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00:00So how much do these guys weigh?
00:02Oh, it's 100.
00:03I just want to feel the power, you know?
00:05I don't know, these are just so f***ing monsters.
00:08I am just buying all the Mikey Betts stock I can buy.
00:11She takes f***ing really well.
00:13She takes f***ing really well.
00:15Like AI things that you do?
00:16Yeah.
00:17Can you teach Jake a thing or two?
00:19Get me down.
00:20You want the ladder or you want me to just catch you?
00:22I got you, I got you.
00:24Hank can't even f***ing dream of this.
00:27Good s***.
00:30Dude, I had a, I mean, like, so I think it's like my right.
00:36It's like my static nerve that runs down here.
00:38Sure.
00:39But like right here to the right of my knee start hurting mile five.
00:42I mean, like it was, it was manageable.
00:45Sure.
00:46But I don't know, 21 miles with it.
00:47So that was probably about 20 or 30 minutes of my time.
00:50Yeah.
00:51I'm 42 years old.
00:52Yeah, no, it's impressive you just ran that f***ing down.
00:54Yeah.
00:55Yeah.
00:56I saw Connor was yelling.
00:57You had no idea where it was.
00:58Yeah, yeah.
00:59I was looking around.
01:00Yeah.
01:01Mincy!
01:02Mincy!
01:03There we go, Mincy!
01:05Mincy!
01:06Come on, Mincy!
01:07Mincy!
01:08I'm here, Mincy!
01:10Okay!
01:11How are you feeling, man?
01:12It's good.
01:13Yeah, man.
01:14It's not a problem.
01:15Just hobbling around.
01:16But, I mean, it's a good story.
01:17You're not good.
01:18You stay there, man.
01:19Yeah.
01:20The problem.
01:21Like, I don't know, it was like mile five.
01:25This is like my, like your sciatic nerve like runs up your right back.
01:29And I've had some problems with it.
01:31And something like right here started hurting.
01:34It's like not my knee, it's the right of my knee.
01:36And, I mean, it was manageable, but I had to run 21 miles with it.
01:41So, that probably cost us 20 or 30 minutes.
01:44But, who gives a shit?
01:45I finished it.
01:46That's all that matters with that.
01:47How do you feel?
01:48It's true.
01:49Like a crimp, like a limping around like a...
01:53But, I mean, I'm alive, you know?
01:55And that's what matters.
01:56You know, you did it.
01:57I mean, yeah.
01:58But, I'm...
02:00The legs are sore.
02:01The rest of me is fine, though.
02:03I think it's at the bottom of my sci nerve.
02:07Yeah.
02:08It's starting hurting mile five.
02:09I don't know if you don't want to pop.
02:11It's crazy.
02:12Yeah.
02:13It's all good.
02:14You get it?
02:15Yeah.
02:23I'll give you a quick tour.
02:26Yeah.
02:27Oh, my God.
02:28They gonna kill me.
02:29Oh my god, they're going to kill me.
02:55This is Osaka Joe.
02:57Great to meet you.
02:58That's Otani.
02:59Great to meet you.
03:00Wow.
03:01So he had over 10 years of experience in sumo.
03:03He was a college grand champion before getting drafted into sumo.
03:08They both just retired about a year ago.
03:10Wow.
03:11You're retired from football too.
03:13Yeah, retired.
03:14Should be an even match.
03:16No, not at all.
03:18My expertise is not in sumo, but these guys look like monsters.
03:22You got to.
03:23I can't go full speed.
03:25He'll kill us.
03:26Bro.
03:27Dude, I just shook the one guy's hand and he just engulfed.
03:31I couldn't get around his hand.
03:33I'm scared.
03:34I got this fucking bum shoulder dude.
03:35I'm not going full speed.
03:36I can't.
03:37Did you see Micah Parsons straight at sumo last year?
03:40Bro, this guy got.
03:41I was talking about offensive line, like how we're always on our instants, you know?
03:45Yeah.
03:46Dude, this dude just got down and just went.
