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00:00My name's Mike Rowe, and this is my job.
00:06I explore the country looking for people who aren't afraid to get dirty.
00:10All my dates end a disaster.
00:12Hard-working men and women who earn an honest living.
00:15Oh, boy. He's a big one. Look at him.
00:17Doing the kinds of jobs that make civilized life possible for the rest of us.
00:21Man, I think I just ran over a goose-down pillow.
00:25Now, get ready to get dirty.
00:32Coming up on Dirty Jobs, at the Sharkarosa Exotic Animal Ranch.
00:37That's Jane. She's a little grabby.
00:39A pack of hospitable little lemurs.
00:41Ah, wow.
00:42Have me for lunch.
00:45Then, I get frisky with a ticklish camel.
00:48Intimate with a porcupine.
00:50Whoa, whoa.
00:50Keep going. You should pop out if it's a boy.
00:52I babysit kangaroos.
00:54Oh, I don't think we've ever captured a kangaroo fart on the show before.
00:58Don't!
00:58And just go nuts for wallabies.
01:00It's a fun day.
01:01I'm getting the crap knocked out of me, man.
01:05Oh, God.
01:06It's a great time to know what's going on to see.
01:08Oh!
01:17Well, there's something you don't see every day.
01:20A Red Skull and Old Glory.
01:23Every time I come to Texas, I see something unusual, it seems.
01:26Last time, we were driving around minding our own business,
01:29and I came across a sign off the interstate that said,
01:32Snake Farm, closed for maintenance.
01:34Can't drive by a sign like that when you work for dirty jobs.
01:37So we went inside, and one thing led to another.
01:40It was only a matter of time before I found myself half naked on the back of an alligator.
01:49Why is my shirt off, and why am I lying on another man who's lying on an alligator?
01:54I'm not liking it any more than you are.
01:56I promise.
01:58Weird day.
01:59But weird days are generally good, so we're back in Texas looking around,
02:02and we came across this Sharky's Ranch, or the Sharkarosa, as the sign says.
02:09I've already pointed out the skulls.
02:10Take note also of the shark breaching the red cannon placed here for no apparent reason,
02:17and the dumpster in the driveway.
02:20How do you not go in?
02:23How do you get in?
02:26Located about an hour north of Dallas,
02:28the Sharkarosa Ranch is a 26-acre sanctuary for rare and endangered animals.
02:33Animals from all over the world.
02:35Some cute, some friendly, some shy.
02:39And also some with remarkably big claws, sharp teeth, and short tempers.
02:45But working in television, that's pretty familiar territory.
02:50Morning, here at the Sharkarosa Ranch.
02:53Is it Sharkarosa, or is it Sharky Ranch?
02:56No, it's Sharkarosa.
02:57Shark, because I saw on the gate out there it said Sharky and Ranch.
03:00Well, originally it was Sharky's Ranch, but when we opened to the public in 2005,
03:04we formed a non-profit, and that's where Sharkarosa came from.
03:07So officially, this is Scott Edwards, and this is Sarah Stewart.
03:10And you guys basically run the facility?
03:13That is true.
03:14Is it yours?
03:15Yes, sir.
03:15All right.
03:16Is it his?
03:17He owns it.
03:18I run it.
03:18See?
03:19It's important right away to identify the dynamic of this couple.
03:24So there are no sharks here, per se?
03:26No sharks.
03:27No.
03:27Not yet.
03:29No, she says that in a somewhat teasing way.
03:32Could there be the presence of a...
03:33Possibly someday we could have sharks.
03:35The purpose of the facility, is it, I mean, is it a zoo?
03:38Is it a...
03:39What is it?
03:39Basically, we're an educational facility.
03:41We give hands-on, up-close, personal attention to all the students in the area.
03:45We provide programs for DFW Metroplex, homeschool, public school, and private school.
03:49Right.
03:50We do about 20,000 students a year through here, Monday through Friday.
03:52And then we do programs for the public on Saturdays.
03:55You know, these exhibits are so interesting because they're not zoos.
03:58And yet you've got some exotic creatures here.
04:01We do.
04:01We also breed rare and endangered species and send them out to zoos all over the world.
04:04Because we do hands-on, by the time they're bottle-raised and go out to zoos,
04:08they've been handled by so many kids that they go to these zoos.
04:10And no matter where they are, they're comfortable, they're safe.
04:13And they end up being really good exhibit animals in zoos.
04:15Comfortable and safe.
04:16And how many different species would you say you have here altogether?
04:19Um, we've got over 150 animals, probably somewhere between 40, 50 species.
04:25Wow.
04:25How many will I be able to see today?
04:27All of them.
04:27You're going to be here all day, right?
04:30Yes.
04:32First up, primate handler Jennifer shows me to the lemur pen.
04:37All right.
04:37Right over here is our...
04:38Now, this looks like an exhibit.
04:40Yeah.
04:40They're a nice big playground.
04:42These are ring-tailed lemurs.
04:44They're, like, the little acrobats of the lemur world.
04:47Hello, lemur.
04:48Fiona?
04:49Was she, like, trying to say hi or kill me?
04:51No, she's trying to kill you.
04:52Good.
04:53So you got Fiona?
04:53We got Fiona, Jane, Dulce, Lucy.
04:56They look identical.
04:58No, they all have different faces.
04:59Yeah.
05:00Oh, now that you pointed out, I can see.
05:05That's Jane.
05:05Jane.
05:06She's a little grabby.
05:07Now, are they claws or are they pads?
05:10They have fingernails like we do.
05:11It's their teeth you gotta watch out.
05:13They got, like, razor blade canines.
05:15Located in the predictable position.
05:16Uh-huh.
05:17Just behind the lips, front of the face.
05:19These guys are actually ruled by a queen.
05:21Who is the queen lemur?
05:22Queen right now is Lucy, the one over there that has twins.
05:24So she'll let certain people come in and into the cage.
05:27Jane, as you saw there, she's a lot more aggressive.
05:30Jane here?
05:31She's up on the dog half.
05:33You all right?
05:33Yeah.
05:34Scott, what are you up to?
05:35I'm getting your protective equipment ready, Mike.
05:37You got gloves, right?
05:38No, I had them.
05:39I put them down somewhere.
05:40I didn't know I was gonna need them.
05:44All right.
05:44I think I got another one.
05:46Good.
05:46Do you have anything, like, in a grown-up, like a manly size?
05:49Yeah, this is cool.
05:50Yeah, thank you.
05:50Try that one.
05:54Have you taken some hits in the lemur cage before?
05:57I haven't, but, you know, of course, I don't go in there much.
