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00:15Oh
00:36What a great night, you know, my favorite part about last night. Hmm. The high-five. Oh
00:49I was just so excited about how it was going. I was self-conscious about being on top. It totally
00:55snapped me out of it
00:58You shouldn't be self-conscious about anything
01:02Oh my gosh this week wow I was so messed up after seeing my ex really helped me
01:10There is nothing like a no strings attached booty call that give you a boost of confidence
01:19I'm glad I could help
01:21What is better than just fun uncomplicated sex?
01:25Oh
01:30What are we doing
01:35You need to wait at least 30 seconds before we start a conversation. I just fucked you. Are you seriously
01:40telling me to be quiet?
01:42This is tricky for me because I really want to say yes
01:44Oh
01:49Doesn't this make you feel icky?
01:51Icky?
01:52Icky makes you feel excellent Katie
01:56And you
01:59You're so beautiful
02:02I love you
02:03Yeah, yeah, we're not we're not doing that
02:05Come on, you can't honestly tell me you're not enjoying this a little bit
02:07I am of course I am it's it's forbidden and it's dangerous and I want to do it over and
02:13over which makes me want to fucking choke you
02:15Well, I'm sure that can be arranged
02:16Ew
02:18Take it out me
02:20Shit, it's my dad
02:22Don't say a word
02:23That's exactly what I've been saying
02:24Oh my god
02:26Come on out
02:42Check it out
02:43How cool is this?
02:44Gosh, half as cool as a motorcycle?
02:47And twice as safe
02:48This sporty little sportster is going to turn my 13-minute commute into a nine-minute commute total game-changer
02:57Dad, if you ever find a woman as excited about this as you, don't let her go
03:00Never gonna happen
03:01Okay
03:02Bye
03:02Be safe
03:03Woo!
03:03Go slow
03:06Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
03:09Is that thing street legal, Russo?
03:11I don't know, shouldn't you know?
03:14Are you sassing me right now?
03:15No, no, no
03:16Let me tell you something
03:17I've got an office and in that office is a computer and as long as no one else is on
03:21it
03:22I can look up the legalness of anything, okay?
03:25Okay
03:25I'm watching you, Russo, like a hawk, like a cop hawk
03:30A what?
03:31Cop hawk
03:31Are you saying car park with a Boston accent?
03:33No, I'm saying cop hawk, cop hawk
03:35Cop hawk
03:36No, cop
03:37Smotin' up
03:37Hawk
03:38Park the car on the cop hawk
03:39I'm saying cop hawk
03:41Wicked pisser
03:42Get out of here
03:43Cop hawk!
03:45Oh I, oh I, I played the fool
03:52I laugh at me, I'm trying, trying
03:56Falling sometimes, sometimes flying
04:00Cry me and I'll shine up
04:03White liners
04:05Cruel, cruel, cruel
04:11Cortado and a decaf, enjoy
04:12Thank you
04:13Hey, love the green hair, by the way
04:14Well, tell that to my mother
04:16Huge fight last night
04:17We'll get her sleep on the couch
04:19I'm gonna just
04:20Okay, take care
04:21We can help whoever's next
04:22I always regret talking to Beverly
04:25It's like
04:25I care, but I don't care
04:27You know what I mean?
04:28Of course I do
04:28It's how you feel about everything in the world
04:32You okay?
04:33Just got rejected from another internship
04:36Really thought I nailed this one
04:38We bonded over the fact that we're both germophobes
04:40And then I pretended I was gonna sneeze on him
04:42It was fucking hilarious
04:43No, hey, that
04:45It sounds so funny
04:47Listen, someone is gonna hire you
04:49And when they do
04:50It's gonna be the smartest thing they've ever done
04:53You're like your pep dog
04:54You know?
04:56You know what?
04:57You don't need to watch this movie anymore
05:02Before I start to actually write
05:05I like to do something that sounds a little bit basic
05:10I like to list my character's traits
05:13So let's call out some traits
05:15Anyone?
