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00:06Scare Hecdo Scare
00:16Scare Hecdo Scare
00:24Scare Hecdo Scare
00:25Scare Hecdo Scare
00:50I don't know.
01:23I still dream about that night sometimes.
01:27I still dream about them.
01:31Because they were there.
01:35We did everything together back then.
01:38The four of us.
01:41Separate.
01:43But inseparable.
01:51I suppose it's a bit of a shock.
01:53I mean, you get a message like that and I really must think about, well, life, I suppose.
01:58The choices you've made, the things you've done.
01:59Or, you know, not done.
02:01And I don't get me wrong looking after Mammy.
02:02Well, it's a privilege in many ways.
02:03I'm lucky I can focus on it without any other.
02:05Well, distractions for want of a better word.
02:07And it's very rewarding in its own way.
02:09I mean, I know I won't regret it.
02:10I mean, nobody lies under deathbed.
02:11They're going to wish it was the last time with me mother, do they?
02:13Okay, there's probably some exceptions.
02:15Like if your mother was, I don't know, Rose West, you'd probably want to keep a verb at
02:18distance, sir.
02:19I'd say it'd be advisable, if anything.
02:21But my mother, well, she's great.
02:22She's nothing like Rose West.
02:24She does have sort of similar classes.
02:26But that's as far as it goes, really.
02:27I suppose what I'm trying to say is, even though I feel no bitterness or resentment or anything
02:30like that, the fact that you only get to do this once in this path, which I sort of
02:33find myself on, which is, as I say, no, without its blessings, it's at the same time the
02:37reason why certain things just aren't going to happen for me.
02:38And I should be allowed to acknowledge that, you know, we should be able to mourn the life
02:41you couldn't have without feeling guilty.
02:44Right.
02:46So is it just the wee flat white then, or?
02:48I wonder if the others know.
02:51Mummy, mummy, mummy.
02:52Shut up, Ryan.
02:53So that's a shellac manicure?
02:54Um, yeah, and can I, can I book that with the makeup?
02:57Wee wedding, is it?
02:58Get staring at me, mummy.
02:59Sorry, one second.
03:00Stop staring at him.
03:01But he's doing breathing.
03:02Stop breathing.
03:03Hello.
03:04I'm sorry, what were you saying?
03:05Because it's a wee wedding, you might want to go for a more natural date.
03:08Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
03:09Mummy.
03:09I basically want you to erase my current features and draw new features, different features,
03:14better features.
03:15Give me it!
03:16No!
03:16Like, I want, like, a totally different face.
03:18Stop it!
03:19I am sorry, love.
03:20I'm going to have to call you back.
03:21No worries.
03:21Stop it!
03:22Yeah, stop it!
03:24What the hell is going on?
03:25Grab my tablet.
03:26It's not yours.
03:27It is mine.
03:28Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!
03:31Will you please just shut up?
03:48Mammy?
03:50What?
03:51Your phone's ringing.
04:01So, Celcia, thank you so much for this.
04:04We wanted to get you two together rather than living there.
04:07Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
04:09I'm so sorry.
04:11Marnie didn't want things to, you know, get lost in translation.
04:15So, the fact is, you hit the scripts.
04:18No!
04:19Oh, God, no.
04:20No, of course not.
04:21It's just a focus thing.
04:22A focus thing?
04:23I love playing Emma.
04:25You know, she's a huge part of my life.
04:27Yeah, mine too.
04:28But isn't it time that we pushed the boundaries of the show?
04:31Isn't it time we did something truly groundbreaking?
04:35Right, like...
04:36What if this series, there's no murder?
04:41No murder.
04:42No murder.
04:43No murder.
04:44No murder.
04:46Okay, I just, um, I mean, just so we're on the same page here,
04:51the show is called Murder Code.
04:52Mm-hmm.
04:53It's a detective show.
04:54Emma is a homie.
04:55On the personal cost of Emma's career.
04:57You know, what it's done to her family, her relationships, her sex life.
05:01Her sex life.
05:02I want to see Emma have an orgasm.
05:06I've got a native beer as well.
05:08Okay.
05:08I mean, it's good, isn't it?
05:10Is it?
05:10Yes, it is, Harry.
05:11So, she stops solving murders and, well, just goes about writing people?
05:14It's feminist.
05:14It's a journey of self-discovery.
05:17It's mad.
