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12:36شكرا
13:06didn't think she was a crazy mass of talent who I want to wear first.
13:11Oh you're going to make me cry.
13:16Smurf National Bank.
13:19Hey Sue can you score two more tickets for smoking me?
13:22Jackie this isn't a fish concert, okay, it's the met bomb.
13:26Come on, we're cool. I mean she's black and I do a podcast for my living room.
13:31To be clear Herbert saying you work too hard let me write you a check
13:34translates to be there for my morning cuddle
13:36and help me find my favorite toy.
13:38Oh, I know.
13:39Harry's all like,
13:40get out there, babe.
13:42You can do everything
13:43until one morning
13:44he doesn't have his everything bagel
13:46and then it's like,
13:47this house is falling apart.
13:48Hey, I'm really enjoying
13:50listening to your podcast
13:51Rich People's Problems.
13:52You know, you're lucky
13:53I'm loaded with pins and can't move
13:54because you don't want me
13:55to come over there.
13:55Lisa, where's your hot designer,
13:57Pierre Apollo?
13:57I want a selfie with him.
13:59Anthony, is everything alright?
14:01You are my date at Lisa's table.
14:03لا تنسيبني أريد مسجل من المشكلة في الناس
14:07كأني أحضر جسد بيبر جسد بيبر لغيره
14:09فهي لم تكن لحظة إليه
14:11من المشكلة في الحقومة
14:13و يمكن لغير مددطة أغرية
14:14و سألت منتعر بيشتك بشعب
14:18كلها أحضر إليه
14:18لا تنسيه يمكن أن يطلب المشكلة
14:19مالذي أحضر
14:20مميح أحضر
14:21أحضر الباب إنه
14:21حسنا سيشيه
14:23كتبت
14:24أنتعرف
14:31ممتعرفي
14:31ممتعرفي
14:32الممتعرفي
14:33أخذ أيضا.
14:34أم حاوة.
14:36مبالعينة لعبة.
14:37أحب مبالعينة.
14:50حسناً، نزيدًا لحظة لحظة لحظة لحظة لحظة لحظة لحظة لحظة لحظة.
14:56أم.
14:57سيئة مبالعينة.
14:59أمم.
14:59مبالعينة.
15:00مجرد مجرد أسفقه
15:02ان تصوير مجرد مجرد مجرد
15:03مجرد أسفقه
15:05سيدا يفعله يجبه بك
15:06مجرد؟
15:07لماذا؟
15:08لماذا يتبهونه؟
15:09لا، أحباً يا سيدا يحبت هذه الأشياء
15:12مجرد فقط
15:12فلوه كامل مجرد مجرد خطة
15:15ما عملي؟
15:16شيريو عودي أشياء
15:20أمني، أممثل فيصف تحديد؟
15:22إنه مجرد جداً؟
15:23أممك؟
15:23بعد شبت عitativeة كانت توجد في مربلين عدد، وينيه يترك خذ جداً
15:27التعييث عن البال، يمكنني انت ستكون إلي العاماً
15:31وأنتم في سورة. حيوة عدد فعاً
15:33لم يترك معكم بالحسب
15:35عاماً لمرة معناها.
15:36عليك أنتي تتبعون إنه
15:39في حيارة اوه ، أبدو، رياناوه
15:41، أبدو، بي، حيارة حيارة
15:46ستكون ما
15:47نحن لجزيدة امن من أنت
15:50تجربة هذا هو حاتي
17:02سيحيانا هل يترك هذا المودر؟
17:03نعم هذا ممتازي جيدا
17:05هذا يسرح لعله مكثر صحيحاً
17:07ويريد أن أعرف سيء فالفصول أو قلعنا
17:10خذتني أيضاً
17:11تنجني أبنى هذه المطلقة؟
17:14لنهي أبطر لديه المطلقة؟
17:15مطلقة كثيرة
17:18كل شيء يحصل على على حقًا
17:23تحديث عني القلعة
17:24تحديث هذا
17:25في الطريق في السلطة
17:28هذا يشي
17:28يا ، سيصد هؤلاء عني
17:30مراندا احييي
17:31لتشهي بريسات المشكلة
17:33ما يذهبت من يبرفع تحبان
17:35أميذتحت التخطير
17:37جميعا هكذا
17:38أدري السيدة
17:39وضع احيييييتي
17:41ما احيييتي?
