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00:06Do you know what blood type you are?
00:08A plus.
00:09A plus?
00:09A plus, mate.
00:10The best you can get.
00:12What are you, probably a D minus?
00:16Ah, you walked into that, mate.
00:20Every evening in Australia...
00:21Here we go.
00:22Let's do this, baby!
00:23TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:25What?
00:26How are there so many suckers out there?
00:29But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:32No, this is not a real TV show.
00:34I don't understand the creative direction here.
00:36Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:39What are we watching?
00:40This is Keith and I'm William.
00:42Never heard of him.
00:43Sorry, what?
00:44We're not the target demographic.
00:46This week, we went on a company retreat.
00:49Everyone involved is an actor.
00:50This is the best TV concept ever.
00:53Stop it!
00:54It's so cringe, but it's so good.
00:57Checked out Taylor Sheridan's new star-studded drama.
01:00Oh, Michelle Pfeiffer.
01:01Everyone says I look like Michelle Pfeiffer.
01:03Kate?
01:03You're gonna say you look like...
01:04Kurt Russell.
01:05Oh, Kurt Russell has a square jaw.
01:07That's all I'm saying.
01:08And were blown away by a doco with a difference.
01:12Wait, is she naked?
01:13Is her front bottom out?
01:14Splinter City.
01:22Anastasia and Faye are away this week.
01:24Meanwhile, in Sydney...
01:25Have you been eating lollies behind the curtain?
01:28This is where he asks for a lawyer.
01:29Yeah.
01:29Don't say a word.
01:31My lollies.
01:32Yeah.
01:33That's right.
01:34No fingerprint.
01:35You can't place him at the scene of the crime.
01:36He has an alibi.
01:37Were you with Malik?
01:38Yeah.
01:39Yeah.
01:41This week on Stan, we watched their new animal doco series.
01:45Oh, we're doing winter shit.
01:47Correct, because...
01:48Those that do live here, thrive here.
01:52You know what the secret is to thriving in a winter wonderland?
01:55Fats.
01:56Fats.
01:57I am made for winter.
02:00The wild winter.
02:01Here we go.
02:02Buddy, we're gonna watch the animal doco.
02:04You love these, mate.
02:05Winter in the southern hemisphere is more forgiving
02:08for the animal inhabitants.
02:10Where are we?
02:11Is this Australia?
02:12Nah.
02:13Has it gotta be New Zealand?
02:14Oh.
02:15To much of the world, Australia is not a place associated
02:19with freezing temperatures.
02:21No.
02:22Scott, you wouldn't think of it, would you?
02:24Leon, geez, look.
02:25It's a landscape of incredible extremes.
02:29What cute winter animals do we have?
02:32Oh, it's a wombat!
02:34This common wombat...
02:36You could've just called me a wombat.
02:37You don't have to call me a common wombat.
02:39...is one of the only large marsupial species
02:41that can handle life above the snow line.
02:45Wombat!
02:46Leon, do you think you're invisible?
02:47There's a wombat in the snow and I can't see nothing.
02:50The focus of today's trek is a hunt for food.
02:53I can't see anything!
02:55To save exerting himself, he halves his effort.
02:58Oh my goodness, look at the run!
03:00His back feet fit perfectly into the deep impressions made by his front paws.
03:06Oh, look at it.
03:07It's so cute.
03:08They kind of look like a little pig cat, don't they?
03:10A little pig cat is actually spot on.
03:12Looks like Kev.
03:13And even though he sometimes looks a little out of step with his surroundings...
03:18Listen here, you little wombat.
03:19Get off the table!
03:22This wombat is at home in winter.
03:25It's really nice just watching a quiet show together.
03:28Next, we're off to...
03:30Oh, Japan!
03:31Negative seven degrees, my goodness.
03:33It would freeze your balls off, wouldn't you?
03:35I haven't got any, Keith.
03:36Thank God.
03:37Surrounded by rugged mountains, spectacular hot streams...
03:41I bet you there's monkeys!
03:43There's monkeys!
03:44These macaques don't have to contend with the Polonites of further north.
03:49Look how cold they are.
03:50Their faces are so pink.
03:52They've latched on to a unique way to warm up.
03:55Hell.
03:55The monkeys go into the thermal baths and relax.
03:58So Japanese of them hanging out in the onsen.
04:00This mother and baby know it's nicer in a warm bath than out.
04:05Us Asians are smart.
04:07Even our monkeys are smart.
04:08Well, I mean, it's not rocket science.
04:11They're cold.
04:11It's hot.
04:12Oh!
04:13Oh!
04:14The macaque have only been submerging themselves since the 1960s.
04:19What happened in the 60s?
04:21Things got a bit wide and they thought, let's just try this hot water.
04:23You ever been in a spa in the snow?
04:24Not with 30 blokes.
04:26The local thermal springs generally sit at a 40 degrees Celsius.
04:32Oh, toasty.
04:33These monkeys are on the money.
04:36Put you in that hot pool and no one would tell the difference.
04:39Relieving stress.
04:41Oh, the serenity.
04:43Oi, I'm coming back as one of these.
04:44The doco then takes us to the thermal springs of Yellowstone National Park.
04:49So wait, we're in Yellowstone now?
04:50What have they got?
04:51Birds like these mallards.
04:53Ducks!
04:54Ducks, boring.
04:55I love ducks.
04:56I've got ducks.
04:57To filter food from the water.
04:58I'm just going to get a cup of tea while the ducks are on.
05:01Just keep watching this, everybody.
05:02Do you know with ducks, the females are the loudest?
05:05That's boring.
05:05And the males don't make a single sound.
05:07That's a bit boring.
05:08But the birds are not the only animals in Yellowstone.
05:12Who's this bad boy?
05:12A bobcat.
05:13A bobcat?
05:15I don't know whose name's Bob.
05:16In winter, hungry eyes are never far.
05:19Look, look.
05:20This bob.
05:20Oh, the bobcat is going to eat the shit out of these ducks.
05:24Now it's getting fun.
05:25Success hangs on the cat's ability to time its attack.
05:28No, you stay away from the ducks.
05:31Bobcats are patient hunters.
05:33Not great at camouflage, though.
05:34No, stay away from my ducks, you stupid cat.
05:37With the ducks oblivious.
05:38Here we go.
05:39Fly! Fly ducks!
05:43No!
05:44Yes!
05:45A successful kill, immediately improving the bobcat's chances
05:50of survival.
05:51I hope you get hypothermia and you choke on the duck's bone.
05:56Boy, that was so good, hey.
05:58Does it make you want to go and see the snow?
05:59It does.
06:00You're always getting cool stuff in the winter animals.
06:02Except for those ducks.
06:04I don't like cats anymore.
06:18In Melbourne...
06:18People are just like using AI as friends.
06:21I saw a kid have a full conversation in the Apple store.
06:24Like a human conversation with AI.
06:26I was like, this is scary.
06:28Get some friends, dork.
