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00:00Tonight on my big show, Holly Willoughby plays Remember Me, music from Busted vs McFly,
00:28I surprised Perry in the Midnight Game Show, and who will be tonight's unexpected star of the show.
00:37Ladies and gentlemen, it's the big show. Please welcome your host, Michael McIntyre.
00:58MUSIC
01:03APPLAUSE
01:05Yes!
01:09LAUGHTER
01:11Oh, good Lord!
01:13APPLAUSE
01:15Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!
01:18And welcome to my big show!
01:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:26Where, of course, tonight we will have big stars!
01:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:31Big laughs!
01:33And even bigger surprises!
01:37Very good brother!
01:39But first, it is time for my new favourite game of the whole wide world, Remember Me!
01:47Ooh!
01:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:54So, in a person's lifetime, they meet over 80,000 different people.
02:01But how many of them can they actually remember?
02:04Tonight, I'm going to be joined by a celebrity guest.
02:08And I will be reuniting them with some people from their past.
02:12It could be anyone.
02:14Their childhood babysitter, their old PE teacher, a holiday romance,
02:19the window cleaner, or even the delivery driver who dropped something off this morning.
02:24And the question is, will they remember them?
02:27So, let's find out, who is playing Remember Me tonight?
02:32Well, she was born in Brighton in 1981.
02:38She is an absolute television legend
02:42who has graced our screens, if you can believe it, for 25 years.
02:47So, let's welcome...
02:51It's Holly Willoughby!
02:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:55Oh, Michael!
03:08I'll join you on the ring. Oh, thank you.
03:10You're looking amazing. Thank you. Thank you.
03:12So, how are you? I'm really nervous.
03:15Anybody could pop up from underneath this stage.
03:18Who is it going to be? Well, that's it. Let's find out.
03:21What if I don't know? No, no, that's the fun of it.
03:23It's so rude. I don't want to be rude. Will you help me?
03:26Oh, I suppose the best way to not be rude is to get them right.
03:30Yeah.
03:33I will do my best. That would be the strategy.
03:35So, if you want to take your place in the Remember Me box...
03:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:42Holly Willoughby!
03:44Holly Willoughby!
03:50It's Holly!
03:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:56OK, Hole.
03:57OK.
03:58So, tell us what you're up to, Hole.
04:00I'm working with the lovely Bear Grylls.
04:02Love Bear.
04:03And we've got a show called Bear Hunt on Netflix.
04:05OK.
04:06Lots of celebrities thrown in the Costa Rica jungle
04:09and then, ultimately, he hunts them down
04:11until there's one left.
04:12He hunts them down?
04:13Yeah.
04:14He kills them?
04:15No.
04:16It's like the Hunger Games with Bear Grylls?
04:18No.
04:19It's like, think more hide-and-seek.
04:21OK.
04:22All right, well, that sounds super fun.
04:24Thanks.
04:25OK.
04:26So, it is time...
04:27Wish me luck.
04:28..your first blast from the past!
04:31APPLAUSE
04:50Hi, Holly.
04:51Hi!
04:52Remember me?
04:53Yes, I did.
04:54I know who that is.
04:59Which is so weird, because in my head,
05:01it's like you've just gone from the person you were
05:04when I knew you, which was a very good boy,
05:07to suddenly you're a man!
05:11This is a lovely man called Oliver O'Bourne,
05:14who, when he was a boy, was my first boyfriend.
05:17APPLAUSE
05:19I know!
05:20How does that feel to see you?
05:22I remember being by a campfire,
05:24toasting marshmallows, snuggled up.
05:26It was really nice!
05:27Aw!
05:28Do you remember the marshmallows and snuggling?
05:30I do, and we used to listen to the Beach Boys.
05:32Oh!
05:33They're so sweet!
05:34And we're dying to find out what's happened to you.
05:35What's happened?
05:36Clearly nothing!
05:37Because, you know...
05:38You're married to me!
05:39Yeah!
05:40Yeah!
05:41Yeah!
05:42Yeah!
05:43Yeah!
05:44Yeah!
05:45Yeah!
05:46Yeah!
05:47Because, you know...
05:48You're married?
05:49You're married?
05:50Married?
05:51Married two children.
05:52Two girls.
05:53Very good.
05:54Do you know how it ended?
05:56I don't really remember.
05:58I think you dumped me, Holly.
06:00Did I?
06:01Did I?
06:02I think we all knew that when you went,
06:04I don't remember!
06:07Do you remember how that happened?
06:08Was that how it ended?
06:10It's a long time ago, Michael.
06:12Yeah.
06:13But I know you think about it every day,
06:14so why don't you tell us?
06:15We're very young.
06:16And what about seeing Holly on the TV over the years?
06:20Do you bring it up to your wife?
06:22Do you sometimes turn to her and go,
06:25Parallel world, darling, parallel world?
06:28I think she told me to shut up about that about 25 years ago.
06:32Oh.
06:33Well done.
06:34Yeah.
06:35Don't mention that again, Oz,
06:37and turn off the beach, boys.
06:39Why are you always playing that?
06:40No, I don't want a campfire in the bedroom.
