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House Of Villains S03E04 (2026)
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00:00On House of Villains, I have to put you up as a decoy.
00:03Paul's my hit list decoy to mask our red and orange room alliance.
00:07I feel like we're more on the same page than I suspected.
00:10I'm just rooting for you now.
00:11In a vote of five to three, the first villain to be banished from the house is Jackie.
00:21Drink the toxic tea and die.
00:24Shit. Go to hell, New York.
00:26Fuck you.
00:27If you want to be super villain, I'll drink it right now.
00:29Do it.
00:30Okay.
00:32Johnny, you are the super villain.
00:36Curious right now who the third vote was for Christine to go home.
00:39I think it's Paul.
00:41Really?
00:42Yeah.
00:45Who's spotting on us?
00:47He's worried about you.
00:49Motherfucker, what?
00:50Tom is right.
00:51I voted for Christine to go home, and that's the fucking problem.
00:55Let's toss a wrench in the mix.
00:58If I was super villain, I would put Tom up there.
01:01Tom, I wanted to throw you down as a nomination.
01:05You want to join Mikael?
01:06Really?
01:07What's going on?
01:08What y'all doing?
01:09This cheap trinket makes you the right hand of the super villain.
01:12Let them know you'll be making this week's hit list nominations together.
01:18Maybe this is a chance for me to take a real shot at someone.
01:22Please don't put me in the bottom three.
01:24Plain Jane votes is a question mark right now.
01:27Why don't we get rid of a question mark vote?
01:29If we put Plain Jane up, we are fucking our game up.
01:33Let's see.
01:34Tiffany will be the first nominee.
01:36Kate and Plain Jane.
01:38I should have known better than to trust a low-budget Drake impersonator.
01:43Paul.
01:43I feel really betrayed by Paul.
01:45Right hand of the super villain, you share the responsibility.
01:48You're hideous.
01:58Wow.
02:00A real fucking tough guy's in this house.
02:02These boys really feel like big men, honey, putting two women and the drag queen up for elimination.
02:09Paul can kiss our friendship goodbye.
02:11He crossed the wrong fucking bitch.
02:15Look, Paul, don't come over here with your mouth halfway open because we don't want to hear what you have
02:20to say.
02:21I don't want to hear from you right now, Paul.
02:22I'm out for blood because Paul had that hand and he didn't do anything with it.
02:27Instead, Paul used his right hand to stroke Johnny.
02:32You're a lying ass bitch.
02:34I don't want to hear from you.
02:35I'm not, though.
02:35You are.
02:35I'm not.
02:36Yes, you are.
02:37I'm simply not.
02:39How did I catch more heat than Johnny?
02:42He was a super villain.
02:43He made the nominations.
02:45I just signed off on it.
02:47Awesome.
02:47Awesome.
02:48Never again am I eating a pizza in my fucking life again, okay?
02:52Tom.
02:52I just want to say thank you.
02:53Come on, bro.
02:54Thank you for not.
02:54And then I got fucking exposed like that.
02:56Like, couldn't you guys, like, stand up for me?
02:59I didn't ask for this shit.
03:00I was so close to getting Tom up there.
03:03Why did I let the guy with muscles make any decision?
03:06Guys with muscles are typically not smart.
03:14Why are you so bold?
03:16What gags me is that you know how much this opportunity means to me.
03:19Yes, I know that.
03:20Trust me, I know that.
03:21Why did you not have any conversation with me before calling me a liar?
03:25Because you are.
03:26So where's the proof?
03:27Tell me you hate me.
03:28Say that, but don't call me a liar.
03:30Call me a rat.
03:30It's baseless for real.
03:31It's baseless as fuck.
03:32I don't know what that means.
03:40It wasn't easy, girls.
03:42It wasn't easy.
03:43I literally was like, what the fuck?
03:44I know.
03:45You better fucking stand on your shit now.
03:46I will.
03:47I know.
03:47Let's stick together.
03:48We're good.
03:49That was a very close call.
03:52And Johnny, you're acting like you're doing me a favor by honoring your alliance?
03:57That's bullshit, man.
04:02I'm pissed.
04:04People over there, they're going to come to me more, especially when I explain all the
04:08shit that they fucking called.
04:10If you put me on that hit list, you would have watched me literally recruit everybody against them.
04:17A frazzled Tom is not a pleasant Tom to be around.
04:21He wants to make a move right now, but I know that we have to bide our time.
04:24Johnny and Paul have only showed me that they're unstable.
04:27Yes.
04:29But we got to wait and decide to do it together.
04:33That whole scene was a lot.
04:35That was a lot of information.
04:37You lied to my face.
04:38When?
04:38I thought that we had a thing.
04:39You lied to my face.
04:40We did this before I got this shit.
04:42Plane, I guess, was making alliances with everybody.
04:45I knew that.
04:48That side of the house has got a lot of shit going on that we didn't know about.
04:52Our side is crumbling.
04:53You know that, right?
04:54Everything is crumbling.
04:56Uh, what's that?
04:57Our side is crumbling, I'm saying.
05:00Uh-huh.
05:00Like, you guys were both up.
05:01You're on our side.
05:04Want me some sauté?
05:07No, no, no.
