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00:06This is Guess the Non-Virgin.
00:08Ooh.
00:09In front of us are six contestants who are all claiming to have had sex.
00:14However, only one of them has.
00:16So it's up to us to find out who that person is over various rounds.
00:21Right. Well, congrats on having sex, guys.
00:23Well, one of you, yeah.
00:24Only one of them has.
00:25Only one of them has.
00:26Only one has had sex.
00:27The first round is our intro.
00:28We're going to just find out their name and age,
00:30and then have to eliminate someone based on that.
00:33So, number one. Take it away.
00:36I'm Kai, and I'm 25 years old.
00:38Hi, okay.
00:39And you've had sex.
00:40Yes.
00:41Let's put a paper now.
00:42Number two.
00:42I'm Curtis, and I'm 21.
00:44Ooh.
00:45Good number.
00:46Jamie, 25.
00:48Okay.
00:49I'm Nathan Samuel, I'm 23.
00:5023.
00:52I'm Moise, I'm 23.
00:53Okay.
00:54Myself, Mango, I'm 25.
00:55How the fuck do we eliminate someone?
00:57How do we go over there?
00:58All right.
00:59All right.
01:00Mango.
01:01Mango.
01:02Mango.
01:03I would say no one looks like a virgin there.
01:06In my humble opinion.
01:07How do you look like a virgin?
01:08Surely, like, unless they're a child.
01:10I would say a virgin doesn't carry themselves with the aura
01:13that I'm seeing emanating over here.
01:15I'll be honest with you.
01:17Yeah.
01:23Number three, I'm looking at you, bro.
01:25Why?
01:27Why are you drawing him out?
01:29I think you're a virgin.
01:31Why?
01:31You know why?
01:32It's just the way you're standing.
01:35You're not really giving the aura of-
01:37Literally stood the exact same.
01:39Everyone has stood the exact same right now.
01:42Yeah, but I can feel his aura right now.
01:47Are you a virgin?
01:48No.
01:49Oh, interesting.
01:50I'm gonna say that though.
01:51Number two, are you a virgin?
01:52No.
01:53Oh.
01:53Yeah, let's go.
01:54Why are you getting red?
01:55It's just the light.
01:57Fair.
01:57That's fair, that's fair.
01:58Number six, are you a virgin?
01:59No.
02:02No.
02:02No, bro.
02:04No.
02:05Number one.
02:06No.
02:06Pot of paper's laying it down.
02:07Pot of paper's piping.
02:08We have to eliminate-
02:10It's hard to-
02:10This is the hardest round, right?
02:12Yeah.
02:13We'd have to just-
02:14Pop's out the gate to a vagina.
02:17Okay.
02:18I think we just have a vote right now.
02:19Yeah.
02:20Ethan.
02:21Fuck.
02:21Wait-
02:22You wanna go last?
02:23Yes, please.
02:23Okay.
02:24I'm gonna start Latin.
02:25Vic.
02:26Number two.
02:27Sorry if it's not you.
02:28The age is what we can go of.
02:30Theoretically-
02:3221.
02:33Is it you the youngest, Mick?
02:34I don't know.
02:35He's confident about that.
02:36He's like, yeah.
02:37Yeah, he stands on that.
02:37He's like, the 14 and it's done, mate.
02:41Number two.
02:42Harry.
02:42All right.
02:43I'm not gonna go off.
02:44Number four.
02:44I met you in the lobby.
02:45And I said hi to your mate.
02:47Yeah.
02:48So for that reason, you're getting my vote.
02:51I mean, obviously, there's nothing wrong with being a virgin.
02:55I lost my virginity at 19.
02:57No one asked.
02:58Yeah, thank you.
02:59Thanks.
03:08I was gonna vote six.
03:26Do it then.
03:27I'm voting six.
03:28Was it the nod that did you?
03:29Was it the nod that did you in?
03:30The body language.
03:31The nod and the name mango has got me.
03:34It's an L at the end though, he said.
03:35Well, that's not his full name.
03:36No, he said mango like the fruit.
03:37No, mango like Mandinga.
03:39Huh?
03:40Mandinga.
03:41Mango like Mandinga.
03:59It was the nod that did him in you.
04:06Yeah.
04:06It was the nod as you went.
04:07Sorry, number six.
04:08Man.
04:09All right.
04:10Well, round two.
04:11We are allowed to ask a couple of questions.
04:14Mainly about how they lost their virginity.
04:16Well, we can narrow it down here.
04:18There's only one shagga here.
04:19One shagga.
04:20Number three.
04:22Yeah.
04:23Are you being targeted?
04:24How do you make a woman orgasm?
04:26That's not the question.
04:28That's not the question.
04:28That's not the question.
04:29By the way, there's bare people that have had sex that don't know how to do that.
04:33You had to read the whole book.
04:35He's trying to find out.
04:36He's trying to find out.
04:37He's asking for help.
04:42How do you do that?
04:43I'm not going to lie.
04:44I'm a five second wonder, all right?
04:45So that's it.
04:46Oh.
04:47Five second wonder.
04:48Yeah.
04:48That's pretty good.
04:49We've all been there.
04:51Still there.
04:55Still there.
04:56I watched that anime, bro.
05:00Number one.
05:01How did you lose your virginity?
05:02What happened?
05:03Was it a nightclub?
05:04It happened there?
05:05At the nightclub?
05:05No.
05:06No, no, no, no, no.
05:07Met a girl in a smoking area.
