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00:21KOMANDOVANYAR
00:22You look like an internal CRU, huh?
00:24Yes, the commandant has proceeded.
00:26That's it.
00:27Zat knies.
00:59Tτά knies.
01:04Нет, нет!
01:09Не взлевать на свою репутацию.
01:14Ты застрял в прошлом, у нас тут новая нация!
01:18Чем-то можно, все все, что можно,
01:20мне все сделаю, пока никто не против.
01:22И мне влевать на свою репутацию,
01:26I love you!
01:28Ninja!
01:34Please.
01:36I have family.
01:38I love you, Magic Dragons.
01:40Please.
01:41I'm sorry. No one can know I was here.
01:49Soldier Boy.
01:51America's first hero.
01:53Defender of liberty,
01:54faith, and family.
01:56Branded a traitor by the legacy
01:58media. Scapegoated by
02:00Starlight, who was the real mastermind
02:02behind the attack on Seven Tower.
02:04But from the ashes of
02:06injustice, Soldier Boy
02:08has been reborn, and
02:10America deserves the truth.
02:12Since 1984, Soldier Boy
02:14has been in Russia, working with our friends
02:16in the Kremlin to root out those sneaky
02:18traitors in Ukraine. Turns out Russia
02:20isn't our enemy. They're a strong,
02:22family-first nation who don't put up
02:23with trans bathrooms. We're grateful to
02:25Soldier Boy for his courage and sacrifice.
02:28And we hope that he can forgive us
02:30as he takes his rightful place
02:32on the Seven.
02:36It is my honor to present
02:38Soldier Boy with the first ever
02:39Democratic Medal of Patriotic Freedom.
02:43Soldier Boy
02:43Musik
02:54Oklahoma
02:54My boy...My poor, sweet
02:57boy...
03:01I'm also very proud to say
03:03That this great hero is my
03:05father.
03:07Hold on, when did you find out!
03:08Don't let me know when did you come on to stop, too?
03:10Get the phone, I'm out of here!
03:12Get the phone, I'm out of here!
03:25Forty years out of the spotlight, you still got it, huh?
03:29Sage tells me the socials are blowing up.
03:33People magazine, they're calling us America's sexiest dynasty.
03:38Believe that?
03:44Come on.
03:45I would never have sent you in there if I knew the butcher had the virus.
03:48I wouldn't have, you swear to god.
03:51Although I did tell you not to engage.
03:53So, if we're pointing fingers, I don't think I should be exclusively at fault here.
03:58Gentlemen, lab results are in.
04:02Lab results.
04:04Now, a lot has happened today at this event.
04:07Soldier boys...
04:07How?
04:08We were there.
04:09They all got infected.
04:10We watched them die.
04:12How the fuck is that cunt still breathing?
04:15Oh no.
04:17Oh no.
04:23He's got V1 in his bloodstream.
04:25Shit!
04:26V1?
04:26What is V1?
04:28Frederick Vought's first iteration of Compound V.
04:33V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
04:36Highly unstable.
04:37Only worked on a handful of early Supes.
04:40You.
04:40Bombside.
04:41Torpedo.
04:42Private Angel.
04:43Stormfront.
04:44Who is Stormfront?
04:46Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
04:47I think you know her as Liberty.
04:51Point is, V1 saved your life.
04:53And it's likely why your generation of Supes doesn't age.
04:55This is a modern compound V molecule.
05:00This is the virus.
05:02Its spike proteins bind to the V receptors kind of like gears meshing, but V1 is different.
05:07It looks like this.
05:10Nothing for the virus to bind to.
05:12You might have told her, Seth.
05:13I thought we tested it.
05:14V1 hasn't been in circulation since the 1950s and I thought Soldier Boy was dead.
05:18We all did.
05:19Now all I'm hearing is that this motherfucker is unkillable.
05:33Okay, but what about Homelander?
05:34Does this...
05:36Does this mean that...
05:37I'm his son.
05:38Am I immune too?
05:39No.
05:40Your embryo was shot up with plain old Garden Variety V.
05:43Like me, like every other suit.
05:45But if Homelander got his hands on some V1, then theoretically he'd be like Soldier Boy.
05:48Immune to the virus.
05:50Maybe even immortal.
05:51Bring me, son.
05:51I can't.
05:52Why not?
05:52Thought destroyed every vial.
05:54There's none left.
05:55They still exist.
05:56Somewhere.
05:57I suppose.
05:57Wait.
05:58If that's true, then that means he can use that to...
06:00We need to get to it before Homelander does.
06:02How?
06:03I'm sure he knows all this already.
06:05We're fucked.
06:05Good point, love.
06:06We hit him with the virus today.
06:08While it still works.
06:10That wasn't at all my point.
06:12Which is right.
