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House Of Villains S03E08 (2026)
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00:00...on House of Villains.
00:02I feel like you are a strong competitor.
00:04You're someone that I feel like I want to align myself with.
00:07Three of us, the next one, have to win super villain.
00:11They win because they team up to win.
00:19Congrats, you opened an envelope, and now you're on the hit list.
00:22Get off the hit list and get someone else to open it.
00:25Do you think we delegate or pretend like we don't know her?
00:27I can tell her.
00:30Congratulations, you're on the hit list.
00:33Did you do this?
00:34I was fucking looking for your ass.
00:36I believe that Tom and Tyson were targeting me.
00:39Better that she opened it, so now she's...
00:41It's off of you.
00:43Yeah.
00:44Kate, you are the super villain.
00:46You're off the hit list.
00:47Wow.
00:48Anyone who puts me on a hit list, I will retaliate.
00:51Tyson, take your place.
00:54Tom, you are the next one.
00:55My third nominee...
00:57She may put me on the hit list.
00:59Maybe me.
01:00I don't feel safe.
01:02More on pins and needles.
01:10Kate, who is your final hit list nomination and why?
01:14These are the only two I care to nominate, but I have to nominate somebody.
01:21That's going to be Christine.
01:22I'm so sorry.
01:27Oh, my goodness.
01:30Christine, is there anything you'd like to say?
01:33It sucks.
01:34Uh, fuck.
01:37Um, yeah.
01:40Um, I really don't know what to say.
01:46Uh, yeah.
01:48I had a feeling this might be an option.
01:53Well garbled, Christine.
01:55You make a very incoherent point.
01:59Well, there you have it.
02:00Tyson, Tom, and Christine are on the hit list.
02:03When we return to this room, one of those three will be banished and lose out on their chance
02:08to win $200,000.
02:10Good night, everybody.
02:11All right.
02:12Good night, y'all.
02:13My goal is to split up Tom and Tyson.
02:16I know I should have put New York up, but against my better judgment, I like her.
02:30She's shockingly charming.
02:32Also, if Christine goes home, do I care?
02:34Not really.
02:36New York?
02:37Hi.
02:37I'm coming just to check in because I miss you.
02:40I appreciate that so much.
02:44Three dreams, beautiful.
02:45Okay, good night.
02:46Good night.
02:47On one hand, I'm glad that Kate did not put me on the hit list.
02:51But on the other hand, she put both my alliances on the hit list.
02:56So, of course, I'm not happy with her.
02:58I'm going to take my mic off now and kindly ask for my telephone.
03:06I made a lovely frozen coffee drink.
03:11Oh, my gosh.
03:12That's the nice of you.
03:13You made this for me?
03:14Yeah.
03:14Oh, my God.
03:14Am I going home?
03:16No.
03:16I just got nominated for the hit list.
03:19And honestly, Kate can just go fuck herself.
03:21But just like Jesus, I will resurrect and rise on the challenge day.
03:27That is tomorrow.
03:31It was like the third day he was resurrected.
03:35A redemption challenge against you two I'm not so thrilled about.
03:40Where did you get a lean cuisine from?
03:42The freezer.
03:43I didn't know it was like an option to make food.
03:44I thought you just like waited for people to feed you.
03:48Thanks for giving me a piece of cake.
03:50My pleasure.
03:51I mean, Tom or Tyson has to go home.
03:53A thousand percent.
03:54Right now, I'm a free agent.
03:56Two of my closest allies are gone.
03:58So I can align with anybody I want.
04:01When I genuinely say to you, Tom, that I have nobody in this house but myself right now,
04:05if you don't believe that, then you're fucking really not seeing shit.
04:09Tom and Tyson, they're on the hit list.
04:11And New York is basically in a throuple with them.
04:13I can work with them if I want.
04:16Kate, Drita, and Christine, they want the bromance out.
04:19Maybe I side with them.
04:20I could finally be this singular villain and do what's best for me.
04:24Christine, you're good, bro.
04:27How many votes does she need?
04:28There's four people voting.
04:29Four.
04:29You just need New York, me, and Drita.
04:32Excuse me?
04:32Don't tell me what I'm going to do with my vote.
04:35Honey, you were wrong to do that.
04:37Yeah, I don't know what I'm going to do.
04:39Paul has been the little bitch of the house all season long.
04:43Ain't nobody going to tell me how to vote.
04:45Getting down on his knees like a basset hound and working every room.
04:50I'm about to call Sarah McLachlan to come and pick his ass up.
04:55Paul, you're a stupid, cumbersome bastard.
04:58Why?
04:59You're taking up space.
05:00So I got to go?
05:01How dare you offer my vote?
05:05Tiffany votes for you.
05:06I don't know what I'm doing yet.
05:07You're right.
05:08I shouldn't have spoken.
05:08Why would you do that?
05:09I'm stupid.
05:10I'm sorry.
05:11Cumbersome is the right word.
05:12I apologize.
05:12I fucked up.
05:15We have done a hell of a job.
05:17We just blundered the fucking letter.
05:19Oh, fuck.
05:20Tomorrow, Tom and I have to compete in the Redemption Challenge against each other.
05:24And Christine, I forgot.
05:27Christine is still in the house.
05:30Whether I come back in or you come back in, New York will vote with us to keep the other
05:35one.
05:36Mommy got snacks.
05:38Snack the poodles.
05:39And then can we get Paul to vote the other one in over Christine?
05:44You can try it.
05:46It's last ditch, bro.
05:48If we pull this shit off, bro.
05:50Fuck, that'll be epic.
05:52That'll be fucking epic.
05:54So Tyson and I came up with a plan.
05:56Step one, one of us has to win the Redemption Challenge.
05:59Step two, we need to bring Paul in.
06:02I'm feeling really good about it.
06:14Are you eating?
06:15Pardon?
06:16It's some of those things from the freezer.
06:18For breakfast?
06:18Why does somebody keep saying that?
06:20Yeah.
06:24I don't like eggs.
06:25I think this is the least weird thing I've done in this house.
06:33Can you take us through your morning routine?
06:36Yeah.
06:38I live in the house of Villain's Mansion.
06:42I believe in taking care of myself with a vigorous skincare and rigorous exercise routine.
06:48Sorry.
