00:08What is this thing called love?
00:14This funny thing called love
00:19Just who can solve its mystery?
00:27Why should it make a fool of me?
00:34I saw you there that wonderful day
00:38You took my love and threw it away
00:45And so I ask the Lord in heaven above
00:51What is this thing called love?
01:01Called love
01:08The blind eye
01:09The blind eye
01:15The blind eye
01:22The blind eye
01:33I don't know.
02:24再酷鸟
02:38So, a dragon.
02:42It's like a biker bitch choice.
02:46What does it eat?
02:48Men's dreams.
02:49Uh-huh.
02:52What?
02:53Oh.
02:55This is not the Jocelyn I know.
02:58You did this on a whim?
03:00Well, maybe you like the Jocelyn you don't know better than the one you do.
03:04Before I respond, which one am I talking to right now?
03:08You're asking the wrong person.
03:10I am not even here.
03:12I am in a place of bliss.
03:14That's what you do to me, Michael.
03:17Hmm.
03:20Hmm.
03:24Fuck.
03:26My mother, she's half an hour early.
03:307.45.
03:31What's she doing here?
03:32I told you.
03:32She's taking me on a spa weekend in San Diego.
03:36I'm not lifting a finger until Sunday.
03:38Bet your mother will feel right at home with that dragon.
03:40It's...
03:41Hey.
03:45Go.
03:50Oh, thank you.
03:53Thanks.
04:03You all right, Luther?
04:04Oh, yes.
04:05Just reacting to the prices of these entrees.
04:09A hundred and twenty-five dollars for a steak.
04:13Relax, Luther.
04:15You're going to expense this to my father anyway.
04:18Well, I take umbrage.
04:20I wonder what they charge for that.
04:23It's Kobe beef, Luther.
04:26It's gently yet thoroughly massaged by hand.
04:31And sometimes even by foot.
04:33Foot, huh?
04:35Oh, it's remarkable, don't you think, Luther?
04:38Oh, yes.
04:40Luther.
04:42Luther.
04:44Luther.
05:00Oh, what language is that you're speaking, Luther?
05:05It's Japanese.
05:06Uh, you mean Japanese?
05:10No.
05:11Ja-va-nese.
05:14From Java.
05:15Ah, and um, what do we know of Java?
05:19It's where the legendary fossil Java man was found.
05:27Oh, fantastic.
05:29I didn't know you were such a fossil buff, darling.
05:34Go on, Luther.
05:36For God's sakes.
05:40Elaborate.
05:41Well, to no one's surprise.
05:43Given the abundant rainfall, the rice fields in Java are among the wettest in the world.
05:50Really?
05:52How wet?
05:54Soaking.
05:55Soaking.
05:58Okay, well, honey, let's get some beef, yeah?
06:01That dinner went on fucking forever.
06:04I thought Luther would never shut up about Java.
06:08Like I give a brown donut.
06:09Like I give a brown donut.
06:11You know, it was the best time of my marriage to Pemi.
06:14The year she was in prison for tax evasion.
06:17My cock finally got a break.
06:19The woman is insatiable.
06:21She'll grind any man down like a piece of wood on a lathe.
06:26Before I met her, I really loved sex.
06:30But she just wore me out.
06:33So why do I stay with her?
06:38Because we got something together.
06:41Do not mention this to my cock.
06:55I've been driving much calmer since the anger management classes.
07:00You actually asked to come on a ride along?
07:03Did you know she was driving?
07:05Michael wanted to see what I'd do when we're not together trying to kill each other.
07:18Hey, Preston.
07:19The big guy, isn't that Lindell?
07:21A kid never learns.
07:22Down, Michael.
07:23Down!
07:32You get Lindell.
07:33I'll get out of the literature.
07:35Stop, bro.
07:36Shoot!
07:41Lindell!
07:44Stay in the car!
07:57Hey, hey, hey!
07:58Didn't I tell you to stay in the car?
08:03Relax.
08:04I'm not dead.
08:06Unit 407.
08:07We have an officer down.
08:07Put some pressure on the room.
08:08Right here.
08:094-10-4, units responding.
08:10Stay here.
08:11I'll guide the ambulance in.
08:14You're glad you came.
08:18Put some pressure down there.
08:21Not so hard.
08:24Are you okay?
08:25Me?
08:26Never better.
08:29Just a flesh wound.
08:46Hey.
08:50Hey.
08:54How are you doing?
