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The Young Offenders S05E04 (2026)
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00:02Whoever said that a week's work makes a man was obviously some rich prick.
00:06A week's work makes me a depressed man. He stinks of fish guts.
00:09Five, ten, two laurels.
00:13Twelve fifty.
00:14Ten, fifteen, sixteen, sixteen fifty. I'm done.
00:19Boy, we've been working all week, like.
00:21Stop giving away so much fish for free.
00:24No, boy. Then we'd just be as bad as the rich pricks.
00:26Yeah, that Bezos prick.
00:30I was trying to drink.
00:31Yeah, please, thanks.
00:32No worries.
00:34Maaam!
00:36Maaam, we're toast. Do you need a drink?
00:39Any juice?
00:42Maaam!
00:45Maaam!
00:47Maaam!
00:47Maaam!
00:48What's she doing, boy?
00:50It's the middle of the day and we want something.
00:52She's hardly dead, is she?
00:53No, if she was dead she'd be haunting us, why no?
00:56Maaam!
00:58What the fuck?
00:59What's my name?
01:02What's that?
01:03What?
01:04What are you saying?
01:05The oak, oak, oak, oak.
01:07What?
01:09What?
01:10What?
01:11Who?
01:12What?
01:13That stuff!
01:14That is disgusting!
01:16Dirty guys!
01:17Jesus Christ!
01:18The guards are coming!
01:19The guards are coming!
01:21The guards are coming!
01:23You're rotting boy!
01:25Stop smiling boy!
01:28Jesus Christ!
01:29It seems like everyone was added apart from us!
01:32Fuck!
01:34Whoa!
01:36Why, how many times have you had the ride?
01:38Since we got out of prison?
01:40I don't know, do handjobs count?
01:42Depends on who gave them to you like?
01:43I know!
01:44They were with my left hand though, some of them.
01:46Still doesn't count boy.
01:47Yeah, I know. Then zero for sure.
01:49I'm zero too.
01:50Have you ever tried sitting on your handy doing it?
01:52Oh, can't we can't live like this, boy.
01:53Listen to yourself, all right?
01:55We are two of the biggest catches I know, boy.
01:57Women...
01:58Women should be throwing themselves at us, boy.
01:59I know.
02:00Can't we have to? No, we have to.
02:01We have to go out in the pool, boy.
02:02All the apps are just full of cash.
02:03Oh, we don't need apps, boy.
02:04We're going to old school, okay?
02:06We're going to old school, all right?
02:07All right.
02:07Pubs, clubs, chippers, and schools.
02:11Yeah.
02:12Our schools?
02:13Yeah, mums only.
02:14Mums only.
02:15All right, but we can't just sit around and rot, okay?
02:17No.
02:17We're better than that, boy.
02:19I mean, we're lads.
02:19We're lads of Cork.
02:21We don't just sit around and wait to get our holes away.
02:24We stand up and we say enough is enough.
02:26Enough is enough.
02:27Now you look at me, boy.
02:29We are going out into that town.
02:30And we are not coming back until we have SDI.
02:38Get changed.
02:40Yeah, we should.
02:41I should probably get changed.
02:42I should smell the fish.
02:43Yeah, we get changed, boys.
02:44All right.
02:54Let's go.
02:55Yey, we'll be good.
03:00What?
03:03Put the LAUGHTER
03:05Come here.
03:06Let's go.
03:07Hold up.
03:08Hold up.
03:08Hold up.
03:09Nice job!
03:11Hold up and hold up.
03:14Hold up, hold up.
03:15Oh, hold up.
03:18Yeah.
03:20Yeah.
03:22Let me hit you with something.
03:24Something slow, something lovely.
03:26She likes it country.
03:28Oh, she likes it country.
03:30She don't like that fair shit that sucks.
03:38Wait, boy.
03:39It's all about the four C's, yeah?
03:42Confidence, compliments, crack.
