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00:00نلطل من المترجم أن نريد النمائي
00:03المترجم لدربة المترجمه
00:08أهلا سوى
00:10إلا لاسلة لدينا لدينا كل الجميع
00:13مكتب
00:17أهلا أنت
00:19ناجحة تاميين
00:20أحسنت
00:23إلا إلا فتح إذا تبقى
00:55ونحن نجب أن نتعرف كم مرحباً.
01:00ربما سيكون جميع الأمور لديه عميزية؟
01:03لأنني أمشتنا للمشاهدة جميعاً.
01:06إذا كان هناك إطلاق لقيته لإصالحات مجلسة.
01:11لقد حصلت بعض الأمورية أيضاً.
01:14أجل.
01:19أموري رفضي نشطة جميعاً ويزترق أصبعييه؟
02:23سألت المرة أحيانا
02:26أحيانا
02:27أحيانا
02:27مجرد صورة مختلفة
02:31ويأتي جزء في السرعة
02:32مجرد صورة
02:33أحيانا
02:33أحيانا
02:35ومجرد أن هناك
02:40لن تتحدث باللغة بيبار برائل
02:43أسفل إليه
02:44فقط لن تتعلم
02:44إخباركي
02:45تحبت منه
02:46إخباركي
02:48Oh no
02:49I've known you both long enough to know that
02:51Back Me Up Riley is two seconds away from
02:53Shut Up Riley, who asked you?
02:57The point
02:57Wait for it
02:58Is to have fun
03:00And the fun is what I bring, okay
03:02How do you think I got elected team captain?
03:04Well you gave us free beer and ballots
03:06And said vote for me
03:09Oh my god, look at this
03:11Varsity lacrosse
03:12You and me front and center
03:14Which is fairly unfortunate for all the people in the back
03:18You two were on the same team?
03:20Well they didn't call her Rike Antor for nothing
03:22She was tougher
03:23And wider
03:24Than any guy on the field
03:26Hey, you wanna come play? Everyone's welcome
03:28Not really doing the sports thing anymore
03:31God
03:31This just feels like a different life
03:34Well, you athletes enjoy your afternoon
03:36I've gotta get to the rink and hit stuff with a stick
03:39For money
03:43Hey, we gotta get moving
03:44I need to go hit things with a stick for beer
03:50All right, brawlers
03:51I'd like to propose a little pre-game toast
03:53May we always remember that winning isn't everything
03:56But having a full keg is
03:57Game on!
04:00Hold up
04:01I think we have a couple pinch hitters
04:03Everyone, this is Riley
04:04And my daughter, Emma
04:06So if we're keeping score
04:07That's Wheeler 1-0 in the unplanned pregnancy game
04:11Hey, Tuck
04:12You wanna try some pop-ups while I get them settled?
04:13Oh, I'm good
04:14I already ate
04:18I meant
04:24I'm so glad you guys came down
04:25Yeah, I thought it'd be nice for Emma to see her daddy play
04:28You know, hit a few over the fence
04:29Clearly you've never seen me play
04:31Because that's not exactly what I'm known for
04:34Ben!
04:37Really?
04:39Glue on home plate?
04:41That's what I'm known for
04:48Lady in the locker room
04:51But don't feel any pressure to cover up
04:55Hi, cowboy
04:57Mom, what are you doing?
04:59Oh, hi, Danny
05:00I told you not to come see me here
05:02And I'm not
05:03I didn't even know you were here
05:05That's worse
05:06If my coach sees you, can
05:08Oh, damn it, there he is, Mom
05:09Please don't embarrass me
05:11Hey, Coach Hayes
05:12Wheeler
05:13Hi, Bonnie
05:14Hey, Hank
05:15I'm really sorry about
05:17Bonnie
05:19Hank
05:20I'm glad you're cool with this, Wheeler
05:22A lot of guys wouldn't be
05:24Wouldn't be what?
05:25Me, going out with your mom
05:30It takes him a minute
05:31You're going out with my mom?
05:34But he always gets there
05:36I was going to talk to you myself
05:38But Bonnie said she'd handle it
05:39And I handled it by not telling him
05:43See?
05:44Absolutely nothing embarrassing whatsoever
05:46Happy?
05:47Okay, no
05:48Bye-bye
05:48We should go
05:54You can't tell me you're actually okay with this
05:56I'm actually okay with this
05:59Well, your mom dating your coach
06:01Should make for some interesting pillow talk
06:03What?
06:04No pillows?