05:09Hit it off.
05:10Bore a few drinks.
05:12Took her back to my place and...
05:13Do you smoke?
05:14Yes.
05:15Okay.
05:15So you're just being sly.
05:17That's actually a smart thing to do though.
05:18What?
05:19Camp the smoking area?
05:20Spawn camp room.
05:21Spawn camp room.
05:24That's insane.
05:26Well, he's camping B.
05:28Were you on top?
05:29I was on bottom.
05:30You was on bottom.
05:31That's fair.
05:32She wasn't A bottom.
05:32She was drunk.
05:33He wasn't A bottom.
05:34He was just on the bottom.
05:36She was riding you?
05:37Yeah.
05:38Big man's asking too many questions.
05:40We have to try and figure it out.
05:43Which way was she facing?
05:44I was shit-faced, bro.
05:45I don't fucking remember.
05:47No, wait.
05:47You don't remember?
05:48I don't remember which way she was facing.
05:50Nah.
05:51I remember my first.
05:53Everyone always remembers their first.
05:54That is a bit...
05:55It's a bit sussy.
05:56B was drunk though.
05:57You weren't drunk.
05:57I was.
05:59I was very drunk.
06:01It took me a while to get to help.
06:02Wait, you might have to stand in on a six mark.
06:05You just might have to go on six.
06:08So, mine's a bit of a weird one.
06:10I have issues with my blood sugar levels.
06:12Okay.
06:12And I had a seizure during my first time.
06:18Oh, fuck.
06:18I wanna laugh.
06:18Did she like think it was a seizure or a move?
06:21She didn't really know at first.
06:22She thought I was coming.
06:25That's what I was doing.
06:27That's what I was doing.
06:27That's what I was doing.
06:27That's what I was doing.
06:28That's what I was doing.
06:29Went on a bit too long.
06:30And yeah.
06:32She got off and she didn't know what to do.
06:33Were you okay?
06:34Wait, she actually got off from the seizure?
06:37No, no.
06:38She got off him.
06:39Oh!
06:41Not like...
06:41You weren't moving so fast that she got off.
06:43Yeah, do it again.
06:45Yeah, you got any more than these?
06:47Yo, this is great.
06:49Keep going.
06:49Cool, cool, cool, cool.
06:50How can I trigger that?
06:52But did it end there?
06:54Yes.
06:55Yes, it ended there.
06:55Where was it?
06:56Was it hers, yours?
06:57In her house.
06:58Wait, so did you climax?
07:00No.
07:00So then technically, he didn't have sex.
07:03No.
07:05Put JJ up there.
07:08Hang on, hang on.
07:08So if I put my penis in your bum, but I don't come.
07:11Yeah, you didn't do it.
07:12We didn't have sex.
07:12No.
07:13No.
07:14I can't laugh.
07:15That's the loophole.
07:16Yeah.
07:17What do you put it like that?
07:19All right, number three.
07:21I was a stag do.
07:22We would all dress up according to our height.
07:25I was a Oompa Loompa and shag somebody.
07:27No, man.
07:28No.
07:30You're not even that short.
07:33I think you see how tall you are.
07:34Mate, I'm 5'5".
07:36I'm happy with that.
07:36Bro, shut up.
07:38Considering you being what, six foot?
07:39Oompa Loompa?
07:40No, you're not an Oompa Loompa.
07:42That is not bad.
07:43I mean, I do have real plaits in my shoe, so.
07:45Were you the only Oompa Loompa or was like the stag?
07:48They were the stag, yeah.
07:49All of us were dressed up.
07:51So the main guy was Willy Wonka, so yeah.
07:52Okay, so explain the sex, number three.
07:57I was pissed at my mind more than anything else.
08:00I was just trying to find the right hole.
08:01I like enough I got lucky.
08:02One in three chances.
08:03You got lucky.
08:04One in three chances.
08:06Well, there's technically five holes.
08:08A lot of holes.
08:08Yeah, but I mean, in the one area you're hunting.
08:11Which hole did you put it in first?
08:12The front hole.
08:13The front hole?
08:14What the fuck?
08:15Wait, wait, wait.
08:17It's the front hole.
08:18No, no, no.
08:20JJ, you know what the front hole is.
08:21This guy has not had sex roles.
08:23I will say.
08:24It's hard.
08:25Like being dressed as an Oompa Loompa surely makes it more difficult.
08:29No, I think it'd be endearing.
08:30You reckon?
08:31Yeah, on a night out at 1am.
08:32You're like, oh.
08:32You're going for the Oompa Loompa, are you?
08:35How did she look?
08:36Fine as anything to be fair.
08:38Nice, blonde, beautiful, good looking.
08:40Where did you meet?
08:41Where did you meet as an Oompa Loompa?
08:44Well, it was then in Camden.
08:45Where?
08:46It's a club?
08:46Yeah.
08:47Oh, we got the full address.
08:48We got the drop on it.
08:49Okay.
08:49That's fine.
08:50Let's go for four.
08:50It was my neighbor's birthday party and I lived on the second floor.
08:54Her birthday was on the third floor.
08:55She had a friend come over and her friend looked like, looked exactly like the first girl
09:00I'd ever kissed.
09:03And one thing led to another.
09:04We were just talking and like three in the morning we hooked up.
09:08Wow.
09:09Wait, wait, wait, wait.
09:10He shagged.
09:11You hooked up?
09:12Oh, went the way.