06:48In the morning, if my face is not feeling perfect, I put on a moisturizing hyaluronic skin mask
06:55with pineapple and blueberry extract to exfoliate the dead skin.
06:58No, that doesn't exfoliate.
07:00To wash away the sins of last night.
07:02And I always, always shave my forehead to resurface my face.
07:10There is an idea of Tom Sandoval, but there is no real me.
07:15Only an entity.
07:18Something.
07:19Illusory.
07:20Something illusory.
07:23Does that sound like him?
07:25Yeah.
07:26Okay.
07:30Bergen, what do you have to do today?
07:32I have a cooking class today.
07:34What's the theme for the cooking class?
07:36Summer.
07:38Hey, Bergen.
07:39How you doing?
07:40Bergen, you and Tom are the same age.
07:42Yeah.
07:44You don't believe that?
07:45Oh.
07:45Hi.
07:47Aw.
07:47This is my wife, Rachel, and this is my oldest daughter, Bergen.
07:50Hi, cutie.
07:52Do you think that she knows you kissed her husband?
07:57Girl, I'm gonna leave that alone.
07:59Wake up like this?
08:00No, you know I didn't.
08:04That's so cute.
08:05Oh, it's the two boys out there?
08:07Oh, they're having office hours.
08:09Okay.
08:09Okay, bye.
08:09See you later.
08:10Bye.
08:11What the hell?
08:12Why would New York have anything to say to them?
08:14I think since we've been in this house, she kind of was close with them.
08:18New York's pretty smart.
08:20She's got to know that Tyson's the sleeping giant.
08:23Is there any way that Tom's the smart one?
08:29Absolutely not.
08:32We came up with a plan last night.
08:34And?
08:35As long as one of us wins, that means one of us comes back.
08:38If you vote to keep me safe and Tom wins and votes to keep me safe.
08:42But he can't win.
08:43I mean, vote.
08:43If he wins the redemption.
08:45Get the fuck out of here.
08:45You get to vote.
08:49Whoever wins the redemption can vote.
08:51Yeah.
08:52I forgot about that.
08:53If you're willing and ready to ride with us, I think that we can convince Paul to also vote with
09:00us, which will give us the majority.
09:01Very smart, gentlemen.
09:02I love the way you boys are moving and maneuvering.
09:05Do I hate Christine?
09:06No.
09:07No.
09:07I like Christine, yes.
09:08But she is the type of floater that can win this whole show.
09:12On Sally Sunset, that woman is a hard-ass brick of ice.
09:16You understand the difference, right?
09:18Or do you still have dementia?
09:20Pristine.
09:21But in here, Christine is prancing through the house like Alice in Wonderland, working to try to make everyone like
09:29her.
09:29I'm getting confused more than I normally am.
09:32I've seen that type of energy when...
09:35Out and down to the rabbit hole, Alice.
09:38Is that how it worked in Alice in Wonderland?
09:40I want to go up against somebody who's been showing their shit the whole time.
09:43You, you're an asshole.
09:45You're an asshole.
09:45I'm not an asshole.
09:46When you need to be.
09:47Yeah.
09:48That's what's going to be my closer on it.
09:50And you talk to Paul when you need to talk to him.
09:51That's it.
09:52All right, fellas.
09:53Enjoy your morning.
09:54Thanks, Tiff.
09:54You too.
09:57I will slay this redemption challenge.
10:00I do know what's going on.
10:03I look amazing today.
10:04Oh, my God.
10:07Ahem.
10:09Excuse me.
10:10Excuse me, villains.
10:14Pipe down and bring your asses downstairs.
10:19What do you mean, what's that?
10:20I sound a bit different, don't I?
10:25I'll see you real soon.
10:28Ah!
10:29You know what?
10:30I think I know this voice.
10:31Oh, this is going to be fun today.
10:39Tyson, how many T levels, bro?
10:44How could he chuck him without grabbing his testicles?
10:47No, no.
10:49New York, how are your E-levels?
10:51I'm feeling pretty horny, as usual.
10:55Christine, if there is something where you can sabotage, sabotage Tyson.
10:59Yeah.
10:59Tyson has to get eliminated.
11:01And he just always seems to maneuver getting safe.
11:05I know.
11:06I don't want that.
11:07I know.
11:07So your goal is to knock him out.
11:09Yeah.
11:09Yeah.
11:10Since the day I stepped foot in this house, I knew that Tyson needed to go.
11:14I'm still pissed about the tea party.
11:16He poisoned me.
11:17So I'm going to poison his ass.
11:24Get the fuck out of here.
11:25I know, you bullshit artist.
11:33What?
11:34Are we about to get messy?
11:35What the hell is this?
11:38These pipes are even older than mine.
11:41Luke?
11:51Are we excited to see me?
11:53Yes.
11:55How good do I look?
11:56Amazing.
11:58Candy Muse.
11:59Just looking fabulous, being the diva that she is.
12:03You're a sorry excuse for a man standing there with your pink front coat on,
12:07looking like a prolapse asshole, waiting to get pushed back inside.
12:10You start it, and then you act like a little victim.
12:13What you're doing is being an asshole on day one.
12:15Because I am an asshole.
12:16But I don't know why she decided to eat her eyebrows.
12:21It has changed the whole shape of her face.
12:23Clap, clap, clap.
12:26Joe basically begged me to be here to host your redemption challenge.
12:31So this challenge involves a little teamwork.
12:36Now, we could team you up with someone from the house, but that would be fucking boring.
12:42So I thought it would be a little fun to bring in some old friends.
12:48Oh my God.
12:49If Candy's guest is Tom's ex, Ariana, I would die.
12:53Let's bring them out, shall we?
13:07I thought it would be a little fun to bring in some old friends.
13:13So let's bring them out, shall we?
13:18Playing with Tom Sandoval is long-time castmate, business partner, and other white guy, Tom Schwartz.
13:26Schwartz!
13:28Dude!
13:28There he goes!
13:29Yes!
13:31Dude, come here, man.
13:33Oh.
13:34Good to see you, dude.
13:35What's up, old buddy?
13:35Schwartz and I have been like best friends forever.
13:38We've worked together and been together through so many things.
13:41Leave him the alone!
13:43He's a f***ing battered wife!
13:46Look at him!
13:49Dude, you're wearing those shoes I got you.
