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00:07Oh what you got there? To get rid of the fat all over your face you can do it there.
00:12Do up here on your nose you've got some there and here and there on your eyelids and on your
00:19ears at the back your arms and your neck you're missing spots and when do you notice a difference?
00:25um well I don't know because I've got to um read it yeah every evening in Australia there'll be fun
00:32facts here TV reaches over 12 million of us fun facts no I don't think so but have you ever
00:38wondered what other people are watching okay it's got my attention it's a no from me only problem with this
00:43show is it's a weekly drop find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days
00:48very different it was so random that is freaky this is weird no this is not weird this is fun
00:55facts
00:55this week old butts falling in love here we go we watched the premiere of the golden bachelor
01:00oh that's what it looks like when your grandparents kiss caught the new series of NCIS Sydney
01:09she looks pretty good for someone that's just been bob the mascara didn't have been run
01:13and what this is rigged watched a doco on one of Australia's greatest athletes
01:34in Brisbane Jared's bought a big ute I got my car stuck in a underground car park the other night
01:41Jared I had to do a seven point turn to get out you did not you've only had it for
01:45like two weeks
01:46I know and I've got two big scratches on the roof this is why gay people don't drive big youths
01:50like
01:50yeah literally I had to turn Brittany down to concentrate on what I was doing
01:55Monday night on nine
01:58yes the golden bachelor
02:01yep we watched the premiere of the show that asks the question
02:04can old people still have sex
02:06not the question I was thinking of but of course they can
02:09oh god I hope we don't see it
02:10unlikely in this time slot
02:11yeah this show's going to be full of guilt
02:13look let's just meet our golden batch
02:16I'm bear
02:17oh hello sailor
02:18I'm 61 years old
02:20I tell you what he's a silver fox
02:22and I'm your first Australian golden bachelor
02:25Australian golden bachelor who's not Australian
02:27oh he's so gorgeous
02:29it's not the looks that count
02:30oh bullshit Matthew
02:32at this age I still have so much love to give
02:34that's it baby
02:35you're never too old
02:37until you hit 38 then it's all downhill
02:39okay time to meet the lucky ladies
02:42all right old parts have fallen in love here we go
02:44and up first
02:45my name is Jeanette
02:47Jeanette looks amazing
02:48and I'm a grandmother
02:5161
02:51look at her she looks like 40
02:53hello
02:54Janet 61 is a Pilates studio owner
02:57hmm that's nice
02:58but let's just watch the show
03:00right now my heart's pumping
03:02uh oh
03:02hope they got a defib
03:03they'd have to have two or three defibs kid
03:05well I'm here to protect you
03:07oh call it here
03:08she's nice
03:10they're all gonna be nice
03:12they're all gonna be elegant
03:13they're all gonna be classy
03:14well
03:17ooh it hits that
03:18hang on here comes crazy
03:20oh what has she got on
03:22what the hell is it a moose
03:24not quite
03:25she's a Brazilian
03:26and I'm gorgeous
03:27she's 54
03:2854 no she's hot
03:31don't stare bear
03:33all right next
03:34I'm Sunny
03:35Sunny 58 CEO
03:37is she holding a golf club
03:39we need golf balls
03:41uh oh
03:42she's got them
03:43couple of tight lists
03:44oh my god
03:46I don't want to eat anymore
03:48golden golf balls
03:49well at least they come out of her top end
03:50and not her bottom end
03:51right next
03:53uh oh
03:54coming in on a horse
03:55my name is Lorraine
03:56she is the horse
03:57look at that head
03:58hi
03:59I reckon she loves eating apples
04:01through a tennis racket
04:02oh come on
04:03be nice
04:04I apologise ladies
04:05thank you
04:06well let's meet some more ladies
04:07welcome
04:08it's nice to meet you finally
04:09Nicolette 55 is a singer
04:11well I've never heard her sing
04:13I'm Pip
04:13hello Pip
04:14Pip 60 is a hoist operator
04:17oh my god
04:17do you know what a hoist is
04:18hello my name is Shana
04:20uh then you've got Shana 60
04:22retired educational sales executive
04:24yeah you're all right
04:25just say ages
04:26oh you are a good hugger
04:28you know the problem with this
04:29it's so bloody earnest