17:42أحيييين؟
17:43حييييذ
17:45كيف حاولجي؟
17:46قريبا؟
17:50حييييييتي
17:52أحيييييتي
17:52أني تركييتي
17:55كمتلون حياة
17:58في نفس المشكلة
18:28And now we have sex every Thursday
18:29after the podcast
18:30Nice
18:31No it was
18:32until today
18:32He invited me to a roof party
18:34with his friends
18:35and I said yes
18:37And that's a bad thing?
18:39I don't want to take this
18:40to the roof
18:41In fact I don't want to take this
18:42to any other level
18:43I like this level
18:45Thursday sex
18:46after the podcast
18:48Right
18:48So why did you say yes
18:50to his invite?
18:51I'm pathologically polite
18:52Okay
18:53But some relationships
18:55are just about sex
18:56البحث احبه
18:58دائما احبه
18:59يسسعني
18:59سوك
19:00لكنك تسلح
19:01توكيف بالداخل
19:02و ليس واجه
19:03ذلك
19:03جسيل
19:05المهم هو
19:06مالذي
19:07ينمع
19:12شكرا
19:13شكرا
19:18شكرا
19:27حسناً..
19:30حسناً..
19:31ماذا حسناً..
19:32ماذا تحدثت لمدة حسناً؟
19:33نحن مهما عندما يكون هناك
19:38وقالنا بقي الآن وواتي لنقرب
19:39وإنني أجل ويقوم بالكامل
19:40أحسناً كثيراً
19:44ماذا؟
19:44تبعه قد يوميات؟
19:47تبعه قد يوميات
19:55نحنًا
19:56مرحبا
19:58سيكون هناك سنوات للمنزل
20:01أريدك أن تتعرفه
20:03مرحبا
20:05أريد ذلك
20:08مرحبا
20:10هذا مرحبا
20:14تقريبا؟
20:16تقريبا؟
20:16إنه مجموعة من هذا؟
20:19إنه مجموعة مجموعة؟
20:23إنه مجموعة جدا؟
20:26were you both?
20:27oh thank you my purse was exhausted
20:30well you know you said you wanted your relationship to move forward right?
20:34yes but this is like a sudden lurch forward
20:37I've never even been to his place, my choice
20:39but meeting his son will definitely get you closer
20:41I'd be meeting his son and his ex-wife, she's invited too
20:44so I'll get to see how close we'll stay after our divorce
20:47so you can't do both?
20:48oh it's a European lunch, it could take a month
20:50I mean if I go to the Met I'd have to be home with my glam squad by two-three
20:552.30؟
20:562.30؟
20:57I need a month
20:58You need two minutes
20:59Fuck
21:00I can't come
21:01There's just too much on the table
21:03I'm sorry Carrie
21:04Now you won't have someone gorgeous to go to the Met Mall with
21:07What about that gorgeous booty call guy Charlotte told me about?
21:10I never said booty call
21:11You have a booty call?
21:12It's not a booty call
21:13We work together
21:14So it's an actionable booty call?
21:17She isn't ready to let someone in in a significant way
21:21Where'd you get that from?
21:23That's your response?
21:26Okay, sorry, what is happening with you?
21:29I am having exit out of grief sex every Thursday with a very nice man
21:35He's nice
21:36Then he asked me to go out with his friends on a Tuesday and I felt like I had to
21:42say yes
21:43Just don't go
21:44Oh, okay, how?
21:46How do I tell him I don't want to go out on Tuesday without seeming like I see you next
21:50Tuesday?