13:50I know.
13:52Tyson is so jealous.
13:56What's up, gang?
13:57What's up?
13:58Is it cool meeting the other Tom?
14:00Um, yeah.
14:02I don't care.
14:03It's whatever.
14:04Playing with Tyson is former tribe mate and the other old guy, Jervis Peterson.
14:12Oh!
14:12Oh!
14:13Oh!
14:14I'm here!
14:17Bro!
14:18Jervis is a certified survivor legend.
14:22So good when it hits your lips.
14:24The coconut pencil deck.
14:26We steamrolled our way all the way to the end of the game.
14:29And, uh, I won a million dollars.
14:32So, that was cool for me.
14:35Wow, Jervis is an icon.
14:36How does it feel to be here?
14:37It feels great.
14:38I helped Tyson win a million.
14:39What's 200,000 more?
14:40Oh!
14:41Oh!
14:42Oh!
14:43Oh, oh, oh, oh!
15:10It's the most beautiful animal in the whole entire world, just like, just hanging out.
15:13She's like the German version of me.
15:15Come over here.
15:16You know, she's a villain that doesn't have humor.
15:18Are we ready for today's challenge?
15:20I'm gonna go with yes.
15:22It's called Pipe Down.
15:27Here's how the challenge works.
15:29Together, you will race to guide a metal ring with two wrench handles through a twisty pipe maze.
15:35You'll have to be super focused, because if your ring touches the pipe at any time, an alarm will go
15:43off, and our competing villain will get blasted by water, and you'll have to start over.
15:49First team to finish wins, and the competing villain will get off the hit list.
15:54100%.
15:54Yeah, we got this.
15:56I'm target number one in the house.
15:58Most everyone wants me out of this game, so it's do or die for me.
16:02Let me see the ring.
16:04Ah, my precious.
16:06Slower, I think, is better, for sure.
16:09Villains, are you ready?
16:11Woo!
16:13Three, two, one, go!
16:17That's it.
16:17Just take your time.
16:18Take your time.
16:21Jesus Christ.
16:22I am hoping that Christine and Davina win this challenge.
16:25I would love to see Tom and Tyson on the hit list, campaigning against each other.
16:30Would this be their first lover's quarrel?
16:33This is insane.
16:35There's a current.
16:35It's like a magnet.
16:37No magnets that's in there.
16:38There's something powerful happening here.
16:40There has to be a pattern for the way that the ions are running.
16:45You know what I'm saying?
16:46Like, what?
16:48Tom and Tom.
16:49Oh, shit.
16:50Don't splash me.
16:52This is hard.
16:53Easy.
16:53Oh, fuck.
16:54That's my bad.
16:55That's my bad.
16:55Man, they suck over there.
16:56Let's get down on our knees when we get here.
16:58Yeah, okay, cool.
16:59Yeah, let's do it.
17:02I got bottom.
17:03You got Tom.
17:08Just you be loose.
17:09You be loose.
17:10Oh, fuck.
17:13Try like this.
17:16Easy.
17:17Easy.
17:18Oh, fuck.
17:19Oh, shit, shit.
17:20Are Tom and Tom making each other wet?
17:22I'm not saying that.
17:24I'm not saying that.
17:26New York will say that.
17:27Tyson is probably so jealous that Tom is making another guy wet.
17:33Not too hard.
17:33Don't pull too hard.
17:34Uh-oh.
17:35Watch out for Ebony and Ivory over there.
17:37They're making love to this pipe.
17:39Baby, Tyson and Germans are killing eggs.
17:44Fuck, dude.
17:44Oh, Christine, slow and steady.
17:47Hold on, stop.
17:48Is there anything to do with my footing?
17:49Being tall isn't awesome all the time.
17:52Sure, I look great.
17:53Everyone respects me.
17:54But sometimes our backs ache.
17:57Oh, make it low, dip it slow.
17:59These old guys are pretty good.
18:01Come on, girls.
18:01Come on, girls.
18:02Come on, girls.
18:02You're coming.
18:03Oh, thank you.
18:04Oh, shit, look.
18:04Shit.
18:04Oh, shit.
18:04Oh, shit.
18:05Christine and Devine are not far behind Tyson.
18:07I know they do eyeliners and shit, so the hands got to be steady.
18:11Come on, Christine.
18:12I need you to be Tyson so I can whack that motherfucker.
18:16It's amazing.
18:18Tyson and Jermis, back to the beginning.
18:20Yes!
18:22Come on, Christine.
18:23They had to start over.
18:24Christine in the lead.
18:27Oh, poor Tom and Tom have not moved an inch.
18:30Good job.
18:31Good job.
18:31Look how fast they're going.
18:33Is it better or faster?
18:35I don't know.
18:36Oh, shit.
18:38Christine, back to square one.
18:39Baby, it is anyone's race at this point.
18:42A lot of pressure.
18:43Oh, my God.
18:44Just pay attention.
18:45Don't give up.
18:46You can do it.
18:46Are you trying to go faster?
18:47No, I'm not.
18:48Oh, baby, Tyson.
18:49The girlies are coming.
18:50They are right behind you.
18:52We're bye-bye-bye in sync on this.
18:56How are they doing over there?
18:58I'm slow, slow, slow, slow.
18:59I need you to help me lift.
19:01You good?
19:02Go.
19:02You got to go.
19:02Go, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
19:04Go a little faster.
19:05Nice and slow.
19:07Let's finish up strong.
19:11Oh, baby, we have a winner.
19:15Fuck.
19:16Let's get it.
19:17Yeah.
19:18Let's get it.
19:21I won.
19:22I won.
19:22Jervis and I pulled it off.
19:23Combined age, we're almost 100, which should be so embarrassing for the Toms and for Christine
19:30and whatever her friend's name is.
19:32Tom, Christine, I am so sorry, but it is time now to start sucking up to everyone and hope
19:39and pray that you make it past the next banishment.
19:41It's definitely not good to be on the hit list.
19:43I wouldn't say, like, I'm going to be campaigning, per se, but yeah, I'm definitely going to talk
19:49with people and just kind of see where their head's at.
19:51Isn't that campaigning?
19:53Well, I guess it is campaigning, but, like, you know.
19:56Now, everyone, I'll be seeing you back at the house later on for a little party I'm throwing
20:01you.
