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00:05Okay, walk with me on this.
00:07Gary Wilson bought what is effectively a rotting house.
00:10According to insiders, there's a rumor that Alison Grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement.
00:15When I confronted Gary, he said that his house had good bones.
00:19Who says that?
00:20Either Gary bought this house because he's a murder enthusiast obsessed with the promise of a dead girl's bones,
00:24or he murdered Alison Grant 20 years ago.
00:30Why the fuck do you still have her phone?
00:32Get rid of it.
00:33Can I take a look at those Hinkley Hills heralds we were talking about from March 2?
00:37No, I'm sorry. They're still not back.
00:39There's fire. Follow my lead.
00:41What are you doing?
00:42I'm simply enjoying a bonfire on my property, which you can't seem to stay off of.
00:48That mother fucker.
01:10Be a good girl, Darla.
01:26I swear to God, you have just taken your last dump on my lawn, Darla.
01:35Far from you and me, for some pain.
01:45La la la la la la.
01:49La la la la la.
02:02Cause he who says, call me inside.
02:07Far from you and me, there's no need to hide.
02:11So in the hands of the devil's eye, it's a cha-cha.
02:14In the hands of the devil's eye.
02:19In the hands of the devil's eye, it's a cha-cha.
03:07The devil's eye, it's a cha-cha.
03:15Oops, it's popping.
03:17Auntie Lynn is here.
03:21Oh, wow.
03:23Oh, your first post-baby date.
03:28You deserve this.
03:30I really do.
03:31Did you take a look at the PDF that Rory and I spent hours making for you?
03:34All 12 pages, including the emergency numbers in case I forget 911.
03:40We'll see. That's why we put it there.
03:42But we won't need that.
03:43Will we, Miles?
03:45No, in our first real nice time, it's going to be a diaper change.
03:49Yes.
03:52Hey, she's got this.
03:54Come on.
03:55Let's go, let's go.
03:57Did I mention how gorgeous you look?
04:01Oh, um, you got a little, um, breast milk.
04:04Get these titties all dressed up and this is how they betray me.
04:08Do you want to go get changed? We've got time.
04:10They have a 50-minute grace period.
04:11We can't go now.
04:12Do you know how long it took me to get dressed?
04:14Uh, this feels like a trick.
04:17It is. Watch him out.
04:19I was so looking forward to this.
04:22I'm just going to smell spoiled.
04:24Hey, that's fine.
04:25Honestly, Giordano's Italian can wait.
04:28I mean, if you wanted, we could just settle in home, get out of these clothes and put on some
04:33short tank.
04:35You've got yourself a deal.
04:38Good.
04:38Because my business is scalable.
05:08What are you doing down there?
05:33I told you the real purpose for Gary's bonfire, didn't I?
05:37Yes, but why would Gary Wilson be burning library books?
05:41No, no, not library books.
05:43Newspapers he checked out from the library with an article about Alison Grant.
05:50And last night, while walking with Miles, I saw Darla in front of Gary's house with a bone.
05:57A bone. Huge bone. A human-sized bone.
06:01Okay, and remember the rumor about Alison Grant's parents burying her in the basement?
06:08That's not a coincidence.
06:10What does Rob think of all this?
06:12I haven't told him he wants me to drop the Gary stuff, but I know there's something up.
06:18I mean, you saw the way he got pissed at Agnes when she mentioned an inspector.
06:22Okay, he's hiding something in there.
06:30Samira, I know what it's like.
06:33You're a new mom.
06:34Our hormones have evolved to keep us in a hypervigilant state.
06:39And, of course, you want to keep your baby safe.
06:45I think that you...
06:47Little bitch!
06:49Oh, if you dig up my azaleas, I swear to God.
06:54Get out of here, you filthy, filthy mutt!
06:58And don't come back with your filthy poop all over my powers.
07:18I don't want to rush her. I just feel like it would be good for her to get out of
07:21the house.
07:22Yeah, but I can't believe the Geo Bros was your first offer.
07:25What are you going to suggest next? Chuck E. Cheese?
