out of the potato like this
17:27Then I simply dip it into some red paint, just like that
17:31And then I print it onto some paper, and look!
17:35A candy cane! See?
17:37Mmm, potatoey
17:40I hope you don't forget to wash that potato before you eat it
17:46All right! I'm gonna have to separate you two
17:48Now get back to work! I need 500 of each of those by sundown!
17:55500?
18:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
18:32That's a good idea!
18:52That's a good idea!
18:54Thank you for sharing!
18:56Thank you for sharing!
19:28Happy Holidays!
19:30Happy Holidays!
19:31Everyone!
19:32Phoebe, I've brought you a present
19:35It isn't a fruitcake, is it?
19:37No!
19:40It's two fruitcakes!
19:42Oh, well, uh...
19:44Let the cartoon...
19:45Oh, oh, excuse me, Your Majesty
19:48Would you mind if I said it just this once?
19:55Be my guest, Annette
19:59I've always wanted to do this
20:01Let the cartoon begin!
20:06Sure, but I wouldn't try it with a bar of soap
20:12Look, it's Joan Rivers!
20:13Hi, Pee Wee
20:14Hi, Annette
20:15Hi, King
20:16Happy Holidays, everybody!
20:19Merry Christmas, Joan!
21:00My friends!
21:02Thank you for coming!
21:02Bye
21:10Aaah...
21:16Aah...
21:17Ha-ha...
21:18Can you get him?
21:22Aah-ha...
21:25Aah-ha-ha-ha-ha...
21:50Come on.
21:51Give me up!
21:56Come on!
21:57Come on!
21:58Give me up!
22:17Hi, everybody.
22:19Pee-wee's not here right now.
22:24So now, it's the Billy Bologna Christmas Special, starring me, Billy Bologna.
22:33You know, I'd like to sing a little song for all my adoring fans.
22:40Me-me-me-me-me-me-me.
22:43Okay, Billy, I'm back now.
22:45No! Go away! I want to sing!
22:49I'm sorry, Billy.
22:50Not as sorry as me, Pee-wee.
22:53Well, sorry, Billy. Maybe next year.
22:59Weather alert! Weather alert! It's starting to snow!
23:03It's snowing! It's snowing!
23:06It's snowing! It's snowing!
23:09It's snowing!
23:11It's snowing! It's snowing!
23:13It's snowing! It's snowing!
23:16It's snowing! It's snowing!
23:20It's snowing!
23:22It's snowing!
23:23Did I mention it was snowing?
23:25Let's go out and play in the snow!
23:27Great! Let's go!
23:32Did we finish making all those Christmas cards, Frank?
23:35Canette?
23:37I'm sorry, then you'll have to stay inside until you finish.
23:40It's snowing! It's snowing!
23:43Yeah, but no!
23:45Snow! Snow!
23:51Yellow snow!
23:54Watch! I'm gonna make a snow angel!
24:05Look, I made an angel in the snow!
24:09If you don't have any snow at your house,
24:11just use 20 pounds of coconut shavings.
24:15Now I'm gonna make mystery tracks in the snow!
24:19You just walk through the snow!
24:26Hey, Pee-wee!
24:29Over here, Cowboy Curtis!
24:32Just follow my footsteps in the snow!
24:43Hey!
24:45Where'd he go?
24:49I fooled you with my mystery tracks in the snow!
24:53You sure did, Pee-wee!
24:55Mmm!
24:56Mysterious!
24:57Ha-ha-ha-ha!
24:58Hey!
24:59Hey!
25:00Listen, Pee-wee!
25:01You hear that?
25:02Yeah!
25:03It's the heavenly intonations of the Del Rubio triplets!
25:13Sleigh bells ring!
25:15Are you listening?
25:16In the lane, the snow is glistening!
25:19A beautiful sight!
25:21We're happy tonight!
25:22We're walking in the winter wonderland!
25:24Going away is a bluebird!
25:27Here to stay is a new bird!
25:30He sings a love song as we go along!
25:33Walking in the winter wonderland!
25:35In the meadow we can build a snowman!
25:38Then pretend that he is poison grown!
25:41He'll say, are you married?
25:42He'll say, no man!
25:44But you can do the job when you're in town!