04:31yeah
04:31everybody's in it for the right reasons
04:33that's for my glasses
04:34so I can see
04:35no 61 year olds coming on this show
04:37to be like
04:38I want to be famous
04:39well
04:39I wish this was vodka
04:42she looks familiar
04:44I think the most daunting thing about dating at our age
04:46is that everything is held together
04:48like a
04:50yeah Anka
04:50is she a famous person
04:52I'm sure we can find out
04:56um never mind
04:57I am terrified of taking everything
04:59she's a radio host
05:01the boobs hang down like tennis balls in socks
05:03yep
05:04it all goes south
05:05yuck
05:06I'm like a sharp hay puppy when I'm naked
05:08yeah
05:10yuck
05:10hello Bianca
05:11I'm Bear
05:12you are a dirty big spunk
05:14when was the last time you heard the word spunk
05:16let's meet our last hopeful single
05:18I am Jan
05:20yeah hello now we're talking
05:21I am 66 years old
05:2366
05:24oh my god
05:26she looks incredible
05:28what are these women eating
05:30they look fantastic
05:31we're not eating much
05:32I come bearing gifts
05:33see this is how you make an entrance
05:35got good vibes about Jan
05:37toast to us
05:38toast to us
05:41awww
05:41can I just tell you now
05:42nothing more certain
05:44than these two are getting married by me
05:45well we'll see how she goes after a drink
05:47hmm
05:48too many immigrants in this country
05:50next it's time for the cocktail party
05:52cheers
05:52cheers
05:53get into the bubbles girls
05:55could you imagine our mothers on a show like this
05:58no my mother would be looking to go down to the local for a press at the pokies
06:02actually my mother would join your mother
06:04she'd be on the hunt for pokies and west coast coolas
06:08and then Bear hands out his first impressions rose
06:11straight to Jan
06:12Jan
06:13of course he did man
06:14and she was suitably impressed
06:17awww
06:19that's what it looks like when your grandparents kiss
06:21and finally welcome to your first rose ceremony
06:24all right whip thrall
06:26the suspense is not good for people their age
06:28they could literally have a coronary right now
06:31right
06:32sonny
06:32yay
06:35sonny?
06:36jeanette
06:36is it just the names he can remember?
06:38ha ha
06:39like he's the same age as us
06:40kim
06:41the guy on the right
06:42elizette
06:43auntie over here
06:44nicolette
06:45not you
06:46what's your name again?
06:47pip
06:47yeah you
06:48loren
06:48doesn't have to sleep in the stables tonight
06:51we're ready to go
06:52oh there's one rose left
06:53is bianca going home yes or no?
06:55she has to stay
06:56well clearly bianca cause you know you got paid to be there
06:59bianca
06:59yay
07:01bianca
07:04awww
07:04she got nowhere else to go she's not on radio no more
07:07you're such a bitch
07:08news to the golden years
07:10it's not even 6.30 yet
07:12we can head down to the rsl and play the pokies after this
07:14you know what the first activity is?
07:16lawn bowls
07:17and keno
07:19you know what i'm going to keep watching that
07:21did you like it?
07:21i don't like him much but i want to see how
07:23the girls go
07:24i have to say i liked it more than i thought i would
07:27i just don't know if i can watch when they start passion
07:30well yeah you're going to have to cause you sit next to me
07:43in melbourne lee and keith are discussing a cruise bar tab
07:46what was my bill?
07:47i don't know
07:48the statement count was $900
07:50b b b b b
07:52coke
07:53b b b b b
07:54coke
07:54and then one was a cocktail and you turned around and said
07:57oh how'd the cocktail get in here?
07:58no i said
07:59that was $20
08:00lee
08:01oh i nearly killed you
08:04sunday on the abc
08:05the assembly is back
08:07i love this
08:09such a feel good show
08:10journalism students who have autism interviewing famous australians
08:14and lee sales is returning as our mentor
08:17it's absolutely journalism unfiltered
08:20they ask the questions we all want to hear
08:22who have we got on here today?
08:25oh my god!
08:26look who it is
08:27who?
08:28who is it?
08:29steve war?
08:30legend?
08:30captain of the australian cricket team at its absolute peak
08:34okay i have no idea
08:36i'm out
08:36we're out
08:37the challenge with steve will be getting him to open up
08:40because he seems like a real quiet person
08:41wow
08:42there's lots of people coming in
08:43is this is this a lot today?