05:16Conscientious
05:18Conscientious
05:18I love a conscientious character
05:21How about one that's easier to spell?
05:23Irascible
05:24No
05:24Garthy
05:25All right, we're done
05:27Why don't we brainstorm some of these traits
05:29Bring them in in the morning?
05:30Hello, hello
05:31Sleepy head
05:35Today's class is going to be the only thing on the final
05:37Sorry
05:38What?
05:39I'm kidding
05:40Fuck, dude
05:41What's going on?
05:41Sorry, rooster
05:43I fell a little bit behind on rent
05:45And my roommates kicked me out
05:47I've been sleeping at Spooner's place on the floor
05:49And my back is not happy
05:51Tommy, are you homeless?
05:53Unhoused
05:54Thank you, Ronnie
05:55Are you unhoused?
05:56Uh, no
05:58Don't worry about me
05:58Okay
05:59I have an extra room
06:00Why don't you just crash with me for a couple of days
06:04Really?
06:04Yeah
06:06That is so lit
06:07Thank you
06:08You're welcome
06:08Do you have toothpaste?
06:10You know what?
06:10Never mind
06:11I'll get my own
06:12Okay
06:13So just swing by after I get back from hockey practice
06:16Okay
06:16Hey, how is coach Jake doing?
06:19He's better
06:19I think he just needed someone to believe in him
06:22Fucker
06:23Come on, DJ
06:24Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
06:26Guys, guys, guys, guys
06:27No, no, no, no, hold on
06:29Hey, coach, coach, coach
06:30You okay, DJ?
06:31You're gonna take his side
06:32He's gonna be a crazy attitude
06:33I just asked to go to the bathroom
06:36Oh, no, no, no, no, no
06:37Coach, maybe you need a shower
06:38Huh? A little time out
06:40Yeah
06:40I, I, you believe in me
06:42And not as much as before
06:44Blame
06:50Oh, fucking losers
06:51Hey
06:52Up
06:52Come, come, come
06:54Come on
06:54I'm gone
06:55I'm up
06:553-3
06:563-3
06:56No, no, no
06:57Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been shot
07:01Those were Teddy Roosevelt's words moments
07:03After an attempted assassination
07:06Now, what challenge did Roosevelt face as a boy
07:11That gave him so much grit as a man
07:15Eli, I, I appreciate your enthusiasm, son, but
07:17I like to ask questions and answer them myself
07:21It's how I command a room as you were
07:24The answer is childhood asthma
07:26Roosevelt would then be consumed by grief
07:29I was looking for you
07:32Do you always come to Walt's lectures?
07:33He likes me to start the applause when he's finished
07:36My cue word is onward
07:39I'll keep an eye out for that
07:40Question
07:41Which of Roosevelt's speeches resonates most today?
07:46Eli, I feel like we just had this discussion hand down
07:50That one was really tricky, sir
07:51Just tell me when there's a real question
07:54There won't be
07:55Roosevelt's speech of all speeches, of course, was
07:58The man in the arena
08:01So
08:03What are you up to later?
08:05What, like 11?
08:06Or, I don't know, 945?
08:0811's kind of late
08:09Okay, Greg
08:10I'm a grown woman
08:11A single parent
08:12I have a house that I will own outright in 28 years
08:17If you want this, or these, or to be inside this
08:19I need to be treated with some dignity
08:21Take me on a proper date
08:22I'm not some cheap bluesy
08:23I never felt that
08:25Never
08:26Even when you photocopied the, your, the, the, these
08:30I appreciate that
08:31Because I don't do that very often
08:34Okay
08:37Would you like to go out to dinner with me tonight?
08:40Oh no
08:41To think about it
08:43Okay
08:43Yes
08:44Oh, okay
08:46Onward
08:49Onward
08:51My goodness
08:51How can you not clap for that?
08:57Hello
08:57Gorgeous
08:58Hey
08:59I just got some free time this afternoon
09:00Fancy a shag?
