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House Of Villains S03E03 (2026)
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00:00All of your votes have been transmitted to my tablet.
00:03House of Villains Banishment Tablet, reveal the name.
00:09Hold on. Oh, shit. Now it's...
00:12Can you help him?
00:13Uh, yes.
00:14I am now watching an episode of Slow Horses.
00:19I don't know how I did that.
00:21You beat me too, Ashley.
00:22This would be very strange porn.
00:24Uh, alright, there.
00:25House of Villains Banishment Tablet, reveal the name.
00:31In a vote of 5 to 3, the first villain to be banished from the house is...
00:39Oh, my God, Joel, you're killing me.
00:44Jackie.
00:46Oh, no.
00:49To the villains that didn't vote for me to stay, you're already starting off on the wrong foot.
00:54Because Christine's your biggest threat.
00:56You're keeping your competitor.
00:58That's not playing the game.
01:00This is insane.
01:01Jackie, you're the lesser of two evils.
01:05Bye.
01:05Bye.
01:07Oh!
01:14Well, there you have it, everyone.
01:16Jackie just went home, and this black swan has risen from the ashes.
01:22All right, is that a phoenix?
01:24Doesn't matter.
01:26All right, you guys, good job.
01:27You did great.
01:28You voted somebody off.
01:29You're all awful.
01:30Three people voted for Christine.
01:32If it was one of the boys who voted for Christine, I'm going to be pissed.
01:37Because in an alliance, you need to trust those numbers.
01:40So we've got to figure out which one of our numbers was lying, so we can take off their head.
01:52How do you feel?
01:53I feel good.
01:53I mean, as good as I can.
01:55That was stressful.
01:57You made it back?
01:59What do you think happened to her back there?
02:01I don't know.
02:02The fact that we didn't hear anything was maybe worse.
02:04She goes, we're all reality TV stars go to die.
02:07Palm Springs.
02:09I'm not talking to anybody until I get a fucking vodka and Diet Coke.
02:15I'm just glad Jackie had fun yesterday.
02:17She goes, if I was them, I would never vote me out.
02:20I did hesitate a little bit.
02:21I did, too.
02:24Tom kind of gives me weird vibes.
02:28He made this handshake with Jackie.
02:31If I used them, you already know.
02:34All right.
02:35And now Tom is talking about how he almost voted for Christine to go home.
02:38You're supposed to be in my alliance.
02:40I feel like I can't trust him.
02:41So you got three people that voted against you.
02:44Dun, dun, dun.
02:45Dun, dun, dun.
02:47Do you think you know who they are?
02:48I think there's one or two that I'm not certain about, but I'll figure it out.
02:55I have a pretty good idea.
02:56New York, for sure.
02:58Drina.
02:58And then there's one more.
03:00Kate.
03:01Or it could have been me.
03:02I don't know.
03:02Even though I know she has a boyfriend, I voted for Christine to stay.
03:06Christine, even though you said you had a boyfriend, I've always said just because
03:09there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.
03:11Me and Christine could potentially work with each other.
03:13And I didn't want to, like, throw that out.
03:16I'll figure it out.
03:17Villains.
03:18Oh.
03:18Got it.
03:19I knew it.
03:20Listen.
03:21We're about to bring royalty into the next battle.
03:25Well, royale.
03:27Okay, I can't have you embarrassing me, so I'm sending in some friends to help you dress.
03:34Especially Paul.
03:35Can you make sure it's black or shiny?
03:38Here comes the royalty.
03:39Get dressed, everybody.
03:40I love it.
03:41You get the pink flowers.
03:43God help me.
03:44I don't understand the costume.
03:46I don't know what's happening, but I like it.
03:48It's bizarre.
03:49All right, I'm taking the pink.
03:51It's my power color.
03:52One of us three need to get it, and those two need to help us.
03:56You're right.
03:56There's no scare game anymore.
03:58All that, like, puppy dog, like, all of us are friends?
04:00No.
04:01I'm trying to beat these bitches' asses.
04:03Get me down there in the hall.
04:04Oh, motherfucker.
04:06I walked into this house, went into work with, like, all girls, like I do every season.
04:12But none of these girls have done a reality competition.
04:16So, I mean, I've got to work with game players.
04:18Maybe that's why I'm a villain.
04:20I hate stupid people.
04:22Even if you have an opportunity to win again, win.
04:25Let's keep going.
04:26But if not, push it off to one of us.
04:28We have to help each other.
04:29Whoever's in the league, don't be a pussy.
04:31I'm not a fucking pussy, I'll think.
04:34I'm in.
04:35Because we have three people who didn't vote with us.
04:37Easy.
04:38Yeah.
04:38Yeah.
04:39Right?
04:39If one of them wins, we would run on you.
04:41But if Christine specifically wins, and we haven't had a conversation with her, she will
04:45definitely put me up.
04:46She might not put anybody else, because you guys all voted to keep her.
04:49That's more the reason to try and win.
04:51I have a pecking order for the five people in my alliance.
04:54Obviously, I'm number one.
04:56Number two, Ashley, Paul.
04:58I trust him.
04:58And then Tyson.
04:59But I just kind of feel a little bit iffy with Tom, because he seems like a little bit
05:04like sketched out sometimes.
05:07I think everyone just give their all.
05:11Is there anybody that you do not want to see become supervillain?
05:14The three that voted for me.
05:16Girl, who's that third one?
05:17I don't know.
05:17Who do you think?
05:18I don't think the third person is Johnny.
05:20I don't think so either.
05:21New York and Drita voted against me.
05:24The third vote, I could see this being a bunch of people.
05:28You voted for me.
05:29I'm like, yeah, yeah.
05:30That's what you're saying, right?
05:31Somebody's lying in the House of Villains.
05:33Maybe it was Kate.
05:34She does room New York.
05:36I thought potentially it was you, but I really, like...
05:38No, I would have given you, like...
05:39It really wasn't you?
05:40No.
05:41When things are going too smooth, all you need in a House of Villains is a little bit of doubt.
05:49Let's toss a wrench in the mix.
05:52That's right.
05:53I did it.
05:54Oops.