03:48I was like.
03:49So scared.
03:50Are you guys going to do it right now?
03:52Yeah, they're heading down.
03:54I'm not going full speed, but I need you out there with me.
03:57I'm coming out there.
03:58I'm coming out there.
03:59Should I change in athletic clothes?
04:01Nah.
04:02I want to take my shirt off.
04:04I'm scared.
04:05I'm very, very.
04:06Can I see the rest of this?
04:07Are they coming here?
04:08They're here dude.
04:09Where they at?
04:10They're scared as fuck.
04:11Yeah, where they at?
04:12They don't speak any English.
04:13They're just thinking like this.
04:14Should I just attack one of them?
04:15Dude, he'll, he'll, he'll, he'll, he'll swallow you up and it's fucking.
04:20Dude, that guy's calves are as big as my torso.
04:25I think they're going to be coming out of the other way under control.
04:30Like the guy who's showing them around, he used to be, he was like a very famous foreign-born sumo wrestler from Hawaii.
04:37Oh my God.
04:38At his peak, he was like 620.
04:40Oh!
04:41Dude, I'm.
04:43It's two of me.
04:44It's two of me.
04:46Oh my God.
04:47Cool.
04:48Should I take my shirt off?
04:49Yeah.
04:50Yeah, completely.
04:51Yeah, completely.
04:52Yeah.
04:53Yeah.
04:54Yeah.
04:55We're not going for, we're not, we're just going to.
04:59No, full body up, right?
05:00No, full body up.
05:01No, full body up.
05:02No, full body up.
05:03No, we are not.
05:04I can't.
05:05What are we trying to do?
05:06No, you gotta do full strength.
05:07No, dude.
05:08They will kill me.
05:09I just, I'm a curkey enough, not the dice.
05:12So how much do these guys weigh?
05:14400.
05:15Okay.
05:16Yeah.
05:17400.
05:18Oh my God, dude.
05:19I feel like I'm about to throw up.
05:20I know.
05:21I'm 320.
05:22This is the skiniest you've ever looked.
05:23Oh my God.
05:24You know what?
05:25You're doing sumo?
05:26I was thinking we're the undercard, me versus you.
05:30Yeah.
05:31Look at that.
05:33That's the guy in blue.
05:36He's ready.
05:37I just want to feel the power, you know?
05:39I do want to feel the power.
05:40These two guys called you pussies.
05:42They, they, they, they.
05:43Swear to God.
05:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:46No, no, no.
05:47No.
05:48No.
05:49Did not say that.
05:51Did not say that.
05:52It's not true.
05:53Why is it wrong?
05:54You guys don't play a real score?
05:55I'm nervous, bro.
05:56God damn.
05:57Swear to God that's what they said.
06:00Sssh.
06:01They're just going to do it.
06:02Sssh.
06:03Sssh.
06:04Sssh.
06:05Sssh.
06:06Sssh.
06:07Sssh.
06:08Sssh.
06:09Sssh.
06:10Sssh.
06:11Sssh.
06:12Sssh.
06:14Sssh.
06:15Sssh.
06:16Sssh.
06:17Sssh.
06:18Sssh.
06:19Sssh.
06:20Ugh.
06:21Sssh.
06:22Sssh.
06:24Sssh.
06:25I can't even get around you guys.
06:29Sssh.
06:30Sssh.
06:34Sssh.
06:35Sssh.
06:36Oh my, dude.
06:37Ssh.
06:38Yes.
06:39Sssh.
06:45Sssh.
06:46Sssh.
06:47Sssh.
06:48Can we start out, can we start out?
06:55Can we do that again?
06:57We'll show you what they're going to do.
07:00So one guy is going to be the body's legs.
07:10Try to do that.
07:12Against him?
07:13Yeah, Osaka Joe is going to kick you. Try to hit.
07:16So I'm just hitting?
07:17Yeah, break down.
07:18Where should my head be? Here?
07:19Yeah.
07:20Like this?
07:21No.
07:22Straight your head.
