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01:30Oh God, I don't want to go back to work.
01:32You and Miles aren't going to have too much fun without me, are you?
01:34My maternity leave is going to be spent watching a window like Bravo and learning the choreography.
01:40What the?
01:44I don't like that one bit.
01:50Strolls over.
01:56Are you sure that house is empty?
01:58Yeah, very.
01:59All right.
02:01All right.
02:42When I wake up in the morning, love
02:47And the sunlight hurts my eyes
02:52And something without warning, love
02:57That's heavy on my mind
03:01Then I look at you
03:05And the world's alright with me
03:11Just one look at you
03:15And I know it's gonna be
03:18Shit, shit, shit
03:21Wait, wait!
03:26Stop! Stop! Don't leave me with these diapers
03:29I forgot
03:38Nice to see you
03:40Back on Asheville Place
03:45Why you don't
03:46You don't remember me?
03:50Sorry
03:51I've never been good at remembering faces
03:53That's alright
03:54Yeah, I always liked this street
03:56You hear the thing about cul-de-sacs?
03:59There's only one way out!
04:03Have a great day, Robert
04:08Bye now
04:23You're okay?
04:25The things I do for you
04:30My woman here
04:42Do you want me to stay?
04:44I can call Nina
04:45Tell her I need another week
04:47What are we watching?
04:49How long has that house been empty?
04:5120 years
04:51Give or take
04:54You don't think that's weird?
04:56Not really
04:56I'm sure they've got a good reason
04:57For hanging on to it
04:58So there's a they
04:59Who's the they?
05:00You know, whoever owns it
05:02Okay, Shrug Knight
05:04So you never thought about it?
05:05Well, no, not really
05:07Whatever
05:07I know you gotta get to work
05:09Naveen and I are catching the same train
05:10Train pooling, he's calling it
05:12But say the word and I'll stay
05:13No, no, no
05:14Gotta rip the band-aid off some way somehow
05:16It'll be me, myself, and I
05:18And Miles
05:18Together, alone for the first time
05:20No friends or family nearby
05:22But that's why it's good
05:24Yeah, cause I'm
05:25I'm not worried at all
05:27You're giving me some very mixed signals here
05:31Get on the train
05:31I love you so much
05:33I love you too
05:34I love you too, little man
05:35And you can call me anytime, okay?
05:37I'm the guy who saved in your phone
05:38As White Bob
05:39With the black thumbs up emoji
05:40And it'll never change
05:44Try to get out of the house today
05:54Can I help you out?
05:59I'm sorry?
06:03Should he be listening to this?
06:05Well, he can't understand the words
06:09Babies absorb these things
06:11Right
06:13Oh
06:15Oh
06:16You must be Rob Fisher's wife
06:19Oh
06:20I heard you were
06:23Back
06:23Here
06:24To live
06:25Well
06:26This is fabulous
06:27I was wondering when I would get to meet you
06:31I don't get out much
06:33I'm Lynn Gardner
06:34I'm Samira and
06:35That's Miles
06:37Aww
06:38He looks just like his mama
06:41Samira
06:42Such a pretty name
06:43Is it African?
06:46Yes
06:47Fascinating
06:48I just live catty corner
06:50If you ever need anything
06:51And you must come to Wine Night
06:54It's just a bunch of friendly neighbors
06:56Dabbing and guzzling on my porch
06:59And they are dying to meet you
07:00I'm breastfeeding, unfortunately
07:03Oh
07:04Pump and dump, my darling
07:07Welcome to Ashfield Place
07:18Hey
07:18Hey
07:20I got a very important question for my big sis
07:23Mariah
07:24Whitney
07:26Janet
07:26Or Beyonce
07:28One gotta go
07:29I'm not about to fight with you today
07:30Well, that's not a fight
07:31I miss you
07:32How's my apartment?
07:33Well, if you're referring to the artist currently known as my new apartment
07:38It's divine
07:39Look, girl, your taste is impeccable, okay?
07:42And these views
07:42Exquisite
07:43How's my nephew?
