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00:06What are you watching?
00:11Were they stealing money from the church?
00:22Are you going to put your hands inside Mommy to get this baby out?
00:28And for some reason, did anyone ask for more of this?
00:39Thank you for the opportunity. Everyone in my class is looking for this internship. I had to fight hard for it.
00:45No problem. We're happy to have you.
00:47And what do they do for a living?
00:50Well, we install computer systems in supermarkets and food manufacturers to link their inventory software with databases.
00:57food and shelters from all over the country.
00:59And instead of unused food going to the trash, it goes to people who need it.
01:03Ah, I see. And what is a food bank?
01:08You should watch our video a little longer.
01:10Yes, I look different. But hey, my whole life is very different. I'm very happy. I'm very successful. I learned to
01:22to be productive alongside mediocre people.
01:24My life is fantastic.
01:27Shall I tell you how I did it?
01:29All I did was completely distance myself from my family.
01:33Let's go!
01:47Hey, I think it's finally turning out less beautiful.
01:50This thing has already lasted six months.
01:52If you want, I'll call later.
01:53Please, Duy, you've seen this thousands of times.
01:56It's a normal human body doing normal human things.
01:59In the corner.
02:02How was your concert tour?
02:04Oh, okay. But I'm sorry I won't be able to make it to your anniversary party.
02:08Yes, it's sad, but you can't refuse the opportunity to play for royalty.
02:12What if Carl Gustav wanted to make you a knight or give you a sword?
02:15Is Gamei going to leave?
02:16I think so. He asked for vacation.
02:18Tulla! Tulla! Tulla!
02:20Yes, yes, yes, yes.
02:21Trauma avoided. Thank you.
02:24Turn around, love.
02:25Hello, Duy.
02:26Hi Kelly. How's school?
02:27No, she's coming with me. How are you, Sonia?
02:29Ah, Sonia's gone, it's Elizabeth now.
02:32No, Anette, whatever.
02:33Okay, we're connected.
02:35We'll go shopping in a little while.
02:37Will she be joining us?
02:40She can't be with you because she's busy with...
02:43Hey, he's trying, don't make fun of him.
02:45I'm not afraid of them.
02:46I said it.
02:47I have good grades, I help out at home,
02:49I am his only son without a police record,
02:51And that makes me untouchable.
02:53Yes, it wouldn't hurt to tell your father you love him from time to time.
02:57I love you.
02:58Oops, that sounded sarcastic.
03:01I love you.
03:02That sounded angry.
03:03Yes, something. It's your doorbell.
03:06I love you, I love you, I love you.
03:08The middle one sounded nice. Thank you.
03:13When I went to university, my life changed completely.
03:17Because I understood that the less contact I had with them,
03:20He looked less like a sociopath.
03:22I became more patient, less angry, much more mature.
03:27Whenever I go to visit them, in less than two seconds I go back to the one I was before.
03:31You don't know, I love Mexican food, I know what a quesadilla is.
03:34Oh, if it doesn't have cheese, it's not a quesadilla.
03:36No, it would just be called cinchona.
03:40They always do this, they want to correct people for things they know nothing about.
03:44I know exactly what goes into quesadillas.
03:54You don't know what I'm talking about.
03:55Grandma's television was a plasma screen.
03:57I had to watch two damn episodes of Dexter with her.
04:00And it was obvious because of the depth of the blacks.
04:02You're crazy?
04:03He bought that television in 2015, okay?
04:05They already had LED televisions with the same quality.
04:07And by a quarter.
04:10I'm not bragging!
04:11This is a modest mid-range sedan!
04:14Just admit that you're a show-off and you're blocking my car in front of me to humiliate me.
04:18Is this bragging?
04:20Is this showing off?
04:22Do you have any idea what humiliation is?
04:26It's not them.
04:27It's me.
04:28Having to see them.
04:30So I organized my life to have zero contact.
04:33My house is one flight and two stops away from everyone.
04:36I always have a lot of work during the celebrations.
04:38But I also create the illusion of closeness with effusive emails, calls, and birthday cards.
04:44I miss them and I wish I could see them.
04:46It is very important to me not to hurt their feelings.
04:50Because otherwise, they force me to talk about it face to face.
04:53Welcome to Huge Mart.
04:55I want 200 decorative candles and 300 meters of ruby-colored garland.
05:00Ah, there's sea bream there.
05:01No, the 40th anniversary is ruby, not gold.
05:03Get a move on, Hal.