07:23Straight in that?
07:24Yeah, your head.
07:25Like this?
07:30Right here.
07:31Yeah, right there.
07:32Okay, okay.
07:33Break down.
07:34Spread your legs.
07:35No, no, no, no, no.
07:36Make it even.
07:37No, break.
07:38Break down.
07:39Like that?
07:40Right here, from right here.
07:41Am I leading with my right?
07:43Which you comfortable with?
07:44My right probably.
07:45Okay, so you're aiming for his titties, brother.
07:47His titties?
07:48I love titties, bro.
07:49On the bottom of your forehead, we're here.
07:51Okay.
07:52Or just initial hit.
07:53Oh, fuck me.
07:54One step.
07:55One step.
07:56Oh!
07:57Oh!
07:58You're leaning a little.
07:59Holy shit.
08:00You're playing.
08:01You're playing.
08:02It's like hitting a brick wall.
08:08Was he talking shit?
08:09He said, you're getting pretty strong.
08:12Oh!
08:13Let's go!
08:14Again, make your head straight.
08:17Okay.
08:18You're looking away.
08:19Still?
08:20Still?
08:21Yeah.
08:22Too thin, that's it.
08:23That's too much for him.
08:24Ha!
08:25Oh, fuck.
08:26You remember?
08:27Yeah.
08:28Keep your elbows tight.
08:29Keep your elbows tight.
08:30Keep your elbows tight.
08:31Keep your elbows tight.
08:32Oh, fuck.
08:36Nice.
08:37You remember, Mike?
08:38Yeah.
08:39Keep your elbows tight.
08:40Keep your elbows tight.
08:41Keep your elbows tight.
08:45Oh, fuck.
08:46Yeah!
08:47Okay.
08:48Okay.
08:49Okay.
08:50Okay.
08:51Try to squeeze the elbows.
08:52Try to squeeze the elbows.
08:53Okay.
08:58Oh, fuck.
08:59Oh, fuck.
09:03Keep up.
09:04Mike, try it.
09:05I want to see you guys.
09:06What's your image of sumo?
09:08Wait.
09:09We gotta, we gotta.
09:10Where are you putting your heads?
09:11I do not want to hit heads.
09:12What do you have to do?
09:13Just, just regular each other.
09:15Sumo each other.
09:16Okay.
09:17So, are we firing off?
09:19You guys know the rules?
09:20Any way, any way, any way you want.
09:21So, where are you putting your heads?
09:22Let's see.
09:23I'm not going head on head.
09:24No, no.
09:25Let's see.
09:26Let's just slow one real quick.
09:27Oh, my God.
09:28Oh, my God.
09:29Oh, my God.
09:30Are you putting your head on?
09:31I don't know.
09:32It doesn't matter.
09:33Any way you have it.
09:34It's actually trying to figure out.
09:35What if we go, like, head to head?
09:36Oh, yeah.
09:37There's a lot of guys going head to head.
09:38I don't want to go fucking head to head.
09:40No, there's a lot of guys going head to head.
09:41You have to sit back.
09:42Okay.
09:43It's this way you're looking.
09:44And then when you're leaning, you're actually leaning this way.
09:46So, not a lot of weight on your front.
09:47Yeah.
09:48Everything is right here already.
09:49No.
09:50No.
09:51So, what's the set?
09:52Set hut?
09:53Or what?
09:54It's all about sumo.
09:56It's all about eye contact.
09:57The referee doesn't say nothing.
09:58Oh, so when we look at each other.
10:00Yeah.
10:01Exactly.
10:02Coming up together.
10:03Oh, yeah.
10:04Okay.
10:05I would just like .
10:06So, when we look at each other, we're going to go.
10:08I mean, the amount of power in these guys, and how dense their bodies are, it's truly
10:29unbelievable.
10:30I don't know.
10:31The dudes are just so fucking monster, man.
10:33I can't really breathe that well.
10:36My neck is very sore.
10:37My chin.
10:38Me and Katie went full speed.
