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00:06this is voice imposter each round one of us is sat in the hot seat right now it's harry the
00:12rest
00:13of us are going to impersonate one of the sidemen the goal is to work out who's faking it and
00:18who
00:18the actual person is however we have a voice changer on so it's gonna be very hard for him
00:22let's spin the wheel to find out who we are right who's it gonna be with a impersonator i can't
00:27even
00:28really hear myself talk here oh no hello person one what's your favorite thing to do on the weekend
00:33be um with my girlfriend and my my wife and my cats uh person two what what do you uh
00:40well
00:40that's quite an obvious answer i don't think it's person one uh person two uh what um uh what is
00:46your favorite food to eat for you right okay i don't think it's person two he wouldn't say that
00:55about his wife there's no way riddle me this person three what how what how do you think
00:59you can improve your golf game copying harry it's kind of a josh answer i don't hate that as number
01:04three something he'd say all right person number four okay uh rap me rap me a lyric real quick
01:11okay nice uh number five let's go for
01:18four all right uh number five uh what is the weirdest thing you've ever put up your bum
01:26weirdest thing probably oh there's just so many things
01:35do you want a big thing or a small thing oh what's the let's say the biggest thing yeah
01:41biggest thing i think that's jj ah it's definitely not but uh i definitely put freya's dildo
01:55on my ass okay jj thank you for that one um number six what's the favorite cyber video you've ever
02:04um been a part of the planning the original holiday okay that's i just from the cadence that's
02:11gotta be ethan you can i think um so i'm stuck between three or four being josh three and four
02:17please just um no who was that no number three oh would you rather get stung by a a big
02:28a big
02:29stingy wasp or would you rather have to eat um a bit three tablespoons of hot sauce i would rather
02:37get stung by a big stinky walks okay thank you number three uh number four i'm gonna say a word
02:48you've got to say a word that rhymes with it okay let's go uh tree page spanner manor mammoth okay
02:53oh manor you said manor okay um okay number three um can you can you uh just sing a little
03:01song
03:01for me real quick twinkle twinkle little star okay i just don't think okay um honestly number four
03:12in my head sounds the most like just how josh talks but i don't know um number four um please
03:17uh
03:18what's what's your favorite car you've ever driven okay okay okay i'm actually really stuck
03:26between three or four here i think i'm gonna lock i'm gonna lock in number four i think i'm pretty
03:31sure dab on him no no no no no no you did really well with someone like the guest yeah
03:40you can like
03:40sort of tell yeah yeah like the cadence you can kind of tell yeah i tried to slow down how
03:45i was
03:46speaking oh fuck who have i got today oh there's six ethan's over there crazy ethan number one
03:54what's your favorite snack sure mate what did you say shut up okay all right that's josh
04:05okay ethan number two what's your favorite car what's your favorite car
04:12this is what i'm getting i'm getting okay all right ethan number two favorite car okay great
04:21ethan number three show up
04:26where's your favorite place to go on holiday shut up okay ethan number four what was your favorite
04:33subject in school english okay brexit brexit ethan number five what is your favorite thing to do with
04:43your daughter olive what's the okay all right um ethan number six what is your favorite thing about
04:52your partner what is your favorite side men channel
05:21Fine.
05:22Say again.
05:23My one.
05:24Oh, okay.
05:25Yeah.
05:26Fair.
05:27Ethan number two.
05:28What are your favorite trainers?
05:29I'm just happy to be here, mate.
05:34Okay.
05:34Ethan number three.
05:36What's your favorite brand to wear?
05:39You're not going to answer?
05:40Different side than clothing.
05:42That's pretty good.
05:43I'm ready to guess.
05:44I don't need to ask more questions.
05:46I'm guessing that Ethan is-
05:48No, no, no.
05:49Oh.
05:51Number six.
05:52Huh?
05:56What the fuck?
05:57What the fuck?
05:58What the fuck?
05:59You literally had Harry's stamina.
06:01No, no, no, no.
06:04I can see you in here.
06:06Oh, yeah.
06:09In that wheel.
06:10Fuck.
06:11This is going to be so hard.
06:13Harry.
06:13Oh, this is tough now because everyone's just going to copy the fucking gimmick thing of
06:17it.
06:19All right.
06:20Harry one.
06:20What is your favorite sport that you take part in as a hobby?
06:27I'd say, I love a bit of table tennis.
06:31No, table tennis.
06:33All right.
06:33Harry two.
06:35What is your favorite tea to have, like tea bag?
06:38Earl Grey.
06:40Earl Grey.
06:42Earl Grey.
06:42Yeah.
06:43All right.
06:45Harry three.
