Chaos never takes a breakβ¦ ππ₯ In The Young Offenders S05E04 (2026), another wild situation spirals out of control as the boys dive into more trouble.
As things get even more ridiculous, their friendship is tested in the funniest and most unexpected ways.
π Watch now and enjoy the madness!
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As things get even more ridiculous, their friendship is tested in the funniest and most unexpected ways.
π Watch now and enjoy the madness!
#TheYoungOffenders #S05E04 #ComedySeries #FullEpisode #Sitcom
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00:02Whoever said that a week's work makes a man was obviously some rich prick.
00:06A week's work makes me a depressed man. He thinks of fish guts.
00:09Five, ten, two laurels.
00:13Twelve fifty.
00:14Ten, fifteen, sixteen.
00:17Sixteen fifty. I'm done.
00:19Boy, we've been working all week, like.
00:21Stop giving away so much fish for free.
00:24No, boy. Then we'd just be as bad as the rich pricks.
00:26Yeah, that Bezos prick.
00:30I was trying to drink.
00:31Yeah, please, thanks.
00:32No worries.
00:34Ma'am!
00:36Ma'am, we're toast! Do you need a drink?
00:39Any juice?
00:42Ma'raide!
00:44Ma'raide!
00:46Ma'raide!
00:47Ma'raide!
00:47Ma'am!
00:48What's she doing, boy?
00:50It's the middle of the day and we want something.
00:52She's hardly dead, is she?
00:53No, if she was dead she'd be haunting us, I know.
00:56Ma'am!
00:57Ma'am!
00:58What the fuck?
01:00What's my name?
01:02What's that?
01:03What?
01:04What did he say?
01:05Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:07What?
01:09What?
01:10Who?
01:11Who?
01:12What?
01:13That stuff!
01:14What? That is disgusting!
01:16Dirty guys!
01:17Oh, Jesus Christ!
01:18The guards are coming!
01:19The guards are coming!
01:22Are you ready for fun?
01:23Are you ready for fun?
01:24It's rotting, boy!
01:25Stop smiling, boy!
01:26Come on!
01:28Jesus Christ!
01:29It seems like everyone was added apart from us.
01:32Oh!
01:34Whoa.
01:36Why, how many times have you had the ride since we got out of prison?
01:40I don't know, do hand jobs count?
01:41Depends on who gave them to you, like.
01:43I know.
01:43I know. They were with my left hand though, some of them.
01:46Still doesn't count boy.
01:47Yeah I know, then zero for sure.
01:49I'm zero too.
01:50Have you ever tried sitting on your hand and doing it?
01:52We can't live like this boy.
01:53Listen to yourself alright.
01:55We are two of the biggest catches I know boy.
01:57Women, women should be throwing themselves at us boy.
01:59I know.
02:00We have to, we have to go out in the pool boy.
02:02All the apps are just full of cash.
02:03We don't need apps boy.
02:04We're going to old school okay?
02:06We're going to old school alright?
02:07Alright.
02:07Pubs, clubs, chippers and schools.
02:11Yeah.
02:13Mams only.
02:13Mams only.
02:14Alright but we can't just sit around and rot okay?
02:17No.
02:17We're better than that boy.
02:19I mean we're lads.
02:19We're lads of Cork.
02:21We don't just sit around and wait to get our holes away.
02:24We stand up and we say enough is enough.
02:26Enough is enough.
02:27Now you look at me boy.
02:29We are going out into that town.
02:30And we are not coming back until we have SDI.
02:38You get changed?
02:40Yeah we should.
02:41You get changed?
02:41I should probably get changed.
02:42I should smell the fish.
02:43Yeah we get changed boys.
02:44Come on.
02:55What are you doing boys?
03:02Hold up.
03:05Hold up.
03:07Hold up.
03:08Hold up.
03:14Hold up.
03:15Hold up.
03:16Hold up.
03:17Hold up.
03:17Hold up.
03:18Hold up.
03:18Hold up.
03:20Yeah.
03:22Let me hit you with something, something slow, something lovely.
03:26She likes it country, oh, she likes it country.
03:30She don't like that fair shit that's just...
03:38Right, boy.
03:39It's all about the four C's, yeah?
03:42Confidence, compliments, and crack.
03:44What's the fourth one?
03:46I know, I know, it's way.
03:47Obviously, the number one priority is that we get our hold.
03:49Yeah, well, like, you don't want to come on too strong, either.
03:52No, no, no, definitely don't come on too strong.