05:59Lemur's been around, I guess, for a long time.
06:01Yeah, they're only from Madagascar.
06:02They come from one place in the world.
06:03You were saying virtually every lemur is on the endangered species list?
06:07Yes, everyone on the island that's left today.
06:09It's not so much the animal that's disappearing, it's the habitat.
06:13I mean, we're knocking down thousands of acres of rainforest every week.
06:16Yeah, we'll do that, our species.
06:18We want wood.
06:19All right, so let's go in and do stuff.
06:30And that's the reason for the helmet.
06:32Wow.
06:37Crap, that is a leap in lemur.
06:39Usually it's her mom, Jane, that comes after you.
06:40Where's Jane?
06:41Right there.
06:42It's the first lemur I ever got stitches from.
06:43She just laid into my wrist.
06:45Fiona, I think you drew blood.
06:46Did she get me?
06:47Oh, you got a little couple of holes.
06:49Yeah, you can't let them get too far behind you.
06:51That's the problem.
06:55Come on, don't take my neck apart.
06:58I wouldn't have thought the lemur poo would smell so bad.
07:02Well, theirs is usually more pelleted, but it's been rainy and wet,
07:07so it's all been kind of sitting here in the water.
07:09Right.
07:10Yeah.
07:13Hard to tell where the poo starts and the mud ends.
07:23What'd you do?
07:23Don't do anything.
07:25What are they so angry about?
07:27They just heard you make a noise, so they're talking.
07:30Or eat.
07:34Fiona, talk for them.
07:36Say, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
07:37Beep, beep.
07:40What'd you say?
07:41I don't know.
07:41Said something to some screwed up code.
07:45I don't know.
07:45She's trying to get the high ground, though.
07:47I've seen this before.
07:49He's got the high ground, which is a huge advantage.
07:51At the Apes Ranch in South Africa, high ground was a key strategy for a pack of homicidal monkeys.
07:58He knows he's above us, and he's got the sun behind him.
08:00It's ingenious.
08:01Yeah, that's what he does right before he bites you.
08:03No matter how much respect we showed for the cute little critters,
08:06they still wanted to kill us.
08:13We're all gonna die.
08:15This lemur pen is deja vu all over again.
08:18They're really like half cat, half monkey.
08:21Dave, check out these twins.
08:23Oh, Lucy, show them your babies.
08:27They poo a lot in their own house.
08:29I'm surprised now.
08:30This is one of their favorite hangouts.
08:32They hang out in the little windowsills.
08:34Lemurs are constantly marking their territory with powerful scent glands.
08:38Apparently, I'm not really welcome in their little house.
08:41Marking the rope.
08:43That is some serious rope burn.
08:45Troy's about to get marked by a lemur.
08:47This way, all the other lemurs will know that Troy is off limits.
08:54Lemur turds.
09:00Who's your favorite?
09:02My favorite is actually Miko.
09:04He's not in this cage.
09:06He has his own special cage because he's my baby boy.
09:09Yeah?
09:10Yeah, see?
09:10I've got my...
09:13That's Miko.
09:13That's him.
09:14You gotta love your lemur.
09:15I got him when he was a baby and raised him from little bitty.
09:18He'll be four this year, so...
09:20He's gonna be there a long time.
09:21It's like my son.
09:22He's always gonna be there, so...
09:24You got a tattoo of your son?
09:26Yeah.
09:27That's him.
09:28Oh, I thought you said like your son.
09:29You meant like that is.
09:31No, that's like...
09:32That's as my son.
09:33Yep.
09:34Are you still close with the father?
09:37Yeah, he's kind of old and he's in another zoo, so, you know.
09:40So typical.
09:42Do their business and then run off.
09:44Post and brag for the other lemurs.
09:47We pride ourself on dirty jobs from featuring...
09:52Hey, buddy.
09:54Ah!
09:56The one minute I take my glove off.
09:58What was I thinking?
10:00Is that Fiona?
10:01That's Fiona.
10:02F***.
10:03I want to f***.
10:05Oh, yeah.
10:05It's all coming back to me now.
10:07Just like South Africa when our sound man got bitten.
10:10Monkey 3.
10:12Crew nothing.
10:14That's a good one.
10:16Gleamers!
10:19Should I put something on it?
10:20A band-aid or something?
10:21That's you.
10:22Well, I'm probably not going to stop bleeding for a while, so...
10:25Who's your name again?
10:26Fiona.
10:27Fiona.
10:27Yeah, I remember her.
10:29Take the glove off for once.
10:31I can never take the gloves off.
10:35Coming up.
10:36All right, have you ever sexed a porcupine before?
10:38Uh, no.
10:40Sexing a porcupine?
10:41A prickly situation.
10:42This area here?
10:43Yep, and you start kind of at the belly.
10:45But eventually, I get the point.
10:47That's a penis!
10:47That's it!
10:48Am I right?
10:48That's it!
10:49And later...
10:50I know it looks like I'm chasing you, but you're exercising.
10:52Spend enough time with a camel...
10:55...and you start talking like one.
11:06All right, so we're going to put a porcupine in the cage?
11:09Yep.
11:09So the plan is to...
11:11We're going to put this against the wall.
11:13We're going to run the porcupine up in there and close him in,
11:16and then we'll bring him out here so we can get underneath him
11:18and figure out boy, girl.
11:20And that's the job.
11:21The job here is to determine the sex of the porcupine.
11:22Yep.
11:23Yep.
11:23I love it.
11:26Hey, buddy.
11:27Now, porcupines, they don't actually shoot their quills, do they?
11:30They just open them up and then charge you?
11:32No.
11:32If they feel threatened, they'll make their quills stand up
11:36and make themselves look bigger.
11:38Uh-huh.
11:39But in order for them to actually hit you with the quills,
11:42they have to turn around and run into you.
11:44Impale you.
11:45Once they stab you, then it releases from their body
11:47and they can run away.
11:48So if you do get stuck, it barbs like a fishhook
11:51when you try to pull it out
11:52and all the little oils get in your skin.
11:54It's real irritating and can cause a real bad infection.
11:56Of course it can.
11:56Good.
11:57I'll look forward to that.
11:58Now, is this a boy?
11:58We don't know.
11:59Boy, girl?
11:59Well, this one we know is a girl for sure.
12:01Uh-huh.
12:01And we're hoping that this one's a boy
12:02so that they can be a pair.
12:04This is Sunshine.
12:05Hi, Sunshine.
12:06Can you be a good girl?
12:06Can you say hi?
12:07Oh, yeah.
12:08Are you going to nibble on his shoes?
