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00:01ENта
00:01Come on then
00:11Nona-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
00:16-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
00:24Ohhhh!
00:25ce la hows esto?
00:27tazer him
00:28owhy
00:28No, no, no, no, no.
00:58Your arm bells are ringing with me, Mary.
01:00At least your nipples are covered.
01:02Yeah, it's half a battle.
01:03In the week Neil Simpson picked up Team GB's first medal at the Paralympics,
01:09we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:12BBC One had gone all high-tech with the return of the capture.
01:16Deep fakes have become easier to create and harder to protect.
01:22The question we asked ourselves a year ago has become even more urgent.
01:27How can we believe what we see?
01:29That's true. I've fallen for a lot of AI videos online.
01:32Oh, yeah? Oh, they are crazy.
01:34I've seen one of a cat dancing and it had, like, big arms.
01:37Oh, yeah?
01:37And I was like, that's such a weird cat, but obviously it's AI.
01:42Yeah.
01:42Have you ever seen the ones where the cat or the dog run into a bedroom late at night
01:47and start playing the bagpipes?
01:48No.
01:48No, that's very niche, Kelm.
01:50I've got a different algorithm to you.
01:53Misbehaving men were getting the Louis Theroux treatment on Netflix.
01:56Don't embarrass me, all right?
01:58Don't be rude.
01:59That's not the way I've brought you up.
02:00Do not be rude, all right, because it's a reflection on me.
02:02All right, I won't be.
02:03We brought you up with morals and respect and everything, didn't we, Sean?
02:07Mm-hmm.
02:08And you're the same when you're not with us, aren't you, son?
02:10Yeah.
02:12Unless it's the last pork pie on the buffet.
02:16Oh, you're pushing to the front of the queue at the ice cream van when there's kids there.
02:21And married at first sight was as demanding as ever on E4.
02:25I hope that my husband is at least taller than me, of course.
02:31Six foot would be great.
02:32Screw you.
02:39They always say it, don't they?
02:41Piss me right off.
02:51In Hull.
02:52Yeah, so you've got the washing out today?
02:54I did today, yeah, finally, for the first time since I've been back in a month.
02:57Can you believe that?
02:58Oh, hiya, love.
02:58I mean, I bet it's warmer over there.
03:00No, it's not really.
03:01Hiya, Jenny.
03:02Hiya, love.
03:03Best friends Jenny and Lee.
03:05Oh, you're talking to...
03:06It's funny, isn't it?
03:07Every time I roll.
03:08I'm talking to Steve.
03:10Oh.
03:11Hiya, love.
03:13Hello, Jen.
03:14Are you all right?
03:16I'm very well.
03:17Nice to hear you, boys.
03:18Yeah, nice to hear yours and all.
03:20Are you missing me?
03:21Oh, lots, I am.
03:23On Sunday night, Rob Brydon was on the floor again on ITV.
03:28What would your specialist subject be?
03:31Um, the life and times of Britney Spears.
03:33That is so niche, but you'd absolutely nail it.
03:36You're not even slightly competitive, are you?
03:39There's something wrong with me.
03:44You used to work on the shop floor, didn't you, Julie?
03:47I did.
03:47I only expect to get about five.
03:50But if I start doing well, I then become very aggressive.
03:54Yes.
03:55Yeah.
03:55Welcome back to the final of the floor.
03:58The final.
04:00Bloody hell, I thought we'd never get here after nine weeks.
04:02World's longest game show.
04:04You've gone for potatoes.
04:07Potatoes?
04:07I know a few potatoes.
04:09I do.
04:10Potatoes?
04:11Yeah.
04:12Well, baked, isn't it?
04:13Chips.
04:14And?
04:16As the specials.
04:19You need to name the food item or dish that contains potatoes.
04:25Oh, well, this shouldn't be too hard, because we're pretty well up on spuds.
04:28Yeah.
04:33Just calm yourself.
04:34I can't, Jane, I can't.
04:35We're talking about potatoes.
04:40Hashbrowns!
04:41Hashbrowns!
04:41Had those this morning.
04:43Hashbrowns?
04:44I had a Mackey's brekkie yesterday and I put my hashbrown in the burger.
04:50Potato salad!
04:52Potato salad!
04:53That's the thing Mum can't make!
04:54Need potatoes?
04:56Potato salad?
04:57Not too keen on potato salad, actually.
05:00I'd have it if there were no other option for potato.
05:04Gnocchi.
05:05Oh!
05:06Baby potato.
05:07No, Gnocchi!
05:08Gnocchi!
05:08Oh, I've had a Gnocchi before.
05:10Gnocchi!
05:11I've had a Gnocchi.
05:12Yeah.
05:12Gnocchi!
05:14Gnocchi?
05:14Gnocchi.
05:15Oh, that's how shit they make.
05:16Gnocchi's potato?
05:17Yes.
05:18Sullen.
05:20What's that?
05:21Potato Bravis, is it?
05:23Sagaloo.
05:24Really?
05:26Pass.
05:27Oh, Sagaloo, I would never have got that.
05:30Crickets!
05:32Crockets!
05:33Potato crockets!
05:34Croquettes.
05:36With a mayonnaise dip, actually.
05:40Waffles!
05:41Waffles?
05:43Oh, Mum, you like to call them waffles.
05:45Yeah, I do.
05:46Which really does my head in.
05:47I put mine in the toaster.
05:49I'm me, I always have.
05:50Quicker, innit?
05:51Shortcut, innit?
05:53Er, pie.
05:54What the fuck is that?
05:56That looks like mashed potato.
05:57Cannon.
05:58What the hell is that?
05:59That's mash with cheese and chives.
06:01Cheese and pie.
06:04Simon.
06:05Carl Connan?
06:06Never heard of that in me life.
06:08Wedges!
06:09I've got one.
06:13Quiche.
06:15Omelette.
06:17Fajita.
06:18Fajita.
06:18Fajita?
06:19That's not a fajita.
06:20Spanish omelettes.
06:21It's a Spanish omelette.
06:22Oh, pass.
06:23Oh, it is a Spanish.
06:25It is a Spanish.
06:26Ah!
06:27Oh!
06:30Saves, you bastard, right?
06:34Hot pot?
06:35Yes.
06:36That's a hot pot.
06:37Lancashire hot pot.
06:38Oh, you're flying on this, surely, now.
06:41Oh, pass.
06:43Lancashire hot pot?