03:54But if we're smart, yeah, we can make a bit of kind, too.
03:57I don't know if I get paid for troubling enough giving it away for free, like.
04:00Kind, what did you say? Confidence, boy.
04:03It's the summer, town's full of beers.
04:04All right, all we have to do is find two...
04:07Two rich...
04:08Shut the fuck up, Cain!
04:10Find somewhere else to practice.
04:12Two rich, out-of-town beers, show them a good time,
04:15and then at the end, you know, we steal a few things.
04:16So two lucky ladies will get their haul away with two of the best-looking lads in Cork.
04:20All right, Conor and Jack.
04:21Then, in exchange, we take some jewellery that they don't even care about.
04:26All right, so at the end, we ask them if they care about their jewellery?
04:29No, boy, no, all right.
04:30Cain, Cain, we're on the bread line, all right?
04:32Yeah.
04:32Yeah, sure.
04:33It's annoying for them if they lose a sparkly piece of jewellery.
04:36But that sparkly piece of jewellery, boy,
04:38could rescue us from a lifetime of grief and poverty.
04:41All right, so we're stealing from them.
04:43Yeah.
04:43But in a good way.
04:44Exactly.
04:45All right.
04:46And anyway, they probably have, like, insurance, so everybody wins.
04:49Insurance?
04:50Yeah, like insurance, insurance.
04:53So when you pay someone money,
04:54and then if anything happens to your stuff or your money,
04:57then that person has to pay you back.
04:58You're telling me some people are so rich
04:59that they pay someone else money just in case they lose their money
05:02just so they can get their original money back?
05:04Yeah, exactly.
05:05All right, boy, I'm gullible, but I'm not thick.
05:07No, but that is what it is.
05:09You're pulling women can be complicated,
05:11but not if you use jocks easy-to-follow steps.
05:13He calls them the four Cs.
05:16Firstly, you compliment them.
05:18Secondly, you make them laugh.
05:19He calls that the crack.
05:23Third, you conquer them with confidence,
05:25ideally by demonstrating your brute masculinity.
05:29And if all else fails, which, of course, it rarely does,
05:32it's time for the mysterious fourth C.
05:36Linda once told me I looked mysterious when we first met,
05:38but the truth is,
05:40that look was me being so nervous I was trying not to get sick.
05:43My strategy is slightly different to jocks,
05:45but just as effective.
05:47What are you doing, boy?
05:48I'm not homeless.
05:50I find that just simply listening to what women have to say
05:53gets them in bed every time.
05:55What's even the point in having a boyfriend
05:56if he's not even going to talk to you?
05:58Sounds like he's just not very good at expressing his emotions.
06:02Just not my bed.
06:03Who have you got to communicate?
06:06I do love her.
06:08You think it might be good for her to know that?
06:20Good stuff.
06:21Have a good one, Harry.
06:22You know, boy, I think if those two work on their communication,
06:25they should be all right.
06:26Yeah.
06:27I am getting worried about you.
06:28I'm already after shifting three of yours,
06:30and look, I've stolen five light doors.
06:32You know, boy, I've lost my spare.
06:34What?
06:34No, boy, you just have to get the first one out of the way, okay?
06:36It's like getting washed off the, like, of a...
06:38Wait, wait, wait, wait!
06:40Wait!
06:41Wait, put your man in, okay, you prick, boy!
06:45Are you all right, Gordon?
06:47Are you okay?
06:47No, we're not okay.
06:48We've just been mulled.
06:49No, no, you haven't.
06:49I stopped it.
06:50Look, did you have everything?
06:51Yes, sir.
06:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, you all right?
06:53Stark, you mean the boys?
06:55Well, you mean the boys?
06:55He's speaking Gaelic.
06:56Do you know what?
06:57He's actually just worried that fine women such as yourselves
06:59are getting taken advantage of like that.
07:01I'm sorry about that.
07:02Yeah, terrible.
07:02Two of y'all is having a gas around the city.
07:04You got to save these alleyways like some savory.
07:07Oh, is that Gaelic?
07:08Yeah, that is Gaelic, yeah, that's Irish.
07:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:11Well, let us get you some drinks to repay you.
07:14Oh, a drink?
07:16Yeah, absolutely.
07:17That's unbelievable.
07:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:19But a horse show on us.
07:20Oh, are you sure?
07:21Yes, of course.
07:22You're not sure because if two women want to buy us a drink,
07:25that's it, they're body, they're tight.