05:55Sorry, guys.
05:56And now everybody's name is being tossed around for this vote.
06:00Then it was Johnny or Ashley.
06:02It was Ashley.
06:03I think it's Paul.
06:04Really?
06:05Yeah.
06:06Technically, I'm in this alliance, but I'm tired of being a decoy or a pawn.
06:11This third rogue vote is a perfect little ticking time bomb for anybody who gets a sniff of doubt.
06:25Villains, report to the backyard for your next battle royale challenge.
06:29We don't want to keep our guests waiting.
06:31Her meter is up in an hour, and she can't afford another parking ticket.
06:38Oh, thank you, my lord.
06:40What in the heavens is this?
06:42We go into the backyard, full tea spread, bunch of tables.
06:47Everything points to, like, some type of tea party scenario.
06:51The only thing that really throws me for a loop is Joel.
06:56Take a seat, guys.
06:58Take a seat.
07:03No, I am not out of costume for this tea party.
07:07I decided to come as a Victorian-era astronaut.
07:12You know what?
07:14This party feels like it might be missing something.
07:17You know what every Victorian tea party needs?
07:19A queen, Victoria.
07:22The queen is back, bitches.
07:24Oh, snap.
07:26Hello, villains.
07:27Queen, Victoria.
07:30A baby!
07:33God, I certainly remember Miss Vicky from last season.
07:38She was running around the house, annoying the shit out of everybody.
07:42You have an evil laugh.
07:43What a fucking villain, bitch!
07:45So glad that you're in my body, and you can tell me when I get sick and don't.
07:48What is your problem?
07:49I don't want you in my space right now.
07:50I don't want your energy.
07:51I don't want to be around your energy, Camilla.
07:53I loved every second of it, and she said, let them eat cake, and we're certainly eating
07:58it all up.
07:59Victoria, you are the guest, so please do the honors.
08:02The name of the challenge is Toxic Tea Party.
08:08This game will be played in rounds.
08:10At the beginning of each round, you'll put on blindfolds.
08:14I will then blast music from this state-of-the-art music player, making it impossible for you
08:19to either see or hear what's happening.
08:21Victoria will wander the room, tap one of you on the shoulder, and hand you a cup of toxic
08:28tea.
08:29Whoever gets tapped will place the tea in front of the villain they would like to poison,
08:35aka eliminate from this game.
08:38Then, the tea giver will return to their seat and put their blindfold back on.
08:43I will then tell you to remove your blindfolds.
08:46If you see the tea in front of you, that means someone wants you out.
08:51Your job is to figure out who.
08:54If you guessed correctly, the person who served you the tea must drink it themselves and die
09:00a horrible, tragic death.
09:02But if you're wrong, you must drink the tea and die a horrible day.
09:06And you must go to hell.
09:10Also known as inside of the house.
09:13We'll play until there's one villain left, and that villain will become the supervillain.
09:19Look at the way their dresses lay.
09:21Yeah.
09:22And if it changes, they'll be...
09:25This challenge is all about studying how to look at the dresses and pay attention to
09:28what's going on in front of you.
09:29Because I'll just look up and be like, oh, your dress moved.
09:33The order of Victoria's choices have been predetermined by a random draw.
09:38So don't get mad at me.
09:40Yeah, don't get mad at her.
09:41You guys ready to play?
09:42Let's do it.
09:43The house is basically split in half.
09:45I'm thinking to myself, if you're with me, you better be putting it on the other five's
09:49table.
09:49One of us needs to win supervillain today.
09:51Put on your blindfolds.
09:53Is this how Ray Charles be feeling?
10:01All right.
10:02Everyone, put on your blindfolds.
10:06Here comes the music.
10:21My main strategy is literally to last as long as I can until I'm certain that someone
10:28I trust will win supervillain.
10:32It was easy for me to just put it on Drita.
10:35Hopefully I can skirt by.
10:39Blindfolds off!
10:45Scumbag, crap, motherfuckers.
10:48All right.
10:49I have the best instincts.
10:51I can read through people.
10:53I can feel things.
10:54I am good like that.
10:55You are right next to me.
10:57So that would be very, very smart.
11:00Which, you are very smart.
11:03I'm going to say it was you.
11:06Wow.
11:08I'm sorry.
11:09You were wrong, Drita.
11:11You have to drink the toxic tea and die.
11:17What's happening?
11:18She's on her way out.
11:20Fucking bullshit.
11:21Where do I go now?
11:22Go to hell, Drita.
11:24If anybody's like, you're an idiot, I'm an idiot.
11:29That's the tea.
11:30And by the way, forget tea.
11:32I don't want to talk about tea.
11:34Tea.
11:34You guys ready for round two?
11:37Blindfolds on.
11:41I really want to win this challenge.
11:44So my strategy is to think, who would want you out of the game?
11:49Blindfolds off.
11:51Oh, god damn it.
11:53Listen, if you watch me on Big Brother, you know I lost the goddamn show twice.
11:57I know people love to see me in second place.
12:00Poison meets third.
12:02Paul, you got the tea.
12:03Who do you think it is?
12:06Kate, you know about ships.
12:08Do you not like pirates?
12:10Love them.
12:11Cannonballs?
12:11Yes.
12:12This game sort of tests people's poker face.
12:16Oh, I have a great poker face.
12:19It's also the same as my laughing face, my sad face, and my normal face.
12:24This is so good.
12:30By me putting that poison in front of Tyson, I think that that communicates to the other
12:35side of the house.
12:36Maybe him and Tyson aren't as tight as I think they are.
12:40Revenge-ish?
12:43You're wrong.
12:44Fuck!
12:45Goodbye, Paul.
12:54That was good.
12:57Blindfolds on!
13:05I'm walking around, I look at Christine.
13:07I don't need her right now.
13:11Blindfolds off!
13:13Oh, motherfucker, that's me.
13:14I'm going to guess Kate.
13:16Christine, I'm sorry, you were wrong.
13:18Choke on it.
13:20With every round, people that are not with my alliance are dropping out.
13:28I think it was you.
13:29Wrong.
13:30Go to hell, please.
13:36All right.