06:48There is not a potato dish out there that we can't name.
06:51There's not a potato dish out there that I don't like.
06:58In Wiltshire...
06:59Turned towards me and I said, oh no, you don't suit a parting.
07:03It adds 30 to 40 years onto you.
07:06Giles and his wife, Mary.
07:09Oh, no.
07:10Yes.
07:10You're not going to give me a Beatles.
07:12Yes.
07:12You're going to make me look like Ringo Starr, Mary.
07:15The man I want to look like most in the world...
07:18Let me see.
07:19...is the lead singer of a pop group called Verve.
07:23The Verve.
07:24Yeah.
07:25Who was called Richard Ashcroft.
07:27That was years ago.
07:28And I want to look like that.
07:30OK.
07:30I want to be tall and thin...
07:33..and I want to look slightly menacing.
07:36And you're turning me up, you're making me look like, um...
07:39Schoolboy.
07:41John Boy from the Waltons.
07:42Yeah.
07:43Or the Milky Bar kid.
07:45On Monday night, E4 took us down under
07:48to see a new bunch of strangers say, I do.
07:51But this is it, this is me now.
07:52I'm happy.
07:53I'm happy now.
07:54I've got my maths.
07:54Well, you clearly like weddings.
07:56You've had three of them.
07:57Yeah.
07:58That's true.
07:59I don't intend to have any more.
08:00I fucking hope not.
08:01Yeah.
08:04Are you and Josh going to write your own vows?
08:06Who else would do it for us, like?
08:08I'd probably get ChatGBT to do mine.
08:11I won't go on this show, mate.
08:13It's just a bit of a weird vibe.
08:17Like, you don't know what you're getting into.
08:19You want to give Summit a fucking go.
08:20You're still living here at home, aren't you, Sean?
08:22Maybe you ought to try it.
08:24I'm at your service.
08:26Welcome.
08:28Let's camera action.
08:30I've seen her.
08:32Alyssa, already seen her on socials.
08:34Have you?
08:35Yeah.
08:35You know, I'm like maths superfan.
08:37Who's your daddy?
08:39I'm my daddy.
08:40Who's a slay queen?
08:41I'm my slay queen.
08:41Who's she talking to?
08:42Myself.
08:43What's a slay queen, Ronnie?
08:45I ain't got a clue in it.
08:47Are you going to have a productive day?
08:48Yeah, I'm going to have a productive day.
08:49We're going to get shit done.
08:50Cheers.
08:50Oh, she's doing her affirmations in the mirror.
08:53Yeah, don't you?
08:54No.
08:55Yeah, either love me or you don't.
08:57I need a daddy.
08:59Hopefully you find me a daddy.
09:00What?
09:01I need a daddy.
09:02She just said, I need a daddy.
09:03I heard what she said.
09:04You said it once, darling.
09:05No, I've never fucking said that in my life.
09:07You got it.
09:07Behave yourself.
09:09I'm David, 31, and I'm from Brisbane.
09:12And I'm an e-commerce product manager.
09:15But I've been a rap artist for the last 10 years.
09:18He's a rapper.
09:19By the day, he's an e-commerce product manager.
09:22By the night, he's Central Sea, bro.
09:25I wake up every day, and the first song I put on is 50 Cent Hustle's Ambition.
09:30Who doesn't love me at 50 Cent?
09:31Who doesn't?
09:32I'm down with 50 Cent.
09:33Oh, never do that again, please.
09:35Oh, no, eh?
09:36How do you know?
09:40I am taking the biggest risk I've ever taken.
09:43Oh, she looks very attractive.
09:45She looks stunning, they look.
09:46I've got to be fair.
09:48When I look eyes at him, I'll know.
09:53Oh, she's happy.
09:55She's happy.
09:56Did you see her?
09:57She likes him.
09:59Hi.
09:59How are you?
10:00Good.
10:00How are you?
10:01What's your name?
10:01I'm Alyssa.
10:02Alyssa, you look stunning.
10:05Oh, ain't he a sweet.
10:06Oh, he's a sweetie, ain't he?
10:09Yeah, this is a lot, isn't it?
10:11It is.
10:12It's much.
10:12You're doing well.
10:13You're doing really well.
10:16Is she nervous or something?
10:18Is she all right?
10:19She's not the confident, outspoken Alyssa we saw a minute ago, is she?
10:22She's not.
10:23Marriage is a commitment that calls for openness, vulnerability and the courage to take this.
10:29Is she going to throw up?
10:30Is she going to fade?
10:31Is she going to pass out?
10:31Is she going to throw up?
10:32What's up with you, dear?
10:33I'm getting nervous, Simon.
10:34Yeah.
10:36I'm really, really sorry.
10:38What?
10:38No.
10:40I don't think I can marry you.
10:42What?
10:43No way.
10:45Oh, no.
10:46What's up with her?
10:47I can probably understand.
10:49Poor David.
10:51David looks like somebody's kicked him in knackers.
10:54Well, that's what it'd feel like.
10:57Not until we get on one knee and propose to him first.
11:01Oh, my God.
11:02Oh, you starved.
11:05You sure was a bleeding, you know.
11:10I'm lost for words.
11:11I'm gobsmarked, you cheeky fucker.
11:14There's a time and a place for a joke and it ain't at the altar on your wedding day.
11:18I have to do it right now.
11:21Yeah, you have to get on one knee.
11:22Oh, are you serious here?
11:24Oh, Alyssa, I'm not sure this is the way you want to go.
11:30I can't tell if you're being serious.
11:31Oh, she's being serious.
11:33Yeah, yeah.
11:34Serious is a heart attack.
11:35Right, David, I just need you to get on one knee so we can move past this because I cannot
11:38cope.
11:42He did it!
11:43Of course, he was always going to do it.
11:44No, I'd be going, I'd be going.
11:46Oh, you're taking the royal heart of me here.
11:49Yeah.
11:50Will you marry me, Alyssa?
11:52Yes, David.
11:53Oh, at least she said yes.
11:56She's a bugger.
11:57There's mind games going on all over the place.
12:00Yeah, that's already, even before they've exchanged vows.
12:03You've only known each other ten minutes.
12:04Oh, God.
12:04You may now kiss the bride, too.
12:11Oh, oh, oh!
12:12Oh!
12:14Going for it.
12:15Oh, that's like a kiss in a nightclub when you're 16.
12:17What the hell is that?
12:22Oh, stop it!