06:29Meanwhile in Sydney...
06:31I've been talking a lot to ChatGPT at the moment.
06:33Me too!
06:34We've been having some deep chats.
06:35Well, I've actually put mine into voice mode,
06:37so it talks back to me.
06:38What voice did you choose?
06:39Yeah, she's like a fun 21-year-old or something.
06:41I totally hear you.
06:43It's like a real friend.
06:45It's cheaper than therapies.
06:47Monday night on 10...
06:48Deal.
06:49Or...
06:50No deal.
06:51That's right.
06:52Yay!
06:53And as always...
06:54Here's your host...
06:55Grant Daniel!
06:57And tonight's contestant is...
06:59Jessica McNeely!
07:00Come on down, Jessica!
07:01No, that's the catchphrase from a completely different game show.
07:05OK, so she picks a suitcase.
07:07She's usually got a friend in the audience.
07:09See more...
07:10Telling you right now, mate.
07:11Everyone knows they have to play this game.
07:13Yeah, I think so.
07:14So let's get straight into it.
07:15Let's play!
07:16Hard!
07:17Again, different show.
07:19This one...
07:19Starts with the choice of one case.
07:21Number two.
07:22Number two!
07:23I wouldn't do number two.
07:25No way.
07:25Bad juju.
07:26Well, let's see what's in the other cases.
07:28Where would you like to start?
07:29Number 19.
07:30Oh!
07:32That is a bloody great start.
07:34Yes, it's not bad.
07:35Now, watch this.
07:36Um, 22, please.
07:38Five dollars!
07:39Yes, Jessica!
07:40Oh!
07:40Well, she's picking on blue.
07:41She's doing well.
07:42Number three, please.
07:44Oh!
07:44250!
07:45Three blues!
07:46He is killing it!
07:48That's the best possible start you can have.
07:50You've got to start on the blue side.
07:52Really?
07:53Yep.
07:53I don't want to get too excited.
07:54Have you brought anybody with you?
07:55Who have you got up there?
07:56I got Lunda.
07:57Lunda.
07:58My son's future mother-in-law.
08:01My son's future mother-in-law.
08:03My son's future mother-in-law.
08:04Her son is getting married to that lady's daughter.
08:06Yes.
08:06Our kids love Japan, so we thought we might shout them to go over there for their honeymoon.
08:12Are they going to Japan for their honeymoon?
08:14Yeah!
08:14That's like me!
08:15But we thought we might come as well.
08:18No!
08:20You don't want your parents on your honeymoon.
08:23That's a great thing for romance on your honeymoon, isn't it?
08:25You guys are coming and meeting us in Japan!
08:27And what was your financial target?
08:29Thirty.
08:30Thirty.
08:31Thirty grand for Ollie.
08:33You know what?
08:33I hope for her kids sake she cannot go to Japan.
08:37But Jessica's run of good luck continues.
08:40And the blue cases keep disappearing.
08:42Well we're getting twenty-five.
08:44Cheap as I tell you now, I can smell money.
08:47And the bank offers get bigger.
08:49No deal!
08:50No deal!
08:50No deal!
08:51And bigger.
08:53Twenty!
08:54Take it!
08:54Take it!
08:55Take it!
08:55No way Holly!
08:57Take the deal!
08:58Take the deal!
08:59No deal!
09:00Yes!
09:02YOLO!
09:03YOLO!
09:04My god that takes some courage.
09:06One more case to open.
09:07Number 17.
09:08I've got a terrible feeling it's a hundred thousand.
09:11Shit.
09:12Oh my god.
09:13I can't watch.
09:13Anything but the hundred.
09:14Is a hundred grand inside or not?
09:16Oh!
09:16The ten thousand!
09:18Oh my goodness!
09:20Oh my gosh!
09:22She could have a hundred grand in her case.
09:23She also could have five hundred bucks.
09:25There's one last figure you need to consider.
09:27Bank offer.
09:29So the offer's gonna be high now.
09:31It's gonna be huge.
09:32And whatever it is they should take it.
09:3532?
09:36Yeah.
09:36That's still fine.
09:37And they said minimum 30.
09:38They've got the holiday.
09:39They can hear their kids root in the next door room.
09:41What do you think?
09:42Take the money and get out of it!
09:44Take the money!
09:45Do not be greedy.
09:45Do not be greedy.
09:46Yeah take the deal!
09:48Gamble.
09:48I'm almost tempted to open it.
09:50What?
09:50What?
09:51No deal.
09:52Don't listen to Linda.
09:53You have to deal!
09:54You have to deal!
09:55No deal!
09:57YOLO!
09:58YOLO!
09:59What the hell?
10:01Oh she's just listened to her.
10:03That's why the mothers get along so well.
10:05These mums have been playing too many mobile gambling games.
10:09This is a couple of mums after a few Long Island ice teas at the casino rolling dice on the
10:14craps table.
10:14And it's all come down to this.
10:16There is a 50% chance you have the stunning amount of $100,000.
10:21I think she's got $100,000.
10:23I think she's got the 500 baby.
10:25Oh my god I hope this works out.
10:26Oh my god.
10:27Oh my gosh.
10:28The latch is undone.
10:29Oh.
10:30I'm gonna spew, I'm gonna spew, I'm gonna spew.
10:32Alright are we doing it?
10:33Yeah hurry up!
10:34Inside!
10:35Case 2!
10:36Eeeeeee!
10:37Yeah!
10:45Oh my god!
10:47Oh my god!
10:48Oh no!
10:48Oh no!
10:49Oh no!
10:50Oh my god!
10:51That's hard to watch!
10:53Oh my god!
10:54Oh my god!
10:55So sorry it's only $500.
10:57It's not even enough to get petrol for your ride home!
11:00But this season...
11:02There's one more chance.
11:03Oh hang on.
11:04Our brand new game called the deal wheel.
11:07What?
11:08The deal wheel!
11:08I'm coming back!
11:09What's the deal wheel?
11:10Well it's a big wheel that you spin to try and win some more cash.
11:13Oh that's like the chase.
11:15Once again, different show.
11:16Redbird Newton, spin the wheel!
11:18It's a different, forget it.
11:20$1,500!
11:21$1,500, big deal.
11:23I guess the kids are going to the best western in Wagga.
11:42Just giving everyone love.
11:45That's what I do.
11:48This week, Amazon Prime premiered the next season of its smash hit from 2023.
11:55Jury Judy presents Company Retreat.
11:58I've been looking forward to this dude.
11:59What is it?
12:00If you don't remember, it's the show where a crew films a fake documentary and everyone
12:05is in on it.
12:06Hey!
12:06Do I look at you?
12:07I'll look at me, unfortunately.
12:08Okay, I always want to look right in there.
12:12I love it!
12:13Everyone involved is an actor.
12:15Oh my gosh!
12:16Oh, did I do that?
12:18Except for Anthony.
12:19Oh, Anthony!