10:39He fucking smoked me, dude.
10:41I caught his shoulder straight to the chin.
10:43I was just walking down the hall, and I was just like seeing stars.
10:46I've never felt such power in a human being.
10:49I was too old for this shit, Lukey.
10:52Hey, everyone.
10:53What's up?
10:54Hey, Dan.
10:55How's everyone doing?
10:56Great.
10:57So, the bus, huh, boys?
10:58Oh, man.
10:59Party bus up to Milwaukee.
11:01Oh, man.
11:02Up 94.
11:0316 of us mutants in a bus.
11:08The thrill of trying to go capture a series on the road was, like, awesome.
11:14Addicting.
11:15It was addicting.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Like, the vibes going up.
11:18Yeah, tell us about the party bus going up.
11:19The vibes going up were incredible.
11:22Not my first party bus.
11:27That move.
11:28Nice.
11:29There is a bathroom.
11:30Fuck yes.
11:31All right.
11:32You're getting nasty, boys.
11:33Let's just get nasty.
11:34I feel like that's a different definition for you.
11:35No, it's not.
11:36It's the same today.
11:37All right.
11:38There is a bathroom.
11:39Yeah, Mikey Betts, by the way, he's...
11:40Is he a good hang?
11:41He's one of one.
11:42The back of the bus might as well have been his bachelorette.
11:44Yeah, Mikey Betts, by the way, he's...
11:46Is he a good hang?
11:47He's one of one.
11:48The back of the bus might as well have been his bachelor party.
12:09It was...
12:11I am just buying all the Mikey Betts stock I can buy.
12:14Yeah.
12:15We should also show his pump up speech.
12:16He wanted to give a pump up speech before the game and he just started rhyming things.
12:20All right.
12:21Here we go.
12:22I can just give this speech.
12:23I can just give this speech.
12:24Turn it off.
12:25All right.
12:26This is the time.
12:27Eddie was supposed to be at a wedding.
12:29Eddie's got to get ready.
12:32Yeah.
12:33Oh.
12:34Fight us.
12:35If he's got to do it, he's got to fight us.
12:38All right.
12:39All right.
12:40Danny's got a Danny.
12:42Oh.
12:43Oh.
12:44Sylvie's got to kill me.
12:46No.
12:47And Chief has to keep.
12:48Yeah.
12:49Because this is Chicago.
12:51And Chicago, we don't...
12:53Oh, someone comes to the ride.
12:57This is Chicago.
12:59And we don't give a fuck about Milwaukee.
13:01Milwaukee is nothing.
13:02They are a sucker.
13:03And we are back.
13:04The Fleming's coming out.
13:05It sounded like Fleming!
13:06It's raining over here.
13:07One last thing.
13:08I love you, Sylvie.
13:09I love Sylvie to death!
13:10And also, fuck the brewers.
13:11Let's go, cuz.
13:12It's raining over here.
13:14And one last thing.
13:15I love you, Sylvie.
13:16I love Sylvie to death.
13:18And also, talk to Brewers.
13:21Let's go, Carl.
13:22I need this fucking...
13:26The bus blown up right now.
13:30No, we don't want the bus to blow up.
13:34Let's win a baseball game.
13:35So win a baseball game and go Carl.
13:38Well said.
13:41Well said.
13:42Well said.
13:47We're all in the same section.
13:49So it was like eight of us in a row.
13:51And then we had a couple rows behind us.
13:54And then four, like one row in front of us on the other side.
13:57So we're all in the same section.
14:08Well done!