12:09Now, what sort of family is the porcupine?
12:12They're in the rodent family,
12:13so they have the real big rodent teeth
12:14that are constantly growing.
12:16They're like a guinea pig sort of looking.
12:17Yeah.
12:18Or a rat.
12:18A guinea pig.
12:19Yeah.
12:19All right.
12:20So when he steps on that thing in the middle,
12:22the door will close?
12:22Yep.
12:23Is that the idea?
12:23Okay.
12:24So if you want to grab a broom,
12:26let's try and get him in this corner.
12:27Let's see if we can't shuffle him back this way.
12:29Sure.
12:30Hey, buddy.
12:30Yeah, go in the cage.
12:32You hear the tail rattling?
12:33There's long hollow tubes on the tail.
12:35Huh?
12:36It forms a rattle.
12:37Oh, look at that.
12:38That's another form of defense.
12:39They make themselves noisy, big.
12:41So he can never back in there.
12:43No.
12:44Right.
12:45I know, I know, I know.
12:46Actually, it went fairly easy.
12:47Not happy with that at all.
12:48Make sure we don't crush his little rattle tail.
12:50Heavier than I thought.
12:51These guys can get up to 45 pounds.
12:53The males are generally a little smaller.
12:58All right.
12:59Have you ever sexed a porcupine before?
13:00Let me think.
13:01Uh, no.
13:03Well, what we've got to do is,
13:04if it's a boy,
13:05we'll have to extrude the penis.
13:07What is the penis extrusion technique?
13:10All right.
13:10We're going to kind of crawl underneath
13:13the porcupine here.
13:14Uh-huh.
13:15Because he's not very happy about this.
13:16No.
13:17No.
13:17Why would he?
13:18Or she?
13:18The hole is back here.
13:20Kind of stick your fingers up
13:21and start rubbing the belly towards the back.
13:23Just under the tail,
13:24you've got the butthole,
13:25and then you've got another hole underneath.
13:27Wouldn't it be simpler
13:27to confirm the existence of that hole first,
13:29or do you have to rub the belly to see if the...
13:31Well, there's going to be a hole there either way.
13:33Oh, there is?
13:33Oh.
13:34Yeah.
13:35We need to start over with Anatomy 101.
13:37Well, because if there is no hole,
13:38what we have here is really the very first porcupine.
13:43Is this area here?
13:45Yep.
13:45And you start kind of at the belly,
13:46and then just rub back towards the tail.
13:48Hey, just a little tickling
13:50in case you have a penis.
13:52Whoa, whoa.
13:53Keep going.
13:54It should pop out if it's a boy.
13:55Look, look, this thing.
13:58That's a penis!
13:59That's it!
13:59Am I right?
14:00That's it.
14:01So we have a boy for sure.
14:02All right.
14:02Well, this is good news.
14:03You can stop rubbing him now.
14:04Look, I don't think we've come this far.
14:06All right, so now at this point,
14:07we've determined you've got a boy.
14:08So we're good to go.
14:09So we put him together,
14:10and we let the porcupines do what porcupines do.
14:12And how old is she?
14:13Sunshine?
14:14She's about three to four years old.
14:15Oh, it's like the graduate, man.
14:17You're going to meet Mrs. Robinson, dude.
14:18Yeah, she's a cougar, so.
14:20And you can lift that up,
14:21and you should come tooling out.
14:24Quill's straight up.
14:25Still mad.
14:26Sure he is.
14:27Troy, I hate to bust it to you, man,
14:29but you're just standing in porcupine crap.
14:30So is a porcupine.
14:32You said they're oily.
14:33There's an oil in the quill?
14:35Yeah, there's an oil that's on the quill.
14:36You can kind of feel it's kind of greasy.
14:39And it's like hair.
14:40It's constantly growing.
14:41So when we come in in the mornings,
14:43we'll have some of those that have fallen out,
14:45and we actually take them, clean them,
14:46and put them in our gift shop.
14:48So is it fed with blood or anything,
14:51or is there any circulation at all?
14:53It's just like hair.
14:54Just like hair?
14:55Yeah.
14:57Really, really sticky hair.
15:00That's sunshine.
15:01That's sunshine?
15:01It's a big one.
15:02I had a ball, Sarah.
15:04I had a ball.
15:04Congratulations, Puka, with the penis and everything.
15:07You get a little something on your neck.
15:08What happened?
15:09I've been bit.
15:10I'm swollen up by your killer lemurs.
15:12Time to feed babies.
15:13Do you want to help?
15:13Are you human babies?
15:14No.
15:15Good, because I'm so sick of my own.
15:17Sick of my own kind.
15:18Will I see you again?
15:19Oh, yeah.
15:20Okay, great.
15:20Great.
15:22What sort of food is this?
15:23This is goat's milk.
15:25No, it can't be goat's milk.
15:26It is.
15:26But it's powdered.
15:27It's powdered goat's milk.
15:28So it's powdered goat's milk.
15:29It is powdered goat's milk.
15:30All right.
15:31If you want to be literal, pour that in there.
15:33I will.
15:37Would you like the whole thing filled?
15:39Whatever.
15:40You don't go back in the green thing.
15:41Yeah.
15:44I don't know what that means.
15:46I'm just teasing you.
15:47I'm teasing you.
15:50All right.
15:50Okay.
15:51You're going to pour a little bit of this in there, up to about a pint.
15:55This shows it on the side.
15:56There's the pint.
15:57Whoa, jeez.
16:00You're totally booby-trapped it.
16:02What are you looking at me for?
16:02You handed me a slippery chartreuse container, not by the handle.
16:06I'm wounded from the lemur attack.
16:08You're such a baby.
16:10God knows how much poison is coursing through my system right now.
16:13I've got evaporated goat's milk.
16:14You're ranching it, buddy.
16:15You've got to get dirty.
16:17Ranching it?
16:17You should know that.
16:18I'm not afraid of getting dirty.
16:19You're going to have more than water on you.
16:23So I'm shaking, right?
16:28Okay.
16:29That should be good.
16:29Now we're going to get more water because you dumped it all over the place.
16:33It wasn't so much of a dump.
16:34There was a minor explosion in the pitcher.
16:37We are dirty and wet all the time out here, so it's not a big deal.
16:40What kind of tattoo you got going on there?
16:41It's a Celtic knot garden that I designed.
16:45I'm going to put a kinkachu over it eventually.
16:47What the hell is a kinkachu?
16:48It's the coolest animal in the world.
16:51Jen has a really cool tattoo.
16:52You'll have to...
16:53Oh, it's on her shoulder.
