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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about kinky AirBnB rentals that are becoming more popular on the site. And then, when they look at a review for a place, they see a guy who looks like Chuck with a hat on. Is it Chuck's kinky alter ego?
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00:02Whoaaah
00:04What are you doing now?
00:05I'm at the carnival, cotton candy five hour energy
00:07It tastes like a carnival zero sugar
00:10It actually sounds pretty good
00:11Yeah you wanna take a ride with me?
00:13No, I don't do that. God bless
00:22Uh we've heard of this before
00:24but I guess a lot of people are being shocked when they go on to Airbnb now
00:30to find a lot more places are offering sex dungeon Airbnbs.
00:37I literally have it in the search.
00:39You have to have it in the search so you know.
00:44Networks of kinkiness.
00:48From the outside, it looks like your average American home.
00:51It's an Airbnb, but not just any B&B.
00:54Described as a romantic and playful escape,
00:57this one in particular is a $600 a night Florida rental
01:00fitted with floggers, paddles, restraints, spanking benches,
01:05and rooms draped in purple and black.
01:08There's dozens like it on America's most popular home rental site,
01:12ordinary suburban homes transformed into fully equipped BDSM dungeons.
01:17I mean, if that's your thing, you want to go on vacation,
01:23but you still want to do all that.
01:25And I think it's especially if you used to do all that, like Jason,
01:30and then you had kids and it's like, I can't, we can't be flogging.
01:35Right.
01:35We got to twaffle elsewhere.
01:36Oh, exactly.
01:37You got to get a place.
01:39$600.
01:39Speaking about my wife, that's a lot.
01:41My wife's not twaffling me.
01:43No, my God.
01:44Well, you just wish she was.
01:47Well, I don't even know.
01:49There is nothing illegal about the rentals.
01:51Neighbors and critics say they are alarmed.
01:53Such properties are operating in residential areas without their knowledge.
01:56And in a finding likely to concern parents,
01:59Airbnb doesn't remove these listings when you make a booking request
02:03that includes like children in the family.
02:06What's the cleaning fee then on one of those places?
02:09Must be high.
02:10Oh, it's God.
02:12Sex dungeon.
02:12Oh, my God.
02:13Yeah, it'd have to be more than your average.
02:13Versus just like a couple of my, you know.
02:17Yeah.
02:17Like my normal trash.
02:19Right.
02:19There's lubes and fluids.
02:22Fluids, yeah.
02:23Fluids.
02:24What's a M-K-E pleasure paradise?
02:28What does M-K-E mean, for God's sakes?
02:32We're never going to know.
02:33Let's take a look at this one in Milwaukee.
02:36You know where I want to go to have crazy sex?
02:40Milwaukee.
02:41Yeah, Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
02:43I'd like a Wisconsin.
02:45Oh, my God.
02:46Oh, dirty.
02:47Oh, my goodness.
02:47Oh, look at that dirty bedding.
02:51What does that say?
02:52It says get naked.
02:53Oh, my goodness.
02:55You know, it's just, you know, you don't know anything about being sexy when you buy the
03:02get naked sheets.
03:04I mean, they do have the BDSM.
03:07They do, but I feel like they just bought it, but they don't really, they don't know what
03:11they're doing.
03:12That doesn't mean you've got to be in that lifestyle.
03:13Do they have like a jukebox that you could put some tunes on?
03:17Yeah, if you want your sex tunes on a jukebox.
03:18Very nice.
03:20Yeah.
03:20Oh, I'd love to break into a sexual rooms jukebox and play music that's inappropriate.
03:27Stripper pole, ring lights, you can tape everything, too.
03:30Oh, yeah.
03:31All the flogging stuff.
03:32So they can tape it, too.
03:34Yeah.
03:35Oh, yeah.
03:35We are being recorded, for sure.
03:37A hundred percent.
03:38Look, they gave us our own setup.
03:39They have these like out chain mail outfits you can wear, but like, are they cleaned between
03:45guests?
