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00:00Tonight, strolling in like she rents the place,
00:03it's Giovanni!
00:05Hey!
00:06Keep it down, keep it down.
00:07My neighbor's a dick.
00:08Thinking this is a group interview at Goldman Sachs,
00:10it's Ross Bryant!
00:12Uh-oh.
00:12How's it going?
00:13Remember you from my skull and bones initiation.
00:15All right, let's get down to tanking the economy.
00:18And it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a freakish bird plane
00:21hybrid, it's Jess McKenna!
00:26You are now free to move about the cabin!
00:28You are now free to move about the cabin!
00:32They're all here to...
00:34Make some noise!
00:47Welcome to Make Some Noise, the game so good we spun it off
00:51unchanged.
00:51I am your host, Sam Reich.
00:53Here's how the show works.
00:54I have here a series of improvisational prompts.
00:57our players have never seen before.
01:01Isn't that right, players?
01:02Never!
01:03They will, to the best of their ability, fulfill those prompts.
01:06I will award them corresponding points and the winner will go home with a coveted golden ear.
01:10And coveting is a sin, so the other two will have to go to confession.
01:13Players, are you ready to rumble?
01:16Yeah!
01:17Let's start with a little warm-up minigame.
01:19This is a minigame that we like to call Take Some Direction.
01:22How it works is I will give you a single line of dialogue to repeat over and over and over
01:27again.
01:28As I do, I will give you direction.
01:30Micro-adjustments, if you will, to affect your performances.
01:33Does that make sense?
01:34I'm familiar with the industry, Sam.
01:35Your line is, from the graduate, Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.
01:42Giovanni, we'll start with you.
01:43No direction to start out with, and away you go.
01:46Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.
01:48Ross, give me a little bit weirder.
01:50Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.
01:53That was weirder.
01:55Jess, give me a little bit weirder.
01:57Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.
02:02Giovanni, butthurt.
02:04Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.
02:07Ross, mansplainingly.
02:09Actually, I just heard a study on a podcast that said, Mrs. Robinson, in ancient Phoenicia,
02:15they were actually trying to seduce me.
02:16Jess, shh, yeah, dude.
02:19Yeah, Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, and like, shh, shh, I did.
02:25Giovanni, as if Mrs. Robinson were a pub.
02:28Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.
02:32Ross, a substitute teacher introducing himself
02:35Mrs. Robinson
02:37And I will accept no seductions today
02:41Are we watching a movie or what?
02:43Yes, like a schoolyard taunt
02:45Hey, what do you say?
02:47Mrs. Robinson seduced me today
02:49Seduced me how? Seduced me why?
02:52At the end of the movie, we'll start to cry
02:55Seduced me on the bus
02:56Seduced me in the church
02:57Seduced me in a moment
02:59Seduced me in a lurch
03:00Jumani, like you just took way too big of a bong rip
03:03And you're trying to be cool about it
03:06Mrs. Robinson
03:08She's trying to seduce me
03:10Ross, Scooby-Doo-er
03:12Mrs. Robinson
03:14You're trying to raroose me
03:17Just with a significant lag
03:19Mrs. Robinson
03:26You're trying to seduce me
03:27Jumani, as a newscaster moving
03:30Jarringly from a sad story to an uplifting one
03:33And hopefully things will get better for Mrs. Robinson
03:39In other news, you're trying to seduce me
03:42Yeah, I love that, do you mind?
03:44Ross knighting someone
03:45Mrs. Robinson, first of your name
03:48You entered into our chamber
03:50A commoner
03:51But I command you to rise
03:53Lady who have seduced me
03:57And finally, Jess
03:59Pretending a phone call
04:00Didn't just wake you up
04:06Mrs. Robinson
04:07Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm
04:13You trying to seduce me?
04:16And that is a minigame
04:20Which brings us to round one
04:23Holy smoke
04:24Whoa
04:25Where's it going?
04:25Where's it happening?
04:26Oh, Sam, stay with us
04:28Oh, no
04:28Whoa
04:30Whoa
04:31Whoa
04:32Whoa
04:35Giovanni
04:35Giovanni
04:36A Dom Hibachi chef
04:42Oh, shit
04:43Oh, no
04:47I heard it was somebody's birthday
04:50You may speak
04:51It's my birthday
04:53Put your hands on your lap
04:54Yes
04:55You like a little steak?