20:02What?
20:03All right now, Candy.
20:04And yes, your friends are also invited.
20:08Yes.
20:09Oh, cute.
20:10Get the fuck out.
20:11Let's go.
20:11Out.
20:12I'll see you at the house.
20:13Bye.
20:14Not the best situation to give me at the mercy of people's votes.
20:17I'm fighting for my fucking life, but it's not over.
20:21It's time to go to work.
20:35Kate's giving, like, Nantucket vibes.
20:37I wish.
20:38You know?
20:38She goes to Nantucket.
20:40She gets lobster and stuff.
20:41You look like the, like, hamster, like, like, if you go to a hamster house.
20:45Hamptons.
20:46Ham, that's what the hamster is.
20:47Did I say?
20:49That was an emotional.
20:51I'm sorry.
20:52I knew it was.
20:52I'm losing my mind.
20:53I'm hungry.
20:54I knew it was a compliment with your tone, but I was waiting to understand how hamster was
21:00a compliment.
21:01Ready to party?
21:04Hello, village.
21:06Oh, my God.
21:11Some troublemakers were throwing a house party, baby.
21:16No way, bro.
21:18What?
21:18Candy brought some friends, and they're not just the Hitless friends.
21:21They're actually, like, our friends, too.
21:24What's up, Streetie Pie?
21:26You look great.
21:26It's like a fucked up, chaotic support group for washed up reality TV stars.
21:31I definitely need a drink so I can start the thing.
21:33What's the worst that can happen?
21:36They went with my Bravo con outfit.
21:38Oh, that's hilarious.
21:40Oh, my God.
21:41I'm my wife.
21:41How you doing?
21:42Nice to meet you.
21:46I am so shocked.
21:49I mean, shocked.
21:51I keep looking at you, right?
21:53You look so beautiful.
21:55I needed to, like, see one of my kids so bad, and she has no idea the power of her
22:01love,
22:01like, what it can do.
22:03I'm stumped right now.
22:04I gotta concentrate.
22:05Stop thinking of it, and I'll come to you.
22:07All right.
22:08Don't yell at me.
22:08Oh, my God.
22:11Oh, my daughter.
22:12Excuse me, guys.
22:14Oh, my God.
22:16I could jump up and down, like, five years old.
22:18I'm not kidding.
22:19This is the best gift I have ever received.
22:21Are you hungry?
22:22I'm starving.
22:23Are you cooking?
22:24No, I'm not.
22:25Let's party.
22:28This is what I wanted to see.
22:30I'm an honor for seco.
22:31It's supposed to be a fun house.
22:32Oh, shit.
22:33It's like a little wraith.
22:34Wow.
22:35Must have been Tom Sandoval's idea.
22:37Yeah, the hot lock.
22:38The hot lock's a fog machine.
22:39Yeah.
22:40Are you a traitor?
22:40I'm a villain.
22:42Congrats.
22:43I am so happy to see Ben's familiar face.
22:47Ben's like family to me at this point.
22:49This is it.
22:50The last f***ing dinner, mate.
22:51Let's not get crazy.
22:52I'm crazy.
22:53You know this.
22:54That's why I like you.
22:55I know, baby.
22:55I never know which Ben I'm going to get.
22:58I am 50 shades of Ben, I think.
23:00Finally, I have somebody here,
23:02even if only for a few hours,
23:04that I can talk s*** with.
23:07We hate Tom Sandoval.
23:08How's the bod?
23:09Not bad.
23:09Yeah, you in shape?
23:11Yeah, I'm working out.
23:13I assume you're an associate.
23:14He's a narcissist.
23:16But they're usually intertwined.
23:19Did you know that this is
23:20Shep's second appearance on House of Miller?
23:22Next, for $40, ooh.
23:25A penis?
23:26That is a testicle.
23:28I did, because they asked me first and I denied it.
23:31I'm so happy you're here!
23:33I used to watch y'all growing up as a kid.
23:36No.
23:36Not to make you feel old or anything.
23:38I've known Chance since forever.
23:42You got some lips already.
23:44You don't even mind no more.
23:45Fizz, don't do that.
23:46Don't do that.
23:47Fizz, you got some lips.
23:47Fizz, how you gonna do that to me, though?
23:50I didn't.
23:50You did it to yourself.
23:52It's so good to see him,
23:54but Chance is looking like
23:55the sixth member of the Village People.
23:58It's not turning me on.
23:59Miss Kate,
24:00We were roommates from the beginning.
24:02We're like Lucy and Ethel.
24:04Yeah.
24:04Which one do you think is to Lucy?
24:06Oh, well, that's a dangerous question.
24:09That might be Lucy.
24:11Ethel got sent.
24:12That's my bed.
24:14And I live with Barbie.
24:15Yes, of course.
24:16She looks like Barbie.
24:17She looks, acts, walks, talks, laughs, everything.
24:19She's Barbie.
24:20What do you think's been your edge here?
24:22Honestly, being clueless.
24:24I have no idea what the fuck is going on.
24:25You're just like, that works in my favor.
24:27Y'all still here.
24:28We're still here.
24:29I like that.
24:30You answer to Tom or Schwartz or what's your...
24:32Usually Schwartz,
24:32but around people I don't know that well, Tom,
24:34I answer to...
24:35He used to call me Sandoval and Schwartz.
24:37Or Schwartz and Sandy,
24:38depending on who's hotter in the moment.
24:40Yeah.
24:40Mm-hmm.
24:41Yeah.
24:42If I make it to the final three,
24:44I think I'll win.
24:46Tom and Tyson are cooked,
24:48but everybody in the house
24:50wants to see him split up.
24:52Ah is gone this week.
24:53But even if you go with him,
24:55it's not necessarily so bad.
24:57It's not, but I don't know.
25:00My brother, looking around,
25:01there's strong-ass females.
25:04You have to take all the boys with you.
25:05Keep the big target in the game.
25:07I love Josh.
25:08We were ride or dies,
25:09and we made it to the end on Big Brother.
25:10Don't try to get in my face.
25:12I can't stand him.
25:12I'm tired of holding back.
25:13Clearly, they're both put on the block,
25:15and they want to cause confrontation.
25:18So if you want to get all hot-headed
25:20and say,
25:21you pull,
25:22you pull,
25:23win, win, win, win, win, win.
