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00:03People always say you can't choose your family, but you can choose your friends.
00:09And then you can get your friends to look after your family.
00:12The silly pigeon had run away forever and leave everybody behind.
00:18This made him a sad silly pigeon.
00:21It's a bit grim, no?
00:23I am a damn girlfriend when Dad died, so I don't understand.
00:26You know someone is a proper friend when they're there for you when you need them the most.
00:31Everyone needs a friend.
00:35Why?
00:38Where's mine?
00:39I only had enough money for one, so we're going to have to share.
00:41I'm so sick of this place.
00:44Cork is just a dead end.
00:46We're broke. We can't get jobs.
00:49We're still living at home with a annoying mime dickhead guard in the house.
00:52We can't even get any sleep because that baby is crying all the time.
00:56We always said we need to get out of this place and thrive.
01:00But here we are, still, years later, sharing a lolly.
01:03But what about Star, like?
01:04But you don't even have access to her.
01:06If we go abroad and make shit loads of money, you can prove yourself and be a proper dad.
01:10You'll never be able to do that here.
01:13No, you are right, you are right.
01:14I just, I obviously had to ask her or else I wouldn't be a good dad.
01:18Alright, where do we go?
01:19Alright.
01:21Tenerife.
01:22Tenerife.
01:22Tenerife.
01:22Think about it, boy.
01:23It's like going on holidays but you never have to come home.
01:25Yeah, and you could work in the sun, boy.
01:26And smoke cheap fags in Ireland.
01:28Exactly, boy.
01:29Can you imagine living on an island?
01:32That would be unbelievable, boy.
01:34Tenerife's class.
01:35Surrounded by water.
01:36It's unreal.
01:37Here, we've got an announcement to me.
01:39We are moving to Tenerife.
01:46That's a great idea.
01:48Aw, thanks, Healy.
01:49No, it's not.
01:50You wouldn't your hole survive in Tenerife.
01:52It's better than surviving in this shit hole.
01:55We might actually thrive in Tenerife.
01:57Connor, you can't go anywhere.
01:58The farther you go from this house, the more trouble you get in.
02:01You belong here.
02:02Even I have come to terms with that.
02:04Alright?
02:05Can you do that somewhere else?
02:07No, I can't.
02:08Alright?
02:08I'm up against Lara Gibson for this promotion.
02:10And she is perfect.
02:12Not in a woman way.
02:14In a guard way.
02:16How you got that?
02:19Story.
02:21Connor there.
02:22Back, Billy.
02:23There we.
02:29What was that for?
02:31For being a shit friend.
02:32What did you hit me for?
02:33Guilty by association.
02:35I got stuck in the floor of my house
02:37for two days.
02:38Two fucking days.
02:40Two fucking days.
02:54Help!
02:55Is there anybody there?
02:58It's not funny.
02:59It's not funny.
03:00Don't laugh.
03:01I almost soiled myself.
03:04I could have died on my own.
03:08And you didn't even show up for me.
03:09Billy, since when is it my responsibility to check if you're alive or not if I haven't seen you?
03:13Since we're friends, you'd show up for him though.
03:16Yeah, that's different.
03:17I mean, we always know where each other are so that would be impossible.
03:19Billy, why are you here?
03:20Did you come here just to punch us or what?
03:22No.
03:23Look, I've got this big job on and I was gonna offer you first refusal because we're friends.
03:31We are still friends, aren't we?
03:32Yeah, we're still friends.
03:34It's just...
03:35I have a hoist.
03:36It's in a whiskey distillery.
03:38Some of the bottles are sold for 20,000 euros each.
03:4120 grand?
03:42Holy shit.
03:43And they make a shit ton of them.
03:44They wouldn't even know if some of them weren't missing.
03:46And as far as the job is concerned, a fucking monkey could do it.
03:49That's what he told of you.
03:51Well, I'm not a monkey.
03:52I'm a premier.
03:52No, but honestly, it's the easiest money you're ever gonna make.
03:56Aye.
03:57We're in.
03:58Yeah.
03:59We're in.
03:59We.
04:00Yeah, we.
04:01Yeah, we.
04:01There's no we.