06:44I hate marshmallows, darling!
06:48Obviously, you had this incredibly intense romance in Holly.
06:56Do you have any memorabilia or keepsakes from this?
07:01Oh, God!
07:02It's funny you ask that.
07:05Oh, my God, what is that?
07:07This is pure coincidence, but my mother has had this
07:10and she sent it to me about six months ago.
07:12What is it?
07:13It's a letter from you, Holly, to me.
07:15I love it!
07:19Holly, why don't you read it to us?
07:21Dear Oliver, how are you?
07:22Please send me a photo of...
07:25What does that say?
07:26You don't finish that sentence.
07:29It says, please send me a photo of...
07:31Have a good time on holiday and get brown if you can.
07:35I love you.
07:36Oh!
07:37How you love me!
07:38Oh, God!
07:39This is so amazing!
07:41Oh, my God!
07:43Oh, my God!
07:45Thank you!
07:46I just missed it!
07:50Oh, my God!
07:51Oh, my God!
07:52Oh, my God!
07:53It says...
07:54And what about the photo of the naked lady Hannah was telling me about?
08:09You've kissed...
08:10It looks like I've wiped my mouth with it.
08:13I don't know.
08:14Good God!
08:15That is so, so sweet.
08:17And that was so believable when you went,
08:19My mother accidentally was looking through some old boxes.
08:25Hashtag next to your bed in your wallet every day.
08:32Oh, my God!
08:33This is...
08:34Oh, my God!
08:35Ladies and gentlemen, what a charming man!
08:38Thank you for your call.
08:39It's Ollie!
08:42Lovely man!
08:43Lovely man!
08:48Wow!
08:50Oh, my God!
08:51So, let's see what happens now!
08:55Oh, God!
08:56Reveal our next glass of applause!
09:02Ooh!
09:03Hello!
09:04Hi, Holly!
09:05Do you remember me?
09:06Wow!
09:07This one's quite sinister!
09:09Do you remember me?
09:11Do you remember me?
09:12Do you remember me?
09:13Any recognition?
09:14What's happening?
09:15I don't...
09:16No!
09:17Don't say anything!
09:18I don't...
09:19No!
09:20Don't say anything!
09:21I don't...
09:22Nothing!
09:23No, no, don't say anything!
09:24OK!
09:25Stop talking!
09:26All right, all right, all right!
09:27I don't...
09:28I don't...
09:29I think I might...
09:30I think I'm going to need a clue!
09:31Really?
09:32You've got to remember?
09:33I don't...
09:34I don't...
09:35No, no, nothing!
09:36No, no, don't say anything!
09:37OK!
09:38Stop talking!
09:39All right, all right!
09:40All right, all right!
09:41I don't...
09:42I don't...
09:43I think I might...
09:44I think I'm going to need a clue!
09:45Really?
09:46You've got to remember?
09:47I don't live far from you!
09:49Stop talking!
09:50What is this?
09:53Who's running yourself?
09:55Stop talking!
09:56You have the easiest job of anyone in the world!
10:00You have to say,
10:02Hello, Holly, remember me!
10:03Yeah, that's what I said!
10:04Stop talking!
10:07Just stand there!
10:08Just stand there!
10:09OK!
10:10You've already given a clue!
10:14I feel like I should definitely remember you!
10:16I know!
10:17How could you not remember this person?
10:18I don't know!
10:19Think about people in your life who don't stop talking!
10:24Let's give you a clue!
10:25It's when you last saw each other!
10:30What?
10:31Well, that was recent, wasn't it?
10:40Yes.
10:41Three months ago...
10:42I say nothing!
10:43No!
10:44No!
10:45No!
10:46No!
10:47No!
10:48No!
10:49No!
10:50No!
10:51No!
10:52No!
10:53No!
10:54No!
10:55No!
10:56No!
10:57No!
10:58No!
10:59I can tell you something, Holly!
11:00Yeah!
11:01I will never forget this one!
11:02To the rest of my life!
11:03Oh
11:11Holly you can ask a question. This is so dangerous
11:15You're only allowed to say in two words. You're only allowed to say either. Yes. Oh, no. All right, go on
11:21I think she knows let me ask a question ask a question only yes or no
11:38My question to you is Holly the question
11:42Shut up
11:49Do you make the best fish and chips in the world?
12:00What what's your name? Malbec? Malbec? Yes, so you make fish and chips? Yeah, I do. I do. I do. Yeah
12:07And what's the secret you've got a secret recipe how how come your fish and chips? Yeah, you need oil fish and chips
12:18It's a pleasure to meet you
12:37You
12:39All right, well, I think we have the last one is it's yeah, shall we see?
13:02Okay, I only remember me
13:07I
13:15Think I might know but I just want to be sure okay, but that that's the game
13:23So what are you thinking well, I'm thinking I'm thinking that we might have met each other
13:30Thirteen years ago and the reason why I'm saying 13 years ago is because that was the day my daughter Belle was born
13:40And this amazing incredible woman is called for a depth
13:52It is Fredette
13:54And Fredette is a midwife
13:59And that Fredette was so amazing because Belle was five weeks premature so she was so tiny and I was so
14:05Scared and worried and I just remember Fredette. I just wouldn't be saying we're gonna breathe this baby out
14:12We are gonna breathe this baby out and I just listen to you and it was your voice then when you just said do you remember me?