09:02So romantic
09:03Uh, I can't
09:04I'm meeting my dad here
09:05And I was thinking about claiming back some self-respect
09:07No
09:07Don't worry about that
09:08No, no, no
09:08Okay, so
09:09I was going to be having a meeting with my editor
09:12Who's going to be giving me notes in the first five chapters of my book
09:14But
09:14Spoiler alert
09:16She didn't have any
09:17I mean zero notes
09:18It's like
09:19Sorry, am I the Lionel Messi of Slavic languages and Russian studies
09:22I want to celebrate with you
09:24I want to celebrate with your body
09:26Oh
09:27Yeah
09:29I meant to ask
09:30Are you still fucking sunny?
09:33Whoa
09:33That's
09:34Wow
09:34That's an incredibly personal question
09:36Seriously?
09:37Okay
09:38If you must know
09:39Yeah
09:39I am
09:40But never on the same day as you
09:42Never in the same
09:4422 hour window as you
09:45I think you may be the worst person in the world
09:48What?
09:49Hey listen
09:49I have been very clear about what I want
09:52You say the word and I will do whatever we have to do to get this marriage back on track
09:56I don't know if I want that
09:58You need time
09:58I get that
09:59And I pray that you take me back
10:02But if you don't
10:03I kind of feel like it's maybe incumbent upon me
10:05To do whatever I can
10:07To make it work with the mother of my unborn child
10:09I mean what kind of man would that make me if I didn't?
10:11I mean I don't think that's a man that you could love
10:12Oh my god
10:13So I can't do anything that would raise suspicions?
10:16Are you trying to make sleeping with two people simultaneously the moral high ground?
10:21I hope you choose us, Katie
10:22No
10:25I really do
10:33Screeching to a stop never gets old
10:36What the fuck are you wearing?
10:38Oh yeah isn't that great?
10:40That uh artsy girl with the nose ring
10:42Zoe she's handing them out
10:43What's the deal with nose rings?
10:45Does that hurt?
10:46Give me the bike
10:46Oh yeah
10:47Give me the bike
10:48Try it I knew it get off
10:49Okay so that's throttle
10:50Those are the brakes
10:50Okay beautiful form
10:52Go for it
10:53Oh you should put a helmet on hun
10:57Okay just loop it around
10:59Loop it around hun
11:01And she's not coming back
11:03All right now that the review is back in print
11:06We got to move fast
11:06So I was thinking we all could work a little late tonight
11:09That's gonna be tough for me I have a date
11:12Oh then uh I do too
11:14Oh no with you check your texts
11:18With my roommate but I introduced you guys
11:21Yes thank you
11:23I'll never forget you
11:25Professor Shepard you want to see me
11:27One sec this is going to be the best issue yet
11:31Let's get it
11:34I'm sure you know that we've lost a few young professors to other institutions so
11:39I was thinking you and I could have some personal meetings so our best new voices know
11:43That there's a fast track to tenure
11:44You're really embracing this dean of faculty thing
11:46I like the initiative
11:48I'm in
11:49Okay good
11:49Excuse me there wasn't another reason you wanted to see me
11:52Perhaps you were moved by an anonymous poetry submission
11:55A sonnet about the Irish potato famine
11:58Yeah I'm sorry that wasn't gonna work for me
12:01Huh
12:11Hi Katie
12:12Your hair looks crazy
12:14I uh was on a very fast bike
12:16Uh guys can we have a minute alone
12:21I uh I have a t-shirt for you if you want one
12:23What are you doing?
12:25I don't need you to punish Archie okay
12:28He is a narcissist with a baby on the way
12:31Believe me he's gonna get his
12:32And not that it's about this
12:34But the picture that you've chosen makes me look like Nancy Pelosi
12:37You made me the face of a cause without even asking
12:41This is a flashing reminder of all of the mistakes I keep making
12:44Katie you didn't make any mistakes
12:46It's Professor Russo
12:48Stop it all of it clear
12:50Yeah yeah sorry
12:51Thank you
12:56I've got a date Tommy
12:58What did you do with the toothpaste?