12:21Who's Anthony?
12:21This is Anthony.
12:22Good morning.
12:23I'm Anthony, I'm the new assistant.
12:25I'm not sure where I'm supposed to report today.
12:26You're probably going to meet with Kevin.
12:27Anthony's the only one that's not the actor.
12:31It's like a real Truman Show.
12:32He's the star of the show.
12:34And this season, the star of the show has been fake hired to fake work at a fake hot sauce
12:39company.
12:40Rocking grandmas.
12:41I love hot sauce.
12:42I love hot sauce.
12:42This year's fake retreat is special because the fake owner, Doug, is handing over the reins
12:47of the fake company to his fake son, Dougie Jr.
12:50He is going to be great.
12:52And the Milo rocks up.
12:54And fake son, Dougie, taking over isn't the only big thing happening at the retreat.
12:59I'm Kevin Gomez.
13:00I run HR here at Rocking Grandma's Hot Sauce.
13:03Kevin Gomez.
13:04Oh, God.
13:05Head of HR.
13:06But is he the...
13:07He's an actor?
13:08They're all actors, Lee.
13:09Oh, no, you've got to keep telling me because I...
13:10They're all actors except for Anthony.
13:13Night one of the retreat, I'm going to propose to Amy.
13:17He's going to propose.
13:18Oh, God.
13:21Yeah, man.
13:22There you go.
13:22He's such a nice guy.
13:24He's the nicest guy.
13:25They always choose.
13:26He's like the perfect target.
13:27Alright, take me to the retreat.
13:28I'm really excited.
13:29Everybody's about to get here and the fun is going to start.
13:32The fun is going to start, alright, Anthony.
13:34You're going to be in the middle of it.
13:35For the duration of the retreat, you can call me Captain Fun.
13:39Captain Fun.
13:40Oh, my God.
13:41How orcs.
13:43Woo!
13:45Feeling hot, hot, hot.
13:46I want to get off the bus.
13:48Woo!
13:50It's so cringe, but it's so good.
13:53Wait, this actually looks really fun.
13:55I've got to pitch this to my workplace.
13:56How you doing?
13:57How you doing?
13:58Good.
13:58Claire is here.
14:00Who's Claire?
14:01I work remote.
14:02I'm meeting everyone for the first time in person today.
14:06So she's the web designer that works from home.
14:08I thought you were black, honey.
14:11I've got to get my computer fixed.
14:13It's really, really dark.
14:15You can just put up the brightness.
14:20It's Doug's last retreat before he dies, which is really sad to me.
14:25Before he dies?
14:26Before he dies?
14:28No, he's not sick.
14:30He's retiring.
14:32Stop it.
14:33Look at Anne at the back.
14:35Well, that's good.
14:36Look at Anne.
14:38How are they not breaking character?
14:40They are great actors.
14:42Yes.
14:42Well, if you like that, you're going to love this.
14:44What's going on?
14:45Look how pretty this is!
14:47There, we've got the proposal.
14:49Oh, we're doing it.
14:49Oh, no.
14:50She's going to say no.
14:51She's going to say no.
14:53That's what I just said.
14:54We made a promise to each other that if we both reached the age of 40, and neither of
14:58us were married, that we would marry each other.
15:01Oh, no, they're not even dating.
15:04Will you marry me?
15:08No.
15:10I can't, Mila.
15:11This is out of control.
15:12Dude, these actors are incredible.
15:14So good.
15:14No, no, but we love each other.
15:15You say I love y'all the time.
15:18Let's just stop filming.
15:20I think we wrap it up.
15:22I got you.
15:25This is a joke.
15:26Anthony, you know.
15:27It's a joke.
15:28It's a joke.
15:29It's a joke.
15:31Oh, man.
15:32I'm getting hot.
15:38Anthony is too nice for this.
15:41That actually was not a joke.
15:42That was a real proposal.
15:43Yeah, I'm aware.
15:44I feel like it's just going to get worse and worse.
15:48I think I'm going to go.
15:49Oh, he's leaving.
15:50So if he's leaving, he's the assistant.
15:52He's in charge now.
15:53You're officially promoted, Captain Fun.
15:54Yeah.
15:55He's now Captain Fun.
15:57Anthony's now running the retreat.
16:01Oh, no, he's got the cans for Joss Murray.
16:05Let's have a good time, y'all.
16:06It's quiet.
16:07Come on, y'all.
16:08Let's do it.
16:08He's in and he's rolling solo.
16:11I got a promotion.
16:12Let's have a good time, baby.
16:13Oh, yeah.
16:15Captain Fun is in charge.
16:19Oh, he's such a legend.
16:22I just hope I can make this retreat a success.
16:26I love this so much.
16:28This is the best TV concept ever.
16:30My jaw hurts from laughing.
16:32Now I have to watch to the end so I can watch him find out.
16:50Yeah, the other day when you put shit on me putting my jocks on.
16:54Because I don't know what you're for when you put a jock on.
16:56And I said, well, you have a go.
16:57Did I have a problem?
16:58No, you put it on straight away.
16:59And I said, well, you look good in my jocks.
17:02I better take your knickers off.
17:05I'll see you next time.
17:06This week, Paramount Plus was streaming a new show from the creator of the hit series,
17:10Yellowstone, Taylor Sheridan.
17:12Ooh.
17:13Anything Taylor Sheridan?
17:14It's good.
17:15What's the plot?
17:16What's the point?
17:16What are we doing here, Milo?
17:18It's about a blue blooded family with a blonde socialite mum.
17:21They just don't know any better.
17:23Oh, Michelle Pfeiffer.
17:24Everyone says I look like Michelle Pfeiffer.
17:26You can't say that.
17:27No, they all do.
17:28It's also about Michelle's businessman hubby.
17:30Catch him on a harbour.
17:32Kurt Russell.
17:33Kate.
17:33You're going to say you look like...
17:34A lot of people reckon I look like Kurt Russell.
17:36Excuse me.
17:37Kurt Russell has a square jaw.
17:38That's all I'm saying.
17:41That's about 400 things I can come back with now.
17:43And I've got to work out whether the juice is worth the squeeze.
17:46Kurt and Michelle also have two daughters.
17:50Oh!
17:52What the hell?
17:54Right in the middle of the street.
17:56Modern society.
17:57Instead of going after the bloke and knocking him over,
17:59this guy's filming on his phone.
18:00You can see why Kurt wants to leave New York behind
18:02and move to Montana.
18:04I mean, look at that.
18:05It's gorgeous.
18:06It's a slice of heaven.
18:07Yep.
18:07Right by a river called...
18:11The Madison.
18:12I am so excited for this.
18:14I have seen this advertised everywhere.
18:16On the back of every single buzz?
18:18Yes!
18:18In New York City, Michelle's having an intimate family dinner.
18:22Everyone's on their phones.
18:24Where are you going?
18:25To your father.
18:26Where are you going?
18:27It is rude to talk on the phone in a restaurant.