14:18Yeah
14:18It was your voice and I'll never forget your voice. So do you remember home?
14:22Oh
14:24What do you remember of that because it was quite tense it was yeah, but she was smashing to go out?
14:31Yeah, yeah, well you made that moment that was probably a probably the most
14:38Cut it's really hard to panic
14:41Like it's one of the most scariest thing you'll ever go through because you just want everything to be okay
14:45Yeah, and my daughter is actually up there
14:58Girl and you were the person that bore into the world. So thank you. Thank you so much
15:03Oh
15:11Do you ever normally meet people up years later? Yeah
15:16You know I've been a midwife since 1982. I'm tired too. Oh, here's
15:33You're an amazing person. What's a lovely thing? Thank you
15:43I knew exactly why you pause because you're like if I've got this wrong and this woman like it's from Amazon
15:58Ladies gentlemen, it's for a debt policy
16:03It is now time to find out who will be tonight's unexpected star of the show
16:26So let's find out who is tonight's unexpected star this is
16:35Sammy lovely Sammy
16:37She is 32 years old and lives in Stockport Sammy is a full-time carer for her brother Stephen who has nominated her tonight
16:45Along with their mother Susan and I think Stephen and Susan are in the audience. There they are. Hi guys
16:51Welcome
16:53Bravo
16:55Fun night ahead
16:57They nominated her because when Sammy isn't caring for Stephen she absolutely loves to sing her love of singing was actually
17:05foretold this is an amazing story in
17:081992 mum Susan
17:10visited a clairvoyant and was told that she was pregnant with the girl who would grow up to become a singer
17:17Susan, of course didn't believe a word of it because she was actually told by doctors that she couldn't have any more children
17:23But the psychic was right. She was pregnant. She was pregnant with Sammy
17:28So tonight we are not only going to make Sammy's dream come true. We will also be fulfilling her destiny
17:35So where better to surprise Sammy than with her own visit to a clairvoyant
17:46We have built behind this stage a totally fake psychic's room
17:52So I'm going to speak now to Donna who is our psychic
17:58So Donna are you in there here is Donna?
18:01Donna Donna if you if you can hear us look as if you're looking into the future
18:07It's quite a hard ask
18:14Excellent, okay, so Donna and if you can just position yourself hiding behind that screen
18:21Until we call you. Thank you Donna. So there's Donna
18:24So she's going to ride we don't have a little bit of fun then she is going to be taken to what we're calling of a dream maker
18:34But this is basically like if you've seen the film big
18:37It's basically like the Zoltar machine right and that Zoltar machine man is in this room
18:43And I'm going to be his voice and I'm going to ask her what her dream is now. We're going to hope that she says
18:50She doesn't say to go to Marbella
19:01That is of course the risk that we run tonight
19:05We are hoping that she says her dream is to sing and to perform at a West End stage
19:10And then the wall will collapse and we will fulfill her dream and give her an absolutely amazing night
19:17We are for that ladies and gentlemen
19:22Okay, so Sammy's arrived and she's going to be met by our actor Caroline who is going to gather some information
19:30For our psychic so when you're ready Caroline if you want to head on in with Sammy
19:36So if you'd like to take a seat on that one just there the Clairvoyant will be with us very, very shortly
19:49And your name is Sammy and your name was Sammy Sammy yes
19:53Did you go out last night were you out last night at all?
19:57We want to see the Lion King. Oh lovely
20:00Oh lovely the Lion King that's nothing are you a Sagittarius are you a Sagittarius now, no
20:09Scorpio
20:11Yeah, I don't want to get to go away. Yeah, of course. Yeah
20:17Do you have any pets you've got any pets toward a dog a dog. Yeah, a dog. What's his name Freddie Freddie?
20:24Freddie Freddie, okay, I'm gonna send the singing psychic in short. Okay, I'm gonna send the singing psychic in shortly
20:34Yes, she she communicates with the spirits through song
20:43All right
20:45Now Donna when you're ready come out from behind the screen and say I am the singing psychic
20:54I'm the singing psychic
20:56I'm the singing psychic
20:58I'm connected to the spirit world
21:02Okay
21:04Through song
21:06Okay
21:08I already have some information
21:12Sammy
21:14Mm-hmm
21:16Yeah
21:18That's you
21:20Sammy
21:22You
21:24Are
21:26A
21:30Scorpio
21:38Are you impressed?
21:40Yeah
21:41Super
21:42Thank you
21:43Thank you
21:44You're at the Lion King this night
22:00Yeah, yeah
22:02Let the dogs out
22:04You've got a dog
22:06Yeah, yeah
22:08Freddie
22:10Am I right?
22:12Yeah
22:14I'm right
22:16Touch me
22:18Stop, not now I'm not working
22:28I like big butts and I cannot lie
22:32I said not now
22:44Sorry, it's my spirit boyfriend
22:48Now I'm feeling a lot of spirits in this room, okay?