04:56Love steak
04:56Shit
04:59Open your mouth
05:03That was really good
05:06You can swallow
05:08Thank you
05:10I didn't tell you to move your little card
05:21Stay still
05:22Okay
05:22Tell your head back
05:24Right there
05:25Open your mouth
05:32Yes
05:33Yes
05:33I got so wrapped up in it
05:34I forgot that was my job
05:36In that moment, it was not your job
05:37It was not my job
05:3861 points thrown way too hard into your mouth
05:40Wow
05:41Ross
05:41Yes, sir
05:42The cheeky description
05:45On a bag of Trader Joe's live spiders
05:50Joe really outdid himself with this one
05:53He heard what was going on in your house
05:55And traveled to the furthest reaches of deepest Australia
05:59To find the most dangerous and venomous eight-legged friends
06:03That could be packed into a shipping container
06:05These little guys are begging to get out
06:08But they won't until you break the vacuum seal
06:11Are they still alive?
06:13Uh, yeah, betcha
06:14And if that spooks you
06:16Feel free to look at this lithograph of a hot air balloon for some reason
06:21Not approved by the FDA
06:24Awesome job with that one, Ross
06:26Thank you for sure
06:28Eight frozen points that are just incredible
06:31Which brings us to Jess
06:34Sam
06:35A charming street rat justifies stealing food
06:38Other crimes
06:41Did I go into your fruit stand
06:44While you were looking the other way?
06:46And yes, did I pilfer one of your best apples?
06:49Yes, of course I did
06:51And I'm so sorry
06:52I did steal it to feed me
06:53And not just me
06:54But my charming sister over here with a cough
06:58You couldn't put that against me, could you?
07:00Okay, now, imagine there's a world where I knew that a business was certainly going to come into a merger
07:08Now, I didn't go searching for that information
07:12I happened to be walking by
07:15What for?
07:15I heard two people talking about how the ink had dried on the bottom line
07:20Did I then pass that information along to sell some shares?
07:24No, I didn't
07:25Did I then suggest that potentially a short would actually be the better move?
07:30Yes, I did
07:31Did I mention I have a charming sister with a cough?
07:35Oh my gosh
07:4133 fabulous he points for McKenna
07:43Thank you, Sam
07:44Giovanni
07:45Hey, buddy
07:45Sleeping beauty's get ready with me routine
07:48Oh my gosh
07:48To go to sleep for 25 years
07:51Oh, these are so good
07:53Hey fam, thanks for tuning in
07:56Okay, so if you're going to go to sleep for 25 years
07:58What you're going to want to do is take a lot of Listerine strips
08:02Because that's a really long time
08:06I like to use Clarins eye cream under my eyes
08:09Though when I come out of my slumber, I will be 25 years older
08:12And there's really only so much you can do
08:16Lastly, for my lips
08:18I like to use a really red gloss that won't go on anything else
08:22Because if I get kissed against my will
08:25I don't want him to get lipstick on his mouth
08:31Well, bye
08:35The hand I love so much
08:38300 points you walked with once upon a dream, Giovanni
08:42Last time in round one to Ross
08:45Oh, yes
08:46The man from Nantucket holds a press conference
08:49To set the record straight
08:52All right, I gotta get back to the docks
08:54I don't have all day
08:55But I hear there's a lot of rumors going around
08:57Okay, I'm already seeing the question here
08:59Timmy Sullivan from the Boston Globe
09:02Are there any photos you could provide us?
09:05Yeah, prove it, why don't you?
09:06Look, my dick is long
09:07But it's not so long I can suck it
09:09I told you
09:10I cannot curl myself up like an armadillo
09:12And give myself a self-suck
09:14Okay, I can't go full pill bug mode
09:16Have I tried?
09:19Sure
09:20Spinal flexibility is what it is, folks
09:23Yeah, I knew it, I knew it
09:24Look, there once
09:25Oh, good for you to try
09:27There's a man from Nantucket since birth
09:29And he knows his own self-worth
09:32He just says yuck
09:33When he heard about self-suck
09:35It's not long
09:36But has quite some girth
09:39That is good
09:40That is good
09:42Gosh, Ross, if there was some sort of sex number
09:44I'd give it to you
09:45But I can't imagine what that would be
09:46What would that be?