07:28Dude, you gotta try Drinkly's.
07:30It's where, uh, it's where Hank's used to be.
07:32But they got the best fucking flatbreads.
07:35I fucking love flatbreads.
07:36I know!
07:37We used to be out all the time.
07:39We used to be fun.
07:40We want to be fun together again.
07:42Oh, my gosh.
07:43What?
07:43What the fuck?
07:45Now we're getting some weird.
07:46Uh-huh.
07:48You almost ate shit.
07:49No, I didn't.
07:50Nice ride, dude.
07:51It's a quick trike, and it goes really fast.
07:54You want to give it a spin, Robert?
07:56Oh, uh, I'm good, thanks.
07:59Didn't pack my lycra.
08:01And you can call me Rob.
08:03Hmm, interesting.
08:04But Robert is your government-issued name, no?
08:09Given to you by your parents, Beverly and Donovan Fisher?
08:13Yes, that is my government-giver name,
08:16but no one's called me that since high school, so...
08:19Just Rob now.
08:20Oh, an adult nickname.
08:22It's quaint.
08:23What's happening?
08:24Yeah, dude, you want to explain yourself?
08:27Hmm.
08:27No, thank you.
08:28Good day.
08:31It goes fast forward, but backwards.
08:36It's slower.
08:37Oh, God.
08:41Ow.
08:42Are you...
08:43No?
08:51Gentlemen!
08:53Well, this has been one of the waitest 20 seconds of my life.
08:56Yeah.
09:03What was that about?
09:04Nothing.
09:04Just a...
09:06friendly and productive conversation between my fellow neighbors.
09:10Nothing more, nothing less.
09:10You never use that many syllables unless you're up to something.
09:13Spill it.
09:14I can neither confirm nor deny.
09:17Come on.
09:18You can trust me.
09:21How's that knee feeling?
09:23My knee?
09:24Yeah, the other night in the woods, you were having trouble with your knee.
09:27Yeah?
09:27And now you're out on a brisk walk.
09:30Guess it's feeling better.
09:33Yeah.
09:34It's a chronic knee problem.
09:35It comes and goes.
09:37Is that something you'd maybe want to talk over with a trained professional or a very observant friend?
09:46No.
09:47Hmm.
09:48I see.
09:52Have a good day.
10:27Sharla!
10:30Sharla!
10:31Then Kendra comes back mere hours later with a new song.
10:35Then the next day, released another song.
10:38And that immediately and definitely crowned him the de facto victor.
10:43And son, that's why you don't get into a rap feud with a pull a surprise winner.
10:46You know what I'm saying?
10:47It don't make no sense.
10:49Sharla!
10:51Sharla!
10:53Sharla!
10:54Sharla!
10:55Sharla!
10:57Sharla!
10:58Sharla!
10:59Sharla!
11:00Sharla!
11:00Sharla!
11:00She's gone!
11:02She's gone!
11:03She's gone!
11:04Sharla!
11:07Sharla!
11:09Sharla!
11:11Sharla!
11:14Sharla!
11:15Sharla!
11:15Sharla!
11:16Sharla!
11:16Sharla!
11:18Sharla!
11:19Sharla!
11:20Sharla!
11:21Sharla!
11:22Sharla!
11:31Oh, hello, Danny.
11:33Hiya, Lynn. Sorry to bother. We're just following up on a call from a concerned neighbor.
11:37Unhand my dog, you sniveling coward.
11:41You mean your mother-in-law?
11:43I'm afraid that's confidential.
11:47Agnes, how can you possibly think I did something to your beloved hellhound?
11:52Ah, you see? You see the vitriol?
11:54Look, we both know you didn't really do anything to the dog.
11:57I mean, this is crazy town, USA, all right?
12:01Totally. So, if you could just let me inside, have a quick look around.
12:05Hey!
12:06Lynn, come on.
12:08No.
12:09What do you mean, no?
12:10You can't.
12:11Why?
12:14Did you kill the dog?
12:16No.
12:18But I know my rights.
12:20And you need a warrant.
12:23You'll be such a narc.
12:24We'll be back with a warrant tomorrow.