22:54Mm-hmm
22:56Mm-hmm
22:57Mm-hmm
22:58And they're telling me
23:00That you
23:02Like me
23:04Like to sing
23:06Mm-hmm
23:07Are you a singer?
23:08Yeah
23:09Mm-hmm
23:10I see you
23:11Mm-hmm
23:12Singing
23:13For thousands
23:14Okay
23:15I'm the western stage
23:17I'm the western stage
23:21Because
23:23Dreams can come true
23:28Okay
23:31Okay, I'm gonna send you to the dream maker
23:33Mm-hmm
23:35Hello
23:36Hi
23:37Are we ready?
23:38We'd like to come with us
23:39Yes, definitely
23:40Thank you
23:41I believe the singing psychic has suggested to take you to the dream maker
23:45Wow, okay
23:46Okay
23:47Thank you so much
23:48So come with me
23:49Thank you
23:50Goodbye, my friend
23:57Come, come with me
23:58Come with me
23:59We'll go to the next room
24:00Okay
24:01So go just through there
24:03And speak to the dream maker
24:05Okay
24:06You'll start to communicate with you very shortly
24:08Just go in there, that's fantastic
24:10Okay
24:19I
24:20I
24:21I'm dream maker
24:23I have the power to make dream come true
24:25To make destiny come true
24:27Tonight you are chosen one
24:28Please
24:29Face the mirror
24:31And tell your dream
24:34What is your dream?
24:36To sing on a big stage
24:40Sorry
24:41I
24:42Can sign off both worlds
24:52a half
24:55Or more
24:56It needs to be right
25:00I
25:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:14Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our unexpected star of tonight's show,
25:20it's Sammy!
25:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:23APPLAUSE
25:27Sammy, you look incredibly shocked, you are trembling.
25:33What's going through your head?
25:35What's happening?
25:37Over there is your mum.
25:39I know.
25:40And there's your brother, Stephen.
25:42And they have...
25:44Let's go forward and I'll tell you what's going on.
25:46Come on, Sammy.
25:47Say goodbye to the dream maker.
25:49LAUGHTER
25:52That was scary.
25:53That was scary.
25:55Sammy, your family and friends,
25:58you got in touch with us to tell us all about you
26:01and how you love to sing
26:02and how amazing you are with your brother looking after him.
26:06You are at London's Theatre Royal in Drury Lane
26:11and here are 2,000 people.
26:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:19You are going to be performing for us if you would agree.
26:25Yeah, OK.
26:26So that is what's happening.
26:28Yeah.
26:29Erm, you've not seen this item before,
26:31the unexpected star of the show.
26:33No.
26:34No? Great.
26:35LAUGHTER
26:37Well, I suppose that's even more exciting.
26:39So what's going to happen is what?
26:41I've just realised it.
26:42You've just realised it.
26:43Sorry.
26:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:46Is it because of all the weight I've lost?
27:03Or...?
27:05LAUGHTER
27:07I know it's a lot to take in.
27:09Yes, this is called Michael McIntyre's Big Show.
27:13Yeah!
27:14Yes, it's all coming back to you now.
27:16Yes.
27:17Yeah.
27:18It's been...
27:19It's series eight.
27:20It's series eight.
27:21Yeah, it's fine.
27:22Uh-huh.
27:23Erm...
27:24So this is it.
27:25This is it.
27:26I mean, you could have a look at the set,
27:28but I mean,
27:29I don't know why the set would jog your memory
27:30when my face didn't.
27:32LAUGHTER
27:33So what's going to happen
27:38is at the end of tonight's show,
27:40you are going to perform for us on this stage.
27:42Wow.
27:43I can't believe it.
27:44It's amazing.
27:45So we've got, you know, choreography.
27:47Stop.
27:48We've got an outfit for you.
27:49No, you're not.
27:50You're going...
27:51LAUGHTER
27:52It's more fun when they haven't seen the show.
27:54LAUGHTER
27:56So, yes, we're going to whisk you backstage.
28:01Uh-huh.
28:02Erm, we're going to let you rehearse.
28:04Yes.
28:05Oh, God, yeah.
28:06Yes, don't worry.
28:07Don't worry.
28:08Yeah.
28:09And you're going to sing...
28:10We have to make up a song on the spot.
28:12That's what everyone does.
28:13Every single week.
28:15And you have to play the piano,
28:16and then you just leap from instrument to instrument.
28:19LAUGHTER
28:20And there's a huge dance routine.
28:22You break dance, you do break dance.
28:24LAUGHTER
28:25I mean, you haven't seen the show,
28:26but this is what all of our unexpected said.
28:28LAUGHTER
28:29No, I'm kidding.
28:30I'm kidding.
28:31I'm kidding.
28:32So, basically, yeah, we're all here.
28:34We're all rooting for you, aren't we?
28:36We're all...
28:37Everybody here is on your side.
28:43Oh, I always have to ask you,
28:45will you be tonight's unexpected star of the show, Sammy?
28:47Yeah, cool.
28:48LAUGHTER
28:49Ladies and gentlemen,
28:51it is our unexpected star of tonight's show, Sammy!
