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00:00You
00:05Yeah, your wife, sorry, I forgot her name Betsy how did Samira figure out that Betsy is Alison Grant?
00:13What is that? Alison sardines sardines. She's alive man. She's back for the boys
00:19Rob thinks she's been brainwashed classic Stockholm syndrome isn't Gary of Darks Allison takes us somewhere far away very easy
00:26for him to make
00:26himself her entire world remember you aren't here does anyone ever really know that neighbors I've been watching YouTube freaks
00:33from the window and
00:34whatever the hell you're up to I want to be what were you in that bar back arguing about cuz
00:38that guy hasn't stopped looking over here since
00:39you sat down what happened to Hank Hank was my brother he's about as much in Hawaii as Elvis is
00:45running a gas station in
00:46Pittsburgh I did not run away I was kidnapped if you got free why are you here I have to
00:51show you something wait hold on Gary is a good guy
01:09Hey
01:10Hey you want a piece of this huh tough guy do you you don't want to do this the asshole
01:15tried to grab my wallet
01:17he's pissed drunk he doesn't know what he's doing hey Al you're cut off yeah yeah you drunk piece of
01:23shit hey
01:27get this idiot out of here I'm taking a break okay let's go okay
01:36here's the thing yeah hey listen listen listen listen listen I don't know how many times I got to tell
01:41you this I don't care how much money you got I'm not selling oh yeah big mistake huh okay sure
01:48sure hey
01:49go fuck yourself
02:27you
02:29you
02:30you
02:31you
02:34you
02:47you
03:50Okay, well, it still says delivered, not read.
03:52Maybe his phone died?
03:53Yeah, Allison, we were just with him. I'm sure he's on his way back home.
03:56Is there anywhere else he might have stopped? Any other surprising hobbies besides Pilates?
04:00Does he cycle? Throw clay? All the white guys love that, especially Rob.
04:03Guilty.
04:04His pin shows him near Highland Off Winter. What's over there?
04:07Not much. Kind of on the edge of town.
04:09Okay, well, it hasn't refreshed in half an hour, so that means...
04:12Either Gary's posted up chilling, or...
04:14Something happened.
04:17What if somebody took him?
04:19Gary's been poking around, asking questions.
04:21Whoever it is could know that he's on to them. We need to find him and bring him home, okay?
04:25Okay, Naveen and I'll go. You can send us the location of Gary's phone?
04:28Yeah.
04:29Do you want me to stay?
04:32Allison, we got you, okay?
04:35I'm coming. Calm down.
04:37I know that it's easy to jump to conclusions, but this is Lynn we're talking about.
04:43She's a loving friend. She's a caring...
04:45Talk to her. Open, honest, straight talk.
04:49She has the right to explain herself.
04:51Yeah, you're right. Innocent until proven guilty.
04:54Yeah, that's right. The rule of law still applies.
04:57Fucking A, it does.
05:00Judy, the librarian, is one of your suspects.
05:03You think I'm crazy?
05:04Did that word come out of my mouth?
05:05I'm just trying to understand how you and Hank are connected.
05:08I mean, they're 20 years apart, with very different circumstances.
05:12Okay.
05:14Look at the runaway note my parents were sent.
05:18Dear Mom and Dad, I can't stand it here any longer.
05:21I've run away from Hinkley Hills to make my dreams of being a dancer come true.
05:26Don't try to find me, as ever, Allison.
05:30I mean, I definitely felt those things, but I did not write that.
05:35This is the letter Gary got from his brother Hank.
05:38Dear Gary, greetings from Maui.
05:40I finally retired to the place of my dreams.
05:42Like they say in show business, don't call me, I'll call you, as ever, Hank.
05:48As ever?
05:49Yeah, does that sound like a guy who spent years cleaning up piss and puke from the floor
05:53of a bar, and we weren't the only ones who went missing?
05:56Okay, there was the social studies teacher who suddenly sent a letter of resignation
06:00saying she was going to become a ski instructor in Switzerland.
06:03There was a guy who sold handbags out of the trunk of his car.
06:06One day, he left a suicide note, but he was a really happy guy, and then they found
06:10his car over by the river, handbags and all.
06:14Okay, the safest town in America has a lot of people desperate to leave.
06:18Yeah, now you're getting it.