25:46Later on, we'll inspire!
25:49As we dream by the fire!
25:52The face of the prey, the plans that we make!
25:55Walking in the winter wonderland!
25:57La la la, la la la la!
26:00La la la, la la la la!
26:03A beautiful sight!
26:04We're happy tonight!
26:06Walking in the winter wonderland!
26:08La la la, la la la la!
26:11La la la, la la la la la!
26:14The face of the prey, the plans that we make!
26:17Walking in the winter wonderland!
26:28Falla!
26:29A snowman!
26:30You know, Pee-wee, they say if you stare at a snowman long enough, he'll come to life!
26:37Why don't you take a picture?
26:39It'll last longer!
26:40No!
26:44The face of the prey!
26:47Oh!
26:48The face of the prey!
26:49The face of the prey!
26:49Yeah!
26:49That's good, Little Richard!
26:52Hey!
26:54It's Little Richard on ice!
26:56Ha ha!
26:56Hi Little Richard!
26:57How's it going?
26:59Hi, Peee-wee!
27:01Woo!
27:04Great gosh almighty!
27:06Little Richard!
27:07Are you alright?
27:08Oh, you know me, Pee-wee, always fall down.
27:12But I get right back up and try again.
27:15If at first you don't succeed, you know what they say,
27:18you're trying, you're trying, you're trying.
27:22Except ice skating, I give up, I quit.
27:28If God had wanted me trying to skate,
27:30I would have been born with skinny feet and a little head.
27:36Looks pretty simple to me.
27:38Think so? Then you try.
27:41All right.
28:00Oh, gosh, Pee-wee, that's incredible.
28:03How did you do that?
28:05Well, you know, little Richard,
28:07ice skating is like a lot of things.
28:08You just have to practice.
28:11Was that all right, Pee-wee?
28:12Uh, yes, thank you, Hans.
28:15Oh, Pee-wee.
28:23Hi, everybody.
28:24Welcome back to the show.
28:26L-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l.
28:27We're just warming up from being out in the cold
28:29by sipping some hot chocolate.
28:39Mmm, chocolatey!
28:42And now, please welcome our special Christmas guest,
28:46Katie Lang!
28:54Oh, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock.
28:58Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring.
29:02Snowing and blowing, butsels of fun.
29:06Now the jingle bell hop has begun.
29:09I said, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock.
29:13A jingle bell chimes in, jingle bells of fun.
29:17Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square
29:20In the frosty air
29:23What a bright time
29:25It's the right time
29:27To rock the night away
29:30Jingle bell time
29:32Is a swell time
29:35To go gliding in one horse leg
29:38Giddy up, jingle horse
29:40Pick up your feet
29:41Jingle around the clock
29:45Mix and a mingle
29:47Mix and a mingle
29:47In a jingle and feed
29:49That's the jingle bell rock
30:00Jingle bell time
30:01Is such a swell time
30:03To go gliding in a one horse sleigh
30:06You know what I mean, eh?
30:09Giddy up, jingle horse
30:11Pick up your feet
30:12Jingle around the clock
30:16Mix and a mingle and a jingling feed
30:19That's the jingle bell
30:21That's the jingle bell
30:23That's the jingle bell
30:36That's the jingle bell
30:41Your Christmas song was really great
30:44Oh, thanks, you guys
30:45Dirty dog
30:46You're such a cute pup
30:47Thanks, you guys
30:48For backing me up
30:49You're welcome, KD
30:50That's why we're here
30:52That was the most fun I've had all year
31:05Hey, Pee-wee, what you doing?
31:06Hanging up the laundry?
31:08No, Randy, I'm hanging up all the Christmas stockings
31:11And Santa Claus is going to come and fill them up with Christmas treats
31:14There's no such thing as Santa Claus
31:18No, there ain't
31:19Yes, so
31:20He's not
31:20He's not
31:22Pee-wee, Randy says there is no Santa Claus
31:24Randy, please stop teasing Terry
31:26Well, I don't believe in no Santa Claus
31:29Fine, I'll just take down your stocking then
31:32Hey, wait a minute
31:33Let's not be hasty here
31:35Let's just go ahead and hang it up anyway
31:36Just for decoration, you understand?
