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House Of Villains S03E07 (2026)
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00:00on house of villains ashley has been removed from the game no way i actually found a list that she
00:06made she signed it in the middle is tom with a question mark seeing this notebook with my name
00:12in the middle and not with my alliance this bromance is gonna have to end eventually
00:19maybe that time is now tyson was not including you in anything has he promised to take you to
00:24the end is yeah he was never including you ever the third villain to be banished from the house
00:32with a vote of four to one is i'm fucked johnny middlebrooks the house has spoken
00:49i need a lot of alcohol oh my gosh i can't believe i'm here genuinely thank you guys i
00:58literally dodged a bullet i mean if johnny wasn't the big meat muscle shield that he is
01:04that bullet was coming straight for me this is paul's sex dungeon now oh wait paul you get all
01:10the space now look johnny should have just put tom up and sent his ass home when i told you
01:14are these your shoes no that's johnny he came in here with a shoe for every day
01:19villains please go in the kitchen and enjoy some pizza and beer in johnny's memory trust it i'm not
01:25opening it don't open the pizza wait is there really pizza or is this a trick i will be checking
01:32all of these boxes because last time pizza was delivered paul discovered a hand and became the
01:38right-hand man of johnny you never know what could happen here in the house of villains could be
01:44something amiss
01:51look how these really pizza yes and beer and vodka and yum this looks good this pizza but joe was
01:59like
01:59great tv man it almost inspired me to about i felt like i was watching a soap opera on the
02:05spanish channel
02:05the pro about the embarazo salio negativa pero mi amor por ti es positivo
02:11lo siento pero tengo que dejar de salir con hombres sin dinero
02:15rita i got a question for you why is it that every time you know somebody's going out you vote
02:20for
02:21that person because i gave them my word you gave johnny your word johnny my word the first two days
02:28we
02:28here i gave plain my word the first two days we here jackie off the rip i do care about
02:35loyalty so
02:36i'm going to vote the way i want i'm not like everyone else i fear nothing and no one i
02:44wasn't
02:44worried about you i know you're winning anyway i kept my word my poor friends are gone so the final
02:50round
02:50there's a jury that's all been eliminated and they come back and vote for the final winner it is time
02:56to
02:56vote you are not here to vote for your best friend you are voting for the greatest super villain my
03:02odds
03:02of winning if i can get to the end are pretty good except for against drita because she hasn't cut
03:07anyone or done anyone dirty so i need drita out sorry bro okay i'm gonna ask for my phone back
03:17now
03:17give my yeah i'll ask for my phone
03:28look what i found i just want to change don't change too much oh that was funny
03:34very funny was it like dad joke of the i have kids oh my god good night everyone we're all
03:43going to sleep
03:44good night congrats you opened an envelope and now you're on the hit list
03:58here's how you get off the list convince someone else to open it you've got until next time you see
04:03me at the battle royale to get it out of your hands whoever's holding it last you're stuck unless you
04:08become super villain see you soon joel easy enough thank god i found this death sentence first because
04:14now i just need one person to read it i don't care how they read it or who reads it
04:19i just need
04:20someone to read it to get it off of me what's up yeah of course listen to me all three
04:28of you
04:29charlie's angels three of us the next game have to win super villain they win because they team up to
04:36win you shut the down thank you these are not bad it's only 70 calories if you need to take
04:43more
04:43for your max i think i might actually you want a third or you good you might as well
04:51i want you to look at this we're going to call this a christine explosion
04:57it's a tornado tornado it's amazing how do you find anything if you have to do your makeup how do
05:03you
05:03do it anyone in my past that i have beat up that wished karma on me gave me christine as
05:09a roommate
05:10you know in my defense like in your defense you have a lot of shit
05:17i can put somebody on the hit list
05:22where'd you find that the pantry
05:27do you trust me yeah it's like a curse i'm going on the hit list unless i give it to
05:32somebody else
05:32if i show it to you it's yours now and you have to give it to somebody else tyson has
05:38this letter
05:38and if i open up the letter i'm on the hit list you will be ready but i'm just staring
05:45at this letter
05:45and i'm like cookie cookie let me see if i'm gonna i know that tom doesn't fully trust me after
05:54kate
05:54blew my cover but bringing tom in on the death sentence is the perfect way to patch things up
05:59because i'm keeping my promise of telling tom everything moving forward
06:03right now on the hit list yeah it looks like you and as a bonus it means i'm no longer
06:07on the hit
06:08list so it's a win-win i'm gonna get off the ellis convince someone else to open it opening it
06:13is
06:13basically me opening up to our friendship again there was some trust issues but now we're in this
06:20together do you think we tell kate or pretend like we don't know it see about what she does with
06:24it
06:25i can tell her with this envelope i am on the hit list i got to get rid of this
06:30letter but also i
06:31gotta warn kate whoa it's way cleaner in here i know i know thank you i am looking for kate
06:42everywhere
06:47i peek into her room she's not in there
07:04congratulations you're on the hit list okay do this i was looking for your ass where were you
07:11i was changing i've already read it you can't pass it to me i am now on the hit list
07:16and i believe
07:17that tom and tyson were targeting me so now i know i absolutely do not trust tom and tyson
07:25oh fuck i see the three musketeers on the couch with a letter what is going on am i fucked
07:34i'm not really sure if this envelope is a good thing or a bad thing christine sauce the thing about
