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00:08What is this thing called love?
00:14This funny thing called love
00:19Just who can solve its mystery?
00:27Why should it make a fool of me?
00:34I saw you there that wonderful day
00:38You took my love and threw it away
00:45And so I ask the Lord in heaven above
00:51What is this thing called love?
01:01Called love
01:32What is this thing called love?
01:34You look good, baby.
01:36I can treat you, right?
01:38You know, I'm crazy and bad.
01:41I can lick my shoulder blades.
01:44I love that song!
01:48Love it!
01:49You got it all, baby!
01:52I got nothing.
01:55You know what you are, Mr. Nothing?
01:58Poignant.
02:11Oh, look at us.
02:14Two storms and a port.
02:20I'm Greta.
02:21I'm Michael.
02:22I just got here about an hour ago or something like that.
02:26I don't even know where I am.
02:28Well, nobody knows where they are, baby.
02:30Everybody's just faking it.
02:32Okay.
02:34Well, since you're asking, I've quit my life.
02:38I've left it all behind.
02:41Tell Greta, baby.
02:43Everything I thought was reality was a fucking lie.
02:48Including you.
02:51Yeah, I've been there.
02:53Full-time resident.
02:55No, you don't want to hear that.
02:57Gut-wrenching.
03:01Wrench away.
03:02Well, it all began when we were humping in a stretch limo.
03:16Well, she was hot.
03:24I've been there.
03:32Well, it all began when we were humping in a stretch limo.
03:35Well, it all began when we were humping in a stretch limo.
03:40Well, I was just right away.
03:41No!
04:01Stretch limo.
04:02Cool surprise.
04:05What's the occasion?
04:07Us.
04:12You're scared of heights.
04:13What are you talking about?
04:14I saw it in your eyes when we were driving over that bridge in San Pedro.
04:18Never admitted to you.
04:20Being scared?
04:21Having doubts.
04:22Wondering who you can count on for how long.
04:24My ex-shrink told me that we're all scared of something.
04:27You winter-shrink, why?
04:29I'll tell you sometime when you don't expect it.
04:32It'll be more interesting that way.
04:34What if I told you I'm scared of myself when I'm with you?
04:39Tell me something I don't know.
04:43How have I told you how much I love your cock inside of me?
04:53I don't know whether to say thanks or feel sexually exploited.
04:56Hm.
04:57Thanks.
05:05What about you?
05:07What are you scared of?
05:09I don't know.
05:10Control, I guess.
05:12Losing it or having too much.
05:14They're the same thing, aren't they?
05:19No.
05:21No.
05:21No.
05:21No.
05:26Kimberly is wearing our French K bra and panties made from a delicious absorbent cotton silk blend.
05:32My god, Michael, this is beyond arousing.
05:35In our own lobby, spilling out into our corridor.
05:38My dick is fighting to get out like some crazed rodeo animal.
05:42Quiet.
05:44Long as an important client.
05:46Don't do something stupid.
05:46Right.
05:50How absorbent do you suppose that cotton is?
05:53Do you think I could use it to make a little cup of tea?
05:56Down, boy.
05:57And Roxy is wearing our latest design from the Vulnerable collection.
06:01So sheer.
06:03It's like being naked.
06:05Marvelous.
06:06You can never overdo naked.
06:08That's my motto.
06:10What's your guess?
06:12Quiet.
06:14What's going on underneath Alana's power suit?
06:17Winterized or...
06:19Terrasheva.
06:35Oh, yes.
06:36Faster.
06:36Harder.
06:39Oh, my God.
06:42Oh, yes.
06:46What a fabulous collection, Alana.
06:49The state-of-the-art factory you opened up in Thailand is turning out top-notch work.
06:53And with the new facility in Taiwan, we make them for less and ship directly to the
06:58Profits doubled.
06:59Well, how about the warning you received from the Human Rights Commission?
07:02It's a stick-up.
07:03Extortion.
07:04Tell them.
07:05The report they're about to release says your dyes may be toxic and there could be some
07:09labor exploitation charges.
07:11Michael, I need a word with you.
07:16What are you doing out there?
07:18This deal is worth millions to the firm.
07:21I'm trying to have a conscience, Arthur.
07:23Can this law firm afford to have a conscience?
07:25Conscience is a subjective term.
07:26Well, so is hypocrisy.
07:28You're being ridiculous.
07:29The locals are getting jobs they never would have had if Alana hadn't built a factory
07:32there.
07:33Not to mention asthmatic working conditions and slave wages.
07:36The world isn't perfect.
07:37Neither is Alana Fisher.
07:39We can't represent someone who's subjecting workers to those conditions.
07:44What are you suggesting?
07:46That we drop her as a client.
07:48No, we're not doing that.
07:51Either she goes or I do.
07:52Well, she isn't going and neither are you.
07:54No.
07:55Really.
07:56Watch.
08:05You're right, Arthur.
08:07You just quit.
08:09Fix it.
08:18Michael, I wish I had your ethics.
08:21You wish you had anyone's ethics.
08:22Point taken.
08:23But don't forget, a lawyer with too much conscience.