04:02Oh, he comes swanning back in like a...
04:05Like a...
04:05Like a fucking swan.
04:08No, no, no, no.
04:09Two-man job.
04:10Me, you.
04:10Billy, I'm not doing it unless Jack survived.
04:12That's the plan.
04:12We're walking.
04:15Alright, but I don't wanna hear nothing from you about an equal split.
04:18Alright.
04:1933%.
04:20That's it.
04:21Each.
04:22Yeah, grand.
04:23Not a chance, Billy.
04:24That's not fair at all.
04:25Yeah, no.
04:27That's it.
04:28Very fine.
04:29You're in?
04:35What in the hell, boy?
04:36It's really...
04:37I'm really nervous.
04:38I was only doing the hand thing.
04:39Yeah, it's kind of our thing, alright?
04:40Alright.
04:42Let's go to work.
04:45Go on, Jack.
04:46It's great.
04:47I'll say it again.
04:48I have a cousin who's working on the inside.
04:52And he's going to sneak us in, like the Greeks did with that big Trojan horse thingy in Troy.
04:58Oh, yeah.
04:59What was that called, Ian?
05:00Big sneaky wooden horse of Troy.
05:03Oh, yeah.
05:03Okay.
05:04What we're looking for are these beauties.
05:09Kilvara.
05:1050-year-old triple distilled whiskey.
05:14Very, very rare.
05:16That's for 20 grand.
05:18Once we have these, we get changed in to the security guard uniforms that my cousin has stashed for us.
05:26Then, we set off the fire alarm and we just walk out the door in all the confusion.
05:33What's going on here?
05:34Oh, what's going on here?
05:35Nothing.
05:36We're, erm...
05:37Just playing chess.
05:38Yeah.
05:38With condiments.
05:41No, with these, erm, guys.
05:43Queen to C4 will be the next one.
05:45Yes.
05:45No, you can't fucking...
05:47Sorry, no.
05:50Have you got it?
05:51Are we escaping this?
05:52Why more time?
05:53Sorry.
05:55It sort of felt like we were in Ocean's Eleven.
05:57I haven't seen the first time, but they made it look kind of sexy.
06:01Instead, we were in the dark, getting rolled around in old barrels and ended up with a lot of splinters
06:05in our holes.
06:09Hurry.
06:11Hurry.
06:12Hurry.
06:12Get out.
06:20Are you serious?
06:21Oh, shit.
06:22In and out.
06:23Easy as money you'll ever earn.
06:25A monkey could do it.
06:26Don't blame me.
06:27My cousin said the alarm was going to be deactivated all day Wednesday.
06:31Why, it's Tuesday.
06:33It's hardly a foolproof plan, alright, Billy?
06:35You calling me a fool?
06:36Hello?
06:38Go, go, go, go, go.
06:42Hello?
06:44Who's there?
06:48Come out now.
06:50I have a taser.
06:53A taser?
06:53I know you're there.
06:55I can hear you.
06:57I can smell you.
06:59There's no point in hiding like a chicken shit.
07:02Who are you calling a chicken shit?
07:05She got you.
07:07Run!
07:08Hey!
07:09Better have you a taser.
07:14Come on.
07:18We needed a change of plan.
07:20And if there's one thing me and Jack can do, it's blending.
07:23Don't be afraid of going to get properly stuck into it.
07:29Oh, wow.
07:29Everyone knows Americans can't drink till they're 21.
07:32So they have to come over here to learn how to do it properly.
07:35They gotta learn from the best, I suppose.
07:38Excuse me.
07:39This is a private tour.
07:41For our American guests.
07:45Well, fully aware that it is a private tour, sir.
07:50My, uh, my friend and I here are Americans.
07:54What?
07:54Isn't that right, Kyle?
07:58Good-bye, mate.
08:00I needed a guy for a piece, so I'll go a little loose.
08:04But back now.
08:05You're what?
08:06I can't do Americans.
08:07Just go on and run.
08:08Please continue.
08:10Can you hurry up?
08:11We're going to the Blarney Stone early in the morning.
08:14Yeah, yeah.
08:14Always Blarney, isn't it?
08:17So we're going to take a sip.