25:25Loser.
25:26That's what he does.
25:27He stomps around here
25:28like he owns some place.
25:30And I really value his opinion.
25:31So if he's telling me
25:32to keep the boys around as targets,
25:34then that's something
25:35that I probably need to consider.
25:36So you're telling me
25:37you're about to win this one, huh?
25:39Look at who I'm competing against.
25:40Oh, my God, no,
25:40you're going to cook.
25:41I'm going to cook.
25:42So you guys want to go back
25:43on those shows?
25:44You guys are all, man.
25:45Survivor?
25:46Yeah.
25:48Sometimes, sometimes not.
25:50That's going to kill you, man.
25:51Anybody that can go out there
25:52and survive
25:52is a true stallionaire, man.
25:54I take my hat off to them, man.
25:56See, I was a big fan of that show.
25:57Let me say that.
25:58Yeah, that,
25:58and then I led to
25:59Neckard and Afraid.
26:01Chance does talk a lot.
26:02You got to have land.
26:03You got to have acres.
26:04You got to see big.
26:04You got to think big.
26:06Part wisdom.
26:08Batman hung out
26:08with those people
26:09that turned on him,
26:10just like the Green Gobbler
26:11and all that,
26:12you know what I mean?
26:12Does that mean something?
26:13Is that inspirational?
26:15I can't tell.
26:16Never forget that.
26:17Look at this island.
26:19Wow.
26:20So I have to ask
26:21because we're still on the hit list.
26:23How are you feeling?
26:24Not great.
26:25There's a lot of people
26:25that for some reason
26:27like don't like
26:28Tyson and I's friendship.
26:29There are four people
26:30that can vote.
26:31I know I got New York.
26:32I know I got Tyson,
26:33but I need
26:35to keep that
26:36tiebreaker vote
26:37from going to Kate.
26:38Oh, you're in the kitchen.
26:39Of course you are.
26:40We need fresh vegetables.
26:41And that person,
26:42I think,
26:44is Paul.
26:45I need Paul
26:46to not vote me out.
26:48What you have to do now
26:49is make fake promises.
26:51Well, I'm also,
26:52I can be very honest
26:53with him too.
26:55Yeah.
26:57Oh, thank you.
27:00What, you didn't want
27:01to cheers from me?
27:01Of course.
27:02Well, you need to be filled up.
27:03You need to look here with it.
27:04You need to look here with it.
27:05You act like I came through
27:07like on another level.
27:08All right.
27:08The rhythm in the bass
27:09and the bass in the treble,
27:11you need to look here with it.
27:12You know?
27:13Chance, I'm your time to stay.
27:17Oh, God.
27:17You need to learn eye contact.
27:19Oh, at our challenge?
27:20I was like,
27:20stop pulling.
27:21And you're like,
27:22I'm not pulling.
27:22And I was like,
27:23what?
27:24So what is that?
27:24Like a current or something?
27:26A magnet?
27:27Something magnet?
27:28A current?
27:28What's the difference?
27:29You know this is hazardous.
27:31Uh, yeah.
27:32Two hour.
27:34Two hour maximum.
27:35What is it?
27:35Let me know.
27:36I am so fucking pissed off with you.
27:38With me?
27:39Yeah.
27:39What?
27:40Because you're just giving
27:40your vote to Christine?
27:42I don't want Tom to go.
27:45Tyson is safe,
27:46so now my whole objective
27:48is to make sure
27:49that Tom is as equally safe.
27:52I'm protecting these white men,
27:54so, huh,
27:55you may as well call me Pocahontas.
27:58I don't want Tom here.
28:00Did you miss me?
28:01Can we figure it out,
28:02me and you, later?
28:03Later, sure.
28:04Can we figure it out?
28:05No, no, no.
28:05Am I interrupting something?
28:07Stupid or crazy?
28:07She's over here,
28:08certain about it.
28:08I already told them,
28:09oh, y'all talking serious business.
28:10Yeah, no, we talking,
28:11no, I need you in on this.
28:12Well, here I come.
28:14You're a very open man.
28:15I am very open.
28:16You're a man of perception.
28:17And not one of deception.
28:19I thought if you got a decept
28:20at this show,
28:21you must decept.
28:23Like a decepticon.
28:27Who's watching our child, Ben?
28:31Are we going to the club?
28:32Going to the club.
28:34There's a lot of gaming going on tonight,
28:36but I'm just going to relax
28:37and have fun at this party.
28:39Strategy,
28:39we don't know her tonight.
28:47So that really is just a dance floor in there?
28:53Oh, you can't breathe in here after a while.
28:55Very smoky in here.
29:00Aaron's like talking.
29:01That was a talking.
29:05Look at Kate and Paul.
29:07How am I having your work cut out for you?
29:09How are we going to work this?
29:10Maybe we can get Kate.
29:12If Paul doesn't vote with us,
29:15then he's going to cause a tie vote,
29:17which will give the power back to Kate
29:19to do the tiebreaker,
29:20which means we need to get on Kate's good side.
29:23I love this.
29:25I love this.
29:26I love this.
29:27Everybody dies.
29:28I know.
29:29So did I.
29:30And they put that envelope under the chair, you know?
29:34You don't want him to go.
29:35Do you want to go in his place?
29:36Anything can happen to me.
29:37I'd be fine with it.
29:39You should volunteer as tribute.
29:41Be like, I will take your place, Tom.
29:42I'll go home.
29:43If you feel that strongly about it.
29:45Well, Kate, don't be nasty to me because I'm not.
29:47No, you are.
29:48You are being nasty to me
29:49because I didn't say it like that.
29:50I'm just saying out of him and Christine.
29:52I'm not even, ugh.
29:53This is not the first time New York's been mad at me,
29:55but this is the first time I haven't just taken it.
29:58Oh, I can't stand that bitch.
29:59Fuck her.
29:59Fuck her with a long, sick dick.
30:01She did not like that.
30:03She did not see it coming,
30:04and she did not handle it well.
30:06What was that all about?
30:07Don't play in my face
30:08when I'm coming to you talking about a young man.
30:12I didn't say I wanted to keep him safe.
30:14I didn't say I wanted to not keep him safe.
30:16Who you talking about?
30:17I just said he didn't want to go home.
