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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was, uh, Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22Because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Jane.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:01New born feet up.
01:03Super.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:26Que los forever.
01:28I'm sorry.
01:30Que los forever.
01:39No, no, no, no.
01:44You're in there.
01:48I'm so excited to play the show Idee of go why
01:49how you're superworked.
01:50You'll get the holding holdler head two to a house.
01:54Good job, give you a hand
01:58A golden star, you think you're clever
02:03Good God, she took a break
02:06Made a mistake, when she made driver
02:11Que los forever
02:15Que los forever
02:19Que los forever
02:23Que los forever
02:24You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:29Close enough line, back out on the ice for Boston
02:32Come on over the box
02:33We're having a lot of game today
02:35We're having a lot of game today
02:37Magic things, I hope you're gonna get out
02:38I hope you're gonna get out
02:43Soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know
02:53I know
02:53You're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree
03:00A dog
03:01A hill that's crooked from the wind that bites
03:06You say
03:08You say
03:09You're lost to see
03:11Call the power and the light
03:14You're washed up
03:17The relevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21I'm standing in my light
03:24I'm standing in my light
03:25I'm standing in my light
03:35I'm standing
03:36You think I'm pretty
03:36You think I'm pretty
03:38You think I'm pretty
03:38You think I'm pretty
03:39You say
03:40You scare me out
03:41Most people do
03:43This is the real world
03:44Honey in the air
03:46In spite of everything
03:48I guess there's just no hit in the Ziel
03:51Nice try
03:53Knock it out the way
03:55Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya
03:59You wanna be ya
04:00you wanna be ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
04:05Nice try
04:07Get out with it
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:23Hey, if Rosano fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fuck him back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see?
04:39Uh, no, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC
04:51and some radio outlets in like time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander.
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:01Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals
05:05than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week
05:13and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:20Bye, hockey.
05:36See you next time.
07:06Uh-huh.
07:12We're dead.
07:13We're dead.
07:14We're dead.
07:15We're dead.
07:21He will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sext me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Barely.
07:54Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Sure.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57Ugh.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:22It's the wound.
09:25It's the wound.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:36It's okay.
10:55Oh, my God.
10:59Is he okay?
11:08It's you.
11:13It's you and you, okay?
11:16It's you and you.
11:20It's you and you.
11:24It's you.
11:28It's still okay.
11:30It's alright.
11:53It's you and you.
11:54Are you, are you?
11:55Oh God, hold on.
12:03What the hell?
12:13Oh God.
12:23Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32We'll shower now, okay?
12:45Stay alive.
12:58You killed me, Wander.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:15It's you.
13:19It's you.
13:22It's you.
13:24It's you.
13:24I should go.
13:33So, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Ron's medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:36Bye.
14:45Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top
14:54story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:00A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's
15:08captain.
15:20All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:24What's up?
15:24All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:38Boys.
15:39Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vonnie.
15:42At least I fucking lost to Latvia.
15:43I mean, did you see that game?
15:44Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:47Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:49Uh, I don't know.
15:50Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:54Uh-uh.
15:55Seriously, this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:57Okay.
15:57Trust me.
15:58You look great in Silver, Vonnie. Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:03Does your room have that smell?
16:05Yes.
16:06Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:10Yeah, you're probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not gonna be here long.
16:13All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:15My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We're trying together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for him.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:35Hey, here's me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:40Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:15Fuck yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
17:39Hey.
17:45I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:49I saw you up here.
17:50I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:57We hit.
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13He didn't answer my text.
18:16No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:21Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:36You need to meet with me.
18:38Yes, father.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you today,
18:44not in the evening,
18:45regardless of what you're doing.
18:48This is my honor.
18:49You have to be proud of me.
18:52After yesterday's time,
18:54you won't win...
18:57...Latvii.
18:59Latvia.
19:00And he still drinks.
19:02How did you do it?
19:04Is it not sad?
19:05Not sad, my father.
19:07They don't teach you discipline
19:10in this American League.
19:11It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:15It's not a hope that you showed up in childhood.