12:59I just borrowed a little bit
13:01But I didn't want to use your sink so I used mine
13:03And I don't know man it's not in there
13:04Well it's not upstairs
13:05Do you definitely have to brush?
13:07Ranch flavored corn nuts
13:08Empty bag you do the math
13:10Yeah just think
13:11Try to retrace your steps Tommy
13:13Where did you last have the toothpaste?
13:15Oh the kitchen
13:15Great
13:15Yeah the sink in the guest room is too small to get my face in
13:18Why do you put your face in the sink?
13:20What you don't?
13:21Well uh
13:22Hey get the tongue
13:25Tongue
13:25There you go
13:26See you can fit your whole face in there
13:28I don't want to put my face in there
13:29All right
13:31I'm going to call her
13:33I'm going to tell her I'm going to be a little bit late
13:35And oh
13:38Why?
13:39Why is this not charged?
13:41Oh that's my charger dude that thing's broken
13:42Why do you keep it?
13:44Well you never know
13:45You do you know
13:46It's a dead charge
13:47Don't
13:47Oh go
13:48I just gotta go
13:49Yeah yeah slow down there
13:50You just took a shower and you're already sweating again
13:52You know what I bet I can't find my deodorant either
13:53Did you take that?
13:54You just used it a little bit
13:55Don't use my deodorant please
13:57All right I'm out
13:58Hey crush it rooster
13:59I'm going to crush it
14:08Oh
14:08Stop right there
14:10Disengage
14:13Hello
14:14We meet again
14:16Finally got a chance to hop on the work computer
14:19Did a little research
14:19And it turns out these babies
14:22Are not street legal
14:23Don't you have anything better to do?
14:25Driver I'm going to need you to exit the vehicle
14:28Put your arms up
14:29And then I'm going to need you
14:32To give me
14:34A hug
14:34Come here
14:36Come here there you go
14:37What's going on?
14:38Yes
14:38There it is
14:39What are you doing?
14:40I'm not feeling good
14:41I don't understand
14:42I'm going to let this slide tonight
14:45Ask me why
14:47Why?
14:48Because of what you did
14:51For my boy
14:52Donnie Jr
14:54Coach was going to
14:55Punch him
14:56And then you threw yourself in the way
14:57DJ?
14:58That was your kid?
14:59That's my son
15:00You earned yourself one of these
15:02A get out of jail free card
15:04For Monopoly
15:05Monopoly
15:06Yeah
15:06Yeah
15:07Yeah
15:07It's a game
15:08I've played
15:09So that gets you out of jail
15:11Turn it over
15:11That's my name
15:13And my phone number
15:14Okay
15:14So it's legit
15:16Okay
15:16It won't work in any other town
15:18And it will not work for murder
15:20That's a whole other card
15:22Thank you
15:22So I really need to get going
15:24I'm late for a date
15:25Well then hop in the car
15:26I'll give you a ride over there
15:28Would that be faster?
15:29I don't actually know
15:30I can't use the siren
15:32I did that once for a date
15:34And I got into a heap of trouble
15:36You're going to hit traffic
15:37You got that light on main street
15:38You're going to sit there
15:39And sit there
15:40And sit there
15:41It doesn't ever change
15:42I've called about it
15:43But no one picks up
15:45Thank you again
16:03You know when I was a kid
16:04The Bedford Y had a set of sauna rules too
16:07No horseplay
16:09No foreplay
16:11I enjoy your friend
16:12She's my rock
16:14I do have news
16:15You know you have not heard from biotech
16:17So I went ahead and called
16:22You're not getting the internship
16:26Because they flat out want to hire you
16:28Stop!
16:30I knew it!