07:44Cute as hell
07:45Aww
07:46Yes, he is
07:48Because we're twins
07:50And see, that's why you go on FaceTime
07:53And how is, uh, Hinky Mountain?
07:55Hinkley Hills is Caucasian
07:57That's the burbs, babes
07:59Am I a bad mom for bringing my melanated son out here?
08:03I don't know
08:03Are you a bad mother for accepting a very nice house in a very nice neighborhood where there's practically no
08:09crime?
08:09Really nice schools?
08:10I mean, make it make sense
08:11I just feel so isolated
08:13I mean, every day is the same thing
08:15I don't know what I'm doing
08:17And I don't have anybody to teach me how
08:19Well, you know she looking after you
08:21That's what daddy say
08:22But you can't teach somebody how to swallow a baby from heaven
08:25Amen to that
08:26How am I gonna get through maternity leave?
08:29I mean, I thrive in collaborative environments
08:32I need structure
08:34Intangible goals
08:35Bitch, I don't speak resume
08:37I speak housewife
08:39This is what you do
08:39Pick up a little day drinking habit
08:41Maybe a little pill habit or something
08:43Something cute
08:43Yeah, hard to do when you got a tit gremlin
08:46Yeah, you could have kept that one
08:47Well, baby, you just need some friends
08:49I have friends
08:50I mean, in a 10-mile radius
08:52None of your neighbors ain't no potential there?
08:54Uh, no
08:55It's a who's who of who's not it
08:58These people are crazy
08:59Well, I'm just spitballing, boo
09:01I know
09:02I know, and I appreciate you
09:03And I love you
09:04And I'm gonna come and visit you soon
09:06Okay?
09:08And I know you would've chopped Mariah
09:09I don't know her
09:11Love you
09:12Bye
09:19Look at us
09:21Train buddies
09:23Commute comrades
09:24Megan filed for divorce
09:26What?
09:27She was waiting for me when I got home yesterday
09:30Suitcases at the bottom of the stairs
09:31Like, out of a bad movie
09:34Shit
09:34Said she's been unhappy for a long time
09:36And wants to start over while she still has her youth
09:39Since she can't stand another day of my moodiness
09:41I'm not even
09:45I'm not even that moody, Rob
09:49She's fucking our dentist
09:52Dr. James
09:52The only one who takes my insurance
09:54So that's fucking great
09:56I should've known
09:57Juve's getting way too much dental work done
09:59For someone who has perfect teeth
10:01She does have great teeth
10:02Right?
10:03Two cleanings in a week
10:04She said she needed to get a filling
10:06Oh
10:07Fuck
10:09Remember what you said
10:10At my bachelor party?
10:11No
10:11I was drunken on three different classes of drugs
10:14We were in Miami
10:15My jaw was in Texas
10:16You grabbed my face
10:17And you said
10:19Never trust a m-
10:21Anyway
10:22Let's talk about you
10:22Enough about me
10:23How's the little man?
10:25Oh, God
10:25He's the best
10:27Perfect
10:27I mean, he doesn't sleep
10:29And he shits like a trucker
10:30But
10:32Wouldn't change it for the world
10:33Nice
10:34And Samira
10:36She keeps asking questions
10:39About the house across the street
10:42Really?
10:43Yeah
10:48What'd you tell her?
10:50What is there to tell?
11:28You know what?
11:29You are absolutely right
11:38I attempted to leave the house today
11:41During daylight hours?
11:43Yes
11:43And I met Lynn
11:44And she's exactly as you might have described
11:46Nosy
11:47And extremely abstract sense of personal space
11:49Yeah
11:49That's it
11:51And, um
11:51She invited me for drinks with the neighbors
11:54She did?
11:55Mm-hmm
11:55You should go
11:56Little man and I can get some QT
11:58I think I might
12:00I want to see who all gonna be there
12:05Twenty years, huh?
12:07So you, you must have known them
12:08Who?
12:09The Grants?
12:10Ah!
12:10What?
12:11So you did know them?
12:12You're doing that thing
12:13What thing?
12:14That thing you do when you get a little obsessed
12:17It's the lawyer in you
12:18You lock in
12:19Remember your ramen conspiracy?
