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House Of Villains S03E05 (2026)
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00:00Katrina, you want me to go home before you.
00:02I never said a fucking word.
00:04The one thing that gets on my nerves more than anything,
00:06the lies, the schemes, the bullshit.
00:09Whoever fucking told New York I want her to go home,
00:12I want you in my fucking room.
00:13I didn't know you were such a JoJo Siwa fan is what I meant.
00:16I don't even know who JoJo Siwa is.
00:17Out of the three nominees, I want Kate to go home
00:20just because I don't want that type of energy in the house.
00:22I need her out of here.
00:23I feel like this was obviously a lady.
00:26I'm trying to feel for like the lip filler.
00:30Mm-hmm.
00:33This is fucking Tyson.
00:35I'm rushing. I'm feeling rushed.
00:37This is...
00:38May Jesus take the wheel.
00:41Congratulations, Kate.
00:43I feel a new sense of energy now that I'm seeking revenge.
00:49Damn, I was really hoping Kate was at the bottom.
00:50God, why did she win that?
00:52New York has done this before, but this obviously, like,
00:55is so much more important to me to say than, like, it is for New York.
00:58My votes are easy.
01:00New York pissed me off this morning, so I want Plain to stay.
01:04New York, Plain Jane, you are up for banishment.
01:07I'm doing this for something beyond $200,000.
01:09I'm doing this for the little boy that was, you know, picked on.
01:13Plain Jane has the ability to make it to the final.
01:18I'm just here.
01:19The second villain to be banished from the house with a vote of five to one.
01:24Plain Jane.
01:26The svidaniya suki!
01:36And then there were nine.
01:39I'm so appreciative.
01:41I know.
01:42Can I just say one thing, y'all?
01:44I'm so appreciative because I just swore I was going home all day.
01:49But why did you think that you weren't going to stay?
01:51You didn't think everyone here was going to vote for you?
01:53Absolutely not.
01:54Really?
01:54Since a child, I was very isolated.
01:56I'm trying to make myself more in there.
02:00I just feel so happy to still be here and very, very shocked
02:05that my housemates voted for me.
02:08I want to be myself, but I don't want to go off too much in this house
02:11because I want to keep the momentum going.
02:14I don't want them to send me home because I keep bugging out.
02:17Five to one.
02:17I didn't think it was going to be like that.
02:19Yes, you did.
02:21Everybody kept saying we're going to go with the house,
02:23the majority of the house.
02:24You all knew that you were putting plane home.
02:27I told her I'm not going to vote against you, and I won't.
02:30In life, there's always followers and leaders.
02:32And I can't believe I'm in a kitchen with a bunch of followers.
02:37Her word is her bond.
02:38That's all you got in this fucking house.
02:40That's gross to me.
02:41Welcome back.
02:43Gotta celebrate.
02:44We have to take a toast to plane at some point later.
02:46Oh, for sure.
02:47Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
02:49Johnny's a selfish dick, and I feel like everybody forgets
02:53the supervillain is so temporary.
02:55He's not our ruler the entire time.
02:59Christine, look at her very best here and here.
03:02Crazy.
03:03I'm just obsessed with you.
03:04Like, you're my idol.
03:05Well, I love you.
03:07That's insane.
03:08Thank you, Christine.
03:10About everything you did.
03:11I know that was hard for you.
03:13I know that you voted for me to go, but I also know that I trust you more.
03:19The fact of the matter is, I do feel betrayed by Plane.
03:23Plane was making alliances with everybody.
03:26I knew that.
03:26The boys were like, okay, let's get Plane away from Christine.
03:30Plane legitimately did do something to compromise my game.
03:34Keeping Christine still, but where your head is at?
03:37Yeah.
03:38And that really cut to the core.
03:43Where are my fucking sweatpants?
03:46Oh my goodness, Ashley.
03:51Jesus Christ.
03:52The timing is amazing.
03:54I don't know what the fuck is happening.
03:56I know the house is demented.
03:57That I know for a fact.
03:59You see why I didn't want her to leave my room, right?
04:00There's big tits everywhere.
04:02The biggest tits that ever lived.
04:05It's going to be very, very interesting to see who wins it.
04:08What, Tamara?
04:09Yeah.
04:09The next supervillain is going to be a real important one.
04:12Why did you look at me and then down at my crotch and then back up at my face?
04:15Definitely did not do that.
04:18The next supervillain.
04:22Oh my God.
04:32Plane J, sweetheart.
04:33There was only room for one drag queen in this house.
04:36Okay, so bye, girl.
04:42Bye, Plane!
04:44See you later!
04:46Bye, Plane!
04:55See you later!
04:58Which one's hotter?
04:59Just want to hurt you?
05:00No, no, no, no.
05:01I just couldn't carry as well.
05:02Okay.
05:04Yeah.
05:05Where are you going?
05:06Oh.
05:07OK.
05:08Well, you're nuts.
05:09You hang out.
05:11Good morning.
05:14I'm about to make history.
05:16Back to back super villain.
05:18Honestly, I think we've taken out anybody that could take a chance at winning.
05:22Possibly eight.
05:23Well, that's the one person I don't want winning this shit.
05:27I mean, I don't think she's got to speed up much when it comes to physical.
05:30She's a 45-year-old.
05:32Oh.
05:34Kate is a threat because she's a smart girl.
05:36I can see that there's always something going on in her head, and I don't like that.
05:41You know, if you are going to be cunty, you have to be smart.
05:44You better be careful.
05:45I might be coming for the win because I'm in a good mood.
05:50What are you doing?
05:51Just zenning out?
05:51Yeah.
05:52Listening to the birds.
05:54I guess I hit that age where now I'm a bird watcher.
05:56I get bird seed.
05:58Yeah.
05:58Like, I have binoculars now.
05:59I do too.
06:00I think I've won New York over.
06:01She seems pretty grateful that I didn't put her on the hit list the first week.
06:06Since then, we've had pretty good banter back and forth.
06:08I love squirrels now, too.
06:10Yeah.
06:10It's just a weird...
06:13Hello, villains.
06:14Today's battle royale will test your physical limits and my mental limits.
06:19Put on some active wear.
06:20You'll leave in an hour.
06:22Again already?
06:23Never ending.
06:24Oh, my goodness.
06:25Tyson, do you see me finally getting supervillain?
06:28I think so.