16:54Did you see it already?
16:55Milo or Milo or Milo?
16:56Miko.
16:57Miko.
16:57Mine is Milo.
16:58Hers is Miko.
17:00All right.
17:00Fill it up to three pints.
17:02Are you...
17:03I have it.
17:03You got it?
17:03I have the water.
17:04Yes.
17:05You may release.
17:06Three pints.
17:10You're still spelling half of it.
17:13Am I?
17:14No.
17:15You're good.
17:16Okay.
17:16Here we go.
17:16All right.
17:22You don't have to do it real tight.
17:23You want some shaking?
17:24No, it's good.
17:25I don't want to shake it.
17:26Shake away.
17:27It needs to be shaken, Mike.
17:32You're going to be on cleanup after this.
17:34Now, what creatures are going to...
17:35This is for Batman.
17:37He is a...
17:38Fictitious fake character.
17:40No, he is the real Batman.
17:42No, he's a camel.
17:43He's a baby camel.
17:44He's four weeks old.
17:44So clearly he looks like Batman.
17:46He looks exactly...
17:46I mean, you're not even going to be able to tell the difference.
17:49All right.
17:49Let's go with Batman.
17:50Batman the camel.
17:53African-crested porcupines are sexually mature between one and two years of age.
17:57The biggest challenge for a male is not getting intimate with the female, but surviving fights
18:01with any male rivals beforehand.
18:03One fight left nearly 1,500 quills littering the ground with a few in the nose of the victorious
18:08suitor.
18:18Batman.
18:20Hey, buddy.
18:20Look at this.
18:21I got goat's milk.
18:22It's dehydrated.
18:23I mean, evaporated.
18:26Oh, there's a lot of pain, but it's exciting.
18:30As some of you may recall, I do have a thing for camels.
18:34You're good looking.
18:35And I think they have a thing for me.
18:39And even though communicating with them can be confusing, somehow we always manage to pull
18:44it off.
18:44Pull it out.
18:45Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
18:48I'm hoping baby camels are a little less complicated.
18:51No, no, no.
18:51Don't go that way.
18:52You got to show him the bottle.
18:54Oh, look.
18:54It's a bottle.
18:55I thought he saw it.
18:56He's got to smell it.
18:57There we go.
18:57Oh, he can't see?
18:58Camels can't see so good?
18:59Well, he's still a baby.
19:00His sense of smell is better than...
19:01But he's got eyes the size of saucers.
19:03You ought to be able to see a thing of milk in front of him.
19:05Pop it in his mouth.
19:06Oh, yeah.
19:10He doesn't have a hump yet because, obviously, it would hurt mom coming out.
19:14So they're born with no hump.
19:15And then as he gets older, the fat starts to develop here.
19:18And so it'll grow as he gets bigger.
19:19Make sure you always keep the air in the top and the milk in the bottom so that he's not
19:23sucking air.
19:24And you might want to turn your hands.
19:25It might be easier.
19:25There you go.
19:26I know it's probably difficult to use your hand with that vicious lemur bite.
19:30Well, it is.
19:30Again, with all the toxin coursing through me.
19:33Now, will Batman drink the whole thing?
19:35It totally depends.
19:36Sometimes he drinks one pint.
19:38Sometimes he drinks all three.
19:39No, I'm not going to try that.
19:41Come on.
19:41He's just sucking on me.
19:44Don't be stupid.
19:45I'm not being stupid.
19:46It's pretty sweet.
19:47Why don't you try it?
19:48It doesn't taste bad.
19:50Studies have shown you look funnier sucking milk out of a giant container.
19:53Oh, that's horrible.
19:54Sure it is.
19:55That's why I didn't try it.
19:58So what is Batman's parents' name?
20:00Uh, bu-bu-bu-bu.
20:01Uh, bu-bu-bu-bu?
20:02That's funny.
20:02Yeah, bu-bu-bu-bu.
20:03I'd have gone with more vowels, but whatever.
20:05Goldie is his mom.
20:06Uh-huh.
20:07And, um, crap, what is it?
20:10Crap's good.
20:10Goldie and crap.
20:11Forget Batman.
20:14Son of bad crap.
20:16Come on, Batman.
20:17Finish it up.
20:18Come on, Superman drank it all.
20:20Get Marine Boy over here and, uh, the Green Hornet.
20:22What is it?
20:23Lava Girl or Lava Boy and Shark Girl or something?
20:25Something like that.
20:26Would you not-
20:27I'm not doing anything.
20:28When he stops drinking, stop holding him.
20:31I'm trying to send a message.
20:32I wanted to know.
20:33As a dromedary superhero, you've got to hold your hand up.
20:35Oh, no, it's time to have a camel dance.
20:37What's that look like?
20:38You're about to find out.
20:40What we'll do is we'll open this door up and we'll start running and let him follow us.
20:44So why do we- do we want him to follow us?
20:46Yeah, well, he's got to get a little bit of exercise.
20:47Since he's still a baby, he's not up and moving all the time.
20:50So after we feed all the babies, we make him get up and exercise.
20:52Come on.
20:53Come on, Batman.
20:53We're going for a walk.
20:54Kind of walk a little quickly.
20:56Here we go.
20:56Here we go.
20:57Here we go.
20:58Here we go.
20:58Here we go.
20:59Uh-oh.
21:02B-Man.
21:03I'm going to get you.
21:03Not the brightest camel in the herd.
21:05He's a boy camel.
21:06Of course he's not the brightest in the herd.
21:08That's borderline insulting right there.
21:10She calls it exercise.
21:11I call it scaring the crap out of the camel.
21:16I've got to say, this is the most suspicious exercise regime I've ever seen.
21:20You've got to kind of tickle his butt to get him to look at.
21:22You want me to tickle his butt?
21:23Yes.
21:24You've got to make the noise, too.
21:28I know it looks like I'm chasing you, but you're exercising.
21:31You're exercising, damn it.
21:36Let's go to the right.
21:38Now you're exercising.
21:39We want to go this way.
21:40That's it.
21:41Now we're exercising.
21:42Oh, no, we're not.
21:48I'm going to take a nap.
21:52That's exactly where he wanted to be.
21:54I could tell by the cooing, self-satisfied sounds coming out of him.
21:58Now I'm taking a nap.
21:59Scared the hump off him.
22:00Okay, so we would probably need some new sort of formula for the ruse.
22:06Right.
22:06Do you want to grab that, and we'll take it back in the kitchen?
22:09Are you sure you don't want any more?
22:11I've had a lot of running around.
22:12Maybe another sip?
22:13No?
22:14I think he just cussed you out in a camel.