07:42tyson
07:42is the man be grabbing okay so he grabs the letter he grabbed the hand on the pizza and now
07:50tyson doesn't
07:51want to grab this envelope then clearly this envelope is not a good thing
08:00whose is it now kate's yeah so it's better that she opened it so now she's it's off of you
08:06yeah
08:07oh there's another t-shirt on the railing okay
08:14i don't see any point in trying to convince the remaining people in the house to open this letter
08:19new york is out for the count i'm not gonna do it to drita or christine and who knows where
08:25paul is
08:25and when you don't know what to do with something what's the best thing to do throw it
08:39why does it look like this i was on a show called mob wives i see something i say nothing
08:48none of my
08:49business and plus that's a federal offense i have enough problems with the fbi tom yeah did you see
08:56that what is that did you touch this letter no i did not did you open it she said don't
09:02touch it
09:02don't do it she said that you guys have been moving it around so are you lying to me having
09:07drita on the
09:08hit list would be great well don't lie to me tom she would actually have to like make some
09:14moves so i would love for her to get this letter do i open this yeah that's your acting ability
09:26tyson
09:26he gave himself up right there that i knew he knew about this envelope i don't know if he wants
09:31me to
09:32open it i don't know if he doesn't but i know he wants to know if i'm going to if
09:37you get curious
09:37tell me what it is christine's told everybody let's open it where's paul he's a bad liar he's pacing
09:44on his phone they look like they're nervous i know that's why i'm saying don't touch it
09:52these fucking spies they'll keep looking to see if i open i'm gonna fight everybody
10:00paul mom you want to say hi to tyson tyson you want to say hi to my mom hi mom
10:05mom did you see the advantage in the house shut the up right now do not open the envelope why
10:12do why should i not open it because it's gonna put you on the hit list whoever opens it last
10:16is
10:16on the hit list by the time the challenge starts tomorrow if kate drita and christine are working
10:22together against the guys they're gonna have paul open it last and he'll be stuck on the hit list
10:28and right now paul is someone i may be able to use so i would like to keep him here
10:32if i can
10:33you have to trust me here okay tyson has his weird quadri eye nightmare fuel sleep paralysis demon
10:41eyeglasses on you think i trust you is kicking an envelope under the chair a dick move maybe but i
10:49want to go to sleep i'm pretty unsure of who owns it i think like maybe kate maybe drito but
10:56one of them
10:57needs to go
11:08good morning people were like freaking out over some letter yesterday i don't know oh there's a
11:14letter floating around i don't fucking know i don't even know if i want to i don't even want to
11:18know if
11:18i want to know i don't know if i'm on the hit list or not today but i left the
11:21letter by the chairs and
11:22it's not there anymore what i do know is i'm surprised i even won super villain once the odds
11:27of it happening again are near impossible morning sunshine good morning don't open it what envelope
11:35where is it i don't know why is everybody being so secretive about this damn letter that people are
11:42finding um yeah i heard there was a letter do we have to move out of here it says anybody
11:48who goes by
11:49um any sort of one of the 50 states don't play with me now it is so important to mind
11:57your business
11:57get your eight hours of beauty sleep to go to bed early in this house because when the fuckery is
12:03going
12:03around guess what you're not a part of it good morning good morning good morning
12:10see a letter where is it i don't know about it never seen it i told you about it the
12:15boys came outside
12:16and they were like hey did you see the letter i wonder who handled it last nobody opened that letter
12:22in this house i can't believe that you guys are too nosy all right what okay can you guys hear
12:41those
12:41chimes yeah we hear them sorry i can't get this thing to stop now today we have a battle royale
12:47challenge i have left some outfits for today on your bed oh god so please change into those and meet
12:55me
13:07outside
13:07hey all right hi hey the costumes are cute i'm not sure where this hair came from this is definitely
13:17synthetic but i'll make it work good morning villains you look wonderful first things first i left you a
13:23present in the form of an envelope it's nothing scary i call it the death sentence
13:31here's how it works whoever opened the envelope was automatically put on this week's hit list
13:37unless they could get somebody else to open the envelope whoever ended up with it at this moment
13:44is stuck on the hit list unless they become super villain well i guess i can just tell you it's
13:51kate
13:51yep it's me i'm the one that opened the letter last i'm on the hit list and frankly i don't
13:56care i am
13:57standing here in a squirrel onesie surrounded by a bunch of morons that all hate me as the envelope
14:05stated the only way for you to get off the hit list is to win the battle royale challenge right
14:11huge stakes here kate try to look less disinterested i'm focused all right the name of this challenge is
14:19nut jobs the game is simple and it is played in rounds each of you will start with 30 nuts
14:28in each
14:29round you will enter the nut house one at a time you will place your nuts in your own personal
14:36nut sack
14:37you can put as many or as little as you want inside the sack but after each round i will
14:44announce the
14:45player with the fewest amount of nuts in their nut sack and that player will be eliminated from the
14:50challenge while putting 28 of your nuts in your sack would give you a great shot at getting to round
14:56two you would only have two nuts left for the rest of the game whoever survives and hangs on to
15:02the
15:02most nuts by the final round wins the game and becomes our next super villain as always i apologize
15:09for making you do basic math oh man what i'm saying is you do not want to blow your load
15:15too early
15:15i'm fucked and now i will place my nuts into your waiting hands when it comes to this nut job