13:38It's a man in the mist.
13:40The liar that I know that you are.
13:44You're not right.
13:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
13:52My girl.
13:53That was a good one.
13:54Shit.
13:54Go to hell, New York.
13:56Fuck you.
14:01I'm dead.
14:02Oh, my gosh.
14:06I see Miss Tom, and I think that Magnetic Implant Edition has, like, some sort of gravitational pull
14:11on me.
14:12Fuck you, Tom.
14:13Drink the fucking poison.
14:15Masks off!
14:17Oh, shit.
14:22Your lordship.
14:23Was it you?
14:24You're my one true love.
14:26I think it was you.
14:27I would never do such a thing to you.
14:30Tom?
14:31Yes?
14:31You are right.
14:32No!
14:34I will drink this poison, but know this.
14:37I will come back and haunt you in the afterlife, and I will ride your pathetic cock to your grave.
14:44Be gone.
14:46Oh.
14:58Now, that is a death.
15:00Blaine Jane, please crawl to hell.
15:02Bravo, Bravo.
15:03Here we go.
15:07I am so excited.
15:08These are all my alliance members.
15:11But I don't trust Tom as much as I trust the other two boys.
15:18Blindfolds off!
15:25Two people are making eye contact with me, and one is not.
15:29Who is that?
15:29That's Ashley.
15:32No!
15:34No!
15:35Obvious as fuck.
15:40See Ashley go to hell!
15:42And that's her karma for getting New York out.
15:44This battle royale challenge is showing me what I'm capable of.
15:48I'm kind of pissed that this is a boys game right now, because Tyson was a supervillain last week, and
15:52now it's going to be another boys.
15:53Here comes the music.
15:58I do not want to be supervillain this early.
16:01I don't want that responsibility.
16:03I want Johnny to be supervillain.
16:06Being close to the supervillain is the best place to be.
16:10Blindfolds off!
16:12Oh, here it is.
16:1750-50.
16:24Tyson!
16:27You're right.
16:28I'm right?
16:30Yep.
16:31Me and Johnny are connecting.
16:33Tyson's right there as well.
16:35There's no way they can hook me up on the hit list.
16:37Tom, please go to hell.
16:47Bravo.
16:48Tom, TMZ is going to be very excited about your death.
16:51Ah.
16:52Tyson and Johnny, since you're the last two, please come to the center table.
16:55We have reached the classic tea party-themed reality show, Deadlock.
17:00The final cup.
17:02You now have one minute to decide who will drink the tea and join their fellow villains in hell.
17:08If neither of you drinks the tea before the time is up, you both die.
17:12And the last villain to be eliminated, Tom, will be resurrected from the pit of hell, and he will become
17:18supervillain.
17:19You have one minute to decide who is supervillain.
17:23What I'm thinking of is, do I want to be it or allow Tom to be it?
17:29I still feel like I'd be safe if Tom was supervillain.
17:32You could also use it as leverage.
17:34Say you gave it to him.
17:35Yeah.
17:36Tyson, I know he doesn't want it.
17:37And to be honest, my trust is kind of so-so with Tom.
17:4230 seconds left.
17:43We're on the same page, but page is turned.
17:46If you want to be supervillain, I'll drink it right now.
17:48Someone's got a drink.
17:50Tell me.
17:51Drink it.
17:52You want to be it?
17:53Do it.
17:53Okay.
17:56Tyson, you've just killed yourself.
17:59Bravo.
18:00Tyson is now dead.
18:01Congratulations, Johnny.
18:03You are the supervillain.
18:06There's no telling the waves that I'm going to cause with my decisions.
18:08I'm going to create some enemies, let people know exactly how I feel.
18:12And I'm not timid.
18:13Guys, congratulate Johnny.
18:16He won the battle royale, and he is your new supervillain.
18:21Tomorrow, Johnny, you will leave the house for a reward.
18:24Please select the two villains you would like to go along with you.
18:27Oh, man.
18:29Drita?
18:30Oh, I love him.
18:32I adore Johnny.
18:34Johnny winning is great for me.
18:37He's one of my friends in the house.
18:39So, I mean, I'm happy.
18:40He's one of my friends in the house for a week.
18:44Tom.
18:46Hell yeah.
18:47Tom, we need to develop some sort of trust that we can have a conversation and build some
18:52trust based off of my gift of this reward to you.
18:55Johnny, Drita, and Tom, tomorrow you will get to go on what I'm sure will be a cost-efficient
19:01outing.
19:02The rest of you, maybe you can order pizza or something.
19:06I'll send you my favorite pie.
19:07How does that sound?
19:08The Hit List nominations are going to be very soon.
19:11What are you looking at me for?
19:13I will not have the chance.
19:13Don't look at me.
19:14Okay, but no, I don't have to relax.
19:16Don't tell me how to act.
19:16You don't have to.
19:17You can do what you want.
19:20Okay, but don't tell me how to act.
19:31Go to hell.
19:32Go to hell.
19:33Go to hell, my friend.
19:34My first 30 seconds of supervillain and you're already picking a fight with me?
19:37Like, what are you doing?
19:47Really good job.
19:48I appreciate it.
19:48Like, I couldn't read you.
19:50Hello.
19:50Oh, this is your room?
19:52Queen Victoria.
19:53Hello, boys.
19:54The sex dungeon.
19:56Great work.
19:56Nice to meet you.
19:57Nice to meet you, too.
19:58You did great, too.
19:59I actually love your show.
20:01Oh, thank you.
20:02Like, when you were going through it, like, I really felt for you.
20:04And, like, I think it was so fucked up.
20:08Like, no one deserves that, though.
20:09Well, no, but...
20:11No one had your side, like...
20:13Uh, yeah.
20:15Yeah, it's brutal.
20:16Yeah.
20:17I mean, whatever.
20:17I went through it, too, with Bachelor Nation.
20:19I'm sure you did.
20:20I'm sure you did.
20:21From what I've been through, I can always sympathize a little bit with people being hated and getting
20:26attacked.
20:27But you know what?
20:29Fucking Queen Victoria.
20:31Let's go mingle.
20:34You're so good!