06:19But why?
06:22You know, I begged Gary to lie low.
06:24I said don't attract attention, but he kept going to the bar.
06:27He took too many chances.
06:28Samira, whoever is behind this, we can't let them get away with it.
06:32They might do it again.
06:33You say the family of the other people wouldn't give you any answers.
06:36But is there someone else who might have some answers?
06:41Where would you start?
06:43I guess in my own front yard.
07:11Wait, wait, is somebody in there?
07:14My brother.
07:21Okay, nobody else can know I'm here.
07:23It's fine.
07:24I trust Langston with my life and my baby.
07:26Please, Samira, the more people that know I'm here, the less safe we all are.
07:29He's discreet.
07:31Unless you're one of his exes.
07:32Please.
07:35Just know I'm sending away my kinfolk and my free child care for you.
07:40Remember that.
07:56Oh, oh, Agnes Darien.
07:58You did not just use Beyonce's grandma as an exclamation.
08:02The divine mother?
08:02Yes.
08:03Like you.
08:04Stop.
08:05Where is mom's?
08:06Well, little man's all good.
08:08Look, fresh.
08:08Oh.
08:09Those stairs just kicking back in his little bassinet.
08:12I came down to do a little clean up.
08:13Oh, you dream.
08:15He is living the ideal childhood here, girl.
08:18This place is so wholesome, so calm, so clean.
08:22Girl, you got the trash truck doing the damn thing on a Sunday.
08:24On a Sunday.
08:25Come on.
08:26These public works, funded and function.
08:29No notes.
08:31Yes.
08:32Yes, it's wonderful.
08:33I feel like I'm in that America.
08:35Yeah, that's why I'm really sad to inform me that you got to go back to the city.
08:41Wait, you ain't pushing me out the door like this, since you and the basketball captain
08:45used to pretend that he was coming over just to do homework.
08:47It's not that I don't want you to stay, you know, but I just know what's going to happen
08:51if you stick around.
08:51You're going to make me cocktails, regale me with your misadventures.
08:55Everything that you're missing.
08:57Exactly.
08:58It's really hard for me to hear that right now.
09:00I get it.
09:01You and your boring era, it's okay.
09:03I only came because I was worried about you, but I am glad that you found your people here,
09:08sis, and they're all so weird, and that's okay.
09:10It's weird that you dancing like you was just dancing?
09:13Girl, that wasn't weird.
09:14That was swag.
09:14Is that how you pull them?
09:16It's...
09:16I'm not buying it.
09:17Let me say a little something.
09:19Come on.
09:19I got the last three.
09:21Hey!
09:21That's how I got the last three.
09:22I know I got the last three.
09:25But you can't do it.
09:26You can't hit him with this.
09:26I can't, because I ain't got booty like you.
09:30Now get your butt out of here.
09:31I love you.
09:32Love you.
09:32And kiss my nephew.
09:41Thanks.
09:51Where is it?
09:52There.
09:57Dude, we are so good at this detective shit.
09:59I feel like Sherlock Holmes.
10:00I think if anything, I'd be Sherlock Holmes.
10:02Don't accent privilege, sis.
10:04All right, we've got to find a way to break into his phone.
10:06You know, get some clues.
10:07Good idea.
10:07We need to be strategic about this.
10:08We're only going to get three attempts before we're...
10:10We're locked out.
10:11What?
10:11Yeah, it's not all ones, all nines, or my birthday.
10:14Why would it be your birthday?
10:15I panicked.
10:16Wait.
10:17Gary's phone's here, and he's not.
10:20That's...
10:20That's number one off our gear bear.
10:22Right, we just need to do some retracing.
10:24I saw him last in...
10:25Drink, please.
10:26All right, you said he was talking to that bar back?
10:28Elementary.
10:29That's enough.
10:30There's no shame in being Watson.
10:31There's a lot of shame in being Watson.
10:33So drink, please.
10:35And put your foot down, Watson.
10:36I'm not Watson.
10:37You are so Watson.
10:38Who wants to be Watson?
10:48Okay, we go in, we find the bar back that was talking to Gary, and then we interrogate him.
10:52What?
10:52Hey, hey, hey.
10:53We're not doing any interrogating.
10:55What?
10:55Yeah, we corner him, we wear him down, and we F him.