05:08And I knew when Plane went downstairs to the room, I knew the boys were like, okay,
05:14let's get Plane away from Christine.
05:17And like, you know, I don't know.
05:21What?
05:22That was what I like to call word salad.
05:24I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
05:26Respectfully.
05:27What?
05:29Christine likes to speak her mind, which isn't much.
05:32As soon as we weren't roommates anymore, like, Plane really wasn't around.
05:36How much did you bond in the first two hours?
05:39I think we're on different TV shows.
05:41What's that?
05:47Looks like I have to come to Paul.
05:50Yeah.
05:50But whatever.
05:52Here, need a hand?
05:54Oh.
05:55You're twisted.
05:59This is such a bitch to put on.
06:02Yeah, because it's fucking.
06:11Of course.
06:13And Kate, what's this obsession about this whole JoJo Siwa thing?
06:16Yeah, you were so rude to me.
06:17Like, I didn't know you were such a JoJo Siwa fan is what I meant.
06:19I don't even know who JoJo Siwa is.
06:21In the conversation I was having with Kate about JoJo Siwa, it did not come across rude whatsoever.
06:26JoJo Siwa, she broke because, fuck, she should be rich.
06:30She was torn.
06:31She was like a child.
06:32I don't know, because she did special forces.
06:34It was only 10 days of your life.
06:36You might get a crazy check from it, and you're putting your face back out there.
06:40She's made that up completely.
06:41I don't really want a person like that in the house.
06:44It's really nice to hear you speak so much.
06:47I wish we could also do that about other topics.
06:49I mean, it's not true.
06:50Maybe tomorrow.
06:51Maybe tomorrow.
06:52I'm always here.
06:53We're in the same house.
06:54What do you know about me?
06:55I've asked you so much.
06:56Matter of fact, I can tell you a lot.
06:57You started off working on yachts right out of college, and then you went on, uh, below the deck.
07:06What's the point?
07:07I'm already on the hit list.
07:07Leave me alone.
07:09Heading into tomorrow's redemption challenge?
07:11I give no fucks.
07:12New York.
07:14Do I want to stay?
07:15Sure.
07:16Do I also want to get the fuck out of here because I'm in a house full of lunatics?
07:22Also, yes.
07:24Professional wrestling would be an upgrade.
07:28It would have more dignity.
07:33If we were animals, which animal would be, babe?
07:38You were a swan.
07:39Oh my God, thank you.
07:40Aw.
07:40You were a camel.
07:42What was Tom?
07:43I was thinking some sort of reptile.
07:46Totally.
07:47You know, what's the guy from, uh, Monsters, Inc.?
07:50Yeah, the slithery one.
07:51Yeah.
07:51The slimy slithery one.
07:52Oh, I love that.
07:53Oh, oh, oh, oh.
07:54Randall.
07:54Randall.
07:55He could turn invisible.
07:57Oh, yeah.
07:57You think he's like Randall?
07:58Yeah.
07:59I don't know.
07:59You just give me Randall vibes.
08:00I don't know.
08:01What the fuck, dude?
08:03The purple guy that can go invisible.
08:04Slithers around and it's like.
08:06And then he goes back.
08:07Pops up and he's like.
08:08Oh, yeah.
08:08I've been a good guy.
08:09I've been a team player.
08:11You're the one being the fucking reptile, man.
08:15I might not be on the hit list, but Johnny, the damage has been done, man.
08:20I'm coming after your ass and your little right-hand bitch, Paul.
08:32Well, you know what?
08:32I'm glad I win the challenge.
08:34And if you don't win the challenge, let's rally the house to get you back in.
08:38I appreciate it.
08:38Okay?
08:39I'm going to try my best.
08:40I'm not going to fucking roll over and die because thing one and thing two put me in the
08:43fucking bottom.
08:44No.
08:44I'm determined to win this redemption challenge.
08:46And when I come back into this house.
08:50I'm fucking coming at them.
08:55Let the games begin.
08:59Good night.
09:08It's hot in here.
09:10Because usually we have it really cold.
09:13Yeah.
09:13It's funny.
09:14So did you feel like you took a lot of heat last night for unknown reasons?
09:18Yeah.
09:19Yeah, I didn't like that.
09:21I don't think I said it was Kate at all.
09:24I could tell.
09:24She goes, I don't think so either.
09:26I think it was cold.
09:27No, I appreciate you.
09:29You could come in here, New York.
09:31I don't think she wanted.
09:31This is my bedroom.
09:32You can come in here.
09:34I know I can come in here.
09:35Waking up in this house on the hit list, I feel like the whole entire world is against me.
09:40So can you really blame me for not wanting to see Drita coming around my bedroom this morning?
09:46I thought you were waiting because you don't want to film.
09:49I'm giving two women time to talk.
09:51For all I know, she's pledging her loyalty to Kate right now.
09:55Of course I'm coming here.
09:56I don't do things on your quarter, girl.
09:58Get out of my room.
09:59Stop making a scene.
10:00Don't have a really aggressive fight when I'm just laying here without washing my face.
10:06It's rude.
10:07Why are you getting defensive?
10:08I'm coming here.
10:09This is my bedroom.
10:10I was leaving anyway.
10:11Well, Drita, you want me to go home before you.