12:21I know it wasn't ideal to get banned from the local bodega
12:23But I still stand by my theory
12:25That they were running drugs with the instant noodle cups
12:27It was right there
12:28I mean, you were 100% onto something
12:30I mean, they didn't even have a bodega cat
12:32What kind of bodega doesn't have a bodega cat?
12:34Babe, I'm not being obsessed, okay?
12:35Just humor me
12:36So, tell me what you know about the creepy house family
12:40Creepy house family
12:42They lived across the street from us
12:44Does anyone ever really know their neighbors?
12:47Yes, I knew my neighbors first and last names
12:48We was all up in each other's business
12:49You did?
12:50Okay
12:50Oh, by the way
12:51Speaking of being all up in each other's business
12:54Megan left Naveen
12:56So I guess I owe you 10 bucks
12:57You always call it
12:59Also, even worse
13:01Shugging the dentist
13:01What?
13:02Yes
13:02Oh my gosh
13:04Never trust Megan
13:06That's what I said do
13:07That's right
13:08Allegedly
13:10Babe
13:12Please never leave me
13:13Where am I gonna go?
13:15Oh yeah
13:15You're a trap now
13:18Love you, honey
13:19Love you too
13:20And if a cheater won't be the dentist
13:22Thanks, babe
13:23That means a lot
13:24Somebody we don't know
13:26Wow
13:34The next time that beast uses my lawn
13:37As its personal port-a-potty
13:39I am gonna get out my glue gun
13:41Well, break out the crayons
13:43And color me thrilled
13:44It's Samara
13:46So close
13:47Come, come, come
13:48Sit, sit, sit
13:50Uh, oh
13:51This is Rob Fisher's wife
13:53Oh
13:53From across the street
13:54Dana Richards is the name
13:56It's very nice to finally make your acquaintance
13:58Likewise
13:59Samara
14:01Samara
14:01Oh, I'm so bad with names
14:04We haven't seen you around before
14:06We were starting to think that Rob made you up
14:08No, no, I'm real
14:09Just a new reclusive mom with leaking nipples
14:14Now, Dana is a retired marine
14:17Oh
14:18Very distinguished
14:19Lots of medals
14:20Wow
14:21Also, I'm a real handy-andy
14:23I have noticed
14:24Not to be nosy
14:25But, uh, you have some spots on your fence
14:28That are pretty effed up
14:29And I can fix those for you
14:31I'm here for it
14:32Because the only screwdriver I'm familiar with contains vodka
14:36And here's Todd
14:37Hi
14:39Hi
14:39Todd is a man of few syllables
14:42I don't think I've seen you around here before
14:45You've been keeping tabs on us through the window, Jimmy Stewart?
14:50Which one of us is the murderer?
14:55Your face
14:57I'm sorry
14:58It's okay
15:00We all know that suburbia is a spectator sport
15:02You have not seen me
15:04My home shares no sight lines with yours
15:07And I keep out ours
15:08What do you do?
15:10This and that
15:14What do you and Rob do?
15:16I'm a civil litigation attorney
15:17Hello, She-E-O
15:19I don't know what that is, but good for you
15:21Yeah, Rob is a book editor
15:23Oh, how'd you meet him?
15:25A Kate Renata concert, actually
15:27Kate Renata
15:28I'm going to look her up
15:30Let me know what you find
15:31Rob seems like he's romantic
15:33He is
15:34So how long have you guys lived here?
15:37Well, for me, just a couple years
15:38I wanted something with nature
15:40But my wife's idea of outdoorsyness
15:43Is like a restaurant with a patio
15:45So this was our compromise
15:48And then she got deployed
15:49She's in the military, too
15:52Cannot confirm or deny
15:54Honestly, despite what two decades of daytime television tell you
15:59There are a lot of people that don't care for middle-aged lesbians
16:03But I felt welcome for the most part
16:06She's been here for frickin' ever
16:07Not as long as some
16:09Marty and I moved here 15 years ago
16:11Marty, I can't wait to meet him
16:13Um, unfortunately, he passed
16:16Oh, Lynn, I'm so sorry
16:17Thank you
16:19Heart attack
16:20It's been almost half a year, but
16:22I still feel his presence every day
16:27Here
16:29Anyway, these wine nights really help
16:31It's a bit like family
16:33That's right
16:35When you have neighbors, you're never alone
16:37Even when you want to be
16:40How'd you city kids end up here?