29:04Now, ladies and gentlemen,
29:05I'm going to sign for some music.
29:06For over 20 years, they have been rivals.
29:09They then joined forces,
29:11and now they are in direct competition.
29:13Between them,
29:14they have sold over 15 million records worldwide
29:17and had 11 number-one hits!
29:21Please welcome...
29:23Busted versus McFly!
29:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:32Hey!
29:33I'm looking up for my struggle
29:36I guess I'm stuck in this model
29:39The things that I want to say
29:42would draw a million miles away
29:45Now, I was afraid when you kissed me
29:48on your inter-collectical face wave
29:51I wonder why, I wonder why
29:54You never asked me to say
29:57Ooh
30:00Sweating and lights are coming in
30:03Ooh
30:05Ooh
30:07Something that's hard as it's nice to hast
30:10Ooh
30:12Ooh
30:13Oh, the gravity's making me dizzy
30:16Girl, I've got to tell you
30:19I feel much better
30:21Make a little love in the moonlight
30:24Ooh
30:25Ooh
30:26Ooh
30:27Ooh
30:28Ooh
30:29Ooh
30:30Ooh
30:31Ooh
30:32Ooh
30:33Ooh
30:34Ooh
30:35Ooh
30:36Ooh
30:38Ooh
30:39Ooh
30:40Ooh
30:41Ooh
30:42Ooh
30:43Ooh
30:44Ooh
30:45Walking through the terminal
30:47I saw something beautiful
30:50You left for you to call
30:54Let's go
30:55That uniform you're wearing
30:57So hot I can't stop staring
31:00You're putting on an awesome show
31:05The cabin pressure's rising
31:08My coke has got no ice in now
31:11Here we go!
31:13Air hostess
31:14I shine like the way you dress
31:17You know I hit the fly
31:19When I feel much better
31:20To fight my life
31:21Riding you and I'm there
31:23I miss my past
31:24When we feel open friends
31:28When I see you soon
31:29In my hotel room
31:30For a holiday room
31:32That's what?
31:33Air hostess
31:34That she says
31:35You all
31:36The
31:39Oh
31:40Come ,
31:41Go
31:42Mmm
31:43She's got a lip ring and power
31:44ес in her hair
31:45Not into bustett but I love her clothes you wear
31:59And she don't care
32:02Everybody wants to know her name
32:07I knew her how it's funny and she cared
32:11Everyone asked me
32:15Who the hell is he?
32:18That we know it's like brothers in her hair
32:21Here we go!
32:29One day when I came home at lunchtime
32:35I heard a funny noise
32:36Went out to the backyard to find out
32:39If it was one of those wannabe stood there
32:42Was my neighbor called Peter
32:44And a flux capacitor
32:45He told me even in time to see
32:48With the one in the film I seen
32:51Yeah, yeah
32:53He said I've been to the year 3000
32:57Not much of cities but they live underwater
33:01And your great, great, great grand daughter
33:06Is pretty fire, pretty fire
33:11Yeah
33:29It is McFly vs. Busted.
33:47I'm going to call it a draw.
33:51Well, I could ask the audience.
33:54That was it. That was sense.
33:56Guys, that was tremendous.
34:01I literally don't know where to look.
34:04I don't want to favour any one of you.
34:07I have been told that you might have put something on my back.
34:16What does it say?
34:17Do you know what it says?
34:19Let's have a look.
34:21I've heard this is the first time you've actually performed this versus...
34:33Yeah, this is the first time all seven of us have been on stage with each other ever, I think.
34:38But you're planning on touring?
34:45This is the plan?
34:46You're going to tour together?
34:47That is the plan, yeah.
34:48There's a whole tour.
34:49It's the ultimate battle of the bands.
34:51So, who's going to get the best dressing room and stuff?
34:54Well, we need the biggest dressing room.
34:56Yes, because there's more of you.
34:58There's more of us, yeah.
34:59But what about for his muscles?
35:02It's his ego that needs the dressing room.
35:04Do you have a riposte to this ego remark that's just come from the other team?
35:12We'll take the smaller room and then we'll blow you out of the water every single night.
35:19So, when does the tour start?
35:21When does the tour start?
35:22It's September and October.
35:24And that will be running until the year 3000.
35:26It is Busted versus McFly.
35:34Well done, Jack.
35:38Well done, well done.
35:40There it is.
35:42There it is.
35:43There it is.
35:45Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time to play The Midnight Game Show!
35:50This, of course, is the only game where if you snooze...
36:00..you know it is.
36:02Correct.
36:03So, let's find out whose bedroom I snuck into in the dead of night.
36:10She was a part of one of the most successful girl groups in UK chart history,
36:14with over 50 million records sold worldwide.
36:17She is now going solo.
36:20It is the wonderful...
36:22It's Peri!
36:23Come on, then!
36:38I'm so sorry about the bed bit.
36:39I love it!
36:40Peri, how are you?
36:42I'm really good, how are you?
36:43Yeah, amazing I haven't seen you, of course, since I snuck into your house.
36:47I know.
36:48So, you were on your own.
36:49I think your mum gave us the keys.
36:51Yeah.
36:52And the Ox, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, who is your fiancé.