14:38we got back on the bus after the game and and we all were just like recapping and chief was just
15:02like mikey beths just didn't he was just not there for three four and five he had to charge his phone
15:08didn't you guys have a whole drive i don't know mikey where did you go for four innings hold on
15:13let's save this what do you mean let's save this save this i'm gonna go live for the people in a
15:17way wait what's all save it save it save it all right live from the saddest party bus in the world
15:23okay mike all right so we gotta we gotta fight we gotta debate mikey versus chief how long were you
15:30gone how long did you leave the seats for a long time were you gone did you jerk off an inning did
15:36you jerk off once or twice well there's no room so i did not jerk off no but if there was there was room
15:42would you have jerked off you had to go charge his vape for innings two through six i charged my phone
15:47for inning three no four through five he was a no four through five four through five four through five
15:53what are you talking about how long was he gone through um i would say at least two and a half
15:57innings he was on bucket watch you're a liar and also we almost bought the bucket of fries and
16:03dumped the price and like you guys are such fucking liars i was there for one two three let's not
16:08fight amongst ourselves please mikey your highlight was we were playing sad songs right after the the
16:14loss we were uh huh we were yeah we were doing a sing-along to landslide we were doing that's not a
16:19sad song it is uh we were we were singing landslide and then i i don't know musical terms but the part
16:26where they don't sing and they just play the like the bridge i guess that were there you know
16:30yeah a lot of the melancholy music's going on mikey just starts naming porn stars let's go positives
16:36around the room mikey and this with a positive pump up speech uh my life all right don't talk about
16:41the polls shut the fuck up mikey rindsworth shut the fuck up about the polls drop them out a new one
16:48on brazzers or something all right give us the hottest new porn star get the people porn star
16:54this guy has the hottest what's her name venus guy venus guy in a sky what does she do well
17:00you love her well how you don't know what i like i know what you like okay and you are we go way back
17:05i don't don't put us in the same boat i would say venus guy is your kind of guy okay all right
17:10what does she do uh what does she do that's you know she's a 5-2 player she takes pump shots really
17:18well she takes pump shots really well like like the best woman of all time this is the party bus this
17:25is the party bus that we again have not moved a single inch since we started this it was so good
17:32it was a good time yeah i mean i had a lot of fun unfortunately they lost that stump
17:36i keep getting these crazy hello hello
17:45what's up bro no you you guys got to take my number off the list i'm getting like eight calls a day
17:55i mean i'm not selling my house
17:57okay yeah i just need to get my name off this list thank you
18:02crazy
18:04it's like eight ten calls a day you need that play right yeah i said i'm gonna one up smooth
18:14i'm gonna come up with my own that whole pre-sheet quarters beater
18:17what do you think about that what coverage are you trying to beat quarters
18:23cover go forward yeah safety gonna have to check this slot wide receiver out
18:30might be open for a touchdown there
18:32what what it's not gonna be it's not gonna be quarters
18:35all right first of all the corner is gonna literally ride the hip of this guy right here
18:41of course of course but the safety is gonna be looking
18:43no he's not coming down there the linebacker gonna uh sink right there
18:46okay no reason for him to come down he's gonna be right there
18:49well then i got the tight end dragging across and he gonna run right into the nickel nickel uh cornerback
18:54listen you lost that battle i sunk your battleship how
18:58jerry you got to use what i gave you i gave you a non you couldn't stop the play i gave you
19:04i know but i wanted to try to impress you and you and do my own
19:08my own no no no you didn't impress me at all jerry no this is good my son ran it
19:15i forgot to add the running back
19:17he's four years old he ran that play the other day i forgot to show you the running backs on a choice route