09:46Which brings us to the last prompt of round one
09:51Jess
09:51Sam
09:51Fans demanded it
09:53And we are but their humble servants
09:55This is a sequel
09:58Oh
09:58A Christmas carol warning you not to violate
10:02The HOA Christmas decoration guideline
10:07Hark, dear neighbor, tidings glad
10:10Here to remind you not to be bad
10:13Remember lights are only white
10:16Unless they're round a tree
10:18No inflatables
10:20If you are on the front cul-de-sac
10:22Don't do it
10:23Just put it back
10:24Cause they look like little slumped down dead bodies
10:28And we don't like that even if it's your hobby
10:30So light those lights around your trim
10:33That's the only way to have a win
10:36Gradients of green in your tree, okay
10:39Dead body sacks, just say no nay
10:42If you want one deer made clear
10:48That is okay with one red bulb
10:53But please don't stray too far from the fold
10:59With anachronistic characters
11:04Celebrating holiday cheer
11:08We hate them and you
11:15Thank you so much Jess
11:18Thank you
11:19What am I gonna do with my Minions nativity scene?
11:21Sorry bro
11:22Three points that will visit you in your sleep tonight Jess
11:25Ooh
11:26That brings us to our second minigame
11:29This is a little minigame that we like to call name that
11:31In this case Smut
11:34What?
11:35I am going to show you the cover of an erotic novel
11:38That does not exist in the real world
11:41Yes
11:41Wow
11:42You are going to buzz in and name that novel for me
11:46Does that make sense?
11:47Yep
11:47Okay, okay
11:48In that case, your first novel
11:51The summer my pool got wet
11:56Splash, I was getting some ass
11:59Sitting on the vent
12:01The summer I turned horny
12:04Eight ways to turn pool boys into pool men
12:09Chlorine dreams
12:12Explore my deep end
12:13Oh
12:14I think this point is going to go to Jess
12:19Next cover
12:22Axe me about consent
12:26Timber, I'm going down
12:28There you go
12:29Where the redwoods throb
12:32Oh
12:32When my bite is worse than my bark
12:35Woo
12:36Oh
12:38I would
12:39Oh
12:40To mulch too soon
12:45Lumberjack off
12:47I came, I saw, I come
12:51Wait, wait, wait
12:52I came, I saw, I would
12:55I saw, I would
12:58Yeah
12:58That one goes to Giovanni for I would
13:00Oh, yeah
13:01Next up
13:03A sword in the bone
13:06Dagger I hardly know
13:09One night stand
13:13Arthur, I hardly know her
13:17This one goes to Ross for a one night stand
13:19Next up
13:24Inflatio
13:27Whoa, whoa
13:29Sea of cum
13:30I couldn't think of anything
13:33I'm going to give this one to Jasmine
13:35Canonically horny
13:35Next up
13:38Laying mantis
13:39Sure is
13:41Yes, absolutely
13:41And then I bit his head off
13:45A bug's tight pussy
13:49Praying mount this
13:51Ooh
13:52Really good
13:53Yeah
13:54Dick Nick
13:57I think I'm going to give this one to Jess for praying mount this
14:01Praying mount this
14:02Praying mount this
14:02Next up
14:05My other half
14:07Oh
14:08Cut open that box
14:10There you go
14:11That magical feeling
14:12Down there
14:15David Copp-a-feel
14:17Oh
14:18Whoa
14:20Yeah boy, yeah boy
14:22Yeah, I think that one's going to go to Ross
14:23Next up
14:24This is sweet
14:25This is kind of tragic
14:27Brachioscoris
14:30Jurassic Park
14:33Asteroid
14:35Hits the end of the world, shall we bone it?
14:40Neckin
14:43That one I think is going to go to Giovanni for Neckin
14:46And that is a minigame
14:49Oh man, I could have done that one for
14:51The whole time
14:51Yeah
14:52Yeah
14:52That brings us to round two where our players will now test their talents in teams
14:57Of two
14:58Whoa
14:59Giovanni
15:00Giovanni
15:00And Ross
15:01Yes sir
15:02On the next year of Christmas, my true love gave to me
15:07I've got a big month planned
15:09Oh my god
15:10I mean last year was bananas
15:13This is my favorite time of year
15:15Oh my gosh, you get so excited, I don't want to stifle you
15:17I am in debt
15:19Those Lords of Leaping cost a lot
15:21Yeah, but I mean we've sold the milk that the ladies made
15:24You've kept the rings
15:25Yep
15:26Well, it's the first day, so please enjoy
15:29A beaver in a cardboard box
15:33It's only going up from here
15:35Oh my god
15:36Well, let's go straight to twelve and then
15:38You're going to go all the way to twelve?