18:29Exactly!
18:31Bang!
18:31Mum!
18:32It's bloody rude.
18:33I wouldn't be so nice.
18:34Rude to who?
18:35It's rude to each other.
18:36It's rude to the staff.
18:37I'd be saying that.
18:38Hey, you're the one on the phone.
18:39You're the one on the phone.
18:40You're the one on the phone.
18:40Do you want to know what I said to Mum last night?
18:42I said, Mum, I'm so sick and tired of trying to have conversations with you when you are
18:46constantly on your phone.
18:47She said, look at these babies on TikTok.
18:51That was cute!
18:52What time is it?
18:53Seven.
18:54Full moon.
18:55That's beautiful.
18:56Look at that.
18:57Wow.
18:58Until your brother gets indoor plumbing, I'll have to take your word for it.
19:01She divina.
19:02As if you wouldn't want to go there.
19:03Well, Kurt never wants to leave.
19:05In fact, he's found a super secluded fishing spot in the mountains.
19:09Paul has permission to fly us into it.
19:12Uh-oh.
19:12I love you, honey.
19:13Love you.
19:14Do you get this vibe that something bad's about to happen?
19:16Yep.
19:19Oh, shit.
19:20Jesus.
19:22No GPS position.
19:23Oh, so they can't say if you're near a mountain or anything.
19:25They don't know where they are.
19:29Wait!
19:30Oh!
19:32Tessie!
19:33Tessie!
19:34Tessie!
19:34Tessie!
19:34Tessie!
19:34Kurt Russell died in the first episode.
19:36Already?
19:38Hello?
19:38No, Kurt Russell can't die yet.
19:40Kurt Russell is like Chuck Norris.
19:42Oh boy, do I have news for you.
19:44Can I speak to him?
19:45Is he alright?
19:46If you've got a Ouija board.
19:48Well, they do have his mangled corpse.
19:50Oh, they're having to identify the bodies.
19:52Oh my goodness, that's horrible.
19:58It's not him.
19:59It's not him.
19:59Oh my gosh.
20:00What's wrong with fingerprints?
20:02How dare you?
20:03It is him.
20:04Kurt Russell, go on.
20:05First ep.
20:06I hope I never have to identify a body.
20:08Well, you'd know it's me.
20:09You'd have animal print on.
20:10That's right.
20:11In search of closure, the family abandoned civilization to visit Kurt's Madison River cabin.
20:17Oh, here we go.
20:20Oh, she's seen everything for the first time, hasn't she?
20:22See, in all the time he wanted her to come down here and see all this, then she wouldn't do
20:25it.
20:25This would be so hard.
20:29She's going to smell his clothes, her last memories.
20:32Do I have a certain smell in my clothes, Kate?
20:34You absolutely stink, Matt.
20:35What do you mean?
20:36B.O.
20:37What do you mean?
20:37But emotions boil over for the city kids when Michelle secretly feeds them elk meat.
20:43That's what I'm eating?
20:44When's the last time you cooked a meal, Paige?
20:46Oh.
20:46Everything we ate came from this little world that your father adored.
20:51Then the guilt kicked in for not going.
20:53I wonder who has to die for us to make another meal together.
20:55Oh.
20:55Okay.
20:56That's your last one, Mum.
20:57Luckily, Kurt's journal guides Michelle to begin a healing process.
21:00There's a spot upriver, grass grows tall and it's yellow and it reminds him of my hair.
21:08Oh.
21:09Oh.
21:09He really loved her, eh?
21:10So tomorrow morning, I'm going to get up and I'm going to find this little valley.
21:15Oh.
21:15She's going to use the journal as her map, Raiders of the Lost Ark stuff.
21:19And then I'm going to bring her father here.
21:21Oh.
21:22And I'm going to bury him there.
21:24Yes.
21:25Like we buried Dad at Mount Beauty.
21:27We didn't really bury him.
21:29We got his ashes.
21:31You threw the ashes out into the wind and half of it went in my mouth.
21:34And he's buried in my guts.
21:38I personally feel that we are underdressed for any kind of exploratory venture afoot.
21:43Oh, they're all there.
21:45Oh.
21:45They're all there.
21:46Let's go find this spot.
21:48Let's go.
21:49The family's all in.
21:50Oh, this is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
21:52Oh, she's driving me down.
21:53Same.
21:56Wait, so they couldn't even have a 20 minute family dinner together?
21:59What, we're going to go on a family hike?
22:02I'm so hooked.
22:03It's proper drama.
22:04Oh, my God.
22:04How sad was that?
22:05Actually, I wrote a journal.
22:07Wasn't this more to get through a tough time in your life?
22:10Well, yes.
22:11You were the tough time in her life.
22:12Chapter one, two, three, four, and fight Holly.
22:25In Sydney, Matt, Sarah, and Jad are talking race relations.
22:29See, Sarah's not whitewashed.
22:31Like, you're probably 70% whitewashed.
22:33I'm less whitewashed than him.
22:35I would agree on that, actually.
22:37Yeah.
22:37He went to schoolies.
22:37He went to schoolies!
22:39Could you get more?
22:40That's such an Australian tradition.
22:41So, going to schoolies is an indication of how live you are?
22:44It is.
22:45It is.
22:45That my schoolies was a barbecue at home.
22:47Yeah.
22:47And a backhander for not getting high marks.
22:51This week on the ABC, we tuned into Creative Types.
22:55Presented by...
22:56Virginia Trolley.
22:57Not quite.
22:58Virginia Trolley is her name.
23:00A-B-C, ex-presenter.
23:02It doesn't look like she's an ex-presenter.
23:03It looks like she's presenting now.
23:05And this week, Virginia is meeting with...
23:07Nazeem Hussain.
23:08Oh, Nazeem, my Sri Lankan brother.
23:10...is one of the biggest stars of Australian comedy.
23:13I love Nazeem.
23:14He's a legend.
23:15He's pretty funny.
23:15He is funny.
23:17Even an insult, calling someone un-Australian.
23:19Everywhere but Australia and Bali is un-Australian.
23:22Do you reckon?
23:24Oh, that's funny.
23:26Nazeem was born and raised in Melbourne's Burwood.
23:28Oh, Burwood.
23:29In Melbourne.
23:30Oh.
23:31Who's this cheerful, happy little kid?
23:32The ABC love to pull out a photograph, don't they?
23:34They love it.
23:35They love it.
23:36The middle child of Sri Lankan migrants.
23:38I'm the middle child of Sri Lankan migrants.
23:40A background rich with inspiration for comedy.
23:43But you're not funny as him.
23:44Yeah, he's funny, but...
23:45It's a let down to us, Westy, that you're not funny.
23:48Four years after 9-11, while studying law and science at university, Nazeem and some fellow
23:53Muslim friends...
23:54That's Walid Ali.
23:55...put together a show on community television.
23:57This is how the project started.
24:00You know, it was post 9-11.