30:20And then the motherfuckers talking about,
30:21do you want to stand in this place?
30:22I'm not even up, so that's disrespectful.
30:24So I don't have to fucking talk to you no more.
30:26Who the hell are you talking about?
30:28Kate!
30:29Where?
30:30Over there.
30:30That's who I'm fucking talking about.
30:32She's just mad that I stopped sleeping in her bed.
30:36I don't give a fuck.
30:37Okay.
30:37This man wants to stay safe,
30:39and that's all I motherfucking said.
30:41So for you to ask me if I want to stand in his place,
30:43that's some bullshit.
30:45Is this really happening?
30:46Oh, yeah, come on.
30:46The family's here.
30:47Don't even speak to me.
30:49I don't give a fuck about you staying in my room.
30:51We're just trying to have a nice day.
30:53What happened to that?
30:54Lucy and Ethel.
30:55They're dead!
31:06What happened to that?
31:08Lucy and Ethel.
31:09They're dead!
31:10They all dried out,
31:12and just like the relationship is.
31:14And the story, and beginning of story.
31:17The fact that New York can have a fight
31:19at a family event is incredible.
31:21It don't matter no more.
31:22I'm sorry you had to see this.
31:23Because bitches are fake as fuck!
31:25So now, do you regret not putting New York on the hit list?
31:29I didn't put New York on the hit list
31:30because I'm stupid.
31:34These people don't care!
31:36Ooh, exciting television.
31:37So this is what I am doing now.
31:39Thank you for visiting.
31:41This was like the best surprise for me.
31:44It's so hard without you guys.
31:46Now we miss you too.
31:47And Giselle going to college.
31:49I'll be honest, in the beginning,
31:50I was like, I don't think I'm going to do good on this show.
31:54I was like, I can't, like, be like a lion scheming fucking, like...
31:59You can't be fake if you tried.
32:01That's my problem.
32:02It's not in you.
32:04Right!
32:04Never was.
32:06Aaliyah's reminding me why I am here.
32:08I have never done anything alone.
32:11I've always been in a relationship.
32:13I was married forever.
32:14But now, I'm going through a divorce.
32:17So this is so empowering for me because I'm doing it alone.
32:21And I'm going to make my daughters proud.
32:23Hey, listen, I'm manifesting you, Wyn.
32:26Please manifest this, Wyn.
32:29Shorts, how's the valley going?
32:31I'm in North Hollywood.
32:33Let's play a little game.
32:34Can you play a game real quick?
32:35I love games!
32:36Let's play a game.
32:37I'm talking to the people that live in this house.
32:39Who in here do you trust the least?
32:41Ooh!
32:43Now would be your time to say Tom.
32:47I thought you want some friendly shit.
32:49Say, like, who do you not rock with?
32:51I'll go first.
32:52The person I trust the least is Tom.
32:55Oh!
32:57You really don't trust me?
32:59Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
33:00You really don't trust me?
33:01I have been open and honest with Kate.
33:06And she's going to say that she trusts me the least?
33:10Who the fuck got a problem with Tom?
33:12Speak now.
33:13I did.
33:14That's why I put him on the hit list.
33:16I don't know.
33:16Clock in!
33:17Cheer real big.
33:18You're mad because you accidentally came across a letter and I didn't get a chance to fucking
33:22tell you yet.
33:23But you had every opportunity to not just sit there and throw it over the balcony and go
33:28hide under your covers and pray for it to go away.
33:31Tyson put it under a chair.
33:32No, that was hours later.
33:34Is this a metaphor or a literal metaphor?
33:36No, like an envelope.
33:38Oh, I thought it was a metaphor.
33:39I'm sorry you're confused.
33:41And you, like, blame me for it.
33:42I gave you a heads up.
33:43You did nothing.
33:44I did nothing and I won.
33:46And now I'm sorry.
33:47And then I nominated you.
33:48And you're mad.
33:48That's fine.
33:49That's great.
33:50But, like, that doesn't make me untrustworthy.
33:52Like...
33:53What do you want from me?
33:54I don't even vote tomorrow.
33:56Don't...
33:57You're a tiebreaker.
33:58If you're worried I'm the tiebreaker, that was not helpful.
34:02Nobody ever accused Tom Sandoval of being too smart.
34:05I'd like you to walk away now, if you don't mind.
34:07I'm gonna get a drink, though.
34:09This is the only bar.
34:10I'm sure you can order one from that side.
34:13Whatever, Kate.
34:14Hey, man.
34:15Can I get a Diet Coke?
34:16I want to live in a mansion like this, but I want an elevator.
34:20Was there a set up that she didn't know?
34:21Oh, she was a nasty bitch.
34:23She's a...
34:24Was and still is the nastiest person I've ever met in my life.
34:27Tom.
34:28Yeah?
34:29Your last defeat isn't your final defeat.
34:32You got this.
34:34Yeah?
34:35Yeah.
34:36No?
34:37Maybe.
34:37I read it on the wall down there.
34:39Oh, really?
34:40No, I'm just kidding.
34:41I'm like...
34:42Look, Schwartz and I, we're not quite as close as we once were.
34:48Don't tell Tyson I was in the super bed.
34:50The restaurant Schwartz and Sandy's was a lot of pressure, a lot of money,
34:54and, you know, it's just closed down.
34:57And it's, uh, it's been tough.
35:00I did bring my pocket trumpet.
35:02Play something uplifting.
35:03You know, I'll always love Schwartz and we'll always be friends.
35:06��를 play some music.
35:06Oh.
35:07Oh.
35:12Oh.
35:25Oh.
35:28Oh.
35:30Oh.
35:36Dude, with my eyes closed, I felt like I was in New Orleans at Jazz Fest.
35:40Nice.
35:41You still got it.
35:43You want a s'more?
35:44This is so much sugar.
35:45I feel my hips widening.
35:47I want this to be right for you, too, at the same time.
35:49So you can catch sometimes.
35:51Oh, my God!
35:53Oh, my God!
35:54We're not done, but this is, like, crunch time now.
35:57Yeah, but you like me more than you did.
35:59Well, I always liked it.
36:02I never said I disliked you.
36:03There's a big difference.
36:05You're not on my team.
36:06I love Messi.
36:07He's one of my favorite players of all time.