15:22battle
15:23royale it's all about rationing you want to ration as little as possible while still staying in the game
15:29so you have more for the end you don't want to blow your load right in the beginning you know
15:34you kind
15:34want to like spread it out a little bit any event multiple people play the fewest amount of nuts in
15:39any given round everyone with that amount of nuts will be eliminated damn last squirrel standing becomes
15:46our next super villain who will be showered with loads of praise in our glory hole tyson you are up
15:55here he goes guys oh it's moist in here anybody allergic to nuts six should definitely keep me safe
16:04but do i want to go hard early one two three four oh look at him look there we go
16:14i would really
16:16love to win and if not me then tom i need an ally to hopefully win this thing so i
16:24flash to tom
16:25knowing hopefully he puts five okay paul it is your turn okay if these people are low-balling it
16:35then let me go with a safe four one two three four i'm always trying to win super villain i
16:46really am
16:47but i prefer to work with numbers when they hit my bank account with a lot of zeros you know
16:52tyson said
16:53that he did four knots so i'm gonna do five i'm gonna start pretty large
17:01fuck you tom fuck you tyson all right i'm not having any testicular issues today so my nuts are flowing
17:0814 15 16 17. what is the uh goal of this game the goal of this game is i have
17:17no idea 17 is how old my
17:21daughter is and i'm gonna go by a lucky number i know all the squirrels outside of lion ass
17:27motherfuckers so it really don't matter all right everyone i've counted your nuts with the least amount
17:33of nuts tyson and paul you have been eliminated you've lost the chance to be super villain please go
17:43inside the house holy i can't believe this and enjoy a hot bag of peanuts drada leave some nuts i
17:52have
17:52no idea how i even won one round i want to get rid of these one two three four seven
18:04i'm putting six nuts in four five six now i'm gonna go slightly less i don't have to ration my
18:13nuts as
18:14much sticking with my favorite number and doing six again how many nuts do i need to bust this time
18:22i'm gonna bust a big nut i have counted the nuts the villains with the least number of nuts
18:30in their sacks are christine and tom please join the other losers squirrels well this sucks
18:39what that means they lost it's kate trita in new york i would rather have new york win because i
18:44feel
18:44like new york is closest with me and tyson i think i have to win super honor okay because otherwise
18:50i
18:50my vote won't count i'm going home but i won't nominate you two obviously thank you trita in new york
18:56want to be super villain i get it but if i don't win super villain i remain on the hit
19:01list so put
19:02one or two each okay i only have three so i put them i won't put you up okay i
19:07don't agree with kate
19:09one bit i've never had super villain i want this so bad so i lied to kate when i told
19:16her i only had
19:17three nuts all right i don't even know how much to put she could beat me right now i don't
19:24even know
19:24what the fuck i'm doing i gotta get this right i have to get this right it's never been done
19:29before
19:30this is my third season one two three please okay i don't even know how many i have left how
19:41about that
19:42the nuts drita i'm coming shut up i have 12 remaining i'm gonna do seven
19:50i have counted the nuts
19:55drita's out i knew it i knew it you've lost the chance to be super villain it is such an
20:03intense
20:05My strategy going into this last round is obviously to dump all my nuts into my sack.
20:11And who's to tell how many Kate has left?
20:14I just want to get this nut out and over with.
20:17I'm really proud of us for making it here.
20:19Me too.
20:20Lucy and Ethel.
20:21New York winning.
20:22That would be cool if she did.
20:24I would be happy for her.
20:25Yeah, like it would be her first one.
20:26You'd be happy because she's not going to put you on the chopping block.
20:29May the best nut win.
20:33Kate, please drop some nuts.
20:37Don't call it a comeback.
20:38This is New York's third season on House of Villains.
20:41Never been super villain.
20:42Kate, if she gets super villain, she is off the hit list.
20:46All right, New York, show me your nuts.
20:48But one thing's for sure, mine are bigger.
20:50It's down to me and Kate, and a nut sack is a little bit light.
20:54I hope I played that last hand right.
20:57Oh, shit.
20:58All right, that's all I got.
21:01See?
21:02Kate is my roommate, but I am totally playing this for myself.
21:07It's down to two nut jobs and one nut off.
21:11All right, it's between New York and Kate for super villain.
21:16One, two, three, four.
21:19Just so you know, this final round was the difference of one nut.
21:24One, two, three.
21:28I don't know what's going to happen.
21:31Four.
21:34Congratulations, Kate.
21:36You are the super villain.
21:37Oh, my God.
21:39Five.
21:40Five nuts.
21:41You're off the hit list.
21:44Nice.
21:44Are you fucking kidding me?
21:47This death letter thing looks really bad on me and Tyson.
21:51I'm worried Kate is going to be retaliatory.
21:54Kate, you will get to choose three villains for the hit list and also get to go on a reward.
21:59Oh, God.
22:00Okay.
22:00What two people would you like to take with you on the reward?
22:04I would like to take New York and I would like to take Paul.
22:07Whoa.
22:08Because you were on the hit list twice.
22:10Great.
22:10Now, please shuffle back into the mansion with as much dignity as a bunch of adults dressed
22:15as squirrels can muster.
22:17Kate doesn't want to be told what to do and she likes to kind of create chaos.
22:23I see myself being on the hit list.
22:25Now we're here standing in a gigantic pile of shit in a squirrel costume.
22:37Wow, it's hot.
22:39Good job.
22:40Yeah, you got close.
22:41Yeah.
22:41I knew you were going to win when you were going six divided by you.
22:44Oh, my God.
22:45As soon as she said that, that's why I was like, okay, I'm going to do six every time.
22:49I should have told you guys I did pass fourth grade.
22:51I'm going to go get out of this.
22:53Damn, Kate.
22:54That was pretty impressive.