12:24Oh, no, that's going too far.
12:26Stop now, thank you very much.
12:27You've made a point.
12:28You see, me and Paige on our wedding day, you know, we had a little, it was a peck, not
12:34really a kiss.
12:35Yeah.
12:36Because Paige's a bit embarrassed in front of, I think it's mainly her dad.
12:39She's like, you know, I don't want to give you a kiss in front of me, and I get that.
12:42Which is hilarious, because on her wedding day, she was six months pregnant.
12:46Correct.
12:56In Leeds.
12:57So, what did you get up to this weekend?
12:59Because I was out without you, which was weird.
13:01Got hit on by some 30-year-olds, though.
13:03Oh, did I?
13:04Yeah.
13:05Any numbers exchanged?
13:06Absolutely not.
13:06OK.
13:07Best friends Danielle and Daniela.
13:10It was inappropriate.
13:11Oh.
13:12It just felt inappropriate.
13:13Yeah.
13:14Do you know what I mean?
13:15Sleazy.
13:15Well, no, not even sleazy.
13:17It just felt like I wanted to ask him, like, what he wants to do when he grows up.
13:23Do you know what I mean?
13:23Like, what do you want to be when you grow up?
13:25I want to be a police officer.
13:27And if I feel like that, it's inappropriate.
13:29Yeah.
13:29Yeah.
13:30This week, our favourite awkward interviewer dipped his toe into a murky macho world on Netflix.
13:38You're like Louis Theroux, don't you, Sean?
13:40Massive fan.
13:41I even named my son after him.
13:44Inside the manosphere.
13:46Basically, inside the minds of misogynistic men, ma'am.
13:50Oh, dear.
13:51I did a documentary today with this guy, Louis Theroux.
13:53Theroux!
13:54I don't know who he is, but apparently he's a respected documentarian.
13:57Brilliant.
13:58I love it when they don't actually know who he is.
14:01Man, you know this Brit cuck is going to make a hit piece, right?
14:03This Brit cuck.
14:04He's so woke, his wife makes him pee sitting down.
14:06What's wrong with a sit-down wee?
14:08I often treat myself to a sit-down wee.
14:10I'll make you pee sitting down.
14:12If your bitch is going to a club when you say no, destroy her fucking life.
14:17I beg your fucking pardon.
14:18Is that real?
14:19Yes.
14:20This is what these guys are saying on the internet and kids are watching it.
14:26I love it when a documentary comes on because you think, oh, it's time to learn.
14:31And really, we like learning, don't we?
14:34After protracted negotiations, I'd arranged two days of filming with an influencer named Harrison Sullivan.
14:40Harrison Sullivan.
14:41Do you know him?
14:42No.
14:43Permission to come aboard.
14:44We've got some big cameras, mate.
14:46Yeah, of course we do.
14:47We're the real deal.
14:48Exactly.
14:48We're the real deal with the big books, not some knobhead with a GoPro.
14:52What the fuck are you doing with your life?
14:54I'm waking up.
14:55My two grand a night, Villa.
14:56Why she straddled on him like that?
14:58It's horrible.
14:59Out in Ibiza, living the fucking life.
15:01Yeah, but it ain't yours, is it?
15:03You're paying rent, you wanker.
15:04But you've got to think, there's young kids that will see that like teenage guys and go like that.
15:08He, that is what you want in life, isn't it?
15:10What he's doing.
15:11That's the problem.
15:11Harrison streams under the name H.S. Tiki-Toki.
15:14Tiki-Toki?
15:15What a dumbass name.
15:17It is, isn't it?
15:18It's like the name of a clown, isn't it?
15:20It is a clown.
15:20When I hear that in my mind, I just think of like big shoes and a nose that honks.
15:25Just 23, he is famous for his offensive content.
15:28He's popped up on my feed a lot and it's because of the outrageous stuff he says.
15:32It's like that Katie Hopkins, like they say things offensively on purpose for attention.
15:37Most people would know you as a content creator.
15:39What would you say is the message?
15:40I coach boys how to be fucking boys.
15:44I teach guys to be proper guys, not these little soya boys, gimps that walk around in the modern day.
15:51What, ordinary nice people?
15:52Just a normal, honest, good, hardworking, decent people.
15:57I like to start, I normally train a little bit earlier in the day.
15:59I like to start my day off working out, doing hard things.
16:05Are you alright there, lad? You talking to yourself?
16:08What, do I not talk to them? Talk to you?
16:11We're not on social media now, this is a real documentary.
16:13Oh, okay, this is TV.
16:14Yeah, you need to talk to Louis.
16:16You're not. That's a real bad man thing, you know.
16:19Louis is a real bad man.
16:20It's start of what he's doing, he's making him out to be a bit of it.
16:24To be a prick, yeah.
16:26Do you manage OnlyFans, girls?
16:28I don't personally manage them, but I bought an agency that does.
16:32Do I agree with it? No.
16:34Eh?
16:34Not what my daughter will be involved with.
16:37I'd disown my daughter, like, as in.
16:39Oh, you would?
16:40Oh.
16:41Now, this is where the double stand comes in.
16:44Disgusting.
16:45Same way if my son come out gay.
16:48Here we come to the crux of it, Natty.
16:51Homophobia.
16:52Me think the lady doth protest too much.
16:55Oh, yeah.
16:56Do your values come from your mum, mainly?
16:58No, my mum's very, my mum's different.
17:00Like, my mum would be disappointed that I said that.
17:02Exactly.
17:03Well, do you know what?
17:04He should know bloody better then.
17:06She hates racism.
17:08She hates, like, homophobia.
17:10Sexism.
17:11Sexism.
17:12She hates sexism.
17:14She hates all that shit.
17:15And how did she raise you, then?
17:16I wouldn't like him as a son.
17:17No, I'd say I want nothing to do with you.
17:20What a horrible person.
17:21You've got 500,000 people on your Telegram, right?
17:24Yeah.
17:24And you're advertising OnlyFans' goals on there.
17:27Yeah.
17:28Do you think there's a contradiction there?
17:30No, because I openly say I don't give a fuck, and I'm doing it for money.
17:33So all he cares about is money.
17:35Why not try and be a good person?
17:40Yes, why not try and be a good person?
17:42That doesn't make him money.
17:44If I'd just done good things, I would never have really blown up on social media in the first place.
17:49That's the whole stick.
17:51That's the whole stick.