12:27We are gonna nail your saggy little bottom.
12:30Isn't that right, Daniel?
12:33Yes, Mother.
12:37Hey, Siri, how do you get a warrant?
12:39Like, obviously I know how, but could you tell me any way for fun?
12:42As a bit?
12:54Darla!
12:55Darla!
12:56God damn it, Darla!
12:57You're gonna have to be louder than that.
13:00Darla!
13:02Best money can buy.
13:04Only a dog's ears can hear.
13:06I'll bet Agnes faked this whole thing just to get me sanctioned or repatriated or some other BS.
13:14Seriously, Lynn, what, what, what goes with you two in the drama?
13:17She's jealous of me.
13:19Uh-huh.
13:20Always has been.
13:21Marty and I used to have the best parties on the block.
13:25Agnes, being a joyless harridan, used to love shutting us down.
13:30She blocked me from being on the HOA out of jealous spite.
13:33But that woman will never cease to bend a bylaw to her own twisted liking.
13:40In fact, if her dog is really missing, and that is a very big if, it's her fault.
13:48Why hasn't Darla ever been written up for running around without a leash?
13:53HOA rule 14, section 12.
13:55It is in the statutes.
13:58Hey, guys, evidence spotted.
14:07D-A-F?
14:09Um, dusty as fuck.
14:11Darla Agnes Festersen?
14:14No, don't touch it.
14:15It's right on your property line.
14:17You might as well get caught red-handed.
14:22You know, there could be a simple explanation.
14:26Darla ran into the woods, picked a fight with a posse of raccoons, and is halfway to heaven.
14:31R.I.P.
14:32Good riddance.
14:34It's a gaze.
14:35They're called the gaze of raccoons.
14:37You know, it's also on Gary's property line.
14:42What if he took the dog?
14:48Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and say it.
14:50I saw Darla sniffing around these doors multiple times.
14:55What if he took Darla?
14:59Agnes threatened him with the inspector.
15:01And we already know how he feels about people looking around his house, case in point.
15:04What if this is his revenge on her?
15:08Hmm.
15:08What if Darla's in his house right now?
15:12Well, if she is, we have to go in there and clear my good name.
15:18Yes.
15:20And save Darla.
15:22Yeah, if she's not dead yet.
15:23She's probably dead.
15:24Why would you say something like that, Todd?
15:26She's not dead, okay?
15:28And we're gonna do something now.
15:30That's right.
15:30Because no dog dies on my watch.
15:32That is a lesbian oath.
15:33We gotta go, now.
15:35Maybe we should, um, maybe we should invite ourselves over.
15:37For a neighborly visit.
15:40Right?
15:41Charm ourselves inside and see if we can find Darla.
15:44Yes.
15:44Tonight, we could go in with a belated housewarming gift as cover.
15:50Mm-hmm.
15:50And I have several bottles of room-temperature mediocre Chardonnay that I am happy to re-gift.
15:56Really?
15:58You had to know sometime.
16:03No, I like this plant.
16:05Very Greek.
16:14Hey, my love.
16:16Hey, honey.
16:18Daddy's home.
16:19I'm ready for take two on date night.
16:23Oh, hey, little man.
16:27Daddy's gonna get white girl wasted on one-body tea.
16:32I'm sorry, babe, I can't.
16:34Oh.
16:35Oh.
16:36I'm just so tired.
16:38You know what I mean?
16:38All day with Miles.
16:40I'm barely standing up now.
16:42No, I understand.
16:43But you should go out.
16:45Do something.
16:46See what Naveen's up to?
16:47No.
16:48No.
16:48Yes, yes.
16:48I'll stay here with you two.
16:50Come on, babe.
16:50I know how much you've been dying to get out.
16:52Really?
16:53I do.
16:54I have my best shirt.
16:55I'm not wasting my fuck me shirt on Naveen.
16:57You've been amazing and you deserve to go and have some fun.
17:01I guess I could go for, like, one tiny day.
17:04Yes.
17:05I'm not sure if Naveen's even gonna be...
17:08No, no.