05:17It's a detective show.
05:18That's why people watch.
05:20Fisher, no one knows better than you how entwined this show and this character have become.
05:25They are one and the same.
05:27So, in order to move forward, you're going to have to listen.
05:31Okay?
05:34Yeah.
05:35I want to write the show without her.
05:37Oh, thank you.
05:38There we go.
05:39So, maybe I won't.
05:41What?
05:41What?
05:42What?
05:42Maybe I won't write the show.
05:44I don't be so fucking childish.
05:45Putting a gun to someone's head is only a threat if you're absolutely sure they don't want you to pull
05:49the trigger.
05:51Harry, that is no way for a client to behave.
05:53Why are all actors completely insane?
05:55Writers aren't exactly a doddle either, let me tell you.
05:58Piss off, Robin.
05:59I am so annoyed.
06:01I can tell.
06:02You don't even wait for your food.
06:03That's unprecedented.
06:04No, she's done me a favour.
06:05The show's run its course.
06:06The show's huge.
06:07Why?
06:08What even is it?
06:09It's just all, oh look, someone's got themselves murdered again.
06:11Is that, is that what I do?
06:12Is that what I contribute to society?
06:14You entertain a lot of people, Saoirse.
06:16So do fucking clients, Harry.
06:22You know, when I started it was theater.
06:25I wanted to write plays.
06:27What happened?
06:28You realised you'd need to buy stuff.
06:31One second, my friend is...
06:34dead.
06:38My friend is dead.
07:34Dear Saoirse, Dara and Robin,
07:37my name is Gaye Harriton
07:38and I'm afraid I have some terribly sad news.
07:42My wonderful sister-in-law, Greta,
07:44passed away yesterday.
07:47I know how close you once were.
07:49She often spoke of you fondly.
07:52If you wanted to come and pay your respects,
07:54it would really mean the world to us.
07:57She'll be awake from her home,
07:59Elm Manor, Noctara Village,
08:02County Donegal.
08:03It's everybody, everybody, just like us.
08:08We're all thinking it's so difficult.
08:11Why don't we just forget it out loud?
08:12We can't continue like this.
08:14We can't.
08:15Dara!
08:16That's you, Dara!
08:17Come on!
08:18Good morning, little father.
08:20Okay, so,
08:21this is what she's supposed to take when.
08:23You're sure you'll be okay?
08:25I think I can babysit my own mother, Dara,
08:27like I'm not gonna kill her.
08:29Sorry?
08:30And even if I did,
08:31she's 96,
08:32so she's had a good innings.
08:33She's 72.
08:34Oh, potato, tomato.
08:36Potato, potato.
08:36What's a potato?
08:37I don't know.
08:38Jimmy, this is important.
08:39Mum is very fragile.
08:40For fuck's sake, Christ,
08:41is she not away yet?
08:43Just hadn't now, Mummy.
08:44Well, on you go.
08:45Out the buck.
08:46You've my head fried.
08:48Okay, then.
08:49If there's anything you don't understand,
08:51just call me.
08:52We'll be grand.
08:53Just go.
08:55Enjoy yourself.
08:56Well, that's my friend's week.
08:58Happy days.
09:03Oh, and if...
09:06We're dying now.
09:07That's it, is it?
09:08That's the latest?
09:09Apparently.
09:10We should not be dying.
09:12We're 34 years of age.
09:13For Christ's sake.
09:15We're 38.
09:19Did you manage to find a hotel?
09:20Indeed I did.
09:21It has a spa and everything.
09:22I don't think I'm in the mood for a spa.
09:24I mean, is it even appropriate, considering?
09:26Well, excuse me
09:27for trying to make this experience
09:28a little less horrific there.
09:29I didn't mean.
09:30Do you think I'm not devastated?
09:31I didn't say that.
09:32Because I am there.
09:33I am devastated.
09:34I've been in bits since you called me.
09:36I just...
09:38Have you had this, then?
09:41Yeah.
09:42When?
09:42Uh, I don't know.
09:43Recently?
09:44Like, how recently?
09:45What do we see?
09:46Like, since we heard about our dead friend recently.
09:48Look, Dara.
09:49You can be in bits
09:50and have your highlights done.
09:51The two things aren't mutually exclusive.
09:52Fine.
09:53Barely keeping it together here.
09:54Okay.
09:55Oh, I'm sorry.