24:01We were in the news a lot, Muslims.
24:03Yes.
24:03Oh, just a little bit.
24:04That would have been a tough time.
24:06And it was then that Nazeem started to experiment with provocative characters in his comedy.
24:11And I'm going to Camden to meet the people, to press the flesh, to see what makes them tick in
24:17a non-explosive type of way.
24:20He's really pushing people's buttons.
24:22He's so quite...
24:23We are here in Camden, which will soon become...
24:26Islamdom.
24:29Shit-stirer.
24:30Yeah.
24:30Well, he's also like a guy who's trying to defend himself from being attacked by everybody.
24:34And his comedy did ruffle feathers amongst a number of communities.
24:38From Muslims saying that we shouldn't be making fun of the religion.
24:43Man, you've got to have balls to do that.
24:45And then non-Muslims were like, stop trying to make Muslims not look like terrorists.
24:49Really brave considering the time.
24:51He must have thick skin.
24:53Go talk to this boy.
24:54He's by himself.
24:55He must be Muslim because nobody liking him.
25:00Are you Muslim?
25:01Are you Muslim?
25:03It's such an Australian thing to do to take the piss out of yourself.
25:06Yes.
25:07And that's why I think Nazeem is so liked.
25:09Then, as his popularity grew, Nazeem had some choices to make.
25:13He was working as a tax accountant at PwC.
25:16A tax accountant?
25:17He had to tick it off for his parents.
25:19Otherwise, he would have copped the frickin' belt in.
25:21But his dual life was about to come to a head.
25:23And an offer from SBS to host his own show saw Nazeem leave his accounting career.
25:29His parents probably still think he's a tax accountant at PwC.
25:32I've got some Legally Brown here.
25:35Legally Brown?
25:36Do you remember this show?
25:37I do remember this show.
25:38You want to dance like a white man?
25:39Watch and learn.
25:40That's the guy who's on Mother and Son.
25:42Man O'Conn.
25:44So that's Ronny Ching.
25:46Notice his intense sex face and how his feet are constantly out of time with the music.
25:50He's a bad dancer.
25:52That is a spitting image of me.
25:54Damn, I swear you guys were white the way you were moving just then.
25:58I hate how accurate this is.
26:00I thought that was good.
26:01In 2017, he took a bold step.
26:04That's right, he did how I'm a celebrity get me out of here.
26:06You forget how much he's done over the years, hey.
26:09In the jungle, he opened up about the effect that the Lint Cafe siege had on his family.
26:14Oh yeah, maybe this terrorist attack.
26:16Throughout the day that hashtags started trending, I'll ride with you, non-Muslims were volunteering
26:20to sit with Muslims and make them feel more comfortable.
26:22I actually remember him saying that.
26:24It actually made me cry when that happened because that man wanted to divide Australia.
26:29But what he did instead was make us come together.
26:31Correct.
26:32After that show, people were like, oh we know this guy, we know where his heart's at.
26:35It was probably our first time to get to know him.
26:36It's a big turning point for him then.
26:38It just made it so much easier to tell jokes.
26:40So he's built that credibility and trust.
26:42Yeah.
26:43And with that trust, Nazeem was able to continue to explore diverse issues in his stand-up.
26:48Your comedy has referenced Palestine, Gaza and Israel.
26:51Oh my God, he's really controversial.
26:53The more controversial, the bloody funnier it is.
26:56Then in 2025, he performed one of his most provocative routines yet.
27:01Our government still hasn't got the message.
27:03I reckon what might overwhelmingly pressure them to stop funding this genocide.
27:07We all just did something small.
27:08Just started ozzifying the way we said Gaza.
27:10Instead of calling it Gaza, we started calling it Gazza.
27:12Gazza?
27:14Australians were like, oh shit!
27:17Gazza's in strife, quick!
27:19Someone call up Bunnings, let's organise a sausage sizzle!
27:23That's pretty funny.
27:24I guess if I did have an intention, it would be that my comedy brings us closer together
27:28and makes us understand each other more.
27:30I love Nazeem.
27:31The way his mind works is incredible.
27:34He's a legend.
27:35Listen, you guys have been great.
27:35Thank you so much for coming.
27:36I appreciate you coming out.
27:38There's a lot of turmoil in the world.
27:41A bit of comedy helps, yeah?
27:42Yeah.
27:43To soften things up a bit.
28:00How did you open the sauce and eat the nugget while you were driving?
28:03Drive with the knees.
28:05That feels unsafe.
28:07Mate, life's not safe, bro.
28:09You could get hit by a car at any moment.
28:11Yeah, could get hit by a car by someone driving with nuggets between their legs.
28:15This week on DocPlay we watched...
28:17Women and the Wind.
28:19What's this about?
28:20Is this a show about women and flatulence?
28:22No.
28:22This documentary follows three women setting sail across the North Atlantic.
28:26Wow!
28:27I always have these thoughts of doing stuff and I never do it.
28:31Be across the Atlantic though.
28:32On a plane.
28:34What is the purpose of this?
28:35To document how the plastic travels across the ocean.
28:38Like a jellyfish?
28:39It's a plastic bag.
28:40Oh, it's a jellyfish.
28:42Imagine going out to literally the middle of the ocean and finding plastic.
28:47Plastic pollution in our oceans is a huge problem.
28:50So they're just sailing from point to point picking up plastic.
28:54Mate, this is taking yard duty to the tenth degree.
28:57And they're doing it in a 50-year-old wooden catamaran.
29:00What in the hippie is that mast?
29:03That is not anything.
29:04That is a log of wood.
29:05Looks like a DIY Bunnings job.
29:07The boat being so rustic.
29:09It's interesting.
29:10That thing should not be on the sea.
29:12It's just a raft.
29:13If anyone saw me on that, we would be arrested by immigration in two seconds flat.
29:18But as they set sail, the women soon discover a stowaway.
29:22No way.
29:23They found a lizard.
29:24I really don't think she knew what she was getting herself into.
29:28Can you imagine that lizard, what it's thinking?
29:30I just met these girls once and they invite me on a boat.
29:33Do they know that I'm a lizard?
29:34I need land.
29:35It's just impossible to comprehend that you're in this massive ocean.
29:39How do they know what direction they're going?
29:41How would you sleep?
29:42How do you exercise?
29:43How do they shower?
29:44Do you just piss over the side like this?
29:46All fair questions, but...
29:48Let's focus on the sailing.
29:50I was so excited to be back out to sea.
29:54She's going fishing.
29:55She's going fishing.
29:55Wait, is she naked?
29:56It's her front bottom out.
29:58Imagine you got three days into a sailing trip and found out someone was a nudist.
30:01You're in your own world.
30:02Oh look, there's another nude one.
30:04Splinter City.
30:05It makes the present way more present.
30:07You're more fascinated by them being naked.
30:09There's another one.
30:09To be honest, if I was on a sailing boat with the boys for that long, I'd just be naked.