03:44Now, what's the fourth one?
03:46Yeah, no, I know this way.
03:47Obviously, the number one priority is that we get our hold.
03:50Yeah, well, like, you don't want to come on too strong either.
03:52No, no, no, definitely don't come on too strong.
03:54But if we're smart, yeah?
03:55We can make a bit of kind, too.
03:57I don't know if I get paid for trouble enough giving it away for free, like.
04:00Kind, but what did you say?
04:02Confidence, right?
04:03It's the summer, town's full of beers.
04:05All we have to do is find two...
04:07Two rich...
04:08Fuck up, Cain!
04:10Find somewhere else to practice.
04:12Two rich, out of town beers,
04:14show them a good time, and then at the end, you know,
04:15we steal a few things.
04:17So, two lucky ladies,
04:18we get their haul away with two of the best-looking lads in Cork.
04:20Nice, Conor and Jack.
04:21Then, in exchange,
04:22we take some jewellery that they don't even care about.
04:26What?
04:26So, at the end, we ask them if they care about their jewellery?
04:28No, boy, no, right?
04:30Conor, Conor, we're on the breadline, all right?
04:32Yeah.
04:33Yeah, sure.
04:33It's annoying for them if they lose a sparkly piece of jewellery.
04:36But that sparkly piece of jewellery, boy,
04:38could rescue us from a lifetime of grief and poverty.
04:41All right, so we're stealing from them...
04:43Yeah.
04:43...but in a good way?
04:44Exactly.
04:45All right.
04:46And anyway, they probably have, like, insurance,
04:47so everybody wins.
04:49Insurance?
04:50Yeah, like insurance, insurance.
04:53So when you pay someone money,
04:54then if anything happens to your stuff or your money,
04:57then that person has to pay you back?
04:58You're telling me some people are so rich
04:59that they pay someone else money
05:01just in case they lose their money
05:02just so they can get their original money back?
05:04Yeah, exactly.
05:05Sorry, boy, I'm gullible, but I'm not thick.
05:07No, but that is what it is.
05:09Pulling women can be complicated,
05:11but not if you use jocks easy-to-follow steps.
05:13He calls them the four Cs.
05:16Firstly, you compliment me.
05:18Secondly, you make them laugh.
05:19He calls that the crack.
05:23Third, you conquer them with confidence,
05:26ideally by demonstrating your brute masculinity.
05:29And if all else fails,
05:31which, of course, it rarely does,
05:32it's time for the mysterious fourth C.
05:36Linda once told me I looked mysterious when we first met.
05:39But the truth is,
05:40that look was me being so nervous
05:41I was trying not to get sick.
05:43My strategy is slightly different to jocks,
05:45but just as effective.
05:47What are you doing, boy?
05:48I'm not homeless.
05:50I find that just simply listening to what women have to say
05:53gets them in bed every time.
05:55What's even the point in having a boyfriend
05:57if he's not even going to talk to you?
05:58Sounds like he's just not very good at expressing his emotions.
06:02Just not my bad.
06:03Who have you got to communicate?
06:06I do love her.
06:08I do love her.
06:08You think it might be good for her to know that?
06:20Good stuff.
06:21Have a good one, Harry.
06:22You know, boy.
06:23I think if those two work on their communication,
06:25they should be all right.
06:26Yeah.
06:27Why am I getting worried about you?
06:28I'm already after shifting three doors.
06:30And look,
06:30I've stolen five light doors.
06:32You know, boy.
06:33I've lost my spare.
06:34What?
06:34No, boy.
06:35You just have to get the first one out of the way, okay?
06:36It's like getting washed off.
06:37I've lost their leg.
06:39Hey, hey!
06:39Hey!
06:40Hey!
06:41Hey, put your man in, you prick!
06:45Are you all right, Gordon?
06:47You OK?
06:47No, we're not OK.
06:48We've just been mulled.