09:56Oh, my God.
09:57Listen.
09:58What?
10:00That's her song.
10:01They're playing Greta's song.
10:02Jesus Christ, don't they?
10:06How freaky is that?
10:07Do you think it's a sign?
10:10Like, she's telling us not to worry?
10:12Like, that she's okay?
10:14Yeah.
10:14Oh, my God.
10:17Oh, it's so hot.
10:33So take off all your clothes.
10:35Oh, I am getting so hot.
10:37Oh, I won't take off all your clothes.
10:42Any drinks or snacks?
10:45Any drinks or snacks?
10:48Can I tell you a secret?
10:50Jesus Christ.
10:54Any drinks or snacks, madam?
10:58Can I get a white wine, please?
11:17Why is she late for everything?
11:19She's probably collapsed from exhaustion.
11:21It's not that far.
11:22We're in a different fucking time zone, Dara.
11:23I'm sorry, but that airport car park was extortion.
11:26I'd have paid.
11:27It's not the point.
11:28It's a matter of principle, Robin.
11:30Oh, here she is.
11:34What an undercarriage is she wearing?
11:37I'm not sure.
11:41We're dying now.
11:43Nightmare, isn't it?
11:43The whole thing's just awful.
11:46She was so young.
11:47I was talking about your outfit.
11:48Are they pyjamas?
11:49They're treasures.
11:50They look like pyjamas.
11:51Well, they're not.
11:52I just can't believe she's dead.
11:53I mean, I think a part of me always hoped would, you know, reconnect.
11:58Yeah.
11:58Yeah.
11:59Look, I know I was in two minds about all this,
12:01but I am so glad we're doing this now.
12:03Like, paying our respects properly, it's only right.
12:05And also, I could be doing with a bit of a break myself, to be honest.
12:09Robin.
12:09Look, things between me and Patrick have been quite difficult lately.
12:15He's become very controlling, very possessive.
12:19Lots of mind games, gaslighting, that sort of thing.
12:24Is he not like one?
12:25He's one and a half, Saoirse.
12:26And he knows what he's doing.
12:31People always talk about
12:33Hey, hey, hey,
12:35All the things they're wrong about
12:37Oh, hey, hey
12:39Write it on a piece of paper
12:44Got a feeling I'll see you later
12:47There's something about these
12:49Let's keep it
12:50Shit.
12:51I hate these big cars.
12:53It's just weird.
12:55I think it's this one.
12:56You think she would have told us what happened?
12:59The sister-in-law I mean?
13:01Do you have to do that here?
13:02Oh, I got Nutella on it.
13:04Like, in the email, she didn't say if Greta was ill or anything.
13:10She'll not be thinking straight.
13:11Cash only.
13:12I've got to put my Euro purse.
13:14They didn't have any sympathy cards
13:15so I had to just grab a blank one.
13:16It has like a watercolour effect.
13:18It'll do the job here.
13:19Look, careful.
13:20It'll burn the mouth off you.
13:21It's all so mad.
13:22It's all so mad.
13:23Did you fill her up?
13:24Don't do that.
13:25Don't call your car her.
13:26You know, it creeps me out.
13:29My contact isn't the first place.
13:31It's been 20 years.
13:3320 years.
13:34And we never once reached out to her.
13:35Not once.
13:36Well, she moved away.
13:37We lost contact.
13:38That suited us, didn't it?
13:40I put a deposit down in those dresses I told you about.
13:43What?
13:43Well, I'm not having bridesmaids.
13:44I don't want bridesmaids, Robin.
13:46You don't want bridesmaids, Saoirse.
13:48What kind of weirdo doesn't have bridesmaids?
13:51I just want a simple, straightforward, low-key...
13:54Shite wedding.
13:55What?
13:55Is this not supposed to be my day?
13:57No.
13:58No?
13:58Look, let me get one thing clear, okay?
14:01Myself and Dara here are going to be walking down the aisle behind you
14:03wearing matching frocks with or without your consent.
14:08What was that?
14:09I don't know.
14:10They filled the tank up.
14:12I don't want diesel or anything.
14:15Diesel.
14:21I am so sorry, Robin.
14:23I thought you said petrol.
14:25I could have sworn you said petrol.
14:26Why would I have said petrol when the thing runs on diesel?
14:29It's an easy mistake to me.