05:05Hello, lovebirds.
05:07I hid your mini disco balls.
05:09Thanks, Craig.
05:10They're in the fragrances; I put them behind my favorite scent.
05:14And what is it?
05:15Soft wild, for men.
05:18Yes, I already heard it.
05:20Hey, how's the new job going?
05:22Well, my heart belongs to Lucky 8, but after I was denied promotion and that mysterious
05:27a fire that left no trace,
05:28I'm happy to have a new home.
05:30Lois, come quickly, there's the famous artist you like.
05:34I'm standing up now.
05:36One, two, two, three.
05:39Oh, yeah, yeah.
05:41Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:45Never had much faith in love for miracles.
05:50Miracles.
05:51I never want to put my heart on the line.
05:57But swimming in your water is something spiritual, spiritual.
06:04I'm born again every time you spend the night.
06:09E-I-I-I.
06:10Because sex takes me to paradise and it's true.
06:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:20Because you make me feel like I've been locked out of heaven for too long.
06:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
06:39Can I just stay here and spend the rest of my days here?
06:46Because your sex takes me to paradise.
06:50Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise.
06:53Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise.
06:56Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise.
06:59Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise.
07:03Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise.
07:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
07:12Absolutely not.
07:13Now it's my meatball.
07:16Let's go back to the sexy part.
07:18Yes of course.
07:18Listen, that moment was magical.
07:20We mustn't spoil it.
07:22It was beautiful.
07:23Hal, thank you.
07:25It felt strange to me two weeks before the anniversary.
07:27No.
07:28Before or after the party.
07:29That's what we said.
07:30You can do whatever you want, as many times as you want, sooner or later.
07:34The anniversary day is mine.
07:37You promised.
07:37That's blackmail.
07:38I promise anything when you do that.
07:42Hal, for 39 years of anniversaries and birthdays, and on any celebration,
07:47You have had the most wonderful, romantic, beautiful and kind gestures.
07:51Fireworks?
07:53When you released the doves.
07:54That would have been better outdoors and away from the fan.
07:58And now, this time, I want to be the one to decide how we celebrate.
08:01and not wait for your plans to suddenly happen to me.
08:06Ah, yes, yes, yes.
08:07Go play with your little friends while I finish up.
08:12She makes even my smallest romantic gestures seem like madness.
08:18No, no, it won't hurt you to let Lois do what she wants for once.
08:22Oh, then I'll just do nothing as if I didn't love her.
08:25No, no, not while I'm still alive.
08:27Hal, please, you're the only one who still has a wife.
08:30Don't break your promise to that woman.
08:32That will never happen.
08:33Lois will have her day.
08:35But until then, every moment of every day,
08:38I'm going to show her so much love that she'll run away terrified every time she sees me.
08:56Pretty, isn't it?
08:57And this isn't even the best part.
08:58The best thing, the very best thing in the whole world is who's on the inside.
09:02My daughter Lia.
09:04It was like my trophy from my first college drinking binge.
09:07I hate that joke!
09:11Her mother, Dreamer, yes, her name is Dreamer.
09:15He fled three days after giving birth, then a single father.
09:18But I'm a good father.
09:20I just imagine what my parents would do and I do the complete opposite.
09:23It's not difficult.
09:28I'm not going to make it worse.
09:29I'm not going to make it worse.
09:33I'm just saying that I don't usually cry like this all the time.
09:37What I do have is depressive apathy, paralyzing shame, and impotent fury.
09:44It's a great inner life.
09:47Daughter, what's wrong?
09:48Allison Jipcott invited me to her birthday party.
09:52And what's so sad about that?
09:54Do you want a list?
09:55No, no, no, no.
09:55Allison and her friends did it as a joke.
09:57They already know that I know they don't want me to go.
09:59And if I go, they'll ignore me until I start crying.
10:02And that daddy comes for me, which is what they really want.
10:04I am completely isolated at school.
10:07I've never had any friends.
10:08And my personality, which is synonymous with your personality,
10:12It makes it impossible for me to ever have friends.
10:15Ah, okay, let's see.
10:17Do you want my list?
10:18You are intelligent, beautiful, and hardworking.
10:21incredibly observant and...
10:22Yes, thank you for that too.
10:24That's why I notice all the grimaces.
10:25and gestures, however small, that they have made to me since the first year.
10:30Why were you always kind to me?
10:32I don't have any armor!
10:33Lia, listen, it hurts me so much that you're going through this,
10:36But I promise you that everything will get better.