17:09Naveen is free.
17:10I swear that guy's in our walls or something.
17:13I'll go.
17:14Have a good time.
17:15I mean it.
17:16Okay.
17:18Daddy's gonna go get lit.
17:21I won't.
17:22I'll just have one glass of wine and then fall asleep.
17:26This could backfire.
17:28Yeah, but I want to do this for you.
17:30And Darla.
17:32And Darla.
17:37See you soon.
17:43Be careful.
17:59I'll just have one glass of wine and then fall asleep.
18:00I'll just have one glass of wine and then fall asleep.
18:00I'll just have one glass of wine and then fall asleep.
18:01I'll just have one glass of wine and then fall asleep.
18:02I'll just have one glass of wine and then fall asleep.
18:03I'll just have one glass of wine and then fall asleep.
18:03I'll just have one glass of wine and then fall asleep.
18:04I'll just have one glass of wine and then fall asleep.
18:05I'll just have one glass of wine and then fall asleep.
18:05I'll just have one glass of wine and then fall asleep.
18:06I'll just have one glass of wine and then fall asleep.
18:06I'll just have one glass of wine and then fall asleep.
18:07I'll just have one glass of wine and then fall asleep.
18:09I'll just have one glass of wine and then fall asleep.
18:22hello
18:25anyone home
18:31he's not home
18:32why would he leave his door open if he's not home
18:35maybe we can check for him in the back
18:37or the basement
18:39maybe he's washing his body
18:42like taking a shower
18:43yeah I mean whatever you
18:45why don't we pop in and find out
18:47you can't just break in
18:49Samira
18:50from a legal standpoint we're not breaking in
18:52we're walking into an unlocked house
18:55yeah but is that legal
18:56it's not a felony
18:58we have wine
18:59we'll announce ourselves
19:04think about Darla
19:12let's go then
19:20hello
19:21Gary it's your neighbors
19:25it's your friendly neighbors
19:27announcing ourselves
19:29and we wanted to apologize
19:32for um
19:33our recent
19:35intrusive behavior
19:37not cool
19:39we've also brought you
19:40four bottles of the same wine
19:47shit
19:47probably just a draft
19:49this place gives me the heebie jeebies
19:56it's
19:56it's all the same
19:58what do you mean
19:59the furniture
20:00it's all the same
20:02staging furniture
20:02from the open house
20:03Gary didn't change
20:04one thing
20:05that's so odd
20:07if Todd says it's odd
20:08what do you think it means
20:10I think it means
20:11he's not planning
20:12on staying
20:13very long
20:16maybe that's the door
20:17to the basement
20:22come on
20:23Darla could be this way
20:26Darla
20:27here girl
20:31yep I just peed a little
20:42he's here
21:00he's here
21:02he's here
21:10he's like
21:14Wow.
21:15This place is unrecognizable.
21:18Do you remember how sticky the floors used to be?
21:20Mm-hmm.
21:21And that pinball machine that they had over there in the corner.
21:23Yeah, remember that thing gave me a staph infection?
21:25Dude, never forget.
21:28R.I.P. Hanks, man.
21:29That place had a certain unsanitary charm.
21:33This is, dare I say, it kind of hip.
21:34Right?
21:35I mean, it sort of has that jubilant and slightly horny energy,
21:38like a local bar on the night before Thanksgiving.
21:40No.
21:41Oh, yo, check it.
21:43I'm glad that guy survived the regime change.
21:45You know, he worked for Hank for a few years.
21:46Oh, yeah.
21:47Afro beats in Hinkley Hills?
21:50Come on, man.
21:51I wonder if they'd let me do a DJ residency.
21:53You know, maybe this place has genuinely changed.
21:56The bean, the bean.
21:58I spoke too soon.
21:59Ah, good old Benedict Cumberbatch.
22:01Ah, still a classic.
22:03You two lovebirds on a date, huh?
22:05And that cute little shirt.
22:06Mm, it's cute.
22:08That's kind of homophobic, dude.
22:09Come on, don't be such a snowflake.
22:11Mind if I join you?