30:13It feels like everything that's happening is not happening randomly.
30:17Like naked and afraid meets the low deck.
30:19I'm so confused.
30:20And that's not all they have to be naked and afraid of because...
30:26Oh my god.
30:28That's like Gale Force winds.
30:29I'm actually scared for them.
30:30Waves around three metres.
30:32Three metre waves.
30:33What have they done?
30:35Everybody's going surfing.
30:36We're going to get wind.
30:37Some wind.
30:38Some wind.
30:39And they're basically floating on the door of the Titanic.
30:42This is 13 knots, so imagine 40.
30:45Dude, they're screwed.
30:46I actually feel a bit seasick just watching it from the couch.
30:49Just pick a point above the TV and centre yourself.
30:51But they haven't forgotten the most important crew member.
30:55Where's Liz?
30:56The lizard?
30:56Get down from there, Liz.
30:59Liz is like, don't talk to me.
31:00You've conned me into this trip.
31:01I love that they are saving Liz though.
31:03Oh, I wouldn't be worrying about the fricking lizard.
31:05And with everyone hunkered down for the night, the storm hits.
31:08The winds started swinging.
31:10This would be the worst.
31:12You can't see anything.
31:14It's pitch black all around you.
31:15That would freak me out, man.
31:18By first light, the wind really picked up.
31:21Oh shit.
31:22Uh oh.
31:23I am so worried about them, Milo.
31:25Ah!
31:26Oh my god.
31:28The wind is going to rip those sails from.
31:31The sail will come smack us all in the head and we'll be down.
31:36Oh shit.
31:38Nah.
31:38Nah.
31:39I'm out.
31:40Oh look, they're praying.
31:41Saint Gabriel will guide them through the storm.
31:44And by morning...
31:45Bingo!
31:46The storm's passed!
31:47The sun started to shine and our spirits started to rise.
31:51Back in the nude.
31:51At least they're going to get no tan lines out there.
31:53She needs to watch those moles in that sun.
31:55It was truly a gift.
31:57Where's the lizard?
31:58Has anyone checked on Liz?
31:58So happy to see you.
32:00There's Liz.
32:00Aww.
32:01At least the lizard is safe.
32:03That's amazing.
32:04Well...
32:04She just died.
32:06No!
32:07He died.
32:08What do you think was going to happen?
32:09You take a lizard on an ocean trip?
32:11That's murder!
32:12The ocean.
32:12The animals.
32:13That's real.
32:14Except Liz, because she's dead.
32:16I mean, what an achievement though.
32:18How many people have done that in their lives?
32:21Nautical mile sail 2255.
32:23That's so amazing.
32:25They sailed for 30 days.
32:27And on all 30 days they saw plastic.
32:29Days are going insane.
32:3030.
32:31Lizards killed.
32:32One.
32:35This is an amazing documentary.
32:37It's powerful.
32:38Alright girls, well I reckon we do something similar.
32:39I'm going to look into a cruise for us these holidays.
32:41Yeah, an all-inclusive alcohol one though, preferably.
32:44I'll keep doing my return and earn.
32:45That's my bit for the environment.
33:03We've got the bananas growing at the back.
33:05So I cut the bananas off when they were still green, thinking that it would turn yellow.
33:09Oh right.
33:09They've been on the bench for two weeks.
33:11These bastards are not getting any yellower.
33:13Oh my God.
33:13You wouldn't think our people lived with the land for 10 millennia.
33:18Saturday night on SBS we watched the ultimate stay-in movie.
33:23Homebodies.
33:24Homebodies.
33:25What's this called?
33:27Homebodies.
33:27Homebody.
33:28Featuring an Aussie icon.
33:30Oh it's familiar.
33:31What's her name?
33:31Claudia Carvin.
33:32I adore her.
33:34As reclusive mum Nora.
33:37What is going on?
33:38This house seems a bit haunted.
33:41Oh shit.
33:44She's dead.
33:45She died.
33:45She's not dead.
33:46Okay.
33:47But she did break her leg.
33:49Oh.
33:49So her estranged son Darcy is coming home to help.
33:53Oh.
33:53But there's a reason he hasn't been home for a while.
33:56What does it say?
33:57Deanna.
33:58Oh it's your sister's room.
34:02Oh I feel like this is sad vibes.
34:04This has got a sister that I think has maybe passed away.
34:11Oh.
34:12Oh no.
34:13Who's that?
34:14Oh.
34:15Oh.
34:16Just come in.
34:16No.
34:17Oh my god.
34:18Why would you go in?
34:19Your mum is naked.
34:21Thanks.
34:22This is weird.
34:23I'm really not sure who you look like now.
34:26What?
34:26How long has he been gone?
34:28You look like me mum.
34:31What just happened?
34:33I have no idea.
34:34And that evening Darcy realises they're not alone.
34:39Who's the mother chatting to?
34:44Who's that?
34:45That's Deanna.
34:49Is she supposed to be dead?
34:51Who?
34:52Oh.
34:53Huh?
34:54I got goosebumps.
34:56Wait.
34:57Wait.
34:58No no no no.
35:00What's she running to?
35:02What?
35:03Oh.
35:04Oh.
35:08Oh.
35:10What?
35:10What's going on here?
35:11I mean, what is she?
35:13I think we settled on ghost.
35:15What?
35:16Deanna's a ghost.
35:17Spirit. Unresolved drama. Pick your fave.
35:21So she's...
35:22I'm you.
35:23Wait, what?
35:24I don't get it.
35:25Obviously. From before. Before you left.
35:28Oh!
35:29Wait, what?
35:30I know what's going on. He's had a sex change. He was Deanna.
35:34Correct.
35:35But how can you have a ghost of your...
35:38Past self.
35:39Past self.
35:39Great question.
35:40I was feeling sad and lonely and then D just appeared in the dam.
35:46So she emotionally manifested D.
35:50That's right.
35:50Someone needs to take mum to a good psychologist because this isn't normal.
35:55Well, maybe things will feel more normal after breakfast.
35:59Oh, we are just living with the ghost.
36:01But this ghost eats cereal.
36:03I have some questions.
36:05Can you not talk with your mouth full?
36:07Look, I don't know how this whole ghost thing works.
36:08A lot of people don't know how this works.
36:10But you can cross over now.
36:12Or vanquish yourself.
36:13Or whatever it is you do.
36:14I'm here now.
36:16You're right.
36:18You really have no idea how this works.
36:21Whoa!
36:21Don't piss her off.
36:22She'll kill you and your mother.
36:24Maybe do we need to do a cleansing ceremony?
36:26Yeah, good idea.
36:27Set everything alive.
36:28It's bad.
36:29Oh, he's burning all his past memories.
36:32Trying to say no, I am Darcy now.
36:34Don't throw out all your trophies.
36:35Mum threw out all my sporting trophies and it actually traumatised me.
36:39It would have had two.
36:40Participation awards.
36:40No, it wasn't.