06:13See?
06:14It's the smart play.
06:16We draw him out and hit him today.
06:18Okay.
06:18How are you gonna get it in front of him?
06:20Homelander hasn't been seen outside of the tower in days.
06:23Which means he's probably scared of getting infected.
06:25And if you release this thing, he just flies up into fucking space until it's all over, right?
06:30So until you figure that out, we have to find some of this V1.
06:34We don't really have a choice.
06:36I know where to start.
06:41Wow.
06:42Thank God that stuff's in here.
06:44It saved you.
06:45Um, I guess all's well today, though.
06:46You know what? Fuck you.
06:48You knew Butcher had the virus.
06:49You defrosted me just to send me into the fucking wood chip.
06:52No! No, I did not.
06:54What I wanted-
06:54Well, joke's on you, asshole.
06:56Cause I'm gonna live.
06:58And you'll die.
06:59If the virus doesn't get you, time will.
07:02And when you're sitting in that wheelchair, shitting in a colostomy bag,
07:05I'll be running the seven.
07:07Shitting on Sherry Lewis's tits.
07:12Look at you.
07:15Just the softest, wettest boy.
07:19Hypothetic.
07:21You're nothing at all.
07:30Mademoiselle Annie, are you certain of this?
07:32We don't have a choice.
07:42You know what this means, right?
07:44If we do get this V1, you and Kimiko could take something.
07:48I mean, if you made Soulja Boy immune to the virus,
07:49it could make you immune, too, like a vaccine.
07:51Yeah, or we could grow a million dicks.
07:53Like a koosh ball, but with dicks.
07:55It's very specific, but look.
07:57There's a chance.
07:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:02Oh, no, no, not you again.
08:03Whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:04Zoe, take it easy.
08:04Put him away, kiddo.
08:06That won't be necessary.
08:09At least, not yet.
08:11Starlight.
08:12We weren't expecting you.
08:14I take it Marie Moreau is running late?
08:16Marie's not coming.
08:16But I know about the meeting you had a while back.
08:19She set this up, actually.
08:22Did she?
08:22Yeah, we need you to tell us everything that you know about V1.
08:26You mean the first generation V?
08:28Soldier Boy has in his veins that made him immune to the virus you're working on with William Butcher?
08:36You can't actually be surprised, I know.
08:38But why should I help the friends of a deranged man who murdered my daughter and orphaned my granddaughter?
08:47Vicky meant a lot to me, too.
08:48And what Butcher did was unforgivable, which is why he's not here.
08:51But you're still working with him.
08:54We think that Homelander is trying to get that V1.
08:57And if he does, he lives forever.
09:00And you will be just as fucked as the rest of us.
09:04So you're gonna keep droning on like some fucking black Mr. Spock?
09:07Or are you gonna help us out?
09:15Follow me.
09:16Follow me.
09:27After you.
09:490.1% torch the world and watch it burn from their luxury bunkers.
09:56It smells near.
09:57You're right.
09:58Smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by 7-Eleven while Arby's jerked off from the corner.
10:03It's V-Bro Mango Thunder Body Spray.
10:05Fuck!
10:06Everyone, this is Maverick.
10:07Translucent sub.
10:10Sup, player?
10:11Sup?
10:13Player?
10:14Starlight, I was a kid last you saw me.
10:17He sang at my dad's funeral.
10:18Maverick, hi.
10:19Um, what are you doing here?
10:21Don't you go to Godolken?
10:23Fuck that place.
10:24And fuck Vought.
10:25They're all a bunch of liars.
10:26They said a cartel supervillain killed my dad.
10:29Mr. Edgar was the only one that told me the truth.
10:34It was Homelander.
10:36Homelander killed my dad.
10:42Wow, Homelander.
10:43Ugh.
10:44God, I...
10:45Fuck that.
10:46Fucking motherfucker.
10:47I've been saying it for years.
10:48This fucking...
10:50This...
10:51Fucking guy.
10:52Motherfucker.
10:52Yeah.
10:52Okay, so, Maverick, Zoe, Marie Moreau?
10:56What, are you trying to start your own teenage kicks or something?
10:58I believe the children are our future.
11:01Maverick, if you'll excuse us a moment.
11:03Follow me.
11:04If you want to know about V1, I hope you have strong stomachs.
11:10V1 was barbaric and unstable.
11:12Dr. Vought's first test subjects at Dachau lived in a state of endless torment.
11:17He murdered thousands, only to achieve five successes.
11:20Jesus.
11:22Even after Vought defected to the Allies, he kept testing V1 on a ready supply of U.S. servicemen.
11:27Why am I not surprised?
11:29By then, we were in an arms race with the Russians and nothing could stand in the way of national
11:33security.