06:29I really want to sit on that chair.
06:31Right now, my closest ally would have to be Tyson.
06:35We just have an understanding with each other.
06:37And he's the only person in here that I fully, fully feel like I can align with.
06:43I want to abuse that power so thoroughly I can taste it.
06:47But not towards me, right?
06:48Never.
06:49Never.
06:49We have that.
06:51I hate that they don't have filters in the interview room.
06:56I know.
06:56Because when I watched the show and I saw Teresa, I was like, oh, my God.
07:02Pissing my ass!
07:04What's up, G?
07:05What's good, bro?
07:06Are they up here?
07:07No, they're down there.
07:08Okay.
07:09But I just think, like, let's try our hardest to win.
07:11We'll target them, take this out of the house with us.
07:13I just feel like if we're recognizing them as a threat, they have to be recognizing us
07:19as a threat.
07:19Right now, my main alliance, I have Ashley, Johnny, Paul, myself, and Tom.
07:25But Tom and I kind of want to get away from those three, with Kate mostly New York a bit,
07:32to jump ship and kind of flip the house on its head.
07:38Aren't you in an alliance with everyone then?
07:40Yeah, well, no, I mean, yeah.
07:45Johnny.
07:46Johnny.
07:48By the way, we're great.
07:50Oh, thank you.
07:51Bro, one of us has to win today.
07:53They're taking a shot at the guys no matter what.
07:55100%.
07:56When you say one of us, you mean one of us five?
07:59Five.
07:59Yeah, absolutely.
08:00Eliminate all four of them, starting with Kate, Christine, and then Drita.
08:07Those motherfuckers hate us women.
08:09Let me ask you something.
08:10How many times has Ashley been in our room?
08:13Never.
08:13Just tell me.
08:14Never.
08:14Is that normal to you?
08:16No, absolutely not.
08:17I'm like, why don't you ever come hang out with us?
08:19Why don't you ever come say hi?
08:20Like, I'm literally in everyone else's room all the time.
08:22I invited Olivia.
08:22I just, like, bop over.
08:23I invited Olivia when Jackie left.
08:25I know.
08:26Nope.
08:26I know.
08:29Hello?
08:30Hi.
08:31That room downstairs is empty now.
08:33I don't know if either of you want it.
08:36Let me go see if it got a closet in it.
08:39I have to tread gently with Kate.
08:42Like, let her know that plan to work with her and New York and Tom is in play so we
08:48can flip the house on its head.
08:49You ready for today?
08:50Oh, yeah.
08:51I've been stretching all morning.
08:53I can't see how any of them can beat me, you, Ashley, and Tyson.
08:58And physical, no.
08:59Physical, no.
09:01You have a crazy mustache.
09:04Like.
09:05Thought you were talking to me for a minute.
09:07No.
09:07I'm paranoid nowadays.
09:09Do you want to be super villain again?
09:11I don't want to be super villain again, but I...
09:13But you'd like to win?
09:14Yeah.
09:15And also, I'm ready to do something, you know?
09:19Mm-hmm.
09:19Because this is going to be a boring season if it's just like a three-person podium of power and
09:25control over there.
09:26I'm not saying I've got friends or alliances in the house, but I do.
09:31And it's anybody who's not named Paul, Johnny, or Ashley.
09:36If it's team selection, do we break them up or keep them together?
09:39Or do we put somebody bad on their team?
09:42Sabotage.
09:43Yeah.
09:43Maybe.
09:44I volunteer for that role.
09:45Oh, that's a good idea.
09:46I've played Survivor four times.
09:49I've played the challenge once.
09:50I know to keep people close.
09:52And I know to keep people that aren't really in your alliance as close as you can.
09:57Hey, villains.
09:58Who's ready for sensory overload?
10:00It's time for your next battle royale challenge.
10:03At some point, those people almost always end up flipping the game.
10:06Let's go.
10:07Let's do it.
10:08And when they flip the game, I want to be on their side.
10:20So curious where we're going.
10:2324 minutes away.
10:26Oh, they're putting blindfolds on us, y'all.
10:28Again?
10:29Oh, yeah.
10:30I like blindfolds.
10:31Oh, gosh.
10:32I spent three hours on my hair.
10:38Welcome to Chatsworth, California, guys.
10:42Hello.
10:43Who is this?
10:44Your host.
10:45Joel.
10:45There you go.
10:46That's the cable.
10:47And, Kate, let's back up.
10:48It's quiet.
10:49Ready?
10:50A little too quiet.
10:51Hello, villains.
10:52Please take off your blindfolds.
10:55Whoa!
10:55Oh, it's great.
10:56What?
10:57Wait a second.
10:59Welcome to the most evil place on Earth.
11:03A child's birthday in a park.
11:13This is our battle royale challenge.
11:17The name of this challenge is see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
11:24Here's how it works.
11:26We will do a random draw that will split you into three teams of three.
11:31Each person on your team will take on a different role.
11:34One of you will be gagged and cannot speak, which was a request from many of your current
11:39teammates.
11:40One of you will be deafened with headphones and cannot hear, which is something I want
11:44done to me while hosting.
11:46And last, one of you will be blindfolded and cannot see, which is something our camera
11:51operators fantasize about all day long.
11:53When I say go, the gagged villains will receive an instruction card and will need to relay those
11:59instructions to their second teammate who cannot hear.
12:02Then, the villain who can't hear must try and relay the instructions to their blindfolded
12:08teammates so that the third villain can complete the task.
12:13Teams will receive a new instruction card after finishing the previous task.
12:17First team to complete all three tasks wins the challenge.
12:21Let's draw for the teams and get this thing going.
12:26Orange has scratched my hair.
12:28Ooh, a gold.
12:30Orange.
12:32Okay.
12:33Tom got the gold egg.
12:35Ooh, another one?
12:36I'm feeling a little psychic today, Joel.
12:39I'm feeling purple down in my spirit.
12:41Whoa, look at your eyes.
12:42Jeez.
12:44He was right.
12:47Hey!
12:47We got our gold team now.
12:49Another purple.
12:51Damn.
12:52No shade to New York, but New York is kind of a wild card.
12:55She's kind of all over the place.
12:56Paul!
12:58Orange it is.
12:59Wow, the tension's killing me.
13:00I wonder what color Christine is going to pick.
13:03And it's purple.
13:05Not shocking.