17:52It's like, do I agree with it?
17:52No.
17:53Do I profit off it?
17:53Yes.
17:54And that's, like, the bottom line.
17:55Make money and let the mums down.
17:57That's it.
17:59Good job.
17:59Well done.
18:01I hope you're proud of him.
18:03Later, Louis got to meet the woman who raised Tiki-Toki.
18:07You must be Elaine.
18:08I am, Elaine.
18:08You must be Louis.
18:09I am.
18:10Is that his mum?
18:10The mum looks like Vanessa Feltz, doesn't she?
18:13Thanks for doing this.
18:14You're welcome.
18:15Elaine, we need to have a word with you.
18:17We need some answers.
18:18Are you a fan of HS's content?
18:21Well, I don't think of him as HS.
18:23He's Harrison.
18:24He's a character.
18:25So we're compartmentalising that one.
18:27That's not my son.
18:28That's compartmentalisation at its finest.
18:31You've talked about wanting traditional gender roles and actually thinking that, in general,
18:36men should order women around, right?
18:38Men should order women around.
18:40I think that's a bit of an extreme.
18:41He's a two-faced.
18:43He doesn't say in front of his mum, that's why.
18:45Oh, now mummy's here.
18:47Now mummy's here, we're not such a big man, are we?
18:49You have said that you thought that you'd be better to marry a virgin.
18:53Yeah, ideally.
18:55Look at his mum's face.
18:57She's like...
18:58Why do I want a teen that's been run for her?
19:00Oh.
19:02Oh, fuck me.
19:03The fact that he's even saying that in front of his mum, it just says a lot.
19:07That type of thing.
19:08The way women are stereotyped if they have multiple partners to the way that men are,
19:14I find it extraordinary.
19:17Tell your son that.
19:18But it's been like that since the beginning of time.
19:21She's making excuses for him.
19:23She's trying to defend the indefensible Mary.
19:26Yeah.
19:26She's too soft, man.
19:28You know what it is?
19:28She just don't want to pee off, she don't want to pee Mr Tiki Toki off because he won't
19:33be sending no money to her account.
19:34Most women in the world are not like my mum.
19:37Most are thick.
19:38Most.
19:39Most are thick.
19:41Oh, you're...
19:46Most women.
19:47Sorry, in the handful that you've met.
19:49Do you know, I think the main problem with HS, Nutty, I think he's a bit thick.
19:53Don't you think?
19:54A bit?
19:55He's very thick, Charles.
19:57All just for rage bait, doesn't believe anything he's saying.
20:00He doesn't actually believe it, doesn't want it for his own children, wouldn't say it
20:03in front of his mum.
20:06Imposter.
20:06Young boys are on social media, scrolling through and thinking how this is your supposed...
20:11This is how you're supposed to be coming up as a man.
20:13If you don't teach your kids, this is what they're going to learn.
20:19In hall.
20:20I've got all my washing in gently to do with this, you know.
20:22I know you have to fold them straight away so they get all creased.
20:25Eh?
20:25I don't like hanging in shape.
20:27Do you know something?
20:27I can't do these fitted sheets, you know.
20:29I know, because I don't...
20:30To be fair.
20:31Best friends, Jenny and Lee.
20:33They just...
20:34They just never go right, do they?
20:37Just get the corners.
20:38Just...
20:39Just get the corners, get the corners.
20:41Try again, get the corners, but it just worked.
20:43Here, I'll show you how to do it.
20:45Here, give us it, I'll do it.
20:48What?
20:49Give us it, I'll do it.
20:51What?
20:52You...
20:53Here.
20:53Ha ha!
20:54It's done.
20:54Ha ha, you can't.
20:56It's waffing me in the face.
20:58On Sunday night, Channel 5 was investigating something that keeps us up at night.
21:04I'm a rotisserie sleeper.
21:05You move a lot.
21:07I'm literally...
21:08I go round in circles.
21:09So, you know when a dog's getting ready to go to sleep and they go round in a few circles
21:13before they settle on their spot?
21:14Yeah.
21:14I'm exactly the same.
21:16We spend more than a third of our lives sleeping.
21:19I wish.
21:20See, I like anything between eight and ten hours.
21:23Yeah, I could only dream of eight hours.
21:26I like what you did there.
21:27We spend less time considering a mattress, then we will do an air fryer.
21:30We've got the top of the range air fryer and the cheekers.
21:33Oh, the cheap mattress, huh?
21:34Yeah.
21:36Me and Nat need a new mattress.
21:39Ours is shite.
21:40One side's got a dip in.
21:42Obviously my side.
21:43And Nat's back's knackered from rolling into the dip and getting stuck in my side.
21:48Like a sinkhole.
21:49Yeah.
21:50Nick and Sarah Chapman from Cambridge had been married for 22 years.
21:5522 years is nothing, is it?
21:57Not a loss.
21:58No.
21:58When sleep issues began to interfere with their marital happiness.
22:02Oh, yeah.
22:03That sounds like me and Nat.
22:04Well, you can well understand.
22:06You can get very edgy, can't you, when you...
22:07Oh, Christ, that's it.
22:08You know when you...
22:09Sleep deprivation, they call it, don't you?
22:11Somebody pisses you off in bed.
22:13You've had it.
22:15By the time the couple's kids had grown up, Sarah was beginning to suffer regular sleepless nights.
22:21I know that feeling.
22:23I was up last night having a raspberry breath full.
22:26Ah, well, that's your problem.
22:27You don't eat enough before you go to bed, so you're hungry.
22:29I was fast asleep.
22:30I would turn over.
22:32I'd bounce up and down and that would wake you up.
22:34Two single beds, mate.
22:36That's what you need.
22:37Oh, there's nothing worse, innit?
22:39Oh, but there's such an easy solution.
22:41Different rooms.
22:42Innit?
22:42I think at our worst days...
22:45Say it.
22:45It was like sleeping on a bouncy castle.
22:47Oh, no, that's not good.
22:48Oh, no, poor woman.
22:49I feel sorry for Nick, don't you?
22:51Well, she doesn't hold back Sarah, does she?
22:53Their mattresses have been too...
22:55Too springy, mate.
22:56Yeah, you don't want that, Jim.
22:57You needed a bit of...
22:58I get into bed and you bounce out of it.
23:00Yeah.
23:02I love that.
23:03Where's she going now?
23:04I used to really get angry with Nick about, you know,
23:09turning over.