22:16You've got enough friends.
22:17Good.
22:20So why can't we feed the kangaroos the camel milk?
22:25Because that's goat's milk, and they're kangaroos.
22:27Yeah, but that's a camel, and that's goat.
22:28Yeah, but they're close.
22:29The way their stomachs work and everything are similar.
22:33Kangaroos have to have a certain amount of selenium, like an amount so high that it's toxic to us.
22:38And so we actually import the kangaroo milk from Australia.
22:41So the kangaroo milk is from other kangaroos?
22:43No, it's powdered.
22:44But it's what the wildlife rehabilitators over in Australia have fashioned over the years.
22:49What is it evaporated from?
22:51I mean, was it originally milk from something?
22:54No, no.
22:54So it's just a combination of things?
22:55Yeah, it's a, yeah.
22:56I'm going to get it out of the fridge over here.
22:58Okay.
22:59It's all human-made, but it's the closest thing to actual kangaroo milk.
23:05You're going to put 50 milliliters.
23:07It'll show it.
23:08It's different on that side.
23:10Even though I can't see it.
23:11Is it 50 or 60?
23:1250.
23:13It's the line in between 40 and 60.
23:16Hey, you told me to shut up earlier.
23:17Actually, I think my exact words were, don't patronize me.
23:20And you may just have.
23:22Does it smell bad, or will one of my boys let something fly?
23:26No.
23:27It just smells weird.
23:32They're like a warm, do they?
23:33Yes.
23:34And then we're going to add a little bit of water to each one.
23:3820 cc's.
23:39So, yeah, just some wet room.
23:41Not much.
23:41Just pour it really easy, because that comes out kind of fast.
23:43I noticed that.
23:44Sometimes it explodes.
23:48Now, so which one do you have?
23:51Mine says N.
23:52That's for nonny.
23:54Nonny?
23:54Yes.
23:55And this is L?
23:56That's lolly.
23:56This kangaroo's got to live with that for the rest of their life.
23:59Nonny.
23:59Nonny, nonny, dilly, and tully.
24:01Dill weed.
24:02I can feel it now in my brain.
24:04The poison going all through me.
24:06It's a primate.
24:07You share like 98% of your DNA with it.
24:09It can't be that different.
24:10Maybe more now.
24:12Here we go.
24:14Come on.
24:16No?
24:17Mm-hmm.
24:18So, it's just like feeding a little baby.
24:19Not that we know not having babies around.
24:21Exactly.
24:21But you've got sisters.
24:23Mm-hmm.
24:23What do you call them?
24:24Rachel.
24:25Floppy and Mopsy?
24:27I mean, how do you know what it is?
24:28You like to mix them up a little bit?
24:29Yeah.
24:29Oh, yeah.
24:30It's like whack-a-mole, only with kangaroo milk.
24:33Oh, my God.
24:34The goal of every job we do is to make sure there are a couple of sentences never before
24:38uttered in the history of human time.
24:40Okay.
24:40So, the idea of juxtaposing the whack-a-mole game with kangaroo milk is something I'm fairly
24:45confident we haven't seen before.
24:47It's like a shell game.
24:48Yeah.
24:48Can I have two of those, just so I feel involved?
24:50Yes.
24:50You're going to do Lolly and Nonny.
24:52L and N.
24:53Lolly and Nonny.
24:54Lolly and Nonny.
24:54Don't, don't do that high-ridish thing.
24:57That's, that's so over.
24:59We want to do Lolly and Nonny.
25:01We're going to do it in the kangaroo pan.
25:03We're going to just strip the little nipples and little pouches and we're going to squeeze,
25:06squeeze, squeeze and see what happens.
25:07That was pretty funny when you did it, though.
25:12Coming up.
25:12Come on, Dillweed.
25:13Cute little baby kangaroos are born to bounce.
25:16I mean, they don't really box the way you...
25:18No.
25:18What they're trying to do is launch those three-inch toenails at you.
25:21Well, bounce and kill.
25:23Disemvalue, basically.
25:24Disemvalue.
25:25And later.
25:25How about his claws?
25:26Are those sharp?
25:27Oh, yeah.
25:27I meet a cuddly little sloth I like to call...
25:30Oh.
25:31Spike.
25:39This is the Joey pen.
25:41Well, hello, Joey.
25:44This is Lisa.
25:45Lisa, this is Mike.
25:46Hi, Mike.
25:47Joey's our baby kangaroos.
25:49And this is Nonny.
25:50Nonny.
25:51Mm-hmm.
25:51She's got a bottle with a pen on it somehow.
25:54Yeah.
25:54And let's get everybody out first.
25:57So we got four all together?
25:58Yep.
25:59We pulled four this year.
26:00Four albino sisters.
26:01Hey, albino.
26:01Now, are albino kangaroos rare?
26:04They're very rare.
26:05We're actually the only successful breeders in North America of albino eastern gray kangaroos.
26:10No kidding.
26:10Nonny, nonny.
26:11What makes you so successful when it comes to breeding?
26:13I don't know.
26:13I think we have a lot more room than a lot of people.
26:16And we're just here round the clock, so it's round the clock care.
26:19Whose mouse am I supposed to shove this in?
26:21Right there.
26:21Right here?
26:21Yeah.
26:22Hey, with the poo on the head.
26:24Look, look.
26:24Oh, there you go.
26:25There you go.
26:26There you go.
26:27Is there anything else I should do while this happens?
26:29Would it be polite just to push the poo off her head?
26:31While nursing or...
26:32You could lick it off like her mom would.
26:35That's a real commitment to motherhood.
26:38Oh, yeah.
26:38Well, think about it.
26:38When they're in the pouch and the baby goes to the bathroom, where does it go?
26:41Well, I would imagine there's a little outhouse in there, a little latrine or something.
26:45The mom would like it if there was, but actually she has to lick it up.
26:48And some of the urine is absorbed into the pouch lining.
26:50I never really thought of that.
26:51A creature lives in the pouch for all those, for how long?
26:54Weeks?
26:54Months?
26:54Oh.
26:55Months.
26:55Different amounts of months, depending on the species.
26:58These will be in the pouch for six months and then come in and out for another six months.
27:02All right.
27:02I have one with a little case of dirty bottom here.
27:08When they eat wet grass, like when it rained the other day, they can make them have runny bottom.
27:13So we've fed them, so now it's time to potty them.
27:16You're going to hold one hand here.
27:18Uh-huh.
27:18And this is the cloachia under here.
27:20This is where everything important happens from a kangaroo.
27:23Right.
27:24This is where they mate.