08:45i can't wait to see what kind of questions i've got for him
08:47xanthia
08:48i don't know anything about cricket
08:50all i know is that you throw a ball
08:51and it's long and boring
08:52cricket to me is pretty boring
08:56i'm with you love
08:57can you help me understand what you think about when you're out on the field?
09:00good question
09:00has anyone been to a 2020 game of cricket?
09:02yes baby
09:03did you find it exciting?
09:04yeah
09:04enjoyable
09:05always steve
09:06we love you
09:06cricket to me
09:07you know challenges you in a lot of ways
09:09it's the best game for testing skill and character
09:12that's the great thing i love about cricket
09:14me too
09:15pat
09:15you'll go
09:16whenever cricketers make an appeal
09:18they make a very specific scream that sounds like
09:22do they?
09:23correct
09:24so what's the deal with that?
09:26great question
09:26yeah right because i often think
09:28huzzah
09:29that's a ridiculous noise you make
09:31that's so true though
09:32so you're saying the umpire how is that?
09:34is that out or not out?
09:35oh
09:36how's that?
09:37but then it becomes blurred and you're right
09:38it sounds like
09:39it does it sounds like a freaking cat being strangled
09:42yeah
09:42i read that you met mother theresa in india
09:45wow that's big
09:46i never knew that
09:47what did you learn from her that changed your life forever?
09:50oh that's a good question
09:51she did have a power about her and you could feel it when you're around her and that sort of
09:55got me motivated to maybe i should do something in some small way to emulate what she does
09:59wow
10:00and that sort of set me off on the journey of being involved in philanthropy
10:03so mother theresa turned him on to philanthropy
10:06i want to start my own charity to give back to kids who are in need of support
10:10i had no idea he did all of this
10:12that's really cool
10:13what a great guy
10:14what do you think was your lowest moment in life?
10:17whoa good question
10:18hard question
10:19my wife she'd had some sort of stroke
10:21whoa
10:21i didn't know that
10:22she was touching her with it she was going to survive that so that was probably the lowest moment
10:26oh my god
10:26at the time i had three young kids i think they were six three and one and i had to
10:30sit them down and basically say look mum's sick she may not make it through
10:33oh my god
10:34and then from there it was a long process to get back to where she was
10:37wow
10:38that's an amazing comeback
10:39and from there she pretty much runs the charity
10:41oh wow
10:42so amazing how open he is and how willing he is to talk about things
10:46because the students have autism and are facing their fears to even be in this situation and ask
10:51it disarms the person being asked the questions
10:54so they give these really truthful honest vulnerable answers
10:57tell us about getting your last ball sentry on the Sydney cricket ground and why was it such a big
11:02deal
11:02oh yes
11:03great question
11:04this is the greatest moment in Australian sporting history
11:06i think i was 37 at the time
11:07there was a lot of media speculation and they were saying maybe he should retire he's getting too old
11:12yep they wanted to drop him
11:13i got down to the last ball of the day and i needed two for my century
11:18and i hit the last ball for four
11:20all of a sudden it's like someone turned the volume up to ten i could hear everything the crowd were
11:24going
11:24crazy
11:24you are cheering for you
11:26who do you think the first person i saw was when i was in the change room
11:28his wife
11:29brother
11:29kyle minogue
11:30he was the prime minister of australia
11:31john howard
11:32oh
11:33i didn't know that fact
11:34that was the moment i dreamt of as a boy and for it to happen was pretty amazing
11:38what a guy
11:39he deserved it
11:40he played so well for australia
11:41when i was australian of the year
11:43he was australian of the year
11:44i'm learning so much about this person
11:46what the hell who is this guy
11:47i often say to the journalists look ask me a question that's interesting and i'll give you an interesting answer
11:52which they've done
11:53you've asked me questions that i've never had before
11:55you've drawn out his personality from a shy guy
11:58so you guys are on the right path to being really good journalists
12:00i agree
12:01they're better than most reporters we have around today
12:03we'd actually like to play a game with you and it's called
12:10how's that
12:12sounds like cricket you wanna play
12:13oh they're gonna play cricket with him
12:15oh they're playing
12:15well that's so cool
12:16oh
12:17oh
12:17oh they're coming from all angles
12:20oh
12:20he doesn't miss
12:22he's so quick
12:22daniel you're up
12:23you look focused
12:24come on daniel
12:25get him out
12:26daniel
12:27so bad
12:31that'll last you for the rest of your life
12:32i bowled out steve war
12:34that's a good pub story
12:36dude