13:06I got paired with New York and Johnny, and it's a little bit of a, you know, mixed bag,
13:11because I know Johnny is really competitive and New York is really good at other things.
13:16We have the purple team.
13:18Johnny, New York, and Christine.
13:20The orange team, made up of Paul, Kate, and Ashley.
13:24I am with two of the three assholes.
13:28Tyson and I make eye contact, and I know my job is to sabotage and make sure these two are
13:35not super villain.
13:37And also, I don't feel like doing anything today.
13:39This is perfect.
13:40And finally, our gold team, Drita, Tom, and Tyson.
13:44Got a secret for you.
13:47I knew I picked the golden egg before I picked the golden egg.
13:50When I saw Tom had a golden egg, I saw Drita had a golden egg, I thought that would be
13:54a good team to be on.
13:55I grabbed an egg, and it was not cool and metallic to the touch.
13:59So I switched and got it.
14:01Tyson here's always one step ahead.
14:04All right, guys, take a second and choose what role you want to be.
14:08I could do the blindfold.
14:09Okay.
14:10I think, verbally, I can explain something better.
14:12I'll be ball gag. I'll be ball gag.
14:14And you do the end.
14:15There's no way I'm putting a ball gag in my mouth in front of people.
14:20I'm a lady.
14:21Grab your headphones and ball gags and let's play a game.
14:24I could have brought my own ball gag.
14:26No fucking way.
14:28I can't hear shit.
14:31Imagine putting something in my mouth so I can't talk.
14:34I mean, we might as well just throw the game out.
14:36Here we go, guys! Start the challenge now!
14:40Go, go, go!
14:43Your blindfolded team member must grab the bat, smash the pinata, find the biggest banana inside, and bring it back
14:51to you.
14:51Inside the banana, you'll find your next set of instructions.
14:55Okay.
14:57I want you to pick up a bat.
14:59What?
14:59All right, you're holding the stick.
15:01That's good, Tom.
15:02Right here?
15:02Hold that.
15:03Okay.
15:04You're gonna walk straight.
15:05The pinata?
15:06No!
15:06Turn around.
15:07Yeah, stop!
15:08Hit the balloons.
15:10Oh, the monkey.
15:11Okay, walk three steps forward.
15:12Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
15:14Go forward, go forward, go to the left, go to the left.
15:17Go a little bit to the right.
15:18You're gonna hit that pinata right now.
15:20Wreck it!
15:21Hit it!
15:22Fuck that shit!
15:23Hit, hit, hit.
15:25My God, there's a pinata in front of you.
15:28Hit it right now.
15:29Hit the shit out of it.
15:30Looking over the other competitors, all their pinatas are already smashed, and New York is literally just playing around.
15:37Come on.
15:39In front of you a little bit more.
15:40Oh, shit.
15:41We're about to lose this thing before it even starts.
15:44Really good arms workout, though.
15:46Good, good, good.
15:47Okay, I got candy.
15:48What do I do with it?
15:49What do I do with it?
15:50There's something in there.
15:51Monkey.
15:52Banana.
15:53Get the banana.
15:55What is this?
15:56Yes, that's it.
15:58I don't know how good my team is doing compared to the other ones, but I feel like we're getting
16:03through this quick.
16:04That's it.
16:05Good, good.
16:06Now your blindfolded teammate must pin the pig's tail on Jackass Joel inside the designated circle.
16:12Then they must find the balloon with the face of the most recently eliminated villain, pop it, and bring you
16:18the set of instructions inside.
16:20You're going to pin the tail on the docket.
16:22Grab one of those tails to the right.
16:27Tiffany, hit that shit, man.
16:28Hit it like you mean it.
16:29Tiffany's having a really hard time with the pinata.
16:32Am I not strong?
16:34Like, this is really, like, fucking with me right now.
16:38Go to your right.
16:38You're going to feel some metal.
16:40There you go.
16:41Uh-huh.
16:41Uh-huh.
16:42Uh-huh.
16:44Uh-huh.
16:44What?
16:45Bring the thing over here.
16:46Bring it to me.
16:48Uh-uh.
16:48It can't be obvious that I'm sabotaging.
16:51Keep going.
16:51I'm trying.
16:52I mean, I'm never trying.
16:55Okay, go.
16:55Keep going straight.
16:56You're safe.
16:58I'm freaking out right now because the gold team is in the lead.
17:01We're losing, and I don't like to lose.
17:03Tiffany, rip that bitch down.
17:06Turn to the right.
17:07Turn around.
17:08Turn around.
17:08Turn around.
17:09No, Tom.
17:11Go straight.
17:12Go straight.
17:13Drea is refusing to look at me because she's looking at Tom, even though she doesn't know
17:16what he should do because she's not looking at me to get instructions through interpretive
17:21dance.
17:21It is a big old cluster.
17:24There it is.
17:24Uh-uh.
17:25The donkey.
17:26Uh-uh.
17:26The pig.
17:27Oh, shit.
17:28Go back.
17:29You've got to get the pig tail.
17:31Pick up a furry tail.
17:33Uh-huh.
17:34Okay.
17:36Green.
17:37The green one.
17:37Uh-uh.
17:38Whoa.
17:39Uh-uh.
17:40Nope.
17:42Yes.
17:42The pink one.
17:43You're wearing green.
17:45I can explain how the game of charades works.
17:47I doubt Ashley also could.
17:49What would you think if I'm going like this, and then she's saying green, and I say no,
17:55and then I point to you?
17:57I really have a feeling that Kate is, like, sabotaging me right now because she's stupid.
18:01I swear to God, I'm going to strangle this girl's neck.
18:04I'm not joking you.
18:05You're holding it with your left hand.
18:06You got it.
18:07Yeah, perfect.
18:08Okay, there's a real banana.
18:09Where?
18:10Feel down.
18:11Right in front of you.
18:12Yes, yes, yes.
18:13What does she mean?
18:14No, bring it over here.
18:15Right here.
18:15No, come here.
18:16This way.
18:17This way.
18:18Make sure you walk ridiculously.
18:21Oh.
18:23A little bit lower.
18:25That's good.
18:29Pop a balloon.
18:30Uh-huh.
18:30Pop a balloon.
18:32Uh-huh.
18:32Uh-huh.
18:33Uh-huh.
18:33Uh-huh.
18:34Uh-huh.
18:34Uh-huh.