19:21he go left or right that's gonna fuck these linebackers up friend
19:27it's not jerry so let's do this we're gonna make a bet yeah
19:32i'm gonna put this play up today yeah
19:35and i'm gonna put your play next week
19:38whichever one gruden likes more loser has to buy lunch
19:41without us talking without us saying anything
19:43yeah loser has to buy lunch
19:45i got you
19:46you damn sure got you a bet man
19:48okay good
19:49you know you lost right
19:50without you talking though
19:51if i'm in chicago i like i like my deep dish pizza pizza
19:54damn
19:54i like my italian beat whatever you want
19:56huh huh huh
19:57whatever you want
19:58we gonna see
19:59uh probably teach gruden ai
20:01or not
20:02i've been waiting here
20:03i love uh i love the work you do man
20:07thank you i appreciate it
20:09the uh uh the ai things that you do
20:11yeah
20:12can you teach jake a thing or two how to do that
20:14you're gonna get sorted out
20:15yeah
20:15down in tampa
20:16yeah it's easier
20:17what does that entail
20:18it's you
20:20so it's like super strict where i like i couldn't type in
20:23make a video of john gruden dancing
20:27but i can say make a video of me dancing
20:29and it'll let me do like anything with myself
20:32but if i want to do something to you i would just have to say like
20:34make a football coach and that it
20:37it's going to be whatever it looks like
20:40that's why
20:41it's got some big ideas
20:42i could give you a couple ideas
20:44just go have a
20:45i don't want to talk about my ideas
20:46on camera
20:48oh shit somebody's going to steal our ideas man
20:50yo she's hitting that spin look at
20:52manning that kick
20:53bro they killing it tonight
20:54hey eyes off the screen
20:55y'all worried about pom-poms while we're down seven
20:57lock in
20:58watch the field not the jumbo trump
20:59yes sir
21:00got it coach
21:01here we go
21:02man look at that spin she hit the high kick too
21:05yeah she's on beat with the drums
21:06hey what are we doing y'all watching a dance recital or a football game
21:09coach
21:09on the field next series 30 seconds time what's up let's go
21:12i love that
21:13you signed up for a marathon
21:15i signed up right and say i was going to do it
21:17what
21:18what do you mean
21:20but don't be fucking trolling me like you can't you can't run 50 miles right now
21:23you can't eat 30 hot dogs
21:26what the fuck who cares
21:27exactly who cares
21:29you run fucking 50 miles before you're chirping
21:31you eat 30 hot dogs before you're chirping
21:32i didn't chirp you for not eating 30 hot dogs
21:34not because you didn't finish
21:35okay then you do it
21:36you're going to do it when i finish it
21:37you do it
21:38i don't want to do it
21:39i could do it if i didn't offer me
21:41if you can walk 20 and run 15 miles
21:42right this second don't chirp me
21:44dude
21:45what
21:46you stink at it like you went 15 miles
21:48yes
21:49but if you're going to make fun of me for only doing 15
21:51then you go out and run 15
21:53if you can do it with no training right now
21:55run 16 then you can make fun of me all the fuck you want
21:58i'll do 17
22:00great do 17
22:00just to just to fuck with you
22:02great do that
22:03but i don't want to
22:04that makes no see that's the dumbest thing
22:06why anybody can do it
22:08then you do it
22:09why
22:10because you can't make fun of me if you can't do it
22:12but i just did
22:14i literally just made fun of you
22:15this is the dumbest
22:16i'm literally not partaking of this conversation
22:17this is the dumbest thing ever
22:19i'm right though
22:19you're not right
22:20just like yours
22:21what is your like what are you doing here
22:23like what is the what is the point of this
22:25i don't know i just chirped you for no reason
22:27i thought it was going to be funnier
22:28and then you got really serious
22:29yeah because like
22:30alright
22:31this is the dumbest conversation i've ever been talking about
22:34that's insane
22:35are you done
22:36i'm done yeah
22:37i'm gonna do the mile tonight
22:38the milk mile
22:40a lot of people hate you right now
22:45be mad at lucas
22:48i don't know what to say
22:49make lucas run the whole fucking marathon
22:50he quit halfway
22:51a lot of people hate lucas too
22:53sorry dude
22:55sorry that we come up with a
22:56a show every week
22:58to include a lot
22:59you know who's not mad
23:00white sox dave