20:36Johnny, I love you on the show.
20:37No, I really, really love you.
20:39I really...
20:40On your show.
20:40No.
20:41Tree dude.
20:42I was feeling so comfortable.
20:43And then it's Johnny.
20:44I think I honestly...
20:46I don't feel like that has, to be honest.
20:49Because I'm not really that buddy-buddy with him.
20:51Being a flamboyant gay boy, it's a little bit harder for me to connect with super, like, macho butch straight
20:59men.
20:59I think I might have to talk to him.
21:02I might have to.
21:03Ultimately, there came a point in my life where I realized that I could either keep being that insecure, repressed,
21:11scared individual, or I could choose to live my life, let my light shine and burst out of me.
21:20Because, baby, I'm a firework.
21:22I don't really want to, like, campaign to not be on the hit list.
21:25But, like, if it does end up happening, then I will unfortunately have to, you know, just make a scene.
21:32I will.
21:33I know you will.
21:34Bye.
21:34Good luck tomorrow.
21:36Good night, Queen Tiffany.
21:39Bye.
21:40Okay, goodbye, guys.
21:42Do I walk out this door or does it matter?
21:45Well, congratulations.
21:46This is exciting, man.
21:47I'm a good one, I promise.
21:48I'm more of an anti-hero.
21:49Oh, good.
21:50I'll admit it.
21:51I thought next on the chopping block is Love Island boy with the muscles.
21:55However, he won Super Villain, and he's the evil quiet type.
22:00That could be bad for me.
22:02I'm going to get out of this dress.
22:03Good night, Kate.
22:07I'm going to get my sights in.
22:08If it's four of us, right?
22:11A four-pack is all it takes to get to the final hours of this game.
22:15Our odds will always be in our favor.
22:20Hello?
22:28It's a game.
22:30She was spotting on us.
22:31If anyone should be worried in this house, New York, and most definitely Kate.
22:38Playing with someone like Kate, it's hard to read her.
22:40It seems like she literally does not give a fuck about anything.
22:43And that's a dangerous person to not have on your side.
22:46I got to get to bed.
22:47I am exhausted.
22:49Me too, dude.
22:52Hey, baby.
22:53My phone was on.
22:54Do not disturb.
22:54I didn't know you were FaceTiming me.
22:57I had another conversation with Tom telling me and Tyson he's worried about you.
23:03Motherfucker, what?
23:04I'm curious right now who the third vote was for Christine to go home.
23:07I think it's Paul.
23:09Really?
23:10Yeah.
23:12You think I want to fucking stir the pot?
23:14Bugging.
23:15And I have no doubt in my heart that I can trust you.
23:18Tom is right.
23:19I voted for Christine to go home, and that's the fucking problem.
23:23But maybe I can convince Johnny to put Tom up.
23:26I'm telling you guys right now, he's a snake.
23:28Absolutely.
23:29Period.
23:30As a strategy, allow him to continue to feel like he's within the inner circle.
23:35Smart.
23:46Oh my God, there's an espresso machine here.
23:52This can't be that hard.
23:54I'm going to jump in the shower.
23:55I didn't know if you needed to take a dump or anything.
23:58All right, Jackie.
24:00You ready for your close-up?
24:04I'll get on a private jet, and I'll fly the fuck up out of here.
24:07You got it.
24:08Alpha Tango Bravo.
24:09Clear for takeoff.
24:11Clear.
24:11Clear for takeoff.
24:11Clear for takeoff.
24:15Clear for takeoff.
24:16Clear for takeoff.
24:17Clear for takeoff.
24:18Clear for takeoff.
24:19Clear for takeoff.
24:19Clear for takeoff.
24:19Clear for takeoff.
24:20Good morning.
24:20Good morning.
24:21How are you?
24:22I'm good.
24:22You coming down to grab some breakfast?
24:24How do you feel about this?
24:25I do.
24:25Paul has been an ally and a friend.
24:27You know, I feel like that's a little pact, where we have each other's backs in the game.
24:31It's so cool.
24:32Paul is like my weird alternative Armenian uncle, and you know what? I'm kind of here for it.
24:38Give me the lore behind the hamburger slippers.
24:41I have a song out called Burger Finger.
24:43Shut the fuck up.
24:45This is going to get very interesting.
24:47I'm definitely not scared to throw people down.
24:49Yeah.
24:49And I'm going to have to come up with some real reasons as to why I'm putting those people down.
24:52Yeah.
24:53Like, for you.
24:55You coming here with a boyfriend, that might be a reason.
24:58Johnny was hoping for a showmance, but for me, it's definitely going to be a no man's.
25:03She's the only girl in the house that I have eyes for, so she's got to leave.
25:06I just hope he doesn't use it against me and put me up on the hit list.
25:11Trust me, I thought about it.
25:12Yeah.
25:13Yeah.
25:18Hey, New York, do you think that you're the Lucy or you're the Ethel of us?
25:23I would be Fred.
25:24He was so healthy and round-bellied and he just was funny.
25:29You want to be...
25:30Ricardo?
25:30Honey, I'm home!
25:32Exactly.
25:36Let's go to dinner.
25:37Well, I got a whole bunch of sardines and water.
25:40You drain the water, put them on a saucer, and then put you some mustard on top.
25:44I'm going to need you to write that recipe down for me.
25:46Yeah.
25:47I'll call it Lucy and Ethel sardines with mustard.
25:53Hey, I'm not interrupting an important conversation by any means.
25:56No.
25:57I'm going to get proper.
25:58How are you?
25:58I'm all right.
25:59But I did want to talk to you, actually.
26:01The vote thing?
26:02Do you remember that?
26:03Yes, I know what you're saying.
26:04I keep hearing your name and my name, and I'm like, hello?
26:08Who is doing that?
26:09I don't think that you, like, voted and are lying about your vote.
26:12I know.
26:12My guess for who felt the most weird with their answers and cagey, like, maybe, maybe not.
26:19I mean, literally, verbatim, that's what Johnny said.
26:21I have a pretty good idea.
26:22New York, for sure.
26:23Or you know.
26:24Or it could have been me, I don't know.
26:26Honestly, this is so weird.