11:35Dr. Vought stabilized the formula in the 50s and swept all mention of V1 under the rug, like every other
11:40sorted chapter in this company's history.
11:42And you're sure there are no more doses left whatsoever?
11:45Not that I've seen.
11:46You think Vought wanted a paper trail to Dachau?
11:49This is every surviving file from Project Vought's.
11:52If you want to look through them, be my guest.
11:59Zoe?
12:00Zoe, wait.
12:03What happened to your mom was awful.
12:06Look, I didn't know that Butcher was gonna...
12:10I didn't mean for her to get hurt.
12:12I promise.
12:18Promise?
12:20You promised that we'd be safe.
12:22That I woke up alone to see my mom ripped in half.
12:25I'm sorry.
12:26That I got chucked into Red River because my dad is probably dead too.
12:31So go fuck yourself.
12:44Maybe if I'd raised you, I could make you better.
12:47Not your fucking disappointment.
12:50Disappointment.
12:50The pitiful disappointment you are.
12:53Deep down, there's a party in this.
12:55There's somebody.
12:56You're pathetic.
12:57You're weak.
12:58You're my greatest failure.
13:00You're nothing at all.
13:01You're taking care of me.
13:12Oh my god.
13:18Oh my boy, my sweet boy, what is wrong, why are you so unhappy?
13:28My father, and my dear son, everything, it's all falling apart.
13:35No, no it's exactly what needed to happen, yes, it's been foretold, you're about to ascend,
13:43become immortal, divine, a true God, with the love of the world.
13:51I know you think love is weak and human, but who is more loved than Jesus?
13:58And why should he have more love than you?
14:02You save more people than he does.
14:06The one true God.
14:11How?
14:13How?
14:14Millions of people should save me.
14:16Well then you baptize the unfaithful in their own blood.
14:20No.
14:22Rip babies from their mother's wombs.
14:24Skin parents in front of their children.
14:28Rid the world of the wicked.
14:31The non-believers.
14:34They'll call me a foster.
14:36The only ones left will be your faithful.
14:39And they will love you in their hearts.
14:42They'll cry happy tears like the mere thought of you.
14:46You have one last task, my love.
14:49Yes.
15:06Can't you please?
15:07What are you doing?
15:08Well, I don't want to give up.
15:08I'm sorry, my friends.
15:08I'm sorry.
15:09I'm sorry, damn.
15:09You're late.
15:11I happened to party.
15:14I don't know what I was like.
15:14I'm sorry, but nothing.
15:15I didn't get here.
15:16I were a long-time in my mother's womb.
15:16Oh, you're nothing, and I don't?
15:17I'm sorry.
15:17You're late.
15:19You're late.
15:20Came as soon as you texted. It's kind of far.
15:23Where?
15:23Russia. Near the border, I think.
15:26Anybody see you?
15:29Uh, no.
15:31What's that?
15:39I caught myself shaving.
15:42Trust me, you don't need a shave.
15:49Uh, so your, your grandpa's in there with them now?
15:53Is, uh, is Butcher in there?
15:56No, but they can lead us to him.
15:59We can find him and kill him.
16:02Kill Butcher?
16:04I don't think that's a good idea.
16:06You don't think we could?
16:07He's dangerous.
16:09Look what he did to your mom.
16:10That's the point.
16:12He's not worth it.
16:13Ryan.
16:13It's not worth you getting hurt.
16:17He'd kill you.
16:19So I'm just supposed to fly away and hide with my dick in my hand.
16:22Zoe.
16:23Forget it.
16:40You think I couldn't smell the tanqueray in your breath?
16:45What the fuck?
16:46Well, well, well.
16:48Ain't this my lucky fucking day.
16:50Should buy myself a lotto ticket.
16:53Thought you'd still be in touch with your girl.
16:55You never had and showed?
16:56I was planning to nick Zoe.
16:58I'd text you from a phone and just wait for you to come running.
17:00But, hey, fucking Christmas.
17:10Nice one.
17:12But I don't break easy in that one.
17:15Not like Mallory.
17:16You're a right tough lad, ain't you?
17:18Killing an old lady and fucking off to Russia.
17:22Zoe was right about you.
17:25Maybe I should just put you out of your misery.
17:29You're good.
17:31But you won't.
17:32And why is that?
17:32Because we both love the same woman.
17:36And we both hate the same cunt.
17:41Look, mate.
17:42You can be as pussy with me as you like.
17:44But we both know.
17:46I ain't the bad guy here.
17:50Not really.
17:52I just need us.
17:53To have a proper chat.
17:56That's all.
18:03All leather.
18:04Up here.
18:05What are you...
18:08What in the fuck?
18:12Is that milk?
18:13Better.
18:14Breast milk from the NICU at Mount Sinai.
18:16What?