21:50You're overthinking this man not that emotional just tell him you changed your mind he'll handle it
21:54Okay
21:55Last week I was down on my knees blowing this cute nurse practitioner and I feel a tap tap tap
22:01on my head
22:01I look up and he says he thought he was going to be into it but he changed his mind
22:05Oh my god
22:06What did you do next?
22:07No, oh my god, no drama
22:09I took up like a man
22:10I got up, got dressed, went home, ate a box of fiddle faddle and I'm fine
22:15Well, tap tap tap
22:17What does that mean?
22:18It means that due to circumstances beyond my control I have to take Harry to the Met Ball instead of
22:25you
22:25What?
22:26He already bought a top hat and he never got to go to his prom because he had Epstein Barr
22:30So I had Lyme disease for five months, did I throw you from a speeding car? No
22:35But we're married, I can't take my best gay friend over my husband
22:38Oh, okay, I didn't know you were on the Supreme Court
22:40All right, simmer down, simmer down
22:43You can be my plus one
22:45See, yes, yes, you can go with Carrie
22:48Well, I'll consider it
22:51Oh, thank you
23:00Bartender, I'll have what she's reading
23:03Such focus
23:05Must be absorbing
23:06Well, Skip Gates always is
23:08But since I'm on my second glass of Malbec, I'm having a hard time concentrating
23:13Well, you're finding your roots over a glass of wine, that's a challenge
23:18How was your dinner?
23:19It was wonderful
23:21I'd love to join you for dessert, but
23:24But?
23:26You're using your purse as a rampart
23:29Oh, okay
23:31Sorry
23:31I think there's a
23:33I'll put it right there
23:34There you go
23:36I'm Toussaint
23:37Yes, you are
23:41I'm Naya
23:42Naya
23:43Beautiful name
23:46Have you tried the molten chocolate cake here?
23:48It will make you see the face of God
23:52I believe it will
23:53And I do love chocolate
23:55But, uh...
23:57I want kind of a diet
23:59Oh
23:59I didn't know you had to give up chocolate once you got married
24:03You do
24:04Really?
24:05No wonder I'm still single
24:06I was too busy looking in these deep brown eyes
24:10I didn't talk to the ring
24:12My apologies
24:13I will make sure your, uh, fortress is secure
24:18Nice to meet you, Naya
24:27You good now?
24:29Yeah
24:29I'll have another mile back
24:31Oh, man
24:34I am so lazy in L.A.
24:37No one walks anywhere
24:38You know?
24:40It's like yesterday I took an Uber from my bathroom to my bedroom
24:43Yeah
24:44It was way too expensive
24:45And that is my time
24:50Thank you so much everybody
24:52You've been so great
24:52Thank you
24:55Hey!
24:56Hey!
24:58Hey!
24:59Che Dien, everybody
24:59Che Dien
25:00Yeah!
25:02Out here in L.A. filming their TV pilot
25:05Hey Che, any part for a white guy?
25:15You were so good
25:17Nope
25:18Don't, don't hug me
25:20What's wrong?
25:22I just, you surprised me
25:25I'm at work
25:26Yeah
25:29You were so good
25:49Hey!
25:50Hey Andre, turn on your FaceTime
25:52We're talking now, we don't need a FaceTime favor
25:54No, no we do
25:57I'm gonna FaceTime with you
25:59Because I'm gonna show you something that's not my face
26:04Turn it on
26:05Turn it on now
26:07What's up?
26:08Isn't it light there?
26:10I miss you, baby
26:11You know what else misses you?
26:14Not my face
26:17We're in those panties you like
26:19You know, the ones with the clit beads
26:20No, don't put the phone down there
26:22I'm gonna put it down there, baby
26:23Stop!
26:24I'm not alone
26:25What do you mean you're not alone?
26:28Who's there with you?
26:29Show me who's there
26:34Who the hell is that in a hat?
26:36It's not like that, Nye
26:38That's Heidi
26:40The backup singer
26:41I'm helping her write songs
26:42Oh, you're helping Heidi in a hat write songs in your hotel room?