23:01white sox dave understands that
23:02barns after dark sometimes
23:03is good for the office
23:04put out some content
23:05i won't ask some people
23:07this is not easy
23:10and there's going to be a lot of people puke
23:12yeah i don't think i can do it
23:14i don't think i don't i i don't i'm gonna puke
23:17this is what it is
23:18how many pukes do you think we're going to get
23:20how many people
23:21of the 26
23:2221
23:23i think so too
23:24let me let me go over the rules for the for the viewers
23:27please do
23:27first of all we're running everyone we have 26 runners from the office
23:32everyone is running a milk mile
23:33you drink a glass you run a quarter mile you drink a glass you run a quarter mile you drink
23:38a glass you run a quarter mile you drink a glass you run a quarter mile here comes the money shot
23:42he's gonna he's gonna puke
23:46uh not much
23:48oh
23:50yes
23:52yes
23:53not much yet
23:54to be honest
23:55oh there we go
23:56yes
23:57we're officially off and running
23:59decent geyser
24:02battle ropes
24:04it's horrible
24:06there's the point
24:07oh
24:08here he comes
24:09oh
24:10after milk three
24:12oh
24:13i love it
24:16if you'd like to fight if i had done that
24:18oh
24:19that's the best puke we've seen all night ladies and gentlemen
24:23i don't think it looks like cum lucas
24:27i'm gonna put spider i'm gonna have spider dunk a basketball and then hang from the rim and
24:32do his entire ad read from the rim
24:34how we getting him up there
24:35ladder
24:36actually i'm gonna hit the ladder i'll be right back
24:39i'll pick six players
24:41i'm sorry three two one
24:42i'll pick six
24:43just keep going just go go ignore it
24:45go go ignore it
24:46i'll pick six players get slashed nba stats from october 21st through october 26th
24:51you got it one more time
24:52nope
24:54i got him in my ear
24:56it was 27 was it?
24:57no
24:58no it's not
24:59don't stop me
25:00get out of here
25:01all right
25:02stop
25:03stop
25:04stop
25:05all pick six players
25:06i don't read it again
25:07three two one
25:09all pick six players get
25:11slashed you
25:13get out of my peripherals
25:15all pick six players get slashed nba stats every single day
25:19from october 21st through october 26th
25:21three two one
25:22all pick six players get slashed nba stats every single day from october 21st through october 26th
25:28bang bang bang
25:31bang
25:32i'm ready
25:33what do you need from me
25:34no you're doing your own separately right now
25:36snap and use my promo code stool picks to get in on the action
25:39all right now all of you under the hoop
25:43okay come here
25:44are you showing the shot or no?
25:46all the shots are in
25:47you told you
25:48you said you weren't showing the shot
25:49i asked you should i just go
25:51i i i i'm sorry i might have
25:53i don't know
25:54i'm just a finger on
25:55i love it
25:56that's
25:57that is gotcha culture
25:58all right
25:59it's gotcha
26:00mother-fucking culture
26:01it's all right on the couch that chuck's sitting on right now
26:03all right
26:04who else had a problem
26:05i don't have a picture
26:06i'm not doing that
26:07i'm not a piece of meat
26:08i was doing a tour
26:09i would have done this
26:10can we get you a different undershirt so it doesn't look crazy
26:13yeah whatever you want to do
26:14i brought draft kings branded stuff
26:16that wasn't good enough
26:17let me see the jersey
26:18he gave me a fucking a leotard
26:24is i want like literally like seven different angles of dunking the ball
26:29and it's gonna be like rapid fire you dunking
26:32and then i want you just hanging from the rim
26:35and i'm gonna run through the line and you save the line back to me
26:38okay
26:39is that cool with you?
26:40yeah how many lines?
26:41five
26:42okay
26:43what are the lines?
26:44i have them all right there
26:45holy shit
26:46all right
26:47it'll be fun i promise
26:48move your hand back
26:50no
26:51no
26:52no
26:53no
26:54no
26:55no
26:56no
26:57no
26:58no
26:59no
27:00no
27:01no
27:02no
27:03no
27:04no
27:05no
27:06no
27:07no
27:08no
27:09no
27:10no
27:11no
27:12no
27:13no
27:14no
27:15no
27:19no
27:20no
27:21no
27:22yeah
27:23no
27:24no
27:25yeah
27:26okay
27:27did you like the foot in the line like that?
27:28yes i love it
27:29we've got a system now for him
27:30hank hank that can't even fucking dream of this
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