09:14I don't know.
09:15It's a lie.
09:15It's a lie.
09:17I fucking smashed her to her pieces.
09:19She was getting fucked.
09:20I fucked her front hole.
09:22Oh God.
09:24That's an Oompa Loompa.
09:25No, explain.
09:26What does that mean?
09:31Well, that could be a mouth.
09:33You know what?
09:35That's a very good point.
09:36You're not wrong.
09:37You're not wrong.
09:38You're not wrong.
09:38You're not wrong.
09:38I can't.
09:39The story I think checks out.
09:41No.
09:43Every story checks out.
09:44No, no, no.
09:46It was the whole thing about like, it was the, the girl at the same as the girl he first
09:49kissed.
09:49Sometimes too many details though.
09:51I mean, you're lying.
09:51He's embellishing.
09:52So I'm missing this.
09:53So you, you were on the second floor.
09:55Yeah.
09:55The girl was on the third floor and she was having a party.
09:57So I live on the second floor.
09:59My neighbor who lives on the third floor.
10:00It was her birthday.
10:02So she was having a party.
10:04And I was invited.
10:05And she had a friend from school who happened to look very similar.
10:09She, it was like, she looked exactly like the girl who I'd first kissed, but she had braces.
10:14It was, that was like the only difference.
10:15This is his first love.
10:16He like, you know, he was bitten by her.
10:18This new one.
10:18Yeah.
10:19Well, and so you guys just hit it off.
10:21Yeah, dude.
10:22One thing after another.
10:23And they hooked up.
10:23You started kissing.
10:24Yeah.
10:25So she'd broken up with a guy two weeks ago.
10:27A rebound.
10:29Bang, bang, bang, bang.
10:31The best.
10:32Okay.
10:32Okay.
10:32It's good.
10:33We're getting a bit of detail now.
10:34How old were you when you had your first kiss?
10:36I was 17.
10:37Okay.
10:38That's okay.
10:39I was going to say, the girl looked like the girl with the first kiss.
10:43No, dude.
10:44No.
10:45Fuck, I'm on the wrong list here.
10:49Number five.
10:50I mean, I'm a bit autistic.
10:53Are we all, man?
10:55There was this girl who had a thing for autistic people, I guess.
10:58And we were in uni and she called me over for a movie.
11:02And yeah, I think we got to the interval.
11:04And that's when it happened.
11:05Wow.
11:06Nah, that's straight cut, man.
11:08Just get out of here, man.
11:10Straight cut.
11:11Shut up.
11:12What film has an interval when you're watching it on TV?
11:16We went halfway through the film.
11:18That's it.
11:18It was Netflix and chill time.
11:20What film was it?
11:21It was Manchester by the sea.
11:23What the fuck is that?
11:24Right.
11:25You fucked to Manchester by the sea.
11:27What is that?
11:27I don't know what it is.
11:29I don't know what it is.
11:30So why are you so shocked then?
11:32Oh, because it just sounds awful.
11:34So Casey Affleck made a film about like a father and like a son.
11:38And it's like a whole thing about how loss.
11:40Nah, he's a virgin.
11:43How does he know that?
11:46Simon, that film's won like bare Oscars.
11:51He's fucked you over there.
11:54He has mugged you, bro.
11:56It's not that I know.
11:56It's that you don't know it.
12:03Did you know what that film was?
12:04Manchester by the sea.
12:06Did you know what that film was?
12:06Manchester by the sea.
12:07Yeah.
12:07Did you know what that film was?
12:07One of them.
12:08Look, none of us knew what that film was.
12:10And we've all had sex.
12:10And we've all had sex.
12:11Yeah.
12:12Oh my God, look at that.
12:13Also 33 years old.
12:14There's a correlation.
12:15Right there.
12:16I am going to vote for Mr. Fronthole.
12:21Number three.
12:22The Fronthole has wiped me out.
12:24Number three.
12:25Toby.
12:26I'm going to vote for number four.
12:28I respect that.
12:29You got my back.
12:29Yeah, fuck you four.
12:31I vote four.
12:32I'm sticking with five.
12:33Oh, fucking four, bro.
12:35You're gone, man.
12:35Oh, shit.
12:39I'm going three just because I just can't see how dressed as an Oompa Loompa would be.
12:45So if it goes three, that ties the vote.
12:46I can split the vote by going three.
12:48You go three.
12:49Three.
12:49Okay.
12:50Which means, Josh, there's three votes for three, three votes for four.
12:54You're the only one who didn't vote for them, so it's up to you.
12:58I want to hear more about an Oompa Loompa fucking.
13:01So I'm going to go four.
13:05Farewell.
13:05Take care.
13:06We'll see you in a bit.
13:07I think he's in sex.
13:09I think he's in sex.
13:10He got his zinger in there.
13:11Yeah, I just want to hear.
13:13I only voted him out of spite.
13:14I didn't think people would back it.
13:16Round three is the sex doll.
13:19Oh, Jesus.
13:20Oh, no.
13:21So Ethan is about to pass them a doll.
13:24Oh, what have we done?
13:24What have we done?
13:24And we're going to be able to find out their favourite sex position.
13:27How's it come to this?
13:29Is that a sex doll?
13:30Who do you want to see if you know who I want to see?
13:32Number five.
13:34Let's see what you do, bro.
13:36I'm just basic like you, mate.
13:37So I just go missing out of the doggy.
13:39Oh!
13:40Yeah!
13:40Should I go as well?