03:46Never.
03:47You don't care, I guess.
03:50If I'm getting flogged and I'm in chain mail, I don't know how much I care about things.
03:56Oh, my God.
03:56Your welcome basket includes a rum rag.
03:59Yep.
04:01Yeah.
04:01See, like this is.
04:02And slippers and some sweet peach tea.
04:03That's nice.
04:05It's a nice touch.
04:06So gross.
04:07That place is so gross.
04:08I know it is gross.
04:09Dirty.
04:10Milwaukee.
04:12Milwaukee's BDSM.
04:14Is that what the M-K-E is?
04:17Milwaukee.
04:17Oh, probably.
04:18Milwaukee, Flesh Paradise.
04:20That makes sense.
04:21Yeah.
04:23Yeah, it's an Airbnb is an $11 billion a year company, but they are declining to say
04:29how many of their listings include BDSM or kink facilities.
04:33I mean, it's not.
04:33It's not a lot.
04:35Right?
04:35So if I went on to Airbnb right now.
04:38Do it.
04:39They have them.
04:40But what do I, do I look BDSM?
04:44I think so.
04:45Do they have a filter like that?
04:46Yeah, I don't.
04:47They have a filter, but I don't know if I've ever noticed that come up in the options.
04:51Oh, yeah.
04:52Oh, boy.
04:53Oh, my one right here.
04:54Oh, where?
04:55Yeah, there's one right here.
04:56Wait a second.
04:57That's Jason's address.
04:58Oh, my God.
04:59That's weird.
05:01It's got some blue lighting.
05:02Is this that one place?
05:04Is this that one place we talked about?
05:07You wouldn't expect an indoor pool in that community?
05:10No, you wouldn't.
05:12That's one?
05:13Well, it came up when I put in BDSM and it showed you all their dark pool and hot tub.
05:17Where's the pool?
05:18But I don't see no sex room.
05:20There's no way.
05:21Oh, there it is.
05:22In the basement?
05:24That's right.
05:25It's got to be underground.
05:26Sexual attack.
05:28The staycation.
05:29Time to have some fun.
05:31How much is that at night?
05:34I don't know.
05:35How much is it?
05:37Can we see how much it is?
05:38It doesn't.
05:39I don't know if it's BDSM.
05:40That's crazy.
05:41I don't know if it is either.
05:43If you just like Google BDSM or like Sex Dungeon Airbnb, it'll give you a bunch of things.
05:48Oh, okay.
05:49They must have spent a fortune on that pool and everything.
05:52And to maintain it?
05:54And inside?
05:54Yeah.
05:55Well, and also, it would just water at that, on that level to not have, it'll ruin your
06:02whole house.
06:03Yeah.
06:04There's another one in Idlewild, Michigan.
06:06This looks more like it.
06:08Right?
06:08Where is this at?
06:09Idlewild, Michigan.
06:10Where the hell is that?
06:11How is that at?
06:12I don't know.
06:12It's got almost five stars.
06:14It's black and red.
06:15Must be like a big BDSM combo.
06:18Black, red, and purple.
06:19Oh, look, this one.
06:21Oh, the cuffs.
06:22Get your safe word ready, it says on the pillow.
06:24And they've got cuffs on the bed ready for you.
06:26Watermelon.
06:27Look at that.
06:28Look at that.
06:28What do those pillows say?
06:29Get naked.
06:30That's what all the BDSMs have at standard.
06:32Yeah, but look at that.
06:33That is wild.
06:34That's an Amish bed that they have really.
06:36They've turned into a, look, it's a cage under the bed.
06:39Yep.
06:40You're in a cage.
06:43What are those things called?
06:46You know, you used to put prisoners in that way back in the day, medieval times.
06:51Their arms go in it and their head.
06:53Take a picture with it.
06:55Yeah, exactly.
06:56Cedar Point can do that.
06:57They probably get a great deal on that from someplace.