22:55To go from supervillain to hit list to off the hit list to supervillain.
23:00Fucking fuckers.
23:02Last time she put me up on the hit list.
23:04So I don't really know what to expect, but I'm hoping that the tides have shifted a little bit.
23:12How are you feeling?
23:13I feel great.
23:14That's how I feel.
23:15I can imagine.
23:16I feel real good.
23:18How do you feel?
23:19I feel good.
23:20Good.
23:20Yeah.
23:21Good.
23:22Glad you feel good.
23:23How's Tyson feel?
23:25Good.
23:25Okay, good.
23:26I don't know.
23:27Good.
23:28I did go looking for you last night.
23:30No.
23:31No, no, no.
23:32Yes, I did.
23:32We both literally said, let's go find Kate.
23:35Honestly.
23:36I swear to God, like, I've never fucking lied to you.
23:38You both said, let's go find Kate.
23:39Yes.
23:40I'm back to feeling about Tom Sandoval the same way I felt when I entered the house.
23:44He's a worm with a mustache.
23:47How are you feeling, Christine?
23:48As soon as I found out the game, I was like, okay, all right, this is not my game.
23:53Who do you think she's putting up?
23:59Oh, shit.
24:01That was fucking dumb.
24:04What's up?
24:05Hi.
24:06How do you feel?
24:08Interesting.
24:09There was definitely some sort of scandal happening between Tom, Tyson, Kate, and they were upset with one another.
24:16Tom didn't want Kate to have the letter, but Kate got it.
24:18I think Tom wanted either me or you or Christine to get him.
24:22And they also are threatened by you and Christine because in the past two seasons, there were characters like Tyson,
24:30right, who were like, won a bunch of competitions.
24:32They were in control of all this shit.
24:35They didn't win the game because next to them was somebody who didn't do those things and everybody just liked
24:40them a little better.
24:41So they're fucking mortified of you.
24:44I watched last season, so I know to choose the winner.
24:47The cast comes back for a jury vote and Tyson is from Survivor.
24:52So his mentality is like jury management, meaning he wouldn't be able to beat me because I'm loved.
24:59And you know who I'm loved by?
25:01A bunch of badass villains.
25:06Just the two I wanted to talk to.
25:09Super villain office out here.
25:11Do you want to talk to her alone?
25:13I think you should talk alone.
25:14Okay.
25:14Because I got none to hide.
25:16Yeah.
25:16Kate, I'm under the assumption that probably I'm going to go up or I'm a good choice to go up.
25:22Get to it.
25:24Am I going out there?
25:27No.
25:29Wait a minute.
25:30Kate is protecting me?
25:31That's so special.
25:33Is this real?
25:34What weird parallel universe am I living in?
25:36I am a free agent in this game.
25:39Yeah, Paul, you're with me until you piss me off.
25:41I am thinking of keeping Paul because I believe that Paul was at one time working with Tyson.
25:47I believe Paul has realized it's time to pivot.
25:50Listen.
25:51Okay.
25:51And I appreciate that.
25:53Paul loves to talk about nothing for so long.
25:57My ultimate goal is for Tyson to be banished.
26:00I don't like the way Tyson has played his game.
26:03And I don't like how he walks around acting like he's guaranteed to win.
26:09Oh, fuck.
26:09Here comes his fuckhead.
26:11How's it going?
26:13Good.
26:13How are you?
26:14Do you wear this much neon at home or you did it just for TV?
26:17This is like my pickleball gear sometimes.
26:19Yeah.
26:20You know, I've never played pickleball.
26:21I feel like it's so trendy.
26:22It is.
26:23Why not just do tennis?
26:25It's more chic.
26:26You guys could talk.
26:28Do you play tennis?
26:29No, but if I'm going to choose one, I'm going to go for tennis.
26:32What's up, Tom?
26:33What's up, guys?
26:34Tom, do you play pickleball?
26:35Every once in a while.
26:37You like pickleball?
26:38No, I hate it.
26:39I think it's so lame.
26:40If you're going to do it, do tennis and be like an adult.
26:43It's for losers.
26:44Kate is on some weird power trip where she's trying to take like jabs at me.
26:49I want to have a conversation with her, but I also don't want to have it when she's just
26:53purposely trying to like throw zingers at me.
26:56I'm like, I should just catch up on some sleep.
26:59Also, when I'm asleep, Kate can't come and try to be mean to me.
27:10What a gorgeous day.
27:11Didn't that cardio?
27:12Keeping my T levels up.
27:14That's it.
27:15The envelope thing did really screw things up.
27:17Look at us.
27:19Everything's going perfectly.
27:20I really don't know if she's trying to get under my skin or just be a dick or what.
27:25Well, I'm good for a month.
27:31I miss my kids so bad.
27:36Can you get my back?
27:37I can.
27:38Or New York can.
27:39Can you get it?
27:40Okay.
27:41Get a little more in there.
27:42Keep rubbing them down.
27:43It's erotic.
27:46Oh, my goodness.
27:49Tom and Tyson bring on the vanilla wafers.
27:53Were you going to jump in the pool?
27:54No, I'm not jumping in the pool.
27:56I'm going to jump rope in the sun.
27:58He's getting sweaty.
27:59You're the only person here that I fully trust, Tyson.
28:04Yeah.
28:04And when I mean that, I mean...
28:05I was really hoping you were going to win because the second I went out, I was like,
28:08New York's the only one that I feel like will 100% save me.
28:11I feel like some of the women need to sweat.
28:14Drita's never played a redemption challenge.