36:58Yeah.
36:59He's away playing football in Turkey.
37:01Yes.
37:02And he knew about it.
37:03So, you were in bed on your own.
37:05Mm-hm.
37:06But I was fast asleep.
37:08Like, fast asleep.
37:09I go to bed really early as well.
37:11Yes.
37:12I'm not really a night owl anymore.
37:13Mm-hm.
37:14Since having a little boy.
37:15And, honestly, I was shattered.
37:16So, I went to sleep at about 8 o'clock.
37:18Well, we were thrilled, because we learned that you go to sleep so early.
37:21Sometimes you have to wait until, like, 2-3 o'clock at the morning to wake people up.
37:24Yeah. Yeah.
37:25But they were like, you could wake up at 8.30.
37:26I was in such a deep sleep.
37:28So, we arrived at 8 o'clock.
37:30Unfortunately, it took me two and a half hours to walk down your driveway.
37:33You've got the longest driveway anyone has in the world.
37:40So, I snuck in.
37:42It was, honestly, the most surreal experience of my life.
37:45Yeah.
37:46But you were so fun.
37:48You really embraced it.
37:50I think you're really going to enjoy it.
37:52I don't want to watch it.
37:53No, it's fun.
37:54OK.
37:55Let's all enjoy Perry's Midnight Game Show!
38:00Here we are in Hertfordshire, and I have to say, there are some major piles of house here.
38:15I am about to head down a very long driveway to the house of Perry Edwards.
38:24An absolute sensation, of course, of Little Mix fame.
38:29She has nearly 20 million followers on Instagram.
38:35And, of course, because it's the Midnight Game Show, I'm not alone.
38:39So, to wake her up, we have a voice that is very familiar to Perry.
38:45Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Michael McIntyre.
38:50Stop talking.
38:52You're the largest person I've ever met.
38:55OK, so, let's do this.
38:58Look at this level of security.
39:05The Oxlade Chamberlain is in Besiktas watching this on his phone on the app.
39:10I can't believe how long this driveway is.
39:15Should we get an Uber the rest of the way?
39:24We finally made it to the end.
39:30I don't know if you saw it, but there's actually a motorway services on the drive.
39:36It's not a drive-through coaster.
39:39Right, so this is it.
39:40Amazing.
39:41Look at that.
39:42So, this is it.
39:43Amazing.
39:44Look at that.
39:49I can't believe this.
39:50On the road that it was going to be good.
39:51It's not a drive-through coaster, it's just a drive-through coaster.
39:57It's not a drive-through coaster.
40:31I still love you.
41:01Harry Edwards, this is your Midnight Game Show with your host, Michael McIntyre.
41:20Harry!
41:24Welcome to the Midnight Game Show!
41:29Hi, Harry. Are you having a nice sleep?
41:34You're having a nice.
41:36Not anymore. We've got to crack on because the bedside clock is ticking.
41:39Oh, my God!
41:41OK, question number one.
41:44Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is not with you tonight, but please name four football teams that he's played for.
41:52Oh, actually name them.
41:55Yes, actually name the clubs.
41:58Four clubs that he's played for. The bedside clock is ticking.
42:02Southampton.
42:03That is correct.
42:04Arsenal.
42:05This is correct.
42:06Liverpool.
42:07Yes, please.
42:08The schnickter.
42:09Come on!
42:11She's pronounced it correctly.
42:14Excellent.
42:15So, Perry, welcome.
42:17Sorry about the...
42:18It's so bright.
42:20I'm now going to ask you, please, who is this?
42:23POPTROLE!
42:24POPTROLE!
42:25POPTROLE!
42:30Perry, Perry, who is...
42:32Who is that?
42:34Chase?
42:35Ooh!
42:36Yes, it is!
42:37It's Chase, the Paw Patrol!
42:39Brilliant!
42:40Sorry, Chase!
42:41Thank you very much, Chase!
42:43Yay!
42:45This doesn't feel like real life.
42:49Well, it's not supposed to, but you're doing tremendously well.
42:53So, we're now going to take you back to your roots in the North East Challenge.
42:59Please welcome Scarlet Moffat!
43:01Yay!
43:02Yay!
43:03Yay!
43:04There it is!
43:05All right!
43:06Go on, get stuck in!
43:08Have a cuddle!
43:09Are you all right?
43:10Scarlet Moffat, you're all right!
43:12Oh, look at this.
43:13I feel so bad!
43:14Let's wake up!
43:15Ooh, now this is a giveaway.
43:17You can take the lass out of Geordie land.
43:21And I'm all right.
43:23I don't think you can buy them either.
43:25You've took that off.
43:26You've took that off, haven't you?
43:28You cannot buy these in the shop.
43:31This is unbelievable.
43:33Oh, my...
43:34Oh, that's right.
43:35And there was a shopping trolley in the driveway.
43:37We've learnt so much about you.
43:40OK, now we're going to have a little Geordie accent challenge.
43:44Name a breakdown company that's not the RAC.
43:48Eh.
43:49The E-E-E.
43:50The E-E-E.
43:51The E-E-E.
43:52The E-E-E.
43:53The E-E-E.