16:31The golden buzzer
16:32You got the golden ticket
16:33You're going to Hollywood
16:34Diana was quite impressed by you
16:36She is offering you a full-time position in her lab
16:39She's happy to work around your pregnancy
16:40She shouldn't even care about you getting your degree
16:43They don't give a shit
16:44She did it kiddo
16:45Okay
16:46Okay
16:46Okay
16:47Okay
16:47Okay
16:50Uh I uh
16:51I need some air
16:52I'm um
16:52I'm freaking out
16:54I'll check on it
16:55No I got it
16:57You were late
16:58You still owe two minutes
17:01Hey
17:02You okay?
17:04Obviously
17:04This is an incredible opportunity
17:06Just taking this job means moving away from Archie
17:09And that's
17:10It's complicated
17:11I understand
17:12But one of the top biotech firms in the whole country
17:16wants you
17:17And now it's time to celebrate
17:19So could I please get a what what?
17:22What what?
17:23Again better
17:24What what?
17:25What what?
17:26My goodness
17:27What are we celebrating?
17:29I got a job offer at Bioteca
17:30Do this neuro research
17:32Oh yeah I know
17:33Who would you meet with?
17:37Diana Jennings
17:39Yeah
17:41Really
17:42Probably should have run that one by you first
17:44Probably
17:45Congrats
17:46Thank you
17:49That one's gonna leave a mark
17:51You know what else I did?
17:53Got a pay increase for the adjuncts
17:55Hmm
17:55I mean I'm a poet
17:56I never expected to have a supervisory position you know
17:59But I like having the voice
18:01Oh my god you're drunk with power
18:04Stop
18:04You are
18:06You are
18:08I really just feel that I can
18:10I can do some good
18:12Even though I'm only interim dean
18:14You need to stop treating this like it is a temporary position
18:17Own it make it yours
18:20Okay
18:21Why not
18:22Check it out
18:24Whose is this?
18:26Mine
18:26Greg this is the coolest thing
18:28Oh my god
18:29Yes
18:29Try this on
18:30Gimme
18:31Safety first because I have a need for speed
18:33You don't scare me
18:34Are you ready?
18:37Now you do
18:49You got class this morning?
18:51Uh no
18:51But there is something I need to do
18:52I think it'll be fine
18:54It's not fine Greg
18:55I'm sorry
18:56Again
18:58When I got home I charged my phone and I texted you a bunch of times
19:02I don't know if you got any of them
19:03I got them they made everything better
19:05I don't want to give you a bunch of lame excuses
19:07I did get pulled over by the police
19:10And if I have to be honest things really started to fall apart when I lost my toothpaste
19:14I don't want to hear it
19:15I know I know you don't
19:17It was in the kitchen of all places
19:19This isn't how people behave Greg
19:22When they're starting something real
19:25Yeah
19:28Yeah that's true
19:29It's just very embarrassing
19:31I was
19:31Missile
19:32Will you send flowers to the hotel my wife is staying in?
19:35Oh
19:36Yeah
19:36And find out where she's staying
19:39That'd be good
19:40Morning Greg
19:41Good morning
19:42Was there anything else?
19:44Not at the moment
19:49Margaret Keene's husband initially took credit for all of her work
19:52Until get this a judge made them do a paint off in court
19:56But the husband never showed up
19:59Typical right?
20:04You should have seen her dad she was devastated
20:06Zoe was the one kid that looked up to me and I completely crushed her
20:12So you don't like these shirts?
20:14Because she gave me four of them
20:16I can get rid of them
20:17They could be beach shirts I could wear them on the beach
20:19Dad
20:19I don't think they're soft enough to wear sleep shirts
20:21But they could be beach
20:23Beach shirts not sleep shirts
20:26Say that five times fast
20:27What were you talking about hon?
20:30It's totally my own fault
20:31I was too open with Zoe about everything going on with Arch
20:34I don't usually do that
20:36You don't connect with your students?
20:38Why not?
20:39Yeah, why not?
20:40Why is he here?