10:13You know you want me to leave.
10:15I never said a fucking word.
10:17Who said that?
10:18Nah, I want the truth.
10:21The one thing that gets on my nerves more than anything is the lies, the schemes, the bullshit.
10:26And the more you come at me and the more you want to fucking get busy with it, I'm there.
10:32I don't lie.
10:33If I want you to go home, I'd fucking say I want you to go home.
10:36You're a product of your environment.
10:38So if I act like a villain, it's really not my fault.
10:41Whoever fucking told New York I want her to go home,
10:44I want you in my fucking room.
10:46There it is.
10:47What little fucking rat cunt said that?
10:50My favorite thing in this world is watching Drita pop off.
10:55And you don't know me when I get fucking nasty.
10:59It's like a beautiful classical song of expletives.
11:03Fuck out of here.
11:05Think I'm a pussy ass motherfucker.
11:07You got the wrong motherfucker.
11:08Think I'm fucking scared of any motherfucking body in this house.
11:12Fucking pussy ass chick motherfucker.
11:14Honey, think I give a fuck?
11:16A little fucking rat.
11:19Pussy ass motherfucker.
11:21Now I'm going to dress like a fucking hood rat.
11:23Because I'm in the mood to be one.
11:40I thought it was funny how Kate was trying to insult me by telling me that I'm from Love Island.
11:46I think Kate needs to get the fuck up out of here.
11:50Out of the three nominees, I want Kate to go home just because I don't want that type of energy
11:54in the house.
11:55And bro, I'm the super villain.
11:58I'm really the one calling the shots.
12:00So I need her out of here.
12:02Who's the famous person she's talking about?
12:04JJ Seawall or whatever.
12:05Oh, JoJo Seawall.
12:06I genuinely don't know who JoJo Seawall is.
12:09Johnny likes to act like he's not fazed by much.
12:11She's like, if I was her, you know, like, and I made all that money,
12:14then I probably just wouldn't be doing reality.
12:18If he could calm down the ego just a little bit, he would be 10 times hotter.
12:23She's like, you're being rude to me.
12:24I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
12:26What do you love about a job?
12:30Just that he's good looking.
12:33I thought the best one was the off-brand Drake.
12:37That one got you.
12:38That one stung.
12:40You know what I mean?
12:41Yeah.
12:47Thoughts on the shirt?
12:48Don't worry, Paul.
12:49I will never dress anything like you.
12:53You're not fucking with this shirt?
12:57Hello, villain.
12:58I just woke up, guys.
13:00Please, here we go.
13:01It is time once again for another challenge.
13:03So go to the snake room.
13:05It'll all make sense soon.
13:07I'm ready for the challenge.
13:08Go meet you.
13:12What the fuck is that?
13:15Is this a glory hole?
13:17Oh, hi, villains.
13:18How are you?
13:18Come on in.
13:20Going into this challenge, I truly feel as nervous and delicate as stepping up to the doorstep of
13:27that first dick appointment that lost me my virginity.
13:31This might be the strangest redemption challenge yet.
13:33I feel like my cherry is being popped all over again.
13:37Welcome to the redemption challenge.
13:39Let's do it.
13:40Bring it on.
13:40The name of the challenge is Know Thy Enemy.
13:47Every great villain is a master at knowing their enemy.
13:50Their strengths, their weaknesses, and obviously the relative shape of their faces.
13:54Here's how it all works.
13:56We're going to put all of the non-hit list villains in boxes where they can't be seen.
14:02Then, one at a time, the villains on the hit list will reach into those boxes and feel their faces.
14:09Yeah, it'll be great.
14:11And feel their faces to try and identify who is who.
14:16In order to lock in your guesses, place the villain's puppet on top of the box that you think contains
14:22that villain's head.
14:23When you're confident in your choices, say,
14:27done.
14:28The player who identifies the most faces correctly wins.
14:31If there's a tie, whoever has the fastest time wins.
14:36Okay, hit list villains, here's a sentence I never thought I'd say before.
14:40Get ready to touch your way to redemption.
14:43All right, guys, you get out of here while we put them into these things.
14:47Before this morning, me and New York were good.
14:49But now, she got my blood pressure up, pissed me off.
14:53I hope she loses this redemption challenge.
14:55I want her out.
14:59Ready, set, face fondle.
15:05Wait, wait, okay.
15:07I'm gonna take my time with you.
15:08I feel like this looks obviously a lady.
15:11Or Tom.
15:13We got some chin hairs.
15:15Every woman gets a couple straight hairs.
15:17Every woman.
15:18Is this a dude?
15:20This might be Tom.
15:23Okay, this is Tom, honey.
15:26Mm-hmm.
15:26I can feel his chin implant.
15:29This is Tom.
15:30This is Tom.
15:30Tom is an aging man who's trying to pass off as like a pubescent child.
15:35Woo!
15:36Oh, she just is thin and creamy.
15:38Oh, oh, oh.
15:39I don't know if this is Drita or Christine.
15:43But I feel like there's a few villains in this house that are either skipping breakfast or lunch.
15:50It's like feed the children times 12.
15:53Oh, it's a small nose.
15:55But I feel an Adam's apple.
15:59This is Johnny.