18:34Uh-huh.
18:34Uh-huh.
18:35Uh-huh.
18:36Uh-huh.
18:36Uh-huh.
18:36Uh-huh.
18:36Low, hoops, wrists.
18:38With big tits?
18:39What do I do, guys?
18:41What do I do?
18:42What do I do?
18:43I would keep saying, what do I do?
18:45Four.
18:46Four.
18:46She needs to dance.
18:47Okay.
18:48No, no.
18:48Okay, go to your left.
18:50Pop one.
18:52Pop them.
18:53This one?
18:53Pop.
18:55That's what I said.
18:56He's popping.
18:56I don't know if Kate and Ashley have ever heard of the game charades, but surely they're not
19:01the top picks whenever their friends have game night.
19:03No more?
19:04No more?
19:05Still more.
19:05Thank God it wasn't Kate pantomiming because she doesn't have many expressions.
19:11Go to the right of the table.
19:12All the way to the right of the table.
19:13To the right.
19:13Right here?
19:14Grab the thing that's touching your ring finger.
19:16This?
19:16It's touching your ring finger on your right hand.
19:18With your right hand.
19:20Some of the directions are throwing me off a little bit.
19:22No, your ring finger.
19:24No, your left finger.
19:25Like what?
19:25On the ground, there's gonna be a clue of some kind.
19:29Go with the balloons on.
19:30Grab it.
19:31The one you're holding with your left hand.
19:33This one.
19:34The one with the face.
19:34This one.
19:35You need to find the one with the tip.
19:36Yes or no?
19:37No.
19:37You can tell me what to do and I will just do it.
19:40But you just gotta tell me what to do.
19:43I've never seen anybody do what Tom is doing right now.
19:46Keep feeling around for paper.
19:48Which one?
19:49Hold it up.
19:50That's a stick.
19:51Oh, one more.
19:52One more.
19:53It fell.
19:53What do I do?
19:54All three of us are way too competitive.
19:57Oh.
19:57Where are you pointing at the fucky-ducky?
20:00We needed a calm person.
20:02Do I have all of them?
20:04Do I have all of them?
20:05I don't know.
20:05Do I have all of them?
20:07Why would we put a psychopath.
20:11Speak to me.
20:12In blinds.
20:13I have no idea.
20:14Is this where the balloons are?
20:15Talk to me.
20:16This is a mess.
20:18Where is the fucking balloon guy?
20:20Where's the balloon?
20:21Keep feeling around.
20:23Now, hold on.
20:25You're gonna go get it back right there.
20:27Position yourself inside the hula hoop.
20:29Then your blindfolded teammate must locate the blue cup
20:32and hand it to you.
20:33Finally, they'll launch water balloons at the target
20:35from behind the throw line.
20:37First team to hit the target,
20:38emptying the bucket into your cup, wins.
20:41Come over here, Paul.
20:42You probably...
20:43No, Paul.
20:45You have to hit the cup.
20:45Get an orange cup.
20:46Try the second one.
20:47Go for it.
20:48That's an orange one.
20:49Hold it.
20:50The sky.
20:51That one.
20:52It's a larger solo cup.
20:53Now, you need to bring it over here
20:55to the girl with the ball gag.
20:57You guys are all doing great
20:58and don't look ridiculous at all.
21:00Guys, I'm literally fucking blind.
21:03I need some sort of fucking direction.
21:05Right there.
21:06You got it.
21:06Right there.
21:07Where?
21:08Right there.
21:08Right there.
21:09Move your left hand downward.
21:10You know, close enough.
21:12You need to pick up a balloon.
21:13Now you need to stand up and throw,
21:16and it's approximately out from your shoulders.
21:19Where is it?
21:20You need to go a little higher.
21:22Right there.
21:23You got it.
21:24Now to the right a little bit,
21:25but that height was good.
21:29Oh!
21:30We did it!
21:32We did it!
21:34That is it!
21:36Orange has won!
21:38Oh, God.
21:39Oh, shit.
21:40This is my version of sabotage,
21:42and we still won.
21:43What the fuck, man?
21:45I wanted to win this challenge so bad.
21:48It was so frustrating.
21:51I was fucking killing it.
21:53This fucking scroll.
21:58Congrats, Orange Team!
21:59You won!
22:01Want to know what you've won?
22:03Yeah.
22:04You've won the chance to compete in a second part
22:08to be our new supervillain.
22:11All right!
22:12No.
22:14What the fuck is going on right now?
22:16Are you fucking around?
22:18I am not fucking around.
22:20This is my luck.
22:22I win something, and what do I get?
22:24More physical activity.
22:26And if I lose,
22:27one of the two acts of evil people are supervillains.
22:30So there's a lot of pressure.
22:38Congrats, Orange Team!
22:40You've won the chance to do another challenge!
22:43Ugh!
22:45All three of you will now be blindfolded,
22:47deafened, and gagged.
22:49No.
22:50And put into the bounce house.
22:53You will try and find a trio of stuffed monkeys
22:57that are somewhere in the bounce house.
22:59First person to find the stuffed monkeys wins
23:02and is our new supervillain.
23:04This is a sick joke,
23:06or like some conspiracy against me.
23:08As soon as I think something's nice gonna happen,
23:10it just gets one big pile of shit dropped on top of it.
23:14Let's get suited up and put you in position.
23:17Man, this is something I never wanted to be doing with my life,
23:19but here we go.
23:20Your blindfold looks good.
23:22And also...
23:23I would like to point out the ball gag is unnecessary.
23:26Ready!
23:29Set!
23:30I don't know why I'm talking!
23:32You can't hear me taking the hulu coop!
23:34Go find some monkeys!
23:36Oh, my God.
23:36Go get them!
23:37Oh, my gosh!
23:38Oh, my gosh!
23:40She got it!
23:42Who got it?
23:43Who got it?
23:43She got it!
23:45They got it!
23:46Ashley.
23:48Johnny.
23:49Paul.
23:51I won, you fucking assholes.
23:54Eat shit.
23:56Kate has won.
23:58So, congratulations, Kate.
24:00Hi, man.
24:01Kate winning is honestly pretty much optimal for me and Tom.
24:05Then we can make the move we want to make without getting the blood on our hands.
24:09Kate, you are the super villain of the week.
24:12Congrats.
24:13Tomorrow, you're gonna leave the house for a very romantic reward.
