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00:08What is this thing called love?
00:14This funny thing called love
00:19Just who can solve its mystery?
00:25Why should it make a fool of me?
00:33I saw you there that wonderful day
00:38You took my love and threw it away
00:45And so I ask the Lord in heaven above
00:51What is this thing called love?
01:02Cold love
01:03Cold love
01:12Cold love
01:27Okay, what's the deal?
01:28I thought you liked it when I do this
01:30You're a maestro, that's not it
01:33Then what?
01:36God, Abigail, I'm a fraud
01:39I've led you to believe I'm something I'm not
01:42Many things I'm not
01:43I'm not simple
01:44I'm not halting
01:46I'm not even a lesbian
01:47I have a boyfriend back in Palo Alto
01:48What?
01:49I'm not done
01:50I am a damn good beach volleyball player
01:52And I've gotten even better over the past six months
01:55Good enough to turn pro
01:57However, I'm also a PhD candidate at Stanford
02:01And I've been living an assumed life
02:03So I could write my doctoral thesis about a woman living an assumed life
02:07What?
02:07I'm not done
02:08I'm not done
02:09The assumed identity was to give me the freedom to gauge how people would react to this odd person I
02:13created
02:14But I never really thought through the ending
02:16Which is where I am now
02:18And where I am now is very much in love with you, Abigail
02:22And I just want to be with you
02:25No matter who I am
02:27Hold on
02:28Hold on
02:30You're not some monosyllabic freak of nature?
02:35No
02:35And you've been lying to me this whole fucking time
02:38Deceiving me with this elaborate, twisted persona?
02:44Yes
02:45What?
02:47Oh
02:49I'm
02:56Interesting
02:58I mean, I only really put up with how bizarre you were because you were a killer in bed
03:03But this?
03:06This means we can actually talk
03:09You aren't filled with contempt and dismissal for the betrayal of your heart?
03:13Oh, see, I am so digging that you can come up with stuff like that
03:18Okay, now this whole you love me thing
03:23You for real?
03:24Completely
03:27Small world
03:29Because
03:32Maybe I love you too
03:35Filled with the contempt and dismissal for the betrayal of your heart
03:41That shit rocks
03:53Hey
03:54What a surprise
03:56Can I come in?
03:57Yeah, yeah
03:57Sure, come on in
04:03Can I get you something to drink?
04:04Are you kidding?
04:05Scotch
04:06All right
04:08So, uh
04:11What's going on?
04:13The fact is I stink at small talk
04:15You?
04:16No
04:18Michael
04:21I came over because I'm concerned about you
04:24You're off your game
04:25I know
04:28Just can't go into it
04:30Don't have to
04:31What?
04:32There are no secrets between Joss and her mother
04:35I would kill if they just had a few
04:39So who's this cop?
04:42Man, I can't believe Joss said something about it
04:44Michael, a lot of guys have things that happen in their lives
04:50We're men
04:50We're libidos and three-piece suits
04:54Talk to me
04:56Her name is Liz
04:57I was hanging upside down in my car
04:59Dying and suddenly she was there
05:01Saving me
05:03It was probably the last time we actually got along
05:05We're like molecules in chaos
05:08It's insane between us
05:11I blew it, Arthur
05:12I blew it
05:13Liz
05:15Moving in with some guy named Highway
05:17Highway?
05:17Highway
05:19I always wanted a cool name like that
05:23My pop always says
05:25When you're unhappy
05:26The best strategy is to look at things differently
05:29I told him that was a cliche
05:30You know what he says?
05:31He says, Mikey
05:32One man's cliche is another man's God
05:36I tried calling him earlier
05:37He's off buying some floating casino in France
05:42I could really use some advice
05:46Well, I'm not very good at relationship counseling
05:49I've been married to the same woman a long time
05:50And I have no idea who she is
05:53But in this life
05:54You need a woman who
05:56Can see right through you
05:58And points it out
05:59A lot of stuff
06:01That's hidden
06:03Way down deep inside every man
06:05Underneath the heartache
06:06And the cigar smoke
06:08That gets
06:10Ignored otherwise
06:11Yeah
06:13Even I'm just overthinking it
06:15Papa boy says
06:16Let your dick lead the way
06:19Well, with his alimony
06:20He should know
06:23I've got to head back
06:26I just wanted to make sure
06:27Your head wasn't in the oven
06:28Thanks for checking up on me
06:30You're my best attorney
06:31You unravel, I'm screwed
06:32So don't
06:33I won't
06:35Arthur
06:36I just want you to know
06:37I do love your daughter
06:38It's just
06:38I understand
06:42People aren't simple, Mike
06:44It's what it makes it all worth
06:45Showing up for
07:00We never lost it, did we?
07:04Whatever loves
07:06Is infinite
07:07William Blake
07:10You gave me that book
07:11On my 25th birthday
07:13I remember Yosemite
07:15That was a great weekend
07:16Except for that damn bear
07:18I know
07:22Highway?