27:25That's where they go to the bathroom.
27:26That's where the babies come out of.
27:27And you just have to stimulate it.
27:28We use a wet wipe because they're used to their...
27:30Very busy, very busy junction.
27:32Yeah.
27:32Here, you want to show them with Dilly?
27:34So the goal is to make them pee?
27:35Yeah.
27:36That way they won't go in their pouch.
27:37You train them to go to the bathroom right after they eat.
27:40Oh, great.
27:40And then they learn to get out of their pouch to go to the bathroom.
27:42This thing's going to be spoiled forever once you go through a childhood like this.
27:46I don't even know.
27:47I didn't even know I had to pee.
27:48Then a nice lady came along and rubbed me until I did.
27:52I'm never leaving this place.
27:54You didn't see this on planet Earth.
27:58Hey.
27:59Why is she biting me?
28:00She's grooming you.
28:01Oh, is she?
28:01She's accepted you as a kangaroo.
28:03Well, she's going to accept me probably as a fiancé in a minute if I do all this right.
28:09Okay.
28:12All right.
28:12Now pull your hand back so we can see if she's peeing or not.
28:14Not yet.
28:15Okay.
28:15Go ahead and do it.
28:16What do we call this?
28:17Well, you were like all up in there.
28:19That's why you got that.
28:21Oh, come on.
28:21You've got to be in it to win it there, Sarah.
28:24All right.
28:25Okay.
28:27Oh, and now look you in there with the whole forearm thing flexed and everything.
28:31I was trying to gentle it up a little bit.
28:33All right.
28:33So you can, let's turn her around.
28:35I think she's got some poo there.
28:36The little arms are really delicate, so you never want to pick them up from there.
28:39Right under here and then the base of the tail.
28:41And then you flip them and tuck them like a foot.
28:42Oh, yeah.
28:43Look at that.
28:44Flip them and tuck them like a football.
28:46Okay.
28:46I'm going to flip you and tuck you like a football.
28:47I did this to a goose once.
28:49Look at you, crapped all over yourself.
28:51Now Tully is our special little girl.
28:54Her mom, for some reason, stopped taking care of her.
28:56And so we pulled her and she had stress fractures in her leg.
28:59Oh.
28:59So she's got her little camo on.
29:04So we start standing the same way we did?
29:06Mm-hmm.
29:07Okay.
29:08That's good.
29:09There we go.
29:09She wants that hand.
29:10Sometimes I swear they pee more than they've drank.
29:13Still peeing amazing.
29:14I feel like I'm going to pick her up and wring her out.
29:16Oh, I don't think we've ever captured a kangaroo fart on the show before.
29:21Now we have to exercise them.
29:24Come on, girls.
29:26There's grass.
29:26There's grass.
29:28Come on, Dillweed.
29:30Go, Dilly, go.
29:36Lolly, you're not getting your exercise.
29:39As these things mature, I mean, they don't really box the way you've...
29:43No, no.
29:43They're trained to do that on TV.
29:45What they're trying to do is grab a hold of you, rock back on that tail,
29:48and launch those three-inch toenails at you.
29:50Disembowel you, basically.
29:51Disembowel you.
29:51Make your insides become outsides.
29:54This is from a ten-month-old.
29:56Yikes.
29:56So you imagine what a six-foot...
29:58And it's those toes we're talking about right there.
30:01Yeah, it's these toes right here.
30:02This is for grooming, these two toenails.
30:05Balance.
30:05Fighting.
30:06Killing.
30:07So it's really just the one major toe in the center.
30:09She's like, what the heck?
30:11Yeah, tuck her.
30:11There we go.
30:12There we go.
30:13Now, if you want to see the pouch,
30:14inside you can kind of see that waxing material.
30:16It's kind of an antibacterial thing that keeps the baby clean.
30:20So on a full-grown kangaroo, the pouch is about like that?
30:23The pouch, I'd say, yeah, it gets about like that.
30:25Ah, water bottle.
30:26Yeah.
30:26Yeah.
30:27So what are we going to actually do then today
30:29with these larger, wild kangaroos?
30:31The ones that we have that came in that aren't bottle-raised
30:33are pretty much wild, even though they're captive-bred.
30:37So their babies, we have to pull them so that they calm down
30:40because they're going to go to zoos all over the world.
30:41Right.
30:41So if we just send them as adults,
30:43then they're not going to have a very happy and healthy life
30:45because they're going to be freaking out, running into things.
30:47You bottle-raise them, and as you can see,
30:48they are fine with any amount of people.
30:50So they can travel and go to other zoos.
30:53They can be in zoos and have screaming kids and staff coming in,
30:55and it just makes their life easier.
30:58So our job then with the wild ones is to...
31:01Pull the babies from the pouch.
31:03All right, so let's go do that.
31:04All right.
31:04Yeah, let's pull the babies from the pouch.
31:07All right.
31:08Coming up...
31:08Let's take her in this corner.
31:09We chase a kangaroo.
31:11These are very, very fast animals.
31:12It's part Tasmanian devil.
31:14Grab her tab. Grab her tab, Mike.
31:22In here, we're going to catch some wallabies and kangaroos.
31:26Pull the babies from the pouches.
31:27These are our wild groups.
31:28These wallabies actually came from New Zealand.
31:30So you always have to be aware about where you are,
31:33and if you're running to catch something,
31:34make sure you're not cornering something else
31:36because they will freak out and run into the fence.
31:38Say we're moving back because you think the roo's coming this way,
31:40and you get them cornered,
31:41and you don't realize they're cornered behind you,
31:42they're going to freak out.
31:43So just be mindful of where you are
31:45so that if you need to step out so they can get by you.
31:47If you don't do the catching, drop your nut,
31:50run to whoever's done the catching,
31:52and help them hold the tail.
31:53So when somebody gets one,
31:56everybody else drops everything
31:57and runs to assist the one who's captured one.
32:00Yes, exactly.
32:01You want to spin them out
32:02so that their feet aren't facing you.
32:04Right, so the claw can't disembow you.
32:06Right.
32:07And we always take bets every time
32:09on who's going to get hurt this time.
32:11Oh, well, by all means,
32:12let's throw some money down on that.
32:16You gave me this, you know,
32:17lavender embarrassment.
32:18If we get a little one, it goes in there.
32:20Yep, the big kangaroo's going to go in that one
32:22because it's bigger.
32:23How are you going to get a big kangaroo in here?
32:24No, the baby.
32:26No, no, no, the baby.
32:26I specifically said big kangaroo.
32:28Yeah, big kangaroo versus the wallabies.
32:31It's a big kangaroo baby.