36:09When I'm playing him, I hate him.
36:11Drita, this is the most you've opened up around me, I think.
36:14For real.
36:15Usually, I'll go in.
36:16I'll be like, hey, Drita, how's your day?
36:18How's your morning?
36:19And she's like, good, and then, like, walks away.
36:21And I'm like, okay, I tried.
36:24I don't know.
36:24I want you out!
36:25Oh, okay.
36:27I love you, Pampas.
36:28I love you, Pampas.
36:30I'm ready to get the fuck out this house.
36:32What a shame.
36:33They have to leave.
36:34This house of love got people not showing love.
36:37Oh, I said house of love.
36:38This house of villains.
36:39Partying is such sweet sorrow.
36:41Bye.
36:43Bye.
36:44Bye.
36:45Take care.
36:45Good luck.
36:46Good luck.
36:46Thank you so much.
36:48Come here, man.
36:49We have to.
36:49All in all, this party was pretty weird,
36:51but we got some entertainment in some drama and fights,
36:54even though it was for my allies.
36:56And now, I just have to clean up the mess they made.
37:00Love y'all.
37:00Bye.
37:01Drive safe.
37:02What a bunch of assholes.
37:03Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing, Paul.
37:05Fucking hell.
37:06Can someone grab my phone?
37:08Dude, Josh is fucking awesome, man.
37:11He's a sweetheart.
37:11And you guys need to know that I locked in with Josh day one,
37:14and we made it to the end,
37:15because that's the kind of person that I am.
37:17I mean, that's how you get further, is by locking in.
37:21I think this is the best way for each of us individually to get further.
37:26I am genuinely thinking about it.
37:29These men are solid, Paul.
37:30I can vouch for them.
37:32I took that tarantula to my face for you,
37:35because I can vouch for you in the same ways that I can vouch for both these men.
37:39I owe you.
37:41We owe you.
37:42Collectively.
37:43Collectively.
37:44Even though tonight was an absolute disaster,
37:47surprisingly, I'm feeling pretty good about my chances of staying.
37:51I think this is, like, a good move for you in the game.
37:55And I'm telling you, Paul,
37:58this is your opportunity
38:00to not only save my fucking ass and have me fucking owe you,
38:04but also, like, be a fucking hero.
38:07Big time.
38:09Wrong words.
38:10Wrong words, Tom.
38:11Ooh, it's going to make you a hero
38:14on a show called The House of Villains.
38:16When I talk about you, I'll be like,
38:17fucking Paul, fucking, he, he fucking stuck up for me.
38:22He, he fucking had my back.
38:24You're even fucking stupider than I thought.
38:26I appreciate the frank conversation.
38:28I'm here to be the best fucking supervillain out there,
38:30so I don't want to be a hero.
38:32I'm a fucking villain.
38:33I'm going to think about it, and I'm going to pull you off.
38:36Yeah.
38:36I'm going to talk to you all.
38:37Okay.
38:37Listen, I won't blindside anyone.
38:52God, I love this door.
38:54I love my door.
38:56I lost my Sprite.
38:59Tom has one of my setting powders,
39:01but I'm just going to let him have it as a partying gift.
39:04I'm fucking dead.
39:06Christina and I have a good relationship,
39:07but I don't think she's done any campaigning at all.
39:10You're on the hit list.
39:13Hello?
39:15Did we forget?
39:16We stink.
39:17I'm going to go wash up.
39:18I, I...
39:26Finished another Sudoku, bro.
39:28Nice.
39:29You know, one thing I can say to Kate,
39:30good luck moving your way to the finish line.
39:38I'm feeling pretty confident that Tom comes back in,
39:42but if Tom exits, I will...
39:46Big vengeance on this house.
39:49Meow.
39:51You're not going to exit, though, do you?
39:53I know.
39:53I do, though.
39:54Didn't that be funny?
39:55Yeah.
39:55It would be hilarious.
39:59I don't mean to beat a dead horse,
40:01but it's Tom, so I will.
40:03Fuck him.
40:04Our friends weren't involved in the game,
40:06so I didn't really appreciate Tom making such a scene.
40:10I don't blame you.
40:11You had every opportunity to not just sit there
40:14and throw it over the balcony
40:15and go hide under your covers and pray for it to go away.
40:18Yeah, it was the wrong place, for sure.
40:21You think?
40:31I don't feel like you have to back.
40:33I don't either.
40:34But...
40:34I told her...
40:35I still have to.
40:36Making her.
40:36Yeah.
40:36You know, be a good game player.
40:40Last time I was up against Jackie,
40:41I almost went home,
40:42so, yeah, I'm nervous,
40:44but I don't need to ask Kiss.
40:46I don't need to campaign.
40:47I'm not going to be like Tom.
40:48I think I have enough people voting for me,
40:50so I don't want them to see me looking nervous.
40:53It'll be nice to get ahead of it,
40:54because you've gone a lot.
40:55Yeah.
40:56Yeah.
40:57Still got to be a good sport, you know?
41:00You know, it's very different,
41:01like, when you live in L.A., right,
41:02and you see all the men in L.A.,
41:03and you're like, you know?
41:05Like, it's just different.
41:06They're just...
41:07The men are different.
41:07I'm from Texas.
41:08They're, like, menly men.
41:10Like, you know what I mean?
41:11Yes.
41:11Yeah.
41:12Oh, come on, dude.
41:15Villains, time to get ready
41:16for your next banishment ceremony.
41:18You have one hour.
41:20So then, yeah, I got his number,
41:22and then we went on a date.
41:23Dude.
41:24Who am I kidding?
41:25It's Tom and Christine up there.
41:26I'll see you in six hours.
41:31I've been working my ass off.
41:34I feel pretty good about Paul,
41:37but I'm going to talk to Drita.
41:39I'm going to continue working on Kate,
41:40and I am not going to stop
41:43until I absolutely have to,
41:46and then I'm still going to keep going.
41:49All right, what am I doing right now?
41:51Lips.
41:52Oh, my lips.
41:53Please don't send me home, Drita.
41:55I want to fucking be here.
41:57All right, so talk to me.
41:58So, um,
42:01I know Christine's your girl.
42:04All right.
42:06Do you think she wants to be here
42:07as much as you?
42:08I know.
42:09There's no way.