19:19Now I play better than when I am.
19:22Our opponent is traumatized.
19:24The team is playing.
19:25What is it?
19:26What is it for American absurd?
19:28What is it for?
19:30You, captain, you do it for them.
19:33You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:41Who is it to you?
19:45Your mother?
19:47She can't do this.
19:53No, my father.
19:56My mother died.
19:59My mother died.
20:00Do you remember her?
20:03I was in your case.
20:06Where are you, Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:12Of course.
20:14Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:19Of the night.
20:21Of the night.
20:23To be able to meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:29We need to go.
20:30We need to go.
20:34Or you want to be able to meet the police.
20:36Of the night.
20:37I am.
20:38I am.
20:39I will decide you guys.
20:41Okay.
20:42Kocchik, Kocchik, he's still there.
20:43He needs to rest.
20:45We have to pay all the money to America.
20:47He needs to pay for it.
20:49Good, good.
20:50He's too good for us.
20:52He's too good for us.
20:53But it's a problem with leadership.
20:55It's always a problem with leadership.
20:59We're too much in the way.
21:01He's too good for us.
21:04I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel.
21:08You talk too much,
21:10especially when it's about hockey.
21:13Only when we're winning, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar.
21:17He needs to be one more.
21:21Look how she's got him for you.
21:24From the same time.
21:26I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if you would remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:32No, I have something interesting.
21:51Is this a lot pushing?
21:57Not on the same time.
22:04Is this all you need?
22:06It's a bar that you can't play.
22:09It's not for you.
22:09It's a bar that you have to play.
22:09For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:13you have to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame him on me.
22:19When I know what it costs, I blame him on me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter?
22:26Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:28Your father is a fool, who will kill you in any case.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:35And I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Is it true?
22:42Yes, it is true.
22:43Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46But New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you will win this year in this year.
22:52In this year?
22:53Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Mitko is traumatized.
22:59Where do you know everything?
23:01On the extra sense.
23:03Well, you're a little bit of a problem.
23:06You're a bit of a traumatism.
23:07You're not doing a bad thing.
23:10You're a little bit of a problem.
23:12You're a little bit of a problem.
23:13You have to watch a lot.
23:15You'll be able to win whoever you want in the West.
23:18You'll be able to win whoever you want in the West.
23:19Not that before.
23:20In the final, most likely, it will be San Francisco.
23:24And they're good.
23:25But too young.
23:27And so you win the World Cup of Saints for a year,
23:29a year before I had played with Satsun.
23:35No, thank you. I'm going to sleep tomorrow.
23:38I need to look at you ideal tomorrow.
23:41You always look ideal.
23:42Right. But you need to agree with us.
23:47We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:54Well, what?
24:00How's the prize, Sasha?
24:03Wow, that's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:09Clubs? It's my head.
24:13Boys. Just a nice.
24:17And boys?
24:21You've seen French men?
24:24Right?
24:31I love you.
24:32God, I'm nothing.
24:37You don't know how much you are.
24:40You don't lie.
24:43You don't answer.
24:44What are you waiting for in the answer?
24:49When you were happy, you would be happy.
24:57Do you remember?
25:08Are you here? Seriously?
25:10I don't know.
25:12The danger was earlier to you, if you remember me, don't change me.
25:21We are children, Sash.
25:26Yes, that's right.
25:32Stop it.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:37Where are you from?
25:39No.
25:49Okay, I'll find a party.
25:54Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:04Yeah, I was happy to see you.
26:24What happens here?
26:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do like this?
26:31I don't know, my mom told me to give away.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:38Okay, playoffs are over.
26:39You cannot keep the beer.
26:40That's not a rule.
26:41You just made that up.
26:42Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it.
26:52Stop it.
26:54Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
26:59As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:02Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire
27:04since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only
27:09intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11Ooh.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay?
27:16Listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:27That was yesterday.
27:28That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:34I need to win.
27:38Here, at home, tonight.
27:42As much fun as it would have been to go to California
27:45and humiliate them there, but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:06Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:17Let's fucking go!