14:30Look, how would you know you've never so much as had a driving lesson?
14:33Well, I live in London.
14:33You don't live in London.
14:35Please, no.
14:35Because I do live in London.
14:36You work in Belfast.
14:37Your TV film is made in Belfast.
14:40You're in Belfast about eight months of the year.
14:42Six, seven at a point.
14:43Why can't you just admit to the fact that you live in Belfast?
14:45Because then I'd be somebody who lives in Belfast.
14:47Not that there's anything wrong with that.
14:50Oh, so gross.
14:51Where is this guy?
14:52He's getting late.
14:53What if he doesn't come?
14:54What if nobody comes?
14:56What if we die out here?
14:57We're not gonna die out here.
14:58Well, I hope for your sake that we don't.
15:00Because when they discover the bodies,
15:01they're gonna have to record the fact that you're wearing pyjamas,
15:03and that's fucking mortifying.
15:05They're not pyj...
15:09Oh, thank God.
15:11About time.
15:26Good evening, ladies.
15:28No, not really.
15:29What's happened here, then?
15:31Right, well, what happened here is Dara.
15:33This is Dara.
15:34She was supposed to put diesel in the wee hole thing,
15:37but she accidentally put petrol in the wee hole thing in the car.
15:40I did not enjoy that.
15:41No.
15:42Well, you wouldn't.
15:43Christ, it's Jim.
15:44It's all I need.
15:45Hello, love.
15:46Yep, all good here.
15:47I'm gonna sit in the car.
15:48Let's have a look, then.
15:52You girls from Belfast?
15:55It's been a long time since we were girls.
15:57Oh, come on now.
15:58But we were from Belfast, yes.
16:00Right.
16:03What?
16:04It's not like you lot to waste petrol.
16:06Oh, I see, a rioting joke.
16:08Very good, very retro interesting,
16:11considering you're, what, 12?
16:14I'm 26.
16:15Right.
16:16Such a great accent.
16:19What happened?
16:20Are you serious?
16:21No one's ever said that before.
16:22No one's ever thought that before.
16:24I love it.
16:25Sounds sort of dangerous.
16:27That's a good thing.
16:29It can be.
16:31No.
16:31And look, there's a pile of stuff at the foot of the stairs.
16:34I haven't left it there for decoration purposes.
16:36You know, it's not like a piece of modern art I'm working on.
16:39It's a pile of everyone's shit that I won't put away.
16:42Okay?
16:43Bye.
16:43Bye-bye-bye.
16:44Love you.
16:45Will?
16:45You started the engine so it's been contaminated.
16:48The entire fuel system needs changed.
16:50How long have I taken?
16:51Hard to say.
16:52Oh, God, I'm so sorry I'll pay for it.
16:54You're not paying for it, Dara.
16:56I am.
16:56You're not?
16:57I am.
16:57You're not.
16:58It's fine.
16:59It's not.
16:59It is.
17:00It's not.
17:01Christ.
17:02It's fucking freezing.
17:05Uh, I take it you'll be needing a lift.
17:08Yeah.
17:08Yeah.
17:37There's something sort of creepy about this place, isn't there?
17:40Not when you live here.
17:42Oh, no.
17:42I didn't mean like bad creepy.
17:44Ah, you meant the other creepy.
17:46Like the goat creepy.
17:47Atmospheric creepy.
17:49You know, like sort of spooky, but not necessarily.
17:51Stop talking.
17:52Yeah.
17:52You might know her friend.
17:53She lives in Oktara.
17:54I actually moved here quite recently.
17:56Well, she lived in Oktara prior to her becoming dead, which she now is, unfortunately.
18:01Uh, Greta Heaney?
18:02Not Greta Ronan.
18:04Uh-huh.
18:04Yeah.
18:05Heaney with her maiden name.
18:07We're here for her wake.
18:08Her husband Owen, he's me boss.
18:11God, I am so sorry.
18:15Jesus, it was terrible.
18:17What happened?
18:19What did happen?
18:21You don't know.
18:23Oh, God, I fell down the stairs, the poor thing.
18:25God rest her soul.
18:27There was drink taken, I do believe.
18:29Perhaps she had a problem on that front.
18:31Who knows?
18:32Manny's a devil does.
18:33Oh, it's no wage to die.
18:35No wage to die at all.
18:37Newspaper?
18:38Um, their, their house.