08:19I can't believe you two pricks ran off and left me trapped in there.
08:23There's no point blaming the tour now, is it?
08:26Attention, there's been a break-in.
08:28The other look-up for three men acting suspiciously.
08:30We need to move over here as quickly as we possibly can.
08:36Good girl.
08:40Excusez-moi.
08:43Do you have a description?
08:44Yes.
08:45Two in their twenties and one in their fifties.
08:48Fifties?
08:49I'm in my prime fucking pricks.
08:50Copy that.
08:51That's them all right.
08:52They're on the tour.
08:53No, no.
08:53Okay.
08:56Everybody be cool.
08:58Don't put your heads up in the air!
09:00That's a twenty-year-old triple distilled single pot whiskey.
09:03Is that one of the good wines?
09:04Yeah.
09:06Where to keep the shitter wines?
09:07Middle shelf there.
09:08No.
09:15Jack, you take this one.
09:17Hands in the air!
09:18Do I move?
09:19Do I move?
09:20Hands up!
09:20Hands up.
09:21Relax.
09:22Relax.
09:23Keep your hands up.
09:24Yeah.
09:26Operation nap time complete.
09:33Connor and Jock are out and the baby's asleep.
09:36We give the whole house to ourselves.
09:38Great, isn't it?
09:39Yeah.
09:41I'm going to polish my baton.
09:42Maybe I can polish your baton for you.
09:45Nah, you're grand.
09:46It's a specific technique.
09:47You kind of got to do these little circles otherwise you get...
09:49For a guard, you are really bad at taking cues.
09:53Do you want to write?
09:54Yeah.
09:55Of course.
09:55Yeah.
09:57Developing scenes here in Cork this evening as a robbery turns into a hostage situation.
10:02Three male suspects are holding a group of tourists hostage.
10:04Love, there are thousands of criminals in Cork, okay?
10:08Not every crime is Connor and Jock.
10:09Yeah.
10:10I remember it's been paranoid.
10:11TV footage from the scene shows the suspects.
10:15They have now been identified as Connor McQueen.
10:17Tony!
10:17Jock O'Keefe.
10:19Oh, great.
10:21Look, Mum!
10:22Dad's on the telly!
10:23Jesus Christ!
10:25He's been out for five minutes!
10:27He's been out for five minutes!
10:28He's been out for five minutes!
10:32He's been out for five minutes!
10:34He's been out for five minutes!
10:34He's been out for five minutes!
10:34Mr. Gurdjie, we have you surrounded.
10:37Look, they're going to want to negotiate.
10:39The most important thing is, we don't let them get in our heads!
10:43Connor, my name is Sergeant Gibson.
10:46Let me talk to them, right?
10:47No, let me talk to them, right?
10:48You're so emotional, aren't you?
10:51Fine.
10:51Yeah, fine.
10:51Go.
10:53Okay.
10:55All right.
10:57Connor speaking.
10:58Go ahead, Connor.
11:00I just wanted to get to Tenerife, all right?
11:02I didn't know this was going to happen.
11:03I just broke the key button!
11:05I didn't mean to...
11:05Relax, relax.
11:07If they hear fear in your voice, they're going to know.
11:10They're going to think we're amateurs.
11:12Boy, we are amateurs.
11:13What they're going to need is clear and precise demands.
11:17Or else they're going to run in here and kill every one of us.
11:21Not all of us.
11:25Stay with me, Connor.
11:27They're still there.
11:29Connor again.
11:31We have some very clear and precise demands.
11:35We would like...
11:38Three...
11:38Okay.
11:40That's a motorbike, boy.
11:42And three motorbikes as well.
11:44That's going to take time to organise, Connor.
11:47No, boy, that's a good thing.
11:48That's a good thing.
11:49Say more weird shit.
11:50They'd buy us time.
11:51We want...
11:51We want three cork jerseys and...
11:54A portable tree.
11:55A portable tree.
11:57House.
11:57A portable tree house.
11:59And a plane to get us out of here.
12:01That can land on water.
12:01That can...
12:02One of those planes that can land on water.
12:03So you can land like near an island.
12:05Yeah.