06:49No, no, you haven't.
06:50I stopped it.
06:50Did you have everything?
06:51Yes!
06:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, you all right?
06:53What is it?
06:54You mean the boys, well, you mean the boys...
06:56He's speaking Gaelic.
06:57He's actually just worried that fine women such as
06:59yourself are getting taken advantage of like that.
07:01I'm sorry about that.
07:02Yeah, terrible.
07:02Two of y'ne's having a gaffe around the city,
07:04gotta be safe in these alleyways,
07:05like some savoury types all over the world.
07:07So is that Gaelic?
07:08Yeah, that is Gaelic, yeah, so you wish, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:11Well, let us get you some drinks to repay you.
07:14A drink? Yeah, absolutely, that's unbelievable, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:19But I wore a show on us.
07:20Oh, are you sure?
07:21Yes, of course.
07:22You're not sure because if two women want to buy us a drink, that's it, they're bonnie, they're tight.
07:26Yeah, sure, yeah, but no, no, no, we do insist, we do insist, I'm sorry about that, we'd love to.
07:30Well, we're not going to turn down a pre-drink.
07:32Yeah, why would you? Because you're not a fucking idiot.
07:36I'm Charlotte, by the way.
07:38She's an influencer, has over 100,000 followers.
07:41Charlotte, nice to meet you, my name's Jack.
07:43Emma.
07:44Emma, lovely to meet you, Emma.
07:46Beautiful, Emma.
07:47Whoa, how are you?
07:49Yeah, Connor, my sweetie.
07:50Oh, sorry, you smell really like fruit.
07:54Yeah.
07:56After you, girls.
07:59What are you doing?
08:00What are you doing, boy?
08:02We can't afford these drinks.
08:03Yeah, obviously not, boy, we're going to have to steal them.
08:05But look, we can't have them taking more grifters, all right?
08:07Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
08:08They're hot, rich and clueless, boy, it's perfect.
08:11Really?
08:12Yeah, boy, we're going to get our hole and make a mint.
08:15You watch.
08:15What are you, you pervert?
08:16We don't want to watch.
08:18You didn't mean that, you fool.
08:21I'm not watching you riding somebody.
08:23Wait, we'll just go get it.
08:25Gorge, you head upstairs there and we'll get you a drink, all right?
08:28Perfect.
08:28Okay.
08:29All right, go on.
08:30See you as they say.
08:32How are we doing this?
08:33The jackpot.
08:34Holy shit, boy.
08:36Look at that.
08:37We're going to rob a tin.
08:39What?
08:40No, boy, I'm showing you how rich they are.
08:43All right.
08:44Shit.
08:48Me and Jock were Cork's most eligible bachelors.
08:51But love is not cheap.
08:53And the most expensive part is dating.
08:55And the most expensive part of that is drinking.
08:58Women love cocktails, especially the classy ones.
09:01And everyone knows cocktails are just a load of booze mixed together and given a fancy name.
09:05Sweet ladies.
09:07Hi.
09:07Here we are.
09:08This is another tab to go eventually.
09:10Really?
09:11Yeah.
09:12We'd assumed you'd done a runner.
09:14No.
09:14You're stuck with us now.
09:15Oh, we'll see about that.
09:17Yeah.
09:18Cheers to muggers, eh?
09:19Cheers muggers.
09:20Cheers.
09:24That is savage.
09:26Unbelievable.
09:28Is that lipstick?
09:29Yes.
09:30We're proud of the presentation.
09:31Yeah.
09:32It's called a kiss from Cork.
09:34So cute.
09:35Oh, a kiss from Cork.
09:37Hopefully not the last.
09:39Oh, I think, yeah.
09:41How are you going here?
09:42Oh, my God.
09:42Is this a crack?
09:44Are we having a crack?
09:44Thank you, garden.
09:46Welcome to the crack.
09:51Oh, it sounds sort of beefy, but in an amazing way.