26:46We're just writing songs
26:48And it's 9.30 here, we're fully dressed
26:51I wish I had known that we were allowed to write songs with other people
26:56Because tonight, I had the chance to write a song with a super fine man
27:03It's not like that
27:05Feels like it is
27:05And if right now was the song I was writing
27:08It would be a breakup song
27:10So goodbye Andre Rashad
27:13And Little Miss Hipster Heidi
27:23Fuck around and find out
27:28Coming!
27:30Hello
27:31Here we are
27:33That is a stunning kimono
27:35Oh, thank you
27:36My friend Stanford sent it to me from Japan
27:38Come in, come in
27:42I
27:43I
27:43Very exciting
27:45I'm not worried
27:46We can do this
27:47Not worried about what?
27:49What can we do?
27:50So, my seamstress has a stomach flu
27:53Oh no
27:53So, I had to use a new seamstress
27:55Oh
27:55And she also got the stomach flu
27:58There's a seamstress stomach flu?
28:00It is all over the city
28:01The seamstresses have the flu, but I got lattes, y'all
28:04But the cape is totally done
28:06Totally
28:07So, it's only the dress
28:10Okay, so what still needs to be done on the dress?
28:12Oh, the final fit work
28:15Oh my god
28:20Dude, that's too small
28:21I know that, bitch
28:23Um
28:24Now what?
28:25Um
28:26That new seamstress totally fucked this up
28:28Fucked it up
28:29But we have
28:30Six hours
28:31I can open up the back
28:34Yeah, pick it off
28:35Open it
28:37How?
28:55Can you check again?
28:57Jack, he's just sent the fuck back down
28:59I told you not to come out here again
29:01Makes me nervous
29:02Seriously?
29:03My bad
29:07Weird
29:09I smell Franklin from the old podcast
29:11That expensive man perfume he wears sometimes
29:14Yeah, he left his jacket here
29:18Why would Franklin's jacket be in your bedroom?
29:23Are you and Franklin dating?
29:24Is your date to this thing?
29:25That is so adorbs
29:27Said with no irony at all
29:28It's not adorbs
29:29We're not dating, we just hook up after the podcast
29:32So you're not taking him to this?
29:34No, it's not like that
29:35We're, um
29:36We're not a couple
29:39Does he know that?
29:40Cause men are dumb
29:42It's just sex
29:43Carrie Bradshaw
29:45The world has changed since you've been out there, okay?
29:47It's not alright to objectify people anymore
29:49Men have feelings too
29:51So to sum it up
29:54Men are dumb with feelings
29:56Exactly
29:57Gotcha
29:58Yeah
30:02How's it going?
30:04I still have four hours
30:05Yeah
30:13Oh
30:14The Coliseum
30:16Pretty
30:17The movies that look so cute
30:26I'm kind of learning my lines
30:26Um, I'm kind of learning my lines
30:29You're acting like, um
30:31You're acting like, um
30:32You're acting like
30:33You're acting like
30:33You're acting like
30:34You're acting like
30:36You're acting like
30:37Something is different
30:38You don't want me to hold you lately
30:42Is there something you're not telling me?
30:48Yeah
30:55Okay
30:56I, uh
30:58I have something that I've been
31:02Afraid to tell you
31:03Because of
31:05How you'll feel about me after
31:08Um
31:10Okay
31:13I'm on a diet
31:16What?
31:17Um
31:18The costume department said that
31:19My belly hangs over my jeans
31:21And that's
31:22That's why I keep
31:23Pushing your arms away
31:25I was afraid to tell you
31:26Because
31:26I don't want you to think of me
31:28This person
31:28Fuck
31:30God, after everything I've been through
31:32Let this bullshit still get to me
31:39Can I hold you?
31:55Can I tell you something that I was afraid to tell you?
31:59Mm-hmm
32:04I thought
32:06That you thought that our relationship was just sexual
32:09And I made a mistake coming to L.A. and taking it out of the bedroom
32:16No, it was about the jeans
32:19Jay
32:21You are the most beautiful person
32:25I have ever seen
32:26What do you mean?
32:33You know what?