10:58Okay, we're not doing any F-ing.
11:00We just need to calm down, all right?
11:01When Gary went in, their gun's metaphorically blazing.
11:03They always threw him out of the place.
11:04Okay, so what do we do?
11:05We wait until Drinkly's closes, catch him on the way out.
11:08Oh, can we at least wait inside?
11:10You know, grab a spritz, maybe pop a couple of tricky tendies?
11:13You're a grown man.
11:14Please finish your words.
11:16And obviously, we can't go inside, because if we go inside, then we're going to tip him off.
11:19Dude, I'm starving.
11:20Fine, go to Inkly Heroes, grab yourself a snack.
11:22I'll stay here and start the steak out.
11:24We're like buddy cops.
11:26Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker.
11:29I get it.
11:29I'm Sandra Bullock.
11:31You're Melissa McCarthy.
11:32What movie is that?
11:33The heat, dude.
11:34Female representation in the buddy cop space.
11:36I'm also getting us smoothies.
11:38Okay.
11:43Ah, Bill, you are an angel.
11:46I really appreciate it.
11:47Not at all.
11:47I know how finicky these old thermostats can be.
11:54Are you sure it's broken?
12:02Oh, would you look at that?
12:05You will have a miracle touch.
12:07Just needed a good twist, I guess.
12:09This is so embarrassing.
12:11Rob usually sets it, but he's been out all day with Naveen,
12:14and I get worried that Miles will get a chill.
12:16And I don't really know the doctors out here all that well yet,
12:18so that gets my anxiety spiking.
12:19And before I know it, I'm rambling.
12:22Well, I wish I could say the worry goes away with time,
12:25but parent to parent, it's my duty to tell you it doesn't.
12:30Ah.
12:32Wait.
12:33Lynn brought an apple pie over yesterday.
12:35Could I offer you a slice?
12:36It's the least I could do, you know, dragging you across the block.
12:39I've never been one to turn down a slice of that pie.
12:43All right.
12:48Would you like some tea with that?
12:50I'd love some tea.
12:51That would be lovely.
12:52Okay.
13:01Hi!
13:02Hello.
13:03Well, what are you two doing here?
13:06Hi, we're just stopping by to see our favorite neighbor.
13:10How you doing?
13:11You look cute.
13:12We've brought you a comically large assortment of loose-leaf teas
13:16of different brands and varieties.
13:19Is this an intervention?
13:21I know my limits.
13:22We've been getting that a lot, but no.
13:24It's just getting chilly to have wine out on the porch,
13:27and, you know, that cold really aggravates my niece, so.
13:30We thought, why not try something different?
13:32And you know, all the times you've had us over for wine night,
13:36you've never once asked me inside your house.
13:49It's good tea.
13:50Yeah.
13:52Very floral.
13:53Uh-huh.
13:54Yeah.
13:57You know what I love about our friendship, this trio?
14:00It's our respect for each other.
14:01It's like we're close, but we really respect each other's boundaries.
14:06It's nice.
14:08But also, we can talk about anything.
14:10In the nicest, most even-handed, non-judgmental way.
14:15And we fully know that we'll always give each other the benefit of the doubt,
14:19which is so good.
14:21Yeah.
14:22Why are you keeping your husband's corpse in your refrigerator?
14:26Jesus, Todd.
14:27That is not how we planned this.
14:28It's just dragging.
14:29Why even have a plan?
14:31But yes, why is he in saran wrap?
14:33For extra freshness, Lynn?
14:35Oh, God, are you eating him?
14:38Lynn, are you eating him?
14:40No.
14:41I am not eating him.
14:43Oh, God, thank God.
14:44So you admit it.
14:45Admit what?
14:46That he's in there.
14:47We saw you through the window, dragging him around like a sack of taters.
14:52I'm not admitting anything.
14:55I'm just...
14:56I...
14:58I don't...
15:04Honey, we are your friends, okay?
15:07And we're gonna help you through this.
15:10Whatever it is.
15:11But you have to tell us the truth from the beginning, okay?
15:16I'll make more tea.
15:21Good pie?
15:23Look forward to it every year.
15:25I love the little traditions you guys have here.
15:27You're a Hinkle Hill's lifer, right?
15:28Yep.