09:59Yeah.
09:59Yeah, he's listening to us.
10:01Worcestershire sauce, isn't he?
10:02Yeah.
10:02Would you boys be up for grabbing an early dinner after this?
10:05Oh, absolutely, yeah.
10:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:08Cheers!
10:09Yes!
10:11Cheers!
10:12Yeah!
10:14Don't spoil your outfit.
10:17Yeah.
10:20Yeah, good cheer.
10:21All right, here we go.
10:22Here we go.
10:22Thanks.
10:23Thanks, mate.
10:25Wait, what are you doing with that team, mate?
10:28He's just burning the shit out of him.
10:30Why is this place so posh?
10:31They just burn the fruit for the crack, do they?
10:34Where'd you think you're...
10:35Hey.
10:35Now!
10:36Pudding!
10:37No, we have to send that back.
10:38The fellas after the burning the top off the thing.
10:40Yeah, right.
10:41Yeah, right.
10:42Right, you can't do...
10:43No, it's meant to be like that.
10:46All right.
10:46All right.
10:47Is this fire custard?
10:48All right.
10:51All right.
10:52All right.
10:53All right.
10:54Yeah.
10:56Be interested.
10:57Try this now.
10:58Thanks a million.
10:59Yeah.
11:05Oh, my God.
11:08Man, that's...
11:10Oh, my God.
11:10It's so hard and soft at the same time.
11:12Right.
11:13Oh, that's amazing, mate.
11:16Oh.
11:20Oh.
11:21Oh.
11:21Oh, boy.
11:22Fucking hey.
11:25So, do you boys want to get the bill and then come back to us?
11:30Oh, yeah.
11:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, please.
11:32That sounds...
11:33Eh?
11:33Yeah.
11:34We can...
11:35We can do that.
11:36And when we do that, we'll meet you all day.
11:40Oh.
11:41Oh, wow, look.
11:42Ah.
11:43Hey.
11:44I hope that tasted okay.
11:46It was...
11:47Grand.
11:48Grand.
11:49Grand.
11:50You're all yours now, huh?
11:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:52We'll see you outside.
11:54One, two.
11:55What?
11:56What are we going to do?
11:57We can't afford all this.
11:58I don't know.
11:58Why don't you the plan?
11:59What?
12:00I was following you.
12:01You just said, we'll get this.
12:05Holy shit.
12:07Sorry, boy, all right?
12:07No, John.
12:08Look.
12:22Come on.
12:23Come on.
12:23Come on.
12:24Come on.
12:25Come on.
12:25Come on.
12:26Come on.
12:26Come on.
12:27Come on.
12:27Come on.
12:28I can't run.
12:29I thought we were going to just lock the money and pay it for me.
12:31I thought it was obvious we were taking the cash and being going to run away.
12:35Come on.
12:37It's here to get your back.
12:39Here.
12:39Goodbye.
12:41I'm not going to lie to Harry.
12:43We're not actually rich.
12:44Yeah, no shit.
12:45We're trying to show you a good time, so we're making the most of it.
12:47We ran out on the bill.
12:49And whose cash is that?
12:52I just borrowed it off some fella who doesn't know it, eh?
12:55So you stole it?
12:56No, we stole it.
12:57We stole it.
12:57We did steal it.
12:58I'm not going to prison for some petty thief.
13:00Don't let a little bit of stealing get in the way of a good time.
13:03This is so bloody authentic.
13:06Fine.
13:06But if you steal anything from us, I'll have you both arrested.
13:10Deal.
13:11Deal.
13:11Deal.
13:13Can we get out of this pissy alleyway?
13:15We can all go back to our hotel.
13:18Yeah.
13:18You're everything.
13:19Yeah.
13:19Alright.
13:21No, mate.
13:22What, mate?
13:22No.
13:22Alright.
13:35Oh, shit!
13:36I've been no cark in the palace.