16:42Oh, well, Rob's parents, I'm sure you guys know
16:44They, uh, retired to one of those timeshare cruise ships last month
16:47That's a choice
16:48Not mine, but a choice
16:49Well, they had been asking us to come out here
16:52We didn't want to leave the city
16:53But our building got broken into
16:55We just felt like maybe we should
16:57We should try it out
16:58At least temporarily
16:59Well, thank goodness you're safe and sound here with us
17:04So
17:05What's the deal with that Victorian house?
17:09Chainsaw massacre, satanic cult
17:12A jilted bride who severed the head of her lost
17:15Unfaithful lover
17:17It's haunted as shit
17:20The lights go on and off all the time by themselves
17:22I've seen that
17:23It could just be faulty wiring
17:25A skeptic
17:25I like it
17:26Lynn, you're the resident historian
17:29Catch her up
17:29Well, it was a little before my time
17:33A family lived there
17:34The Grants?
17:35Yes
17:35And they had a daughter who
17:38Died
17:38In the house?
17:40There have been whispers
17:43Of mysterious circumstances
17:45Surrounding her
17:46Passing
17:47Maybe even
17:48Murder
17:49And then the parents moved away
17:52And never sold the house
17:55So it just sits there
17:57Rotting
17:58Pissing off the HOA
18:01God, I would give my left tent
18:03To go over there
18:04And do a little ghost hunt
18:05Hi everyone
18:07It's cookie time
18:08It's like she just knows
18:10When my sugar drops
18:11Rory likes to prey on
18:13Vulnerable shard sippers
18:15Business is much more lucrative
18:16In this neighborhood than in mine
18:17The usual
18:18And keep the change, honey
18:20Hey, I saw a stroller
18:21At your door
18:22I am a great mother's helper
18:24If that's something
18:24That might interest you
18:25How old are you?
18:26Thirteen next month
18:27I have my CPR certification
18:28And badges
18:29In child development
18:30Early literacy
18:31And swaddling
18:32Swaddling?
18:33Mm-hmm
18:33Okay, some flowers count
18:35My business card
18:36Feel free to reach out anytime
18:38You're a notary public?
18:39Mm-hmm
18:58It's like they hurt us
18:59After all this time
19:01I would love a plot twist
19:17You'd really like this podcast
19:19It's two guys talking about
19:20Medieval construction technique
19:22You are so boring
19:23You're so hot when you cook
19:24Thanks, babe
19:25How are the neighbors?
19:27Uh, good
19:27A bit weird
19:29Yeah, well, this is a cul-de-sac
19:30What's wrong with cul-de-sacs?
19:32People are weird
19:32I don't think people are weird in cul-de-sacs
19:34Wait, is it cul-de-sac?
19:36Like attorneys general?
19:38This given get out
19:39Yeah, I hear you
19:41Look
19:42When my family first moved here
19:44Some people didn't know how to feel about us
19:46But it's a nice area
19:48And people like to think of themselves as nice
19:50So
19:51They try to act nice
19:53Until they're actually nice
19:54That's nice
19:56Don't get me wrong
19:57I was still a sad little kid
19:58Until I found my people
19:59By his people
20:00He means an awkward, gangly tween
20:02With a funny accent
20:03That had just been
20:03Dragged across the pond
20:05For his dad's new job
20:06Funny accent?
20:07What are you talking about, dude?
20:08Your accent pulled
20:09Still pulls if we're being honest
20:10You know
20:11The girls called him Prince Rob
20:13I don't think that's true
20:14It's so true
20:15Did you know the Victorians for sale?
20:20Really?
20:21I'm assuming that's what the for sale sign means
20:23Yeah, that would indicate that
20:25So why didn't you tell me somebody was murdered there?