12:38love that
12:39more of that
12:41that was great
12:42even someone that doesn't know sports
12:44wow i've never watched cricket
12:46i will now
12:58i accidentally shaved off my moustache on the weekend
13:00i noticed it's a little thin
13:01yeah i was trying to trim it up and then i just trimmed too much and then tried to save
13:05it on the other end
13:06i was like this looks ridiculous
13:07yeah don't never leave the moustache in the middle from what i can hear
13:10never go the charlie chaplin
13:12yeah
13:12if you know what i'm saying
13:13yeah
13:16the amazing race
13:18oh this is a finale yeah
13:20that's it final three mate
13:21oh yeah
13:22fourteen legs done and dusted now it all comes down to this
13:25so who's left
13:25iconic acting brothers
13:27steve and bernie curry
13:29i love the curry brothers
13:30yeah
13:31go the curry
13:32and reality star
13:33and reality star aisha and her partner skull
13:35her voice gets on my nerves
13:37guys go
13:38oh no
13:39entertainment powerhouses rob mills and georgie taine
13:44come on i really want millsie to win
13:47rob and georgie you said if you win the amazing race australia you will get married
13:52so if they win they'll get married on the spot
13:54hundred percent
13:55they better win
13:56they can have 40 years of misery too
13:58all right are we ready
14:00we're ready
14:00yeah
14:01come on boys get into it
14:03three
14:03two
14:05one
14:05one
14:05go
14:07wait where are they running to
14:08yeah how do they know if they don't open the envelope
14:12so now they all run to separate parts and then open it
14:14yeah i don't know why they did that
14:16anyway for their first challenge
14:18they'll be moving flaky rice husks across a deep muddy field
14:22that's actually not that hard
14:24you haven't met the opposition have you
14:26that cat looks more hard now
14:29oh they're getting tackled by buffalos
14:32it looks like fun
14:33go away you're a bully
14:34oh here we go
14:35i'm gonna hear a voice
14:36shut up
14:37ah
14:37this is tough
14:38dragging your feet out of the mud
14:40you're pretty much running through sewerage
14:42this is definitely how you get hepatitis
14:45watch your knees dude
14:46dude he's gonna put his knee out
14:48my knee's playing on my mind
14:49oh no
14:50i just know i haven't got the strength to get up
14:52that bull helped him up
14:53the bull helped me up
14:55yeah i think he felt sorry for it
15:00first one
15:00the curry
15:01yeah
15:02that's right
15:03and they're first to take on the next task
15:05now celebs will be challenged to learn this complex routine
15:08oh god dance challenge
15:10now it requires rhythm and coordination
15:12yeah good luck with that one
15:15oh look at them look at them look at them
15:18oh oh
15:18what the hell
15:19what the hell
15:23oh
15:23oh
15:23oh you'd be useless k
15:24forget about it
15:25oh
15:26it's not easy
15:28let's see if rob and georgie can do any better
15:31i'm expecting big things from rob
15:32he's a dancer and singer
15:34he's been a few musicals as well
15:36ready
15:37yeah let's do it
15:37let's go rob and georgie
15:39she's determined to win because she wants to get married
15:41100%
15:42i want to see a wedding
15:45they're good they're good
15:48come on get the first time get the first time
15:51yes
15:51yes
15:52back in the lead
15:53we have a great advantage
15:54maybe we will have a wedding
15:57aisha and scott also get it right
16:00but meanwhile
16:01oh no the curry's
16:02oh they're still there
16:03sorry can we say again
16:04i sat in front of them at the footy once
16:06these indonesian dancers really
16:07what are they doing there
16:08i hate that looks up
16:10woo
16:10yeah got it
16:11oh
16:12they stuff up one more time
16:13rip up their passport
16:14they're not coming home
16:17come on that's gotta be it
16:19they got the sympathy pass
16:20it's an enormous relief
16:22it's out of calories the last
16:23alright what now
16:24it's the final puzzle
16:26what do you have to do
16:26at every pit stop
16:28there was a symbol inspired by that leg of the race
16:31oh they're probably gonna have to name everything
16:32in the order that we've seen them along the way
16:34oh it's a memory game
16:36oh i don't remember
16:38for the grand final of challenges this one's bloody boring
16:41surely the challenge should be
16:43flying fox over a volcano
16:45drop an egg into lava
16:48okay here we go
16:49we can do this
16:49they've got a nice head start now milsey
16:51they'll be miles in front
16:53this is all of our dreams come true
16:55straight into the wedding dress girlfriend
16:57or maybe not
16:59because the curry's have somehow caught up
17:02we see the other two teams are at it
17:04come on boys
17:05come on don't give up
17:05check please
17:09don't tell me the curry's are coming from last
17:11curry's often come from behind
17:12and it turns out they've got a better memory than the others
17:15yeah
17:16yeah
17:17we are now in first place
17:20did you slow down for him?