13:41Wait, where's the dog?
13:43Oh!
13:43Go on.
13:44Do you want my point for it for you, mate?
13:45Show us the front.
13:46Yeah!
13:48Oh, she's not a cunt.
13:49Oh, yeah!
13:50Go for it.
13:51Oh, yeah!
13:52Yeah!
13:53One knee.
13:54One knee.
13:54I don't know why I'm looking at you, boss.
13:56I'm doing this.
13:56I do it for you, guys.
13:57Is this how you did your first time?
13:59Yeah.
14:00Nah.
14:01Wait, was it their favourite or their first time?
14:03Okay.
14:03I want to see what happened on the actual first of the night.
14:06I can't remember my career.
14:07I was pissed at the world.
14:08Okay, so that's your current favourite?
14:09The current at the moment, yes.
14:11The one leg up.
14:12Yeah, the take the knee.
14:12The take the knee.
14:13The take the knee.
14:15Take the knee.
14:15Take the knee.
14:17Last 10 respect.
14:18Last 10 respect.
14:20Yeah, I like that one.
14:21Yeah, let's go.
14:22Number one.
14:24All right.
14:25Why did you take so long, bro?
14:27Oh my fucking God.
14:28Yeah!
14:30Oh my goodness.
14:31Wait, wait.
14:32So this is the first time, yeah?
14:33Oh, my legs like that?
14:33No, no.
14:34No, no, no.
14:34It's my favourite one.
14:35Okay, show us the first time.
14:37Okay, okay, okay, okay.
14:39Okay.
14:40She's having a great time.
14:41She's having a great time.
14:42Bro got giddy whilst that was happening, by the way.
14:43And then the smile.
14:44Can you recreate the first time as well, please?
14:47Yeah, I guess.
14:47Yeah, there she goes.
14:49That is one of my worst positions, by the way.
14:52Yeah, but I'm a fat bastard.
14:53So I've only got-
14:54This is so funny.
14:54No, but as in like, it's better when she's facing you.
14:57Because then it doesn't feel like your dick is about to bend.
14:59All right.
15:00Number two, you're next, bro.
15:01What are you doing to her?
15:02I've got two favourites.
15:03Do you want to see both?
15:04Yeah.
15:05As long as it's not the seizure.
15:06The seizure.
15:07No, we can't see it.
15:08No, no, no.
15:13I haven't eaten yet.
15:14So the seizure might happen.
15:15Fuck, here we go.
15:16So she's on top.
15:17Yeah.
15:17She's going.
15:18Yeah.
15:19Oh shit.
15:20Oh yeah.
15:22I can see.
15:22I can see how.
15:24Are you okay?
15:26I can see.
15:26I can see how.
15:27That went on for longer.
15:28Damn.
15:29She has been like, fuck.
15:30He's enjoying it.
15:30Favourite.
15:31Yeah.
15:31Do you want to see both?
15:32This is for her mainly, but.
15:33Oh, for her.
15:34And then stick like a pillow under there.
15:36Oh.
15:37Oh.
15:37Oh yeah.
15:38Yeah.
15:38Yeah.
15:39He knows.
15:41He knows.
15:43He knows.
15:43The lip bite was kind of crazy though.
15:47This one's kind of mad, but.
15:49Trust.
15:50Trust.
15:52Can one of you come hold it?
15:53What's she doing to you?
15:54Suplex.
15:55Yeah.
15:55All right.
15:57Yeah.
15:58Respect.
15:59Fair enough.
15:59So you got pain.
16:00Yeah.
16:01Okay.
16:03That's a good cat pose.
16:05Sometimes I bark as well.
16:06Oh, it's a dog.
16:07Get him out of there, bro.
16:08I don't know.
16:09You know what?
16:10I like, I like.
16:10I don't know.
16:11I think that's.
16:12Overdoing it.
16:13I don't know.
16:14Or you're overdoing it a little bit too much.
16:16I think.
16:16Number five.
16:17It's your time, man.
16:19Oh yeah.
16:20And a head.
16:20DDT.
16:22One leg goes up.
16:24Yeah.
16:24And yeah.
16:25Oh no, no, no.
16:27Guys.
16:28Go for it then.
16:29He is.
16:29Yeah.
16:30It's from the behind.
16:31That's not.
16:32That's a good.
16:33I don't hate that.
16:34I've got my vote.
16:35I don't know.
16:36That's pretty neat, you know.
16:37She was sideways doing it.
16:39We've all given good cows there.
16:40I don't.
16:40Really guys?
16:41Which one of you?
16:42Oh, you on three again.
16:43No, no, no.
16:44You know what?
16:44You leave the box.
16:45Let's do what you're saying.
16:46Yeah.
16:46What are you saying?
16:47Who's like?
16:47Who goes next?
16:48Number five.
16:49You are a virgin.
16:53Why?
16:54You know why?
16:55First of all.
16:56What?
16:57That's your favourite position.
16:58Yeah.
16:59That's fair.
17:00Standing up.
17:01Leg up.
17:02He likes his guitar.
17:03Bro.
17:04Are you serious?
17:05He's playing a guitar, bro.
17:07Your favourite position.
17:09It's different.
17:10Nothing that's comfortable.
17:11Like, you're not going to be tired after.
17:13How long are you in that position for?
17:15Probably five minutes.
17:16Five minutes.
17:17That's a long five minutes.
17:18Just doing that was a leg up.
17:19Very false.