22:12It's a two-top, so...
22:13Yeah, the bean has a stuff in French.
22:15I love a few.
22:17I freaking love this place, huh?
22:19It's my home away from home.
22:21Don't get me wrong.
22:22I love being a fan, but as men, we got to be let off the leash.
22:26You know, biologically wired to wander.
22:28That's just science.
22:30You learned that from the podcast?
22:31Yeah.
22:34So, Roborella, how's dad life treating you?
22:37Yeah, you know, it's a bit of a learning curve, but we're figuring it out.
22:42I hear you.
22:43Those first few months after Angel was born, Lauren started secretly burning her mail.
22:48All of it.
22:49She thought I was being laced with the anthrax.
22:51What, really?
22:52Yeah, I lost a lot of good sports illustrator that year.
22:55But, hey, it's a postpartum for you.
22:58Shit is real.
23:00Yeah, I mean, it is.
23:03Sometimes I wish I could just crawl inside my wife's head.
23:07Wait, I might know what she needed from me.
23:12Don't feel bad.
23:14It's not your fault.
23:15Women are complex, beautiful creatures.
23:19Evolutionarily designed for resilience.
23:22Okay?
23:23Most men can't even begin to comprehend what childbirth does to women.
23:27Yeah, that's, um...
23:29Wow.
23:31Which is why you gotta lay down the law, make them listen to reason.
23:35Otherwise, those crazy bitches, they're never gonna stop burning the mail.
23:38You feel me?
23:38I like that less.
23:39Almost had us in the first half.
23:41All right, I got the next round.
23:42What do you two ladies want?
23:44Rosés?
23:46Roasted!
23:48I feel like I've been a merchant EYG's.
23:52Let's go check upstairs.
23:54What?
23:54No, I think we should fuck the fuck off.
24:02I'm with Todd.
24:03Fuck the fuck off.
24:04Come on.
24:04We're already here.
24:06Let's go check for Darla.
24:08I'm with Todd.
24:08I'm with Todd open.
24:50Darla is not here, okay?
24:53We made a valiant try, but we need to get out of here.
25:06Who are you? Why are you in my house?
25:08Who are we? Who are you?
25:11Betsy. Betsy Wilson, Gary's wife.
25:15Wife? He has a wife.
25:19We are so sorry. This is a misunderstanding. We're your neighbors.
25:26Hello, neighbor.
25:28Hi, I'm Samira.
25:32Dana. Dana Richards?
25:33Todd Mann, 1D2Ns.
25:37We wanted to bring a gift by to welcome Gary, you both, to the neighborhood.
25:43The front door was unlocked. It's not a crime, but it is a security breach and concerning.
25:50That's right. So we knew we needed to come in and make sure that you were safe.
25:57You said you brought a gift?
25:59Yes. We brought a bouquet of wine for us to all share together as neighbors in fellowship.
26:07Get ready for the puns.
26:08We'll have a shardy party, if you will.
26:11Join us. It's Shablia grape time.
26:13We were going to bring red, but we were like, maybe Pino, P-not.
26:19We're working on that one.
26:27After you.
26:31After us.
26:42You know, we had no idea that Gary was married.
26:47Because, you know, we haven't seen you around.
26:51Are you married?
26:52Oh, yes. Very happily married to my wife, Julia.
26:57Haven't seen her around much, either.
27:00Well, she's been away.
27:07Cute picture.
27:09Is that your family?
27:11It came with the frame.
27:17So, how did you and Gary made?
27:20Online.
27:21Okay.
27:23Been together a while?
27:25We're newlyweds.
27:26Oh, yeah.
27:27Just like me and my husband.
27:29We've been married for eight months.
27:30City all wedding.
27:31We also have a ten-week-old.
27:33You do the math.
27:34That's our story.
27:35What about you?
27:36What about you?
27:39I'm not pregnant, if that's what you're asking.
27:43Same here.
27:45You do the math and the science.
27:48It's not going to happen.
27:50Unless I paid to do it.
27:55Or informally with a friend.
27:58Just our stuff.
28:00Whoa.
28:01The wine just hit me there.