17:23jesus
17:23oh look at his knee he can hardly go up the stairs
17:25camera woman help him
17:27check please
17:28we want a wedding come on guys
17:31Wow
17:33run run run run runil
17:35snuffin let's
17:36go curry remember he's
17:38gonna bust it up knee oh no come
17:42on milsey
17:42oh no the young
17:43ones gonna catch on hara yeah this
17:46is it
17:46come on get the
17:46fireworks already get the red carpet i hope they've
17:49gotta celebrate here we go here
17:50we go we've got a team coming in
17:51Who's going to get there?
17:52I want a wedding!
17:53Oh my God!
17:55Have they done it?
17:55You are the first team to check in!
17:57Yes!
17:58My number one team!
17:59And winners of The Amazing Race Australia!
18:02Woo!
18:04What an effort that would last!
18:06What a comeback!
18:07That's amazing!
18:09Wait, but does that mean Millsy's not going to get married?
18:12Aww!
18:12You're not loving your partner that much after 14 weeks of Amazing Race, are you?
18:17Aww!
18:18What a great end finale!
18:20That was a really good one.
18:22It was, yeah.
18:23It was really good.
18:38Do you think it's unusual to have tea and licorice?
18:41No, but I think it's unusual to be walking around with brown pants and green pop.
18:45She's like Kermit the Frog with diarrhoea.
18:49This week on Paramount Plus.
18:51What's that a ship?
18:52A little boat.
18:52We settled in for some high speed water policing action.
18:56What do you reckon, fish or fentanyl?
18:57I reckon dead body.
19:00Aww, refugees.
19:02Including some US Navy fly boys.
19:05What?!
19:05US Navy fly boys, you know who this is a case for?
19:09The very specific police force within Sydney that investigate United States military crimes.
19:16No, no.
19:17United States naval crimes.
19:20NCIS Sydney.
19:21Apparently in America it's gone berserk.
19:23This is the new season.
19:24And it comes with some new faces.
19:26He was in the King of the Cross.
19:28Straight into it day one.
19:30How good's Trigger?
19:31Trigger!
19:32Wanker.
19:32William McInnis.
19:33He was an Australian heartthrobble.
19:35He looks like Santa now, doesn't he?
19:37And his first job is to check in on one of the rescued fly boys.
19:40Ouch.
19:41They were tortured.
19:42It's a little bit tender, eh?
19:43Trafficking drugs.
19:45Guaranteed.
19:45Oh, I bet you there's an alien that's going to pop out of him.
19:48Honestly, I'm not sure.
19:49Meanwhile, the team chases down a lead to a Filipino boat where the fly boys were held captive.
19:55Conveniently parked within Sydney Harbour.
19:58We might want to check that one out ourselves.
20:00Just around the corner from where they were.
20:01Just around the corner.
20:02They caught an Uber there.
20:05Oh yeah, here we go.
20:06Someone turn the light on.
20:08Oh, no one ever turns the light on, Keith.
20:10What the hell?
20:11What's that?
20:12There's a bomb.
20:13Bombs.
20:13Bombs.
20:14Bombs!
20:14Oh my God!
20:15Get off the sheet!
20:17NCIS!
20:17Who?
20:19NCIS!
20:20Who?
20:20We're a really small police group within the US Navy that investigates Navy crimes.
20:25We're actually based in Sydney.
20:26Okay, okay.
20:27Don't shoot.
20:28Boss, no!
20:29They got her!
20:30Boom!
20:31Oh!
20:33Bomb!