20:30What are you talking about, dude?
20:31That's just small town gossip
20:32Alison
20:35So what happened to Alison?
20:38I
20:39Honestly, like
20:40It was so long ago
20:42That I don't remember a lot from that
20:43But you did know her
20:45Uh
20:46Yeah
20:47But
20:48In the same way that anybody knows a neighbor
20:49Why wouldn't you tell me that?
20:52Because I didn't think it was relevant, babe
20:54It was like 20 years ago
20:56There's a reason they call Hinkley Hills
20:57The safest town in America
20:58Mm-hmm
20:59Okay
21:01Well, is there anything else
21:02You want to tell me about this place?
21:05Oh
21:15Completed in 1902
21:16Hinkley House was built by Hinkley Hills founder H. Horace Hinkley
21:21The mining magnate and philanthropist purchased 25,000 acres of hillside forest in 1898
21:28And developed it into the thriving suburb that bears his name
21:33Today, Hinkley Hills is more than just an idyllic bedroom community
21:37It is a shining example of fellowship and family values
21:41Hinkley Hills, the safest town in America
22:08Hinkley Hills, the safest town in America
22:22Hello
22:22Hello, how may I help you?
22:24Do you have a periodical section?
22:25Collections of old newspapers?
22:27Microfiche, maybe?
22:28I'm doing okay
22:29Thank you for asking
22:31I'm sorry
22:32I am a new mom and I'm practically feral
22:35I understand
22:37Oh, what a cute little mocha munchkin
22:42To answer your question
22:43Yes, we have bound copies of all the Hinkley Hills heralds
22:48Dating back to 1946
22:49Is there a particular date you're interested in?
22:53March 15, 2005
22:56One moment, please
23:15I'm afraid that March volume has been checked out
23:18Really?
23:18It's due back in a week
23:20You can come back for it then
23:22It's a date
23:23Judy
23:43Bill, you missed a spot, dear
24:01Oh, shit, she about to do it
24:03Mm-mm-mm
24:04It's not even her house
24:07What is she feeding her dog?
24:12She gonna be mad when she gets cussed out
24:14It's folks
24:17Oh, my goodness
24:23You are not gonna believe this
24:27Oh, my gosh
24:29I know
24:30So are we gonna go in?
24:32Do white ladies love salads?
24:33Hell, yeah, we're going in
24:35BRB, I'm gonna go get Lynn
24:36Rob, honey, if you were awake
24:38I would've asked what you thought
24:39But oh, oh, well
24:47I just got a chill
24:51Anybody else got a chill?
24:57I'll do it
24:58I was gonna offer
24:59I was gonna offer
24:59But it seems like you already offered
25:03Oh, it's stuck
25:05Oh, well
25:11Oh
25:12Oh
25:27Everybody be cool
25:29I could not be less cool right now
25:34This place
25:35This place looks like a museum
25:37Or a mausoleum
25:39Oh
25:40That's why the lights are on
25:42You're a stage in the house
25:45Hiya, homebuyers
25:46How can I help you?
25:47We are looking for an enormous house
25:49For our niece
25:52Um, we would love a tour
25:56Follow me
25:58The owners have instructed
26:00That interior photography
26:01Is not permitted
26:03This
26:04Is
26:04The library
26:05Very tasteful
26:06We enjoy literacy
26:08All of the flooring
26:10Is original to the house
26:12Which is built in the Queen Anne style
26:13As you can imagine
26:15A little love
26:16And a professional sander
26:17Will go a long way
26:19Oh
26:20Feel free to show yourselves around
26:22Excuse me
26:22Hello there
26:23Welcome
26:25They discriminate against older female buyers
26:27This always happens
26:28Oh, please
26:29Our niece
26:30You're a really bad liar
26:31Well
26:31I had to get him to take the bait
26:33Or he might have thrown us out
26:35Well, it's an open house
26:36So by definition
26:37I'm gonna peek around
27:12This is the ugliest kitchen I've ever seen
27:26Oh, no, no, no
27:37When did you get here?