06:59It's not BDSM themed.
07:01So when Jason's doing his puppy play, he can be put under there.
07:05For sure.
07:05He's been a bad, bad boy.
07:08Lock me up all night.
07:10Oh, wow.
07:11No, sex swing.
07:12I saw one of those in Dave's room.
07:13Okay, you did not.
07:15Oh, there's another cage.
07:16Oh, my God.
07:16There's another human cage in the kitchen that doubles as a lovely table.
07:20So I want to eat some food.
07:21So I put Jason in the cage.
07:23Right.
07:24And you sit bare bottom, spread eagle.
07:27Maybe throw down some scraps to him.
07:29Puppies hungry.
07:29Give him a view of something.
07:30Oh, my God.
07:31The puppy.
07:32The puppy won't stop licking my legs.
07:33Puppies hungry.
07:34Snossages.
07:35Snossages.
07:36Oh, I hate that.
07:36I really do hate that.
07:38I really hate him saying that the puppy's hungry.
07:42Been a good boy today.
07:43I don't like it.
07:44Well, that was too much for you.
07:46I'm off put by it.
07:48All the things you talk about, you don't want to hear the puppy's hungry?
07:50I don't like to think about people trying to be puppies.
07:55There's, you know.
07:56Oh, look.
07:57Oh, wait.
07:57Whoa.
07:58It's a milk and table.
07:59This massage table has a hole in the middle for you to drop your dong through.
08:03It's a milk and table.
08:04That's a milk and table.
08:06Get milked.
08:07Yep.
08:08Hashtag.
08:09Hashtag get milked.
08:10Mm-hmm.
08:11Is it the Iron Maiden what they call that?
08:13I don't know.
08:14Where you put your arms and your head through?
08:17I thought the Iron Maiden was something different.
08:20I think it's just called the, is it the Stocks or something like that?
08:23You get put in the.
08:26I don't know.
08:27No reviews on that place?
08:30Got to be somebody reviewing it, right?
08:32One of the most loved homes on Airbnb, according to I guess.
08:344.98.
08:35174 reviews, 4.98 stars.
08:37That's pretty.
08:38Top 5% of homes on the entire site.
08:42Oh, my God.
08:43Sex freaks love this place.
08:44Yeah, they do.
08:45How crazy is there your neighbors?
08:46That house in your neighborhood.
08:48That's what.
08:48And that's going on.
08:49Wouldn't be cool.
08:49They're booked up every weekend.
08:52I can get you a weekend in June, Jason, for $1,000.
08:57$1,000?
08:58That's too much.
08:59It's out of his budget.
09:01Gee, I can get a hotel for $80.
09:03Yeah.
09:04He's got his own supplies.
09:06What were you talking to?
09:07Yeah.
09:07He just bought a couple ropes.
09:10I got a vlogger at home.
09:12Yeah.
09:13A wooden spoon and a leather glove.
09:14Okay.
09:15All right.
09:15Thank you so much.
09:16Thank you so much.
09:17A wooden spoon.
09:19Leather glove.
09:19Wooden spoon, leather glove, a dollar tree.
09:21Oh, my God.
09:24They're called, by the way, pillories.
09:27Those things.
09:28Oh, okay.
09:28I thought it was called like you got put in the stocks or something.
09:31There's so many of these.
09:33When you just do a search for them, like Jason said, so many come up.
09:37Oh, I just feel like they're all covered in jism.
09:40Oh, yeah.
09:40Yeah, they are.
09:42Because they are.
09:42Because the cleaner don't care.
09:44Because the cleaner don't care.
09:45No, they don't care.
09:45How do you want other people's jizz?
09:48I don't.
09:49Please don't say that.
09:51I feel like some people just don't care.
09:54Like, if you're a swinger.
09:56Yeah, you don't care.
09:57You probably just don't care.
09:58Oh, never sit in that chair, that massage chair.
10:01Listen, do you know?