31:38Sure, I understand
31:40Just for decoration
31:42All the stockings were hung by the chimney with care
31:45And I hope everything on my list will be there
31:49Where's your Christmas stocking, Pee-wee?
31:51I almost forgot!
32:00Do you think your stocking's big enough?
32:03I'm not finished yet
32:06There's the left one
32:10Hey, Pee-wee
32:11Do you know what time it is?
32:13Christmas time!
32:14That's right
32:15And it's time for a Penny cartoon
32:18Hello, my name is Penny
32:21Christmas
32:21I love Christmas
32:24In our old house there was an enormous living room about the size of the ballroom
32:27And it had this really tall Christmas tree about from here to the ceiling
32:31It was so enormous
32:33We had so many ornaments
32:35And I love it
32:36While we decorate the tree, we watch old movies like Road to Morocco, the comedies
32:40You know Road to Morocco with Bob Hope and, um, what's it called?
32:43And Dorothy L'Amour
32:45I just love her eyes
32:47Well, we always go out and buy me a dress
32:51You know those dresses that have the long sleeves or the short sleeves, whatever it is
32:54And it gets all squiggly here and a big puff skirt, that's what I had
32:57It was the most fascinating dress
33:00I've never seen it in a kid's size before
33:04Thanks Penny
33:05That was really swell
33:07Oh, hi Frankie and Annette
33:09How are those Christmas cards coming?
33:11Well, I'm hungry
33:13Yeah, and I'm thirsty
33:15Well, here's some bread and water
33:20Now get back to work
33:22Moo-hoo, pee-wee
33:24Merry Christmas, Conus
33:26Merry Christmas
33:28I brought you a present
33:30What is it?
33:32Guess
33:32Uh, is it a fruitcake?
33:36Why, yes!
33:37How did you know?
33:39Lucky guess
33:41I brought you a present too
33:42Ooh
33:46A new belt
33:48Listen
33:51Oh, dearie, it's moveless
33:54Wait until Princess Zsa Zsa Zsa sees it
33:57Zsa Zsa, over here, dear
33:59Well, how welcome, Mrs. Darling
34:03I was looking for you all over
34:05Zsa Zsa, you remember Pee-wee?
34:07Of course
34:08Hello, Pee-wee
34:10Kiss
34:12Merry Christmas, darling
34:14Merry Christmas, Zsa Zsa, darling
34:16Pee-wee, I love you
34:18Then why don't you marry me?
34:20I love you
34:21Merry Christmas
34:22Merry Christmas
34:23We better get moving
34:25Merry Christmas, Zsa Zsa
34:27Merry Christmas, Conus
34:29I'll get it
34:40Merry Christmas, Pee-wee's Playhouse
34:41Pee-wee speaking
34:42Merry Christmas, Pee-wee's Playhouse
34:44Pee-wee speaking
34:44Hi, Pee-wee, Merry Christmas
34:47Dinah!
34:48How's she called?
34:49Oh, all better
34:50I got a little song for you
34:51Listen
34:55On the first day of Christmas
34:57My true love sent to me
34:58A partridge in a pear tree
35:01On the second day of Christmas
35:03My true love sent to me
35:05Hang on a minute, Dinah
35:06I've got another call
35:07A partridge in a pear tree
35:09Hello
35:11Hello
35:12Hello
35:12Pee-wee, is this you?
35:13Who wants to know?
35:14This is Oprah Winfrey
35:16Hi
35:17Hi
35:18Hi
35:19I just wanted to say
35:21Merry Christmas to you
35:22Merry Christmas, Oprah
35:24I'm gonna have to call you back
35:25I have Dinah Shore on the other line
35:31On the first day of Christmas
35:33My true love sent to me
35:35Five golden rings
35:39Four calling birds
35:41Three wretch heads
35:42Two tululums
35:43And a partridge in a pear tree
35:49On the sixth day of Christmas
35:51My true love sent to me
35:53Six geese a-laying
35:57Five golden rings
36:01Four calling birds
36:02Three wretch heads
36:04Two tululums
36:04And a partridge in a pear tree
36:07On the seventh day of Christmas
36:10My true love sent to me
36:11Seven swans a-swimmin'
36:17Six geese a-laying
36:18Five golden rings
36:21Feliz Navidad, Pee-wee
36:23Do what?