08:27Can't do his job.
08:29Would you graduate from the Dick Cheney Law School?
08:32No, Michael, be practical.
08:34Don't work on the account, but don't quit.
08:37Pass.
08:39What's really eating you?
08:42Me.
08:48Ignoring your instincts is a big mistake.
08:51We all have that voice inside us that only we can hear.
08:55The one that's incapable of bullshit.
08:58Even if we ignore it, it waits until we're sleeping.
09:01We call them dreams.
09:03They're actually memos of our unconscious trying to save our stupid ass.
09:08I worked hard to make my marriage work with my third husband, Taylor.
09:13The voice knew Taylor like men, even though I denied it.
09:18Well, the voice was right, and I finally believed it.
09:22And Taylor ran off with an acrobat from Blue Man Group.
09:27They say what draws two people together is always what pushes them apart.
09:36Well, it turned out good.
09:38Thank you, Mario Batali.
09:40Phenomenal. Thank you.
09:43For coming over and making dinner.
09:46Oh, and I have something for you.
09:52Happy third anniversary.
10:06I can't accept this.
10:08Ah.
10:50What, you tell me in a card?
10:52You didn't even have the decency to text me?
10:55What, you tell me in a card?
10:56I'm not good at this, Michael.
10:59This has been torturing me.
11:00Well, you could have fooled me. In fact, you did.
11:02I didn't see this coming.
11:07Casey is that singer that I met at the conference in Denver.
11:10Conference? The one who gave me the secret.
11:12Whoa, whoa, whoa. The secret?
11:14That stupid book about how we create our own fate?
11:17And who is this Casey?
11:18I've mentioned Casey several times. You just weren't listening. Like always.
11:23Huh.
11:26I knew you'd take this badly.
11:27No, no, no, no. Not at all. Rejection, reprisal. What a perfect evening. Did you poison my food, too?
11:33I'm not leaving you for Casey. I'm leaving you for myself.
11:40Well, I hope you and yourself are very happy.
11:47Michael, I've spent a lifetime compromising for the men in my life, starting with my dad.
11:53Casey doesn't require that. She's an artist. She's not so cerebral like you and dad.
12:01I've had too much of that in my life.
12:02Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you say she? As in vagina?
12:07She said you'd say something like that.
12:09Well, it's fate. She probably read the secret.
12:12Okay, the point is that gender doesn't enter into this.
12:16I guess she won't either.
12:17Okay, stop it. My relationship with Casey is not sexual, okay? We are not lesbians.
12:23We are two women who share a very deep emotional bond.
12:26Oh, sure, I get it. It's like Mick Jagger and Keith Richards.
12:31I'm sorry for hurting you, Michael.
12:32Well, I think you should know that Casey and I are leaving for Kauai tomorrow.
12:41Kauai?
12:48It's a terrible idea.
12:59Is it Kauai when we first vacationed? Or am I just spiraling into sentimental tragedy?
13:04Michael, you are priceless to me. Don't you know that?
13:07No, not really.
13:09Some part of you must be relieved.
13:11Which part did you have in mind?
13:13We both know that our hearts haven't been into this relationship for quite a while.
13:22You're right. We have never been truly intimate. But that's what made us compatible.
13:32See? We do create our own fate.
13:37We don't know. We think we do, but we don't. And that is what makes love so mysterious.
13:43What we can't quite touch is what always touches us most deeply.
13:50This is something that I wrote for a new friend of mine. And it's called Touch.
14:10You're wrong, okay?
14:12You should've dumped me for some poetic dyke.
14:15She'll be back.
14:17She'll do what she has to do.
14:19But she'll be back, and we'll see where we stand.
14:22Okay, can I tell you where you're gonna be standing?
14:25Over her and her new girlfriend, watching them use each other as tongue depressor.
14:30Jeez, she'd take everything right into the basement, why don't you?
14:32Oh, I'm sorry. Did I offend you, St. Thomas Aquinas?
14:35Excuse me, but weren't you the one who was banging the cop while engaged, technically, to Jocelyn?
14:43I mean, come on. Do you really think you were gonna get away with that shit?
14:45I did.
14:47You're delusional. She let you think you were getting away with it. It's a girl trick.
14:51You really think she knew?
14:53Okay, let me take a wild guess here. Let's see.
14:57After Jocelyn finished working you over, you went to see the cop.
15:02Because you were feeling so tragic.
15:07Come in?
15:11Hey. What's going on?
15:15You name it.
15:17You don't look so hot.
15:19No, I'm a man without a country. I quit my job today.
15:24Welcome to the human race.
15:27You think I'll be accepted?
15:29Oh.
15:32What's that for?
15:34For coming to me?
15:35Hm.
15:42Oh.
15:45Oh!
15:50Oh!
15:52Oh!
15:54Oh!
15:55Oh!
15:57Oh!
15:57Oh!
15:59Oh!
16:00Oh!
16:18Oh, my God.
16:20Oh, my God.
16:24Oh, my God.
16:25Oh, my God.
16:28Oh.
16:29Yeah.
16:31Oh.