10:02It's probably crispy.
10:03Everything in there is leather, and it's just, you know, it's just so gross.
10:07Mm-hmm.
10:08Smothered and covered.
10:10Yeah.
10:11They're all super dark, too, because dark hides stuff.
10:15Yes, exactly.
10:16You know, the other thing, too, is like if you've stayed in a lot of places,
10:20a lot of them are like the cleaning's up to you.
10:24You have to clean before you get to leave.
10:26You've got to put the sheets in the wash, all this.
10:31You can't trust these people.
10:32No.
10:32Please remove your own jism.
10:34It's wild to have communal.
10:35I feel like these toys should be your toys.
10:38Like a communal milking table.
10:40Yeah, you can't.
10:41Like, they just left last night.
10:44Yes, someone was just milked.
10:46You're up on the milking.
10:46It's still warm.
10:47Yeah, they were just milked.
10:50Oh, you don't want someone just milked.
10:52I don't.
10:52Oh, no, he was just laying on it.
10:54Yeah.
10:55Yeah.
10:55With his dong through the hole, and they're like, oh, my turn.
10:58Yeah, I think it's fine for some people.
11:00There are so many of these beautiful New Jersey.
11:02They all look the same, huh?
11:04They do.
11:04They all love that color.
11:05They all must buy just the cheapest.
11:07Black and red.
11:08Oh, they did some noise-proofing on this one here.
11:10Yeah, that's nice.
11:12There's the shower.
11:13It looks super great.
11:16It's all so bad.
11:17I want to hear Lisa's review is, ugh.
11:19Oh, my God.
11:20I love it.
11:21It's so nasty.
11:23I know.
11:23Oh, they got ankle chains, and you can be strapped right to the wall and be flogged to death if
11:28you want.
11:28Yep.
11:31So they're out there.
11:31If you want to get kinky at an Airbnb.
11:34I mean, think about it.
11:35You say you just, you have what is like a home that no one would really want to stay in.
11:43Like, there's no real reason that you'd want.
11:45If you took all the flogging stuff out of that, and Lisa saw that bathroom, and Lisa saw that kitchen,
11:51she'd be like, you know what?
11:52No, we're not going to stay there.
11:53So if I've got an Airbnb, like, in Idlewild, Michigan, and I don't know what to do with it.
12:01Sex it up.
12:02Sex it up.
12:03Make it a destination for kinky folks.
12:05Yep.
12:06And I also think they seemingly are charging more.
12:09For that.
12:10For, yeah.
12:11Because you can sex it up.
12:13And they have all the cages.
12:14Right.
12:14So it's actually kind of smart from a business perspective.
12:18Take your rental that's probably not getting anyone there.
12:20Right.
12:21Turn it into a sex destination.
12:22You buy some really cheap stuff off Timu.
12:26Right.
12:27And you pump up the price and get all the perverts flocking to it.
12:30But then you can't stay there.
12:31No.
12:31No, you can never stay there again.
12:33That's not your home anymore.
12:34That house is dead to you.
12:34Yeah, no.
12:35You can never go back.
12:36Oh, my God.
12:37That's the downside.
12:38Big Ryan.
12:39No, not Ryan.
12:40Not our Ryan.
12:41Oh, not our Ryan.
12:42Is it our Ryan?
12:44This large Ryan man.
12:45Oh, no.
12:46Our second time back, and it will not be our last.
12:49Everything was as described, and I had a great time with my wife.
12:53Lots of items to use and play with.
12:55Look at the guy under him.
12:57Aldis.
12:57We don't want to see his picture.
12:59I know.
12:59It won't let me get it any larger.
13:01I have to sign in.
13:02Oh, no.
13:04Aldis.
13:04That's too bad.
13:05This unique place to stay is when we simply have to come back to again and again.
13:11The isolation is part of the charm.
13:13Oh, so, yeah.
13:14This is in the middle of nowhere.
13:15Yes, it is.