12:05The one's in kind of Indiana drawing.
12:07I'll see what I can do.
12:09But in the meantime...
12:10As a sign of good faith...
12:12I'm going to need you to release two hostages, Connor.
12:15Just give them.
12:16Two of the most unhealthy looking ones.
12:20Who?
12:21Who?
12:22Who?
12:22Who?
12:22Who?
12:23Who?
12:24Who?
12:27I got here as soon as I could.
12:30Right.
12:31The little one trusts me now.
12:32And he's scared.
12:33I'm in his head.
12:33Good work, Sergeant Gibson.
12:35What can I do to help?
12:36You can start by standing on the other side of that tape.
12:38He can't be involved considering his conflict of interests.
12:41I don't have conflicted interests.
12:43Two of the three suspects live with you.
12:44One of them is your stepson.
12:47If those two boys were curry, your arsehole would be burning.
12:50Yeah.
12:50I can't eat curry, so the joke's on you, Gibson.
12:53She's right.
12:54Stand down.
12:54He's not my stepson, okay?
12:56He's my wife's fuck-up of a son, alright?
12:58That's just an unfortunate circumstance.
12:59My priority is my job.
13:01The missus doesn't look too happy to hear that.
13:06Nice, Tony.
13:08Right.
13:08I didn't mean that, okay?
13:14Come here, come here.
13:16I was thinking, okay?
13:16I've seen this thing on the telly, right?
13:18Where people fall in love with their kidnappers, okay?
13:20It's called Stockdown Syndrome, right?
13:22It must have been a bit old to be trying to get the shift.
13:25What?
13:25No, not the shift, GD, boy.
13:27I'm seeing if we can get them to like us, boy.
13:29Surely that's a good thing.
13:30Get them on our side.
13:31Well, carefully.
13:32How can we get them to like us?
13:34The same, boy, all Irish people get foreigners to like them.
13:37Yes!
13:37Yes!
13:39Yes!
13:42Yes!
13:45Yes!
13:47Yes!
13:50Yes!
13:50Yes!
13:51Yes!
13:51Yes!
13:52Yes!
13:54Yes, yes, yes!
13:55Billy's uncle is actually Michael Collins.
13:57Yeah, but not DEe, Michael Collins.
14:00Michael Collins used to have a chipper on Barrick Street.
14:04Yes!
14:04I want to do it!
14:05Yes!
14:05Come on, my son are best!
14:08My stepmom's aunt is from Donegal.
14:11So you are Irish?
14:15I love Ireland. It's so beautiful.
14:18It's a bit shit when you don't have any money.
14:20Come on, that's everywhere, sweetie.
14:22Donate ever, no more!
14:24How come you didn't move here, so?
14:26Well, you know, it's not home.
14:28Home is where you feel safe and complete.
14:31Besides, the water here gives me the squirts.
14:34It seems...
14:35USA! USA! USA!
14:39Very real! Very real!
14:43What a chance!
14:44That was the 20 grand bottle, you idiot!
14:47What?
14:47It sure doesn't taste like 20 grand.
14:49You wouldn't have used that one if you had told him, all right?
14:52You just meant to be likeable, remember? Calm down.
14:55You just cost me 20 grand.
14:58Why did I drag you two along?
15:01We didn't ask to come here, all right?
15:02You invited us.
15:03I was being a good friend, and look where that got me.
15:07Oh, a friend.
15:07Why, you throw punches around like it's confetti, all right?
15:10You're the worst friend I've ever had.
15:12You forgot all about me when he swanned back into town,
15:16and then you just mess up my heist.
15:18I'm not the one who triggered the alarm,
15:20because I can't tell the difference between Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
15:23Oh, watch it, or what, boy?
15:25Oh, let me guess.
15:26You're going to kick the shit out of us.
15:28I thought, you know what?
15:28Maybe Billy's all right.
15:30Maybe he's changed.
15:31Oh, and then you go full psycho Billy
15:32and make everyone around you suffer.
15:34Oh, here we go.
15:34The truth is, isn't it?
15:35We're not friends now, are we?
15:37Oh, you want the truth, boys?
15:38Friends don't do bad shit to each other
15:40to make themselves feel good.