15:39Just tell me what twelve is, please
15:40We have a one bedroom apartment, I'm just really stressed out
15:43I would go through any amount of noise complaints to show you how I feel at this special time of
15:48year
15:48So you're going to love my twelve armed mercenaries
15:51Twelve armed mercenaries
15:54Eleven Final Fantasy cosplayers
15:58Ten VW bugs
16:00Nine Ant Farms
16:02Eight Barack Obama impersonators
16:05I'm not going to stop you
16:06Seven RC cars
16:08Six stuffed flamingos
16:11Five diamond encrusted gloves
16:16Four parakeets
16:18Three obese cats
16:20Two rescue pugs
16:22And a beaver in a cardboard box
16:28Oh my god
16:30Yeah, five golden points to the both of you
16:32With my compliments, my god
16:35Ross
16:35Yes, sir
16:36And Jess
16:36Sam
16:37Two chess grandmasters talk through the hypothetical moves they could make on this date
16:43I could order a martini, but I noticed that you were looking at the wine list
16:49When the waiter comes, I might let you order first
16:51Mmm, a classic Chablis gambit
16:54Very interesting
16:55I suppose you want me to choose a white wine because then it'll make it more likely that we'll choose
17:00a poultry or a seafood option when the app course comes
17:03Ah, I see that you noticed that I switched chairs and put my jacket on the third chair
17:07Just a bit of shoulder showing
17:08A classic castle
17:09Also, I've doffed my pocket square and laid it out on the chair next to me
17:14In this way, these two chairs are already occupied by our two garments, forcing us to become closer together in
17:19the booth section
17:19I appreciate that about you
17:21No shallow play at the beginning, right to garments in chairs
17:24Yes, but I think it's time to move into the mid-game, don't you?
17:28I agree, I moved my fork to the top of my plate, signaling that yes, I would be wanting dessert
17:32That's why I got this tiny little caviar spoon laid horizontally over the knife on my plate
17:37You've done your research
17:39Yes, of course
17:40And I've watched tape on you
17:41I've looked at all of your tagged photos
17:43I know you've trained with the most exquisite and excellent Russian date masters
17:47A computer beat me in a date last year
17:49No, the person I swiped on could not be beat by an algorithm
17:53Well, I know that you are going to appreciate when I unveil Akira's sugar lateral reverse
17:59It's you who's going to be breaking the creme brulee crust tonight
18:04That's the first of many boundaries we're going to break
18:09Oh shit!
18:10There's a lot of stuff about Chad
18:11I know!
18:15Let's say mate in four points to you both
18:19See what I did there?
18:21Which brings us back to Jess
18:22Sam
18:22And Giovanni
18:23Giovanni!
18:24It feels like this real life person is spam
18:29I'm so glad we got coffee
18:32Me too
18:32I felt like there were a few messages that I sent your way that maybe you just like weren't seeing
18:39Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean I don't really need any herbal supplements
18:43Of course, no, it's just that if you talk to me about them now, then I can save you 10
18:48%
18:49That's so nice, that's so, so nice
18:51Yeah, actually you getting coffee with me unlocked 10% if you share my contact info with anyone else here
18:57in this coffee
18:58That's really cool, I'm excited that we took this friendship outside of softball and got it into the real world
19:05Me too
19:06Are you still at the address 1614 evergreen and have you thought about solar?
19:11I am at 1613 evergreen, but I didn't tell you that
19:14But click here for solar
19:16Click where?
19:18Spin the wheel to see which discount you'll get
19:20Don't you want to unlock 15%?
19:22I love spinning wheels
19:23Press 1 to unsubscribe
19:27Seriously?
19:28Really?
19:29We have a lot to offer
19:302 to share more?
19:35Oh my god
19:37Solar could really reduce your electric bills by huge margins
19:41And improve the resale value of your home
19:44I've been thinking about it
19:45And what about herbal supplements?