06:46What's your favorite holiday destination?
06:49Oh.
06:50Oh.
06:51Oh.
06:52Oh.
06:52Oh.
06:52Oh.
06:53Oh.
06:55You've caught me in the floor.
06:58Oh.
06:59That's a toughie.
07:01Oh.
07:01Oh.
07:05Oh.
07:06Oh.
07:09Oh.
07:12Oh.
07:12Okay.
07:12I'm gonna drop the mic.
07:13Drop the mic.
07:14Drop the mic, bro.
07:16Oh.
07:17Oh.
07:17Right.
07:19Harry four.
07:20Who's your favorite Chelsea player of all time?
07:24It's got to be Mound.
07:39Harry number five.
07:41What's your best night out in London?
07:43What are you asking that?
07:46I would say...
07:49Libertine.
07:51Libertine?
07:52The fuck off.
07:54Harry number six.
07:57If you were trapped in a burning building,
08:01which Sidemen would you hope was there to save you?
08:05Who?
08:07Actually, tell me.
08:09What?
08:10Okay.
08:11Alright.
08:13He's the arse man.
08:15Actually, I don't think I'm either doing one.
08:17Vic.
08:18Vic, okay.
08:21Harry number one.
08:22What's your favorite game to play?
08:24Oh.
08:25I do enjoy a spot of Mario Kart with my brother.
08:32Okay.
08:33Harry two.
08:35What's your best checkout in darts?
08:39It's got to be Mound.
08:46Harry three.
08:47What's your...
08:47What golf club do you like the most?
08:49Oh.
08:51There's just so many.
08:58Three irons.
08:59Three irons.
09:00Okay.
09:01Yeah.
09:01Harry four.
09:02Uh, if, if you was on a big wedge video and, and they said,
09:07Oh, you've got to do a scramble.
09:08Who would you least like to be on a scramble with?
09:10Definitely Mound.
09:11What?
09:13What?
09:16All right.
09:17Uh, Harry five.
09:19Um, what is your favorite, uh, English dish?
09:21Hmm.
09:24I reckon, uh, cheese on toast.
09:27Uh, cheese on toast.
09:32Yeah.
09:32All right.
09:32Uh, Harry, Harry six.
09:34If you was a playing paddle, who would you least like to be on a, uh, a duo with?
09:40Boaty mud.
09:41Sophie mud.
09:43On a paddle court.
09:45Yeah.
09:46Yeah.
09:47You don't see.
09:51I'm torn between five and six.
09:54It's, it's in one of those positions.
09:57Uh, I'll, I'll say Harry six.
10:00Ooh.
10:01Fuck.
10:04That was good.
10:05So close.
10:06You think Harry is trying to go paddle with Sophie mud?
10:09Oh my God.
10:10Let's get out.
10:10We'll spun.
10:13Please stop on Vic.
10:14All right.
10:15We've got six Vicks.
10:18Ooh.
10:19All right.
10:20Um, person number one.
10:22What's your favorite sex position?
10:24Or.
10:26Cow girl.
10:27No.
10:30You go.
10:32Cow girl.
10:34Two.
10:35How big's your woolly?
10:37Oh, the question.
10:38I actually think what woolly's, uh, quite big.
10:40Uh, my buddy, a few times with a, uh, protractor.
10:43And it came out about, uh, 14 inches.
10:48Protractor.
10:50Uh, three.
10:51Who's your favorite netball player?
10:58Mount.
11:01What the fuck do you say?
11:02Mason Mount.
11:06Number four.
11:07When is your birthday?
11:10Second of August.
11:12Ninety six.
11:14Oh.
11:15That's Toby, maybe.
11:17JJ ain't knowing that.
11:18Number five.
11:19Hello.
11:20Hello.
11:21If you could be inside any DJ, who would it be?
11:26I wouldn't choose to.
11:31However, Afrojack does excite me when we are together.
11:37As long as it's a cold ski slope.
11:42Number six.
11:43What is the longest time you spent on a toilet?
11:46Hours.
11:49Hours.
11:51Okay.
11:51I have no idea.
11:52Fuck.
11:53This is hard, actually.
11:53Number one.
11:54What is your favorite Minecraft block?
11:57Whoa.
12:03Why did you just go, whoa?
12:07I really love coal.
12:12Coal.
12:13Coal.
12:14Coal.
12:15Okay.
12:17Two.
12:18What is your favorite country to visit?
12:21You know me.
12:22I love to go to Canada.
12:26That could be Simon, maybe.
12:28Oh, I don't know.
12:29It's hard.
12:29Three.
12:30Yes.
12:31What is your favorite memory at the Simon house?
