00:00Let's get to the top, the one that might be the worst top ever.
00:03Because people will stop seeing us, they will stop talking to us.
00:06and they'll never hire us for anything again.
00:08From this episode onwards, we're going to be...
00:11Cancelled!
00:13It's tiring...
00:13We're going to get cancelled!
00:15Cancel!
00:15Cancel!
00:16Gate it so we can't go in!
00:18Exactly!
00:18Today's top picks are songs that, in my opinion, should never be played on TV.
00:24For me and for him, of course.
00:25They should never show up at a wedding.
00:27Not even at any party.
00:28True!
00:29My first one is the one I absolutely cannot pass on at a wedding.
00:35Attention, at the dance level
00:39The dance is beautiful, but the lyrics...
00:54What I'm trying to get to is...
00:55I don't know!
00:56Exactly!
00:57It has to do with this!
00:59It's a song...
01:00It's a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful song.
01:02But it's not for weddings.
01:14Here it is!
01:15Watch out for the lyrics, folks!
01:17Be careful with the lyrics you use in your songs.
01:19Let's do this!
01:20Let's go to yours!
01:21Let's go to your first one!
01:22What comes from the first one?
01:27What comes from the first one?
01:30Is this a cow?
01:31Or an ox?
01:35What comes next from the second one?
01:43What comes of that?
01:44What comes of that?
01:53What comes of that?
01:54Oh! My mother-in-law again!
01:56My mother-in-law is a bull.
02:00My mother-in-law is a bull.
02:02Wow, that was good!
02:03My mother-in-law is a real pain.
02:07Well, that's enough.
02:08You've never actually seen a wedding, but it was beautiful?
02:10You might not believe it, but I've already seen him at the wedding.
02:14I know of no firm that this one has never passed.
02:17Never, never, never
02:18Now I'm going to get cancelled.
02:21This could never pass for me.
02:24Neither this one, nor all of its cousins
02:26This woman's sisters, this woman's sisters-in-law
02:38Or are those the lyrics, okay?
02:40Or are these the lyrics, please?
02:53Hey guys, why does this never go away for me?
02:55Because at a wedding
02:57In a marriage where we have children
02:59Where we have grandma, uncle, aunt
03:02You and I, I don't know who I am, I don't know what
03:04It's disgusting, man.
03:06This thing about the child is disgusting.
03:09And that's not the worst of it.
03:12Then there's some part here or there.
03:13I never quite understand, because...
03:15I rarely do this, only when I'm forced to.
03:18But there's a part here that's even more shocking.
03:30You're going to kill me.
03:33Wow, I loved making this podcast!
03:35Just so you know, okay?
03:36It was very crowded.
03:37It lasted as long as it lasted.
03:38But therefore, never in my life
03:41I avoid passing this on as much as possible.
03:43I'm even nervous now.
03:44Ui
03:45You're going to love this, of course.
03:46As is logical
03:47What is this?
04:06Well, this is that gentleman who always applies for positions, so it's good.
04:08Pom pom pom pom pom pom pom
04:11With butter, it's so good!
04:14Pom pom pom pom pom pom
04:15Yau! Yau!
04:17Yeah yeah
04:18Huh? Tell me this isn't very good.
04:19Oh, what a mess!
04:21Tell me
04:21What was this guy doing in the fields?
04:22It's our tapens
04:25Take rat droppings and smell of wheat.
04:30Yau! Yau!
04:31Yau!
04:33Tino de réis
04:34I only chose Portuguese things.
04:37Matarrados is a little more music.
04:39And truth
04:39And truth
04:41And truth
04:41So look at my next one
04:42She also happens to be Portuguese.
04:50Be aware that at first everything seems fine.
04:53Because papimba and everything until I give I don't know what
04:55Next
04:56The worst part is the lyrics.
04:58Thank God the divorce is coming.
05:04So you understand, right?
05:06In marriage, a person has just gotten married.
05:08He's at the party and says
05:09Oh thank God the divorce is going through.
05:11It doesn't work.
05:12It's a bit like using the child's father at a christening.
05:15And truth
05:16And truth
05:17But who will be the father?
05:18I am not me.
05:19I think
05:19Thank God the divorce is coming.
05:26I'm going to make an appeal.
05:27Please
05:28Don't ask
05:29To put this music on
05:30Times
05:31And time
05:32And time
05:33Continuously
05:34It's taking years off my life.
05:39Oh, and I also sometimes think about the song.
05:43You don't wash your hair.
05:46I don't even have it anymore.
05:51Don't tie your hair up.
05:54I like the hair
05:56But this looks very good.
05:58No, it's fine.
05:58No, I don't.
05:59Serious
06:00Wow, this is so bad!
06:01This is so bad.
06:03This is a viral scene.
06:04Serious
06:05It's a thing
06:06You're crazy about this.