24:18You don't have to bring the monkeys with you, but maybe it'll spice things up.
24:22What other two villains would you like to take with you?
24:26Um, may I please take...
24:29Drita?
24:31And may I also please take...
24:36Tom.
24:37I'm taking Drita and Tom on the reward challenge because it's Slim Pickens.
24:41Out of all the assholes in this house, they're the ones I'd like to get to know the most.
24:46So, Kate, Drita, and Tom will leave the house for a reward.
24:50And remember, your hit list nominations are just around the corner,
24:53so try to be charming and composed or sweaty and desperate and, uh, get out of here.
25:00Why would I try?
25:01I'm trying to lose and I'm still winning.
25:04Could you imagine if I was firing on all cylinders at all times?
25:09Just give me the money now.
25:10I'm gonna deflate this thing.
25:17Oh, it's so great to be back.
25:20All right.
25:21Oh, my God, the longest day ever in my whole entire life.
25:24Oh, my gosh, that was so much fun, y'all.
25:28Congratulations, Kate.
25:29Thanks, guys.
25:30Congrats, Kate.
25:32Dude, that was hilarious.
25:35Drita could not be happier.
25:38This is the time when the girls can actually take on the other side, which is mostly guys.
25:43You probably think it's me, but if there's anyone that could really throw a wrench in that program, it's Kate.
25:51Kate is gangsta in her own way.
25:53I might be a fighter, but she don't give a fuck.
25:58Yeah, we're fucked.
26:01Very obviously fucked.
26:03If Kate is really vengeful, she's gonna take out her revenge on me and Paul because we both had to
26:07sign off on her being thrown down on the hit list.
26:09It seems like this is just what's gonna happen.
26:12I think it's me.
26:13You think so?
26:15I think so.
26:17They've been wanting to throw three dudes up there if she's taking Tom on the reward.
26:21So this is what it feels like.
26:24I fancy myself a pretty decent chameleon, and I can figure out what people need from me, and I can
26:29figure out what motivates them in a game like this.
26:32Hey, Tyson.
26:33Yes?
26:33Do you mind if I borrow the supervillain room tomorrow?
26:36The suite is now yours for as long as you remain in the house.
26:40No.
26:40During the day?
26:41Have it as all you want.
26:42Okay, cool.
26:43And in these games, even if you feel safe-ish with whoever the supervillain's gonna be, you're not really 100
26:49% safe.
26:50Kate, I'm tapped out, baby.
26:52Me, too.
26:52I'm going to sleep.
26:53So I'm gonna hassle her just a teeny tiny bit.
26:57They were running so hard against you.
26:59Who?
27:00Just the three in that room.
27:02Yeah.
27:02And then I'll have Tom keep asking her if we're cool.
27:05Have good night.
27:06Sweet dreams.
27:10You want some drink?
27:11I'm going to get my sardines.
27:12I'm good.
27:13I'm so good.
27:14You want a water for tonight?
27:14Yeah, I would love a water bottle.
27:18You want a cupcake?
27:19They have cupcakes down there.
27:20God, the way people kiss the supervillain's ass, I never knew because I never did it.
27:25Is there a line?
27:26No, no.
27:27Are there more?
27:28I have big plans for my reign as supervillain, primarily to enjoy the groveling.
27:33Those shoes are sick.
27:34I literally just noticed them.
27:36Oh, thank you.
27:36Oh, there is a line.
27:37I might even spread some chaos and confusion in the house just because I can.
27:42They did not see this coming.
27:56You know what?
27:57I haven't had coffee in so long.
28:00Maybe I'll come downstairs and meet you.
28:01My back hurts.
28:03My neck hurts.
28:03And this is the worst I've possibly worked in my whole entire life.
28:06And I jump off a building to run up mountains for a living.
28:08I'm exhausted.
28:09I'm feeling a little weird this morning.
28:12I'm cold.
28:14And I've got some chills.
28:16But the boys keep my side of the house at like a cool 60 degrees Fahrenheit.
28:21So maybe I'm thinking I just need to go outside and get some sun.
28:24Do I look all right?
28:26That looks great.
28:28You always look cool though, Tom.
28:30You got the face for it.
28:31You just got a cool fucking face.
28:35I know I'm going down.
28:36For whatever Katie bumps her head today, it's like,
28:38Oh, I'm not taking Johnny anymore because I'm not going to do whatever the face I should do.
28:43Yeah, Katie.
28:43Oh my God.
28:44That would be fucking crazy.
28:46The way that you said it right there.
28:47Oh my God, that would be crazy.
28:48But I don't see that happening.
28:50That would be crazy.
28:51Everyone in the Orange Room, my Alliance members, me, Johnny,
28:54and Paul know that we're probably going to be on the hit list.
28:57I mean, there's really no way around it.
29:02Rule number one of being a super villain.
29:04Enjoy the benefits, but expend as little energy as possible.
29:08Yeah, it's going to work.
29:09It's going to work out great.
29:10One thing I've noticed in this house is in a group,
29:13people are less likely to say how they are really feeling.
29:16I think it's best to get some one-on-one time with people.
29:19So I came up with some villainous ideas.
29:22And then I had production execute it for me.
29:28They need to know not to F with me.
29:30So I need to go as mafia boss as possible.
29:34You know, I like that beanie on you.
29:36Thanks, bro.
29:36Looks good.
29:37I mean, I think I'm pretty cool with Kate,
29:39but I'm sure she doesn't feel great about last week,
29:42but I hope she can see that I was kind of...
29:44You were kind of secondhand.
29:46Well, not even.
29:47I didn't choose to be there.
29:49Yeah.
29:49I didn't want to make decisions.
29:50You know what I mean?
29:51But I kind of had to.
29:53Johnny is kind of a no-brainer here,
29:54but I'm not quite sure if I feel comfortable having Kate as super villain
29:59because I just co-right-hand super villain put her on the hit list.
30:04She seems a little bit more vengeful than anybody else.
30:07It is what it is.
30:09Yeah.
30:09Good luck, bro.
30:10Thanks, man.
30:11Appreciate it.
30:12I think Kate and I's connection is pretty strong.
30:15You know, we have our Bravo connection.
30:17There's definitely some trust there.
30:19We have something that nobody else does.
30:21I'm excited to just talk to her.
30:23I just want to see where her head's at.
30:27Villains, it's time for your reward.