28:17Excuse me.
28:18Drita hasn't done anything except for be on the right side of every single jury member
28:23that's exited the house.
28:24Yeah, and cook a lot of heavy shit that has my hips wider than they were before I got here.
28:29I really hope that Kate does not put up me, Tom, or Tyson.
28:35Drita, it's time to see how she sweats under pressure.
28:38I don't know about you, but I want to look good in my bikini for the 4th of July.
28:42I also want to.
28:45So, I've got to pick three people.
28:47It's so hard.
28:48What do you think I should do?
28:49I would love it if it's us girls.
28:53So, you think I should nominate Paul, Tyson, and Tom?
28:56No.
28:57I don't know, though.
28:58You know, right?
28:59If I could just nominate two people, I'd be happy because that's all I really care about.
29:03Get it, Tom.
29:11Since pizza parties are the fucking jinx of it.
29:14Okay, but they're always a jinx here.
29:16We're going to have a pizza party in the yard with the outside oven.
29:19The first time we got pizza in this house, Paul is the right hand.
29:23The second time we get pizza, there's a death note.
29:26So, I decided to rebrand pizza and make a pizza party.
29:31I'll do pepperoni.
29:32All right, great.
29:33I'm going to do a classic.
29:34New York, why are you sitting in the corner like a little kid in trouble?
29:38Come make a pizza.
29:39I'm not a fucking ruin your mama mia pizza.
29:40Come on, New York, make some pizza.
29:42New York is known for its pizza.
29:44Have you ever made pizza before, Tom?
29:46Yep.
29:46Really?
29:47I used to be a cook when I was like 14, 15.
29:49Really?
29:50Where?
29:50In a pub.
29:51Oh, God.
29:52What about you, Kate?
29:52What was your first job?
29:53Wet seal.
29:54Really?
29:54You went retail?
29:56I just wanted the cute clothes and, you know, for sure the discount.
29:59I was working in a deli at 14.
30:01Christine, what was your first job?
30:02I worked at Sonic and then I worked at Taco Bell.
30:06Oh, right on.
30:06Can you imagine getting Christine to help you?
30:08Can I have a number one?
30:10You're not getting that.
30:11That's not a vibe.
30:12Tater tots, please?
30:13Do we have tater tots?
30:16This is so fun.
30:19Tom stuffed.
30:21Ugh.
30:25Dude, is that good?
30:26Can we get it closer to each other?
30:28We can try.
30:29Is that as close as it goes?
30:31Yeah.
30:32That's the super bed, dude.
30:33I can't believe it took us this long, honestly.
30:35Kate has been a bit of a killjoy, just sucking the fun out of this house.
30:41So, I know I can have some fun with Tyson.
30:44We're pushing our beds together to make one gigantic super bed.
30:50Dude, look.
30:51Dude.
30:51It's just one bed.
30:53It's just one bed.
30:54Two beds, man.
30:55I was going to do the secret head shake.
30:57Oh, yeah.
31:01Kate is telling me that I'm safe, but I don't really trust anything that anybody says in this
31:05house.
31:06So, maybe if I give her some helpful secret information, maybe she won't throw me overboard.
31:12I don't know if that's what she did on below deck or not, but as long as she doesn't do
31:15it
31:15to me, then I'm fine.
31:17Hey, Paul.
31:17Well, come on.
31:18I think I figured out what happened yesterday.
31:20I went to Tom and Tyson about that fucking car, and they're like, we hid it under the
31:24chair.
31:25One of them found it.
31:26Yeah, Tyson found it.
31:27I kicked it under the chair so that it looks like it's gone.
31:32Oh, it's down there still.
31:34Yeah.
31:34And they said, because whoever was last, and they knew who was last.
31:38Are you serious?
31:40They were cementing.
31:41They were cementing your fucking thing.
31:43Tyson had put the Hit List envelope under a chair.
31:46That was personal.
31:50Hey, Paul.
31:51Look what I found.
31:53Under the chair.
31:55Tyson wanted to make sure I was on the Hit List, period.
31:59And Tom co-signed that.
32:16I'm always a little scared of Kate, so I always bring her coffee.
32:21But not because she could nominate me to leave.
32:24Thank you so much.
32:25But because I'm always afraid she's going to say something cunty to me.
32:28You never know.
32:32I'm fucking great here because of you assholes.
32:41Regardless of how any of us feel about Tom or Tyson, I think it's good for everyone's game and also
32:48will be so funny to separate them.
32:50It's like we're all third wheeling on Tom and Tyson's date.
32:54Good morning, Drita.
32:55Good morning.
32:56How you doing?
32:57Good.
32:57Oh, you're going on rewards.
33:00Well, well, well.
33:01That hair is...
33:03Oh, my God.
33:04You look good.
33:05Thank you so much, Drita.
33:06But look at your hair.
33:08Yeah.
33:08Give it like Diane Cara.
33:10Oh, come on.
33:10Yes.
33:11Yes.
33:13Hey, are we having a good time?
33:16You don't have to whip out the good wheel.
33:18You look so cute.
33:18Look at her hair.
33:20I hope you guys have fun today.
33:22Enjoy the day, guys.
33:25I'm confused what the fuck we're going to do.
33:27Oh, but we're doing it.
33:28I hope it's whatever it is.
33:29Kate, New York, Paul, it's time to take your little field trip.
33:33And it's a fancy one.
33:35Oh, it sure is.
33:37I love that for us.
33:38We love a good reward.
33:39This is my first reward that I'm going on in season three.
33:43We should let Kate go first.