18:16You asked me up here so I could watch you swim in tit-jizz.
18:19I want to give you another chance.
18:21You want to give me another chance?
18:23Yes.
18:23Help me find the big one.
18:24I'd rather fist myself with that handful of racers.
18:27Besides, Cleopatra Jones said there's no V1 to find.
18:31Oh, there most certainly is.
18:34And I am going to find it.
18:37Yeah, what makes you so sure?
18:38An angel told me.
18:41It's my destiny.
18:43Just when I thought it was a ceiling to how fucking weird you could get.
18:46Yes, yes.
18:47Make your jokes.
18:49You've been blessed with immortality.
18:52What have you done with that?
18:53Drink and fuck yourself numb.
18:56You.
18:58You.
19:00Are a disappointment.
19:05You see.
19:08I am not going to waste my immortality.
19:12I am going to take what's rightfully mine.
19:14I'm asking you if you want a seat at the table because you're my father.
19:18But with or without you, a reckoning is coming.
19:25You know, all I see is a freak.
19:27A freak with a bushel of gray pubes.
19:32Try some juice for men.
19:48What's for it, Harmony?
19:49I have no idea.
19:50It's all over these memos.
19:51What do they say?
19:52I don't know.
19:54The text is encrypted, but I think I can crack it.
19:56You couldn't possibly.
19:57It's 1944.
19:58There's more processing power on your toaster than there was in the encryption tech back
20:01then.
20:03Give me an hour.
20:06What the fuck is that?
20:20Hey.
20:22Sorry.
20:23Just, uh, you might want to lighten up on that Vibro Mango Thunder.
20:28That is, that is musky.
20:31My dad was in the first campaign.
20:33Vanish into freshness.
20:34It just smells like him, you know?
20:37I'm sorry about your dad.
20:40I, I lost mine, too.
20:43I'm sorry to hear that.
20:44It's just, it's crazy, right?
20:46Walk around one day feeling fine and then, I don't know where the pain just hits you like
20:51a truck, like, just takes the wind out of you.
20:53You guys are trying to take down Homelander, right?
20:56Let me help.
20:57Look, Maverick, I, I don't think that's such a good idea.
20:59It, it, it's really dangerous.
21:01I don't care.
21:02He fucking killed my dad.
21:03It's the only thing I can think about.
21:05I know that you want this to mean something, but it's never going to make sense.
21:09And the more that you try, the less sense it'll make.
21:12It, it, trust me.
21:15I know.
21:16What am I supposed to do?
21:17Honestly, just let go.
21:21Live your life.
21:22Be happy.
21:23Fall in love with someone.
21:24I do have a girlfriend.
21:26Really?
21:27Sloan.
21:28She's an alpaca.
21:33Cool.
21:33Just maybe think about what your dad would want for you and then do that.
21:38That's what I'm trying to do.
21:39Anyway.
21:41Huey?
21:41Oh.
21:42Can I, um, can I just talk to you for a quick second?
21:45Yeah.
21:50Stop.
21:56Another mention of Fort Harmony from 1963.
21:59But you're as a scanner, no?
22:01He does.
22:02Maybe resolution is good enough so we can make out some of the text.
22:05Okay.
22:06Go with him.
22:07Sounds good.
22:08I've been watching pornography and I'd like to try out some cunnilingus.
22:15I don't understand.
22:17All you do is get him on the blower and tell him you want to see him.
22:21He rocks up, you chuck the shit in his face, and that'll be it.
22:26Why me?
22:27Because he won't leave the fortress of cunnitude for anyone else.
22:30So this is what you want to talk to me about?
22:33Killing my dad.
22:35Listen, mate.
22:35Is that all you think I'm good for?
22:37I ain't gonna treat you like a kid no more, all right?
22:39You're done with that.
22:40Homelander raped your mum.
22:41He's gonna burn everything down, and you are the only one who will stop him.
22:47Now, normally I don't put no stock in any of that bollocks about destiny.
22:51But if anyone's got one, it's you.
22:58I throw this virus at him.
23:01What'll happen to me?
23:04He'll die.
23:08I'll be close by.
23:10We'll go together.
23:13Look.
23:16I ain't gonna lie to you.
23:17This...
23:18This is...
23:19Not what your mum wanted.
23:21But it's the only way.
23:24And it will be...
23:26Justice.
23:29You're asking me to kill myself?
23:34You wouldn't be the first lad to throw his life away in a war.
23:37But you would be the first.
23:40To save the world.
23:42Do it.
23:54I'll fetch us a point.
24:05I mean, no wonder Soldier Boy's getting all this heat.
24:07He's a fucking nepo daddy.
24:09Like, he's not even that good looking.
24:10Like, his hair's doing most of the heavy lifting.