18:40Is it walking distance?
18:41It's a couple of miles outside the village.
18:43Turn right at the end of this road.
18:45Straight on till you reach the bookies.
18:46Take a left, a right.
18:48A left that sort of feels like a right.
18:50Directly opposite you, there's a field.
18:52Look for a scarecrow with one arm.
18:54Dressed a bit like-
18:55Could you maybe just call us a cab?
18:57I can see how Pat's fixed.
19:00But I'll make no promises.
19:02For he's normally flat out on a Friday night.
19:04Pat?
19:04He'd be the taxi driver here in North Dara.
19:06Taxi driver? Singular?
19:08That's right.
19:08Fantastic.
19:09Would you not head in the morning, girls?
19:11Settle yourselves here.
19:12Have a bite to eat.
19:13Good night's sleep.
19:14The car might be fixed.
19:16What do you think?
19:17That makes sense.
19:18Great stuff.
19:20The tick of the spa's closed?
19:21It is indeed.
19:22Since 2016, if I remember rightly.
19:24What?
19:25Turned it into a soft play area.
19:27A soft play area?
19:28The mammies need somewhere to dump the kids
19:30while they're getting themselves pampered.
19:31Not if there's no spa, they don't.
19:33Oh, sure isn't it only desperate.
19:35We didn't think it through at all.
19:37Come here to me.
19:38It's a bit of entertainment, you're Arthur.
19:42We do a different theme every month.
19:44The young ones come from Letterkenny and Donegal town
19:47by the busload.
19:47Mad crack altogether.
19:49Great.
19:51Nothing like throwing a few shapes
19:52while reminiscing about your dead friend.
19:54Good woman yourself.
19:56I'm not being unromantic.
19:58We're working together, baby.
20:00They're breathing down my neck for the new draughts.
20:02See, I think, considering what's happened...
20:05What do you mean, what's happened?
20:06Did you not read my mess?
20:08I, yeah, didn't actually send it.
20:10What's going on?
20:12Oh, it's grand.
20:13My friend died.
20:14Christ.
20:15Who?
20:15Not Robert?
20:16No.
20:16Dara?
20:17No.
20:18They're both here and very much alive.
20:20A girl we went to school with.
20:23Oh, okay.
20:23We hadn't seen her in any age.
20:25Thought we should pay our respects or whatever.
20:27I'm going to be in Donegal for a few days.
20:29Donegal?
20:30I could have come with you.
20:32You don't like dead bodies, Seb.
20:33Who likes dead bodies?
20:35Yeah, but the scripts, they're coming.
20:38And, okay, you spoke to Marnie.
20:39How was she?
20:40She fell down the stairs.
20:41Marnie did?
20:42Oh, no.
20:42What?
20:43No.
20:43I wish.
20:44My friend, that's how she died.
20:45Oh, that's awful.
20:47Yeah.
20:48Even if you weren't close, that's rough.
20:49He said we weren't close.
20:51We were very close.
20:53Once.
21:26Hello?
21:32Hello?
21:47Hello?
21:47Hello?
21:47No.
21:58Hello?
22:16Oh my god, I remember when this was taken.
22:19It was sports day, wasn't it?
22:23Well, we haven't even looked at it.
22:24We'll let you know when we've decided.
22:25I'll be right over there, on the edge of my seat.
22:29No, wait.
22:30We should order drinks at least.
22:32Oh, Christ.
22:33I'm doing this one-year-no-beer thing.
22:35So boring.
22:36You're not drinking?
22:37For a year?
22:38I'm not drinking beer.
22:39I'll have wine or whatever.
22:42Eh, butler, this one.
22:44Fine.
22:46Aren't Donegal people supposed to be friendly?
22:48Is that not their thing?
22:49Have you seen this?
22:52Oh, God.
22:54But maybe we could put it in the coffin.
22:56That's a lovely idea.
22:57Is it?
22:58Just to let her know we're thinking about her.
22:59She's dead.
23:01I mean, let's be honest.
23:02Greta we knew died back then.
23:04All these girls did.
23:05What are you on about?
23:06Those 20 years, they happened.
23:08And they changed us.
23:11Close enough.
23:13Who would like to try?
23:17That'll be grand.
23:19But this, Greta, she became a whole different person.
23:23A person we know fuck all about.
23:26Sir, are you all right?
23:27Hmm.