27:41Okay
27:44Okay
28:09Oh, no, no, no
28:22That's creepy.
28:32Oh, absolutely not.
28:36Everything okay, ma'am?
28:38Yes, I'm good.
28:39Great house.
28:40Beautiful house.
28:58Can you believe it?
29:00After 20 years.
29:01End of an era.
29:03So, any intel on our new neighbors-to-be?
29:06It was an all-cash deal.
29:08Quick escrow, too.
29:09Hmm, they must have really wanted it.
29:11He.
29:12Just he.
29:13Go on.
29:14A doctor.
29:15How'd you find that out?
29:17I have my ways.
29:18He installed a security system, which, in my expert opinion, is overkill for a private residence.
29:24You would only need a security system that robust if you are in danger or you have something to hide.
29:31Or both.
29:32I've never heard you say so many words at once.
29:34Well, I wish him luck with the Munster mansion, and I hope he has a good contractor and a good
29:41exorcist.
29:42I hope he's doing that.
29:56I hope he's getting up.
30:00What?
30:01What?
30:04What?
30:05Oh, my God.
30:08What?
30:10What?
30:12What time is it?
30:142 a.m.
30:17Something's not right out there.
30:19Okay, that is so weird.
30:25Is that...
30:26No.
30:36Oh!
30:41Yeah.
30:42Uh-uh. Those are for the new neighbor.
30:44But I'm sad and starving.
30:46Too bad. I'm being nice.
30:47Isn't this the kind of place where the neighbors act nice until they are nice?
30:51I did say that.
30:52Yes, you did.
30:53Your mother's up to something.
30:55What? I just want to know what his deal is, don't you?
30:57Maybe he doesn't have a deal.
30:59A guy moves into a dilapidated haunted house at 2 a.m.?
31:02Come on. He definitely has a deal.
31:05That is weird, weird.
31:07When did you pick that up?
31:08Ninja.
31:19Hello.
31:23I'm just kidding.
31:24I'm just kidding.
31:25To be returned, Mohammed.
31:29Hey.
31:29Hey.
31:29Hey.
31:30Hey.
31:31Hey.
31:31Hey.
31:32Cool.
31:33Hey.
31:36Hey.
31:37Hey.
31:39They live from coffee.
31:39Hey.
31:40Hey.
32:03I got him.
32:05Five minutes on the left boob, and he was out like a light.
32:07That's great, babe.
32:08Great.
32:09It's a miracle.
32:10Okay, if he can go to sleep when it's dark outside in a stationary position, that is
32:13a game changer.
32:14A life-affirmed moment.
32:17What are you looking at?
32:19Your brownies are still there.
32:22Wait, really?
32:24Why won't he eat the goddamn brownies?
32:27Maybe he doesn't fuck with gluten?
32:29Then throw him out and give us the plate back.
32:30That's a good plate.
32:31It doesn't make sense.
32:33Everyone likes brownies.
32:34They're the Beyonce of dessert.
32:36And if they don't, they're just being contrary.
32:38Maybe he just didn't see you put in there.
32:41The camera was on, on.
32:44Sorry.
32:45I just love it when you get all lawyery.
32:46Order in the court.
32:47Oh, counsel, please approach the bench.
32:49I've checked.
32:50Is there anything else you've noticed?
32:52Curtains opening and closing?
32:54Could he be watching us?
32:55Definitely could be.
32:57I think we better.
33:03He always knows.
33:04No.
33:05I got too cocky.
33:06I flew too close to the sun and now he's punishing me like a tiny, vengeful god.
33:11It's all right.
33:12I'm going to go drive him around.
33:13Okay.
33:17I'm coming.
33:18I'm coming.
33:21I'm coming.
33:25I'll be back in a sec.
33:27Love you.
33:28Love you.
33:29Get some rest.
33:30Come on.
33:41Fuck it.
33:46Reclaiming my plate.
33:49What's he think he is?
33:51Not eating my brownies.
33:52I love my brownies.
33:53I eat them.
33:54I'm damn self.
33:58Mm-hmm.
34:22He can keep the damn place.
34:24I eat them.