20:41Oh, I live here
20:42Just for a couple of days
20:44Also, Greg said he needed to talk to me about some women problems
20:46No, Tommy, I did not say that
20:49I said that I was a little confused about a woman that I was seeing
20:52And you said, I got you dog
20:54And then Katie walked in before I could say no thank you dog
20:58Oh my god, is this the one-nighter?
20:59I think she wants a little bit more than that
21:01No
21:01Dad
21:01Okay, let's stick with Katie's issue here right now
21:06Look, connecting with students has been the best part of teaching for me so far
21:11It means a lot to me too
21:12You don't need to participate
21:13Oh, I don't mind
21:16I don't know if it's my thing
21:18You know, and I think maybe that's because I'm not that much older than them
21:23Don't say a word unless you want to get smacked
21:25I don't want to tell you how to do your job
21:27But I think you're missing out
21:30Tommy has some pals coming over so I am going to get them some fun snack-a-rooskies
21:35No veggies though, rooster, nobody likes celery
21:37How about with peanut butter?
21:39Yeah, I'll allow it
21:40He's my dad, not your dad
21:41He's everyone's dad
21:42And he's my dad
21:43Hot Pockets
21:44Hot Pockets
21:46Yeah
21:49Oh, there they are
21:52I miss the quiet
21:53Do you hear back from any of those internships, Bug?
21:55Do you hear back from a biotech or
21:58No, still nothing?
21:59Well, keep your chin up, Bug
22:01It'll work out as planned
22:03Thank you
22:07Keeping secrets from him?
22:08I like that
22:09Thank you
22:11And I'll say this because you taught me how
22:14Love you
22:17Making me all misty-eyed
22:20I think she wants something that's a little more real, a little more serious
22:24And I'm not sure that I'm ready for that
22:27This celery with peanut butter goes crazy
22:32How do you make this?
22:34It's celery and peanut butter, a little sea salt and a little lemon zest
22:38Nice
22:39It is nice
22:40These would be so good if it had crunchy peanut butter instead of the smooth shit
22:43Buddy, I told you if you want anything just write it on the list on the fridge
22:48Can't believe you live here
22:50Didn't work shit out with your parents
22:52Don't worry about it
22:53Come on, pig, take your time to my rooster head
22:55Bro, take my advice
22:57Don't catch no feelings
22:59If you do, you're going to be telling a beautiful little Taiwanese girl
23:02That you like country music too
23:04And then this weekend, you're going to be driving three hours to go see somebody named Luke Combs
23:09That is a very specific story and one that sounds slightly personal
23:12I mean, if you're having fun, then don't overthink it
23:16I just don't want a leader run
23:19On the other hand, she's very nice
23:21I like her
23:22There's really only one question that needs to be answered
23:27How's the sex?
23:30Wow
23:32I would never tell you guys in a million years
23:36Kinky, it's got to be kinky
23:38No guys
23:38He's into some weird shit
23:39I am not
23:41What you doing over there, Greg?
23:43Nothing, I am just seeing if she wants to go to dinner tonight
23:46What?
23:47What'd she say?
23:49Steak emoji
23:54Rooster, rooster, rooster, rooster, rooster
24:02Hey, can I talk to you for a minute?
24:05Where are my glasses?
24:07There they are
24:08Uh oh, stud alert
24:10What do you think?
24:11Trying too hard?
24:12Hey, I'd hit that
24:14Thank you
24:14Also, you wish
24:17Hey, you need some condoms?
24:18That's not a discussion we're going to have
24:20And I noticed that you put condoms on the refrigerator list
24:23That is for food items only
24:25So it's a no on the playstation
24:26That is a no on the playstation
24:28Also, um
24:30What did pig tits mean when he said work it out with your parents?
24:34My folks and I have a deal
24:36They'd only pay for my rent if I kept an above c average
24:38And I'm just a smidge below that
24:40A big smidge or a small smidge?
24:42It's a pretty sizable smidge, yeah
24:44Your class is the only one I'm doing well in
24:45It's pass-fail
24:47And I'm going to pass?
24:48Yeah, let's hope
24:50Well, my mom wants me to move home until I can get my grades up
24:52But I'm feeling really good here, you know?