28:21Great focus.
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:27I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You ain't Rosanoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But he's very good at hockey.
28:39The best, probably.
28:40Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-ander.
28:43Yeah.
28:44Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:48And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:53What a comeback story this year for Ilya Rosanoff.
28:56Ah, the captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:59Leading his team in block shots.
29:01In shots against.
29:03And obviously, it comes all-ander.
29:07Imagine that, Lamar!
29:28Well, nice watch.
29:30I'm literally hungry as Voice-over
29:33as cynalf.
29:36Wow, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:39Where the fuck were you?
29:40We were on five seconds.
29:4125 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:45And now, presenting the Lord Talon Award...
29:48I was busy.
29:49Was who?
29:50Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:01is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award,
30:08can I get a selfie with you?
30:10What?
30:11Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:23Great.
30:24Give me your number, I'll text them to you.
30:26No chance.
30:29And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsman-like player
30:32goes to...
30:47Do you look like that?
30:49You get close, you'll see.
31:02deadlyengineengineengineengineengineengineengineengineengineengineenginestarterclonee.com
31:15Well...
31:17What?
31:18What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:21You haven't answered a text for me in, like, six months.
31:25You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:28and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:31So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:36Well?
31:40I want you to suck my dick.
31:42Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:44You suck my dick.
31:46I want you to suck my dick.
32:00Maybe it's nice, Lee.
32:08Please.
32:13If you want me to get on my knees
32:15on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:18you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees
32:26on this filthy bathroom floor
32:29and suck my dick.
32:32Please.
32:43No.
32:47What?
32:49No.
32:52We'll go back to our seats,
32:54watch the rest of this boring show,
32:56and then go to boring party after.
33:00And then, when you have been waiting all night,
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:06and I will maybe,
33:09maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:14When did your English get so good?
33:18I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:21Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:27My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:31So being boring is...
33:33is genetic.
33:34Wow.
33:35Genetic.
33:41Let's make a deal.
33:43Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight,
33:45I will blow you,
33:46fuck you,
33:47whatever you want.
33:51And if you win?
34:10Good luck coming.
34:12Good luck coming.
34:24Wooo.
34:25That's good.
34:25I'm no one,
34:27I'm gonna be in this position.
34:30Okay?
34:31Go, man.
34:32Find it,
34:32I'll find it,
34:33especially,
34:34you know,
34:35you're gonna ask...
34:35I'll draw this...
34:36Let's go.
34:57Congratulations.
35:00Now take off your clothes.
35:03You're such an asshole.
35:18You're such an asshole.
35:49What?
35:52It's a lot of windows.
36:16good now get on the bed
36:25this is a good hotel very nice vodka it's hard to find in america okay
36:35touch yourself what show up for me i want to watch you
36:39you what it's my special day hollander i want to watch
36:43i've never no shit fuck you give me some vodka at least
36:49no no no vodka is for after is your reward
37:28do you want to know how it feels
37:31how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
38:03are you gonna fuck me
38:04we will see i need what you know tell me
38:22i need you
38:25i need you
38:45i need you
38:45you
38:45you
38:45you
39:25So, Russia this year was something else.
39:33It's intense there.
39:40So are you heading back soon?
39:42Back.
39:44To Russia for the summer?
39:48Oh, yes.
39:55Why?
39:58What do you mean why?
40:01Do you have to?
40:04There is no have to.
40:05It's...
40:07It's home.
40:08Yeah.
40:10But...
40:11I don't know.
40:12Is it safe?
40:15What do you mean safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:20Do you...
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:29What difference does it make?
40:31A pretty big one, I think.
40:39I need to sleep.
40:42I need to sleep.
40:44Yeah.
40:45Me too.
40:45I need you, I should have.
40:55So, I'm off.
40:58Goodbye Hollander.
41:35Goodbye Hollander.
42:16Goodbye Hollander.
42:29Goodbye Hollander.
42:56Goodbye Hollander.
43:31Goodbye Hollander.
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