15:29Been here since 82.
15:32Whoa, those are some roots, Bill.
15:34And you were a cop the entire time?
15:3641 years.
15:38Wow.
15:39Saves this town in America.
15:40Must have been boring, huh?
15:41That's the way we like it.
15:44Yeah.
15:44I guess she had a little excitement every now and then.
15:47Like the girl across the street that went missing.
15:49What was her name again?
15:52Allison Grant.
15:53That's the one.
15:54And ever since Rob told me that story, I can't get it out of my head.
15:56But you guys stopped looking for her after a while, right?
15:59Whatever happened with that?
16:02She was a runaway.
16:04You know that for sure.
16:05Her parents received a letter.
16:08Family dispute outside our jurisdiction.
16:11That's a little convenient, isn't it?
16:13I mean, you guys didn't authenticate the letter?
16:15Analyze the handwriting of the language she used?
16:18I'm not a crime lab guy.
16:20Right.
16:20Any persons of interest?
16:23You know who you should ask about this.
16:28Your husband.
16:40What's up?
16:42Nothing.
16:42I just texted Samira and said, is everything okay?
16:46She said Bill's here, we'll explain later.
16:48Why would Bill be there?
16:50I don't know, dude.
16:51I guess she'll explain later.
16:52Thank God you're here.
16:56Can you believe she came back?
16:59Allison is here.
17:00Alive.
17:02Breathing.
17:03Blinking.
17:04Blood pumping through her veins.
17:06I mean, there's got to be a way to say that without sounding like a hungry vampire.
17:09I just think that, like, we need to take a second to process this.
17:12Try talking about our feelings.
17:14Come on, go for it.
17:18Okay, well...
17:20I guess I feel...
17:26I feel like I'm watching the King's speech.
17:30It's all just hard to believe.
17:33It's unbelievable.
17:34And so I feel...
17:36Relieved.
17:36Yes, that's the word.
17:38It's just so weird that we spent all this time worrying about her and what happened to her,
17:42and then suddenly she's here, and she kind of seems okay.
17:46Allison always had this vibe, right?
17:48She was always cooler than us, always had this look, and she still has a look, even though she looks
17:53so much different now.
17:54So different.
17:55So different.
17:56But now she's got this, like, toughness to her.
17:59Like, she's seen some shit, and I think she's way vibeier.
18:05And I swear, I'm not even kidding.
18:07I think there's a vibe between us.
18:10Naveen, what?
18:11She's married.
18:11I know.
18:12To Gary.
18:13Do we know if that's real, though?
18:14It could be a cover, like A Marriage of Convenience, like Spies, or Assassins.
18:21I mean, you could always just ask her.
18:23Oh, no, that'll totally kill the vibe.
18:28Dude, it's in.
18:29Sure.
18:29All right, come on.
18:30Let's go.
18:41It looks pretty good, all things considered.
18:45I didn't know you could keep a body for this long in a fridge.
18:48Oh, yeah.
18:49Up to eight months, if properly sealed.
18:53Well, you know, I, uh, found him when I was coming home from the grocery store.
19:01I was putting the food away, and he was in here, already cold.
19:05Heart attack?
19:06I assume.
19:08His hand was on his chest.
19:11No.
19:11No autopsy, of course, so it's hard to.
19:16Let's close this back up and get the temperature consistent.
19:23I didn't know what to do.
19:26I couldn't move.
19:28I was frozen.
19:30Good pun.
19:31Well, you were in shock.
19:33So don't blame yourself.
19:35But I knew that I had to do something, but he was already gone, and I couldn't make it real.
19:43And then an hour passed, and then another hour, and then, and then I thought, well, it couldn't hurt to,
19:51you know, keep him...
19:54On ice?
19:55Yes.
19:57Until I was ready to say goodbye.
19:59And then a week passed, and then a month, and where'd you tell your kittens?
20:06At their dead dads in the icebox?
20:09Todd, well, you know, we're not exactly close.
20:12Erica is still on that sheep ranch in New Zealand, and it's such a long way to travel.
20:18And Maddie can't accept phone calls at the ashram, so I told them that we would have a memorial service
20:25sometime in the future.
20:27I think the future is now.
20:30I get it.
20:31You left it too long.
20:33I'm so ashamed.