19:47No
19:50Pushing your luck a little bit there
19:53A resubscribe amount of points for the movie
19:56Which brings us back for the last time in round 2 to G Money
20:00G Money?
20:00And Ross
20:01Yes, Sam?
20:02Planet Earth camera ops risk life and limb just to get a shot of this fucking lemur
20:10There it is, there it is
20:11Okay, I'm gonna get it
20:11Oh my gosh, this is our last chance
20:13Last one, last one
20:14Sorry, you gotta
20:15You gotta be a little higher but a little lower
20:17I'm trying to
20:18The range on this drone antenna isn't as far as you think
20:21How beautiful and sublime can the movements of this fucking lemur be?
20:24Wait for it
20:25There it is, okay
20:26We just need it to give a little stretch
20:28Just come out of your damn hole and look at the sun already
20:31If it's still then it doesn't look like it's moving
20:34Ow
20:34Yeah, you need another angle
20:37People forget that the hardest part about being a camera op is core strength
20:40Oh my god, this is my life
20:42Okay
20:43God the
20:43Oh, there it is
20:45Oh, he's right behind the thorns
20:47Hold my leg, hold my leg
20:48Hold my leg with your leg
20:49And then
20:50Wait, give us a sentence
20:52Naughty
20:53Naughty
20:53This fucking meerkat is sassing us
20:56Naughty
20:57One point that took 4 weeks to find
21:00Which brings us back to Ross
21:02Yeah
21:02And Jess
21:03Sam
21:03Dave dilutes Buster's shares down to .03%
21:10Dave, I just can't believe you would insinuate that you have any fundamental equity in this idea
21:15What are you talking about Buster?
21:17We started this company with a dream that adults could have the same amount of fun as they had at
21:20Chuck E. Cheese but without animatronics and more alcohol
21:23Yeah, but who was the one who actually made the plan?
21:27I was the one who thought of putting light up ice cubes in the drinks! That was me, Dave!
21:32So if you were gonna invent Dave and Buster's, you would have done it!
21:36Without Buster in the name, it's just a Dave's
21:39Dave's the guy who brings you chicken, whether hot or from Wendy's
21:42I think you forgot that it was my idea to make it an ampersand and not an and between our
21:47names
21:47I said drop the and, it's cleaner
21:50Fine, and that's why you'll be getting a very generous share
21:53This is our final offer
21:57There's a skee-ball hole inside you that can never be filled
22:01Give me the whole thing!
22:03Ah, it's riveting
22:03You know what's cooler than a million points?
22:06A billion points?
22:07Last prompt of round two
22:08Jez
22:08Sam
22:09And Giovanni
22:10Giovanni
22:10Thinly veiled threats from the leads understudy
22:15Have a good show tonight
22:19I'm just putting on the makeup just in case
22:21No, of course
22:23You know what, I'm sorry
22:24I thought you were swinging in for something different tonight
22:26No, no, I'm not on tonight
22:28Oh!
22:28But anything can happen
22:29I just like to stay ready, you know?
22:31Yeah!
22:31Stay ready, absolutely
22:32Yeah!
22:33Your character's shoes are so cute
22:35I can't wait till you put them on
22:37Yeah!
22:38Um, me too
22:39Yeah
22:39Cause I don't know if you noticed the first time in rehearsals
22:42When we were using the other character shoes
22:43Like I almost tripped and fell right into the orchestra pit
22:46Because the heels were just like a little off
22:49Not off enough
22:52Five minutes, ladies
22:53Thank you, five
22:54Thank you, five
22:54And I really need you to watch your stations
22:56Somebody left a bunch of loose marbles in the causeway
23:00Loose marbles?
23:01Loose marbles?
23:02Who would do that?
23:08Tonight the roll of six points will be played by 13 points
23:12Oh!
23:13That brings us to our third and final minigame
23:17This is a little minigame that we like to call Milkman Paperboy
23:20How it works is
23:22One team of players will create a theme song for a TV show
23:26That doesn't exist in the real world
23:28The other pair will enact a scene from that theme song
23:32Now there are only three of you
23:33Did somebody say
23:34Oh!
23:38Oh!
23:39Good job!
23:39Good job, everybody!
23:41Hi!