23:28Who falls down a flight of stairs?
23:31Dither death.
23:32Who does that?
23:32What do you mean?
23:33It just seems so fucking avoidable.
23:35Well, there's no good way to die at 38.
23:37I feel like there's bad ways, though, and falling down the stairs might be in the top three.
23:42Well, that's not in my top three.
23:43Right.
23:44Don't even think it's in my top ten.
23:46Good to know.
23:46What are you saying?
23:47I just keep thinking about the paths we take in life and the shifts in our direction of travel.
23:51Because those shifts, they happen so subtly, so gradually.
23:53What percentage is that?
23:54What if what happened hadn't happened and we hadn't fallen out?
23:57If we were still friends, would that have influenced our life or choice?
24:01Would it have...
24:01That's not how it works.
24:03Exactly.
24:04We have no control over God's plans.
24:06Well, I wouldn't go that far, Sister Mary Clarence.
24:10Yeah, maybe you're right.
24:11Maybe it wouldn't have made a difference.
24:13And maybe putting a photo in her dead hands will make us feel better about everything.
24:17It was just an idea.
24:18I know, smoke.
24:30Hey.
24:33Yes, you were a mechanic earlier.
24:35Now you're a cop.
24:36And you do the rest of the village people.
24:38It's the family business, the garage.
24:40My uncle owns it.
24:41He doesn't keep well, so I help him out a bit.
24:43That's why I moved here, actually.
24:45Suites you.
24:50Say, it's all sorted.
24:51Oh, thanks.
24:52You, thank you.
24:53How was the week?
24:54We are going to go first thing instead.
24:57Right.
24:57I should probably have myself at some point.
24:59When you said your boss was Greta's husband, I take it, that means he's a guard rather than a mechanic.
25:04But you never met him?
25:05No, Greta and us.
25:06We were sort of, um, we were estranged.
25:11I see.
25:12What's he like?
25:13Oh, and he seems well liked.
25:15He's quiet.
25:16Private.
25:18Did you know Greta?
25:20Yeah, I met her once.
25:27You're not too bothered by the odd awkward silences, are you?
25:30Is that one of your interrogation techniques?
25:32There's not much call for interrogation around these parts, and I don't think it's awkward.
25:35It is.
25:36Really?
25:36Absolutely.
25:37Should I say something else?
25:38Please.
25:38Why aren't you wearing your ring?
25:40Oh, shit.
25:44I'm forever doing that.
25:47The, I, I, uh, not really a big jewelry person.
25:51It takes a bit of getting used to.
25:58Where's she go?
25:59Yep.
26:28What's this?
26:29The bill.
26:34You're not letting us off the hook there, then?
26:36Your accent's not that sexy.
26:38We are in heaven.
26:54I had that top.
26:56And those jeans.
26:57And that bandana.
26:58I still wear that hoodie.
27:00Have it with me.
27:01We could be right back there.
27:05I think about that party sometimes.
27:08There was a party that night.
27:11You remember those, uh, 70s nights at the limelight?
27:14Try not to.
27:15One time, me, her, and Greta.
27:17I don't know where you were.
27:17Choir practice, probably.
27:19No way.
27:19I was always at choir practice.
27:20We go to the 70s disco anyway, and I'm wearing these tight purple flares with massive turnips.
27:27Remember this?
27:27Yep, yep.
27:28And David Ryan was there, who obviously.
27:29He was riding Belfast.
27:30Not anymore.
27:31God bless him.
27:32Anyway, so I'm on the dance floor smoking a cigarette.
27:34Inside.
27:35Good day.
27:35And I see David looking over at me.
27:37And at this stage, I've had a couple of McCartney breezers, so I am feeling fly.
27:41And I flick my cigarette away, all dramatic.
27:43I walk straight up to him and say, all right, David.
27:46And he goes, you're smoking.
27:48So I'm like, thanks, my wife.
27:49And he goes, no, you're smoking.
27:51Like, there's smoke coming off you.
27:53And I look down.
27:54And sure enough, my leg's on fire.
27:56What?
27:57I flick the cigarette.
27:59I'm going to go for birds.
28:00This is wobbly.
28:01I'm going to put my hands on me, you know, sort of patting my leg, trying to put it out.
28:11Christ, but we were idiots.
28:13Yeah.
28:13Shit.
28:14Where's that wee bitch?