07:26Yeah, sure, yeah, but no, no, no, we do insist.
07:28We do insist.
07:28I'm sorry about that.
07:29We'd love to.
07:30Well, we're not going to turn down a pre-drink.
07:32Yeah, why would you?
07:33Because you're not a fucking idiot.
07:34Ha, ha.
07:36I'm Charlotte, by the way.
07:38She's an influencer, has over 100,000 followers.
07:41Charlotte, nice to meet you.
07:42My name's Jack.
07:43Emma.
07:44Emma, lovely to meet you, Emma.
07:46Beautiful, Emma.
07:47Whoa.
07:48Oh, yeah.
07:48Yeah, Connor, my sweetie.
07:50Oh, sorry.
07:51You smell really like fruit.
07:54Ah, ha.
07:54Yeah.
07:56After you, girls.
07:59What the fuck are you doing?
08:00What are you doing, boy?
08:02We can't afford these drinks.
08:03Yeah, obviously not, boy.
08:04We're going to have to steal them.
08:05But look, boy, we can't have them taking more grifters, all right?
08:07Oh, yeah.
08:08Oh, yeah.
08:08And they're hot, rich and clueless, boy.
08:10It's perfect.
08:11Really?
08:12Yeah, boy.
08:13We're going to get our hole and make a mint.
08:14You watch.
08:15Me, you pervert.
08:16We don't want to watch.
08:18You didn't mean that, you fool.
08:20I'm not watching you riding some...
08:23Wait.
08:24We'll just go get it.
08:25Girls, you head upstairs there and we get you a drink, all right?
08:28Perfect.
08:28All right, go on.
08:30See you as they say.
08:32How are we doing this?
08:33The jackpot.
08:34Holy shit, boy.
08:37We're going to rob a tin.
08:39What?
08:40No, boy.
08:41I'm showing you how rich they are.
08:43All right.
08:44Shit.
08:48Me and Jock were Cork's most eligible bachelors.
08:51But love is not cheap.
08:53And the most expensive part is dating.
08:55And the most expensive part of that is drinking.
08:57Women love cocktails.
08:59Especially the classy ones.
09:01And everyone knows cocktails are just a load of booze mixed together and given a fancy name.
09:05Sweet ladies.
09:07Hi.
09:07Here we are.
09:08This is another capsule mince.
09:10Really?
09:11Yeah.
09:12We'd assumed you'd done a runner.
09:14No, you're stuck with us now.
09:15Oh, we'll see about that.
09:17Yeah, cheers to muggers, yeah?
09:19Cheers, muggers.
09:20Cheers.
09:25Daddy's savage.
09:26Unbelievable.
09:28Is that lipstick?
09:29Yeah, it's a pair of the presentation.
09:31Yeah, it's called a kiss from Cork.
09:34So cute.
09:35Oh, a kiss from Cork.
09:37Hopefully not the last.
09:39Oh, I don't care.
09:41How are you going here?
09:42Oh, my God.
09:42Is this a crack?
09:43Are we having a crack?
09:44That's it, you're guarding.
09:46Welcome to the crack.
09:54Oh, it's sort of beefy, but in an amazing way.
09:59Yeah.
10:00Yeah, I just think there's a Worcestershire sauce in there.
10:02Would you boys be up for grabbing an early dinner after this?
10:06Oh, absolutely, yeah.
10:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:08Cheers!
10:09Cheers, yeah!
10:10Cheers!
10:11Cheers!
10:12Yeah!
10:15Yeah!
10:21Oh, here we go.
10:22Here we go.
10:22Thanks, mate.
10:26Wait, what are you doing with that thing, mate?
10:28He's just burning the shit out of him.
10:30Why is this place so posh?
10:31They're just burning the food for the crack, do they?
10:34Where do you think you're...
10:35Hey.
10:35Now!
10:36Pudding?
10:37No, we have to send that back.
10:38The fellas after the burn at the top after the thing.
10:40Yeah, right?
10:41What you can't do...
10:43No, it's meant to be like that.
10:46Or...
10:46Or...
10:47Is this fire custard?
10:48Yes, no, we didn't.
10:50Usually we get it real.
10:52A juicy real fry, yeah.
10:53No, right.
10:54Yeah.
10:56Are we interested to try this now?
10:58Thanks a million.
11:05Oh, my God.
11:08Oh, my God.
11:10It's so hard and soft at the same time.
11:12Right.