36:24Feliz Navidad
36:25That means Merry Christmas in Spanish
36:27Say it
36:28Feliz Navidad
36:29Feliz Nav-blah
36:30Feliz Nav-blah
36:31Feliz Nav-blah
36:32Feliz Nav-blah
36:33Feliz Nav-blah
36:34Feliz Nav-blah
36:34Feliz Nav-blah
36:34Feliz Nav-blah
36:36Feliz Nav-blah
36:38Feliz Nav-blah
36:44Feliz Nav-blah
37:04Right
37:04Feliz Nav-blah
37:19Feliz Nav-blah
37:23Feliz Nav-blah
37:31Feliz Nav-blah
37:35Feliz Nav-blah
37:59Feliz Nav-blah
38:02Feliz Nav-blah
38:06Feliz Nav-blah
38:08Feliz Nav-blah
38:46Feliz Nav-blah
38:51That was really beautiful, Charo.
38:54Thank you, Chary.
38:55Cherry, Charo, Charo, Charry.
38:58Oh, gracias, Peewee.
39:00I'm so happy here.
39:01I made a very special dish for you.
39:03It's just for Christmas.
39:05It's delicious.
39:06It's very, very, very, very good.
39:07It's called pastel de fruta.
39:09Mmm, sounds great.
39:10What is it?
39:11Ah, ¿cómo se dice pastel de fruta en inglés?
39:14I got it.
39:15Fruit cake.
39:17Oh, fruit cake, my favorite.
39:21Mmm, thanks, Charo.
39:23I mean, gracias.
39:25You welcome, Peewee.
39:27Feliz Navidad y prospero año nuevo.
39:30What does año mean?
39:33Oh, año means year.
39:35Ah!
39:37Goji, goji.
39:38I like it.
39:40Boy, I sure have gotten a lot of fruit cakes for Christmas.
39:43Yoo-hoo.
39:44Could you use one more?
39:46Hi, Mrs. Renee.
39:47Merry Christmas.
39:48Oh, I don't celebrate Christmas, Peewee.
39:50You don't?
39:51Why not?
39:52Because I'm Jewish.
39:54You are?
39:55I'm proud of it.
39:56At this time of season, Jews all over the world celebrate Hanukkah, the festival of lights.
40:02Do you still get presents on Hanukkah?
40:04Do you get presents on Hanukkah?
40:06We exchange gifts for eight nights in a row.
40:10Wow.
40:11So, in case I miss you, here are seven more fruit cakes.
40:17Oh, I have one more thing for you, Peewee.
40:19No, no, no, no more fruit cakes.
40:20No, no.
40:21This is a toy called a dreidel.
40:23Come on, everybody.
40:24It's the Hanukkah portion of the show.
40:26And we're all going to sing the dreidel song.
40:29Just follow the bouncing Jambi head.
40:33Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel.
40:35I made you out of play.
40:37And when you're dry and ready, then dreidel I will play.
41:08I made you out of play.
41:25We're all finished making the Christmas cards.
41:28Exactly 1,000.
41:31Let me count them.
41:34I'm just kidding.
41:35Now you can start making the envelopes.
41:3920 pounds of fruit cake, 19 CD players, 18 bags of nachos, 17 body pillows.
41:45Welcome back.
41:47We're just putting the finishing touches on the Christmas tree.
41:50Here, Miss Yvonne.
41:51Thank you, Peewee.
41:53Here, Cowboy Curtis.
41:54Why, thank you, Miss Yvonne.
41:57Here you go, Terry.
41:59Thank you, Cowboy Curtis.
42:08Okay, okay, everyone.
42:10Come around, it's finished.
42:11Oh, my God.
42:22Randy, what are you trying to do?
42:25Ruin our whole Christmas?
42:26Christmas?
42:27Bah humbug.
42:29Christmas is just a commercial exploitation for big business trying to capitalize on consumer
42:33guilt.
42:34I suppose you would think of it that way, Randy, since you seem to have forgotten the true meaning
42:39of Christmas.
42:40I didn't forget.
42:41Oh, what is it?
42:43Magic screen.
42:44Will you assist me?
42:46Sure, Peewee.