17:21Very false.
17:22Who are you?
17:23My votes are number five, man.
17:25Who do you want to see vote next?
17:26Vic.
17:26I'm going to vote for number two.
17:28Oh.
17:28Okay.
17:29I agree with what Simon said.
17:30Maybe over.
17:31Don't lie pegging.
17:33No.
17:33Definitely.
17:34Wait.
17:34I don't know.
17:37I don't know.
17:38I don't know.
17:39I've been cooked, bro.
17:46I'm going to vote two because I think he overdone it.
17:49And I reckon he TikToks like sex techniques.
17:52And he's seen the pill on tech.
17:54Because the pegging shit, I'm not coming on national television and doing that.
17:58It's good, man.
17:59Try it.
18:00It's a safe place for a safe place.
18:02I can't even look into that.
18:04No shame in it either.
18:05No shame in it.
18:05No shame in it.
18:06Can I vote?
18:07Yeah.
18:08That's only three.
18:09Josh.
18:10I'm going five.
18:12Still.
18:12Oh, well.
18:13Fuck.
18:13I was going to go five as well because I get your point about this.
18:17So who bought the vote?
18:17Me and you haven't voted.
18:18Well, I will go with Harry.
18:20Fuck you.
18:21I'm going with five.
18:22Yeah.
18:23I said I'm going to go five.
18:23So it's three for two and three for five.
18:25I'm going to get rid of number five.
18:27Oh.
18:27I'm sorry.
18:28But if that is your best position, that's impressive.
18:31Five minutes, by the way.
18:32Five minutes.
18:32He shells it down.
18:33Five minutes.
18:34You know what my favourite one is?
18:35Missionary, because it's easy.
18:38And it's fine.
18:38Of course it is for you.
18:38Of course it is.
18:39I'm going to eat it for you, mate.
18:40You're getting smoked.
18:43You started on me first, brother.
18:45Oh, okay.
18:46Get bothered, bro.
18:48Round four is the speed date.
18:50So before we go any further, let's all give a round of applause for Grace.
18:55Yay.
18:55Let's go Grace.
18:57Let's go Grace.
18:58Let's go Grace.
18:58Let's go Grace.
18:59So each of our contestants will have a two-minute speed date with Grace.
19:03Okay.
19:04And if the guys have had sex, this should be easy.
19:07Can Grace vote?
19:08We can take into account.
19:10Yeah, yeah.
19:10We can see.
19:10Yeah, yeah.
19:11So who do you want to see you go on a date first?
19:12Number three.
19:13I'm on to you.
19:15Sit down.
19:16Your two minutes starts now.
19:19Okay.
19:19Hi.
19:20Hi.
19:20How are you doing?
19:20You look amazing, by the way.
19:21Oh, are you stuttering already?
19:23Are you a bit nervous?
19:23I'm sorry.
19:24If a girl's like that, it gorge from front of me.
19:26I can't control it.
19:27Oh, okay.
19:28So let me just get straight to it then.
19:30What's your thoughts on double predation?
19:32Yeah, go for it, you know?
19:33Any hole's a goal, you know?
19:34Any hole's a goal?
19:35Go enjoy it.
19:35What hole are you going for first?
19:37Front hole.
19:37Probably the butt.
19:38The butt?
19:39Yeah.
19:39Okay, so what are you going to do with the butt?
19:41You know.
19:41Just straight in?
19:42Straight in.
19:43Really?
19:43So you're not going to leave it up nothing?
19:44Nah.
19:44You're just going to give us that much pain?
19:47You're going to leave me in pain like that?
19:52I don't know about that because normally with anal play,
19:55everyone knows that there's a bit of a strategy to it.
19:59Do you know what I mean?
20:00Do we need the two minutes?
20:01Nah, I don't know.
20:03I feel like it's been two minutes.
20:05Nah, he's cooking, he's cooking, he's cooking.
20:07I can do it to you.
20:08Yeah.
20:08Elsa, you like it up the butt.
20:09Yeah.
20:10So I can peg you.
20:11Look, take one look at me.
20:12Do I look like a dumb?
20:13No, I look like a sub.
20:14Whoa, fucking fair play.
20:17You like a sub?
20:18Elsa, you like being called good boy?
20:19Yeah, exactly.
20:19So would you get on your knees here and just give me a little kiss on my hand then?
20:22If that's the case?
20:23I mean...
20:23Go on then, do it.
20:24Go on then.
20:25If the lady asks, I insist.
20:26Go on then.
20:27If you're such a sub.
20:29Okay.
20:30I've got a foot fetish.
20:31Kiss my feet.
20:32Oh, I like it.
20:33I like it.
20:34Kiss my feet.
20:35I've got a good toilet.
20:36I'm going to say two minutes, yeah?
20:37Oh.
20:38Oh yeah.
20:39Would you suck on my toes on the first date?
20:40You survived.
20:41All right, time is up!
20:42No, no, no.
20:43You survived in two minutes.
20:44No, no, no, no.
20:47Well done.
20:48Well done.
20:48You survived.
20:49You survived.
20:50Well done.
20:50Well done.
20:51Well done.
20:53You know what?
20:54That is screaming extreme!
20:57Sorry, I'm just here to help out.
21:01He's here to do it Jon.
21:02I'm telling you.
21:03Bro didn't hesitate at all.
21:05He is a good little sub.
21:07Yeah, so what are you saying?
21:09Good to have a scene, he's a virgin.