24:14Like, you shave his head.
24:15He's the gayest sailor at Fleet Week.
24:18But seriously, man.
24:19Thanks for letting me tag along.
24:21I need a win.
24:23Will you just tell me this?
24:24Only in a really didn't want me to come along.
24:26He didn't, like...
24:27mention my name even once.
24:32Why do you ask them?
24:36I don't know.
24:40Keep going, sir.
24:45So, like...
24:46what's your story?
24:48My story?
24:49Yeah.
24:50I was born on a sugar bush.
24:51Maple farm.
24:52One day when I was five, my parents died.
24:54In a tidal wave of molasses.
24:56Then I was raised by four geese and agoraphobic fox in a crystal cave
24:58where they taught me the ways of the soil and the salts until Gerald.
25:01That's the old excuse.
25:03Revealed to me that he's the reincarnation of Robin Williams.
25:06And then he took me on his egg-shaped spaceship to Orc
25:08because Mork and Mindy is a Netflix documentary.
25:12Orson married us.
25:15And the rest is history.
25:21A winner asked you to come along?
25:25Personally.
25:36Merde, huh?
25:37Cyber trucks are the entourage of cars.
25:44A penny for your thoughts.
25:48Huey said the V1 could be a cure.
25:50You really think so?
25:52Would it give us more time?
25:59What would you want to do?
26:01We could travel.
26:03I can DJ in Berlin.
26:06Nothing to tie us down.
26:07Never in the same place twice.
26:14Do you want that for your kids?
26:16Of course not.
26:18Which is why I would never have any.
26:28It's, uh...
26:29You want children?
26:32Three.
26:33Two girls and a boy.
26:34A house by the water.
26:35And maybe a Bernaduble.
26:37Peace and quiet.
26:38After all this killing,
26:40I just want a place to call home.
27:04I told her you were 30.
27:08Fuck the lever.
27:09Fuck the lace.
27:10Here's to the bird who sits on your face.
27:17Where'd you pick that up?
27:19Me old man.
27:20You're too close?
27:22No, not really.
27:23He was a piss artist.
27:26Used to lose all his money on the GGs.
27:30No, horses.
27:31And then he'd come home,
27:32beat the living daylights out of Len and me.
27:36And then later,
27:38laugh about it with his mates.
27:40He was a right cunt.
27:41Where's he now?
27:42Bottom of the Thames.
27:44I put him there just the other day.
27:48I only wish I'd known it sooner
27:50before he caused more...
27:54more damage.
27:58Butchard.
28:01Do you think that I could ever...
28:04that I might turn into my dad?
28:10I don't know.
28:17My mom...
28:18and Grace...
28:20the others...
28:21all I do is just hurt people.
28:24I can't be around anyone.
28:31without us.
28:35Without Suks.
28:37The world is a better,
28:40safer place.
28:47I'll do it.
28:59following the mass arrests
29:00of suspected starlighters,
29:02protesters have taken to the streets
29:04and clashed violently
29:05with superheroes
29:06and police alike.
29:07It's all so tediously predictable.
29:10Insurgency.
29:11Counter-insurgency.
29:13Liberation.
29:14Crackdown.
29:15Round and round she goes.
29:17It's not a good time to say
29:19I've always found you super-fucking-creepy.
29:22Oh, hold on a second.
29:24I got something.
29:25Check that out.
29:26So, Fort Harmony was an army hospital
29:28where Frederick Vaught worked.
29:30The government designated it top secret
29:32and then decommissioned it after the war.
29:35Why is that square blurry?
29:37That's what the military does
29:38to keep classified facilities hidden.
29:40Now, I'll bet you
29:40a porterhouse at Luger's.
29:42That's where Vaught was testing the V-1.
29:44If there's any more left out there,
29:45that would be the fucking place to look.
29:53Were you followed?
29:54Hell nah.
29:55Homelander's looking for V-1
29:56just like we are.
29:57It's only a matter of time
29:58before he found you.
29:59We're at 90 feet
30:00below solid concrete.
30:01The door is an addition's grade.
30:03Ballistics resistant.
30:03Same as a norad bunker in Chiama.
30:05But, um, it will hold.
30:08Better hope so.
30:17Oh, thank fuck.
30:19It won't hold forever.
30:20So, we're trapped down here.
30:21What's the plan?
30:23Wait.
30:24Has anyone seen Zoe?
30:35Have you?
30:37Oh, my God.
30:45Oh, my God.
30:48Oh, my God.
30:56Oh, my God.
30:57I don't know.
31:36Dad?
31:40Sorry.
31:42Dad?
31:45Sorry.
31:47Oh my God, sorry.
31:50Oh my God.
32:02Oh my God.
32:17Oh my God.
32:19I told you Zoe was dead.