11:13Oh, that's amazing, mate.
11:16Oh.
11:21Oh, man.
11:22Fucking hey.
11:25So, do you boys want to get the bill and then come back to us?
11:30Oh, yeah.
11:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, please.
11:32That sounds...
11:33Yeah.
11:34We can do that.
11:36And then we can do that, Tom, and we'll meet you outside.
11:41Oh, wow.
11:41Oh, wow.
11:42Look.
11:42Ah.
11:43Hey, thank you.
11:44I hope that tasted okay.
11:46It was grand.
11:48It was grand.
11:49Grand, yeah, I love it.
11:50You're all your show, huh?
11:51Nah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:52We'll see you outside.
11:54One, two.
11:56What are we going to do?
11:57We can't afford all this.
11:58I don't know.
11:58We got you the plan.
11:59What?
12:00Who's following you?
12:01You just said, we'll get this.
12:05Holy shit.
12:06Sorry, boy, all right?
12:07No, Jack Black.
12:15Look.
12:17Look.
12:18Come on.
12:18Run, run, run, run.
12:20Run, run, run.
12:22Run.
12:22Come on.
12:23Back here, you little shit.
12:25Come on.
12:25Come on.
12:26Come back.
12:28I can't run.
12:29I thought we were going to just lock the money and pay it for me.
12:31I thought it was obvious we were taking the cash.
12:33You made it.
12:34Run, right?
12:34Right.
12:35Right.
12:35Right.
12:35Yeah.
12:41I'm not going to lose, Harry.
12:43We're not actually rich.
12:44Yeah, no shit.
12:45We were trying to show you a good time, so we were making the most of it.
12:47We ran out on the bill.
12:49And whose cash is that?
12:52I know I just borrowed it off some fella who doesn't know it, Jack.
12:55So you stole it?
12:56No, we stole it.
12:57We did steal it.
12:58I'm not going to prison for some petty thief.
13:00Don't let a little bit of stealing get in the way of a good time.
13:03This is so bloody authentic.
13:06Fine.
13:06But if you steal anything from us, I'll have you both arrested.
13:09All right.
13:10Deal.
13:10Deal.
13:11Deal.
13:13Can we get out of this pissy alleyway?
13:15We can all go back to our hotel.
13:18Yeah.
13:18You're having me.
13:19Yeah.
13:19Yeah, all right.
13:21No, mate.
13:22No, mate.
13:22No.
13:22All right.
13:35Oh, shit, boy.
13:37We need no cork at a palace.
13:38Have you seen this guy?
13:42Oh, my God.
13:43Are we lost, gentlemen?
13:45It's okay.
13:46They're Irish.
13:47And they're with us.
13:48Yeah.
13:49We're Irish.
13:50And we're with them.
13:59Yo, the bed's all massive.
14:01My feet don't even come off the end.
14:03Are you boys still sleeping in bunk beds, then?
14:05No.
14:06What?
14:07Do you think Conor's all right?
14:09He's been in there for a while.
14:10Should I go check on him?
14:11You relax.
14:12I check on him, all right?
14:13Hi!
14:16Han, you're pleased that shit in here, have I?
14:18That way we'll never get a home if you sink up the place, boy.
14:21I sit, boy.
14:22You know I only take a shit twice a week.
14:24I'm loading up.
14:26I'm already taking, boy.
14:27Get your money, squirking, boy.
14:29I'm on my shampoo.
14:30Body wash, boy.
14:31I've vanity you.
14:32I'm having no's the conditioner.
14:34All right, I'll shoot you out of mine now.
14:36Tooth brush, boy.
14:37Soap, too.
14:38Boys, come and see you tonight here.
14:41Let me see.
14:42A what?
14:43Hey.
14:44What?
14:44Wee-wee.
14:45Yeah.
14:46We're coming.
14:47Yeah.
14:48You sure?
14:48You want to drink?
14:49Drink these, fuck.
14:50Drink these, fuck.
14:50Do you order drink these?
14:51Yeah.
14:54Oh.
14:57Oh, Conor.
14:58Yeah?
14:59Conor, you've got to do this, boy.
15:01I've never felt like anything like this in my life.
15:03No, yeah, boy.
15:05I don't like getting my bits out.
15:09Boy, just cover yourself in the towel.
15:11I'm not doing it, all right, Jack?
15:12No.
15:15She's just whining about her.
15:17Girl, mate, that night.
15:18Fuck.
15:18I didn't even know what they could.