23:42Hi everyone
23:42And we will be right back after this transition
23:47And we're back
23:48And everyone please welcome Scott Bassarella
23:53And with that
23:54From the combination of Giovanni and Rashawn
23:57Rashawni
23:58Rashawni!
23:59Your leaping off point is
24:01A competition reality show
24:04Competition reality show
24:05A competition reality show
24:12Bright lights are shining above
24:17On a secluded island
24:24There are sharks, there are tigers, and love
24:29And only one can survive
24:35It's the
24:36Eat an animal or it'll eat you show
24:41So eat that animal or it'll eat you
24:45It's the
24:47Eat an animal or it'll eat you show
24:51Oh!
24:52And technicolor
24:54And there's kids
24:58The characters are the animals?
25:02Um, hey Timmy
25:03Yeah?
25:04I'm just a kid
25:05Me too
25:07Team sharks
25:08We think we finally got a shark caught in the rocks
25:12And we're about ready to spear them
25:14To try to eat them
25:15Yeah
25:15See, tiger's doing okay
25:16We got one snared
25:18But we're pretty scared to kill it
25:19Because it's scary
25:20And also
25:21It's an international violation of endangered species
25:24I know
25:24Timmy, listen
25:25I really feel like an alliance is building between us
25:28And I think, um, you're my first crush
25:30Oh my gosh
25:31I don't know if it's the
25:32Facing down death in the teeth of a tiger
25:34Or facing down death in the chomp of a shark
25:37Or the first flush of puberty
25:39But I feel those feelings too
25:41Listen, when it comes to the final fire challenge
25:44Where we have to vote
25:45Tiger, shark, or love
25:47I'm gonna vote love
25:48Oh, I'm voting love too
25:49And just so you know
25:50Clarence has a block of vote
25:52And we're gonna use it
25:53Can I count on your vote for love?
25:55Absolutely
25:55And there's an even number of people on our team now
25:58Because the tiger mauled Keith
26:01Definitely handled players
26:03Sean, would you mind sticking around for round three?
26:06Yay!
26:08And in a double surprise
26:10Scott, would you mind sticking around for round three?
26:12Whoa!
26:13Whoa!
26:14That brings us to round three
26:16Where our players will now hold hands
26:18And jump into the abyss together
26:21Whee!
26:21Whee!
26:23Oh, it's a wave
26:23And it's coming down
26:24Shaw dude
26:25Woo!
26:26Giovanni
26:27Rashaun
26:27Yes?
26:28Tim
26:28A family reads aloud
26:31Their father's will
26:33Smith's son
26:34Uh-huh, uh-huh
26:41Daddy, we...
26:42Uh-huh
26:43Daddy said
26:45Daddy read
26:46Daddy will
26:47Smithy dead
26:48Sorry
26:49Will Smithy dead
26:51We're so sorry
26:52Here's what he left behind for us all
26:54We get
26:55Is in this piece of paper
26:57We'll pass it on down the line
27:00And whatever Daddy Smith decided
27:02I promise
27:03Y'all we're gonna be fine
27:05Miss you so much and you know I'm not lying
27:08From the moment I heard I started crying
27:11Father, you know I loved your spouse
27:13And I'm inheriting a portion of your house
27:17I see you left me a house
27:20In the wild, wild west
27:23Oh shit, there's a spaceship
27:25It's my independence
27:29The pursuit of happiness is what you need
27:32You weren't in that movie Speed
27:34But that's okay
27:38Wow, I get a shark's tail too
27:41Welcome to the city where the heat is on
27:43All night on the beach till the break of dawn
27:46Welcome to Miami
27:49Invenito
27:49Ami, Ami
27:51I think ten little points and your mom got scared
27:58Oh
28:00Next up Giovanni
28:01Rashaun
28:02Ross
28:02Yes sir
28:03Same
28:03Due to budget cuts, this math class is now also sex ed
28:08Algebra, it's really intimidating at first
28:11But the more you know about it, it's actually kind of like a puzzle
28:14And it's a puzzle, much like our changing bodies
28:17Yeah, question
28:19Can you get pregnant if you're at an obtuse angle or an acute angle?
28:24Great question
28:25Without proper birth control, you can get pregnant at any angle
28:30Anybody else?