32:32The baby kangaroo is a little bigger
32:34than when we usually pull it
32:35because we wanted to save that one
32:36for when you were here.
32:37So she's a little bigger, stronger,
32:39and angrier than we would normally pull her.
32:42What was that last word you used?
32:43Pull her.
32:44I totally saw it.
32:45Pull her.
32:45Pull her.
32:46Okay.
32:46Pull her.
32:47I swear she said pull her.
32:48That's it.
32:49All right, obviously,
32:50I'm just delaying the inevitable.
32:52Yes.
32:52Go bag some roos.
32:58You want to point out which ones we're going to...
33:03One, two, three, four.
33:05The one all the way in the back corner.
33:08Yeah.
33:09Okay, she's on the top now.
33:11She's on the move.
33:12Let's take her in this corner.
33:13Yeah, let's take her in this corner.
33:18How in the heck is...
33:19These are very, very fast animals.
33:25Okay, let her come around.
33:26Let her come around.
33:27And she's got one baby in her pouch.
33:29Oh, look at that.
33:30They're doing a fake out.
33:31Do you see two of them
33:32or is my vision just that shot?
33:36Do we want to take her in that corner, guys?
33:37Which one?
33:38One in the back.
33:38Second.
33:42Grab her tail.
33:43Grab her tail, Mike.
33:44Get her tail.
33:44Get her tail.
33:45I got it.
33:45I got it.
33:46Oh, jeez.
33:47Oh, baby, baby.
33:47Let her go.
33:48Let her go.
33:48Let her go.
33:48Let her go.
33:49Baby came out.
33:50Where's the baby?
33:52Jeez.
33:53She popped out.
33:53Keep up, Mike.
33:54Keep up.
33:54She popped out.
33:55We didn't have to pull her.
33:55Keep up.
33:56Okay.
33:56You scared the hell out of me, man.
33:58I'm going to hang in the tail.
33:59The baby came out.
34:01That sentence is almost always disappointing.
34:05Hello.
34:06Hi, how are you?
34:07Let's put him in a pouch.
34:08Yeah, let's put him in a pouch.
34:09Pouch?
34:10Oh, jeez.
34:10I'm like, we've got to get the kangaroo back.
34:14Now, just keep this together
34:16because he will come falling out.
34:17Yeah, right there.
34:18Really?
34:18Okay.
34:19All right.
34:20Little boy, about eight months old.
34:21Now, the westerns we can pull a little bit later
34:23because they don't start coming out of the pouch
34:25until about seven, eight months,
34:26whereas the easterns come out in about six months.
34:29Eastern?
34:30Eastern gray, the albinos,
34:31and the light gray ones.
34:32You can see already how long these toenails are
34:34at eight months old.
34:36The boys are twice as big as the girls when they're adults,
34:38so he will be about 150 pounds.
34:40Okay.
34:41I'm right over to Lisa, and Lisa will...
34:42I'm sure he feels like he's right at home.
34:45Hi, Lisa.
34:46Here's a room and a pouch for you.
34:48I was getting a little worried there.
34:49I didn't know nobody was coming.
34:50I was running as fast as I could.
34:55Jen, there's one in here.
34:57Wallabies.
34:58You have a baby?
34:59Yeah.
34:59I don't know how big it is, but we need to check.
35:02Wallabies are close relatives to kangaroos,
35:04and like kangaroos, when a female has a baby,
35:07it has to be checked to see if it's big enough for bottle feeding.
35:10Just requiring that?
35:11Nope.
35:11And also like kangaroos, the females really don't like that.
35:16Now, they don't like that at all.
35:18Jeez.
35:20Don't.
35:21Don't.
35:22Okay.
35:23Okay.
35:24All right.
35:25All right.
35:25I got her.
35:26All right.
35:26Mike.
35:27Yeah, I'm sorry.
35:28Don't bother me.
35:29All right.
35:30Down on the feet.
35:31On the feet.
35:31Okay.
35:31Okay.
35:32I got her.
35:32I got her.
35:32You got her?
35:33I got her feet.
35:35Hold on, mama.
35:37Hey.
35:38Pinky, pinky, pinky.
35:39Okay.
35:39A pinky is a baby without fur.
35:42Back out, guys.
35:42Still too young to pull and bottle feed.
35:45Okay.
35:45What number is she?
35:45What number is she?
35:46She's number two.
35:47She hit me in both of mine.
35:49Yeah, what's the thing later?
35:50What happened?
35:51Well, see, unlike Big Al, my testicles are, you know, in the anterior position.
35:57All right.
35:57You good?
35:58All right.
35:58At least one of them is.
36:00I'm getting a crap knocked out of me, man.
36:03Instead of coffee breaks here at the Sharkarosa Ranch, they take medical breaks.
36:07A little time out to heal your wounds, try to stave off the swelling, infection, blood
36:12poisoning, that type of thing, just to get you in tiptoe shape so you can go out and
36:16mess with yet another animal that wants to tear you to pieces.
36:20Coming up.
36:21What's his problem today?
36:22Well, his claws are really sharp.
36:23Time to cut his claws.
36:24Yeah.
36:25Yeah.
36:25When you give a bear cat a manicure.
36:27Your face, is there those scratches?
36:29From him.
36:29He just turned around and got me.
36:31He just might give you a facial.
36:39After I request a break from the life-threatening animals, Jennifer suggests a sloth might be
36:45a safe bet.
36:46Her name is Janet.
36:48That's interesting.
36:49And she has a little baby boy.
36:51It's about two and a half months old.
36:52He's going to look at us.
36:53Mm-hmm.
36:54Hey.
36:54She strikes me as a laid-back mother at this point.
36:57Well, you're not trying to take her baby yet, so.
36:59No, that's true.
37:00Janet, we got some breakfast here for you.
37:02Can you say hi?
37:04Hey, look, you can see her teeth.
37:05I thought you were going to feed it in her nose there for a second.
37:08That would be truly alarming to learn the sloth has teeth in the nostril.
37:12So those are certainly canine.
37:13Those are incisors.
37:14Yeah, those are pretty sharp, so you don't really want to get tagged by those.
37:18In terms of aggression, on a scale of 1 to 10, when you're taking the baby from a sloth,
37:22is it the kind of thing?
37:24It just depends on her mood for the day.
37:26What will my strategy be?
37:27We're just going to do the baby.
37:28And so you can get the baby's two front arms, and we'll get her off, and then we're going
37:32to just put them on you.
37:33He's keeping the mother's canine teeth away from the flesh.
37:36Well, hopefully the sweet potato.
37:38All right.