32:22And he's the one who killed Vicky, not Holmlander.
32:25Fucking psycho.
32:27And you all went along with it.
32:32Come on, Zoe.
32:34I'm sorry, my boy.
32:37I cannot allow you to leave.
32:42Please, don't make me shoot you, Papa.
32:47No.
32:48Let them go.
32:49She tried to kill us both.
32:51She should grow up like a kid, not like us.
32:57Go.
33:17Zoe, pick up.
33:19Listen to me.
33:20Do not come home until I tell you to.
33:22It's not safe.
33:22You understand?
33:23Call me.
33:24Do we know when she left?
33:29Do the service hatch a few hours ago.
33:31Can we get out that way?
33:34That's precisely where Noir is patrolling.
33:36Well, if that's the case,
33:39then what are you packing?
33:43Whoa.
33:44I've been looking for those.
33:51Airway block.
33:53500 a stick.
34:22My father spent his whole life fighting for it.
34:26And here I am,
34:28smoking a fucking cigar with Stan Edgar.
34:31I remember your father, you know.
34:35He was impressive.
34:37Over 30 Ivy League attorneys had bought,
34:40and one small-time Harlem lawyer
34:43made them work weekends and holidays.
34:46Damn fucking straight he did.
34:48But he couldn't win.
34:51It's why, ultimately,
34:53you won't win either.
34:55You're fighting an unbeatable foe.
34:56You know that, right?
34:57Who?
34:58Vought?
34:59Please.
35:00It's more powerful than bought.
35:02Or Homelander.
35:03More powerful than nature or life itself.
35:05It's profit and loss,
35:07supply and demand.
35:09The elegant flow of currency across the globe.
35:13We're just cogs in a great machine.
35:16And we all have our part to play.
35:22Say you kill Soldier Boy,
35:23or Homelander,
35:24or even release this virus.
35:25When superheroes go out of fashion,
35:27something else will just take their place.
35:30Because corporations must still grow.
35:35Money must still be made.
35:37The machine must still be fed.
35:40But that is the way of the world.
35:46Motherfucker.
35:48When this is all over,
35:51you're aiming to run Vought again,
35:52ain't you?
35:53Like I said,
35:54we all have our part to play.
36:00If that day ever comes,
36:03I have a part to play too.
36:05And that's to put a bullet
36:06in your fucking skull.
36:14Finally!
36:15Ha ha.
36:17Showtime.
36:17Hey kids,
36:19do you love America?
36:20And basic knife skills?
36:22Making s'mores?
36:23And marching?
36:24Then sign up for the Homelander Youth.
36:26You'll learn wilderness survival,
36:28campfire songs,
36:29how to field strip a rifle,
36:31and the best way to sniff out
36:33stinky starlighter rats.
36:35So if you're 8 or 18,
36:37you can join the fun.
36:38Sign up for the Homelander Youth,
36:40and be tomorrow's heroes today.
36:43Sponsored by
36:44Greenland Diet Lunches.
36:46You've got a description for us.
36:48It's clear for first level.
36:51Who needs soups
36:52when we can get fucking kids to do it?
36:53Listen,
36:54I want you to put crime analytics
36:56on finding the V1.
36:58It's out there.
36:59Oh.
36:59I know it.
37:00Uh, how many people do you want on?
37:04Everyone.
37:05It's all we do.
37:06From now on.
37:07Also,
37:07I want our entire pharma division
37:09working on literally nothing
37:11but recreating the V1 formula.
37:13Vought,
37:14destroy the original formula.
37:15That could take years.
37:16Skip animal testing.
37:17You have camps for criminals?
37:19Just start using them.
37:21Mm-hmm.
37:29This is wonderful.
37:37Howdy, boss.
37:38What are you drinking?
37:49It's an honor to have a great American
37:51like yourself on the show.
37:53But I guess it runs in the family, huh?
37:56Home Lander's father.
37:58Dang.
38:00The Glock, huh?
38:01Never saw the appeal in foreign-made guns.
38:05Well, this ain't your granddaddy's Glock.
38:06This here's a 9mm.
38:09Gen 5-7 round capacity
38:11with a crisp fucking break.
38:13Well, mine's a much longer barrel.
38:16That'll prove in the All-American
38:18Colt 1911.
38:19Chambered in 45 ACP.
38:24That'll blow your fucking panties off.
38:27Now,
38:28that little Glock,
38:29that's good for a late-night
38:30Harlem stroll,
38:31but this here,
38:32that's a certified Kraut dealer.
38:34I think you mean an antique.
38:35I mean a classic.
38:37You want to give it a try?
38:39Now, some can't handle the kick.
38:42If something tells me,
38:42you'll do just fine.
38:48I'm having some fancy!
38:51I'm having some fancy!