13:16And they're all...
13:17These are Wisconsin men.
13:19Oh, no.
13:19The one's a Holland, Michigan.
13:21Oh, my God.
13:22Let me see.
13:23Look at that old creepy man.
13:26Stop it, Lisa.
13:26Jesus, God.
13:28Please don't do that ever again.
13:29Oh, my God, Lisa.
13:30Oh, my God, Dexter looks like Chuck the Freak with a hat.
13:35Is that his secret picture?
13:36No, don't.
13:37Don't look.
13:37Don't click on that.
13:39Dexter is Chuck with a hat on.
13:41Don't click on that.
13:42Dexter, huh?
13:43Don't click on it.
13:44Dexter.
13:45We found him.
13:46Keep scrolling.
13:47It's Chuck with a hat.
13:50Don't.
13:50Don't.
13:52Don't click on it.
13:53It's Chuck with a hat.
13:54Don't click on it.
13:55That's not enough.
13:56Don't click on it.
13:57That's not enough to hide your identity.
13:59Lisa is literally dead.
14:02I don't know if I should be extremely upset with both of you for thinking that that man
14:06is me with a hat.
14:09Oh, Dave got it.
14:10Thank God it doesn't look like me for real.
14:14Oh, I can get Aldous bigger, too, Lisa.
14:16Yeah.
14:18Oh, no.
14:21Oh, my God.
14:22Oh, my God.
14:23I don't know.
14:24I'm watching the Artemis missions.
14:26I just decided to make my profile picture.
14:28Me on the moon.
14:30That guy had unlimited sex.
14:34Let me see Dexter again.
14:36I don't see him, guys.
14:38Oh, no.
14:38It's not like God.
14:39When you zoom in, it's not like him.
14:41Oh, thank God.
14:41From a distance, it looked like Chuck's disguise.
14:44Real small, it looks just like me.
14:46Oh, we can't tell it's you, Chuck, because he's got that hat on.
14:48This guy can't be Chuck.
14:49He's wearing a hat.
14:50That's how I keep myself in disguise.
14:52He's wearing a Bruno Mars hat.
14:54It can't be Chuck.
14:54Chuck, what a discovery.
14:56Chuck's going to sex dungeons.
14:58Oh, my God.
14:59I wish I was.
15:00I wish I was.
15:03Chuck's alter ego is Dexter, who goes to sex dungeons.
15:09Dexter's me when I'm sexual.
15:11He puts the hat on and hands on.
15:14Yeah, he put the hat on.
15:15My whole personality changes, Lise.
15:19I put it on, I'm like, oh, yeah.
15:22Now I'm a sexual being.
15:24I'm Dexter the sexter.
15:27Call me Dexter, ladies and men.
15:31Oh, I tell you, from a distance, it did look like you, man.
15:34It really did.
15:35It did look like you, just a hat.
15:37When I was at Lisa zoomed in on that tiniest photo ever and made it big, it looked just like
15:43me.
15:45I was like, please, God, no.
15:48Please, God, no.
15:49She sent it to the first chat.
15:50She did.
15:52She had to.
15:53Because she loves it.
15:55She literally.
15:57That's your alter ego.
15:57I mean, she literally.
15:59Dexter the sexter.
16:01Was done.
16:01The more.
16:02Listen.
16:03The more you zoom in on it, the more it looks like me.
16:07I know, man.
16:08It's so weird.
16:09It's crazy.
16:10It's me in pixel form.
16:13It's you, Dexter.
16:14Like, that right there looks just like me.
16:16That is just like, side by side, it's you.
16:19This is me.
16:19It's you in the hat.
16:23Dexter the sexter.
16:25I mean, it's me for sure.
16:26It's 100%.
16:29Oh, my God.
16:30It's so funny.
16:31The idea of you being.
16:32I do, too.
16:35Luckily, I do as well.
16:38It's amazing.
16:39Amazing.
16:40Oh, man.
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