15:41Friends do good things to big each other up.
15:43You've never been a good friend in your entire life.
15:46Right, right.
15:48Connor!
15:50Connor, come to the door, Connor.
15:51Ma'am.
15:52All right.
15:56Ma'am, I'm sorry.
15:58I didn't think we were going to get caught.
16:00That's the problem, Connor.
16:01You never think.
16:04All the things you've done, this is the worst.
16:07The hostages, this is only going to end one way.
16:10We don't even have anything to show up for it,
16:12and there's no way out, so...
16:14Look, we're going to just turn ourselves in.
16:15What?
16:16Oh, well, we can't do it.
16:17I'll never see stare again.
16:18Ma'am's right.
16:19The only way to get out of this
16:21is to do the right thing.
16:24You better hope none of those hostages are hurt.
16:28They're not violent boys, okay?
16:29They're just idiots.
16:30They never hurt any of them.
16:33Is that right?
16:34Thanks for that.
16:38Wait, Con. Con.
16:40Remember the bedtime story I used to read you?
16:43Ma'am, I don't think now's the right time
16:44to be bringing up big boys to wheeze.
16:46Oh, shut up.
16:47Not that one.
16:48Do you remember the silly pigeon?
16:51Yeah.
16:51Con.
16:53I think you need to be the silly pigeon.
16:57But isn't that the one where the pigeon runs away
16:59and doesn't come back?
17:01Forever.
17:13What do you want?
17:14It's fine.
17:15Can you put Star on the phone there, please?
17:17It's a bit cheeky calling from a crime scene
17:19asking to talk to Star.
17:20I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay, but
17:23me and Con, we messed up, all right?
17:25And we're going to have to probably go away for a while.
17:27And it's not fair that you have to tell Star,
17:29so can you just put her on the phone?
17:31I should do it.
17:31I'm her dad.
17:34Star, come here.
17:38It's your dad, okay?
17:41Hi, Dad.
17:42I saw you on the TV.
17:44Oh, you there.
17:49Myself and Con are probably going to have to go away
17:51for a little while, okay?
17:53Like a holiday?
17:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, like on a holiday, yeah.
17:56I'll go pack my swimming tugs in my bag.
18:00No, love, it's just a me and Con holiday.
18:07But I'm going to miss you, are you?
18:08I really love you, Con.
18:11And I'll always have your back.
18:13I love you too, man.
18:16I love you to the moon, all right?
18:19And all the way back?
18:20All the way back, always.
18:23Because you're my star.
18:26Bye, bye, love.
18:34Please tell me you talk some sense into him.
18:36If by sense you mean I told him to run.
18:38You can't be serious.
18:39I did the right thing for my son.
18:42If you can't support that, then...
18:44maybe I'm not right for you.
18:47Get into position.
18:51Conor!
18:52Conor!
18:54Conor, you're coming!
18:56Conor!
18:57They have guns.
18:58You're coming!
18:58Come on.
19:04Jesus, lad, you've got to get out of here.
19:06I beat you, there's no way out.
19:08No, no, there is one wheel.
19:11Why didn't you say that earlier?
19:13I thought you were assholes before, but you're actually all right.
19:17I see, I've never had any friends.
19:18Yeah, yeah, okay, where is he?
19:20Oh, that barrel's fake.
19:22There's a ladder on the side leads to a secret passage.
19:24And did you know, that passage actually dates from 1821.
19:28Yeah, shut up, I don't care.
19:29Go on, go on, go on.
19:30I should take on.
19:31Just bad, and that's the way I am.
19:33Billy, now is not the time, all right?
19:35Wait, there is a ladder.
19:37There's a ladder.
19:37Because I'm beginning to think,
19:39I'd better off in prison.
19:41I mean, there's good food, great fights, regular bedtime.
19:47And if you've no friends,
19:48you don't tend to know there's other people with theirs.
19:52You know what I mean?
19:55Come on, kind.
19:56There's no way around.
19:58We're going now.
19:59I'll hold him off.
20:05Go on.
20:07What's he doing?
20:08Being a friend.
20:21Just because someone's self-destructive
20:23doesn't mean they're a ticket.