10:38Everything improved a lot when I went to university.
10:41You're less than...
10:43a decade.
10:46He always makes everything worse when he wants to help me.
10:51Why are you nervous?
10:52That?
10:53Your phone rang and you got nervous.
10:55I'm not nervous.
10:57It was work and we're talking.
10:59Perhaps you perceive my concern for you as nervousness.
11:02What's the matter?
11:03Why did you turn on the heating?
11:05Anyway, I want to be alone.
11:07Okay.
11:08I no longer overwhelm you.
11:10But here I am, as always.
11:13I love you.
11:14I love you a lot.
11:18I love you so much.
11:24Malcolm, I need you to confirm the anniversary with me today.
11:27We need to know when you're arriving, and we know you're coming.
11:30because you would never be so monstrously inconsiderate.
11:32I love you.
11:34I didn't reply to Dad's message yesterday, and I knew Mom would talk.
11:38And I wrote an email.
11:39Sorry, I had emergency meetings until late and barely heard your message.
11:43I scheduled the shipment for 2:16 a.m.
11:45I seem considerate for writing instead of calling.
11:48Believe me, he'll see the message.
11:51I have to set up 6 food banks this month
11:53as long as there is no crisis.
11:54See you there.
11:55That's the great thing about running an NGO.
11:58Everything I say is a crisis, is a crisis.
12:01For charity.
12:03I cut myself, tried it dry twice, and then glued it on.
12:07Perfect.
12:08That's so easy, I had no idea.
12:10I can't wait to start the kiosk next week.
12:12Hey, Riz, let's do these projects together every weekend.
12:17I love making them more than anything.
12:18Me too.
12:20But I'll confess that this apartment was fine.
12:25You didn't need to rotate the tiles every six months.
12:30I know.
12:30Oh, really?
12:32But the projects we've done—the car, the garden sprinklers, the washing machine—
12:37They didn't need repairs either.
12:39Is it my favorite activity?
12:40I'm spending too much money repairing things that weren't broken.
12:46And if this is more so we can spend time together,
12:50We could do puzzles or whatever you want.
12:52No, it's already being done as a jigsaw puzzle.
12:54And you steal a piece so you're the only one who can finish it.
12:57So it's better to build or repair things.
12:59Ah, son, calm down.
13:01You don't have to get upset.
13:04Hey, have you heard of metaphors?
13:09Yes, Riz.
13:11My life is awful.
13:13I ruin my jobs, my marriages.
13:16I don't have any real friends.
13:19That's not the metaphor.
13:21You understand?
13:21Yeah.
13:22Glue these tiles so they fit together perfectly.
13:25It's a metaphor for how I can fit in with people.
13:28And the tools are a metaphor for you
13:31and all the things you teach me in life.
13:35Dad, you're a tool.
13:37A tool that helps me rebuild my life.
13:42I will always be your tool.
13:48Do you know what the best part of being able to go to a private school is?
13:52Nothing.
13:53It's the same emotional crap as in any other school.
13:58Lia!
13:59Hello.
14:00Alison.
14:01Did you receive my invitation?
14:02It's going to be a lot of fun.
14:03Dad got an aura camera.
14:05Yes, I heard you.
14:06Thank you.
14:06Perfect.
14:07Bye bye.
14:18Lia?
14:19Oh, hello, Cheyenne.
14:21No, I finished my math homework.
14:23Can you teach me how to calculate intersections?
14:24Oh, yes, of course, it doesn't bother me.
14:26I really enjoy helping.
14:27There's no need to panic.
14:29Oh no, I didn't panic.
14:31Ah, it's because you seem to pull out your hair.
14:36I'm not saying that's a bad thing.
14:38It must be an illness.
14:39And that's easy to remove.
14:40Eight weeks of fungicide.
14:42Because it's not like you have a worm in your head.
14:44You have a fungal infection.
14:47So what now?
14:48What do I do now?
14:49To make it seem like it was a joke?
14:52You have a fungal infection.
14:53Lia, don't make fun of me!
14:56That?
14:57Come, Cheyenne.
15:00I swear I'm so sorry for what happened.
15:01You made fun of Cheyenne in front of your classmates.
15:05Yes, I know I made her feel bad and I wanted to make amends.
15:07But I only made it worse because just before,
15:10Other girls hurt me and I felt very upset.
15:13I don't blame them because they can't help it.
15:15Robert Sapolsky says that endorphin levels increase
15:19when members of one popular group attack another group.