28:03Oh.
28:03You actually have anything to eat?
28:05I might need something to soak up the alcohol before I stumble on home.
28:11You want a snack?
28:13Snacks.
28:14We love snacks.
28:18Let me see what I can whip up.
28:20Thank you, Betsy.
28:22Yes.
28:23I hope she makes burgers.
28:27Let's poke round Beth Fisher's house.
28:32Snooping like a little mouse.
28:37Shh.
28:39Don't tell anyone.
28:43Here you go.
28:45Here.
28:46Here.
29:10What do we have here, Mr. Miles?
29:14Should we see what Don's investment portfolio is?
29:19Hmm?
29:25Oh, what's this?
29:302005.
29:43Robert shows a proclivity towards violence.
29:50Prone to outbursts and antisocial behavior.
29:55It's clear he doesn't have many friends.
29:58The patient's most overwhelming emotion is rage.
30:05Rob?
30:06Our Rob?
30:16I mean, is it gauche to ask for a promotion in this climate?
30:20Megan's parents paid for the house, but it's still going to be hard to live the Brie and
30:23Hamon Niberico lifestyle that I'm accustomed to on one's salary.
30:27Hey, don't look now, but I think you've got a little admirer over there that is giving
30:31you some serious pupil action.
30:33What time?
30:3510 o'clock.
30:37Subtle.
30:40That is not subtle.
30:47She's not looking at me, dude.
30:49Yes, she is.
30:49No.
30:50No, she's not.
30:50Hey, can you stop being such a white flannel?
30:52I know the split's new, but this could be a good opportunity for you.
30:55Oh, my God, she's coming over.
30:56Okay, cool.
30:57Do not talk about your DJ.
30:58Hi.
30:59Dance hall, R&B, hip-hop, stuff like that.
31:03I DJ.
31:04Oh, sorry, hi.
31:05Uh, what up?
31:07I'm so sorry to interrupt.
31:09Um, we actually signed up for next game.
31:13Oh.
31:14Oh, shoot.
31:15We totally stole your spot.
31:16No, no, no, no rush.
31:17No rush.
31:17I just wanted to let you know that we're next.
31:20And, um, I'm actually down to play whoever wins.
31:25Good thing my middle name is Winner.
31:29Uh, I was hoping for that.
31:32I'm, I'm Kate.
31:33And, oh, sorry, what's your first name?
31:35Naveen.
31:36Um, you know what?
31:37Let me clean this up.
31:38And, uh, buy you a drink.
31:41And we can get a game going.
31:44Yeah.
31:45Yeah?
31:45Yeah.
31:46Yeah, okay.
31:47All right.
31:51I think that is my cue to leave you to it.
31:54Maybe it is.
31:56You got this.
32:00Oh, quite the presentation.
32:03Fancy.
32:09Sardine.
32:14Are you still hungry?
32:18Because if not, I should probably...
32:19Yes.
32:20I'm starving.
32:22Right, guys?
32:23Aren't you?
32:24Not me.
32:25I'm trying to cut back.
32:27On what?
32:28Well, that's fine.
32:29Because I love it.
32:31It's great for breastfeeding.
32:32You know, oily fish with all the omegas.
32:37Oh, slippery little sucker.
32:43Mmm.
32:44Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
32:53Mmm.
32:54It's a little baby buddy.
32:55Crunching.
32:57Crème de la crème.
33:00Shit.
33:01I'll give it a try.
33:04Whoa.
33:06My hands are so oily.
33:08Don't you hate when that happens, Dana?
33:09You want to come to the bathroom with me while I wash my hands?
33:12I might need an extra set of hands.
33:17Yes, I would be glad to.
33:19And that way, I'll know where the bathroom is in case I have to go to the bathroom, which I
33:23will, because I have a tiny bladder.
33:25It's at the top of the stairs.
33:27Great.
33:28Mmm.
33:30Kind of just slides right down.
33:32Oh.
33:34Let's try the basement.
33:37Are you sure it's this way?
33:53dust in my throat.
33:55You know, I should probably go check on your friend.