06:07Let yourself move forward a little bit.
06:08Because it's so beautiful.
06:10It's so beautiful I can't even find it.
06:13It's so beautiful I can't even find it.
06:14Oh Jesus
06:15Beautiful with none
06:18I don't want to lose you for anything.
06:21AND
06:21AND
06:22My greatest
06:23This is a scene
06:24without saying goat
06:25AND
06:26No, but his name is José Pinhal.
06:28I continue on my literary journey.
06:30AND...
06:30To be banished forever.
06:32And never play this song.
06:37Apparently
06:37It looks like any Japanese restaurant.
06:39But it's cool. Except then, when things move forward...
06:56Kim Barreiros is the limit for me.
06:58This is too bad to be true. I don't know what, in the ass, in the pussy...
07:02I don't remember the devil. This is from ZĂ© Pipo.
07:05Who is from ZĂ© Pipo?
07:07ZĂ© do Pipo.
07:09That's what I know.
07:11My musical knowledge in this area is very weak.
07:23It's off to a good start.
07:24First date, everything was great.
07:29What is this?
07:30She said she was your girl, with great pride.
07:35But then, he ordered paiaja with chorizo.
07:39What did he ask for?
07:42This is going to go badly.
07:48You say you're a big shot, but you don't know what a bifana is.
07:54You're confusing a custard tart with a flambé.
07:58Is this artificial intelligence, or what is it?
08:00There are a lot of self-guided tours, that's true.
08:02This is easy.
08:02But it's not artificial intelligence.
08:04What is this?
08:04C'est sĂł un petit mousse.
08:06Do you like mousse?
08:08Schoolgirl Mousse, by chance.
08:10Called MC Petite Avelha.
08:12Not easy.
08:13No, man, that's not possible.
08:14This is what I thought.
08:16And you think saudade (a feeling of longing or nostalgia) is a Netflix series?
08:20Well, may God help you, I can't anymore.
08:25Neither us, nor us.
08:26We have that sort of mess.
08:29There's a lot.
08:36OK.
08:36She brought it.
08:37The song is called Falsa Tuga.
08:39I'm really out of touch with these things, these things.
08:42Another viral scene, like, don't tie your hair up.
08:44Everyone sings this, everyone knows this.
08:47Well, I'll go to my last one.
08:52Do you know what this is?
08:53Okay, I'll walk forward, is that alright?
08:56Just for...
09:06I'm going to move on to the part I hate the most, because it seems to me that he's singing out of tune.
09:11time,
09:11Because it seems to me that she is not singing.
09:14Wow, I don't know what this is.
09:24Furthermore, the production is poorly done, and this is all ruining the music.
09:29It's poorly done, everything is in the red.
09:31This doesn't remind me of the devil.
09:33But people love Bad Bunny now.
09:35Bad Bunny is on a roll.
09:38They love Bad Bunny.
09:38I honestly don't understand what this is on a musical level.
09:41It's a truly global management team.
09:42I don't understand everything.
09:46There are things that still seem cool to me, but then...
09:49What is this?
10:00What is this?
10:01I don't understand, but whatever.
10:02People like it.
10:04This never used to happen to me, and in fact, it rarely does now.
10:07I'm going to finish a podcast.
10:09I'm not involved in anything international today.
10:10I study everything national, because they say that national products are good.
10:14And that's not the case.
10:16They can always say that.
10:17That's not the case with the choices I brought today.
10:20And I'll leave you with the enormous...
10:23No.
10:28I've been contacted by some kind of artificial intelligence.
10:31I don't know where it came from.
10:32This is French, isn't it?
10:40Oh, what is this?
10:41Is this the father of ninety?
10:42What is this?
10:43It sounds like a Boyz Bell.
10:53Isn't it the form, or rather, the foot of the 13-minute story that you haven't seen?
10:57Oh, how disgusting!
10:59Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
11:01Wait, the best part is yet to come, just wait.
11:04Now, in the music section.
11:14Can you imagine...?
11:15Can you imagine this?
11:15We haven't just talked about what music was.
11:17Can you imagine this playing at a bumper car track on a Saturday night?
11:22He's going out with friends and I don't know what else.
11:24and is giving it to Maria Leal
11:26You've experienced this twice in winter.
11:28You might not believe it, but
11:30They asked to play this song on a given day.
11:32At a wedding, I said I wasn't going to pass.
11:34The music, I spoke with the bride and groom.
11:36The bride and groom said, no, you're not going to play the music.
11:38And all the guests who were at that table went away.
11:41This is true, I won't say any more.
11:42I'm not going anymore, let's save our ears.
11:44Okay, never let these things happen.
11:46For God's sake, never ask DJs
11:48to get through these things, then look
11:50Slow down a bit, let's go.
11:52let's separate
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