39:09See, I haven't fucked that hard since I railed Sherry Lewis on the balcony of Studio 54.
39:16I ain't got no idea who that is.
39:21Hey, why the hairless pussy?
39:23What?
39:24I mean, what's the point of going down there if you're not going to get a fat face full of
39:27fur?
39:29What's that how Homelander likes you?
39:31Like a baby?
39:35More like a mother.
39:39But you do have fuck, right?
39:41Mm-mm.
39:44Damn.
39:45I gotta admit, I was kind of just doing this as petty revenge against the freak.
39:51That's terrible.
39:52Who would do such a thing?
39:55You shouldn't say that about your son.
39:57Well, he thinks he's better than me.
39:59He doesn't.
40:01How do you know?
40:03I don't know much, but I can read people.
40:05And the way he looks at you?
40:08Shoot.
40:09I ain't never seen look at nobody like that.
40:17Oh.
40:18It's not exactly a compliment, doll.
40:20He is the strangest motherfucker I've ever known.
40:23And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
40:26Oof.
40:32Here.
40:33There's someone I want you to meet.
40:39Is this...
40:41terror?
40:42Well, my mom told me all about you.
40:45Hey, boy.
40:46Where's he been?
40:47Me, Aunt Jenny's been looking after him.
40:49Does he still help everything?
40:51Gentleman of his age.
40:53Well, he does his best.
41:00Ryan?
41:02Kamiko?
41:03Wait, you can talk.
41:11Tell me.
41:13He's all gone.
41:15Where is Samael?
41:17We let him leave with Zoe.
41:18We're not all monsters, you fucking...
41:22monster.
41:27You touch her, I'll never make more.
41:30So back off.
41:44We're still gonna go off your homelander, right?
41:46Not today, we're not.
41:48Then when?
41:49I don't know.
41:50A week?
41:51Have your month.
41:53We don't have a month.
41:55He's gonna burn everything down like you said.
41:57Let's just go now.
41:59Not without a virus.
42:01But you said I was strong enough.
42:03You said I was the only one who could stop him.
42:05You said it was my destiny.
42:06I just said that.
42:07So you'd get him out of the tower.
42:10Without that germ,
42:12you'd just be another stupid kid
42:13on a fucking suicide run.
42:17Same old lying, pathetic asshole.
42:22Ryan.
42:24Ryan.
42:31All right, kid.
42:32This is a halothane grenade.
42:34What you do is,
42:34you pull the pin,
42:35you toss it,
42:36and you run like hell.
42:38Also, make sure you don't inhale,
42:39or else you're gonna knock yourself out too.
42:42Once all the bodies are down
42:43and the smoke clears,
42:43we'll come out and get you.
42:44Got it?
42:45Yeah, got it.
42:48Maverick.
42:49Be careful.
42:56Huey.
42:59Hey, right now.
43:01I'm sorry.
43:01It's just...
43:03He's a really good kid.
43:05I mean, if we find the V1,
43:06I think we should give him some.
43:07Huey, come on.
43:08How many more people
43:10are we gonna kill
43:11and then their kids come after us?
43:13And then we kill them
43:14and it's this vicious cycle
43:15that never fucking ends.
43:17Maybe we'll never be able to break it,
43:18but we have to at least try.
43:27What was that for?
43:29It's just, uh...
43:31It's been a long time
43:32since I've been around someone
43:34who is actually trying to
43:35make things better
43:36instead of stopping them
43:37from getting worse.
43:41You think the V1
43:42can save us?
43:44Fuck yeah, I do.
43:46He's at the hatch.
44:19What the fuck is this?
44:21Hey, I got an invisible kid here.
44:23This stinks like
44:24V-Bro Mango Thunder body spray.
44:26Here, take him.
44:27Shit burns my nose.
44:28Maverick?
44:29Is that you, bro?
44:30You with Edgar?
44:31You were one of my dad's best friends.
44:33How come you never told me
44:34it was Homelander
44:35that killed him?
44:36Bro, Homelander didn't kill your dad.
44:39It was Butcher's crew.
44:41You know,
44:41that sus French student,
44:42Starlight's boyfriend,
44:43what was his name?
44:44You want to see Howie?
44:45They blew him up,
44:46stuffed his body parts in a box
44:47and dropped him in the East River.
44:49This is how it was my own eyes.
44:51No cap on God, bro.
45:03Does it look like
45:04the Deep is talking
45:05to an invisible person?
45:06Fuck.
45:11Fuck.
45:15Fuck.
45:20Fuck.
45:26We're just here.
45:39God damn it.
45:41Fuck.
45:41There's not enough power.
45:46Slithery motherfucker.
45:49Oh, shit.
45:51I mean,
45:51instant karma,
45:52but fuck.