26:28Johnny, he got real weird with me because I was talking about JoJo Siwa.
26:33What's this I heard about JoJo Siwa?
26:36Are you serious?
26:37Yeah.
26:38I'm just sitting at the dinner table with Ashley and Johnny.
26:42Your makeup looks so good.
26:43Well, thank you so much.
26:45And we're talking about different competition reality shows because, you know, we're on one.
26:50Fucking Zendaya did Dancing with the Stars.
26:52Wow.
26:53I said, JoJo Siwa, she broke because, fuck, she should be rich.
26:57She was torn, she was like a child.
26:59I don't know, because she did Special Forces.
27:01Did she do really bad?
27:02She had to carry Tom Sandoval across like a desert.
27:05That's all I was saying.
27:06And that's when Johnny said to me.
27:09Also, people get paid different people on shows.
27:12Oh, no, no, no.
27:13I know that.
27:14That's not what I meant.
27:15What I meant was.
27:16If I had been JoJo Siwa, I never would have done Special Forces.
27:20He goes.
27:20There's only 10 days of your life.
27:22You might get a crazy check from it.
27:24And you're putting your face back out there.
27:25He just kept correcting me.
27:27And it's not even about that.
27:28It's the fact that he is mansplaining to me.
27:30And he was wrong.
27:32And that's what happened with JoJo Siwa.
27:34Would anybody here be offended if I said, I'm a little surprised?
27:38That she didn't win?
27:39No.
27:44Can I talk to you for five minutes, please?
27:45Yes, you can.
27:46Absolutely.
27:47I wanted to have a one-on-one with Johnny because I did kind of go in a little bit.
27:51It's like a little bit of damage control.
27:54I did want to come to you and tell you why I got so aggressive with you.
27:58When you said, go to hell, New York, it triggered me.
28:01I thought those was fighting words.
28:03I didn't mean to do that.
28:05Johnny, I'm so sorry.
28:07Well, I think it's very big of you to even have this conversation with me.
28:09I just wanted to make good with you before you make your selection.
28:14And I do appreciate it, but it's definitely going to be something I have to think about.
28:17Thank you so much for hearing me out.
28:19Of course.
28:19You know, don't be too worried, you know?
28:21I try not to.
28:22Yeah.
28:23I appreciate you.
28:28Finally, everybody's going near the fucking pool.
28:30It's like Luke more.
28:31Oh, look, he has a guitar.
28:33Are you telling me Tom's a fucking singer?
28:36I can't deal with this house.
28:39Johnny.
28:40Yo.
28:41I want to talk to you.
28:43Yes.
28:43Do you now?
28:44Yes, I do.
28:45Like, honestly, it's generally harder for me to, like, connect with straight men.
28:50Because, you know, my experience growing up was that I did not get along with guys like you.
28:56Yeah.
28:56A lot of drag queens don't get opportunities like this.
28:58So I'm really, really grateful to be here.
29:01I just want to stay here and showcase what I do and showcase my personality and be here for as
29:06long as I can.
29:07So if you were to not put me on the hit list, if it would come down to the grand
29:15prize,
29:15I would have no issue voting if I was out of the house voting for somebody like you because you
29:22didn't do me dirty.
29:22I seriously, yeah.
29:23Lane is the first person that has offered a jury vote to me.
29:27And that sounds pretty fucking good to me.
29:30That is my sales pitch to you.
29:31I would definitely think about it.
29:33Thank you so much.
29:33Yeah.
29:34That is it.
29:36Wow.
29:39Oh, fuck.
29:40I just had...
29:41Combo with Jane.
29:42What she's saying to me is just like very, very, uh, genuine.
29:46Aw.
29:47And it's making me think there's other people.
29:50Let me tell you that if I was super villain, I would put Tom up there.
29:54It's too early though.
29:56Yeah.
29:56Remember how Tyson said, yo.
29:59I think I have to put you up as a decoy.
30:02You can win your way back in.
30:03But then also, if you don't win that, you also have our votes to back you up.
30:08Cool.
30:09So, what if?
30:10Because if Tom is a real one.
30:13If Tom is a real one, what's your excuse, bro?
30:15Because I did that.
30:16If he's locked in with us, he won't squirm.
30:19This might be the perfect plan.
30:21Tom, if you go home, good riddance.
30:24But if you stay, you prove to the Alliance that you're worthy of our protection.
30:28This is House of Villains.
30:30Let the villains come out and play.
30:50Hi, boys.
30:52Wow.
30:53Don't mind me.
30:54I'm just, I'm gonna clean.
30:55Is this like a normal just day or is it like a...
30:57You know, I wanted to do something nice for the house.
31:00After my conversation with Johnny last night, I don't think I'm completely out of the water
31:05when it comes to being put up on the hit list.
31:06So, I just wanna please him and tease him and make sure I do right by Miss Johnny for sure.
31:13Don't mind me, honey.
31:15There's a little skid mark on it.
31:16A little skid mark.
31:18Johnny, Trita, and Tom, it's time for your reward.
31:21And like everything in this show, it's related to fine art.
31:24The SUVs are waiting for you out front.
31:26Are you upset you weren't invited today, Tyler?
31:31My name's Tyson.
31:34I'm sorry.
31:36I'm losing my mind.
31:38Yay, I'm so happy we leave the house.
31:41I'm gonna sit back and enjoy every minute of this reward.
31:44Are you guys taking us 40 minutes out of the way just to get something to eat?
31:47Because that will not be cool.
31:49I am so happy.
31:50I'm like a little kid like God knows what I'm gonna do.
31:52They're taking us to a warehouse to whack us.
31:55Here we go.
31:56What are we doing?
31:57Hello.
31:58How you doing?
31:58Welcome to Shot of Art.
32:00I hope you are ready to get a little bit messy.
32:02Oh.
32:03You guys are actually going to wear these for us.
32:06Looks like a hazmat suit.
32:07Where am I?
32:08And this does not look like a reward.
32:11And we are going to head all the way in the dungeon.
32:15This is our splatter room.
32:19What is it that Trita hates?
32:21A mess.
32:23This is exciting.