28:31Yeah
28:32What if you've been trying to solve for yourself for a long time
28:35Uh huh
28:35And the solution just never seems to be coming
28:39Oh
28:39Like your equation is some sort of a late bloomer
28:42Okay
28:42Yeah, question
28:44What if you're like basically in calculus because your phone is also a calculator
28:49And you've been watching porn from a young age
28:52Yeah, and I'd say you're the embodiment of our greatest fears
28:55I know too much
28:56Yeah
28:57Yeah
28:57You know a lot about your Texas instrument
28:59And as long as you cosign, I'm not gonna say anything about it
29:03Trisha's out here calculating the area of four dimensional bodies
29:07And I haven't even gotten out of remedial algebra
29:09Hey, listen
29:10I'm just trying to find the circumference of dad-ass
29:12Oh no, no, no
29:14Just sign of generally
29:16Dad-ass
29:25Dad-ass
29:26It's the last prompt of our game
29:28Keyblade
29:29Players, congratulations
29:31It's a gift prompt
29:33Ohhh
29:33A gift
29:34Month again
29:35Let's see, who from
29:36Oh, what's that?
29:37Hello, my dear friends Jessica, Giovanni, Ross and Rashaun
29:41Oh
29:41Zach here
29:42And if you're seeing this, I am dead
29:44Oh
29:45But I left you the following gift prompt from my estate
29:48Schwimmy Todd, the Demon Narwhal of Fleet Roof
29:53Wow
29:54Swimmy Todd, the demon narwhal of Fleet Reef.
29:59Thank you, Zach.
30:01RIP.
30:02Wow.
30:13Pretend the tale of Swimmy Todd.
30:16Pretend the tale of Swimmy Todd.
30:19A whale who thought his look was odd.
30:23For he swam near the seas that were covered in ice.
30:26And he swam with a knife that could equally slice.
30:29Through seals and his enemies alike.
30:35Pretend the tale of Swimmy Todd.
30:38Pretend the tale of Swimmy Todd.
30:41A horn on face of blubbery butt.
30:44A horn on face of blubbery heart.
30:47A strange thing he tried to be with a single horn
30:50made of ivory.
30:52Attend the tale of Swimmy Todd.
30:58Yes.
30:59I'm the swordfish.
31:00Come for a little trim off the nose.
31:02Oh, no.
31:03The swordfish.
31:04Why, he's got the most power in town.
31:05It is my intention to marry one of my eggs.
31:10See, my friend.
31:13The horn that sticks from my face.
31:18Though some may find it out of place.
31:22Do thee save when I give your swordfish face the closest shape.
31:30You should see my eggs so translucent in the light.
31:35It's practically clear.
31:38Oh, what will she be?
31:40What joy will she bring, my little egg?
31:46Oh!
31:48So you'll see her, I suppose.
31:52At a wedding on some distant morn.
31:57But that will wait eternally.
32:02Swordfish, it's time to eat horn.
32:06No!
32:08Oh, no!
32:09Swimmy Todd done killed the swordfish.
32:12Oh, no, no, look out the reef.
32:14It runs red with blood.
32:16I was supposed to marry a bad fish.
32:18What am I supposed to do with myself now?
32:21I'll be a ward of the state, I guess.
32:23Wait.
32:24Are you my father?
32:26Wait.
32:27You're not a swordfish.
32:28You're a little narwhal.
32:30Yes.
32:30Oh, she's beautiful.
32:32Look at her horn.
32:33What I thought was just out.
32:34Oh, sorry.
32:34You're not a swordfish.
32:35Sorry.
32:35Sorry.
32:36Sorry.
32:37Sorry.
32:38I go up, you go up.
32:39Okay, all right.
32:41And buzz!
32:42Wow, gang.
32:44I could've honestly kept that going.
32:46That really could've been its own whole show.
32:49Its own hour.
32:50Let's say 54 points.
32:52Reprise.
32:53Aw.
32:54That brings us to the end of our show.
32:58Our winner tonight.
32:59Oh, my gosh, you guys.
33:00Oh, my God.
33:02Jess McKenna.
33:03Yes!
33:04Yes!
33:06Wow!
33:06Thanks, y'all.
33:07Thanks, y'all.
33:08You are the recipient of the coveted Golden Eve.
33:11That means I'm not a sinner.
33:12That does it for us here at Make Some Noise.
33:15Tune in next time for Board of the Game Samer.
33:16I'm Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me.
33:19Good night.
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