43:54The E-E-E.
43:55Just keep going, I'm loving it.
43:56The E-E-E's.
43:57The E-E-E's.
43:58The E-E-E's.
43:59The E-E-E-E's.
44:00The E-E-E-E-E.
44:01The E-E-E-E.
44:02Why do you keep saying it?
44:03You've all...
44:04You've all...
44:05That's the correct answer.
44:06Yay!
44:07Name a mobile phone network provider with only two letters in its name.
44:12E-E-E-E-E-E.
44:14E-E-E-E.
44:15E-E-E-E-E.
44:16E-E-E.
44:17E-E-E.
44:18OK.
44:19Name all the vowels.
44:20E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E.
44:25Where did an ambulance take you?
44:27Then when you're on countdown?
44:28With an ambulance take you.
44:30E-E-E-E-E.
44:31Unie.
44:32E-E-E-E-E-E...
44:33Why is that lovely?
44:35Finish the sentence,
44:36old MacDonalds had a farm.
44:37E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E
44:38E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E.
44:45The E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E
44:48I can say the winner is Perry
44:59How you doing phenomenally well, you've got a sort of pre-bed bed, which is
45:05Is this where Alex sleeps?
45:09Sleep on the bed edge
45:12I can actually see pick up like
45:18Now I've learned you have a talent for
45:25Okay, burping burping. Yes. All right
45:28Well, I mean honor honor on a scale of like some of the world's leading burpers
45:33Do you think you're right up there? Have you ever come across anybody who can burp quite your standard?
45:37No, I haven't we are going to now
45:41Pitch you head to head. Oh God with the burper king
45:46I believe he is the Guinness world record for the loudest or longest or both burp
45:53So please welcome the burper king
45:59You are
46:01Kindred spirits you've had similar experiences growing up you made a career out of burping you live in this massive house
46:08Yes, the love of burps now, we've got some fizzy pop
46:17All right, this should help so we are going to try and get the longest burp. I'm gonna start the timer
46:25Well, you saw your burp. Okay, here we go
46:27You need to beat three seconds and forty three hundred
46:57One hundredths of a second if we're gonna we're gonna round that up
47:02To ten seconds
47:05Okay, you need to beat ten seconds. All right, wait
47:10Oh, here we go
47:12Oh, is he alright?
47:14Oh
47:16You are still the burp king. It's Paul
47:39I'm going to take you back to where it all started. We're going to play a game called
47:55The guess factor
47:56Yes, we are what we're going to do is we're going to welcome some x-factor legend
48:01So if I could ask you to take a blindfold off
48:02Oh, I'm freaked out. I'm really scared
48:05so
48:07This should take you back
48:09Oh
48:112011
48:12So what we have here
48:15You really call out, don't you?
48:17It's so extra
48:19No, no, no, that's not the real them
48:25Okay, so these are all legends of the x-factor now
48:30They're going to sing a song that they sang on the x-factor and you're going to try and identify who they are
48:34So let's start with Louie Walsh
48:36Me and Mrs. Mrs. Jones
48:43Wow, that was so good
48:45Now, but do you remember who that was? It was, I believe, Series 2
48:50I haven't a clue
48:51Right, it is, of course
48:53Andy Abraham
48:57Very good
48:58The weirdest experience of my life
49:00Okay, well done, Andy
49:02Now, if we could ask Simon Cowell
49:04Whoever's hiding behind your face
49:07To sing a song you sang on the x-factor
49:09Don't try to compare us to another bad little fad
49:12I'm the max and I'm bad giving you something that you've never had
49:15I make your rump rump, wiggle and shake your rump
49:17Cause I'll be kicking the flavours if you want to jump
49:20Not bad!
49:22Not bad!
49:23Any idea?
49:25Who is it?
49:26It's G
49:27It's G
49:28Oh, she's got a Honey G
49:30It's Honey G!
49:37Now, please, could you take it away whoever's behind Gary Bono and Talisa?
49:42Tell me why I never want to hear you say
49:48I want it that way
49:52Harry Edward's down the new wild
49:53Cause I want it that way
49:56That was amazing!
49:58Any ideas?
49:59It's Jedward
50:00Of course it is!
50:01It's Jedward!
50:02Just a touch of your love
50:09It's Jedward!
50:11Just a touch of your love
50:12Just a touch of your love
50:14Is enough to take control of my whole body
50:19Just a touch of your love
50:20Ladies and gentlemen
50:21Andy, Honey G and Jedward!
50:25Thank you very much, and good night!
50:30Ah! Oh, gosh, that! Oh, goodbye!
50:35That was so random.
50:38Goodbye.
50:42OK, that was getting a little creepy.
50:45Yes!
50:53Kerry, ladies and gentlemen!
50:56Such a good sport!
50:58So fun!
51:03What was it like watching that?
51:05Weird.
51:06I actually thought I was that tired.
51:08I actually thought my boat was ten seconds long.
51:10Oh, well, you were amazing.
51:12But I heard you see it, I rounded it up to ten seconds,
51:14and I thought, wow, I had ten seconds.
51:16So disgusting, though, isn't it?
51:18OK, well, listen, thank you for taking part.