07:24Yeah?
07:24I've never lived with a guy
07:26It's no big deal
07:27We just
07:28Take care of each other
07:32I never saw that
07:33As a kid
07:34Neither did I
07:35Everything's gonna be fine, baby
07:37Don't you worry
07:40You always have a way
07:42Of making me feel okay
07:46It's just
07:48I'm not easy
07:49To live with
07:50Wait, are you trying
07:51To talk you out of this
07:52Or me?
07:54Just talking
07:57She never told me
07:58How did Michael take it?
07:59Bad
08:00Good
08:02He should have
08:08You're a hell of a lot
08:09To lose, honey
08:11A hell of a lot
08:12To lose
08:13I gotta go pee, okay?
08:21Lizzie
08:25What?
08:28Never
08:58Maybe we should just
08:58Drop this
08:59For the next thing
09:00One of us says
09:01Is fuck you
09:01I'd hate it
09:02If you did
09:03Because I'm dying to
09:04Walk out, Liz
09:06It's not
09:07Temporary
09:07With you and me, Michael
09:09Everything is temporary
09:23Now have I told you
09:25How much I love
09:26A cock
09:27Inside of me
09:34What's the occasion?
09:36Us
09:44I missed you
09:46I missed you more
09:51It doesn't get better
09:52Than this
10:07Hi
10:08Hi
10:08Oh, come on in
10:14Michael
10:15Meet
10:16Hal
10:17And
10:19Casey
10:19Which one's which?
10:21Who might this be?
10:22Tom
10:23Nah, I'm kidding
10:23Come on, come on
10:24You're very gracious
10:25We brought champagne
10:27Oh, thank you
10:28Thank you
10:28So
10:29If I may
10:32Michael shared with me
10:33That a woman he's known
10:34And recently dated
10:36Since Casey and I
10:38Began to explore our connection
10:41Has, uh, left him
10:42For another man
10:44A man named Freeway
10:46Highway
10:47That's, um
10:48That's painful
10:49I'm sorry, Michael
10:51Thanks, Hal
10:52Feelings are tender things
10:54Thank you, Casey
10:57Can I say something?
11:00This may not be a good time
11:01For you to be alone
11:08To the end of sadness
11:15Let's be honest, Michael
11:17You're a man
11:18And men like to go into the cave
11:21I think
11:23That you
11:23Could use a hug
11:29Oh, God, Casey
11:30Look at your nipples
11:32Just being close to him
11:33Made them hard
11:35You have such a strong energy, Michael
11:37He's very strong
11:38You've never seen your nipples react so fast, Casey
11:40Could be the AC
11:42I've got a strong unit
11:43Oh, I can vouch for that
11:45Please
11:46Don't hide away
11:48You need support
11:51And we are here
11:55It's good to connect
11:57When we're in pain
11:59Amen
12:02P.S.
12:05Casey's got the tightest pussy
12:07Your cock has ever been in
12:11I'm getting close to him
12:12I'm getting close to him
12:12Yeah, maybe
12:37It's good to connect
13:13That right there?
13:15That's why I got into this polyamory shit.
13:36I want you inside me, Michael.
13:38I've missed you.
14:06I want you inside me.
14:37I want you inside me.
14:39I want you to pick it up, you know, smoke some weed, get it on.
14:46I want you inside me.
14:57Chantal, what's going on?
15:16Michael's expecting me.
15:26Hey, Mom.
15:29How are you, darling?
15:33Terrible.
15:36How was your flight?
15:38Oh, French airline, they serve wine with breakfast.
15:44Claude sends his regrets and his condolences.
15:48He's off in Chad with Sarkozy.
15:50Figures.
15:52How is Claude, anyway?
15:53Who knows?
15:54The French never open up.
15:56Thank God.
15:57You look beautiful, Mom.
15:59I can't help that.
16:05His fiancée said he went out laughing.
16:08I think I know why.
16:10Giant part of my life.
16:12Mine too.
16:14Never stopped.
16:15He never stopped loving you.
16:17I never stopped loving him.
16:19He used to talk two or three times a week.
16:22Really?
16:23He never said.
16:24I was his therapist.
16:26He did like to talk about himself.
16:28Oh, God.
16:28Your father's ideal companion was a full-length mirror.
16:33Pop was his own religion, minus a commandment or two.
16:39Oh, Michael, I assume that you do know that I'm the one who's really been running these companies all these
16:45years, keeping them in the black.
16:47Yeah, I knew.
16:48Never told him that I did.
16:50Oh.
16:52Well, thanks to my unstinting efforts, he was ridiculously wealthy.
16:57When your father was planning his estate, I insisted that he leave a nice chunk to Chantal and the other
17:02exes.
17:03Very nice of you, Mom.