34:38Oh, shit.
34:41Shit.
34:44Shit.
34:45Shit.
34:46Shit.
34:52Shit.
35:11Is everything all right?
35:12Hands where I can see him.
35:14What's happening?
35:15We got a call about a trespasser at the old Grant House.
35:17Guess who matches the description.
35:20Hey!
35:22What the hell is going on?
35:23New owners said they saw a black person skulking around the property.
35:27This is a big misunderstanding.
35:29Is it?
35:30Because apparently it happened twice.
35:31I was just dropping off brownies.
35:32This is my wife.
35:34And our house, where we live with our son.
35:37Fuck off.
35:40Robert Fisher.
35:42Danny Daniels.
35:43From high school.
35:45I heard you moved back.
35:49Baby, it's okay.
35:50Mommy's...
35:51Sorry, man.
35:52You know we gotta take the call.
35:53This is nuts.
35:55Ah, consider this drop, my good man.
35:59Aw.
36:01Yeah, don't worry about it.
36:02They all kind of look like that at that age.
36:06Robert Fisher.
36:08As I live and breathe, you folks have a great evening.
36:16Did you just thank the cops?
36:19Oh, shit.
36:21But...
36:21What the fuck is wrong with me?
36:24Sorry, babe.
36:25I...
36:27We can't live across the street from someone like that.
36:30I mean, what would have happened if I hadn't gotten there when I did?
36:40What's up, man?
36:40This is some bullshit.
36:42That freak, Narc, will rue the day he stepped foot in Hinkley Hills.
36:45Yeah, just used rue the day in a sentence.
36:48You're welcome.
36:51Hey.
36:53Todd told me what happened.
36:54I heard it on the police scanner.
36:57What the hell?
36:58What do you need, babe?
37:00You need some wine?
37:01How about some ice cream?
37:02You want a hit, man?
37:03I know people.
37:04I'm people.
37:05Say the word.
37:06Okay, we can hold on the ladder, but I could use some wine.
37:10Yeah, that's the cure-all for all.
37:12Even racial profiling?
37:13We share your rage.
37:15He will not last long here.
37:18Spoken like a true hater.
37:19I love this energy, my dude.
37:20Oh, there's the sommelier now.
37:22Oh, Rob.
37:24This is lunacy of outrageous proportions.
37:27We won't stand for it.
37:29Should I get some glasses?
37:30Yes.
37:31I got you.
37:31Please, make your stuff a hug.
37:33Yeah.
37:34Shove over.
37:35I think we should all sleep here tonight.
37:37Safety in numbers.
37:39Hunker down.
37:39Someone should always be on watch, right?
37:41Like in the Marines?
37:42Yes, I will be out front the entire time.
37:45Okay, good.
37:45I've had a lot of coffee, so I'll stay up all night.
37:49Sleep out there like a dog.
37:50Todd, we gotta, like, stick together right now
37:52and form an alliance.
37:54Mm, right.
37:56I'm a lone wolf.
37:56He's at a united front.
37:57I've got some big-ass flashlights.
37:59I'm gonna bring over about ten.
38:00Do you have stuff that you brought home from the Marines?
38:02What?
38:02I have a lot of stuff in the garage.
38:04I just have to remember the password for that case.
38:07Oh, wow.
38:22Are those fireflies?
38:26Yeah.
38:28I always wanted to see fireflies growing up,
38:30but you can't see them in the city.
38:32It's like spotting a fairy in the wild.
38:39It's not fair.
38:42I was just starting to feel at home here.
38:45There's space and a community.
38:52I damn sure don't want to drag no stroll up
38:54for a flight to stairs.
39:04I think we should stay.
39:07I want Miles to have fireflies.
39:10And our family's not going to be run out
39:12by some racist, brownie-hating prick.
39:19We're doing this.
39:21Hell yeah, we're doing this.
39:34Coming in?
39:36In a minute.
39:39I want to smell this sweet suburban air.
40:08I don't know.
40:09We're doing this.
40:10We're doing this.
40:12Oh, shit.
40:51Oh, shit.
41:14Oh, shit.
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