30:29Head outside and happy sailing.
30:31You guys.
30:33I just want everyone to know I don't like the ocean or water, paint or anything.
30:37These rewards are fucking great.
30:39You have so much fun.
30:40What's up?
30:40Oh, my God.
30:42Look at you.
30:42How's it going?
30:43You look great.
30:44I'm going in the ocean.
30:45Okay.
30:45Have a nice life.
30:46I just watched a video of a guy getting eaten by a shark.
30:48It was great.
30:49We're going to play a fun little game.
30:50Put your feet in this bucket and feel how wet the cement is.
30:54And then just let me know when it starts to dry.
30:56It's called cement boots.
31:04All right, we're here.
31:06I'm excited.
31:07Me too.
31:10I see swan boats.
31:14This is going to be so fun.
31:15Hi.
31:15Hi.
31:15Welcome.
31:16Welcome to the Lake Balboa swan boats.
31:18I don't know if anybody knows this, but I have spent a little time on boats.
31:24Straight ahead.
31:25That's your boat.
31:25Awesome.
31:26Is there any kind of like alligators?
31:28No alligators.
31:29There's got to be something in this fucking thing.
31:31Like piranhas.
31:32Don't worry guys.
31:33I'm trained in marine safety.
31:35That's why I feel safe.
31:37All aboard.
31:38I am used to being with boats that are a little bit bigger, but you can still have fun with
31:42the small ones.
31:43Oh my God.
31:44Size doesn't matter.
31:45It's who you're with and how you use it.
31:48All right.
31:49I'm going to reverse.
31:50Take this out.
31:51Does it have a motor?
31:52Yeah, your life.
31:53No.
31:54Oh, is that it?
31:55Can you go any faster?
31:56No.
31:56Wow.
31:57How do you feel queen super villain?
31:59I feel so right.
32:02Who are you thinking of?
32:03Like you want to maybe put up there?
32:04Do you have an idea?
32:05I know you're not going to tell us, but do you have an idea?
32:07I do have an idea.
32:08I think it's totally fair to say Paul and Johnny because you did it to me.
32:13And the third one is what I want people to come in and have conversations about.
32:17Ultimately, I'm going to do whatever the hell I want.
32:19Yeah, you should.
32:19That's what I usually do.
32:23I'm so sick of putting on makeup.
32:24I know.
32:25Me too.
32:26I just want to be ugly in peace.
32:28Me too.
32:28Is that so much to ask for?
32:30I have no idea what's going on with my body right now.
32:32I've never had body aches like this in my life.
32:35Could it have been the dick party the other night that I get sick from the dick?
32:40Oh my God.
32:41That'll be the first time.
32:42I need to go put my face on and look like a decent human, I suppose.
32:46Fuck.
32:48Why can't we be ugly like the boys in this house?
32:50I would do anything to be a boy.
32:52My top candidates for the empty three spot are Ashley.
32:57There's one!
32:58Pop them!
32:58Pop them all!
32:58That's what I said!
32:59Who else do you think?
33:00Well, Tyson has said some things to me and it just seems like I can't trust him.
33:05I wish I could trust him.
33:07But last night, he came in my room and he was like,
33:08just so you know, they were really rooting against you.
33:12Let me tell you that Tyson is 100% fucking loyal like that too.
33:16To you.
33:17But I understand that.
33:18But you have me, you have him.
33:19But I appreciate that.
33:22Tyson's my boy and he's been nothing but on the up and up with me.
33:26And I'm being selfish, but I think it's better for Kate to nominate Johnny, Paul, Ashley,
33:32because that right there is going to completely break up that trio.
33:37If I tell you I'm voting somewhere, I'm fucking doing it.
33:40If I give you my word, and you will always have that with Tyson too.
33:43I went up to the...
33:45Because I'm...
33:46Because me and you...
33:47Well...
33:47Tyson's my main ally, so I don't want him put on the hit list.
33:51Well, he's at therapy.
33:52I think maybe after this.
33:54Yeah.
33:54Give him a chance.
33:58Are you guys getting nervous about the hit list?
34:01I feel confident.
34:02Yeah.
34:03I do think Kate is going to throw out two predictable people and one wild card.
34:08I do believe that.
34:09Yes.
34:10Predictable?
34:10Who could that be?
34:13I came here to win this money, not only for myself, but for my baby girl.
34:17I want to make sure my daughter never wants her needs for anything in her whole entire life.
34:20You know, I got a lot riding on this.
34:22Accomplishing something more than just winning a game show.
34:24I'm...
34:25I'm providing.
34:26I don't see why Kate would ever put me up there.
34:28Where is this coming from?
34:30Who revealed it?
34:31I'm trying to be an optimist.
34:31Good for you.
34:32Okay.
34:34Hello.
34:36We were sailing...
34:38Ahoy Maze.
34:39Okay.
34:39You were on a fucking yacht?
34:42Swans.
34:43Swans.
34:44Did y'all have a good time?
34:45Yeah.
34:45I'm going to go in there.
34:47If anybody wants to come chat about anything at all, you're just welcome to in about five minutes.
34:51In where?
34:52Where office from?
34:53As super villain, the last thing I want to do is be running around the house campaigning
34:58to people who have not treated me that great.
35:01You better switch them hips, Miss Kate.
35:03Oh, look how crazy that is of you.
35:05So, office hours while I'm in bed, and let's have fun with it.
35:09Oh, my goodness.
35:09Completely gangster.
35:10Petrified.
35:11This is terrifying.
35:23You don't think I'm a good villain?
35:25I'll show you a good villain.
35:27Take notes.
35:28Ashley?
35:29You can enter.
35:30I have brought you a little lubricant.
35:33That was very smart.
35:36I'm very proud of your performance yesterday.
35:39That's nice of you.
35:40Not only am I having to lower my standards to beg for Kate's forgiveness.
35:46I'm feeling so sick right now, and I'm not talking about just having to look at Kate.
35:50I feel like I'm going to vomit on her bed.
35:54Oh, my God.
35:56What?
35:57Are you okay?
35:58I'm sweating a little.
35:59Kate is on a huge power trip right now.
36:01I don't know who the hell she thinks she is.
36:06Whoa.
36:09I'm making a list, and I'm checking it twice.
36:12Much like Santa, but if you switch the T and the A and the N, it's like Satan.
36:17This has nothing to do with swaying her vote.