36:43Oh, I fear this may irritate Deanna.
36:46Probably.
36:49Oh, shit!
36:50Oh, no!
36:51Dean's in the water.
36:54Oh, having a fight with yourself.
36:56There's like a deeper meaning to this show.
36:58It's like an underlying metaphor that's starting to build.
37:01You just entered a part of your brain you've never used.
37:07Where's she gone?
37:08Did he just drown the ghost?
37:10I can't leave her.
37:11Symbolic.
37:12He's grieving his old self.
37:13He's saying, I'm happy in my life now, but I can't leave you to die.
37:17I'll still give you CPR in your ghost-like corpse.
37:20She's still unconscious.
37:22Oh, shit!
37:22And she's back.
37:24Maybe it's not you or me.
37:26Maybe it's just us.
37:28Us.
37:29Us?
37:29Oh, we're starting to accept each other.
37:32Which means we're starting to accept ourself.
37:34Yep.
37:35So the next morning.
37:36Oh, she's gone.
37:37Where's Dee?
37:37She's gone.
37:38So Darcy has not only mended the relationship with himself.
37:41He has mended the relationship with his mum.
37:44Aww.
37:45Aww.
37:46Does anyone think this is super weird?
37:51That's some complex topics that we have just explored.
37:55Who would have thought a paranormal manifestation could solve trans confusion?
38:15Do you know what I've now started doing when I wake up after a big night?
38:18I just delete my call history.
38:19I delete my call history.
38:21I delete my text.
38:22I don't even open to see what I've said.
38:23I delete all my DMs.
38:25And I go, it's not real.
38:26There's no need for that anxiety.
38:27No way.
38:28When this mangarita is starting to taste like you should give him a call.
38:31Yeah, maybe.
38:31Which one am I calling?
38:32I'm calling all of them.
38:35This week on Binge.
38:36Top Chef is back.
38:38Top Chef?
38:39What's this one about?
38:40Cooking.
38:4123 seasons of cooking to be exact.
38:43This has been around for 23 seasons.
38:4615 chefs have come to the Carolinas to compete in the ultimate culinary showdown.
38:50So these are all pro chefs competing against pro chefs?
38:54Yep.
38:55So let's meet some.
38:56On a race course?
38:57Why are we on a race course for a chef show?
39:00Well, it's actually because they're in Charlotte, which is the home of NASCAR.
39:04Yeah, right.
39:05There you go.
39:05Yeah, it's weird.
39:07Anyway, here's contestant Day.
39:09I cannot believe that I'm here.
39:12Day and Nay, Joseph.
39:14And Nana.
39:14I'm leaving here with something.
39:16Nana.
39:16No, Nana.
39:18Then there's these two guys.
39:19They kind of look alike with the same colour shirts.
39:21Oh, wow, they do.
39:22Oh, let's not say that all bald people look alike.
39:25Identical twins?
39:26Yeah.
39:26Oh, so they actually are twins.
39:28We've been in competition with each other our whole life.
39:30Brandon and Jonathan.
39:31They're identical twins, but one's role in the kitchen was to taste test.
39:35As a team, you only have to create one dish.
39:38I'm trying to work out how they're going to tie NASCAR with cooking.
39:42You're going to have the time that it takes a professional driver to take 23 laps.
39:46Oh.
39:47How long's that?
39:47So they've got like 12 minutes.
39:49It's a speed cook.
39:50On your marks.
39:53Three, two, one, race.
39:56The chefs are divided into teams of three.
39:58I'm going to get these shrimp off.
39:59I'm going to chop them up to throw them in there, okay?
40:01Big Jono.
40:01Is on the blue team and they're cooking...
40:03Hush puppy is a good dish.
40:05What's a hush puppy?
40:06It's kind of like an arantini, but not rice.
40:08I went to the wrong shop then.
40:10I got up out of shoes.
40:11And Jono's twin brother Brandon is on the red team.
40:13We could do a crudo.
40:14We'll start with snapper.
40:15It's such a hot day.
40:16The first thing I was thinking about was like, let's do a raw preparation.
40:18Oh, let's not do raw fish in a hot day.
40:21I mean, rule number one, don't give your judges food poisoning.
40:25Well, let's find out.
40:26Josh, your time's up.
40:28Step away from your plates.
40:29First up, it's the...
40:31Skinny brother.
40:31Red team, what'd you make for us?
40:33Right here, you've got a little bit of cured snapper.
40:35That has food poisoning written all over it.
40:38Then it's...
40:39Jonathan.
40:40The fat brother.
40:40Today we made a crab and shrimp hush puppy.
40:43Oh my God.
40:44Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
40:46And the winning team today is...
40:49Glutein.
40:50Glutein.
40:50Glutein.
40:51They're the hush puppies.
40:53Aha, the fat brother beat the skinny brother.
40:55Of course.
40:55I wouldn't be picking these fellas to tell me about haircuts.
40:58And I wouldn't be picking the skinny guy to tell me about food.
41:00Next, it's the...
41:03Elimination challenge.
41:04Where the top chefs will head to a real kitchen to create a dish that heroes...
41:09Sweet potatoes.
41:09I do love sweet potato.
41:11Sweet potato, sweet potato.
41:13Hot potato.
41:13One hour's not a lot of time to cook sweet potatoes.
41:15What would you cook in an hour of sweet potatoes?
41:17Sweet potato curry.
41:18Sweet potato pie.
41:19I just like a normal potato.
41:21What are you going to do?
41:22A dessert.
41:23Of course I'm going to do a dessert.
41:24I've got a potato.
41:26Nana, she's peeling sweet potatoes forever.
41:28Jesus.
41:29How many band-aids are we going to see on people's fingers?
41:31Oh yeah.
41:32Sauces are flying.
41:33Oh God.
41:34What's it done here?
41:35What's the lid on properly, you moron?
41:36Behind.
41:37Behind.
41:38Behind.
41:38And Day is also feeling...
41:40Behind.
41:40Behind.
41:41Because...
41:42This oven isn't even on.
41:44What?
41:45I spent five minutes thinking that the oven was on.
41:48Even I know how to turn the oven on.
41:49Are you good?
41:50Yeah.
41:50Look at the sweat.
41:52It's all going in everything.
41:53Ugh.
41:54And Nana's having a moment.
41:56How could I let time fly like this?
41:59Go, go, go, go.
42:00No!
42:02Ooh.
42:03Shut up.
42:03Didn't get it done.
42:04Oh God.
42:06Nana's having the wah-wahs.
42:07Ugh.
42:08It's okay.
42:09We're not saving lives.
42:10It's Top Chef season 23.
42:11Relax.
42:11Do you reckon she's cried away to second place?
42:13Well, let's see what the judges think.
42:15Imagine being the judges knowing that you're about to get served 20 sweet potato dishes.
42:20Day, what did you make for us?
42:21Carolina ruby.
42:22Roasted.
42:23We're seared and roasted snapper.