15:20Is she OK?
15:22If you like, I can give you a nice pedicure.
15:24What'd you say?
15:26Pedicure.
15:26I mean, not need the kids, OK?
15:28You sicko.
15:28Excuse me.
15:29You're horrible, he's saying.
15:31He's not a sicko.
15:32Conor, a pedicure is getting your toenails trimmed.
15:36What?
15:37Rich people get other people to clip their toenails.
15:40Yeah.
15:44Sorry about earlier.
15:47It's OK.
15:49Out of interest, have you ever given a pedicure to a pedophile?
15:57There's something in my water.
15:58Oh, that's cucumber.
16:00Oh, I don't think we have that in Ireland.
16:04She's way I could get used to being rich.
16:06I think I'm going to go take a dip in the jacuzzi.
16:10Are you coming?
16:12I think I'll do that, Jack.
16:22Oh, boy, that's warm.
16:23That's nice, isn't it?
16:24Now, will I get a photo?
16:25I'm going to get my photo, will I?
16:26Wait, am I just kidding?
16:28No, I shouldn't have to do a pedicure.
16:29I don't want your mind to say that.
16:30It's OK.
16:31It's all right, didn't we?
16:32Come on.
16:32Now, I'm just going to stay here and look at the lovely view of Cox City, eh?
16:35Jack, bye.
16:36Don't worry.
16:37If you can't swim, it doesn't matter.
16:40It's not that deep.
16:41I can't swim.
16:42We can always swim.
16:43We can always swim.
16:43Come and just get in and stop being weird.
16:44Leave some warm, mate, look.
16:46Yeah.
16:47Leave some warm.
16:48All right.
16:48Come on.
16:52I don't want any of that.
16:55All right.
16:58Just get in the big cup.
17:01What the fuck are you wearing, mate?
17:03What are you wearing?
17:04Don't you shut up, boy?
17:06What are those things, mate?
17:08Just tell me my hands.
17:10What are you wearing?
17:11What are you wearing?
17:11What are you supposed to, all right?
17:13I didn't have any clean ones.
17:14I didn't know you'd be seeing them today.
17:15I don't want you to have a laugh.
17:16Come on, boy.
17:16Come on.
17:17Sorry.
17:17I think they're sweet.
17:20Really?
17:21Yeah.
17:21Get in.
17:23Hurry.
17:24Is it too hot?
17:25Is it hot?
17:25No, it's nice and warm, boy.
17:26Yes.
17:27Boy.
17:28Very good.
17:28Yeah.
17:29All right.
17:56Going in for a kiss is a bit like stealing a bike.
17:59It's exciting, risky, but at a certain point, you just got to do it.
18:07Oh, God.
18:09You're so indigenous.
18:11Then you got to do it again.
18:14Oh, God.
18:16Oh, God.
18:20Never have I ever been to prison.
18:27Really?
18:31Yeah, it wasn't for anything bad.
18:33Like, it was just a bit of a misunderstanding.
18:36You're not a young offender anymore.
18:37You're an adult and an international drug smuggler.
18:40You're sentenced to six years in prison.
18:42Basically, it wasn't even our fault.
18:44Like, yeah.
18:48Oh, gosh.
18:49Excuse me.
18:49It's daddy.
18:50Oh, daddy.
18:52I know.
18:54Stop shouting.
18:57Yeah.
18:58Well, I wish that you weren't my father either.
19:01My dad's dead.
19:03Oh.
19:05Should we leave?
19:06I'll go check on.
19:07No, no, no.
19:07I leave it to me.
19:09I enjoy yourself, all right?
19:14Oh, shit.
19:21You all right?
19:23No.
19:24What happened?
19:27Being made by a fucking arsehole happened.
19:29My dad was a prick, too.
19:31What about your mom?
19:32She's actually dead.
19:35I'm sorry.
19:36So what are you sorry for?
19:37You didn't kill her, did you?
19:39I mean, it'd be fairly awkward if you did, like...
19:42Did you?
19:44No.
19:44Okay.
19:51Sorry.
19:55Should we maybe check on them?
19:58I'll leave it to them.
20:00Right.
20:00Well, unless that's not the custom here.
20:05I'm not really sure what the custom is here, to be honest.
20:09I eat a lot of oysters there.
20:12You're not that bad, you know.
20:14Despite all the stealing.
20:18I'm not really in the mood anymore.
20:22Sorry.
20:24Don't worry, both.
20:26Me neither, to be honest.