36:20Kate is just doing this to be a complete bitch.
36:23I have not made up my mind on who I'm putting on the hit list today, and I'd love your
36:27help.
36:27Let's start with brass tacks.
36:29Why should I not put you on the hit list?
36:30I think I have a lot to offer in this game.
36:32I didn't put you up for hit list the first time.
36:35If I am off this hit list, I will promise on my grandma's life you will not be put on.
36:38Everyone knows my grandma's one of my best friends.
36:40Honestly, I don't care.
36:41Okay.
36:42Well, Kate, you're a woman of standard.
36:45Um.
36:46A woman of society.
36:48I just think you're fucking funny.
36:50True.
36:51A woman who has circulated in the largest circles known to mankind.
36:57Um, and I just like your vibe.
37:00We're not going on vibes.
37:01You know that I adore you.
37:03Good answer.
37:04Kate, you were never in my sights.
37:05I was on the hit list that you were in charge of.
37:08You were.
37:08I was not in charge of it.
37:09You had advice.
37:10I did have advice.
37:12Look, I'm the obvious choice.
37:14I get it.
37:14But like, don't you think that's a little too obvious?
37:17I'm really not your competition.
37:19That's what I always say.
37:21When have I won a challenge?
37:22When have I been super villain?
37:24When have I won anything?
37:25Do I even know what's going on or where I am right now?
37:29Girl, I'm the least bit of threat here in this home.
37:31And honestly, I'm here for like, right?
37:35What does that mean?
37:36Oh, like the execution of certain individuals.
37:38Right.
37:39Yeah.
37:39I think Kate and I are good.
37:41And in this house, I will say I never feel confident.
37:45I just have to go with the flow.
37:47Hi.
37:47How's your day been?
37:48Good. How about yours?
37:49I had a lovely time with you.
37:50I did too.
37:51It was so fun.
37:51I had a great time.
37:52I know I'm safe.
37:54The people who should be most worried are Johnny, Paul, Ashley, and Tyson.
37:59I'm really thinking it's unfortunately going to be Tyson.
38:02I can win super villain and keep you off the hit list.
38:06Us laying low as a duo is the best strategy.
38:10Why did you say as a duo when you have a duo with Tom?
38:14Well, because right now I can go either direction.
38:17The other direction?
38:18You.
38:20If this is how Tyson treats Tom, who has his back, this just shows me I can't trust him.
38:27You're not in any kind of alliance with New York?
38:32No.
38:32You're someone that I feel like I want to align myself with.
38:36I will never put you up if I'm super villain.
38:38I will never vote for you to exit the house.
38:41That's a convenient time to tell me when I'm the super villain.
38:43Yeah.
38:49Fuck.
38:50It would have been so smooth going backwards that way.
38:53I exit the room feeling pretty good.
38:56I feel I've done the work socially and politically to be insulated.
39:02I know that you might have some resentment built up from the fact that I put you down for my
39:06nomination.
39:07But moving forward now that the numbers are thinning, I feel as if you would not be a target of
39:12mine.
39:12I'm not here to threaten you, but I'm here to say if I do come back, I can't offer you
39:17the same sanctuary.
39:18I feel like I'm already at rock bottom. I've already accepted that I'm going to be one of the nominees.
39:23So she doesn't have that much power and I'm ready for it. I'm a strong competitor.
39:27I feel like I can win the redemption challenge.
39:29That was a very bold statement.
39:33This is what I feel.
39:34I find Tyson to be an extreme challenger.
39:37And I think he's super smart.
39:39But if you were to ask me, I think he's...
39:41Running game.
39:42100%.
39:42Absolutely.
39:43If you want to ask me, I just want Tyson gone.
39:46That was my main goal since the day I walked in this house.
39:49I'm really good at reading people and Tyson is really good at not allowing people to read him.
39:55I really don't like that.
39:57Tom was asked to go with Johnny and then he was put out there.
40:01And he's like, fuck this.
40:03I got to jump over there and then team up with them.
40:05He needs us to get rid of who he wants to get rid of.
40:10So we're adopting Tom.
40:10But no one should be...
40:11Right.
40:12But I don't like how he's trusting Tyson.
40:15I think Tom trusted Tyson all the way and I think Tyson talked him over.
40:18Tyson is still a problem for me.
40:20I'm on the same page as you.
40:21Before the reward, my gut was going to be Paul, Johnny and Tyson.
40:28You need to be like Medusa and fucking really be vicious with them today.
40:34That's why you're cold as ice and you're the one that won and they're fucked.
40:37Honestly, I'm still not sure who I'm going to put up.
40:40It's between Johnny, Tyson, Paul and Ashley.
40:43And frankly, I want them all gone.
40:46Thank you so much.
40:46Well, okay.
40:47All right, princess.
40:48I have to do this now.
40:49I'll see you later.
40:51Thanks, Trita.
40:52Bye.
40:56How do you feel happy to talk to her?
41:00Did she say anything to you?
41:02She basically was just like, what information do you have to give me?
41:07But I don't have any.
41:08Yeah, me neither.
41:10You know what I mean?
41:11I was just like, you should put up Christine over me for sure.
41:16What did Kate say to you?
41:17She was like, what do you have to offer me?
41:22Tyson, he knows how to play these games.
41:25He has the experience.
41:26He's been very trustworthy so far.
41:29She's like, you and Tom have something?
41:30I was like, yeah.
41:31Comes from LA.
41:32She's like, okay, well, what can we do?
41:35I was like, yeah, we could all get there together.
41:37I feel like I'm learning from him.
41:39There's little Easter eggs that he plants, like, along the way, and I see them.
41:44She's like, well, what's your deal with New York?
41:46I was like, I just kept her off the hit list the first time.
41:49I can tell that he's taking us, and we are taking each other as far as we can.
41:54Why did you stay as a duo when you have a duo with Tom?
41:57Right now, I can go either direction.
41:59The other direction?
42:01You.
42:01It's like baseball, dude.
42:03Like, what are you going to do with the ball when it comes to you?
42:05I've been kind of thinking about that, so I've been, like, a little, like, in my head today.
42:09You really feel like you're getting sick?
42:12Oh, no, it's nothing.
42:13I've got some chills, but I am fine.
42:16Right now, I want to stay, and I'll never get sick.
42:37It's going to take a lot more than a little vomit to get me to quit.