06:05How did there suddenly get to be pillows?
06:07They were just going to happy hour
06:09If I recall, the last girl you took to happy hour
06:12Got so happy, we got a noise complaint
06:17But that's different
06:18They wouldn't
06:20She's a mom!
06:22And Ben's a dad
06:23Hasn't slowed him down
06:26It would take a lot more than a baby
06:31That's it
06:32I can't think about this anymore
06:33I'm going to go work out
06:34Until even my brain is exhausted
06:36See you in 20
06:41Any progress?
06:42Well, if she could eat through her nose
06:44I'd say she's doing great
06:47Maybe
06:50Mystery solved
06:51She's a daddy's girl
06:57Tucker and the guy's already at the field
06:59I should finish feeding her
07:01Mom's going to be here soon
07:02Can you run my equipment down to the field for me?
07:04And take my mitt
07:05You'll have fun, I promise
07:09This weighed so much less
07:11When I weighed so much more
07:20You don't care about a shelf full of trophies, do you?
07:23Your daddy's still a winner in your eyes, right?
07:29I'll take that as a yes
07:34Hey ballers, sorry I'm so late
07:36We did it, we won
07:38At what?
07:41Softball
07:41First time ever
07:42But it was all Riley
07:43She was incredible
07:44Riley?
07:46Ben!
07:47Did you hear?
07:47Oh my god, you were right
07:48This was so fun
07:49These guys are awesome
07:50No, you're awesome
07:54Three home runs
07:55Three
07:56I think she even made the umpire cry
08:00Sounds like I missed a great game
08:03Oh, um
08:05One other minor thing you missed
08:09The guys voted Riley team captain
08:12What?
08:13How could they?
08:14Wait
08:16I thought the vote had to be unanimous
08:19I might have gotten caught up in the moment
08:22I thought
08:24Ben, I don't know what happened
08:31I do
08:33I was feeding my baby
08:34And you took over my team
08:37I'm sorry
08:38Okay, one minute I was picking up a glove
08:40And the next thing I knew
08:41Everyone was shouting
08:43You're amazing
08:46Okay
08:46First it started out as awesome
08:48And then, you know, it went to amazing
08:52Why are we even having this conversation?
08:54I'm obviously not going to do it
08:55Really?
08:56Because I heard you were amazing
09:01Ben
09:01No, it's okay
09:03The team seemed pretty happy
09:04Maybe
09:05It'd be a good thing
09:06If you took over for a while
09:07Are you sure?
09:09Because I really don't care
09:10One way or the other
09:11Yeah, I'm sure
09:12Oh my god
09:13Yes, thank you
09:14This is gonna be so much fun
09:15I forgot how much I miss playing
09:18The camaraderie
09:18The competition
09:19The chanting
09:20In your face, suckers
09:21Oh, I'm so excited
09:24When did you get home?
09:25Where'd you go?
09:26He behaved himself, right?
09:29Sure
09:30Let's go with that
09:34We just went out for some Italian food
09:36Italian food?
09:38Oh, we all know what that means
09:42No, we don't
09:42What does that mean?
09:44This is exactly what I was trying to avoid
09:46Honey, I think I should keep this part of my life private
09:50Private?
09:51In other words
09:52Just because he's your coach
09:53Don't expect to know when he scores
09:59Don't you have something better to do?
10:01No, not better than this
10:02No
10:05Okay
10:06Honey, I know that you don't want to hear this
10:09But I'm a woman
10:11And I have needs
10:14So make a list
10:14I'll get whatever you need right now
10:19So?
10:20We good?
10:21I'm captain
10:23Ben talked me into it
10:24Without even opening my mouth
10:27The only thing we haven't figured out yet
10:29Who's watching Emma on Saturday?
10:31Well, it's not gonna be me
10:32Hank invited me to lunch
10:33And I'm not canceling
10:34Our schedules are almost impossible to hook up
10:37She said hook up
10:38Okay
10:40I'll do it
10:41I'll watch Emma
10:42I'd hate for anyone to have to cancel their plans
10:44Well, thank you, Danny
10:46Problem solved
10:49Not yet
10:50But it will be
10:58Oh, honey
11:00Are you okay?
11:01No
11:02My tooth is throbbing like a jackhammer
11:04Well, I got here as soon as I could
11:06My hair, however, is 30 minutes away
11:09I didn't know who else to call to watch Emma
11:11Well, can I see it?
11:13Is your tooth cracked?
11:14Ow!