42:10I don't think she understands, like,
42:13what's going on, like, fully.
42:15Let's take Christine out of the equation.
42:19When did you ever come up to me, Tom,
42:21to make an alliance?
42:22Never.
42:23Now your ass is on the line,
42:24and you need me.
42:25I think part of her thinks
42:26that there's not going to be an elimination.
42:28I know that.
42:30Something's definitely going on.
42:31Barbie and Ken are both on the hit list right now,
42:34and tonight I'm going to weaken Tyson
42:36by chucking Ken's ass in the trash.
42:40This might be a tie.
42:42If it's a tie, it's going to Kate.
42:44How do you think Kate feels about you?
42:45I don't know.
42:46I'm going to ask her.
42:47Go ask her now.
42:48Get that out of the way,
42:49because you don't have a lot of time.
42:50All right.
42:51Hi, Barbie.
42:52Bye, Ken.
42:53Thanks for making me look pretty.
42:57Come in.
43:00It's okay.
43:01Hi, Tom.
43:02Hi.
43:03What's going on?
43:04Nothing.
43:06Nothing.
43:07Just...
43:08I...
43:08I really don't want to go home.
43:16If there's a tie in the vote,
43:18it's going to...
43:19It's going to come down to you.
43:23That's true.
43:27Would you rather have me here,
43:29or would you rather have Christine?
43:31I'll have to think about it.
43:35I'm doing everything that I can.
43:37I just...
43:37I just don't want to go home.
43:38I know you're trying so hard.
43:40I know whatever happened happened.
43:42Yeah.
43:42I can't go back and change it.
43:44You can't.
43:45But I'm asking you to please let me stay here.
43:48I'm asking you.
43:51All right.
43:51I'll see you soon.
43:54I could be the reason Tom stays or goes,
43:56and he might be useful to me in this game.
43:59So tonight,
44:00he just has to give me the best apology of his life
44:02and convince me to keep him in this game.
44:15You have my vote 1,000%.
44:17Yeah.
44:18Yeah.
44:19Yeah.
44:20Yeah.
44:23There's a lot going on in here.
44:25I'm not going to lie.
44:27I feel really good right now.
44:30But I'm not going to stop trying.
44:33Like, I am not going quietly in the night.
44:37I hate this house.
44:38I love this house.
44:39I hate this house.
44:41I love this house.
44:42Bro.
44:43Wow.
44:44I think you're going to be good, bro.
44:46Tom Tyson in New York have made me a pretty enticing offer.
44:49Not going to lie,
44:49it's promising me the whole world,
44:51and I'm considering it.
44:53Let's just see how it goes.
44:55Okay.
44:55Let's lock in after today and have conversations, okay?
44:59Okay.
44:59And figure it out.
45:00Okay.
45:01Hello, villains.
45:01Let's go to the secret bookcase that everybody knows about.
45:06I'm not even super villain,
45:08but it seems like I have more power right now
45:10than everybody else in the house.
45:12This is fucking awesome.
45:13Oh, how the tables have turned.
45:18Oh, hi.
45:19Hello.
45:19Yeah.
45:21Yeah.
45:21Welcome.
45:22Oh, yeah.
45:23It's Joel McHale.
45:24Yeah.
45:25Yeah, look at you.
45:25Wow.
45:26And Tyson, great coat.
45:29Okay, villains.
45:31Welcome back to the stronghold for your fourth banishment ceremony.
45:36Tonight, it's a battle between two masters of applying and wearing makeup.
45:40It's Sandoval versus whatever Christine's last name is.
45:47Kate, you are the supervillain.
45:50Please take your throne.
45:57Tom, Christine, you are up for banishment.
46:01Please stand in front of your chairs.
46:08Guys, the rest of the villains are about to vote to banish one of you from the house.
46:16It is time to make your final pleas.
46:18I think we all know who is competitive in this house.
46:25It is not I.
46:26Not I have won.
46:28Even one challenge.
46:30Even when I try.
46:32I don't know what the fuck Christine is saying.
46:35Like, who died and made her Dr. Seuss?
46:38I'm not good at challenges.
46:39But I will have your back and I will get you waters at night and make you coffee and shit.
46:45That's all I got right now.
46:47Oh, my God, I have pockets.
46:48Oh, hey.
46:50It's so convenient.
46:53Tom, if you could find some hidden pockets that would really tie this whole moment together.
46:58Do you have a final plea?
47:01Look, to be honest, like, I was not super excited about doing this show like I was for Special Forces
47:07or whatever.
47:07But this is probably my favorite experience yet.
47:12Do I think I'm going to win this?
47:13I doubt it, but I really do want to be here, guys.
47:17And, um, Kate, I'm sorry for anything I've done to you, including yelling at you last night.
47:23I apologize for that.
47:25And, uh, but I've really enjoyed my time with you.
47:28I enjoyed our outing.
47:29And overall, like, I think you're dope.
47:33All right, everyone.
47:34It is time to vote.
47:36Trita, you are first up for voting.
47:45Bye, Tom.
47:46Tom, Christine, it is time to sit in your fancy little chairs.
47:49Please come back to me, sweet baby Tom Sandoval.
47:54Adios, Christine.
47:56Hopefully I did enough work.
47:58Really hope they vote Christine out.
48:00There's two beauties before me, but one has too much filler.
48:03See you later, Christine.
48:05Really hope they vote Tom out.
48:17If I survive tonight's banishment, I am coming back to the House of Villains, and I am ready.
48:24I don't know what I say.
48:26I'm getting ready to.
48:29Make it to the end.
48:30Yeah, that's perfect.
48:31That's perfect.
48:32All right, guys, the votes are in.
48:36The fifth villain to be banished from the House is...
48:44We don't know.
48:46It's a tie.
48:49It is a tie.
48:51So that means for the first time in House of Villains history, the supervillain gets to break the tie.
48:57We're at the point of the game where people are starting to think about who they want to be at
49:01the final three with.
49:03So I've got Christine over here.
49:05Christine's not made any enemies in the house, unlike Tom.
49:08But if I save Tom tonight, I don't think Tom and Tice are going to separate their beds.
49:14I'm not really sure what I'm going to do.
49:16We're at the end.
49:18We're at the end.
49:19We're at the end.
49:20We're at the end.
49:22We're at the end.
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