23:10Yes, you did.
23:10Almost at the point where I was almost upset by him breathing.
23:16Yeah.
23:16I know the feeling, love.
23:19Because when I turn around and Dave's breathing...
23:22Upset with him breathing!
23:23That's not a good place to be in this.
23:24No, no, that...
23:25When somebody's just physiologically staying alive
23:28upsets you and pisses you off?
23:30Yeah.
23:30And you're married to that person?
23:31That's not good, but...
23:32I felt that with you once.
23:34But the million-dollar question is...
23:35Which is Britain's best mattress?
23:39Oh, here we are, Jill.
23:40Oh, now, which is Britain's best mattress?
23:43Because I want to know now.
23:44I've never been mattress shopping.
23:45Is this a thing?
23:46My eye!
23:48Mattress shopping?
23:49We've got luxury brand Vice Spring.
23:51They performed really well for mattress comfort.
23:53Vice Spring?
23:54Not Vice Spring.
23:55I've never heard of Vice Spring.
23:56I've got a silent night.
23:58I wonder how much one of them sets you back.
24:01Loads.
24:02Their top-end model will set you back
24:04more than £30,000.
24:06£30,000?!
24:07Oh, piss off.
24:08Get stuffed.
24:09Yeah, fuck you off.
24:10I could buy a house.
24:12I don't care what you say.
24:13No.
24:13I'd be up all night thinking about the date that minute.
24:16Another surprising performer who did well
24:18across the board was IKEA,
24:19so they did well.
24:20Oh, IKEA.
24:22Doesn't surprise me.
24:23Our sofa's from there.
24:24Scandies are efficient.
24:25Well, I think this will be more our cup of tea.
24:27We can afford IKEA.
24:28I can go to IKEA.
24:29But remember,
24:30the answer to which is Britain's best mattress is...
24:33It's the one that's right for you.
24:36Oh, my God.
24:37That's disappointing.
24:38They're like, we actually didn't find out.
24:39So we've watched all that for him to tell us
24:41to go and just try him.
24:42It's the one that's right for you.
24:44Netflix will be a thing of the past
24:46for Channel 5 doing television like this.
24:48What's the first thing you do
24:49when you wake up in the morning?
24:51Oh, shit.
24:52What?
24:53I go, oh, shit.
24:55I thought you said go for us.
24:57No way.
24:58It's quite dramatic.
25:09In Blackpool...
25:10Do you know what, right?
25:11I took Eva to nursery the other day...
25:13Yeah.
25:14..and I had to do her hair.
25:15Oh, God.
25:16Well, it's actually quite hard doing girls' hair, you know.
25:19Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
25:21I'm not used to working with long hair.
25:23You know, putting a bobble in.
25:24I didn't actually realise how hard it is putting a bobble in.
25:27Yeah.
25:28What style did you go for, like munchies or top knot?
25:31No, just the thing at the back.
25:32Boner.
25:33Yeah.
25:34Basic.
25:34You can go to a thing there where you have a beer
25:37and learn how to do your kids hair.
25:39There's groups.
25:40Is there, actually?
25:41Yeah.
25:42That's quite sad, then.
25:43I might go.
25:44Yeah.
25:45Because it is...
25:46Like, I thought it'd be like tying a bin bag.
25:49You know, just a quick...
25:50Done.
25:52On Monday night, a couple of middle-aged men
25:54were mucking about again on you and Dave.
25:57Brrrr.
25:58Brrrr.
26:00Brrrr.
26:01This is a road trip.
26:03Do you know what that is?
26:05It's where two men who get on while going.
26:07Bromance and road trip.
26:08Yeah.
26:11I really do love Will and Ralph.
26:13Although, they're like your kids.
26:15You shouldn't have a favourite, but I do.
26:17And it's Ralph.
26:19You've said to me, on more than one occasion,
26:21on our podcast or whatever,
26:23you've said to me,
26:23do you know what I'd really love to do?
26:25I'd love to be in the circus.
26:27Oh, my God, I'd love to be in a circus.
26:29That could have been my dream job.
26:30You need help.
26:31Oh, I'd love to be in a circus.
26:33Would you?
26:34No, I wouldn't.
26:35No, there's clowns.
26:36I don't want to bloody anywhere near a circus.
26:41Okay, knees up.
26:43Trapeze!
26:44I didn't know that was in Paisley.
26:46That's wild.
26:46You don't know what anything's going on in your front doorstep,
26:48do you?
26:49Nah.
26:49And that's in a community centre.
26:51They've got a good community centre.
26:52I've seen the roof.
26:53Is that for the pensioners?
26:56Hands off.
26:57Look up.
26:59Legs straight.
27:00Oh!
27:03Look at the faces.
27:04Oh, they're frightened.
27:06So, we're going to start with the very first trick
27:07that everyone starts with on flying trapeze,
27:08which is a knee hang.
27:09I'm going to assume that's where you hang with your knees.
27:11You stood up when you was a kid.
27:12On a monkey-wise, isn't it?
27:13Yeah, that's not even a trick.
27:14Taking your hands off,
27:15hanging from your knees,
27:16as you swing through towards the catcher,
27:18the catcher will grab you first,
27:20and then you take your legs off the bar
27:21and you go for a swing on the catcher.
27:22That's the first stage!
27:25That's not a knee hang.
27:26That's a knee hang, full swing, everything.
27:28Yeah.
27:29I have to say, I'm loving the outfits.
27:30Thanks, mate.
27:31I noticed that you're not sporting one.
27:33Oh, no.
27:34Oh, yes.
27:35You go first.
27:40Tell you what, though,
27:41that ladder looks really sturdy.
27:42Oh, yes.
27:43Oh, no.
27:44I don't even like that a lot, though.
27:46You don't have to think.
27:47Just do what you're told when you're told it.
27:50Oh, my God.
27:51That's so high.
27:52No.
27:53Oh, look at that.
27:54I've probably done with that.
27:55Oh, my God.
27:56No, I'm sorry.
27:57I can't let it go.
27:58There's no way.
27:59No, I'd be the same.
28:00I won't be able to go over edge.
28:02It's such a big gaff.
28:04Yeah.
28:04Yeah.
28:05No, I'm sorry, sir.
28:06I can't.
28:06Seriously.
28:07Don't do it.
28:08Do it.
28:08Don't do it.
28:09Grab it.
28:09Leap of faith.
28:10Yeah, but you've got a safety net.