45:53Okay,
45:53we gotta go out front.
45:54Stick together.
45:58Yo!
45:59Nice work,
46:00Brobocop.
46:25I'm gonna say you're out front.
46:29I love you.
46:37Sorry bro, don't hate the player, hate the game.
47:20Don't kill me, motherfuckers.
47:31Where's Huey?
47:33It was you, wasn't it?
47:34You killed my dad.
47:36Get the pants off me.
47:38Where are you?
47:40Is that why you were telling me all that weird shit about letting go?
47:43You sick fuck.
47:44You're right, you're right.
47:44It was me.
47:45It was me.
47:46I mean, cold comfort, but I killed my dad, too.
47:50You fucking psycho.
47:51Just wait, just wait.
47:52Look, with Translucent, someone murdered my girlfriend.
47:55Not your dad, but still, I was...
47:58I was angry and scared.
48:02And I felt all this hate, and I'm sorry.
48:05I shouldn't have done it.
48:06It's not the answer.
48:07It's the only answer, motherfucker.
48:14Rhetoric, stop.
48:15I don't want to fight you.
48:36I don't want to fight you.
49:13There's Maverick.
49:16She's got Maverick.
49:19It's okay.
49:20No, no.
49:22It's okay.
49:26Everyone's going to be okay.
49:31I'm here.
49:54Dad?
49:57Ryan.
49:59Hey, you.
50:01I'm really glad you called.
50:02I knew you would.
50:04It's like a miracle.
50:09You like the upgrade?
50:11Do you remember when you took me here?
50:13Pretended to care about me?
50:16I do care about you, son.
50:18I love you.
50:22I need to ask you for my forgiveness.
50:26You already have it.
50:27Okay?
50:28Let me finish.
50:30I put too much pressure on you to fill my boots.
50:33And I realize now that, well, that was impossible.
50:41But I do have some pretty exciting news.
50:45I am going to live forever now.
50:49I realize my own legacy.
50:52And you, you're off the hook.
50:55You can do whatever.
50:57Did you do it?
50:58Did you rape my mom?
51:00What?
51:01Of course not.
51:03Who told you?
51:04Did William Butcher tell you that?
51:07Your mother and I, we had an affair.
51:11A consensual affair between the two adults.
51:14Your heart's racing.
51:15Yeah, because I'm shocked.
51:16And frankly, my heart's breaking a little bit that you could think I would do something like that.
51:28Ryan, I don't know where this is coming from, because your mother, she came on to me.
51:40Ryan!
51:41Son?
51:43Ryan, buddy, look what came out of it.
51:45My son, a blessing.
52:08Oh, Ryan, look at what you made me do.
52:24It's okay.
52:27My sweet, sweet boy.
52:29kidding.
52:35Fuck.
52:39Ah!
52:45Ah!
52:48Ah!
52:49Ah!
53:06Okay, so the virus is gone.
53:08Samir took off with Zoe and Butcher went after Ryan.
53:13Probably getting lasered as we speak.
53:14And Homelander, Scott Edgar.
53:16If he wasn't already close to finding V1, he is now.
53:18We are so fucked.
53:19Like anal DP1 dude's thighs draped over another dude's both pumping away on some poor girl fucked.
53:23Hey, maybe we lay off the porn.
53:26No.
53:28Okay, I do have some good news.
53:31We were able to make out some of the reductive text.
53:34In 1963, a troop of Boy Scouts was found dead in the woods near this Fort Armony.
53:40The ribcages of their tiny body ripped open.
53:48And this is good news?
53:49Go here?
53:50The files are no longer reducted.
53:53Okay.
53:55Well, that's where we're headed.
54:18Amy?
54:19Wait!
54:21Wait!
54:21You could have died, Hughie!
54:23I'm okay!
54:23I'm here!
54:24I think if that happened, I just, I wouldn't come back from that.
54:27This was easier when I was on my own.
54:29Amy.
54:30Well, I had my time, I'm dying.
54:34Don't want nobody more.
54:38All I want for you to do is take my body home.
54:44Well, well, well.
54:46So I can die easy.
54:48Well, well, well.
54:51Well, well, well.
54:53So I can die easy.
54:56Jesus is going to make him.
54:57Jesus is going to make him.
54:59Jesus is going to make him a dying bitch.
55:04All I want for you to do is take my body home.
55:10Well, well, well.
55:12So I can die easy.
55:15Well, well, well.
55:16Well, well, well.
55:20So I can die easy.
55:22Jesus is going to make him a dying bitch.
55:33We have much to discuss.
55:41Lord, in my time of dying, don't want nobody to cry.
55:48All I want you to do is take me when I die.
55:55Let's do it.
55:55All I want you to do is take a wing.
55:55Let's take a wing.