42:24Looks good.
42:25Mine's a little under.
42:26She didn't have the oven on.
42:27Next up, it's Nana.
42:29I have for you, sweet potato and pato pato.
42:32Oh, pato pato.
42:33What is that?
42:34Oh, it's just a salad.
42:35I think she's at the bottom.
42:36Well, let's take a look.
42:37Nana.
42:38Day.
42:39You had the least favourite dishes of the day.
42:42Who's going home?
42:42Nana's going for short.
42:44She didn't even plan up her food.
42:45Sorry.
42:47Day.
42:48Oh, it's day!
42:49Oh.
42:49Please pack your knives and go.
42:51Well, just like that.
42:52Brutal.
42:52Looks like it's sunset for day.
42:54I got to compete on the world's greatest chef competition.
42:59Is it the world's greatest chef competition?
43:01I rather watch MasterChef.
43:04Wow.
43:05I can't believe that show has lasted.
43:06I guess people will watch anything for 23 seasons.
43:23So, the wife had a baby shower on the weekend.
43:26I was thinking I could have like a men's baby shower and just write a list of all the things
43:33that I want.
43:34What would you like?
43:35Golf balls?
43:36Dude, lock and load my name beside golf balls.
43:39Okay.
43:40Because I know that's going to cost me like 30 bucks.
43:42No, they're 90.
43:43Did you say golf balls?
43:45Or golf ball?
43:46This week, Disney Plus had us bowing at the altar of the secret lives of...
43:51Mormon wives!
43:54I better sit up for this one.
43:55You'd never expect Mormons to be like this.
43:58Yep.
43:58From Mormon wives to full-blown social media sensations.
44:02They're back for season four.
44:04God help us.
44:04What happens here, Hope?
44:06So, Taylor, who's one of the mums, she created Mum Tok.
44:10They got really famous off TikTok, and then we've now built a TV show around them being
44:15famous off TikTok.
44:17I might come a Mormon.
44:18Apparently you can have three or four wives, apparently.
44:20You can't handle me.
44:21That's true.
44:23Why would you want another three?
44:24Someone else.
44:25Look, what are you after, Keith?
44:28Nice.
44:28Nice!
44:30Catch us up, girls.
44:31What's the drama?
44:32Obviously, I'm not pregnant.
44:33I'm skinnier.
44:34I have a cute little newborn.
44:36So, in season one, it's all about the relationship with their husbands and getting a little bit polygamy.
44:41Now, they're all mums.
44:42Oh, my God.
44:43Macy, Jen, and I are planning a sip and see for everyone to meet our new babies.
44:47What's sip and see mean?
44:48Meet the baby for the first time.
44:50I've never heard of such ridiculousness.
44:52What are they sipping on?
44:53Breast milk.
44:54Duh.
44:54Ew.
44:55I'm really hoping there isn't going to be drama or fights breaking out because the focus should really be on
45:00the babies.
45:01No.
45:01Wrong.
45:02Very wrong.
45:02I absolutely just want drama-rama, nothing else.
45:05When are they going to spread the good news of the gospel and stuff?
45:09Dad, they're not going to talk about the gospel.
45:11Are you serious?
45:11They're Mormons, right?
45:12So, they're Mormon wives.
45:14Where's the husbands?
45:14Oh.
45:15Well, here's one.
45:16It's Jessie's husband, Jordan.
45:18What are you doing?
45:19So, I got some new stuff.
45:20He looks like someone who would deport me.
45:22So, is this like the opposite of housewives where all the husbands are bums?
45:26No.
45:27These are strong, independent men who would never piggyback off their wives' fame by starting a virtually identical TikTok channel.
45:33Dad Talk's a lot funnier than Mum Talk.
45:35Dad Talk!
45:37So, Dad Talk's really just mirroring Mum Talk and they're trying to get more free stuff as well.
45:40So, you've got Mum Talk and Dad Talk instead of TikTok.
45:44Jesus, it sounds like the clock's broken.
45:46Last year, Mum Talk went to Vanderpump Villa overseas and I talked to my manager about it.
45:51And the next day, we got the call that we were invited.
45:53Oh my God, this is huge.
45:54Who's Vanderpump?
45:55She's like the queen bee of reality TV.
45:58Mum Talk went last year.
45:59This whole stuff went on and now Dad Talk has been invited.
46:03So, there's a bit of tension.
46:04She's an encyclopedia on all this.
46:06It's unbelievable.
46:07I think this is going to be a great opportunity for Dad Talk.
46:09Shut up, Jordan.
46:10You're annoying.
46:11I think it shows that our wives don't have a monopoly on social media.
46:15Who's watching Dad Talk?
46:16No, no one.
46:17The more men men.
46:19The more men's.
46:20The more men's.
46:21Oh no, we don't want more men's.
46:22We want less men's.
46:23Nothing's really happening.
46:24Bring the wives back on.
46:26Yeah, okay.
46:27Yay!
46:28Let's go to the sip and see.
46:30God, this is boring.
46:31Okay, these are butterflies.
46:34What?
46:34Why have they got butterflies in a box?
46:36That feels mean.
46:36Because it symbols obviously a new beginning.
46:38I don't know how many new beginnings we need.
46:40We need to open the box, otherwise they'll all be dead.
46:42I go first.
46:43Um.
46:44Oh, don't do this.
46:46I have a little announcement, so I'm kind of exciting for the boys.
46:49Pregnant?
46:49No, the villa.
46:50The boys are now officially invited to go to the villa.
46:54Oh my God, they've got the kids there to release butterflies,
46:57and that's when he does his announcement.
46:59What an absolute tool bag.
47:04Congrats, boys.
47:05The wives aren't happy about this.
47:07The wives are not okay.
47:09Interesting.
47:10When was the last time you went anywhere really without me?
47:12Golf.
47:13Oh, yeah, because I'm not walking around.
47:15That's it.
47:15That's right.
47:16And that's why I play golf.
47:18Safe.
47:19Can we release the butterflies now?
47:21I hope they're alive.
47:23The babies?
47:24No.
47:25The butterflies.
47:26Free!
47:28The killer doll.
47:29What are you getting?
47:29Butterflies fly.
47:30Go away.
47:31This is deep, isn't it?
47:33Oh, they're boring.
47:34Good lucky wives and good luck to the husbands.
47:36I'm not worried.
47:37We shall see.
47:38So they don't trust the husbands, is that what I'm smelling?
47:41Do we get to go to this mansion?
47:42I really want to see what happens at this mansion.
47:45Oh.
47:47What?
47:48After all of that, we don't even get to see the dad talk trip.
47:51It was building up to the Vanderpump Villa and we didn't even get there.
47:54You know what's the next one now?
47:55Yeah, I'll binge this.
47:57Can I binge it with you?
47:58So you can explain what's going on?
47:59You talk the whole time.
48:00I can't do it.
48:00I want to know what's going on.
48:01I can't follow any of it.
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