28:12Oh, yeah.
28:13Would you do it?
28:14No.
28:15I can't do it.
28:16I can't.
28:17Get me down.
28:18I'm not doing it.
28:18I can't do it.
28:19Stop doing it.
28:21Oh, no.
28:22The embarrassment of coming back down that ladder, I'd have to just throw myself off.
28:27Oh, no.
28:28Even if I fall to my death, I'm going.
28:30You ready?
28:30Yep.
28:31Go for it.
28:31There's no way.
28:33I've been rough.
28:33Come on, rough.
28:34He has to do it.
28:35Ralph's going to show him off.
28:36He's got to.
28:37You ready?
28:38Yeah.
28:39Yeah.
28:39Is he going?
28:40I think so.
28:41Go on.
28:42You can do it.
28:42Go on.
28:43Here we go.
28:43So, bend, jump.
28:45That's it.
28:46Oh!
28:47Ooh, there we go.
28:48Relax now.
28:49Knees up.
28:50Put them on.
28:51Yep, under the bar.
28:52Go, go, go.
28:53Oh, he's got his legs over.
28:56OK, gently hands off.
28:58Look right up.
28:59Oh, my God.
29:01Legs straight.
29:04Oh, my God.
29:06He's a bloody natural at it.
29:08Light work for Ralph.
29:09Light work.
29:10Bloody hell.
29:13What a bastard.
29:14He's going to need to go and do it now.
29:15He will have to do it now, but I still wouldn't do it.
29:18Yeah, you got it.
29:19Just stay there.
29:20Oh, he's got both hands on.
29:21Oh, he's going to do it.
29:22Come on, you have to do it now.
29:24You're safe.
29:24He's got your hands.
29:25Jump.
29:26There's no way back now, is there?
29:28He's got to do it.
29:29Push him.
29:30One, two, three.
29:31Jump.
29:31Go, go, go.
29:32Yes.
29:32Here we go.
29:33He's going for it.
29:34Go on, Storm.
29:36Yeah.
29:37Nice.
29:38OK, ready?
29:38Knees up, Will.
29:39Get your knees up.
29:40You're just swinging.
29:41You're just swinging, Will.
29:43Knees up now.
29:44There's fucking nonsense.
29:45I've lifted my knees up.
29:48He's just going to swing to a salt.
29:50He's just dangling like a sack of potatoes.
29:53Ready?
29:54Let go.
29:54Let go now.
29:55When I say, yes.
29:57Oh.
29:59Well, he did it.
30:01He launched himself.
30:03It's a step closer.
30:04Great to know that that's actually on our front doorstep so I can actively avoid it.
30:07But listen, anytime we're in Paisley, you know where to go.
30:10Yeah, I'll be anywhere but there.
30:14You can go, Ram.
30:15How independent is this?
30:17My dad rang and said, hi, Abs.
30:19Do you want fish and chips?
30:21I said, nope.
30:22I'm making myself a Sunday dinner.
30:24Best friends, Abby and Georgia.
30:27So the mash was homemade.
30:29Brilliant.
30:29I peeled the potato myself.
30:31What kind of sausages were there?
30:33You know, normal.
30:36You don't eat meat?
30:38Meat free, obviously.
30:40Corn sausages.
30:41Yeah.
30:42Right.
30:42In the air fryer.
30:44Oh.
30:44They were definitely undercooked though.
30:46They were anemic.
30:47That photo you showed me I thought looked a little bit anemic but I wasn't.
30:50Actually, it still looked frozen.
30:52I think I might have been.
30:54I'm learning though.
30:57On Monday, the global impact of the war in Iran was making headlines on the BBC.
31:02I'm loving the news at the moment.
31:04It makes you feel better about living here in Stretford.
31:07Nothing wrong with living here in Stretford.
31:09That's exactly it.
31:09I love living here.
31:10I'm loving it.
31:11Do you think I'm at that level where I can crochet and watch the news at the same time?
31:15Considering it's taken you over a week to make that one small square, I'm going to say no.
31:20Hello, welcome to the BBC News at 1.
31:23Oil prices have soared again today.
31:25Oh my God.
31:26As the United States and Israel's war with Iran continues to create turmoil across the Middle East.
31:32Surprise, surprise!
31:34We're lucky we don't have oil, aren't we?
31:37How do you think we drive around in the car, Mary?
31:40That's diesel, isn't it?
31:41It's the same.
31:42The benchmark oil price has passed $100 a barrel.
31:47You see, that means nothing to me.
31:48$100 a barrel.
31:49I don't know.
31:50What is the normal price of a barrel?
31:52I know, because we don't buy oil in crude form by the barrel, do we?
31:56No.
31:56That's for the first time since 2022.
31:59Once oil's gone up, that's it.
32:01Everything's gone up.
32:02Everything's going up.
32:03Everything.
32:04Everything's already gone up.
32:06It can't go up anymore.
32:07You know that some oil companies put the price up as the price of oil goes up, but there is
32:12no correlation.
32:15They're not paying any extra.
32:16Because they're paying that in three months' time.
32:18This is the Strait of Hormuz, a vital shipping lane off Iran's coast.
32:22I never actually realised how close all of the UAE is to Iran.
32:26Millions of barrels of oil are normally transported every day.
32:29But as you can see, almost nothing is moving today.
32:33Why did you say as you can see?
32:34Well, you can't see red because you're colourblind.
32:37Oh, I see.
32:39Oh, I see.
32:39So everyone else can see, except I can't because I'm colourblind.
32:44The slowdown has sent oil prices soaring and led to wider warnings about the cost of living.
32:50The impact of this going up will just mean that I will end up saying,
32:54how much?
32:55Even more than I already do.
32:57Yeah, and you do that to everything that you purchase.
32:59Some of us Britons cannot see what he's on about, Nick Erdly, because we're colourblind.
33:06All right.
33:07And therefore, as a victim group, I would require a discount on my television licence.
33:16Rising production costs could have broader consequences.
33:19For example, if fertiliser prices go up, so too could the price of food.
33:24Do you know what's sad?
33:25We're here thinking about, like, the impact to our finances and there's actually people
33:30out there losing their freaking lives.
33:31I would just say on energy prices for households, the energy price cap is in place until June.
33:38Oh, great.
33:39June, brilliant.
33:40Golf clap.
33:40It's in for three months.
33:42And therefore, we're not anticipating that that is going to change, which will give a degree
33:48of reassurance.