16:33Oh.
16:37What?
16:39Oh.
16:45What?
16:46I was wrong.
16:49You're not afraid of heights.
17:00The home side has something going now, and the crowd is loving it.
17:05It's the bottom of the eighth inning, and so far, it's been a very tight game.
17:11Two outs with a runner on first base.
17:14You look primitive.
17:17I like that.
17:19Alana, what are you doing?
17:20Celebrating victory.
17:22Whose?
17:22Yours.
17:24Meaning mine.
17:25What did we win?
17:27Dignity.
17:28When I heard that you quit because of your conscience, I was floored.
17:33You helped me to see what I was doing.
17:35Yeah, exploiting the shit out of those people.
17:37Pretty much.
17:38So I'm building a school and a hospital at the factory.
17:41I'm proud of you.
17:42I'm proud of me.
17:44Now, pop the Dom.
17:46I need to pee.
17:47Round to third.
17:48Over to second in time on first.
18:00All set.
18:03Me too.
18:12Now, for the real celebration.
18:17No.
18:19Fucker, that's my champagne!
18:23It was the final straw.
18:24Drank the entire bottle of champagne on the way out here.
18:27Yeah, I don't get it.
18:29You.
18:30And what are all these chicks saying that I'm not?
18:33That's a good question.
18:35Oh, really?
18:37Again?
18:40All right.
18:46Mister, I think you might need to go home.
18:50I'm never going home.
18:52I'm starting over.
18:54From here on in, I live anonymously.
18:59No one knows where I really am.
19:01What are you doing here?
19:03I don't say dancing.
19:05This must be Liz.
19:06Liz, say hello to Greta.
19:08Hey, Greta.
19:09Has he been a bad boy?
19:11No such luck.
19:14Okay, I'm going to take him off your hands now.
19:15Come on, Michael.
19:16Let's go walkies.
19:18How did you find me?
19:20I'm a cop.
19:21The original Google Earth.
19:22You're scarier than shit.
19:24You know where I am when I don't.
19:26I gotta go.
19:27She found me.
19:29I've been waiting my whole life for someone to do that.
19:31Hey.
19:33Thanks for being my friend.
19:35You were there through thick and thin.
19:36The darts.
19:37Bad dancing.
19:39Anytime.
19:40Wait, no.
19:41Hey, hey, wait.
19:41Check this out.
19:42You take Greta and you change the letters around,
19:44you get great coincidence.
19:48Maybe.
19:49I'll see you later, big guy.
19:51Come on.
19:52Let's go.
19:58Where the hell are we?
20:01Catalina.
20:02Catalina?
20:03That's outrageous.
20:04What would I be doing in Catalina?
20:07Tell me what happened, Michael.
20:08I want to know the truth.
20:09Did you get canned?
20:11Yeah.
20:11By Jocelyn.
20:13She's moving on.
20:15She's got a girlfriend.
20:17A singer.
20:18A songwriter.
20:19She's a dyke?
20:22Plot twist.
20:23Why did you not tell me?
20:25You think you wanted to hear about my stuff with her?
20:28Her feelings and my feelings and with Jocelyn.
20:31Out of the picture, I just thought that...
20:34What?
20:34I'd feel the pressure to step up?
20:36Maybe.
20:38Yeah, I guess.
20:40I just thought I knew her better.
20:42It's complicated.
20:43Oh, no, it's not.
20:45It's simple.
20:46Well, you just say that because you can't see how complicated it is.
20:51You complicate everything, Michael.
20:53You overthink everything, and you're missing the point.
20:56Oh, yeah?
20:56What's the point?
20:57That the life is out of control.
20:59And people like he who try to control it are the craziest ones of all.
21:02Well, you ought to know.
21:03You're the most controlling person I ever met.
21:06Walking around with your gun, using your siren, poking at people with your baton, hunting down guys in little bars
21:16who were perfectly happy.
21:18You will never be perfectly happy, Michael.
21:20And that's one of your best qualities.
21:23Come on.
21:23Let's go home.
21:24No.
21:25Control.
21:25See that?
21:26Right there.
21:27No.
21:29Erica.
21:32Erica.
21:34Erica.
21:36Erica.
21:38Erica.
21:39Erica.
21:40Erica.
21:40Erica.
21:41Erica.
21:41I will not.
21:42I will not be going home with you.
21:45I can get home by myself, thank you very much.
21:48Oh.
21:49Okay, then.
21:51Exactly.
21:52Okay, then.
21:53On that note, it's always good seeing you.
21:56I will be swimming home.
21:57Good idea.
21:59Take care.
22:00I will!
22:04Swim fast!
22:16Oh, look who's here.
22:19How was your swim?
22:20I got to Hawaii, and I decided to come back and get you.
22:25You cold?
22:26Uh-huh.
22:28I'm sick that I've heard of you.
22:36Here.
22:52Is that, uh...
22:54That is him.
22:56Oh.
22:56Yes.
22:57How many of you are?
23:02No way!
23:04No way!
23:07No way!
23:13Oh.
23:14No way!
23:15No way!
23:15No way!
23:15No way!
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