33:58You know, the paint in the library is an interesting hue.
34:03Is that pink, or is it tea rose, or?
34:06I'd say it's more of a flesh.
34:10The basement.
34:12Darla.
34:14Darla.
34:16After you.
34:32Yeah.
34:37Darla.
34:39Darla.
34:40Darla.
34:42Darla.
34:42Darla, your girl.
34:47Darla.
34:52Oh, my goodness.
34:55She's really in there.
34:57Darla.
34:58What are you talking about?
35:00It's the grave of Alison Grant.
35:13Quick, we don't have a lot of time.
35:15Samira, what is going on?
35:17Remember when I told you Alison Grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement?
35:21Well, allegedly, I thought.
35:23But yes?
35:26Wait.
35:28What about Darla?
35:29Did you bring us here under false pretenses?
35:32We're still looking for Darla and Alison,
35:35who I think Darla partially found because I saw her the other night
35:39with a bone that she got from Gary's trash can.
35:45Do you mean that Gary might have killed that girl?
35:47Maybe.
35:48Maybe he killed Darla because she knew too much?
35:51She didn't ask for that.
35:52She just went to shit in someone's yard.
35:54He did say the house had good bones.
35:56Another meaning of the real estate term.
35:58That bastard bought this house as a trophy
36:02so he could bask in his terrible crime.
36:05Exactly.
36:06And destroy the evidence.
36:08It's anything he can get his hands on.
36:09Anything he can disinter.
36:11Why didn't you tell us about any of this?
36:13I didn't want you to think I'm crazy.
36:16I need to prove it to myself.
36:17I need to know I'm not losing my mind.
36:20You believe me, don't you, Dana?
36:25What do you think?
36:38Proper form, soft elbows, bent knees, 20 years of topsoil and annual moisture.
36:44The remains are likely skeletal and they're probably in pieces,
36:47so investigate all solid things.
36:51Let's go.
36:53So you chose not to add any new decor or personal touches to your home.
36:59Oh.
37:00Well, we thought we'd finish fixing up the place.
37:05You're going to need permits here.
37:08You know, historical landmark and what have you.
37:15Why don't you go outside?
37:18I'm allergic to the sun.
37:30Hey.
37:31Hello.
37:33Oh, Jesus.
37:34Rob, you startled me.
37:39Where's Samira?
37:43I think I hit something.
37:45The bone is hard and wet.
37:50What?
37:55Shit.
37:57It's a pipe.
38:05I like the wallpaper.
38:08Do you see all the eyes?
38:11All the eyes on the wall looking back at us?
38:17I've always seen the eyes.
38:27I often think I'm the only one who sees the things I see.
38:32How do you mean?
38:34Oh, you know, a detail.
38:37But here we are, seeing the same thing.
38:51She had to run errands.
38:56What?
38:56Now?
38:58It's nearly ten o'clock.
39:01You're not angry, are you?
39:08Oh.
39:10Hi.
39:33Oh, hi.
39:40Oh, hi.
39:51Okay.
39:51Good night.
39:53She'll be back any minute.
39:56I know it.
39:57What the hell?
40:02I just want you to know that we all think of you as a very kind, gentle, even-keeled person.
40:10Right, yeah, okay.
40:11Good night, then.
40:31Well, thanks for stopping by, neighbors.
40:35Let's not do this again soon.
40:37And I'll send you a bill for the pipe.
40:47And I'll send you a bill for the pipe.
40:49Darla!
40:50My sweet baby!
40:52He saved the dog!
40:54Come here, baby!
40:56Oh, baby girl.
40:57Oh, my baby, you're home.
41:00Here's your favorite bone.
41:02She was just wandering Asheville's present.
41:04Thank you so much.
41:06Oh.
41:06Oh, my hero.
41:07You brought me my baby.
41:09Oh, thank you.
41:10Come on, baby girl.
41:11Come on.
41:14Come on.
41:15Great.
41:16Now he's a hero.
41:18A dog saved is a dog saved.
41:22I sense this somehow peeves you.
41:25I guess you're off the hook now.