15:22At least in chimpanzees.
15:24No, not in humans.
15:27It's on YouTube.
15:38Once a week he will stand shirtless in front of the house for you to read.
15:47Are you ready?
15:48You'll be surprised by what comes next.
15:51Hey, I'm very proud.
15:54Today we actually got to bed before we even started.
15:59Tristan, my girlfriend.
16:01Well, she is much more than that.
16:03She loves me.
16:05I know, it seems unbelievable to me too.
16:08Now yes.
16:10How was your day?
16:11Good.
16:12We were awarded the Grovenor Innovation grant.
16:15I beat an AI.
16:16Hey, you don't have to prove to me that you're so smart.
16:19I don't care about that.
16:21Except for my taxes.
16:22I appreciate that.
16:23And what does matter to you?
16:25That you always listen to me.
16:27And that you give me your support.
16:29And that you keep your promises.
16:33And more than anything, it matters to me that you understand at a very deep level.
16:38who I really am.
16:41And you love me despite all of that.
16:43And you don't know how grateful I am.
16:47Oh no!
16:48This is too good.
16:51I have to go now.
16:56I'm going to make a good impression on him.
16:57TRUE?
16:58Are you serious?
16:59Lia is going to love you.
17:00You're just as distressed.
17:01Because you said so?
17:02Because you know that if she doesn't like me, we can't move forward.
17:07And besides, we would have to finish.
17:08But I have many plans to prevent it.
17:11Walks with mutual interests, weekly charity days,
17:14shared days.
17:15In one you hold a ball of yarn
17:16And they spend their time saying nice things about each other.
17:20and they keep throwing them until they end up very tightly tangled in the stamen.
17:26I have a lot of faith in us.
17:28Hey, you can be friends with anyone.
17:30And it's obvious that we love each other very much.
17:32Lia will see it and will want to be a part of it.
17:34Don't know.
17:35At her age I hated myself
17:37and everything that was near me.
17:39And is it temporary?
17:40What if we wait?
17:41No no.
17:43We've already taken too long.
17:45We have to do it.
17:46Okay.
17:47And you are also honest, sincere, and sensitive.
17:53Not to mention your way of combining enthusiasm
17:57and your amazing physical strength
18:00with a clear understanding of the details.
18:03Yeah.
18:04Hello!
18:06Tristan likes green, wear green.
18:08She also went to private school, they can talk about that.
18:10And politics always depresses her.
18:14Movies, they can talk about them all day.
18:16But love the romantic ones, don't say anything sad.
18:19Write everything down if you want.
18:20I would, but my pen is doing my real homework.
18:24Daughter.
18:24And what time do I shout "I want my real mom" and run to cry?
18:28I'm going to surprise you.
18:29Please, it's important to me.
18:30Dad, I understand now.
18:32This is your only chance to love, and I have complete control over your future happiness.
18:38Parenting books say not to let yourself believe that.
18:45Kelly, where are you?
18:46What I do?
18:47Are you OK?
18:47What happened?
18:48I have to make up stories to get my brother to answer the phone.
18:51You have to promise me that you'll come to the anniversary.
18:54Kelly, I'll try.
18:55Hey, listen to me.
18:56They keep talking about whether you're coming or not.
18:58They're old, Malcolm.
19:00They can die any day.
19:01Decapitated in a crash.
19:04Suffocated on a ventilator due to a long illness.
19:07Or stabbed by a homeless man they helped.
19:09Time flies, Mr. Busy.
19:11Do everything you can.
19:12I'm doing everything I can to go, but my NGO is keeping me very busy.
19:16You can solve complex infrastructure problems for shelter and business seating,
19:19But my parents warned you six months ago if you can't plan a day off.
19:24How scary.
19:25She was almost at Mom's level.
19:26Okay.
19:27At their age, they feel somewhat dignified and at the same time are confident and insecure.
19:32Acknowledge their intentions and go along with them.
19:34Hey, it's great that you see it's important to my parents.
19:37They're lucky you're taking care of them.
19:39Others your age are not so observant.
19:42That?
19:43I'm on the phone.
19:44Okay.
19:46Hey, sorry, but I have to get back to work now.
19:48But don't worry, I know I'll be able to go.
19:51I love you.
19:51Hey, beautiful, can you print the report for me?
19:54With her, you have to run before she has time to think.
19:57What do you mean they don't allow glitter?
19:59Just a party hall.
20:01I just want a few for people to throw while we dance.
20:05Oh, so they don't allow glitter.