51:21And tell us what's going on.
51:23And you have amazing new music.
51:24Yeah, I have three songs out.
51:26Oh, brilliant.
51:27One for every second that you could burp.
51:29Yeah, exactly.
51:31We have some presents for you.
51:33Oh, lovely.
51:34We have, firstly, some...
51:37This is for your bedside table.
51:39These are Big Show branded water glasses.
51:42Oh, that's nice.
51:43So you can return...
51:46The one that I stole from the pub.
51:47OK.
51:48..where you stole from the pub.
51:49And I've got something for your pre-bed bed.
51:51A Michael McIntyre cuddly toy.
51:54Oh, I love it!
51:57That hair is actually brilliant!
52:00No, I love the head, Mike.
52:01Thank you so much!
52:03And, of course, no victim of the Midnight Game Show, of course,
52:07can go away without our iconic...
52:09Oh, I love it!
52:11..do not disturb sign.
52:12That's lovely.
52:13We've actually got 15 of these to hang on every lamppost down your driveway.
52:16LAUGHTER
52:18So that is for you.
52:20Thank you so much!
52:21Thank you so much!
52:22Perry, you're a wonderful sport.
52:23Thank you for torturing me in bed.
52:25Yeah.
52:26Ladies and gentlemen, the amazing Perry!
52:30What a fun thing about the game show!
52:32You're amazing.
52:33Thank you so, so much.
52:34Thank you!
52:39Fun, fun, fun!
52:42So, earlier tonight, we surprised Sammy,
52:45which she thought she was visiting a clairvoyant.
52:49Let's have a look at how she's been getting on backstage
52:52since that incredible surprise.
52:56I'm in shock.
52:57Yeah, I'm just in shock.
52:58I need a drink of water.
53:00When the war came down, I felt like I was in a dream
53:03because it was just such a change of scenery.
53:06I just wasn't expecting it at all.
53:08My whole body was shaking.
53:10I'm going to sing on the stage in front of all those people.
53:16As long as I can remember, I've been singing
53:18since I was, like, two years old.
53:20And I sing once a week in karaoke,
53:23but singing on a big stage like this is...
53:27..massive.
53:28When you're singing, do you have any images
53:30or is there anything this song makes you think about?
53:32You know, to be there for Stu.
53:35Yeah.
53:36Mm-hmm.
53:38The lyrics to the song resonate with what I do.
53:41I care for him.
53:42You know, it's my job to do it,
53:44but he's my brother and I love him so much,
53:46so, you know, it's the best job in the world, really.
53:50And they're for people that I love.
53:52That's it.
53:53So, the fact that they're going to be in the audience as well,
53:56it's going to be, like, perfect.
53:58I just feel like it's a dream,
54:01but I'm excited, so I'm just going to go for it.
54:04I just can't wait to get out there.
54:06Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome tonight's unexpected star
54:15of the show, the incredible Sammy!
54:19When you're weary
54:44When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all
55:03I'm on your side
55:13Oh, and times get rough
55:20And friends just can't be found
55:28Like a bridge of a troubled water
55:37I will lay me down
55:52When you're down and out
55:57When you're on the stream
56:02When evening falls
56:07So how
56:10I will comfort you
56:16I'll take your heart
56:24Oh, when darkness comes
56:27Oh, when darkness comes
56:31And pain is all around
56:39Like a bridge over troubled waters
56:45I will lay me down
56:54Like a bridge over troubled waters
56:57I will lay me down
56:59Like a bridge over troubled waters
57:03I will lay me down
57:05You're mine, you're mine
57:17I'll leave you mine
57:35Wow
57:38Ladies and gentlemen, our unexpected star of tonight's show, what about that?
57:42The sensational Sammy!
57:48Hello, Sammy
57:50Your mum and your brother are coming up
57:53Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Sue and Stephen and Sammy's stepdad Wayne
58:05How are you feeling?
58:15Sammy was amazing, I'm so proud of her, she's a star
58:22Thank you so much, thank you Steve
58:26You two have a very special relationship
58:29Yeah, big bro
58:30Well, how was it singing tonight? Because it was sensational
58:33That was amazing, I enjoyed every minute
58:35Ladies and gentlemen, a very, very special unexpected star tonight
58:39It's Sammy and her lovely, lovely family
58:43Absolutely brilliant
58:45And thank you to everybody else in tonight's show
58:49Thank you very much, goodnight, bravo
58:53If you'd like to nominate someone for the unexpected star of the show
58:56or for any other surprise
58:58go to bbc.co.uk slash bigshow for all the details
59:03but tonight's show
59:04has so much information on the incredible features,
59:07as much beer, you can go security
59:10and welcome to the show
59:11and a great and cool
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59:13And then with some stories
59:13let us know
59:14if you want to join a conversation
59:15He might be saying
59:16that will be your fun
59:17It may be your time
59:18or talking nose
59:19Hello there
59:20He might be your time
59:21But with such harms
59:22in the defining source
59:23And so maybe even
59:24You're always able to know
59:25You're a big enough
59:26It may have an amazing
59:27and easy
59:28Just accept
59:30They're not everywhere
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