21:10Good boy.
21:12JJ, we need stuff to compare it with.
21:14Yeah, who does it next?
21:15We need to see.
21:16Number two.
21:17Okay, you all right?
21:18I'm good.
21:18I'm scared he's gonna do this.
21:19Nah, he's a freak.
21:21Oh!
21:22I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
21:24It's all right, is it okay?
21:26I have blood pressure issues, so that was a-
21:28Your time's starting.
21:29What'd you do, what'd you do?
21:30What do I do?
21:31To work, yeah, come on.
21:32I am a spicy content creator,
21:34and I'm a stripper as well.
21:36How are you gonna take my clothes off?
21:37Just rip them off.
21:38Rip them off?
21:38Rip them off.
21:39Oh, yeah, damage the outfit.
21:41Rip them off.
21:42Rip them off.
21:42Rip them off.
21:43What are you ripping off first?
21:44The skirt, the trousers, the whatever you're wearing on the bottom.
21:48So I'm wearing skirts and trousers?
21:49No, I don't know what you're wearing.
21:51Okay.
21:51What are you wearing right now?
21:52Prada.
21:52Skirt?
21:53Yeah.
21:53Yeah?
21:54Stand up.
21:56Stand up.
21:57Okay, so if you want me to stand up,
21:59what are you going to do?
22:00Spin around.
22:01I think I'm going forwards.
22:02Okay, so anyways, if we're going in,
22:05okay, so you're not gonna just lift the skirt up
22:07with easy access, no?
22:09No.
22:09No?
22:10So what, are you a bit of a romantic then?
22:11So you're going to rip it off or you lift it up?
22:13What are you doing?
22:13We're ripping it off.
22:14Okay, so how are you going to please me?
22:15I've said that already.
22:16How are you going to please me?
22:17Is that time?
22:18Two in.
22:19Two in?
22:19Yeah, one on the clit.
22:20Show me what you do with those fingers, sorry.
22:22Let me just see the action.
22:24Okay, and then what would you do with the clit as well then?
22:26So your fingers are inside me.
22:27Rub it.
22:28Rub the clit.
22:29No, why are you laughing?
22:31Don't talk, don't talk, don't talk, don't talk.
22:34This is our date, focus on me, focus on me.
22:36I wish I wasn't here.
22:37Either, I'll come in with you here.
22:39Yeah.
22:39And we're gentle and we-
22:41Well, time's up.
22:42Time.
22:42You've run out of time.
22:43Time.
22:44You've run out of time.
22:45It's going so well.
22:46Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
22:50Sweating.
22:51It's warm in here, man.
22:52What?
22:53It's a tricky bit.
22:54It's on a side mansion.
22:55It's a tricky bit.
22:56Look at everyone here.
22:57No one out here is sweating.
22:58You're not doing anything.
22:59You just haven't gone on the floor and done this.
23:03Whoa.
23:03And the other one, the other one, the other one.
23:04Don't let him round, don't let him round.
23:06You're doing well, you're doing well.
23:07Shit, maybe you should be the stripper base.
23:09Oh, no, we're done.
23:09No, no, no, no.
23:12You can't shush me.
23:13Shush, me and Grace are chatting.
23:16Yeah, shut up.
23:17All right, number one, show us how it's done, man.
23:18Let's have some decor, man.
23:20Yeah, maybe.
23:21How's it going?
23:22I'm all right, thank you.
23:23How are you?
23:24Doing all right.
23:25It's a bit warm in here.
23:26OK, so what's your thoughts on an orgy?
23:28Whoa.
23:28Not for me personally, but fun to watch.
23:31OK, but say we're together for, like, four years, yeah,
23:34and you are catering to my dreams.
23:37I want an 18 people orgy.
23:39Got a bummer clerk.
23:40And I want you to watch.
23:41A cock?
23:42Oh, 18.
23:43Not on that cock team.
23:4418's my lucky number.
23:45You can't join in?
23:45No, he's got to watch as the cook.
23:47Do you know what a cook is?
23:48Yeah.
23:48What's a cook?
23:49Cook's where I sit and watch you fuck someone else.
23:51Oh, OK, OK, OK.
23:53So...
23:54I'm not like that.
23:55OK.
23:55Fine to do an orgy, but I'm part of the 18.
23:57OK, so what are you then doing to show those other guys,
24:00those other 17's what you're going to do with me,
24:02what you're going to do?
24:03Oh, fuck knows.
24:06I mean, OK, valid.
24:09My best.
24:12I mean, yeah, that's sweet.
24:13OK, cool.
24:14In a threesome, what positions are we doing?
24:16Eiffel Tower.
24:17OK.
24:18You on your knees between the two of us.
24:20If it's two guys, if it's two girls.
24:21Yeah.
24:22See, both of you on your knees in front of me.
24:24How are you going to please two girls at the same time?
24:26Fuck those.
24:28Do you know what?
24:31God loves a try.
24:32God does love a try.
24:32What's your thoughts on toys?
24:34You're not going to bring toys in with the two girls?
24:36Oh, absolutely, I will.
24:36OK, so what's your thought on having a dildo involved?
24:40Like, say, if I was wearing the strap
24:42and I didn't want you to use your dick,
24:43what are you going to do?
24:44Panic.
24:47Are you panicking right now?
24:51This was the most fall.
24:55All right, time done.
24:57I'm going to meet you.
24:58Yeah, I was going to meet you two.