20:24It all depends on when they decide to self-destructive.
20:27Done at the right time.
20:29It can be a gift to those they care about.
20:31I'm going to get my way.
20:33I'm going to get my way.
20:34I'm going to get my way.
20:36I'm going to hold.
20:46I'm going to get my way.
20:57Where are you going?
20:58Where are we going?
21:00I can't find your little rat!
21:05Stop right there!
21:07Keeley boy, you have to let us go.
21:10I have to do what I have to do.
21:12Alright, but if you have to do what you have to do, then we have to do what we have
21:17to do.
21:25We have to do what we have to do.
21:26Punch me.
21:27Where?
21:28This goes against everything that I stand for.
21:30But your mother is more important to me than anything.
21:33Ever since the first day of-
21:35I said punch me!
21:39Hey! You can't go that way, you morons! You're surrounded!
21:45You've got to go back inside and hide!
21:46You've got to go back inside and hide!
21:47Thanks, Gordon! Thanks, Gordon!
21:49I'm leaving!
21:52You've got to go open!
21:54I'm leaving!
22:08I'm leaving!
22:15What happened?
22:16They overpowered me and got away!
22:18He can't take a punch!
22:19And she doesn't know how doors work!
22:21Set up roadblocks all over the city!
22:24Gardie have yet to establish any line of communication with-
22:27What was that for?
22:28You can always tell when you're lying.
22:30The hostage takers have now been identified as-
22:32Conor McSweeney, Jock O'Keefe, both convicted drug smugglers, and local petty criminal, Willie Murphy.
22:38Do you like that?
22:39Get your hands off my penis!
22:41This is Democracy Manifest!
22:43Sharon!
22:44Sharon!
22:44It's Billy Murphy, not Willie!
22:46B-I-L-N-Y!
22:50Billy!
22:56Sharon!
22:57You think the coast is clear?
22:59I think so!
23:06Where the fuck are we, Willie?
23:07Where are we moving?
23:10I think we're on a ship!
23:12We're on a boat!
23:14Where are we going?
23:16John, where are we going?
23:17I can't-
23:18I don't dwell on the water!
23:20I know, I know, I understand, okay?
23:22Look, look, man!
23:23Just stay calm, okay?
23:24I want to go home!
23:25I know!
23:25I can't-
23:25I think I'm-
23:26Hey, hey, hey!
23:27We have each other, okay?
23:28We have each other, it's all-
23:29I want to go home!
23:30I want to go home!
23:32I can't!
23:33I can't!
23:34We figured out great that, okay?
23:35Jack!
23:36Relax, we need you to relax for a minute, okay?
23:38Look, we can't be going far!
23:39We must be going down to-
23:40Boy, that's smooth!
23:41Beyond Belfast, or England, maybe?
23:45John!
23:46They wouldn't go farther than that!
23:47John!
23:47They needed more petrol, what?
23:48What's that?
23:49What do you mean, what's that the whiskey?
23:50Where they are fixed?
23:52That's 20 grand!
24:22Why we're rich!
24:23Why we're rich!
24:24Why are you rich?!
24:25I want to go! I want to go!
24:26I want to go!
24:28He grabbed me!
24:29I want to go!
24:30I want to go!
24:31I want to go!
24:42You expecting someone?
24:45I'm fine.
24:55In the cold all alone
24:57Don't leave me out
25:00In the cold all alone
25:04All we do is hide
25:06Talk with stupid pride
25:09And we should unite
25:11In a world that makes demands
25:13One of us should lend a hand
25:16Who would dare not change?
25:21How can I exist when I hear them cry?
25:25How can I give hope when there's none inside?
25:31I just walk away from all the pain
25:35To keep me sane
25:36To suddenly face this world alone
25:40If you ask me
25:42Home isn't a place
25:45Home is the people who mean the most to you
25:49The ones that make you feel like you're not facing the world alone
25:52This funeral park
25:53Release me from the dead
25:56And leave my aching head
25:58You could save my soul
26:03It's time we stop and pretend
26:15We need to sit down
26:18We need to reach out
26:21The last課程
26:22To keep my soul
26:31He got