33:45I definitely don't want to be on the hit list,
33:48but you never really know with Kate.
33:51Can somebody make sure my curly hair is off?
33:53Johnny, it's time for your final House of Villains workout.
33:56Let's go, buddy.
34:00We got to make sure those shorts are extra tight.
34:04Hell yeah.
34:07Feel it, feel it, feel it.
34:09Time for some cardio.
34:12What the fuck, Johnny?
34:17Oh, what's going on in here?
34:20Oh, my God.
34:22Welcome to Cirque School.
34:23I've always wanted to run away with the circus.
34:25You've come to the perfect place.
34:27This is a circus school for anybody with anybody teaching recreational circus.
34:32I am a clown, so it works.
34:33So we're going to get started with a little warm-up, condition our body, do a little stretching,
34:37and then we'll get you up on the trapeze, the fabric, and a little bit of acrobatics, okay?
34:41Sick.
34:42Why did you choose me for this reward?
34:44All right, the first thing we're going to do...
34:46Oh, oh, my goodness.
34:47Oops.
34:48Okay, I'm getting excited because you said ball, and I was on top of it.
34:52Try to lift one foot off the floor and maybe the second.
34:55Stand up.
34:56Booty goes back to the ball.
34:58Ride the train.
34:59Stand up.
35:00I don't know about this one.
35:01Ride the train.
35:02There's a lot going on.
35:03Two more.
35:04New York's New Yorkin'.
35:07I'm scared.
35:08Come on.
35:09Come on.
35:11And Paul.
35:15Gorgeous, Paul.
35:17Oh, all right.
35:18So beautiful.
35:19I used to think Paul was a bit of a carny, but I was wrong.
35:23Open the legs wide.
35:25Oh, wow.
35:25Great.
35:26He's the more sophisticated circus freak.
35:30Beautiful, okay.
35:31Oh, my gosh.
35:32I'm swinging.
35:33That looks slow, slow, slow, slow, slow.
35:35There we go.
35:36Nice, Kate.
35:38You see that Kate put us up on the bar with the letter in between us?
35:41I didn't see it.
35:43You got to notice things.
35:44I guess.
35:45I also don't care.
35:46Everyone targeting Tyson is not shocking at all.
35:49No matter what I do, no matter what I say to anybody, they're not buying it.
35:52They want me gone.
35:53They've wanted me gone all season long.
35:55It's a frustrating spot to be in.
35:57I haven't talked to Kate yet.
35:59You could try.
36:00Is it worse to not try?
36:01Is that going to make her angrier?
36:03Am I?
36:03I don't know why Kate has such a problem with Tyson.
36:07She has already put him on a hit list.
36:09So technically, hiding that letter and her going on the hit list was sort of like they're
36:15even.
36:15Should we just put the two puppets in more and more obscene positions?
36:21She had me on top of you.
36:23It's like I'm definitely a power bottom.
36:25Yeah.
36:25Should we go change it?
36:26Yeah.
36:27So I'm thinking if we did like this.
36:29And then her like spying on us.
36:32Should we put some nuts around?
36:38Gross.
36:40Cheers, you guys.
36:41Cheers.
36:41Listen, when I say y'all look really good up there, I kid you not.
36:45You looked really good too.
36:46No, but y'all knew what the fuck y'all was doing.
36:48Y'all had pelvis control, upper body, all that shit.
36:51Thanks.
36:51Thank you for inviting us, Kate.
36:53That was a beautiful job.
36:53I had a blast.
36:54Yay.
36:55My gosh, you guys.
36:56Somebody's leaving.
36:57It's crazy.
36:57Yeah, Tom or Tyson are leaving and I'm so excited.
37:01I have been aligned with Tyson and Tom for the longest now.
37:06So the fact that Kate wants to bust this up, I can't break it to her and tell her that
37:10she's
37:11messing up my game.
37:12If Tyson leaves, Tom will be a ruthless boat.
37:16Yeah.
37:17But then, worst case scenario, Tyson wins redemption challenge.
37:20Tom goes home.
37:21Tyson's dead in the water anyways.
37:24Clearly, New York is in cahoots with Tom and Tyson.
37:33Oh, my God.
37:35It's pretty logical to nominate New York together with Tom and Tyson.
37:39At this point in the game, I feel like pretty much everyone is a threat to me.
37:43I'm excited to torture them.
37:45They deserve it.
37:46They earned it.
37:47They dug their grave.
37:55I think I brought the perfect pair.
37:58Oh, thank you, girl.
37:59That's the trip I needed.
38:01I guess nobody's excited for us to come home.
38:03Oh, that's hilarious.
38:05What is this?
38:06So now Tom and Tyson have nuts all over them and they're in a position.
38:10They're 69ing.
38:11Thank you, because I couldn't remember the name.
38:13No, they're 69ing.
38:14Hey, Christine.
38:15Hi, guys.
38:16Hey, Christine.
38:17What did you guys do?
38:17Circus.
38:18Cirque de Soleil.
38:20Flips and twirls and spins and ropes.
38:22Flips and silks right up your alley, Paul.
38:25Yeah, he was a natural.
38:26He was a natural.
38:27I bet you were.
38:28I bet you were.
38:28A natural clown.
38:31How was it?
38:33Hi.
38:33Hi.
38:34How are you?
38:34How are you doing?
38:36Good.
38:36You think I'm fucking funny?
38:38Funny like a clown?
38:39Where's Drita?
38:40I got to give her that bit.
38:42They all fucking want you gone.