20:28I'm fairly wrecked after the massage.
20:31Is it...
20:31Is it supposed to do that to you?
20:35I'd still like you to spend the night.
20:38Sorry.
20:40Um...
20:40Can I borrow your toothbrush, though?
20:43I don't think we should have sex anymore.
20:46Oh.
20:48Didn't even cross my mind.
20:49You can still tell Chuck we did it, if you like.
20:54Thanks.
21:08I don't want to steal anything.
21:19I don't want to steal anything.
21:20I don't think we should.
21:23I don't want to steal anything.
21:24I don't want to steal anything.
21:26I don't want to steal anything.
21:28I don't want to steal anything.
21:28Josh, Josh.
21:29Do you want me to put back the shambles?
21:32No, no, no.
21:33We'll take them, we'll take them.
21:41ε©cter.
21:49Go.
21:58You didn't ask buddy.
21:59You were right, I wanted you to chase up this card.
22:01I wouldn't give them a damn le type.
22:02Look, please.
22:02That was him.
22:03How's he?
22:04He's all right.
22:05Call me.
22:07Hey, man!
22:09Charlize!
22:11What do you do with your chain, boy?
22:14Chain.
22:15What do you do with your chain?
22:17What?
22:19What do you mean?
22:21Where's your watch?
22:24Boy, Charlize!
22:26Hey, man!
22:27Hey, boy, where'd you put the cash?
22:28I didn't touch the cash. Where'd the cash?
22:30Why'd you put the cash? You didn't touch the cash!
22:32Where's my phone, Kyle?
22:34Where's my phone?
22:36He's on the table there.
22:37He's on the table. Why'd you open your ears?
22:42Charlize! Hey, man!
22:44Hey, man!
22:45They must have it, boys. They've got it.
22:49Kyle, Kyle, Kyle.
22:50Huh?
22:53Mads.
22:54Who's that?
22:54I just wanted to leave a picture.
22:56He had a cracking time which he bought.
22:58There's the most truly top boys here.
23:00Isn't that right, Emma?
23:01I can't believe you dopes fell for it.
23:04We only took them from school.
23:04That's Emma!
23:05That's them, boy.
23:06We're better looking.
23:07Sorry, we ditched you, but you were sitting asleep.
23:10They're from Cork!
23:11Sorry, we lied.
23:13And about stealing from me.
23:16What?!
23:16That's happening, boy!
23:18Traitors, boy.
23:19Little rap-ice.
23:20We didn't lie about everything.
23:21My dad is an arsehole.
23:23And I did want to pop my Irish cherry.
23:26Deceived by our own!
23:27Love you, lads.
23:28Thanks for covering the hotel.
23:30Love you, lads.
23:31Emma spoon me and everything, if that is your real name!
23:34Boy, we'd never have done that to them.
23:35Never!
23:35There's some things we would do, but we would never have done that!
23:38Not in a million years, boy.
23:39I'm joking, man.
23:40But what are they on about as well?
23:41Thanks for covering the hotel.
23:43Yeah, we didn't cover our own.
23:44What does that even mean?
23:49How much?
23:512,000 euro!
23:52They didn't buy the hotel room.
23:54I'm sorry, madam, but it was the penthouse.
23:56The penthouse?
23:57It wasn't our fault, ma'am.
23:59It was Charlotte and Emma.
24:00Yeah.
24:00Who the hell is Charlotte and Emma?
24:02There were a couple of girls that we thought were rich
24:04and were going to give us the ride.
24:05Two grand for the ride?
24:07It's not a hope I'm paying this.
24:08I'm sorry, madam, but they did spend the night.
24:11Are their names on the reservation?
24:13No.
24:13Yeah, no.
24:14We're out of here.
24:15Let's go!
24:16Tell me you actually did get the ride.
24:18I know.
24:20I won't.
24:20Oh, idiots.
24:21It's on our fight.
24:22We were out.
24:23We got catfished by a couple of girls.
24:25It's alright.
24:25We got insurance.
24:26What the hell do you think insurance actually is?
24:29Well, we got you shampoo.
24:31I finally got my head around the whole insurance thing.
24:35As it turns out, they don't cover catfishing.
24:38But we did get SDIs from the hot tub.
24:40But not one of the bad ones.
24:42Just an itchy knob.
24:43We got night.
24:44We got too.
24:46There was a falji.
24:46Rechts goesηΎ
an at the beach to get some tardy.
24:46There!
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