16:02These gloves are taking away some of the feeling.
16:06That's Christine.
16:07I guess I can never argue with a man who says it feels better without a glove.
16:12Okay.
16:14I'm going for it.
16:16Okay, this is Johnny.
16:18Just beheaded that person.
16:22Ah, what?
16:25That's Johnny.
16:27How many beards do we have?
16:29Whatever.
16:29Uh, my wife's a beard.
16:31Oh my God, this is hard shit.
16:33It's a little bit harder for me to distinguish the girls than I thought it would be.
16:37I'm trying to feel for like the lip filler.
16:39Listen, honey, I'm not used to touching women's lips.
16:42Fuck.
16:42All right.
16:43That reminds me of my lower region.
16:47All right.
16:52This is fucking Tyson.
16:54I'm rushing.
16:55I'm feeling rushed.
16:56This is...
16:57I don't want my timing to be the reason that I lose.
16:59So may Jesus take the wheel.
17:01Shit, this is...
17:03the weirdest thing I've been a part of.
17:05This.
17:06Wait.
17:07Was I right?
17:08Let me see.
17:09Ah!
17:09Oh, it's out!
17:14Christian.
17:16Oh, oh, he like to go down on popsicles.
17:20I feel like I'm in the game.
17:21I feel like I'm dead.
17:24Gosh, I hope I'm right with this.
17:26Do I have time to switch it around again?
17:30Shit.
17:30One, two, three, three, done.
17:33Done.
17:34Done!
17:35Done.
17:38Okay.
17:40Some of you girls have beards.
17:41Get a better waxer.
17:43God damn it.
17:45This is hard, you guys.
17:46I'm a little bit nervous that I probably mixed a few up
17:49because if I had taken a little bit more time,
17:52I probably could have gotten it perfect.
17:54But I knew that having a quick time was also important.
17:58Whatever.
17:58It's math.
18:00Let's see how you did.
18:01First box is?
18:03I'm a girl.
18:07New York and Kate, you got this right.
18:09Blaine, got it wrong.
18:11Congratulations.
18:15Everyone got this right.
18:16Oh, God.
18:18Number three.
18:20Congratulations.
18:21Everyone got Tom right.
18:23Okay.
18:26Ah.
18:27Congratulations.
18:28Everyone got this right.
18:31Three, two, ah.
18:34No one got Christine right.
18:37I'm done.
18:38That's a wrap.
18:40It's Johnny.
18:41Congratulations.
18:42Everyone got Johnny right.
18:43Big surprise.
18:45At this point, everyone,
18:46Blaine Jane has two wrong.
18:48New York and Kate have one wrong.
18:50It all comes down to this box.
18:52Damn.
18:53Oh.
18:55It's Trita.
18:57All three of you confused Christine and Trita.
19:00Where in hell do I feel like Christine?
19:03Do I have a tire in my fucking lip?
19:05No.
19:06Wow.
19:07Wow.
19:07Which means, Kate, New York, you are tied.
19:10Okay.
19:10It has to come down to time.
19:12One of you is 14 seconds faster than the other.
19:15That person will be getting off the hit list.
19:29All right, congratulations.
19:33New York one.
19:34She went faster.
19:38Kate.
19:40Ooh.
19:4114 seconds faster.
19:43You are off the hit list.
19:44I could tell by the looks on the faces when I won that perhaps I was the main one they
19:51wanted out.
19:52Good for you.
19:53So I feel a new sense of energy now that I'm seeking revenge.
19:59Sorry, New York and Plain Jane.
20:01You are still in danger of being banished.
20:03This is really weird.
20:06This is really weird.
20:06Bye, guys.
20:07Bye, y'all.
20:08Eat it, Alan Cumming.
20:09Yeah.
20:10The amount of squirming I'm about to watch.
20:14It's thrilling.
20:18Damn, I was really hoping Kate was at the bottom.
20:19I know.
20:20God, why did she win that?
20:22Fuck.
20:23I was going to send her ass home packing.
20:25I know.
20:25I'm going to.
20:26RBF Kate is a fucking demon over there.
20:31So, what are you guys thinking?
20:32I'm going to be honest with you.
20:34I think it's going to be our biggest competition on that side.
20:37I'm going to give Ashley a razor after this, and we're going to take care of her stubble.
20:42Not going to be.
20:42She is.
20:43You think that Plain's going to put y'all before Falk and Dyson?
20:47She's dying with Dyson.
20:48I forget that.
20:49I forget that.
20:50So, ideally, Plain goes home right now.
20:53Damn, it's just getting kind of shifty.
20:55It's only going to get shifty.
20:57Oh, fuck you, Kate.
20:59Good job, guys.
21:01Cheers.
21:02Ooh.
21:03Plain is a huge competitor.
21:05I really hope my housemate know what they need to do.
21:08They about to make us pack and everything, girl.
21:11But I'm not going to grovel and plead for protection.
21:15I'm the HBIC.
21:17I don't lower myself.
21:18I'm not going to act like a commoner.
21:19Was it fun for you filling everyone up?
21:22It was definitely fun.
21:23Since we've been in this house, I haven't felt any man up like that.
21:28I've never dated, like, a reality TV person, you know?
21:30Yeah.