12:34You know what?
12:37Probably when I was quite piano.
12:44Fuck.
12:45What sideman?
12:46Come on, mate.
12:47What is it like?
12:48Toby.
12:49What sideman would you like at your bun the most?
12:52Harry.
12:52I think he'd be gentle with it.
12:57Five.
12:58Hello.
12:58Hello.
13:00Five.
13:01How spicy do you like it at Nando's?
13:03Hmm.
13:06Lemon and herb.
13:09But.
13:10I've recently gone for plain.
13:12Plain?
13:14By the way, I have no idea.
13:17I just ask questions and enjoy the answers.
13:19Six.
13:21What's?
13:23Six.
13:24Six.
13:26Whenever you're ready.
13:29Six.
13:30What's your favorite cheese?
13:32What?
13:32I have no idea what's going on.
13:34Cheese.
13:35I'm addicted to blue cheese.
13:38So you're a victim to blue cheese.
13:40Oh, no.
13:41You're addicted to blue cheese.
13:42Blue cheese.
13:42That's not Vic.
13:43Okay.
13:45One of the guys.
13:46It's one of the guys that goes.
13:47Every time.
13:48I'm going to go five.
13:50Fuck.
13:50Blue cheese.
13:51Blue cheese.
13:52Blue cheese.
13:53That one pretty good.
13:54Yeah.
13:55All right.
13:56Who are we getting?
13:57All right.
13:57I'm going to talk to six.
14:01JJ's.
14:02So, KSI number one.
14:03Hello.
14:04I know.
14:04What the hell?
14:05What would you do to me if we were alone?
14:09Or wouldn't you like to merge?
14:11Okay.
14:12I think that's either JJ or Toby.
14:16Number two.
14:17Why do you wear a bandana?
14:18I'm on by him.
14:20You know the answer.
14:22That was a good answer.
14:24You know.
14:24That sounded like him too.
14:26Number three.
14:28What's your favorite flavor of prime?
14:35Ice prop.
14:36What was all that noise at the start?
14:39What the fuck was that?
14:41Okay.
14:42KSI number four.
14:43Let's say Ethan booted one of your cats out a window.
14:48I don't know.
14:48What are you doing to him?
14:50That's a madness family.
14:53I top him off like 90.
14:59Okay.
15:01Number five.
15:03What is...
15:04Can you say something nice about Jake Paul?
15:06Plank him.
15:08What was that?
15:08Plank him.
15:10Plank him.
15:10Okay.
15:12Uh...
15:13Number six.
15:14If KSI didn't stand for knowledge, strength and integrity, what would it stand for?
15:20Cool.
15:21Sexy.
15:22Individual.
15:25Okay.
15:32Um...
15:33What was the K in that?
15:36Cool.
15:37Okay.
15:38Uh...
15:38Back to number one.
15:40Um...
15:41You have to pick between your chef, driver and assistant.
15:47Fuck.
15:48You can only keep one.
15:49I'm keeping my driver, man.
15:52Okay.
15:53Number two.
15:54How's I hate driving?
15:55Who would you sleep with out of the Sidemen?
15:59Oh, man.
16:01Things get in yours.
16:09Number three.
16:11Which is your favorite Sidemen channel and why?
16:14Oh...
16:15Reacts.
16:20Okay.
16:21Uh...
16:22And why?
16:23Uh...
16:23Just love it, man.
16:24No.
16:27Okay.
16:28Number four.
16:29Do you think...
16:30How many of the Sidemen could you beat up in a fight at once?
16:34They're nothing to me, G.
16:37Kind of dev.
16:39I want to say that that's Josh.
16:42But I don't know.
16:43Um...
16:44Number five.
16:45What's the best thing you've ever bought?
16:47The homeboy car.
16:52Probably.
16:55My...
16:55Uh...
16:56Lamborghini.
16:59Lamborghini.
17:00Bitch, I know you see me.
17:03I get it.
17:04I get it.
17:04I get it.
17:04I get it.
17:05Pussy wrath clock.
17:07I think that's Ethan.
17:10Um...
17:11Number six.
17:11What is your favorite slang word?
17:14Dunno.
17:17Okay.
17:19Um...
17:20Uh...
17:20First round I was on one or two.
17:22That round I was on two or three.
17:24So I'm just going to go for number two.
17:26I've got to go for it.
17:31Fuck!
17:31Yeah!
17:33He said five to eight more!
17:35He said five to eight more!
17:35He said five to eight more!
17:36He said five to eight more!
17:36He topped him up the hill.
17:40We are playing Spotless Simon.
17:43Simon number one.