41:28I guess I am.
41:30Hey, I learned that I like sardines.
41:34So, you know, win-win.
41:36I'm gonna go soak my blisters.
41:39Todd, come help me.
41:41Come in.
41:52Oh, thanks for the wine!
42:02I mean, put aside the fact that you lied to me about going out tonight,
42:06you broke into the house.
42:08There was no breaking, just entering.
42:11Okay.
42:11Of a guy who has already called the cops on you,
42:14and then you start vandalizing his property.
42:17Why were you even in there?
42:18I was looking for Agnes' dog.
42:20Agnes can look after her own dog.
42:22For God's sake, Samira.
42:24This was so reckless and dangerous and illegal.
42:28He could have called the cops on you again.
42:32You could have been hurt.
42:34But I'm okay, and he didn't.
42:37I also feel like you're glossing over this whole secret wife thing.
42:41He has a woman stashed in his house like a doll.
42:44She's not the one breaking into people's houses and ripping up their basements.
42:47You don't understand.
42:49No, I don't.
42:51So help me.
42:53Please, help me to understand.
42:55Okay.
42:56Maybe it's not about the dog.
42:59What then?
43:02I know.
43:04I know something's wrong.
43:06That guy is up to something, and I need you to believe me.
43:10What do you think he's up to?
43:13Sticking up Alison Grant's bones.
43:20Samira, I have told you that is just a rumor.
43:24Do you know what he was burning in that bonfire the other night?
43:27Yeah, I don't know.
43:28Logs.
43:29Newspapers.
43:29Yeah, it's kindling.
43:30That's how people start filers.
43:32Newspapers from 2005, Rob.
43:35Newspapers about her, about Alison Grant.
43:38What?
43:39Why didn't you tell me this?
43:41I was trying to find information online, and I couldn't.
43:44And I started digging.
43:46He was burning evidence about her death.
43:49You have to know that there's...
43:50Enough!
43:51Okay?
43:51It was 20 years ago.
43:53Her body isn't down there.
43:55So just drop it.
44:04I'm sorry.
44:06I'm sorry.
44:07I'm sorry.
44:07I'm just tired.
44:16I'm sorry.
44:20Samira, I'm sorry.
44:22It's okay.
44:22Consider it dropped.
44:30So she thought the dead girl's bones were down there?
44:34I mean, I get the instinct.
44:36The vibes radiating off of Gary?
44:38I don't like him.
44:40He's the kind of person that you want to hold your breath when he walks by.
44:43And if he called the cops on me...
44:46Oh, man.
44:46I would hold that grudge until the end of time.
44:49Yeah.
44:50Don't get me started on nightgown lady in the house, either.
44:54In a way, she kind of reminds me of you.
44:57What do you mean?
44:59Well, just in that she can't leave the house, and you don't leave the cul-de-sac.
45:05Of course I leave the cul-de-sac.
45:07No, you don't.
45:08I would see it.
45:09I mean, I see everything.
45:15It's just, I...
45:18I like having clear boundaries set.
45:21No surprises.
45:22I know what to expect.
45:24And then I don't worry.
45:26Okay?
45:27Agoraphobia is kind of at odds with your rambunctious live-laugh-love personality, no?
45:34Yeah, well, people are complicated.
45:36For example, I wouldn't guess that adult Charlie Brown would be deeply into avant-garde Japanese workwear,
45:45but we all contain multitudes, don't we?
45:52Okay.
45:53Showed you mine.
45:54You gotta show me yours.
45:55Show you my what?
45:57Your big secret from yesterday.
45:59Come on.
46:00Well, I found a police report.
46:03And?
46:04Let's just say it's not Gary that we need to be worried about.
46:11It's Rob.
46:27One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
46:37Two can be as bad as one thinks, the loneliest number since the number one.
46:56One is the loneliest number if you're allowed to be believes her.
47:02Oh.
47:13Okay.
47:14Good.
47:16Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
47:24Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
47:34Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
47:46Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
47:52Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
48:00One is the loneliest number one
48:05Is the loneliest number one
48:09One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
48:18One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
48:47One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
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