21:31I typically only like to date, like, supermodels.
21:37I just hope there are girls in this house on my back at the very least.
21:40Because New York has done this before, but this obviously, like, is so much more important to me,
21:45just say that, like, it is for New York.
21:46And these people are clamoring for money, for attention, which I am too, but it's more to me than just
21:53that.
21:53Like, growing up in a Russian Jewish community where being a flamboyant gay boy was a big no-no is,
22:02you know, the biggest adversity that I've faced in my life.
22:04And I'm doing this to show him that look at what we've become, you know, a strong fucking warrior.
22:11So I'm going to fight like hell to stay in this house, not just for me, but for that little
22:15kid.
22:15I need to say, like, over her, I'm sorry.
22:18And also, like, the person who left second last season was, like, some, like, old balding man.
22:24Richard Hatch, you nasty bastards and bitches!
22:29I don't think you should worry.
22:30You don't think so?
22:31No.
22:31Nah.
22:32I want plane to stay.
22:34New York pissed me off this morning.
22:36Almost beat up the house because of her.
22:37So, duh, I'm going to banish New York.
22:40Are you bugging?
22:41My votes are easy.
22:44Moving forward, I think best case scenario, plane goes home.
22:48Okay.
22:49Because New York is, like, kind of a floater and she's already butting heads with Dorito.
22:52Yeah.
22:54All right, so cheeseburger sauce, all the condiments, bring that out.
22:59I'm in a house with a bunch of jerk-offs that can't cook, so cooking for me is part of
23:03my strategy.
23:04I mean, it's common fucking sense.
23:06You want to vote me out, you're going to starve to death.
23:12Thank you for cooking.
23:13I really appreciate it.
23:14Oh, you're welcome.
23:15Yeah.
23:17Johnny, your burger's ready.
23:19Did Kate say what she wanted?
23:21Drita said that Johnny's burger is ready, I think.
23:24Well, you better go get him.
23:25I don't want to go get him.
23:27Why?
23:27I'm scared to go over there.
23:28It's just, it's just weird energy.
23:30Do you want a burger?
23:32If you don't, you guys are going to have to tell me what you just want.
23:35You got to come out because I'm not your fucking servant.
23:38Oh, yeah, I'm not doing that.
23:40I think Drita is playing this game by clogging everyone's arteries.
23:45That's not the hostess with the mostess.
23:47That's the hostess that needs an exorcism.
23:49My hips are wider than they were before I walked in here, and I don't like that.
23:53So even though I'm up on the hit list, I will not be sitting down dining to any more of
23:59Drita's meals.
24:00You're supposed to cook with love and understanding and care.
24:04This ain't Alcatraz.
24:10So it's plain in New York, yeah.
24:12The three up there want plain out.
24:15They do, but I really love Queen Chain.
24:18Yeah.
24:19It's hard.
24:21We got to find out what the numbers lie.
24:23Yeah.
24:24The fact that they were going to put me up on like elimination, that is like fucking insane.
24:29Yes.
24:29There's a lot of power flexing going on when it comes to Johnny and Paul,
24:34and everybody's just sort of cowering to them, but I don't trust them.
24:37The only person I trust is me.
24:44I'm a disappointment.
24:47Oh, enticing.
24:53What they did to me was so fucked up.
24:55It was.
24:56And the fact that they still think you're with them after they ran you through that is
25:03wild.
25:04Crazy.
25:04Yeah.
25:05So I think we're in a good position.
25:06We can go any direction we want.
25:08I think I might throw a party.
25:10You should.
25:11It'll be good for morale.
25:12The people in this house, they don't know who I really am.
25:15The hostess with the mostess.
25:16Hey, did you have anything to do with that penis on the bed?
25:20I made a rocket ship.
25:22Have you ever seen one of these?
25:23Yes, it's a giant penis.
25:25That's right.
25:26I won.
25:27You wanted me gone.
25:28So guess what?
25:30I want to gloat and also force them to celebrate the fact that I'm safe.
25:34Everybody's going to have one, and that's how they know we're having a dick party.
25:38Cue the dicks.
25:40That's so cute.
25:41You get a dick.
25:42What a mess.
25:43You get a dick.
25:44Johnny feels like a good person to get a dick.
25:47You get a dick.
25:48Is that a penis?
25:49I'll blow that up.
25:50Ashley, calm down.
25:52If that's a penis, I'm good on it.
25:53He don't want no parts of this.
25:55I got my own.
25:55You're not confident in your sexuality.
25:58Can you at least find an outlet for the pump?
26:00Now that Kate is out of the running, it's just really my worst nightmare.
26:04I'm not in trouble.
26:05Oh, I'm in trouble.
26:06Look up, look up.
26:07I'm saying, I really don't want to do it.
26:12Kate, you would bring a whole bunch of dicks to a party.
26:15Uh, yeah.
26:16I'm looking at them.
26:21Okay.
26:26Now, do you want to do a performance?
26:29I'm going to have to do a little burlesque, aren't I?
26:33Okay, I'm very grateful because it's adding a little something to my party.
26:37Fantastic.
26:38I love this.
26:39It's a win-win.
26:39I know.
26:40Can I count on your vote tomorrow, Kate?
26:41Well, let's just see how your performance goes.