32:35What?
32:37I am the most beautiful person you've ever seen
32:42So fuck TV
32:44Let's get a pizza
32:45Yeah
32:48But thin crust, right?
32:50You bet
32:55Hey, it's Carrie, you got a minute?
32:57Sure, what's up?
32:59Well, in case you were worried
33:01Um, you left your jacket here
33:04Oh, okay, well
33:05I'll pick it up when I get you on Tuesday
33:09Also, I've changed my mind about the bourbon roof party on Tuesday
33:14Is it the bourbon or the roof?
33:18It's the Tuesday
33:19I think I'm only ready for Thursdays with us
33:23Got it
33:25You're not ready to book a table at relationship place
33:29No, but I'm really happy with the takeout
33:33If you're okay with that
33:35Thursdays it is
33:35Okay, bye
33:43It's us!
33:47Yes
33:47That'd be hair and makeup
33:49How's it coming?
33:51Um...
33:52Do you have a bandaid?
33:54Uh-huh
33:56Oh my god
33:58I can't even imagine the headspace you have to get in to go to work everyday
34:01Yeah, my job is a lot of pressure
34:03But then soy is yours, right?
34:05Actually, I think real estate may be a little more stressful, Cyril
34:08You only risk your life deactivating explosives
34:10Whereas I have to take pretentious New Yorkers out to lunch
34:17Pickshot and I are going for a smoke
34:18Victoire, get the check
34:19And then we'll go to Brooklyn for baklavas
34:22Mm-hmm
34:23Hello?
34:24Experience Daniel?
34:25I'm not a fan of baklavas
34:27Or Brooklyn
34:30So Victoire
34:32When is the last time you saw each other?
34:34This morning, at home
34:36No, sorry, I meant that
34:37Yes, this morning at home
34:39He's still living in my house
34:41Oh!
34:47Oh, sorry
34:48Well, thank you
34:52Hi, Seema
34:54How's lunch?
34:55I'm coming
34:55He still lives with his ex-wife
34:57I may be 20 minutes late
34:59Oh, well, I may be a day late
35:02I'm having a bit of a dress issue
35:04Sorry about that
35:05No, no, no, it's okay
35:06It's okay
35:06I'll just, I'll keep you posted, okay?
35:08Okay, babe
35:11Don't get out, Rocco
35:12No time
35:15What's up, boss?
35:16Where are you going?
35:17To my home
35:19Which I don't live in with my ex-wife
35:20She has the top two floors
35:22I'm on the first
35:23Separate entrance?
35:25Well, this feels like a mess
35:26And I'm not missing the Met for a mess
35:28You're such an American
35:29Yes, I'm an American
35:31No secret there
35:33Seema!
35:39Hello, this is your male escort
35:41And I will be putting out
35:42Unfortunately, you will not
35:45What?
35:46Tap, tap, tap
35:47Seema's back in
35:48You gotta be fucking kidding me
35:51I'm sorry
35:51But she needs the Met more
35:54You'll get over it
35:56You're a man
35:56Says who?
35:58Says you
35:59You okay?
36:00When did my life become seventh grade gym class again?
36:03Don't have fun!
36:09Oh, that's hot as all get out
36:12I get so old
36:19Baby, your shoulders feel like iron
36:22What's going on up here?
36:24The avid crash when I was getting my makeup done
36:26And I lost all the work I did on my edit today
36:29That's what's going on up there
36:32Look, you are about to have a very big night
36:35Yeah
36:36And you're always doing everything
36:38For all of us
36:39Why don't you let me
36:41Do that thing
36:44That I do
36:46That relaxes you
36:47Sweetie, we don't have time
36:52Okay, fine
36:53But I'm ready from the waist up
36:55Nothing can get smeared or missed
36:58Cut it
36:59Only from the waist down
37:00Yeah
37:03And my editor's gonna send a new cut in like ten minutes
37:05I only need eight
37:07Have a seat
37:12I just feel like I should be double checking something
37:14Please, you're cutting into my eight
37:18Tighter, baby
37:20It won't go any tighter
37:21It has to! We've got to work on your upper body strength
37:25Rock, please, come help your sister
37:26I won't be party to upholding the patriarchy
37:29And the heteronormative standards of beauty
37:31I totally understand and applaud
37:33But just for today
37:34Come help your sister
37:36Take them!