42:41No.
42:43I think I'm going to try to sit inside for a second, Sadie.
42:52Hey, villains.
42:54Head through the bookcase for your hit list nominations.
42:57Okay.
42:59I think I cracked a couple smiles in that weird supervillain interrogation suite.
43:04But, um, Kate is a woman of very few words.
43:07Am I just a fucking mouse laying around the snake until it eats me for dinner?
43:13Probably.
43:24Hello, villains, and welcome back to the stronghold for your hit list nominations.
43:30Kate, you are the supervillain.
43:32Please take your throne.
43:41Kate, how are you feeling on a scale of indifference to meh?
43:46Eh.
43:47No.
43:48I'm so excited right now.
43:50This is my excited face.
43:52And I heard you held office hours like a villainous TA.
43:56How was that?
43:57Well, I did have a suggestion box.
44:01If you feel like giving me three options of who I should put on the list instead of you,
44:07I'm letting the people decide anonymously.
44:10And the only people that put in suggestions for who to nominate are the ones I'm nominating.
44:17What the fuck?
44:27I did have a suggestion box, and the only people that put in suggestions for who to nominate are the
44:36ones I'm nominating.
44:37And what's even more interesting is all their names were in there, which is weird.
44:42Since they were the only ones putting suggestions in, I don't know if they were voting for themselves.
44:46I don't know.
44:47You heard her.
44:47Anyone who jams something in Kate's box is getting nominated.
44:51Kate, you get to choose the three villains in danger of being banished.
44:55Who are you going to piss off first and why?
44:58My first hit list nominee.
45:01The reason I'm nominating them is because they've never once talked game with me.
45:06And if you're not talking game with me, you're probably playing the game against me.
45:11For that reason, I've nominated Johnny.
45:15You can put three names and give you better odds of staying off the hit list.
45:20Alrighty then.
45:21He did put me up, but this is not revenge.
45:24This is a receipt.
45:26Once you get super villain, the downfall is that you make enemies.
45:30And I did exactly that.
45:32I put Kate down.
45:32She came back with vengeance.
45:34Or as she says, receipts.
45:36It is what it is.
45:37Johnny, is there anything you'd like to say?
45:39I mean, I saw this coming.
45:40I told you that today.
45:42I'm kind of curious as to who put my name in the box, if what you're saying is true.
45:46I would never turn on my people.
45:50What's funny, New York?
45:51What's funny?
45:52A little bit of everything.
45:52Seeing you up there, finally, where you belong.
45:56Kate, who do you want to nominate next?
45:58My second nominee is Ashley.
46:04You can put three names.
46:05Okay.
46:07Put them in the box anonymously.
46:09Wait.
46:10I'm not afraid to go on the hit list, baby.
46:12I'm not afraid to compete.
46:13That's what I came here for.
46:14I think everybody needs to be reintroduced to who I really am.
46:17So I hope this is a very good competition.
46:19Anything you'd like to say?
46:20I don't know why you dislike me or what I've done to you.
46:23But I think the real reason is that maybe we're just very completely different.
46:27I'm very opening and nice to everyone.
46:29And you judge people because you worked on a rich boat one time.
46:33But I think she forgets she doesn't own the boats that she works on.
46:36Loosen your guard up around the house and have a good time.
46:40Try to smile once in a while.
46:41It will literally loosen your asshole a little bit.
46:43We have to move on.
46:46Okay, Kate.
46:47Who is your final hit list nomination and why?
46:51My third nominee does talk game with me.
46:55But has proven that the game he talks with me isn't always true.
47:01My third nominee is Paul.
47:06Go ahead.
47:07Do your three anonymous and I appreciate it.
47:09Lovely.
47:11Chalker.
47:12Why would you put me up as opposed to people that have never touched the hit list?
47:16You get to the end, what are your chances better at?
47:19Standing up next to another not so popular guy?
47:21Or standing up next to the fucking president of the school?
47:24You really want to go up against Tyson?
47:26I know I don't.
47:28Paul, is there anything you'd like to say?
47:30Yeah, a couple things.
47:31One, you didn't make it seem like it was an option to put the names in.
47:34So it seems a little bait-y to me.
47:37Second of all, how do you know that those things aren't true?
47:40I urge you to ask the questions at where you're getting your information
47:43because I don't think I've ever given you much of a reason not to believe me,
47:47but clearly enough of one to put me here.
47:49Well, I do want to point out, you guys, y'all were the only ones writing names.
47:53There were some other names, but y'all's names were in there each multiple times.
47:59I'm happy to clear up that confusion.
48:01I, um, put their names up there.
48:03I don't know why they would think that just because I sleep next to them that I owe them anything.
48:07I put down my roommates because I wanted to show the rest of the house, like, look, yeah, we're roommates.
48:12Obviously, we have camaraderie, but, like, when it boils down to it, we know that we have to take each
48:16other out.
48:16Well, there you have it, another profound exploration of the human condition here in the stronghold.
48:22Johnny, Paul, Ashley, you are on the hit list.
48:25When we return to this room, one of those three will be banished and lose out on their chance to
48:31win $200,000.
48:33Tomorrow, you'll compete to get removed from the hit list in our redemption challenge.
48:38But tonight, Sandoval will thrill you all with his performance of Llama Llama Red Pajama.
48:47He plays both characters. It's a tour de force, everyone.
48:50All right, you guys, get out of here.
48:53I'm really proud of Kate for after weeks that she has figured out that the three people who sleep in
48:59the same room together are working together.
49:02Check out the big brains on Kate over there.
49:05Thank you, my beautiful white lotus.
49:08After what Paul said, I trust him as far as I can throw him.
49:11Right now, Ashley and Paul, they're competition.
49:14Best thing they can do to help me win this game is to lay down, roll over, and shut up.
49:20Next, on House of Villains.
49:22My body has chills. I'm freezing cold. I'm also pouring sweat.
49:28I cannot sleep, so I go outside and I find a notebook.
49:33There's a clear list signed by Ashley, but Tom is in the middle, and I'm going to use it against
49:39you.
49:40All right, cheesedicks. Daddy's home.
49:43All right, Daddy.
49:46It's disgusting.
49:48Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
49:51It's time to fuck her up.
49:52All right, we're at home.
49:53Yeah, we have in the middle.
49:54I'm out of the house.
49:54Yeah.
49:54It's fatal.
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