28:16I'll just go over.
28:19Excuse me.
28:21I can't believe I've never heard that before.
28:22Excuse me.
28:23Well, she's definitely told it before, more than once.
28:25I mean, it's not what happened.
28:28I did the thing with the cigarette.
28:29I almost said Faraday, a pair of jeans.
28:32Robin was there.
28:33David Ryan wasn't.
28:33And it wasn't a 70s disco.
28:35That was a different night.
28:35Different story.
28:36She's, uh, she's got mixed up somewhere down the line.
28:40And you haven't said anything.
28:41Oh, it's funny the way she tells it.
28:43Here's no fucking mad the way we edit our memories like that.
28:45I mean, we don't even know we're doing it, but we're building these versions of events
28:49that suit us that don't challenge who we think we are.
28:54Well, that's all a bit over my head.
28:56I don't think that's true.
28:58Saoirse, it happened.
28:59It's not the time.
29:01It did happen.
29:01And it's the real reason we're here.
29:04When I got that email, my first thought was, after all these years, she's still talking
29:11about us.
29:11And I was worried.
29:13Dara, I was worried about what she might have said.
29:15You are too.
29:16So's Robin.
29:17No, we haven't come to pay our respects.
29:20We've come to make sure she didn't tell anyone.
29:23So we can all keep pretending.
29:26But it did happen.
29:28You.
29:29Right.
29:30This is the last.
29:31We've got to go to a wake, first thing.
29:34We cannot, under any circumstances, get hammered the night.
30:08We're going to hate on us.
30:09We're going to be envious.
30:11I know why they're hating on us.
30:12Because the style's so fabulous.
30:14I'm going to be real on us.
30:16Nobody got nothing on us.
30:17Because we all on us from London back down to the U.S.
30:21We're rocking this campaign.
30:22Don't keep it in my range.
30:24Just confess your girl.
30:25Let me give you shit.
30:38All that time won't take you anywhere.
30:46It just goes through you like a ghost.
30:54And only half of this is everything.
30:59Everything you are.
31:04And all you love the most.
31:10So even if I showed you everything.
31:18Every fear and every scar.
31:26Maybe try to outrun all of them.
31:33We're still out here on foot.
31:37So we won't get far.
31:44Fuck me.
31:44My skin hurts.
31:45This is bad.
31:46This is bad.
31:46My eyes feel dry.
31:47I have dry eyes.
31:48Is that normal?
31:49I can't do this.
31:50You have to.
31:50Can't be good.
31:51I mean, did I drive here?
31:52Because I can't feel you remember.
31:54Let's just focus one thing at a time.
31:56One thing at a time.
31:57This size of this place.
31:58How much do guards earn these days?
32:00What?
32:00The husband of the dead.
32:02One of her dead friend of the dead friend.
32:03A granna?
32:04He's a guard.
32:05Who told you that?
32:06The man from the village people.
32:08Jesus Christ.
32:09I'm going to be sick.
32:11No, it's gran.
32:12It's gran.
32:12I'm gran.
32:13I'm fine.
32:14Oh, God.
32:20Is anybody coming?
32:22How would I know?
32:25It's open.
32:41Hello?
32:46This place is really creepy.
32:51This place is really creepy.
32:57Hello?
33:01Is anyone home?
33:05Hello?
33:07Excuse me.
33:14What's going on?
33:15Where is everyone?
33:17I don't know.
33:18What shall we do?
33:19But don't look at me.
33:36We could come back.
33:38Come on, Mike.
33:40This place is freaking me the fuck out.
33:43I'm very sorry to hear that, Robin.
33:47Jesus.
33:48Mrs. Haney?
33:50Long time, girls.
33:56Shh.
33:58Well, you three haven't changed a bit, have the man?
34:00That's a good thing, is it?
34:01Change is essential.
34:03That's very true, Mrs. Margo.
34:05Mrs. Ma'am.
34:05Mrs. Haney.
34:06Always getting your mother into trouble this lot.
34:08Yeah, you were always grassing her up.
34:11Sure, what are we brothers for?
34:12We're just so very, very sorry.
34:15This is awful.
34:18You were close then?
34:19You and my wife?
34:21When we were younger.
34:22Yes.
34:23We lost touch when we left school.
34:25I think Greta simply outgrew them.
34:27Okie dokie.
34:28I don't remember her ever mentioning you.