38:44I know.
38:45Listen, I can't kiss a man for 30 seconds and not let him know what's going on behind his
38:50back.
38:51I need these men here to support me.
38:54I'm the Rosa Parks, and this is my John Adams and my John Wilkes booth.
38:59They're fucking with y'all.
39:03I swear when I say this man was the one to pull up on the pull-ups first.
39:09That sounds cute.
39:10It was tough.
39:10But you rose to the occasion, Paul, and so did Kate.
39:14I'm surprised how limber she was.
39:16She was very limber.
39:17Yeah.
39:17She don't smile a lot, but she loved to spread her legs.
39:21What the fuck?
39:22Yeah.
39:23I hate it.
39:26Gentlemen, they want y'all gone.
39:29Who's that?
39:30Everybody I was just out with.
39:32So we're both going up on the hit list, probably?
39:35You just need to talk to Kate.
39:37She's right here, right now.
39:39Kate.
39:39Hi, Kate.
39:40Is it the time?
39:41For what?
39:42These men are so mean.
39:44No, everybody's here now.
39:46What's going on?
39:47Oh, gosh.
39:48What's going on?
39:49Me and Tom will talk to you, or I can talk to you one-on-one.
39:51Sure.
39:52I'm looking for a beach towel, and I'd like to know how to turn the jacuzzi on.
39:55I'll get a beach towel, and I'll come meet you out.
39:58I really need to try to convince Kate to not put me up, but I just don't think Kate is
40:05really open to reason as much as she is to revenge and being vindictive.
40:12Tom, you make sure you talk to her next, okay?
40:15Mm-hmm.
40:15Yeah, good.
40:16So what's going on?
40:18I know you're going to do what you're going to do, but I did want to tell you that Tom
40:21had no intention.
40:23I had no intention either of you ending up with the no.
40:26Neil, you know what would have been the better way?
40:29Not hiding it under the chair so no one else could find it.
40:33I didn't know if you were the last one or not to open it.
40:36So it really wasn't your place to hide it under the chair, was it?
40:39It wasn't your letter anymore.
40:40Everyone already...
40:41It wasn't your envelope anymore.
40:43I agree with that.
40:44Okay.
40:44I'm sorry I did that.
40:46I don't care if you're sorry.
40:47I'm telling you, you need to think about who you want to sit by at the end.
40:51Thank you for that reminder.
40:52I'm just saying most of the people in this house aren't going to vote for me at the end to
40:56win this thing.
40:57So you're trying to convince me to let you stay to lose?
41:01I don't know when exactly Tyson won Survivor, but I'm pretty sure it was a long time ago because he's
41:08clearly very rusty.
41:10You should be choosing people that will lose against you.
41:13I don't need your coaching, Tyson, but thank you. I appreciate the unsolicited advice.
41:17Okay.
41:18I'm pretty confident I'm going to be on the hit list.
41:24I just say boiled eggs.
41:27And now we're going to, what, the banishment?
41:29Yeah, well, she has to put three up.
41:31That's going to be Tyson, Tom, and then someone else that she has to put up, which is not going
41:36to be good.
41:37That means it's like fucking one of us.
41:38I have a feeling one of my friends and allies might be going up.
41:43Maybe Drita or New York.
41:45I don't know.
41:46Could I be up there?
41:47Absolutely.
41:48Kate is a wild card.
41:50Wish me luck.
41:52Oh, fuck.
41:58How's it going?
42:00Good.
42:00How are you?
42:01I'm chilling.
42:02Good.
42:03So you were good at your peas?
42:04I guess so.
42:05I mean, it's really just hanging from a monkey bar.
42:07Have you had a good time here?
42:09I felt like it got, like, real serious all of a sudden.
42:12Yeah, I know.
42:12I know what you mean.
42:13I felt like that when I was on the hit list from the envelope.
42:16Yeah.
42:16That was like a bummer.
42:17Yeah.
42:18That was a real big bummer.
42:19So you had to go through that.
42:20Your bed buddy, Tyson, put it under the chair.
42:22You guys made it impossible for me to get off the hit list.
42:26I don't know why he did that.
42:27I would have just fucking left that shit out.
42:29You let him do it.
42:31I didn't let, I can't, like, control it, dude.
42:33You didn't pull it out from under the chair.
42:34Is he your boss?
42:34Is Tyson the boss of you, Tom?
42:36No.
42:38Seems like he is.
42:39My association with Tyson is definitely getting me put on the hit list.
42:43I'm sure you know who you're, who else you're putting up there, right?
42:46I'm open to suggestions.
42:48If you're up there at the end of this, standing next to Drita, it's going to be hard to get
42:52people to, like, vote for you.
42:54I mean.
42:55That's kind of rude, Tom.
42:56She's tried to save every single person that's left.
42:59If Kate is as smart as she says she is, getting rid of Drita, that would be best case scenario
43:05for everyone's game.
43:06But she is too worried about revenge, and it's going to lose her the game.
43:11I'm sorry you're going to miss your friend, but you guys got one last night together.
43:15Make it count.
43:22It's time to get ready for your hit list nominations.
43:25Kate, get excited.
43:27Or your closest approximation to the human emotion known as excitement.
43:32How cute is this earring, though?
43:34Isn't that cute as a chair?
43:35The problem is wearing something this bold.
43:37Kate's definitely going to try and make fun of me.
43:40Yeah.
43:41She'll be like, oh, cute little cowboy, stupid fucking moron.
43:47Oh, I better get up and get dressed.