32:24I left the crazy house to come to a crazy house.
32:26You guys go ahead and start.
32:27Have some fun.
32:28Oh my gosh.
32:29Yes.
32:29Are you kidding me?
32:30Yes.
32:30Grow up.
32:31I don't create art.
32:33I simply ask the canvas which colors it would like and wear.
32:38The white wall never painted.
32:40It's like a birthday never celebrated.
32:43What the fuck?
32:45Yes.
32:46They're not mistakes.
32:48They're happy accidents.
32:50I feel it.
32:52Yes.
32:53Fuck yes.
32:56Oh, can we go downstairs?
32:57Just don't yell at anybody until I get down there.
33:00OK.
33:00That, I can make a promise.
33:08Do we have a butler?
33:10All right.
33:11New York, can you answer the door, please?
33:13I'm about to.
33:13Let me see who this is.
33:15Thank you, mama.
33:16What is going on?
33:17Oh my gosh.
33:18It's the pizza girl.
33:20Oh, pizza.
33:22Yes.
33:23Are you from Joel McHale?
33:25Really?
33:25Maybe you can order pizza or something.
33:28I'll send you my favorite pie.
33:29How does that sound?
33:30New York, you got pizza for us?
33:32I showed it.
33:33I don't know.
33:34There's a trick.
33:37Hold on, hold on.
33:38Before you guys fucking start opening shit.
33:40Mm-hmm.
33:41OK, it's pizza.
33:42It does smell like pizza.
33:43It's fucking pizza.
33:44We open it like bison.
33:46Oh.
33:47Hello.
33:47Hold on, hold on.
33:48Hey, hold on.
33:49What's going on?
33:49Congrats.
33:50What y'all doing?
33:50You opened the pizza and found a purple hand.
33:53Pin that sucker on.
33:54This cheap trinket makes you the right hand of the super villain.
33:58When they return from their reward, let them know you'll be making this week's hit list nominations.
34:03Oh.
34:04Together.
34:05Shit.
34:06Together.
34:07That means you have to agree on who goes up.
34:09Because you are safe from elimination, you will not have a vote at the next banishment ceremony.
34:14Enjoy the pizza and the power, Joel.
34:18I think it's yours.
34:18You opened it.
34:19I don't know.
34:20I think you opened it.
34:20Tyson and I immediately grab it.
34:24Oh.
34:25Oh.
34:26I'm OK that I didn't get the hand because with this power comes so much shenanigans.
34:34Take it.
34:35Paul, you opened the box.
34:36Take it, Paul.
34:37Paul, it's yours.
34:38I don't want the power.
34:39I already feel safe with Johnny giving Paul this right hand advantage.
34:44This is my little token of like, I trust you.
34:48I want you to have this.
34:49Give me a nipple piercing.
34:50He might as well.
34:51Oh, wait, no.
34:51Please go.
34:52OK, yeah, OK.
34:53I'm put in a very interesting position.
34:55I can't quite tell if this is a good thing or a bad thing.
34:59It kind of sucks that I can't vote.
35:00But maybe this is a chance for me to take a real shot at someone.
35:05You guys want to start kissing my ass, or?
35:09You guys go ahead and take a seat.
35:11Don't forget your berets.
35:12I have some cute little snacks.
35:15These are banging.
35:16I am really excited.
35:18I know Johnny could have had anybody, so I fuck with Johnny.
35:21Johnny fucks with me.
35:22This is just like the best place to be right now.
35:25I have to say you guys being picked was not random.
35:28I'm worried about drawing a line in the sand in the house.
35:31I don't want to be too direct in my approach with the people that I send down tonight.
35:35So, Tom, I wanted to throw you down as a nomination.
35:40But knowing that I have your back and make sure 100% you will not go home.
35:45I am so fucking taken aback.
35:48I feel like completely stabbed in the back.
35:52You are going to have a say in this.
35:54That's funny.
35:55It's funny.
35:55Yeah, but are the votes going to be the same, you think?
35:59Of what we were talking about last night?
36:00Oh, fuck.
36:01That means I can't vote.
36:03That means you can't vote.
36:05Fuck.
36:06So we lost another number.
36:07You might not be able to put Tom down there.
36:10No, no, no, no, no.
36:10Bro, nobody likes Tom.
36:13Yeah.
36:13I just...
36:14I mean, I think there's people that you could put on there that you could do the same thing
36:20with.
36:21Why not you?
36:22Um, because there's still a chance I could go home.
36:25There's not.
36:26But there is.
36:27Why?
36:27Who would you think would vote you out?
36:29Who would vote you out?
36:30Tyson.
36:30Definitely not voting you out.
36:32Paul.
36:33Paul.
36:33Ashley.
36:34Right.
36:35In Andrita.
36:36Okay.
36:37And if you can give him your words so he can feel more comfortable.
36:40And this is not a sad thing.
36:42I hope you see that.
36:44Tom looks emotional right now.
36:45Like, hurt.
36:46It showed me that Johnny and Tom have a much closer relationship than I ever thought.
36:51Like, an alliance.
36:52There is a reason why Tom is so shocked.
36:55I'm coming back from this super villain shit with smoke on my back.
36:59I could say, fuck you, Tom.
37:01You're going down.
37:02And you could be scared for your life.
37:03And I could do everything I can to make sure you get the fuck up out of here.
37:05But I'm not.
37:06I'm trying to create trust.
37:08There is absolutely no logical reason to risk putting me up.
37:14Unless you were okay with getting rid of me.
37:17Doesn't matter what he says.
37:18To me, it just tells me he wants me out.
37:26Walk back into this shit show.
37:28Here we go.
37:32Oh!
37:33Do you guys go shopping?
37:35Paintball?
37:35Paintball?
37:35We created art.
37:37All over.
37:37But why do you guys have paint all over your face?
37:39We could paint each other.
37:41Oh, that's cute.
37:41I gotta wash my face.
37:43What did y'all do while we were gone?
37:45We got pizza.
37:47What?
37:49What the fuck does this mean?
37:50I am your co-pilot super villain this week.
37:55The right hand of the super villain.
37:57Oh, yeah.