17:04By the way, um, Jocelyn called me.
17:08She told me the whole story.
17:10I hope not.
17:11People change, Michael.
17:13There is someone else out there for you.
17:16Yeah, I think I already found her.
17:19And then I lost her.
17:21Then find her again.
17:27I'm going to miss him, Mom.
17:30Forever.
17:35Who am I going to call at two in the morning?
17:39Me?
17:50I'm going to miss him.
18:07Michael, I'm so sorry.
18:10I loved Vic.
18:13He loved you.
18:14If you ever want to talk, I'm here for you, no matter what.
18:19Thanks, Joc.
18:20I felt so connected when we made love.
18:26Maybe it's not over.
18:28So, no Casey and Hal?
18:31We had a fight.
18:33Long story.
18:34Let me guess, Hal's an asshole.
18:37They both are.
18:42You okay?
18:44You okay?
18:44No.
18:46You take all the time you need.
18:48I'll handle it.
18:53Michael, Vic was one of a kind.
18:55Luther, I didn't recognize you with shoes.
18:59Might I assume I'll be seeing you in the office tomorrow?
19:02Absolutely, sir.
19:03Bright and early, ready to embrace Lady Justice.
19:14Thanks for cleaning up for my dad.
19:16I'm honored to have known him.
19:19But that's not why I cleaned up.
19:23The fact is, our fates have tumbled.
19:26Taintedtush.com has crashed.
19:28We've lost it all.
19:30We're broke.
19:31I'm canceling my boots.
19:36You're not devastated.
19:41No.
19:44I've just grown up.
19:46And Luther, your boots, I'm buying them for you.
19:52Okay.
19:54Okay.
20:14I had this whole speech planned about my dad.
20:19How he was this force of nature, which everybody said he was.
20:25And lusty.
20:27And rich.
20:29And lusty.
20:30All things that would make him bust out of that urn and smack the crap out of me.
20:34Because it didn't come from the heart.
20:36You see, with my father, nothing separated him and his passion from the rest of the world.
20:43He blurted things out.
20:47And it was always right there in front of me.
20:54But I never really got his message.
20:57Which was to live life without fear.
21:01Vic Strathmore was fearless.
21:03Which also meant he lived life without regret.
21:07How did I miss this?
21:10Because I do not live fearlessly like my father did.
21:14So, I hedge my bets.
21:18And I miss precious things.
21:21Because I'm scared.
21:24Or I bury my emotions.
21:27Or I don't listen to what my heart is telling me.
21:33I let fear get the best of me.
21:36Why couldn't I figure this out yesterday?
21:38Would it change my life?
21:42I want you to know this.
21:44You didn't miss a minute of life.
21:48From now on,
21:50neither will I.
21:58I love you.
22:02My mom and my almost stepmom Chantal and I
22:05need to take my pop out
22:06and give him the burial at sea he always wanted.
22:11Thank you all for coming.
22:19That was just lovely, Michael.
22:24I suppose I should
22:26let your father's attorney tell you this, but
22:28oh, God, he's such a bore.
22:31The thing is,
22:33Vic left you this boat.
22:35This boat.
22:37You're kidding.
22:38No, he knew you loved it.
22:41So it's specified in his will
22:43that the boat is yours.
22:44With one caveat,
22:46you have to go somewhere
22:47once a year
22:48and have a big adventure.
22:50And I assume that means
22:51fistfights and pirates.
22:53Lots of pirates.
22:54Call me when they get there.
22:57Oh, Mom.
23:12Beautiful service.
23:16I came to pay my respects.
23:19I thought your dad was great.
23:21Felt the same about you.
23:25Where's Highway?
23:27We're over.
23:29How come?
23:30The more I thought about being with him,
23:32the more I couldn't sleep.
23:33And I kept on looking at a photograph
23:36of you and me from Catalina.
23:39You know what I saw?
23:40A guy you thought would ruin everything?
23:42No.
23:43A girl who never looked happier
23:45in her whole life.
23:46And a girl who would die
23:48if she played it safe.
23:52So,
23:54those things that you said
23:55in your speech,
23:56did you mean them?
23:58I never meant anything more
23:59in my life.
24:01So now that you're
24:03not playing it safe,
24:05what's next?
24:07I want to be with you.
24:10Deal.
24:11Just like that?
24:12I've auditioned you long enough.
24:13I auditioned you.
24:14You've got the part.
24:19My father wanted his ashes
24:21spread at sea.
24:23You want to come?
24:27I am.
24:41You always loved going swimming.
24:45I had a feeling Liz would come back.
25:03Life is short.
25:06It's longer with you in it.
25:11But we drop off my mom and Chantal
25:13and go somewhere in my new boat.
25:16Like where?
25:19Anywhere.
25:20I always wanted to go there.
25:26music
25:28music
25:28music
25:28music
25:35music
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