20:35She looks pretty good for someone that's just been bombed.
20:38The mascara didn't even run.
20:39Someone want to explain to me what a group of Filipino extremists is doing in Sydney Harbour?
20:43Filipino extremists?
20:44I love how they're like, we need to give the Arabs a bit of a rest.
20:48So they question the remaining flyboy.
20:50I can't recall it.
20:52I smell fish.
20:53I want to remember.
20:54I just...
20:55Torture induced amnesia.
20:58Thank you ma'am, it's a real honour.
21:00Oh, that was weird.
21:01Yeah, what...
21:02Thank you ma'am.
21:05Right.
21:05Hey, Lieutenant.
21:06What's he doing?
21:07Something just triggered him.
21:09Ohhh.
21:10What was that?
21:11I think I might have worked out why the Lieutenant freaked out like he did.
21:14Great work, Trigger.
21:15The exact moment Price was having his episode, I was next door, screening for bugs at 18 hertz.
21:20What does that mean?
21:21Sub-auditory frequencies.
21:23Sub-auditory frequencies, Bob.
21:24Oh, right.
21:25Silly Mia.
21:26They can trigger all sorts of reactions.
21:28Oh, okay.
21:29Why?
21:29Why train him to react like that when he hears a particular frequency?
21:32It's like Zoolander.
21:33He hears a particular frequency and he starts to go crazy.
21:36I've traced the cause of Price's fever.
21:39Most likely septic shock caused by his body.
21:41Rejecting a foreign object in his gut.
21:44Cavity bomb.
21:44Cavity bomb with a close range RF trigger.
21:47See?
21:47I know my crime shows.
21:49Price has got a bomb inside of him?
21:51And if Price has got one, there's a good chance Daniels has too.
21:54They're ticking time bombs, literally.
21:56They've got to find the other soldier.
21:57What happens if he passes wind?
21:59My godfather, it's going to be an explosion.
22:00This is an American hero who escaped terrorists' captivity.
22:03And the ambassador wants to welcome them home.
22:05They're going to kill the ambassador.
22:07Straight to the opera house.
22:09Spot on.
22:13Testing, testing.
22:16Hey, NCIS.
22:17Wait, who?
22:18It's a small police group.
22:20Find the mixing desk, shut it down.
22:22So look for microphones, look for speakers.
22:24That's where the sound trigger will come from.
22:25The frequencies.
22:27See?
22:27The frequencies.
22:28Don't you know?
22:29Lieutenant Oscar Daniels.
22:31So remember how he grabbed her hand?
22:33Thank you, ma'am.
22:33That's what they're going to do now.
22:35Oh, no.
22:36No.
22:36Thank you, ma'am.
22:37It's a real honor.
22:38Shut the music down.
22:39Thank you, ma'am.
22:40Pull the plug.
22:40Pull the ock.
22:41Cut the feed.
22:42Cut the feed, DJ.
22:44There we go.
22:45He disconnected the frequencies.
22:46Jared, you need to leave your day job.
22:49And join NCIS.
22:50All of it.
22:52We've got a Filipino.
22:53Yep, you can tell by his height.
22:55Gun!
22:55How'd you shoot him?
22:56Shoot him!
22:58Hands around, you see them!
22:59Just shoot him!
23:01Shoot him!
23:02Hurry up!
23:04Becky, take the shot!
23:07He shot me down.
23:09Bang, bang.
23:11And as the case is all wrapped up...
23:14You were right.
23:14I was wrong.
23:16No, you were right.
23:17You did a good job.
23:17No, you did.
23:18No, no, no, you did.
23:19No, no, no, come on!
23:20No, you did.
23:21Why don't we grab a pizza together?
23:26That was a good episode.
23:27I didn't mind that.
23:28It's always great to see the AFP working in such great conjunction with the Naval Criminal
23:35Investigative Service.
23:36Definitely is.
23:37We are a very specific branch of the US military.
23:51Oh my god, there are flies in here.
23:53I have to get rid of them.
23:55Oh, I got one!
23:56One just flew by me.
23:59Ah!
24:00Ah!
24:01Ah!
24:01Oh my god!
24:02Oh my god!
24:04Oh my god!
24:05Ah!
24:06That fly did not want to die.
24:08Sunday on 7.
24:09This is the voice!
24:11Bam, bam, bam, bam!