24:55You made a deal
24:56You got to move back home tonight
24:57Come on, rooster
24:59Pack your bags
25:00Tomorrow we will meet
25:01Come up with a study plan
25:02And get you back on track
25:05And you do that?
25:06Of course
25:07We're accountability buddies
25:09Yeah
25:10Okay
25:10Oh, man
25:11I do not know why I'm so nervous about this date
25:14Oh, relax, man
25:14I got you
25:15Open this up a little, yeah?
25:17Oh, oh, yeah
25:18Let the chest hair sing
25:19Yeah, does that look good?
25:20Damn
25:21No wonder this lady wants to wipe you up
25:23Oh, boy
25:23Yeah
25:24Wipe me up
25:25Hey, you got this, okay?
25:27Oh, yeah
25:29Look
25:31I didn't like the t-shirts
25:33I mean, how would you feel if everywhere you walked you saw your own face?
25:37I feel like I wouldn't mind it
25:39You're gonna do really well in life
25:41Still
25:42I should not have come down so hard on you
25:45It's okay
25:45It's not
25:46I just
25:49Zoe, I know you think I'm a strong woman who is handling this personal shitstorm with grace
25:54But I'm not
25:55I'm struggling
25:57With my feelings for Professor Bates
26:00And
26:01Those struggles are sometimes less about what he does
26:05And more about how he smells
26:08You like the way he smells
26:10Unfortunately, I do
26:12I know you're not perfect
26:14It's kind of why you were my favorite teacher, Professor Russo
26:17I felt like you were someone I could really relate to
26:21You can call me Katie
26:22Are you just saying that because you want to be my favorite teacher again?
26:26That's definitely part of it
26:28Look, Archie is a run-of-the-mill narcissistic asshole who sometimes smells like wildflowers
26:36I mean, come on
26:38There are plenty of real villains lurking around this place
26:42Making yourself right at home
26:44I thought it was time
26:47There's, uh, something I need to talk to you about
26:50Miss me?
26:52Mmm
26:53Love the plant
26:54Thank you
26:59There's no way she wrote all these poems
27:05That's what I wanted to talk to you about
27:07Hey, thank you
27:08I wanted to ask you about your name
27:11I've never met anyone named Crystal
27:13It's lovely
27:14Thank you
27:16It's Crystal, actually
27:19What?
27:20My first day working for Walt
27:21I'd just been to the dentist
27:23And he thought I said Crystal
27:26Oh, wow
27:27And I just got divorced and needed a change
27:29So I just never corrected him
27:33And now I kind of like it
27:37Please don't tell him
27:38I am not sure I would know how
27:40I really like it
27:43I like Crystal
27:44Thank you
27:45I like the name Greg
27:48Thanks
27:51Would you care for some dessert?
27:55Not here
27:56Oh, yeah
27:57We could go get ice cream somewhere
28:01Are you okay?
28:05Are you?
28:07Can you feel that?
28:08All right
28:10There he is
28:10Hi
28:11Can I get the check?
28:12Please
28:15Should we go to your place?
28:17Yeah
28:18Oh, I definitely pulled something
28:23We need to hydrate so we don't cramp up
28:26Two Gatorays coming up, my queen
28:28I want blue flavored
28:30Brewster?
28:36Hey, Tommy
28:39What are you doing here?
28:42I live here
28:43Also, get some whipped cream so I can lick it off your balls
28:50Holy sh...
28:51We got it
28:54What a mess
28:55A ladder of success
28:59Where you take one step and miss the whole first run
29:05Dreams unfulfilled
29:08Glad to wait unskilled
29:11A piece for the cotton
29:13And a wind to be forgotten
29:16Where are the sons of no one
29:20Bastards of young
29:23Where are the sons of no one
29:27Bastards of young
29:30The daughters and the sun
29:38Who will be forgotten
29:41To be water
29:50Ah
29:52Bye bye
29:54Ow!
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