26:43Yeah, okay.
26:47After that pollen plane meltdown at the Hit List ceremony, it's clear people are making alliances
26:53behind my back.
26:54Can I please just do my makeup, guys?
26:56Seriously, like, this is really annoying.
26:58And I am stressed to say the least.
27:00I don't know what's going on, but I assure you, I will find out.
27:07Tomorrow, we have to vote for banishment.
27:09Who are you leaning towards, New Yorker plane?
27:11Excuse me.
27:12Oh, coming through.
27:13Excuse me.
27:13Don't mind me.
27:14I don't know.
27:15But potentially.
27:17It's putting everyone in a really weird spot right now.
27:21My vote isn't anyone else's business, but my own.
27:25So I'm keeping my cards really close to my chest, even if I don't know what those cards are.
27:32All right.
27:32Well, if you're here to give me information, I will take that.
27:35Mm-hmm.
27:36You don't feel comfortable sharing with me, huh?
27:38Hey.
27:40You don't?
27:41Hey.
27:42I don't even have a vote.
27:43Do you realize that?
27:45Yeah.
27:48So, I mean, if it comes down to, like, a tie, I think maybe it falls on me in fall
27:52to, like,
27:52be the tiebreaker.
27:53Yeah, that's not how it works, actually.
27:54It works by time.
27:55So if there's a tiebreaker, Kate wins.
28:00What are you talking about?
28:01I'm talking about the vote.
28:02Oh, okay.
28:04What the hell did you think I was talking about?
28:05Christine's not making sense about anything.
28:07You know, I was hoping me and Christine would maybe even flirt a little bit.
28:10I don't know, have a good conversation.
28:11But instead, try my best to understand what you're saying, but you're just not being clear at all.
28:18Okay.
28:19She doesn't really know what's going on.
28:21I don't know how to vote.
28:22There's two and then one.
28:26I don't get it.
28:27Christine is just like, I feel like you want to tell me something, but you're like,
28:32I don't know.
28:34You don't know.
28:35I don't know who's behind the wheel of that car sometimes.
28:39I have no clue what's going on.
28:40There's no strategic conversations on our side of the house, that's for sure.
28:45I don't think she has her fingers on the pulse of the game.
28:49When I find out things, I'm just like, oh, wow.
28:52And people just take her as talking for just like, talking.
28:56I'm throwing a small after party to celebrate because it's good for morale.
29:00You know.
29:04Excuse me?
29:05Right?
29:06I think Christine just wants attention.
29:08Did you come up here to talk about something?
29:10I'm not going to lie, I'm still shocked I'm here.
29:12Like, slay.
29:25Are those real?
29:27Dang.
29:30I want to get sausage.
29:32Ugh.
29:33How did you do your makeup so bad?
29:34I'm trying to get it up and get on down.
29:36Gotta get it up and get on down.
29:38Oh!
29:43Yeah!
29:51Wow, you have a lot of facial hair for a woman.
29:54I take after you.
29:58Don't let Ashley steal your thunder.
30:00Oh, honey, I'm not done.
30:02My strategy is to put on a fabulous show tonight and hope and pray that the entertainment value
30:07that I bring to this house convinces everyone to let me stay.
30:11Now that everyone's gathered, I need to do my reveal.
30:14Can you help me lead everyone to the other side of the pool where you guys were?
30:19Because that's her grand finale.
30:21Okay.
30:22Plane needs to dance for her survival.
30:26And that's great for me because my party needs entertainment.
30:36I'm Plane the penis party clown and I'm here to fuck you bitches up.
30:40This is my campaign, baby.
30:42Yeah!
30:43The time has come for me to lip sync for my life.
30:47Except I can because this show can't afford real music.
30:51Here she comes!
30:53Uh-oh, uh-oh!
30:54Oh!
30:58Oh, take it off now, Laura!
31:01Take it off!
31:02Oh, I don't have no money!
31:06Live your dreams.
31:07Live your dreams.
31:09Careful, Paul.
31:09Seize the day!
31:10Seize the day!
31:11All the days!
31:12All the days!
31:13Jesus Christ.
31:18Oh!
31:22You got it!
31:24What the fuck kind of party is this?
31:26I don't know.
31:27Remind me not to get in the pool.
31:30I went upstairs, took a nap.
31:31I came outside, nakedness.
31:33Plane looks like a big sea monster, a titty creature from the ocean.
31:43It is demented.
31:45Come on!
31:46Sausage fast!
31:48Ashley!
31:51Wow.
31:51Tits everywhere.
31:52The biggest tits you ever saw in your life.
31:54It was terrifying.
31:56Can we get a little ice spice?
32:00I'm so sorry, grandma.
32:01Please do not watch this show.
32:05Look!
32:13Okay, so what book did you read last?
32:16I don't know if you've heard of this book before.
32:17It's called The Dictionary by Webster.
32:21It's a good book.
32:22There's a lot of words in it.
32:24Why is your vocabulary not better?
32:26My vocabulary's great.
32:28What does diction mean?
32:29My diction's all right.
32:31I feel like I have pretty good diction.
32:33You want anything from the kitchen?
32:34No, are you going back down?
32:35Yeah.
32:35Do you want chips?