08:57Fine?
08:59Yeah.
09:00Not the first time I've been shot.
09:02How many times?
09:04A couple.
09:05What does it matter?
09:07Oh, I don't know. Life, death. Eh.
09:11You're far too melodramatic, you know that?
09:15Liz, you were shot.
09:17I've been full of holes forever.
09:19What's one more?
09:22Hey.
09:24Come here.
09:25Hey.
09:26You were shot.
09:28Hey.
09:29I'm letting it melt.
09:33Come here.
09:37Ah.
09:41I gotta go get that.
09:43It's the office.
09:47Ah, there you are, Michael.
09:54Hello, Michael.
09:56How's the franchise agreement coming along?
09:59A lot faster now that I decided to draft it on my dad's boat.
10:03I need it first thing in the morning.
10:06It'll be there.
10:07Michael, I want you to meet someone.
10:09Say hello to the reason you are working so hard.
10:12Marilla Brunetti.
10:13Marilla Brunetti.
10:13Buongiorno, Michele.
10:14Buongiorno.
10:16It's an honor.
10:17I had one of the best meals of my life at Ristorante Brunetti in Florence.
10:21Ah, perfect.
10:23I will have my husband prepare you a special meal at the New Brunetti's Las Vegas.
10:29Bye, Michele.
10:30Bye.
10:32Bye.
10:36Don't ever do that.
10:38Again.
10:41I'm gonna go home.
10:42No, you don't.
10:43There's no one there to take care of you.
10:45I don't need anybody to take care of me.
10:48Ah.
10:49That's what this is all about.
10:51That's what what's about.
10:54You can't stand anybody looking after you.
10:59Showing you some concern.
11:02Yeah.
11:03So?
11:04Hey.
11:05Hey.
11:34Oh.
11:37Wheatgrass!
11:38Ah, it tastes like my mouth has just been mowed.
11:45What are you drinking here, darling?
11:47It's naked Chardonnay.
11:51It's perfection.
12:00Perfection, that's fucking great!
12:03You should write wine reviews, mother.
12:04Did I tell you the gardener saw us?
12:09Me and Michael, in the bedroom, naked.
12:14How much did he see?
12:16We were in the afterglow.
12:20Michael is quite a lover.
12:22Well, I'm sure I'm transgressing some Freudian boundaries,
12:27but your father is not so bad.
12:30He could turn pro.
12:31Why, there's this little thing that he does.
12:33Okay, mother. TMI.
12:36TMI.
12:38You brought it up.
12:40I brought up me.
12:41Not you and my father, the pro.
12:44Well, point is, thanks to your dad's skills and staggering sperm count, you're here.
12:52We should celebrate the man and his penis.
12:55You said penis.
12:57I didn't just imagine that.
12:59My asthma has a whole new trigger now.
13:01Yeah.
13:03Just girl talk.
13:04Trying to bond.
13:09Oh, this place is nice.
13:11A chance to forget who we are.
13:13You never want to do that.
13:15There are too many people out there ready to do it for you.
13:35What time's your flight?
13:37Seven.
13:39Means you'll be in Florence by mid morning.
13:45Remember watching the sunrise together when we flew back?
13:51I've had such a wonderful time with you, Arthur.
13:54We could have this all the time.
13:58That would ruin everything.
14:24Hey, Rembrandt.
14:28You're bleeding.
14:31Aren't we all?
14:34You must be Mikey's new friend, Liz.
14:37I'm Vic.
14:40Shot or stabbed?
14:42Shot.
14:43It's the flesh wound.
14:44I've got a million of those.
14:46That's why I act the way I do.
14:49You hungry?
14:51Yeah.
14:51Come on.
14:58Tuna fish.
15:00My specialty.
15:03To be honest, I eat it for the mercury.
15:06Figure one day it'll make my cock light up in the dark.
15:09That'd be great.
15:10You can read in bed.
15:12I have to buy a book.
15:16Michael's told me about you.
15:20What do you say?
15:21That he wishes he was more like you.
15:25Bad idea.
15:26It's enough for me to go around for everybody.
15:32So you don't care that Michael's seeing me?
15:35The guy who's engaged?
15:38I believe in the theory of magnetic north.
15:41No matter where you think you are or where you think you want to be, you're drawn to magnetic north.
15:47And you, my dear, are magnetic north.
15:55Hey, um, thanks for letting me stay on your boat.
15:58Anytime.