20:35He wasn't perfect.
20:37But Marty was my whole life.
20:39My person.
20:41I couldn't let him go.
20:44Then, honey, grief is a beast.
20:47Okay?
20:49It's okay.
20:51You know, you should be able to keep human remains on your property, providing the proper reporting procedures have been
20:58followed, so...
20:59Oh, yeah, and you filed the death certificate, right?
21:05Hmm.
21:07We got this.
21:08For the boys.
21:09For the boys.
21:09You know, I found out it's from a bad man.
21:11Do you mind if we have a quick word?
21:12What's he doing?
21:14Oh, shit, he's running.
21:15Oh!
21:16Oh, dang!
21:19Quick, get in the car!
21:22Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
21:26Oh, man!
21:28Shit, shit, shit.
21:37Eh, no!
21:39I don't have your trivia prize, man.
21:41It goes to the highest scorer that is still present.
21:44We won!
21:45Rob!
21:46Focus!
21:47Look, we don't want to hurt you.
21:49We just want to have a talk.
21:50But say the wrong thing, and we'll end you.
21:53He's joking.
21:53I'm not!
21:54Okay, dude, I've got this.
21:56Have you seen our friend Gary?
21:57Not since you have.
21:58Well, what were you talking about earlier?
22:00That little kerfuffle in the bar.
22:01None of your business.
22:02Maybe it is my business, because I'm a nosy neighbor.
22:04Remember?
22:05No.
22:06What?
22:06Okay, whatever.
22:07Look, what are you talking about his brother Hank?
22:10Okay, listen up.
22:11If I were you, I'd drop all of this, okay?
22:13Just go back to your pretty little girlfriend.
22:15Before somebody gets hurt.
22:17Is that a threat, dude?
22:18My wife.
22:19Are you threatening us right now?
22:21I might warn you, he is currently experiencing some sort of smoothie-based sugar high.
22:24So I would stop playing bull buddy.
22:25I am fucking amped!
22:28Okay.
22:28I'll tell you the same thing I told Hank when you didn't want to sell this place.
22:32There are just some people that you don't say no to in this town.
22:35And a good rule of thumb, don't fuck with an ex-cop.
22:39What the hell?
22:40Shit!
22:42What a prick!
22:44Ex-cop.
22:45Who the fuck is an ex-cop besides Bill?
22:49Oh, my God.
22:51Samira.
22:54I guess as a mother, I just don't understand why they forgot about her.
22:57How this girl disappears.
22:59And it seemed like nobody cared.
23:01You know what I mean?
23:02I suppose I do.
23:06So she's just the one that got away, huh?
23:08Oh, my God.
23:38Asked me what he knew about Hank.
23:39Hank?
23:40What about Hank?
23:41Oh, we know about Hank.
23:42Oh, we know.
23:43Yeah.
23:44What do we know?
23:45He said an ex-cop had something to do with his disappearance.
23:49He said, don't fuck with an ex-cop.
23:51Oh, Jesus Christ, Dan.
23:53What did you do?
23:55This man is senile.
23:57Bill, my name is Rob.
24:00No.
24:01I mean Dan Daniels Sr., my former partner.
24:03Officer Danny Daniels' dad?
24:05After he retired, he got into investing.
24:08Ended up joining a group that was trying to buy Hank out.
24:12Some sort of a fixer for them, I guess.
24:15Except Hank didn't get bought out.
24:17He just disappeared.
24:20Okay, Dan Sr., a rogue cop consumed with greed, uses his position of power to cut down a small business
24:26owner who refused to sell.
24:28Well, what are we waiting for?
24:29We need to find Dan Sr. before he disappears Gary.
24:32Well, you'll have a hell of a time doing that, son.
24:34Oh, yeah?
24:35Why is that?
24:35Dan Sr. died six months ago.
24:38Okay.
24:38Stomach cancer.
24:39If Dan Sr. is dead, then what the hell is going on with Gary?
24:42Gary, why don't you ask him?
24:44Isn't that his car?
24:49When did I get that?
24:52Oh, thank God.
25:05Oh, God.
25:07Oh, God.
25:08Am I going to prison?
25:09Oh, I doubt that.
25:11An involuntary psychiatric hold seems much more likely.
25:15Oh, God.