34:32Oh, well, it was just, well, it was Gay that reached out to us.
34:39Gay?
34:40Your sister.
34:46My sister reached out to you?
34:48Mm-hmm.
34:49Yeah, she, um, she emailed us.
34:53I see.
34:56So, we thought we'd come and pay our respects.
35:04And say how incredibly sorry.
35:14Bon voyage.
35:23What a lovely sentiment.
35:28We had to have a closed casket.
35:31I'm not sure if you heard what happened, but, um...
35:36How did it happen?
35:37That's what I don't understand.
35:39Well, she'd been sleepwalking.
35:41At least that seems the most likely explanation.
35:45Do you remember how bad she was?
35:47I'm sure.
35:57And I will.
35:58I'll leave you to it.
36:04You both okay?
36:05No.
36:06Obviously not.
36:07Right.
36:07I forgot how intense her mum was.
36:09Her brother's not exactly a walk in the park either.
36:11Why is there nobody else here?
36:13You never get a crowd for a closed casket.
36:15This is all very weird.
36:16This feels weird.
36:17Is it weird?
36:18I mean, I can't tell what's weird and what's hangover.
36:20I don't understand.
36:21We were fine.
36:25What do we do now?
36:27Should we say a wee prayer?
36:28Wise up.
36:29Can I get you a cup of tea?
36:33Sure I'll do it.
36:36Oh, Jesus.
36:37Well, I am going to throw this down.
36:40Don't do it in here.
36:44Sorry, excuse me.
36:46It was wrong.
36:47What Daddy said.
36:49Sorry?
36:51She did talk about you.
36:53At least to me she did.
36:55She talked about you all the time.
36:58For you, that friendship.
37:00Deb, she said it was the best time of her life.
37:29All right, is she?
37:54Oh, it's fine, up ground.
37:58Up ground.
38:01Oh, Christ.
38:07Can I tell you a secret?
38:10A secret?
38:30My father doesn't have a sister.
38:33What?
38:36I don't have an aunt to care.
38:39Christ.
38:43Shitballs.
38:45Oh, shit.
38:46Fuck.
38:47Fuck.
38:59What the hell are you doing?
39:03Let's get you out of here.
39:04But, Granny...
39:05Come on now.
39:06I'm so sorry.
39:07I was just trying to put a photograph into...
39:09Help me with this.
39:11I just priced it open just a little bit, just a crack, just enough so I could...
39:17A photograph?
39:26What's going on?
39:28What's going on?
39:29I don't know.
39:31It was just a mistake.
39:36It's fine.
39:37You don't have to leave.
39:38Oh, thanks, but it's a long drive, so I have a cat.
39:43What's going on?
39:44Is she having to manage her tea?
39:46I made a lemon drizzle cake.
39:48Well, we don't like lemon drizzle cake, so...
39:50Stay.
39:53Please.
39:54I won't take no for an answer.
39:57Sorry.
39:58No!
40:05It's open!
40:11Jesus!
40:21Jesus, come on!
40:22What are we doing?
40:23What's going on?
40:24Just try.
40:26Go, go, go! The whole doesn't matter. You don't even have a car. That's true.
40:31Well, you like lavender for cake. I have seen you eating lavender for cake.
40:36Well, it's not my favorite.
40:38If I had to break it, it would be myself.
40:40I'll take that now, but it's not the fun.
40:43Don't stop the beat. Can't stop. Can't stop the beat.
41:06Fucking hell. Why is he following us?
41:13It's not her. What? In the coffin, it's not Greta.
41:16What do you mean, it's not Greta? What do you mean? What do I mean?
41:18It's not her. Then who is it? I don't know.
41:23What? What did you learn to try like this? Still run.
41:29The woman who sent us the email, she doesn't exist.
41:32What? That's what the girl said.
41:37Fucking hell.
41:45I still dream about that night sometimes.
41:49I still dream about them.
41:52Because they were there.
41:56We did everything together back then.
41:59The four of us.
42:02Separate.
42:04But inseparable.
42:28We're talking to us.
42:28ThePS, No.
42:45We're still everything DS3.
42:50We're dealing with the Triähría the Cruel Sistema,
42:52I don't know.
43:32Separate, but inseparable.
43:59I don't know.
44:31I don't know.
44:58I don't know.
45:30I don't know.
46:02I don't know.
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