43:50Nobody likes smelly feet.
43:51Oh, my gosh, Tyson.
43:54I've never seen you dress so fancy.
43:57Yep, cowboy.
43:59If I were an insecure person, this one being on the bottom would bother me.
44:05Everyone, head through the super secret hidden bookcase.
44:09There's a bookcase in here?
44:10Which is the same location as every other episode.
44:13Let's go.
44:15Obviously, Tom and Tyson are one and two on my hit list.
44:18However, I have not decided on spot number three.
44:21There are still four villains to choose from.
44:23Okay, let's go in the bookshelf.
44:25It really comes down to who do I trust the least.
44:28Oh, God.
44:42Hello, villains, and welcome to the reason we're over budget, The Stronghold.
44:49It's time for your hit list nominations.
44:52Kate, you are the supervillain.
44:54Please take your chair.
45:01I'm a little annoyed you didn't say it again.
45:04You're right.
45:05I'm really sorry.
45:06How does it feel to be supervillain again?
45:09I feel amazing.
45:10I love this seat.
45:12Kate, you get to choose the three villains in danger of being banished.
45:16Have mercy, Lord Jesus.
45:18All right, keep going.
45:19I'm sorry, Joel.
45:20Okay, everyone, if you are nominated, please step over here.
45:24And remember, no matter who is banished, it's an honor just to be nominated.
45:29Kate is super unreasonable.
45:31She's been living mad for 49 years or whatever.
45:34With Kate as supervillain, nothing is really certain except for that she will be driven by rage and anger and
45:40hatred.
45:40Kate, who are you going to piss off first and why?
45:44I made it clear last time I was in this chair that anyone who puts me on a hit list,
45:51I will retaliate.
45:52And this person made sure that I remained on the hit list after I opened the envelope by hiding it
45:58under a chair.
45:59So, Tyson, take your place on the hit list.
46:02Kate wants retaliation, but retaliation doesn't usually win you the game in these scenarios and oftentimes keeps you from even
46:11getting to the end.
46:12Colonel Sanders is looking finger-looking good.
46:15Tyson, is there anything you'd like to say in your defense?
46:19No.
46:20I mean, I saw it coming.
46:22That was a very good way to dodge a real answer.
46:25Kate, who are you going to piss off next?
46:27The second person I'm going to nominate was complicit in hiding the envelope under the chair and thus ensuring I
46:35remained on the hit list.
46:36And so, Tom, you are the next one to go on that stage.
46:42Tom, anything you'd like to say in response?
46:47You know, Kate, I had really big plans for us.
46:51I was going to, like, follow you on Instagram.
46:54I was even going to comment on one of your sponsored posts.
46:58Like, for instance, if you did, like, a teeth whitening system, I was literally going to comment on how that
47:03teeth whitening system, like, gave me the courage to smile again, to get, like, more comments going and then comment
47:09back to them.
47:09Like, I was willing to do that for you.
47:11But now, I think that ship has sailed.
47:17Good one, Tom.
47:18Did you know that he put the envelope under the chair?
47:21I mean, at a point, I guess he told me, but I'm like, I don't know what to do.
47:27Like, there's people guarding it, like...
47:29The people guarding it were the ones who hadn't opened it yet.
47:33Well, I...
47:34Those aren't guards.
47:35I screwed up.
47:35I panicked and I fucked up.
47:37Yep, you did.
47:38No more Tom Collinses for us.
47:40Okay, Kate, who is your final hit list nomination and why?
47:45We're on pins and needles.
47:48I don't feel safe.
47:50My third nominee is only because I have to nominate a third person.
47:54Would she surprise me and, you know, pick maybe me?
47:59These are the only two I care to nominate.
48:01I don't think this third person necessarily planned for me to not be able to...
48:06Oh, Jesus, Lord, at thy birth.
48:08Was that too long?
48:08Phew, I'm scared.
48:10She may put me on the hit list.
48:12I have to nominate somebody, so that's going to be...
48:14It's basically like watching one of those animal documentaries where you know someone's about to strike.
48:20You just don't know where.
48:26Coming up on House of Villains...
48:28It's spitting.
48:29I'm really regretting the lunch they gave us.
48:32Are we excited to see me?
48:34Yeah!
48:35So I thought it would be a little fun to bring in some old friends.
48:39We heard some troublemakers are throwing a house party, baby!
48:44I can't believe I can't hear you, right?
48:46Anybody that can go out there and survive is a true stallionaire, man.
48:50Don't tell Tyson I was in the super bed.
48:52Who in here do you trust the least?
48:54Tom.
48:55Oh!
48:56You really don't trust me.
48:57Hold on!
48:58This is the best way for each of us individually to get further.
49:02Bro, I am genuinely thinking about it.
49:06Surprisingly, I'm feeling pretty good about my chances of staying.
49:09You pull this shit off, bro.
49:11Don't you fucking epic.
49:13I'm fighting for my fucking life.
49:15I'm watching you specifically, Paul.
49:17I'm coming for you.
49:18We're both out.
49:19Don't piss me off.
49:20And you're threatening me in front of other people is bullshit.
49:23You're going to get bit.
49:24Hi.
49:25Fuck, I'm here.
49:27I'm on fucking fire right now.
49:29Rita's up there right now.
49:31She's living with me.
49:32Any motherfucker here that's going to even play me like I'm dumb, I'm going to show you
49:36how motherfucking gangster I've become.
49:39I'm going to show you how motherfucking gangster I've become.
49:39I'm going to show you how motherfucking gangster I've become.
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