37:38Now, he has sharp little teeth, too.
37:40He does?
37:40Yep.
37:41Look, he's showing them to you.
37:42Oh, yeah, he does.
37:42Look at that.
37:43How about his claws?
37:44Are those sharp?
37:44Oh, yeah.
37:45So everything's sharp.
37:46Oh, very sharp.
37:47There's a lot going on here, Janet.
37:49I'd just like to keep you busy with something.
37:51Oh, so good and delicious.
37:52You ready?
37:53I think so, yeah.
37:56All right.
37:57We're going to slide under our arm.
37:59Get the two little back legs.
38:01Oh, and that giant hook.
38:04Oh, sorry.
38:04All right.
38:04Now, just let him grab onto your chest.
38:07Is that wise?
38:08Well.
38:11Okay.
38:11I just hold on to him.
38:12We're going to take him out of here, so he's away from Mom.
38:14He's going to have to kind of duck under her.
38:16Yeah, she got me all pinned and angled in here.
38:19If I can't outrun a sloth, then I know I've turned a corner.
38:28Okay.
38:29What do you think?
38:30I think I got a sloth on my arm.
38:34See, just like a little pickaxe.
38:36Yep.
38:36Ow, ow, okay.
38:40I know.
38:41Tell him.
38:41I don't speak sloth so good.
38:43Here, here, here.
38:45Yes, we do.
38:45There we go.
38:47I just want to get him used to being handled and everything so we can bring him out, you
38:51know, the education programs and everything.
38:53And then, you know, as he gets older, if we need to take him and do anything medically
38:58with him, it's not going to stress him out.
39:00All right.
39:00So what's our goal with the junior?
39:02Just getting him out, just spend a little time handling him, and then just checking him
39:05kind of over as we have him out and making sure that, you know.
39:08Oh, okay.
39:09So at a glance, everything appear to be in working order with the two-toed sloth?
39:13Yep.
39:13He looks good.
39:14He's moving around good.
39:15You look at their eyes.
39:16His eyes are all bright.
39:18Certain aggression.
39:19Teeth look good.
39:20Teeth look nice and functional.
39:22You ready to go back to your mama?
39:23Is that what you're telling us?
39:25He does not like to be unhooked.
39:28Neh!
39:29Neh!
39:30Neh!
39:30Neh!
39:30Neh!
39:31Okay.
39:31All right.
39:32You go right back into the mirror.
39:34There you go.
39:35There you go.
39:36You got him back.
39:37You can go back and take a nap now.
40:08I got one in, where was I?
40:10Georgia.
40:10Georgia.
40:10In Georgia.
40:11Hope Bennett.
40:11Hope Bennett.
40:12Yeah.
40:12She had a similar operation.
40:14That was Bruce's older brother.
40:15Do you remember his name?
40:16Popcorn.
40:17Popcorn's brother is Bruce.
40:18How old is Bruce?
40:18Six months.
40:19Yeah?
40:20It smells like popcorn.
40:21Have you smelled a bear cap before?
40:22I do.
40:22I remember smelling the bear cap.
40:26See?
40:26That's the weirdest thing ever.
40:28He smells exactly like popcorn.
40:30From here, he smells like something else.
40:32And he just peed everywhere, too.
40:33Yeah.
40:34That smells like popcorn, too.
40:35Yeah?
40:35You got to hold him still first.
40:38Look at his little claws here.
40:40You can see how the tips are white.
40:42And then back here is kind of pinkish color.
40:44That's called the quake.
40:45That's the blood supply.
40:46So we don't want to go back that far.
40:47You just cut the tips.
40:48Nip the tips.
40:50Now, your face, is there those scratches?
40:53From him.
40:53From him.
40:54Yeah.
40:54He cut his eye.
40:55You can see on a walk a couple months ago.
40:57And when we were trying to medicate it, it was just Jen and I holding him.
41:00And he just turned around and got me.
41:02Well, that's no good.
41:03Are you right-handed or left-handed?
41:05Neither, really.
41:07The idea is just the tips, right?
41:09Just the tips.
41:13Easy.
41:17I don't want to go too.
41:19Is that all right?
41:19Yeah, good.
41:20Good.
41:21That does sound like a baby.
41:23Oh.
41:25Easy, Bearcat.
41:27What's the other name for a bearcat?
41:29Binturong.
41:30And where are they from?
41:31Asia.
41:31They use them as pets.
41:32They're kind of like dogs.
41:33Yeah, they seem so laid-back, mild-mannered.
41:35Yeah, they really do.
41:37This is, I mean, this is a four-person job.
41:40Yeah.
41:43Just the tips.
41:45There we go.
41:46God, that is just the right frequency to just make me want to stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
41:51Hold still.
41:53Stop.
41:53Get it.
41:54Ta-da.
41:55All right.
41:55Go, Bearcat.
41:56All righty.
41:57A little manicure for a bearcat.
41:59Bleeding?
42:00I am.
42:00I got a scratch.
42:01Oh, you got it under here, too?
42:02Oh, my goodness.
42:02Did you get cut today?
42:04From my angle, I get bitten.
42:05Me and the lemur went toe-to-toe.
42:07But all in all, yeah, it's good fun.
42:08Thanks for having us out.
42:10I'm just going to sit here in the bleachers.
42:12We could do a presentation for you.
42:13Would you?
42:14We could.
42:15This is Jen's presentation area out here.
42:17We could do it like a kabuki theater.
42:19You guys wouldn't talk, just big, broad.
42:21Oh, you'd be so awesome.
42:22Yeah, like Japanese mime.
42:25That'd be cool.
42:26Mime is a terrible thing to waste.
42:30This bear wants the milk.
42:32I want to give him the milk.
42:33But the bear peed on me, and then the bear pooed on me.
42:36It's a lot like you watching Dirty Jobs, but not going to discovery.com forward slash dirty
42:42jobs and suggesting our next idea.
42:45That's how I feel without your ideas, like a bear without milk.
42:49And you're like a viewer that poos on me.
42:54Discovery.com forward slash dirty jobs.
43:00You can't growl and swallow at the same time.
43:06I've never seen him not eat.
43:08I think he just doesn't like it.
43:09I can't imagine why.
43:11I mean, he's expressed his love in such an obvious way.
43:15Life is over here if you want life.
43:22How's your day going?
43:25Me?
43:26Pretty good.
43:27Some milk.
43:28Some bear pee.
43:29A little bit of crap.
43:32I love you.
43:32You can't growl but I'll disturb you, I will cream and make it.
43:32It's a very good thing.
43:32I can'tomen Sue.
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