32:36No, I'm okay, thank you.
32:38Do you want crackers?
32:39No, but I would like some tea about whether you think
32:41Ashley's going to try and fuck Johnny.
32:44Okay, I'm going to bed.
32:45Love you to death.
32:46You're going to go to bed without me?
32:48Was he on her...
32:49She was riding his back?
32:51Topless.
32:52Fuck.
32:56She can't resist this thing, baby.
32:59Do y'all want me to leave?
33:01Or something?
33:02Is he going to take her down once or twice, you think?
33:04Ew.
33:06I don't know how those North Island people throw down.
33:09Where's Paul right now?
33:10Waiting to see where he's going to be able to go to sleep at.
33:13Give me fucking earplugs, bro.
33:15I ain't listening to this bullshit.
33:16Get out of here.
33:16I don't want to see this grab ass between my roommates.
33:19I don't want to be in the splash zone.
33:23God damn it.
33:24Where's my fucking eye goggles?
33:26I don't want to see or hear none of this bullshit.
33:37Shut up.
33:40I mean, y'all would want to have a good time with Johnny Middlebrookz, too,
33:43if you're stuck in a bedroom with me 24-7.
33:46Are you ready for battle now?
34:05I guess my beard doesn't stop me from getting a maid.
34:09I guess my beard doesn't stop me from getting a maid.
34:22Taste the adrenaline and swing me like a mandula.
34:27Y'all putting me in the cuck bed?
34:28Do bad things to me.
34:30Do bad things to me.
34:46Uh, were you at the same party I was last night?
34:49No, I didn't attend.
34:51I stayed home.
34:52I felt like it was out of my range of morals.
34:55Your titties were out.
34:59so how was last night yeah i enjoyed myself last night thank you actually i guess we had a good
35:07time last night i guess so i guess do you think anyone else knows what happened
35:14did everyone see us make an owl i thought it was pretty secretive
35:20can you take my contact out of my eyeball i don't want to think about it now i am thinking
35:25about it
35:28was that when it sounded like ashley was getting stabbed
35:33this is some cougar on cub action honey because i know ashley is at least twice johnny's age
35:40oh definitely johnny and ashley were like for sure banging
35:50first of all you look fab so so fab well it you know i wasn't really certain what to wear
35:55i need at least four votes to stay and i'm pretty sure that i can count on tyson and the
36:01girls but
36:01i just want to check in with the ladies to make sure i'm a drag queen honey we don't play
36:07games we
36:07pop puss i need a majority vote you are genuinely one of the few people that i have like genuinely
36:14connected with yeah i have too but also like that's why i was so confused when all that stuff was
36:20happening with like paul and i was like was there alliances plane and i have an amazing connection
36:26but i'm pretty sure that plane and paul and that whole side of the house is already working together
36:33i think it's going to be our biggest competition on that side ideally plane goes home right now
36:37so maybe if i keep new york i have a better chance of working with her
36:42i don't feel as though i'm in an alliance see this is where i'm really confused i don't like
36:50i don't know
36:55you get that right like
37:03what are you thinking are you voting to keep me christine because you better be
37:07so you're you're good with me you are good with me but don't let anyone else know that
37:12okay i think i'm done talking to you but i love you to take some money out
37:16no
37:18so what it's going to be a split decision no i'm still in okay cool either way it doesn't
37:23matter we have the numbers we have it then i'm just going to lay down so the people that
37:26have a vote tonight are kate christine drita ashley and me and tom ashley's going to vote to
37:32banish plane because that's what johnny and paul want but then drita after the blow up with new
37:37york is definitely going to banish new york and christine probably wants to keep playing which
37:44means tom and i will get to decide who of those two actually leaves the house
37:50do you want to do more competition type shows i just want to expand my horizons like beyond just
37:57the world of drag race like that's that's what i want to do so that's really really good that
38:01you're here i hope so and everybody's gonna be so happy for you all the queens and i know you
38:06love the girls i know you always support i do that's really why i wish it was anybody but us
38:11up
38:11my you know oh that's okay i'm super political you and i are choosing who goes home what yeah for
38:21real yeah i guess meaning like like you and i in the middle oh to me it feels pretty normal
38:29to have
38:30all the power but tom i bet is riding so high my t levels are rising really yeah that's making
38:37my
38:37t levels rise which is making mine rise even more my t levels are raising right now dude
38:49i just wanted to talk to you to see where where your head is at i'll tell you it's for
38:54me i'm not
38:56guaranteed loyalty to new york because frankly what does that do for my game
39:05i just want to talk to the people that i i hope strongly consider like having my back
39:09i strongly strongly am thank you
39:16i'm not really feeling good about this banishment i'm seeing plain talking to kate and it's making
39:22me paranoid because kate is such a fly-by-night it has been a pleasure to be here in the
39:28house
39:28with you and i'd be so happy if you stayed thank you i
39:35so fuck you what you said earlier really hurt my feelings when you call my guest house an outhouse
39:41shit you do that on purpose my roommate hate me do you understand she is leaving smudges
39:48what is that tan of lotion you use in nothing everything just all over the place she hate me
39:53she want me gone i'm glad you're finally getting the hint this is my roommate do you understand
39:57you motherfuckers chose this spot where i'm sleeping drita you the rudest person in this house
40:02i never heard nobody call me to a barbecue saying i'm not your fucking servant what the fuck do you
40:08want to eat new york is popping off left and right but i'm certainly not going to stop her because