11:14Don't
11:15The dentist said he could see me right now
11:16I won't be long
11:17I promise
11:18Good, because I'm supposed to meet Hank in less than an hour
11:20Oh, is that today?
11:22Just go
11:24And remember
11:25Don't take home the giant toothbrush
11:27It's the bathroom key
11:31Thanks, Mom
11:35Sorry about your date, Hank
11:40Sorry, Tuck
11:41I can't make it to the game
11:42Why?
11:44Uh
11:45Jury duty
11:47But don't ask me the details
11:48I took an oath
11:49I shouldn't even be talking to you now
11:53Danny?
11:54Ben
11:55Please tell me that Emma's outside parking the car
11:57No, she
11:59Wait
12:00Aren't you supposed to be playing softball?
12:02No, I had to stay
12:03We're swamped
12:05Where's my baby?
12:07Relax
12:07Mom's got her
12:08Hank canceled or something
12:10Not real sure about the details
12:11Huh
12:13Well, maybe I should have just asked Hank
12:15Isn't that him?
12:16Oh, crap
12:17Hi, me
12:21What are you doing?
12:22Okay
12:23So maybe that story wasn't completely true
12:25But if Mom asks, they had to put me under for a root canal
12:30Unbelievable
12:30No, it's not
12:31They'll do it if you ask
12:34No, you
12:36How could you do this to Mom?
12:37She seems really happy
12:38Oh
12:39Like you care about other people's happiness
12:41How's Riley gonna feel when she finds out you quit because she took over?
12:44This isn't quitting
12:45It's not showing up and hoping she doesn't notice
12:48Dude, you're supposed to have her back
12:50Why do you think she stopped being
12:53Rygantor?
12:55She got tired of all the small planes buzzing around her head
12:58No
12:59She didn't think she'd ever have any friends
13:01That guys would never like her
13:03I'm just saying
13:04You did a good thing
13:05Don't screw it up now
13:06Hey, can I settle up?
13:10It's on the house
13:12Thanks
13:16You're right
13:18I'm being an idiot
13:19But so are you
13:21If it's not Hank, it's gonna be someone else
13:29Hey, can I get a bar menu down here?
13:32Thanks
13:36Hey, Mom
13:37I'm back
13:39Coach?
13:42Danny
13:42What are you doing here?
13:44In my robe
13:46It's not what it looks like
13:47Pretty sure that's my robe
13:50Hank, you ready to go in for round two?
13:52Ah
13:52It's exactly what it looks like
13:56Wheeler, calm down
13:57No
13:57I'm not gonna calm down
13:58Hank, I'll handle this
13:59Danny, calm down
14:01Maybe I should just get dressed
14:03And then we can
14:05Or I could just go
14:06Hank, no
14:07Hank, yes
14:08Honestly, Wheeler, listen
14:09If you would just give me two seconds
14:11One, two
14:13Danny
14:13Nothing was going on here
14:15I've heard that before
14:17I believe Dad called it wrestling
14:20Wait
14:21What happened to your tooth?
14:22Ow
14:23Other side
14:26You are unbelievable
14:28Do you know what went on here this afternoon?
14:31We babysat
14:32That's it
14:33But when we tried to feed Emma
14:35She flung mashed bananas
14:36All over everything we were wearing
14:38Oh yeah
14:39She hates those
14:40So you weren't
14:41Hooking up with a guy
14:42I barely knew
14:43While I'm supposed to be babysitting
14:45No
14:45Please
14:46I'm not grandma
14:49Now if you'll excuse me
14:51I still have banana in my bra
14:55So you really did
14:56No we didn't
15:00Strike one
15:02Hey up
15:03You got cable?
15:04Because we're watching the same game
15:08Hey
15:08So sorry I'm late again
15:09But I brought a little peace offering
15:11Okay it's the top of the ninth
15:12I really don't have time for a prank right now
15:14It's actually full of vodka
15:15So we drink it and then launch it
15:17There's a good chance we can clear the fence
15:19First time for everything
15:21Take a seat Wheeler
15:21With the rest of the ladies
15:23Hey
15:24Hey up
15:25Turn your ringer on
15:26Because you're missing your calls
15:29So how's it going?
15:31Are we winning?
15:31We want you back
15:32Please be our captain again
15:34What about Riley?