13:38Have you seen this guy?
13:40Oh, my God.
13:43Are we lost, gentlemen?
13:45It's okay.
13:46They're Irish.
13:47And they're with us.
13:48Yeah.
13:49We're Irish.
13:50And we're with them.
13:52Oh, good good.
13:53Oh, my God.
14:00The bed's so massive! My feet don't even come off the end!
14:03Are you boys still sleeping in bunk beds then?
14:05No. What?
14:07Do you think Conor's alright? He's been in there for a while.
14:10Shall I go check on him?
14:11You relax. I'll check on him, alright?
14:16Conor, can you please not sit in here, boy?
14:19Well, we'll never get a home if you sync up the place, boy.
14:21I sit, boy. You know I only take a shit twice a week.
14:24I'm loading up.
14:26I'm going to take a shit twice a week, boy.
14:29I'm on my shampoo.
14:30Body wash, eh? I've been eating.
14:32I've lost the conditioner.
14:34Alright, I should get a bar now.
14:36Toothbrush, okay?
14:37Soap, too.
14:38Boys, we miss you tonight here.
14:41Let me see.
14:42A what?
14:43Hey.
14:44What?
14:44Wee wee.
14:46Yeah. We're coming.
14:47Yeah.
14:49Chinese food. Chinese food. Do you order Chinese food?
14:51What?
14:53Oh.
14:57Oh.
14:57Oh, Cang.
14:58Yeah?
14:59Cang, you've got to do this, boy.
15:01I've never felt like anything like this in my life.
15:03No way, boy.
15:05I'm only getting my bits out.
15:09Boy, just cover yourself in the towel.
15:11I'm not doing it, alright, Jar?
15:12Oh.
15:15She's just whining about a girl, mate.
15:17That night.
15:18What?
15:18I didn't even know they could.
15:21Is she okay?
15:21If you like, I can give you a nice pedicure.
15:24What'd you say?
15:26Pedicure.
15:26Alright, I mean, I need the kids, okay, you sicko?
15:28Excuse me.
15:29Yo, what'd he say?
15:31He's not a sicko.
15:32Connor, a pedicure is getting your toenails trimmed.
15:36What?
15:37Rich people get other people to clip their toenails.
15:40Yeah.
15:45Sorry about earlier.
15:47That's okay.
15:49Out of interest, have you ever given a pedicure to a pedophile?
15:57There's something in my water.
15:59Oh, that's cucumber.
16:00Oh, I don't think we have that in Ireland.
16:04Geez, boy, I could get used to being rich.
16:06I think I'm gonna go take a dip in the jacuzzi.
16:10Are you coming?
16:12I ain't gonna do that yet.
16:22Oh, boy, that's warm.
16:23That's nice, isn't it?
16:24Now, will I get a party?
16:25I'll go get my phone, will I?
16:26Oh, no.
16:27No, I shouldn't after the pedicure.
16:29You're right.
16:30Oh, it's okay.
16:32Come on.
16:32I'm just gonna stay here and look at the lovely view of Cock City, eh?
16:35Jack, bye.
16:36Don't worry.
16:38If you can't swim, it doesn't matter.
16:40It's not that deep.
16:41I can't swim.
16:42No, we can all swim.
16:43We can all swim.
16:43Come and just get in and stuff being weird.
16:45Leave some warm, mate, look.
16:46Yeah!
16:47Leave some warm.
16:48All right.
16:48Come on, honey.
16:52I don't want any of that.
16:55Holy mess, boy.
16:56All that.
16:58Just get in the big cup.
17:01What the fuck are you wearing, mate?
17:03What are you wearing?
17:05What are you wearing?
17:06What are those things, mate?
17:08Just tell me my hands.
17:09Oh, my God.
17:10What are you wearing?
17:11What are you wearing?
17:12What were they supposed to, all right?
17:13You didn't have any clean ones.
17:14I didn't know you'd be seeing them today.