15:59And it's a yacht.
16:00Oh.
16:01You think I'd spend this kind of money on a boat?
16:06Um, Vic, I should get going.
16:10Well, I'm just getting to know you.
16:12Where do you have to go?
16:13Home.
16:14Well, probably a good idea.
16:17Stick around here much longer or I'll just end up marrying you.
16:20Oh.
16:21What's your ring size?
16:24Come on.
16:25Finish your lunch.
16:26You can't do that.
16:27Okay.
16:35Ah, Michael.
16:38Meet Hansen.
16:39It means God is good in Norwegian.
16:43I love your cut.
16:45But if you ever want it closer and tighter, call me.
16:49She won a trophy in Oslo for best sideburn design.
16:54Long is best.
16:55But they must align with the lips to be truly alive.
17:01So, how's life on the high seas with dirty Harriet?
17:04She's getting there.
17:05She's getting there.
17:05Hmm.
17:06You believe this?
17:07Spent all night last night working on the Burnetti franchise agreements for Arthur and
17:12he's not even here.
17:13It wasn't a weird funk this morning.
17:16He said, did you ever think something would go one way in your life and then, when you
17:22discovered you were wrong, it shook the primal order?
17:25He said that?
17:27Hmm.
17:28You think he's coming out?
17:29I hope not.
17:30He doesn't have the wardrobe for it.
17:33Very true.
17:35I am the last living accolade of Swami Amrabadi, who as you all know was the greatest proponent
17:43of the ten hour orgasm.
17:45I was his lover from 1951 to 53 and the inspiration for his first book, The Rigors of Endless Pleasure.
17:56I remember the summer we met at his seaside retreat in Jammu, Asmir.
18:03It was there that he taught the ancient secrets of breath control and clitoral levitation.
18:08There are those who say he died, but I was there after he and I had an all-day lovemaking
18:15session.
18:16The Swami had an 11-hour orgasm and simply dematerialized.
18:22Now that's an orgasm.
18:25I forgot his lovemaking session.
18:29There's so much love reading.
18:33Oh!
18:44Wow!
18:46Ah!
18:49Ah!
18:51Oh, my God.
19:38You do me in, counselor.
19:42What can I do for you?
19:44I am wounded, but I'm motivated.
19:58I'd like to fall asleep next to you.
20:01I'd like that, too.
20:03Okay.
20:12Hey.
20:14There's a pain.
20:15Pain is for people who feel pain.
20:20I met you dad today.
20:22Oh, yeah?
20:23He hit on you?
20:25He talked to me.
20:28It's not like him.
20:31Everyone has sides.
20:40Fuck!
20:42Fuck!
20:42Fuck!
20:53Hey, you okay?
20:54Get away.
20:55Liz.
20:57Get away!
20:58Okay.
20:59What's going on?
21:00I dropped my last pain pill.
21:01I can't fucking find it.
21:03No fucking pains.
21:05Just get the fuck out.
21:06I'll help you find the pill.
21:08Get the fuck out!
21:10Hey!
21:11Hey, calm down.
21:13Stop it.
21:16Okay, okay.
21:18Come here.
21:19Come here.
21:20Let's lie you down.
21:21I'll find the pill.
21:24It's okay.
21:26Pain builds character.
21:28You know who said that?
21:29No.
21:31Yes!
21:33Kennedy?
21:34No.
21:35It was my mother.
21:38Two months before she died.
21:40So it didn't be a character at all.
21:42I just killed her.
21:44I'm sorry.
21:44I didn't know that, Liz.
21:45You never told me that.
21:46It wasn't much of a story.
21:50She was fine, and then we buried her.
21:56I'll find the pill.
21:59Oh, God.
22:00I hate you being so nice to me.
22:01I know.
22:02No, I really do.
22:03I know.
22:06Oh, God.
22:15Hi, stranger.
22:16Hi.
22:17What are you doing?
22:19I'm working late.
22:22It was the mother-daughter weekend.
22:24The perfect pedicure solves every problem in life.
22:28You have problems?
22:29We had a blast.
22:31Gossiping.
22:32Eating like crazy.
22:34I mean, the place took forever to get to.
22:36Oh, and some of the women there were just off the charts.
22:42Here's a tip.
22:43Never get into a mud bath next to a divorcee.
22:46Oh, I'm losing you.
22:49Hey, call you tomorrow.
22:59Okay, open.
23:04Mom.
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