25:00I don't know about you guys,
25:01but I'm happy to let Grace have the decision here.
25:05Oh, really?
25:05On who goes.
25:07Yeah, who goes?
25:08First off, do you think any of these three have had sex?
25:11Or have we already fucked up?
25:13No.
25:14No.
25:14So you think none of these have had sex?
25:16Who's most likely to have had sex?
25:17I mean, but then again,
25:18I can understand why they're a bit nervous.
25:20I can understand.
25:21I mean, it's quite vulgar things I've said.
25:23So who's most likely to have had sex out of these three?
25:28I think number two.
25:29Is most or least?
25:31I think he's a virgin.
25:33Like the least slightly.
25:34Okay.
25:35All right.
25:36Just because he's sweating a bit.
25:38And Janae, I feel like he's compensating for doing two.
25:42Yeah, it's a shush.
25:42Shush, okay.
25:43Shush is for us.
25:44It was a good shush though.
25:45I enjoyed the shush first.
25:46No, it wasn't.
25:48Bro, your time will come, I promise.
25:50His time is now.
25:52His time is now.
25:52Yeah, his time is now.
25:53Not when he'll lose his virginity.
25:54Oh.
25:55So we get rid of number two.
25:57Number two.
25:58Number two.
25:58Sorry.
26:00Shush, shush, shush.
26:01Shush, shush.
26:03Shush, shush.
26:05Shush, shush.
26:05JJ always shushes his nose.
26:08That's it.
26:09Okay, kiss, man.
26:10You're gonna get your sweat on your forehead.
26:12You might get into it.
26:14It might be a lucky day, mate.
26:17All right.
26:18Well.
26:19Oh, man.
26:20Thank you very much, Greg.
26:21Thank you so much for that.
26:22I'm so right, guys.
26:23Fantastic job.
26:26I don't know why number three's still here.
26:30Because you've made such a thing of it, we've kept him.
26:32Yeah, exactly.
26:33Well, I'm gonna tell you, like, he also said that he, you met the girl in the smokey area?
26:38Yeah.
26:38He was outside having a cigarette when I walked in.
26:41Oh, yeah.
26:41So the stories all line up.
26:43Oh, shit.
26:44Inside of Intel.
26:45That man was on her for fuck.
26:45Simon did detective work outside.
26:47Quick time.
26:48He didn't give a shit.
26:49Listen.
26:50That's a fuck dog myself.
26:53There was no hesitation.
26:54No hezi, bro.
26:55That was in his job.
26:56Straight from straight from.
26:56Because he's been waiting his whole life for that moment.
26:58Right.
26:59Well, round five is our final question.
27:00We each get one final question to ask.
27:02And then we will pick the person we think has had sex.
27:06So, does anyone have their question?
27:07You get one question to ask.
27:08Oh, bro.
27:09Shut up.
27:09One question to ask.
27:10Sit down.
27:11Sit down.
27:11I'm going.
27:12You only get one question.
27:13What?
27:13I'm asking?
27:15He's enjoying this video way too much.
27:17Oh, I get the fist.
27:18Yay.
27:18All right.
27:18Lube this all up.
27:20Where's...
27:22Yeah, he went straight in, bro.
27:23Yeah, he went straight in.
27:24And he's making eye contact with you.
27:26He's fucking your shit up.
27:26And he's making eye contact with you.
27:29Oh, yeah.
27:31Okay.
27:31Well, I...
27:32I wanted to ask.
27:34Oh, sorry.
27:34You said what I do.
27:35Oh, yeah.
27:35Just what you see a vagina instantly fist.
27:38I mean, if he's insisting on fisting, yes.
27:40Insisting on fisting.
27:41Yeah.
27:42You got bars.
27:43Where...
27:43Where...
27:43Where is the clip?
27:45In the middle.
27:46Right there.
27:47Yeah.
27:48Don't hate it.
27:49Okay.
27:50JJ, like what...
27:51Well, let's...
27:52Where is the clip?
27:54It's a bit more up here.
27:55It's a bit more up here.
27:56Central, but...
27:56JJ.
27:58I've...
27:58I think I know.
28:01So, it's like a...
28:02Was it like a...
28:03In the middle?
28:04Bro said the clip is in the middle.
28:05Right here?
28:08Oh, fair.
28:09Yeah, yeah, okay.
28:11I'm literally...
28:13You think you put it in the clip, maybe?
28:15Let's go around it and move around.
28:16I got a question.
28:17Okay, you two.
28:18What is your worst sexual experience, then?
28:21Oh, I remember when shagging this girl.
28:24Going all around.
28:27Going well.
28:28Sorry, sorry, sorry.
28:29Sorry.
28:29The door slowly creaks open.
28:31It's her mother.
28:32Oh.
28:32Yeah.
28:33She just came in to tell her that my nan died.
28:35Oh, shit.
28:36That's almost...
28:38Her mum came in to tell you...
28:40Yeah.
28:41That your nan died?
28:42Her parents were close with mine.
28:44No, I don't like any of that.
28:45Her mum came in to tell him that her...
28:48His nan died.
28:49She's friends with my mum.
28:50So she just told me about it.
28:51And I went, oh, okay, sweet.
28:52That is a bad experience.
28:53That is a bad experience.
28:53That's your question.
28:54So you're supposed to ask one that as well.
28:55Yeah.
28:56What's your worst?
28:57Stuck it in.
28:58Came in three seconds flat.
29:00Walked away in shame.
29:01Jesus.