17:15I want you to have laughs.
17:16Come on, boy.
17:17Come on.
17:17Sorry.
17:17I think they're sweet.
17:20Really?
17:21Yeah.
17:21Get in.
17:23All right.
17:24Is it too hot?
17:25Is it hot?
17:25No, it's nice and warm, boy.
17:26Yes, boy.
17:28Very good.
17:29All right.
17:30Oh.
17:31Yeah, it's just time.
17:32It is actually quite hot.
17:34Oh, full view right there.
17:36All right.
17:39Okay.
17:41It's okay.
17:42It's okay.
17:42Come on.
17:43Come on.
17:44Hey.
17:46Hey.
17:46Hey.
17:46Hey.
17:46Hey, boy.
17:50It is.
17:51Hi, hi, hi.
17:52Yeah.
17:53That'll be good.
17:54All right.
17:56Going in for a kiss is a bit like stealing a bike.
17:59It's exciting, risky, but at a certain point, you just gotta do it.
18:07Oh, God.
18:09You're so indigenous.
18:11Then you gotta do it again.
18:14Oh, my God.
18:20Never have I ever been to prison.
18:27Really?
18:28Uh-huh.
18:29Uh-huh.
18:30Uh-huh.
18:31Yeah, it wasn't for anything bad.
18:33Like, it was just a bit of a misunderstanding.
18:36You're not a young offender anymore.
18:37You're an adult and an international drug smuggler.
18:40You're sentenced to six years in prison.
18:42It basically wasn't even our fault.
18:44Like, yeah.
18:48Oh, gosh.
18:49Excuse me.
18:50It's daddy.
18:51Oh, daddy.
18:52I know.
18:54Stop shouting!
18:56Oh.
18:57Yeah.
18:58Well, I wish that you weren't my father either.
19:01My dad's dead.
19:03Oh.
19:05Should we leave?
19:06I'll go, Jeff.
19:07I'll go.
19:07No, no, no.
19:08Leave it to me.
19:10Enjoy yourselves, right?
19:14Oh, shit.
19:14All right.
19:21You all right?
19:23No.
19:24What happened?
19:27Being made by a fucking arsehole happened.
19:29My dad was a prick, too.
19:31What about your mum?
19:32She's actually dead.
19:35I'm sorry.
19:36So what are you sorry for?
19:37You didn't kill her, did you?
19:39I mean, it'd be fairly awkward if you did, like...
19:43Did you?
19:43No.
19:44Okay.
19:50Oh, sorry.
19:55Should we maybe check on them?
19:58I'll leave it to them.
20:00Right.
20:01Oh, unless that's not the custom here.
20:04Oh, yeah.
20:05Yeah.
20:06I'm not really sure what the custom is here, to be honest.
20:09I need a lot of oysters there.
20:12You're not that bad, you know.
20:14Despite all the stealing.
20:18I'm not really in the mood anymore.
20:22Sorry.
20:24Don't worry, both.
20:26Me neither, to be honest.
20:28I'm fairly wrecked after the massage.
20:31Is it...
20:31Is it supposed to do that to you?
20:35I'd still like you to spend the night.
20:38What are you?
20:40Um...
20:40Can I borrow your toothbrush, though?
20:43I don't think we should have sex anymore.
20:47Oh...
20:48Didn't even cross my mind.
20:50You can still tell Chuck we did it, if you like.
20:54Thanks.
20:56What a spoon.
21:00Can I be a teaspoon?
21:03Can I be a teaspoon?
21:05It's alright.
21:06Go ahead.
21:08Go ahead.
21:09Go ahead.
21:10Psst, go ahead.
21:11Psst.
21:13Go ahead.
21:14Go ahead.
21:17I don't want to steal anything.
21:19No, I don't want some light.
21:21I just...
21:21I don't think we should.
21:23I never want it.
21:24Why?
21:25Not quite.