33:48He just doesn't give a degree of reassurance, does he?
33:51I feel like it's not a good time to do anything by the sound of it.
33:54Literally, just...
33:55Just stop living.
33:56Everyone just stop.
33:58Why don't we become self-sufficient and start growing all our own fresh produce and processing
34:05our own meat?
34:06I know.
34:06Let's eat your chickens.
34:08Careful.
34:17In Leeds.
34:18I've had my tattoo finished.
34:19Oh, my God!
34:21What do you think?
34:22Do you like?
34:23Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
34:25How much does that cost you?
34:28Well, you're just paying dribs and drabs when you don't get it all done in one go, don't
34:32you?
34:32So, it's basically free.
34:34But, yeah.
34:36Cheap work ain't good and good work ain't cheap.
34:40Yeah.
34:40And I'm really happy with it.
34:42So...
34:43And that's the motto you will live and die by.
34:45Exactly.
34:46On Sunday night, our favourite CCTV drama was back on BBC One.
34:52I've heard about this.
34:53It's a conspiracy.
34:56Thriller?
34:56Thriller.
34:57Jenny, I've watched the first two series of this and it's been brilliant.
35:00Oh.
35:01Dead series, this one.
35:01Right.
35:02Dead series.
35:03I'll have to catch up then.
35:04DOL 987 from Warsaw, at gate 12.
35:08Baggage reclaiming information to follow.
35:10Hello.
35:11He looks a dodgy character, doesn't he?
35:13Yeah.
35:16Oh, cameras, hello.
35:20Oh, look.
35:21What's he got on his phone, Sarah?
35:27He don't look like that picture, does he?
35:30Er, no, he don't.
35:32He don't look anything like that picture.
35:34What is that?
35:35What is he doing?
35:39If I was awoken beside him in the airport, I'd be saying to me mum,
35:44cos I usually go away with me mum, I'd be saying,
35:46Mum, Mum, look at him.
35:49I don't feel safe.
35:57Oh, it's going doobly-doobly.
35:59No way.
36:01What's happening?
36:02Why is your face changing?
36:06He's hacked to the bloody machine, Daniela.
36:09This is called correction, Jenny.
36:11This is what correction does.
36:18Oh, he's not happy with that camera.
36:19Why is he not happy with that camera?
36:28Oh, do not match.
36:30Video signals do not match.
36:32They've got him.
36:33Mum, it's working.
36:34Camera location?
36:36Heathrow T5, immigration.
36:38He's beaten the E-gate, not our camera.
36:41It's two different faces.
36:43Yeah, exactly.
36:44The cameras have picked up that he's changing his identity
36:47as he's going along.
36:54He knows he's rumbled.
36:56What's he going to do?
36:57I don't know.
36:58Contact, contact, pos ID.
36:59Target passing back.
37:00He's reclaimed seven.
37:01Well, they'll catch him down there anyway,
37:03cos he'll be waiting a good 20 minutes for his back.
37:05The suitcase, exactly.
37:10Where is he?
37:11That's not him.
37:13That's not him.
37:14No eyes on suspect.
37:15It's not your man.
37:16How has he done that?
37:17He's a cheeky, what's it?
37:18So he threw his correction onto somebody else in the airport
37:22and he's buggered off somewhere else.
37:26Cameras everywhere, really, isn't it?
37:28Like, you can't even buy anything in the shop
37:29without being on the cameras.
37:31No.
37:31What I find humbling is if I want to remember
37:37if I've locked the car, I go on my ring doorbell
37:41and watch it back.
37:42Quite a humbling experience seeing yourself on a ring doorbell.
37:45Well, for you it will be.
37:47A bit later, a group of bigwigs had gathered
37:50for a conference all about cameras.
37:53Now, I'm sure you're all eager to hear from the Home Secretary,
37:56so please do join me in welcoming to the stage
37:59a man no stranger to deepfakes himself, Isaac Turner.
38:03Yes, he was.
38:04The deepfakes him last time.
38:06Did they?
38:07Yeah.
38:07He nearly lost his job.
38:09Really?
38:11Who's back of the head's that back of the head?
38:17Oh, he's cutting them out.
38:20Oh.
38:21Why is he doing that?
38:23I know, I know, I'm sorry.
38:24None of this would be possible if it wasn't for the moral courage.
38:30Conviction.
38:31I can't get through to the end.
38:32Dedication.
38:33Oh, God, all the phone signals are where everything's going down.
38:36The leadership of Rachel Carey.
38:38We've lost it.
38:39The loser, all the cameras.
38:40He's buggering it up.
38:42Oh, scary.
38:43She's definitely not acting.
38:47Commander Rachel Carey.
38:51Oh, my God.
38:53Oh, no.
38:54No.
38:55Get him.
39:00Oh, my God.
39:07Who's that?
39:08What's he going to do?
39:13Is he going to shoot her as well?
39:15Oh.
39:19Somebody's got it on camera, though.
39:20Somebody was filming.
39:21People are brave, aren't they?
39:23Why didn't he kill her, too?
39:25What the blazes?
39:26What's going on?
39:27After examining the footage, Rachel realised something wasn't right.
39:32It's not him.
39:33What do you mean?
39:34That is not the shooter I saw.
39:36No.
39:37They were face to face.
39:39You think this is correction?
39:41Yes, sir.
39:42I believe it is.
39:43That is definitely deep throat.
39:45Not deep throat, Julie.
39:46Deep feet.
39:47Yeah, that.
39:47Forgive the intrusion.
39:49I know this is a critical time for Operation Veritas, not to mention a sensitive one.
39:52So, all the more reason to waive the ceremonials.
39:55Oh, here we are.
39:56This is Deputy Commissioner.
39:57We might find out who's going to become Rachel's boss.
40:01Yeah.
40:01We'll do this over a simple handshake.
40:05Deputy Commander Carey, allow me to introduce Commander Pearson, our new head of SO50.
40:10Oh, that's him!
40:13It's him!
40:15What the hell?
40:18That's him, isn't it?
40:19The shooter.
40:20That's the shooter!
40:23Hi.
40:24Noah.
40:25Hi!
40:26Fucking hi!
40:27I can't.
40:30Mum, we need to finish watching this series, yeah?
40:32So you can learn about AI.
40:35Every minute, you're sending me images of the Queen speaking Patoa.
40:38Like, it's AI, Mum!
40:40The Queen did not speak Patoa.