15:35Alright Tuck
15:36You're on deck
15:37Strike out again
15:37And you'll be licking the lines off the field
15:39Look alive people
15:43We already voted
15:44The job's yours
15:45But you have to fire her
15:52The last time I told Riley something she didn't want to hear
15:54She made me eat crayons
15:55I still tear up at the sight of burnt sienna
16:01Don't worry
16:02I've got your back okay
16:04Hey teammates
16:05Hi Riley
16:06Oh don't you look cute today
16:08Oh is that my phone?
16:13Hey
16:15So what's up?
16:15Everything okay?
16:17Yeah
16:18It's about the game
16:19Oh thank God
16:20I was worried I was going to have to bring it up
16:23Excuse me?
16:26I know it's your thing
16:28But you've got to rein in the crazy
16:31I'm kind of trying to do that right now
16:35I just think you need to take the game a little more seriously
16:38You're putting me in a really tough spot with the other guys
16:41Truth is
16:43I should have benched you
16:46You were going to bench me?
16:48Okay this just got a whole lot easier
16:51But I can't
16:52No I can't
16:55You're the reason I'm playing again
16:56And I missed it so much
16:59Thank you
17:01So what did you want to tell me?
17:04Just
17:06That you're doing a really great job
17:07Thanks
17:13Ding dong Riley's gone
17:14Ben's firing her right now
17:19What is this?
17:22The meaner version of what I was going to say
17:30Hey coach
17:31We talked
17:33I suppose you want your robe back
17:36It's not how it
17:41My mom told me about what happened
17:43I'm really sorry for overreacting like that
17:45No hard feelings
17:47Thanks for understanding
17:48And I totally promise to be better next time
17:51I really don't think there's going to be a next time
17:53Hey
17:54Don't blame her because I'm a jerk
17:56That's not you Wheeler
17:57To be honest
17:58I'm just not that into her
17:59Turns out
18:00She's not my type
18:03Not your type?
18:04Just a matter of taste
18:06So you don't like funny beautiful women
18:07Who are totally out of your league?
18:09Wheeler
18:09No
18:10That's my mom you're talking about
18:12And the one thing I know for sure
18:13Is that no one's smarter
18:15Or nicer
18:16Or more caring on this whole planet
18:17And any guy would be lucky to go out with her
18:20I'll go out with her
18:24Yeah
18:25In your dreams
18:34Hey
18:35Are you sure you feel safe coming so close?
18:40What if you put the bat down?
18:42What is the matter with me?
18:44Maybe you're just too smart and too beautiful
18:47Again still holding the bat
18:50You can change the outside all you want
18:52The inside?
18:54Not so much
18:57I couldn't do it
18:59I couldn't just have fun
19:01Winning is fun for you
19:03Oh my god
19:04I love it
19:05But what does that get me?
19:07A room full of trophies
19:08Nobody to share them with?
19:10Danny seems to have it figured out
19:13Well neither of us are your brother
19:16Yeah I think I've probably heard that one or two
19:19A hundred thousand times
19:21But he's not the brother I wanted to be like
19:26Truth
19:29I once made up this whole goofy victory dance
19:32So I could show people that I can be fun too
19:37I called it the Wheeler
19:39What happened?
19:41Somebody laughed and I decked them
19:44Truth?
19:47I was kind of looking forward to winning for a change
19:51Never really tried it before
19:55Well
19:55I think you and the brawlers can figure out
19:57How to do it without me
19:59Maybe
20:00But what fun would that be?
20:02Penn
20:02Nobody wants me
20:03It doesn't matter
20:04I want you
20:16I think we should probably run
20:17Yeah
20:21Go home
20:22We are on a roll
20:24All thanks to my lovely co-captain
20:27Riley even made up with the umpire
20:28Turns out he really does need new glasses
20:33Hey mom
20:34Come to help us celebrate?
20:35No more like hide out
20:36Honey you have to help me
20:37What's wrong?
20:38Mom
20:38What about this guy?
20:41I don't know honey
20:42The fear in his eyes is a bit of a turn off
20:45Maybe
20:47What about that guy over there?
20:48Hey you!
20:49Don't worry
20:50I'm gonna find a guy that makes you happy
20:51Okay
20:54He seems to be getting better
20:57Thanks for talking to him
20:58That's really
20:59Hey I know my boys work when I see it
21:02Like I always say
21:03Thank God
21:04For my Ben
21:05Do the wheeler
21:06Do the wheeler
21:07What is Riley doing?
21:09I believe it's called the wheeler
21:13Honey throw her a dollar
21:14Otherwise it's just sad
21:17Follow away Run, mo
21:34Go
21:35Go
21:35Go
21:35Go
21:36Go
21:36Go
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