40:12firstly i'm entertained and secondly honey i'm going to let her dig her own grave here
40:16i already know who you voting for a plane feeling safe and good that's why you car laying over here
40:23i don't know what the hell's going on you might as well land on the runway because i know this
40:27is
40:27your landing strip i hate all of these people all of them that broke my heart it hurt my heart
40:35oh my goodness
40:52are you crying
41:00you said you hated me so go i was being sarcastic the reason it's funny is because it's so not
41:06true
41:07i've always been such a loner and i think those emotions came about because i had to build such
41:15a bubble of protection because for the most part kids used to team up against me so to this day
41:24if something's bothering me or if somebody's annoying me i just feel really really triggered
41:29because the rest of the schoolyard would pick on me for being different maybe looking different sounding
41:34different i was always like alienated but i understand that today's well what's done is done i mean at this
41:44point
41:44and i used to feel so
41:51it used to be so hard because it was a constant picking on
41:57constant but i knew like not to give in like to stay true to myself because when you know that's
42:08who you
42:08are how else are you gonna be but yourself this is me this is my life this ain't nothing the
42:18hit list
42:20it's a thing but it's child's play compared to my life you know what new york
42:26i'm actually flattered that you even care i don't know which way tonight's banishment is gonna go
42:35if i base it on my gut it's gonna be a landslide for playing to stay but who cares i'm
42:42gonna do what i
42:43want i don't want to be in this house of assholes without you i want new york to stay i
42:51love being
42:51roommates with you i hope that we have many more nights of laying in bed not talking to each other
42:57should we have a safe word
43:03villains it's time to get ready for the banishment ceremony
43:16going into this banishment ceremony i feel like i do have the majority on my side i'm not ready
43:21to go home this is my dream and this is something that's really really important for visibility
43:26not just for myself but for my community okay everyone head through the bookcase just remember
43:32to open it first you geniuses no matter what
43:36now all night i'm the king
43:50right over here oh hi guys hey joel thank you for being here nice nice wow gloves all right tom
44:01bison nice to see you okay villains welcome back to the stronghold new york plain jane one of you
44:09will be banished from the house of villains and we'll miss out on a chance at two hundred thousand
44:14dollars and i just want to say if any gays are watching this is not my fault listen community i
44:22know
44:22you're so upset tonight but please please do not flood johnny's dms with harsh messages because i wouldn't want that
44:34johnny you are the supervillain please take your throne
44:45paul you are the right hand of the supervillain please sit on johnny's lap and tell him what you want
44:51for christmas i mean stand next to johnny just stand next to you new york plain jane you are up
44:58for
44:58banishment so please be careful but take your chairs there you go
45:07johnny i know you're wearing evil gloves now i am that's what he used when he fits himself good god
45:19okay plain jane new york it is time to make your final please plain jane getting to know each and
45:25every one of you you made me feel comfortable enough in my skin to lower my walls you know my
45:32uterine walls collapsed i'm doing this for something beyond two hundred thousand dollars i'm doing this
45:37for the little boy that was you know picked on for being different all right now so i implore you
45:45tonight villains please do not take my dream away from me oh my gosh damn
45:55that was beautifully said i respect it for real new york let her rip
46:04plain jane has been a wonderful woman to me in the rest of the house because she's smart and she
46:12has the ability to make it to the final do i not really i had my chance at the two
46:22hundred thousand
46:23dollars twice i never know what's going on and the challenges i'm just here because the house loves me
46:30that's all i have but plain jane oh my goodness she can take it home y'all so it depends
46:38on how
46:38you want to work the cards well guys it is time to vote
46:46straight up you are up first please go to the voting booth
46:52new york is very savvy it's in her name and if these villains want to fall for this they
46:59really really stupid does your ass fit in it just barely
47:05new york yeah how you doing we've been here before we've been here a few other times this is very
47:15difficult for me for so many reasons tom johnny and paul want us to vote plain jane out
47:26i'm torn because they are not to be trusted they're both liabilities so it could be the time to flip
47:36it's time to say goodbye
47:42all right everyone votes are in the second villain to be banished from the house with a vote of five
47:50to one
47:56is
47:58plain jane
48:02i hope all of these bitches suffer and i hope that they all get yeast infections in their
48:10vaginas and pee holes rotting hell villains all right johnny do your thing see you later bitches
48:18yeah plain kick rocks with your socks off
48:28they're idiots i feel betrayed by christine i feel betrayed by kate i feel betrayed by tyson
48:37that really gagged me and i hope you all rot in the depths of hell aka your respective
48:44fucking senior homes that you're headed to shortly after you leave this motherfucking house you
48:49geriatric wrinkly botched fox except for new york and rita those two girls are lovely
49:00next on house of villains five to one i didn't think it was going to be like that it's just
49:05like a
49:06three-person podium of power and control over there grab your headphones and ball gags and let's play a
49:16game
49:17it can't be obvious that i'm sabotaging tyson there's little easter eggs and implants what do you have to
49:27offer me
49:28you
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