17:45What is the best video that we've done together?
17:49Original crossbar challenge.
17:51Interesting.
17:52Okay.
17:52Simon number two.
17:54What is your biggest weakness in football?
17:58That I'm too good.
18:01Okay.
18:02Okay.
18:03That could be Simon, you know.
18:06Simon number three.
18:08Which of the sidemen has the most slappable face?
18:12Hmm...
18:13Ethan.
18:15That sounds like Josh.
18:19Simon number four.
18:20Where did we shoot our first football collaboration together?
18:26Bexley Heath.
18:28For good try.
18:31That's giving me Harry vibes and I don't know why.
18:36Simon number five.
18:37What has been your favourite hairstyle that you've had?
18:41Okay, JJ.
18:44The...
18:45The foe.
18:46Ooh.
18:48That's now making me think Ethan.
18:52Simon number six.
18:54What have you spent the most money on that isn't a car or a house?
18:59Black people.
19:01Okay, I think I've found JJ.
19:03That's it.
19:13Assignment number six.
19:14What's your favourite thing about KSI?
19:17His sweet black...
19:19Can you say that again, please?
19:21His sweet black ass hole.
19:25Okay.
19:26I can see right inside it.
19:29I saw it twinge.
19:32oh thank you simon number five what was the best day of your life
19:37ah you'd expect me to say my child however it's when i did the inflatable series
20:02simon number four what is josh's best golfing attribute is drive home
20:13that's harry that has to be harry simon number three what is the best present you ever got
20:19when ksi stuck up my bum okay all right that's josh it was really nice that's enough josh thank you
20:35simon number two no i'm still going
20:42i'm back again simon number two what is your favorite food probably
20:52ksr's awesome okay
20:56num num no
21:02simon number one other than football what's your favorite sport to play
21:08running ring frowned little gimps like you
21:13i think i could tell you which one every single one of them is i think i think vicky's one
21:20i think
21:21simon's two i think josh is three i think harry's four ethan's five and jj's six
21:35okay so i'm gonna be doing toby and we're not doing him it's all right there's six toby's
21:42that are there toby number one say the n word
21:50all right that's got me toby that's got me toby there's no way okay wait toby number two say the
22:01n
22:04word okay now i'm stuck all right i'm just gonna ask normal questions now uh number three uh
22:12which out of the sidemen's asshole would you lick
22:34what is your favorite football team many nights it would you do okay
22:48who do you want to win the league this season not arsenal
22:55what okay uh number six uh uh what is your favorite position sexual position please
23:07okay so i'm i'm cooked all right all right in this round no one's allowed to say the n
23:16word toby number one what is the weirdest thing you've wanked to oh you know me
23:27what i don't know you like that what the fuck air forces
23:42okay uh number two toby number two oh my god what is your favorite food
23:49you know me
23:51oh yes of course oh man this is hard toby number three what is your next video
24:02video on your channel ah you know me
24:06why are you saying that not posted anymore you've you've just stopped nah it's dead
24:16uh i don't even know if toby would say that uh i guess he would he wouldn't he wouldn't say
24:21that he wouldn't say his channel's dead um okay toby number four
24:26uh i want you just to laugh
24:30hee hee hee hee hee hee hee what the fuck is that
24:39Okay, that's Josh.
24:42Yeah, that's definitely Josh.
24:46Is it you know me?
24:50Toby number five.
24:53Where's the weirdest place you've taken a dump?
24:59I did it in the courtyard of the Halo Tower.
25:07Do you know me?
25:12Toby number six.
25:15Favorite sweet.
25:17You know me.
25:21I love Harry Boateng-fastics.
25:25Okay.
25:27Dipped in vinegar.
25:31Dipped in vinegar.
25:33Okay.
25:34What did you call me?
25:36Oh, okay.
25:38All right.
25:41There's something about Toby number two that's screaming to me.
25:46Toby number two.
25:48How many fingers have you put up your ass?
25:51Do you know me?
25:53Yes.
25:54All of them.
25:57All right, Toby wouldn't say that.
25:58All right, Toby number three.
26:00Have you ever picked your nose?
26:02Oh, you know me.
26:05Oh, obsessed.
26:06All of them.
26:09All of them?
26:10With salt and vinegar crisps.
26:13Okay.
26:16All right.
26:17What do you call me?
26:21Oh, man, I have no clue.
26:23All right.
26:23Do you not know me?
26:24I'm going to say it's Toby number two.
26:26You don't know me.
26:32Mate, that is awful.
26:35I hate that so much.
26:37There it is, ladies and gentlemen.
26:39Boys are watching the game.
26:40That's so fun, though.
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