21:28Josh, Josh.
21:29Do you want me to put back the shambos?
21:33No, we'll take them, we'll take them.
21:50Charlie?
21:53Charlie?
21:58Where's Charlie, buddy?
21:59Huh?
22:00Where's Charlie?
22:01I don't know, boys.
22:02Where's Amy at?
22:04I don't know, boys.
22:04It's not me.
22:07Hey, man!
22:09Charlie?
22:09Hey, man!
22:11What you do with your chamb, buddy?
22:12Sure.
22:14What's your chamb?
22:15What you do with your chamb?
22:17Huh?
22:19Sweet.
22:22Where's our watch?
22:24Boy.
22:25Charlie!
22:26Hey, man!
22:27Hey, boy.
22:27Why'd you put the cash?
22:28I didn't touch the cash.
22:29You weren't the cash.
22:30Why'd you put the cash?
22:31You didn't touch the cash.
22:32Where's my phone, kind of man?
22:34Hey, man!
22:34Where's my phone?
22:36It's on the table there.
22:37Where's my phone?
22:38Who's on the table?
22:39Why'd you open your ears?
22:42Charlie!
22:43Emma!
22:44Emma!
22:45You must have it, boy.
22:46They've got it.
22:49Coin, coin, coin.
22:50Huh?
22:54Dads.
22:54Who's that?
22:54Who's that?
22:55That's Charlotte.
22:56He had a grappling time which he bought.
22:58Truly top boys here.
23:00Isn't that right, Emma?
23:01I can't believe you dopes fell for it.
23:04We only took them from school.
23:04That's Emma.
23:05That's them, boy.
23:06We're better looking.
23:07Sorry, we ditched you, but you were sitting asleep.
23:10They're from court.
23:11Sorry, we lied.
23:13And about stealing from me.
23:16What?
23:16That's happening, boy!
23:18Traitors, boy.
23:19Little rat boys.
23:20We didn't lie about everything.
23:21My dad is an arsehole.
23:23And I did want to pop my Irish cherry.
23:26Deceived by our own?
23:27Love you, lads.
23:28Thanks for covering the hotel.
23:30Love you, lads.
23:31Emma spoon me and everything.
23:32If that is your real name.
23:34Boy, we'd never have done that to them.
23:35Never.
23:35There's some things we would do, but we would never have done that.
23:38Not in a million years, boy.
23:39Joking, man.
23:40But what are they on about as well?
23:41Thanks for covering the hotel.
23:43Yeah, we didn't cover our own.
23:44We didn't cover anyone.
23:45What does that even mean?
23:46No way they left us.
23:47No way.
23:49How much?
23:51Two thousand euro.
23:52They didn't buy the hotel room.
23:54I'm sorry, madam, but it was the penthouse.
23:56The penthouse?
23:58It wasn't our fault, ma'am.
23:59It was Charlotte and Emma.
24:00Yeah.
24:01Who the hell are Charlotte and Emma?
24:02There were a couple of girls that we thought were rich
24:04and were going to give us the ride.
24:05Two grand for the ride?
24:07It's not a hope I'm paying this.
24:08I'm sorry, madam, but they did spend the night.
24:11Are their names on the reservation?
24:13No.
24:13Yeah, no.
24:14We're out of here.
24:15Let's go.
24:17Tell me you actually did get the ride.
24:19I won't.
24:20Oh, idiots.
24:21It's on our fight.
24:22We were out.
24:23We got catfished by a couple of girls.
24:25It's alright.
24:25We got insurance.
24:26What the hell do you think insurance actually is?
24:29Well, we got you shampoo.
24:31I finally got my head around the whole insurance thing.
24:35As it turns out, they don't cover catfishing.
24:38But we did get SDIs from the hot tub.
24:40But not one of the bad ones.
24:42Just an itchy knob.
24:42And entry 이용.
24:45There, there, there, there, there.
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