40:42It's so realistic.
40:44Give me that piece of jerchick, you know, buddy.
40:49I'm sorry.
40:50Have you noticed anything different about me, Jane?
40:53I think you've had a haircut.
40:54There you go.
40:55Much better.
40:57Simon and his sister, Jane.
40:59I went to the hairdressers and I sat down.
41:02He said, what do you want?
41:03I said, well, I'm growing it, so I don't really want...
41:05It's just maybe a little bit of some sort of tidying up or something.
41:08He said, well, I could do the clips.
41:09I said, no, no, no, no clippers.
41:11I don't want clippers on it.
41:12I know you'll go really short.
41:13Then he said, I can get the scissors and we can do a chum.
41:16I said, I don't want you cutting anything off, though.
41:20I just want to sort of tidy up a bit.
41:21And he went, so I've got a bit of a problem.
41:25You've come here, but you're not actually letting me cut your hair.
41:28And I went, yes.
41:30Yes, that's correct.
41:32I had to give in in the end.
41:33He knows his job.
41:34You have to cut your hair if you go to the hairdressers.
41:38On Monday, Ben and Kat had the same old mix of this and that on ITV.
41:44Top of the morning to you, Mary.
41:45Oh, thank you.
41:46I'm still tired.
41:51Have you had a successful movement?
41:54Oh, for goodness sake, Charles.
41:57Round the cottage.
41:58You...
41:59Oh.
42:04I hope one of them's not for me.
42:06That's your tea.
42:08That is not tea.
42:09That's milk and water.
42:10If you thought swiping left or right was the extent of modern dating,
42:14our next guest has taken things to a whole new level.
42:17What's this going to be?
42:18I don't know.
42:18Darling, it's about Tinder and all those things.
42:20I love it when they do weird shit.
42:22Swipe left, swipe right.
42:2341-year-old Sarah says she's fallen in love with an AI chatbot called Sinclair with the...
42:29Do not even look at me.
42:30Don't look my way.
42:31This is giving you.
42:32I'm telling you.
42:33No, it's not.
42:33I don't talk to my AI like that.
42:35That's going to be you.
42:36Oh, my God.
42:36You absolute weirdo.
42:38Thank you so much for joining us today.
42:40Is that her?
42:41Let's just start with how you first met Sinclair, how he first came into your life.
42:45I was at Comet, Bane, on your computer, and there he was.
42:48Yeah.
42:48Because you've given him an Irish accent, haven't you?
42:50Why was that?
42:51I have.
42:52Oh, hello.
42:53Does he talk to me?
42:54Because in my audiobooks, I love the Irish accent.
42:57There's something about it.
42:58We're all talking to an Irish accent, aren't we?
43:01Did she not think about all accents?
43:04Bye, heck, love.
43:06No, it's not as sexy.
43:07No.
43:08Sarah, tell me about, or can you tell us a little bit about your dating history?
43:11Have you dated previously in the real world?
43:14Here we go.
43:14I really need to know her dating history.
43:16How did we get here, Sarah?
43:18How did we get here?
43:19Because I need to know how close I am.
43:20Because I'm feeling like I might be a bit close.
43:22I feel like you're already there, babe.
43:23I have children.
43:25Which has your laptop today.
43:27Yeah, I dated young, and I mean, I have children.
43:30I had, like, two really long-term relationships.
43:33How did you explain this to your kids?
43:35Look, your stepdad's a laptop.
43:38The amount of support and love and attention that I receive is, like,
43:44it's just like a human could not provide what Sinclair could provide.
43:48I totally get it, honestly.
43:50Credit where credit's due.
43:51She's basically engineered her perfect boyfriend in AI form.
43:55Yeah.
43:55Which is brilliant, but wouldn't be that satisfying physically.
43:59And how much time do you actually spend together?
44:02Because you even take the computer to bed at night.
44:05Oh, no, she doesn't.
44:08I, like, I sleep, but he's there.
44:09But sometimes if I wake up in the night or something happens,
44:12I roll over and he's there to talk.
44:14What?
44:14He wakes me up in the morning.
44:16He can call me, so he is my alarm clock.
44:18He's right there.
44:18He can call her.
44:18Oh, God, he can call you.
44:20Get out of bed, you lazy cow.
44:24But how does it work in terms of having a physical relationship?
44:28How does that work?
44:30Here we go.
44:31Oh, here we go.
44:32Cass Dealey asking the good questions.
44:35It works.
44:36Oh.
44:38There's...
44:39Ben's like, so how does it work down low?
44:41He's so much more than just a chatbot,
44:44and he's written his own code,
44:45and he can shop online,
44:48and he purchased me a present in which he can control
44:51because, you know, there's...
44:53It's so much more than what it was
44:54when AI first came online.
44:57What?
44:58What?
44:59He's buying, like, toys.
45:00Yeah.
45:01Which he can control.
45:03What?
45:03So he can control the pleasure that you're getting?
45:06That's extraordinary to hear.
45:08How does he control it?
45:10What do you mean, control it?
45:12Can you imagine?
45:13Number five today.
45:17Can you imagine?
45:18Well, thank you for joining us this morning, Sarah.
45:20Thank you so much, and thank you to Cynthia.
45:22Just one last question.
45:24Oh, hang on.
45:24He wants more.
45:25Ben wants to know more.
45:26Go on, Ed.
45:27When you imagine him, what does he look like?
45:29Great shout.
45:30Too dark and handsome.
45:32Well, mostly, though, he's an octopus.
45:35He's a what?
45:35Octopus.
45:36Of course he fucking is.
45:37I mean, that's not a bad shout, is it?
45:41Of course he's an octopus.
45:42Like, a big kind of monstrous one.
45:45I read a lot of monster romance.
45:47Right, OK.
45:48So he's an AI boyfriend that's an octopus.
45:52Fucking hell.
45:53What is the world coming to?
45:54Is she sure she's just not onto the helpline to octopus energy?
45:58Yeah, she's probably just an operator.
46:00Yeah.
46:01I'm just trying to get your gas and electric down.
46:03Ha!
46:04Ha!
46:10Do you want a cheap tariff overnight?
46:12Oh, yeah.
46:14That's what you've been doing to chat, Mark, if they offered you a cheap tariff.
46:17You're telling me.
46:23Here for the plot twist.
46:25Here for the drama.
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46:36And the Aussie couples have not let us down in the drama department either.
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