25:16I can't believe I'm going to jail over a cheater.
25:22Wait, what?
25:22Marty betrayed our vows with Agnes Fisterson.
25:31I want him out of here.
25:33I want him out of my house.
25:35Now.
25:35Yeah, chuck that fuck.
25:38Oh, God.
25:39Oh, God.
25:41You guys must think I'm a lunatic.
25:46Will you stop it?
25:48If you are a lunatic, then guess what?
25:50You're in good company.
25:54You're counting your steps?
25:55No, Lynn.
25:56This is an ankle monitor.
25:59Like the kind they put on you when you're under house arrest.
26:03I'm sorry I lied to you.
26:04Oh, it's okay.
26:05I already knew.
26:06I had pulled your police report.
26:09Of course you did.
26:10I'm sorry.
26:10I'm very confused.
26:11What is going on?
26:13Well, maybe you've noticed that I haven't left the cul-de-sac in a long time.
26:15You have seemed a little underfoot.
26:19What did you do?
26:21I wasn't going to say anything.
26:24But since you showed us yours, I'll show you mine.
26:30I was working high up for an animal rights organization that liberated beagles from testing labs across the country.
26:37And our guerrilla tactics were very unorthodox.
26:41But guess what?
26:42They worked.
26:42One night, we were doing one of our midnight raids in this big pharma lab.
26:48And we got to that very last cage, and we freed that last dog.
26:52And security came running.
26:54Well, I got tased in the ass to make an example of me.
26:58So my wife had her commanding officer pull a few strings, and I got nine months.
27:04And Julia was so upset about it.
27:07So she just went away.
27:10And then I was here.
27:12And only here.
27:14But I'm going to be done soon.
27:16And this thing's coming off.
27:18And I really hope that she changes her mind and she goes back to me.
27:27She's going to do that.
27:30So you see?
27:32I'm just as much of a whack job as you, you loon.
27:40Rubber room for two.
27:42I love you.
27:45God, you want in on the city?
27:48No, no, I can watch from here.
27:52I'm just glad he's okay.
27:58You okay?
28:00Yeah.
28:01Yeah, thanks.
28:02Thanks again.
28:03I'm sure this all seems a little crazy.
28:06Or just the right amount of crazy.
28:07I mean, it's like seasoning.
28:09A little bit of Laurie's is great, but too much will kill you.
28:14Yeah.
28:15Well, back to the old murder board.
28:21You want me to walk you home?
28:30Where have you been?
28:33Just helping out a neighbor.
28:50I'm sure.
28:54Allison.
28:57I thought that was you.
29:03Gary?
29:07Maybe he's upstairs?
29:11Wait here.
29:14Gary?
29:18Gary?
29:28Gary?
29:29Gary?
29:46Allison?
29:59no no no no no no allison oh my god what my my letters the evidence they
30:06they destroyed it who whoever was here whoever took gary
30:18do you think they're still in the house
30:22i know how this movie ends and we need to leave now
30:55you know in my line of work if you leave a task unfinished it becomes a noticeable blemish
31:04a stain to be judged i don't like to leave a job unfinished and you
31:14allison grant have always been the one who got away not to worry that ends tonight
31:29is that the fucking garbage man
31:44get off her
31:48Let me go!
31:49No!
31:54No!
31:55No!
31:56Get the garbage made!
32:01Let me go!
32:07Stop!
32:08Stop!
32:09I am not going to tell you again.
32:12Fuck you, garbage man.
32:22Come out, Allison!
32:25Don't listen to him!
32:27Come out before I rip your little friend in two.
32:30Hmm?
32:37Oh, fuck!
32:40Get in the hole!
32:42Go!
32:42Go!
32:43Ouch!
32:57Come on!
33:02He's on me!
33:04Get in!
33:06Come on!
33:07Come on!
33:09Come on!
33:11Come on!
33:12Come on!
33:13Come on!
33:13Come on!
33:17I think I got here.
33:19Damn!
33:20Now I don't want to be locked?
33:22Stop.
33:24Oh, my gosh, we're trapped.
33:26Do you have a signal?
33:27No signal.
33:29Keep trying.
33:30Somebody help!
33:31Help!
33:31Help us!
33:33Allison!
33:36Allison!
33:43Allison!
34:14Allison!
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