37:38Take these
37:41These boots are kind of pinching me
37:43Welcome to fashion, Harry
37:44Ready, Rock?
37:46Ow!
37:46Oh, good!
37:48Good!
37:53What is with this train?
37:55This is crazy
37:56It's not crazy
37:58It's Valentino
38:02Where's the van?
38:04Where's the spinner?
38:05That's what I forgot
38:07To confirm the van
38:09Oh my god
38:10How could you forget that?
38:11Well, I was having an orgasm
38:13Which you said was for me
38:14But typically it was all about you
38:18Oh
38:18Now what?
38:20Back to me, of course
38:21I don't know, this can't fit in a cab
38:22There's no limos available
38:23So let's scoop this baby up and walk
38:26You wanna walk ten blocks?
38:28You had to have your eight minutes
38:30You can walk ten blocks
38:32It was worth it, baby, wasn't it?
38:33Because it was good
38:34You know it was good
38:35I don't know if it was walk to the Met
38:37Good, but it was good
38:40Okay, can you see it, Natalie?
38:42Who needs to see?
38:56Is fashion always this hot?
38:58Harry, stop kvetching
39:01Ay, and these boots are really gonna hurt
39:03Going up all those stairs
39:04Well, good news
39:06Those stairs are only for celebrities, not for us
39:09So, no one at work is gonna see me on TV?
39:12And where am I gonna get my picture with Rihanna?
39:14Honey, you probably won't
39:17What? So, no stairs, no Rihanna
39:20Why do you even wanna go to this thing in the first place?
39:22I have been asking myself that all week
39:24What does that mean?
39:29Vail Beauty, how about Vail Beast?
39:34I hope you're having the worst time in your life
39:36Anthony, I made a terrible mistake
39:38Please, please come with me
39:40I'm back in?
39:42Yes, if you'll have me
39:42How soon can you be ready?
39:44Yesterday
39:44Okay, great
39:45I'll pick you up in 20
39:46Okay, bye
39:48I'm going to the Met Ball!
39:52Oh, this is so great
39:54Sima, this is fantastic
39:55You look amazing, amor
39:57This is so beautiful
40:00Amore, I wanna take a little video
40:02Hi there
40:03Oh, Anna is going to love it
40:06This is so beautiful
40:08This is so beautiful
40:09This is so beautiful
40:10This is so beautiful
40:10This is so beautiful
40:10I love you all so much
40:12Guys, we killed it!
40:14Bye, ciao!
40:22Looks good, babe
40:23No, no it doesn't
40:24It's supposed to be fucking sickening tight
40:26to show off her kick-ass body
40:28You still have a half hour
40:29Jackie, this isn't some Cinderella shit
40:32This is my life
40:33There aren't any magic birds or fairies
40:34We were gonna pull this together
40:35So just shut the fuck up
40:36Please
40:40I think I need a smoke break
40:51Carrie, I'm...
40:52I'm so sorry
40:53No
40:53You can't wear this
40:55I mean, my career will be over before it even starts
40:57You must have something else fabulous to wear with my cape
41:02Wait, I...
41:04I can't just go to my closet and find a perfect dress to wear to something called Veiled Beauty
41:12I...
41:14Wait a minute, I'm...
41:18I might have something
41:22I don't know, maybe...
41:24I've only worn it once
41:27It's not the best memory
41:28She seems, but she is really...
41:36Shedelivered my life
41:37She is a woman
41:39She is a woman
41:40And she is like...
41:42And she just wins her hair
41:45And maybe everything will be prz simply
41:46But she is only so multiracial
41:47I don't know...
41:48She is only because the road's arms
41:48the danger
41:49You got angry
41:51For your obrig
41:51You got angry
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