20:08Have you received the heart-shaped stirrers yet?
20:12No, no, they are included in the Radiant Elegance package.
20:17In the Radiant and Mystical Elegance package.
20:20How much does that cost?
20:24Okay, then that's it.
20:27What nonsense.
20:28Sorry for stealing all the attention on your 40th birthday.
20:32Mom, I'm turning 39.
20:34I was born on their first anniversary, not their wedding day.
20:3839?
20:41Of course, are you enjoying the new guest room?
20:44The garage?
20:45Oh yes, since we were unpacking, we killed several spiders and took the tarp off the bed.
20:50It turned out very nice.
20:51Dad and I did the remodeling.
20:52Your brother has become good with tools.
20:54That makes me so happy.
20:56It would have been cool if they'd told me the toilet wasn't plugged in.
20:59Could we have afforded a motel?
21:01Of course not, we love having them here.
21:03Also, you have to save money while you look for a good job.
21:06Mom, I've been there for 15 years.
21:08I am a senior manager.
21:09I have 75 employees.
21:1175 employees looking to replace you?
21:14And she ties her hair up again.
21:15They need to hang even higher.
21:17And how is that done?
21:18They need to hang looser.
21:20Like your father's.
21:21Your bun looks tight.
21:23Be more delicate, Francis.
21:24Don't you criticize his bun?
21:26That one isn't loose, it's stiff.
21:27Dad loves me more than he loves you now.
21:30And haven't they spoken to Malcolm?
21:31No, but we email each other all the time.
21:34I know he does good things, but he's going to die of exhaustion.
21:37I just spoke to him.
21:39And he said no.
21:41He's coming.
21:46Okay.
21:47It's going to be okay, you can do it.
21:49I love you.
21:50I love you.
21:50Do you want to pee?
21:51No, yes, no, no.
21:53Hey, do you have something there?
21:54Lia, let go, let go.
21:55Oh, forgive me.
21:57Lia, where are you?
22:00Lia, this is Tristan.
22:04Hello.
22:05Hi, Lia.
22:13No, don't put pressure on yourselves.
22:15No, there's no rush.
22:20So, how long did it take to prepare you?
22:28At four years old you wanted to scare your preschool teacher Rachel
22:31telling her that her mole looked very big.
22:36You have to turn your hamburger bun exactly three times
22:39so that the seasonings are evenly distributed.
22:43You turned down a science prize in school
22:45because you thought you would become a famous nerd.
22:48You love being a physiotherapist, but you give yourself a hard time
22:51having to touch old people.
22:53You get furious if you solve the Wordle in three.
22:56It's true.
22:57Sometimes if you stop too quickly, you fart.
23:00and I have to ignore it.
23:02I do, you don't.
23:05Now, Dad, listen to this.
23:07He told you that he entered politics reluctantly.
23:11Oh, you don't know this.
23:12I once found a notebook where he wrote
23:14assemblywoman, the congresswoman,
23:16and its governor.
23:18And then, those from the colony to comb their hair.
23:24Because?
23:25No, I don't know.
23:27I've never been so happy to be humiliated
23:29in my entire life.
23:30This could be my family.
23:32Finally, what I was missing.
23:33I'm so happy!
23:34Alcom!
23:35We will not do this by email.
23:37not by text, not by phone, not by Zoom.
23:40We're going to talk about this.
23:41And I don't care what you have to fix.
23:44You'll be at our anniversary
23:45with the rest of the family.
23:47Dad?
23:52What do you mean you have a daughter?
23:55Is Grandma still alive?
23:57Wait, what's wrong?
24:04You forced me to do it!
24:06Malcolm!
24:06The eternal antisocial behavior
24:08of this family and their senseless aggression
24:10And their short-sighted priorities are very toxic!
24:13But the blame for everything bad
24:15What happened to me in life is yours.
24:17Walking away from you was the way
24:18in which I finally stopped being a fool.
24:22Okay, okay, what's your biggest problem?
24:25Does it mean your parents exist?
24:32Coyote!
24:33Don't worry.
24:34Thank you.
24:35Who are you?
24:36I don't know anymore.
24:38How could you do this to your family?
24:41No, wait.
24:42You insisted on entering my home, okay?
24:45And without an invitation.
24:46So please do me the courtesy of explaining everything.
24:50Sit down.
24:55Thank you!
25:22Thank you!
25:25Thank you!
25:27Thank you!
25:28Thank you!
25:30Thank you!
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