42:49The true meaning of Christmas is the celebration of the birthday of the Christ child.
42:54There was no room at the inn, so Joseph and Mary stopped to rest at a stable.
42:58And there were three wise men who followed a bright, shining star to Bethlehem where the
43:02little baby lay in a manger.
43:04And they brought him presents.
43:05And all the angels sang.
43:09And that is the true meaning of Christmas.
43:12Gee, I had Christmas all wrong.
43:15Thanks for straightening me out.
43:16You're welcome, Randy.
43:18Merry Christmas, Peewee.
43:19And have a fruitcake.
43:24Hey, Peewee, look what I got you.
43:26Uh-oh.
43:27I guess you don't need another one, huh?
43:28Sure I do.
43:32What are you going to do with all those fruitcakes, Peewee?
43:34I found a great use for them.
43:37Look, everyone.
43:39A new wing to the playhouse, made entirely of fruitcakes.
43:47Here's two more fruitcakes, Ronan.
43:55On the 500th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me.
43:58Okay, come on, everybody.
44:00Time to sing some Christmas carols, okay?
44:03Yeah.
44:04Ready?
44:05Jingle bells.
44:07Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
44:10It came upon a midnight clear.
44:12It came upon a midnight clear.
44:18Deck the halls.
44:19Deck the halls.
44:20We bow the holly.
44:21Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
44:23Oh, come, all ye faithful.
44:25Oh, come, all ye faithful.
44:29Sleigh bells.
44:30Sleigh bells, sleigh.
44:31No, no.
44:33Sleigh bells.
44:34I hear reindeer on the roof.
44:36Do you know what that means?
44:37You've had too much eggnog.
44:39No, no.
44:40It means get out the milk and cookies.
44:42Hurry.
44:44Hey, look.
44:46Why do we need a milk and cookies?
44:47Look, Santa Claus.
44:49Ho, ho, ho.
44:51Merry Christmas, everybody.
44:54It's Santa.
44:55Merry Christmas, Santa.
44:57Santa.
44:59I knew you'd come.
45:00Here's your milk and cookies.
45:01Just the way you like them.
45:03Mm, cookies.
45:05But first, did you bring me all the presents I asked you for?
45:08Well, yes, of course I did, Pee-wee.
45:11Well, then help yourself.
45:13But there is one little problem.
45:16What problem?
45:18Well, your Christmas list was so big that I just didn't have enough presents for the other
45:23children in the world.
45:25Gee, I'm awfully sorry to hear that, Santa.
45:28Please let me know how it all turns out.
45:31Hey, we?
45:33Oh, oh, all right.
45:38Which presents do you want, Santa?
45:41All of them.
45:43All of them?
45:46All of them?
45:53Christmas is the time we should be thinking about what we can do for others.
45:56What we can do for others.
45:58For others.
45:59For others.
45:59For others.
46:00For others.
46:01For others.
46:05For others.
46:06Okay, you can have all my presents.
46:09Oh, and there's one other thing that you can give me, too.
46:13What more do you want, Santa?
46:14Your help in delivering these presents to the children of the world.
46:19Me?
46:20Santa's helper?
46:21I could ride in the sleigh with you and everything?
46:23That's just about what I had in mind.
46:25Thank you, Santa.
46:27You're the best Santa there is.
46:31I know you are.
46:32But what am I?
46:35Bye, everybody.
46:37And thanks for coming to my Christmas special.
46:39Bye, Pee-wee.
46:40Bye, Pee-wee.
46:41Merry Christmas.
46:41Merry Christmas.
46:42Hey, Pee-wee.
46:44What about that special wish?
46:46My wish is that there's peace on Earth.
46:49And that everybody has the very merriest of Christmases.
46:53And a happy new year.
46:57Woo!
47:03Ho, ho, ho.
47:07Wee!
47:09Merry Christmas, everyone.
47:26On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
47:29Twelve drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping,
47:32Ten lords a-leaping, nine ladies dancing,
47:35Eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
47:37Six pieces a-laying, five golden rings,
47:41Four followers...
47:43Accommodations provided by the Los Angeles Registry Hotel.
47:46Package in a pear tree.
47:53Pee-wee?
47:56Pee-wee?
47:57Pee-wee?
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