29:02I believe everything he said.
29:03One pump man.
29:06You got a question?
29:08How old were you when you lost your virginity?
29:1021.
29:1120.
29:11Okay.
29:12How old are you now?
29:13I don't know.
29:13You can't ask questions now.
29:15You've done yours.
29:16Are you a bowcat?
29:18You're a bowcat?
29:19Are you a bowcat?
29:20No.
29:21You're not a bowcat?
29:21No.
29:22No, you're missing out, bro.
29:23Sometimes I think you ask questions just to say...
29:25Yeah, fuck it.
29:28Mine's a bit more like an action-based question.
29:30Oh, God.
29:31Oh, God.
29:31Can you both stand here, please?
29:33Face back to back?
29:34Yes, so one face that way, one face that way.
29:36Can you both reenact the form of going in your pocket,
29:41putting out a condom and putting it on?
29:51Bro's got bananas.
29:53He's got a balloon animal.
29:54He's got a balloon animal.
29:56You've got to make sure it's big enough.
29:58You know, you've got to make sure it's big enough.
29:59He's already finished.
29:59He's come.
30:02He's finished.
30:03He's finished.
30:04He's finished.
30:05He's finished.
30:05He's finished.
30:05He's finished.
30:05Go on.
30:07You were blowing.
30:08You were blowing.
30:10You were blowing.
30:11Yeah.
30:11Yeah, and then what?
30:13Yeah, and then...
30:15You just put it on.
30:16Yeah, you can go back.
30:17How do you put it on?
30:19Easy.
30:19Bloop.
30:20Bloop.
30:20Yeah.
30:21You just put it on.
30:22Yeah.
30:23You got it right.
30:24You got it right.
30:25You got it right.
30:25I don't know what your issue would mean, but chill, man.
30:32You're fucking broke.
30:33I respect that, yeah.
30:34Number three, I'll ask you first.
30:36Out of everyone on the line, like all six people,
30:38who do you think has had sex?
30:42Number one.
30:42Top Jagger.
30:43All right.
30:44Number one?
30:45Me.
30:45That's the right answer.
30:47Okay, cheers.
30:48Number three, why didn't you choose yourself?
30:50I don't know.
30:51I thought I'd boss him up.
30:52You know, dap him up.
30:53What's going on, bro?
30:54Yeah, you got it.
30:55What's going on?
30:56Top Jagger.
30:58Yeah.
30:59They already did, Joey.
31:01All right, we don't need...
31:03Do you want the other questions?
31:04No, I don't care.
31:06I don't have anything else to ask.
31:10One question.
31:10One question, bro.
31:11What brand of condoms do you guys buy?
31:14Jurex Ultra Thin.
31:16I wouldn't go with the same, yeah.
31:17Same.
31:17So far.
31:18How far is that?
31:19Of course he did.
31:21Remember, he said I've been correct.
31:22Black, ain't it?
31:23Black?
31:23Yeah.
31:23Red, bro.
31:24Red.
31:26My bad.
31:27I think it might be done.
31:28Like, we all agree one is the other.
31:30Yeah.
31:31One one.
31:31Okay.
31:32Could we bring back...
31:34The virgins.
31:35The rest of the cast.
31:37The contestant.
31:37The rest of the cast.
31:41Have we ever got this right?
31:43Never, ever.
31:43We've never got this right.
31:45We've never won this, ever.
31:45We've never won.
31:46We have all voted that number one is the Shaka.
31:49On the count of three, could the real Shaka please step forward?
31:53Three, two, one.
31:59Oh!
32:00Oh!
32:00Oh!
32:01Oh!
32:01Oh!
32:01No, no, no, no, no.
32:03Oh!
32:04No, he's about to step back.
32:04Oh!
32:07Oh!
32:09It's got to be.
32:10It's number one.
32:10Don't you dare, Mango.
32:11Mango, don't you dare.
32:13No!
32:14Mango just said so!
32:16No!
32:16He was going straight away!
32:18He was off the road!
32:19Mango!
32:21No!
32:22How do we...
32:23No fucking way.
32:24We actually got rid of him instantly.
32:25We're shit at this.
32:26We're so bad.
32:27We're shit at this.
32:29We're so bad.
32:29His name was Mango, bro.
32:30Why did we send him home?
32:32I don't know why he sent him home.
32:32No, he literally...
32:33No, because he nodded when he said no.
32:35When he sent you the virgin, he went, no.
32:36Oh!
32:37The thing is, if you look at everyone's trip,
32:39he has tripped out the best.
32:41No offense.
32:42Wait, but you...
32:43I feel like at least half the...
32:45What?
32:46Fuck, yeah.
32:47We're so bad.
32:48By the way, you've never had sex.
32:50He's a gooner.
32:50Focusing on my fucking career and education, bro.
32:52Come on, bro.
32:53Come on.
32:54I got time for that.
32:55No time for that.
32:56I love it.
32:57It don't take long.
32:59I know.
33:01So we literally...
33:02You're the only one that's had sex.
33:03We heard nothing about your sex life.
33:05That's mental.
33:06As it should be.
33:08Fair.
33:09Number two.
33:10I mean, I think it was pretty obvious.
33:11Yeah.
33:11I'm an actor.
33:12What did I say?
33:13You did actually.
33:14Do you actually have seizures with that whole thing?
33:16I used to.
33:17Not anymore.
33:17Let's go.
33:19Peace.
33:20Bye-bye.
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