37:57I'm your right hand man.
37:59Yes.
37:59So you and I.
38:00No way.
38:02Have equal power.
38:04And we have to come to an agreement on who gets nominated this week.
38:09But also, I don't have a vote.
38:11Oh, shit.
38:13I do not trust Paul at all.
38:15It's obvious he fucking changed his vote.
38:18That does not make me feel comfortable.
38:20He's full of shit.
38:21So wait, what's happening?
38:22You're the boss.
38:23He's the underboss.
38:24I'm the henchman.
38:25How did you get this shit?
38:26I opened a fucking box of pizza.
38:27You think I did something?
38:28No way.
38:29I pulled the fucking lever.
38:30I opened the pizza.
38:31I'm the fucking henchman.
38:32Is that for real?
38:33I'm dead ass.
38:36Is pizza down there?
38:38Yeah.
38:39I've been super villain for a little over a day now.
38:41And I had everything figured out.
38:43My gut's been telling me to nominate Tom with two other people.
38:46Yo, right hand man.
38:47Yes.
38:47You want to go have a conversation?
38:48Yes, sir.
38:49Yeah, let's do it.
38:50The problem with this is, I needed Paul's vote to guarantee Tom's safety.
38:55So now that Paul's out of the equation, I can't guarantee Tom's safety.
39:00But at the same time, I don't want to draw a line in the sand and show the rest of
39:03the
39:03house that I have an alliance.
39:05We have to go back to the drawing board.
39:07He's fucking putting me up for elimination as a pawn.
39:10Why is he doing that?
39:12He thinks it's like some fucking like Kaiser Soze fucking role.
39:15But like, dude, the math breaks down as soon as I fucking start.
39:18And he's like, well, dude, you're fucking questioning.
39:20It makes me worried.
39:21And I'm like, dude, what do you mean?
39:22It makes no fucking sense.
39:24Yeah.
39:24He has a way out without pissing people off.
39:27And I'm telling you right now, I don't trust him.
39:30You have to talk to Paul and be so cool with Paul.
39:34Johnny wants to put Tom up, but I don't want Tom going home.
39:37If Tom goes up, we have sketchy numbers at best because Paul lost his vote and Johnny
39:43doesn't have a vote.
39:44What the fuck, dude?
39:46Exactly.
39:47The fuck?
39:50Can I watch you?
39:51Can you watch me pee?
39:53Yeah.
39:53Yes, please.
39:54Okay.
39:55I need somebody watching my back.
39:57I got you.
39:58Oh, God.
39:59I have pain up my fucking nose.
40:01These people, they're trying to kill me.
40:07How you feeling?
40:08Please don't put me in the bottom three.
40:10It's the chances of me getting out of it now that you can't vote are fucking out.
40:16I don't think so, bro.
40:18Dude, but there's no point.
40:18I think you're really okay.
40:19Ashley and Tyson, that's all that's left out of our fucking alliance.
40:23Plain Jane's vote is a question mark right now.
40:25Why don't we get rid of a question mark vote?
40:28That's the dilemma for me, bro.
40:30Look, I want Tom to go home.
40:32He's not a pawn.
40:33He's the target because he's telling people, I voted for Christine to leave.
40:37But, like, Johnny keeps going back and forth.
40:39I need to be glued to this man and continue whispering in his ear, take the shot at Tom.
40:45All right.
40:45Please.
40:46Let us finish this conversation.
40:48I hear you.
40:48I hear you.
40:49All right, sure then.
40:50I have to spell it out for them very fucking clearly.
40:54And they're still debating on whether to put me up.
40:57And guess what?
40:59They have lost me.
41:01I'm going to tell you straight up.
41:02If we put Plain Jane up, we are fucking hard game up to save his.
41:07There's no way I'm doing that, bro.
41:08I don't want to throw down Plain either.
41:09It was getting a little complicated for me.
41:11Plain is the only person to offer me jury vote at the end.
41:14So, do I pull the trigger now and put Tom in the bottom three and potentially see him go home?
41:20I have a lot to think about.
41:21We might not be able to bring...
41:25Villains, it's time to get ready for your hit list nominations.
41:28Johnny, wash your face.
41:29Paul, I think that crap on your body is permanent.
41:32Let's get ready.
41:33Fuck it.
41:34I don't think I'm using this right, to be honest.
41:38Ooh.
41:39It smells good.
41:41Hi.
41:41You look amazing, by the way.
41:43After the conversations that we've had, I don't really feel like I'm in danger of being put on the hit
41:49list.
41:49And if I am put on the hit list, I'll be shocked.
41:52And I will go berserk, which is why I'm in my riot gear.
41:57You like what you see?
41:58I'm a little social bandit.
42:00I'm ready to go to war for the cause of villainry.
42:05My eyes are down here.
42:10How are you feeling?
42:10You look a little pensive.
42:13I'm just, you know, awaiting my decision.
42:15I started sweating when you said that.
42:18You should.
42:19We have to make a game-time decision.
42:21God damn, I can't talk.
42:23Are you nervous?
42:24No, it's my fucking grill.
42:26Sometimes, like, it just shh-shh-shh.
42:28So I, like, slur certain words.
42:31Everyone, it's time for your hit list nominations.
42:34Open sesame.
42:36It's not a comfortable situation to be in right now, when you have to switch up last minute.
42:40And I gotta make decisions that are gonna best help my game.
42:43And I feel like, honestly, what I'm about to do tonight is what's best for me.
42:58Hello, villains.
43:05Welcome to your hit list nominations.
43:07Oh, my goodness.
43:10Yes.
43:11Blaine Jane, I see that you're wearing something from the Pussy Riot collection.
43:16Johnny, you are the supervillain.
43:18Take your seat.
43:20The power is now in your creatine-covered hands.
43:24One of those hands, though, is no longer yours.
43:27It's now owned by a guy who works at a carnival.
43:30Paul, take your spot next to Johnny.
43:33You are the right hand of the supervillain.
43:36Here's how the advantage works.
43:38The supervillain and the right hand need to agree on all the hit list nominations.
43:43So if you get put up, know that both of these villains want you out.
43:47Like the supervillain, the right hand will not vote at the banishment ceremony.
43:53Paul, Johnny, how was working together to come up with the nominations?
43:57I had a lot of time to think and basically got blindsided by my right hand.
44:02And we were kind of deliberating and it was just, it was a difficult conversation.
44:06I did not assume this role would be bestowed upon me.
44:09So I've only tried to accept it with as much grace as possible.
44:13All right, Paul, you're a weirdo.
44:15So Johnny and Paul, have you come to a mutual decision?
44:19We have.
44:20Great.
44:21Who are you going to piss off first and why?
44:24This person does not know how to keep a lid on it.
44:26The second I was bestowed all this power, this person had a stupid ass decision to yell at me.
44:31So because of that, Tiffany will be the first nominee.
44:36You put this upon yourself and you know it.
44:39I just knew that I was going to be put up.
44:41I feel like I put myself on the chopping block and I think I really messed up.
44:46New York.
44:47Joel.
44:48Is there anything you'd like to say in reply?
44:50I don't know why Aquaman and the wannabe Captain Hook are so upset with me.
44:56We could have worked this shit out.
44:57Well, Tiffany.
44:59Don't use my government name.
45:00You call me New York.
45:02Johnny and Paul, who is the second villain that you want to nominate?
45:06The second villain, I can't really get a read on.
45:09You know, I walked around a corner one time and it almost seemed like they were spying on me.
45:12So this is why I'm going to be voting for Kate for the second nominee.
45:16Johnny accuses me of spying on him.
45:18We're in a house with cameras and no doors.
45:22I wasn't spying on you.
45:23I was just walking by.
45:25Kate, is there anything you'd like to say in reply?
45:27I don't think it's for whatever made up reasons you just said.
45:30They weren't made up.
45:31Okay.
45:32My turn.
45:32I'm expecting this because before you were super villain, you were so rude to me
45:37when I talked about JoJo Siwa going from being a touring artist
45:41to shitting in a hole next to Tom Sandoval.
45:45No offense, Tom.
45:47Can we get JoJo Siwa next year is the question.
45:49I don't think we can afford her.
45:51You see where you're standing?
45:53I'm glad you're super villain.
45:54You belong here.
45:55Love Island, there's no dialogue.
45:57That's where you thrive.
45:59Johnny and Paul, who is the final villain for this show?
46:02Go to the hit list.
46:04This one was very difficult for Paul and I to come to terms with.
46:08And I'm still struggling with it right now.
46:10If you put me on that fucking hit list, you're fucked.
46:14It took a while to develop some sort of a relationship with this person.
46:17Because of that, I'm going to go with plain Jane.
46:26What the fuck?
46:28Plain Jane going up is so bad.
46:29It is so not the right move.
46:31But how do you tell a cocky testosterone man that they don't know what the fuck they're talking about?
46:35I wish I could say I was surprised, but I'm not.
46:39I thought that after the very real conversations that me and you had that, you know, I could put my
46:44trust in you.
46:45But I should have known better than to trust a low budget Drake impersonator.
46:49You think you look hot, bitch.
46:51Your upper body is way bigger than your fucking legs.
46:54You've been skipping leg day, bitch.
46:55You look like a fucking refrigerator on stilts.
46:58Paul, it's shocking to me that you would put me here.
47:00I thought that we had a thing considering I've been such a good friend to you.
47:04We did this before I got this shit.
47:06You want to get loud?
47:07Go hurt him!
47:07Go hurt him!
47:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
47:19I'm not listening to you.
47:20You don't get to speak.
47:21Okay.
47:21You're a liar.
47:22Period.
47:22You disgust me.
47:24You're the one wearing a mask.
47:26You can never leech off of my success, bitch.
47:27You fucking leech.
47:29Never.
47:32Top that, traitors.
47:34I feel really betrayed by Paul.
47:36Right hand of the supervillain, you share the responsibility.
47:39Paul didn't put his foot down.
47:40And he's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
47:41no.
47:41And I don't fucking trust him anymore.
47:43New York, Kate, and Plain Jane, tomorrow you'll compete to get removed from the hit list during the redemption challenge.
47:51When we return to this room, one of these three will be banished from the house and will lose out
47:56on their chance to win $200,000.
47:59Now let's forget all the hurtful things that were said tonight and head back to the house for a light,
48:05breezy evening of continuing these shouted arguments.
48:08This is going to light the biggest fire out under my ass to win that redemption challenge and return into
48:14this house.
48:15Because I'm here to show these people that I'm not just going to roll over and die.
48:19When I come back into this house, they better fucking run.
48:27Coming up this season on House of Villains.
48:30I hate this house.
48:32I love this house.
48:33Fucking going crazy.
48:35This is House of Villains Correctional Facility.
48:38Woo!
48:39We have to stick together because if not, we're going down.
48:41I feel like you're the only person I can trust.
48:42This man need to be out of his house.
48:44I'm just going to make that be known.
48:46The girls are fighting.
48:49You guys haven't seen the show, have you?
48:51I don't give a fuck right now.
48:55Oh my God, I almost lost my life.
48:57And possessed.
48:59And I have tried many times to get the steaming out of my body.
49:02I like a man weak, trembling at their knees.
49:05Oh my God, I'm going to have to murder him.
49:08Somebody tells me he likes the little finger in the booty hole.
49:10Who doesn't?
49:11My T-level's raging right now, dude.
49:15Oh my God!
49:18Oh, they're squirting!
49:19Hit that shit, man.
49:21Hit it like you mean it.
49:22Oh!
49:23We love a fast screw.
49:25Where's the blue wound?
49:26Something in my eye.
49:27I feel like I'm home.
49:29Nobody fucks with Mama's screen time.
49:30This villain shit is too much for me.
49:32I'm not about to ruin your Mamma Mia pizza.
49:34Hello, Dylan!
49:36Okay, bro.
49:37Okay, bro.
49:38You're fucking as dumb as you look.
49:40I kind of look like an asshole.
49:42What are you fucking bugging?
49:44I feel just like Michelle Obama.
49:47I swear.
49:50You hate me.
49:51You really, really hate me.
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