24:13Yep.
24:14And tonight...
24:14The semi-finals are here.
24:17Semi-finals!
24:19Getting down to the business end.
24:20And with eight left in the competition...
24:22Only four will make it to the grand finale.
24:26I love Sonia.
24:27Isn't she gorgeous?
24:28Unbelievable for 60.
24:29She can get a seniors card.
24:31She can get discount tram rides.
24:33In this ep, it's Richard Singers...
24:36Both amazing, but only one can go through.
24:38Richard looks like one of the doctors off Botched.
24:40Sherry.
24:41...against Mel C's...
24:42They need to give the performance of their life.
24:45This would be so hard for the judges.
24:47You're so far, and now you have to cut one of your team.
24:50First to perform is Richard's artist, Bella.
24:53This is the air...
24:54Oh, wow!
24:55Wow!
24:56Now that's a dress.
24:57I love that!
24:58It'll be good.
24:59She can go and stop the traffic afterwards.
25:00Let the sky fall...
25:03Oh, wow!
25:03We will stand slow...
25:06But face it all...
25:08Together...
25:09The sky fall...
25:11And it crumbled...
25:14You've got a powerful voice here.
25:21Oh, shut up.
25:22Relax.
25:24Good job, Bella!
25:26You've accomplished everything I wanted.
25:29Oh, blahdy blahdy blah.
25:30You're fantastic.
25:31Next singer.
25:31Alright, next up, it's Joseph.
25:33What are we singing, Joseph?
25:35I think there's something you should know...
25:37George Michael.
25:38Here we go.
25:39All we have to do...
25:42This is what you want.
25:43You want, like, a happy song.
25:45Makes you bop along too.
25:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:47Not like that, though.
25:49Dancer's like an awkward 62-year-old man.
25:51It's take this time and wade it through.
25:56Freedom, I won't let you die.
25:58Freedom.
25:59Please don't give me a...
26:01Freedom.
26:03Yeah, yeah.
26:03Oh, look at them all!
26:04They're like...
26:05Yahoo!
26:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:08Whoo!
26:09That was awesome.
26:10George Michael would be proud of you, my boy.
26:13Next, it's Mel C singer, Ewan.
26:15I've been meaning to tell you...
26:17Hungry eyes!
26:18Oh, I like this song.
26:20Hungry eyes!
26:22One look at you and I can't despise...
26:25Stop singing.
26:26You're ruining it.
26:27Hungry eyes!
26:28The Hungry Jacks song.
26:29It is from a Hungry Jacks commercial.
26:33Now I feel like a whopper.
26:34It's a girl!
26:35Whoo!
26:36Oh!
26:37He's out!
26:38Yeah, no, he didn't do it for me.
26:40Alright, who's next?
26:40It's Cassie!
26:42Oh, I like her.
26:43Let's go, Cassie!
26:44I hear sounds in my mind.
26:47Do you know this song?
26:48I'm more worried about she's standing on the furniture.
26:53Oh, wow!
26:54She's got a fabulous voice.
26:56I can't be telling her to get off the furniture.
26:58I'm waiting for it!
26:59The green light!
27:00I want it!
27:01Oh, my lamp's crooked.
27:02There's so many things I could pick up.
27:04The green light!
27:05I want it!
27:06Whoo!
27:07That was the best performance of the night.
27:09In no time at all, we will see you for the results.
27:12Alright, give them 40 minutes to clear the stage of all the loungers.
27:15Okay, who's going through to the grand final?
27:17First up, Team Richards, Bella and Joseph.
27:20I like Joseph.
27:21He's gonna take Joseph.
27:23Bye-bye, Bella.
27:24The artist, I'll be taking through his.
27:26There is no suspense.
27:27You're taking Joseph.
27:29Bella.
27:30Oh!
27:31No way!
27:33She's even shocked.
27:34Congratulations, Bella!
27:35Oh, he's fixing her dress.
27:37He was trying to pull her back.
27:38You're not getting up there.
27:39And from Mel's team, it's between...
27:41Ewan and Cassie.
27:43There's no way Ewan was better than Cassie.
27:46I've loved working with you both.
27:48Don't pretend like it's a hard decision.
27:50The artist I will be taking through is...
27:53Australia knows Cassie's getting picked.
27:54She was definitely better than him.
27:56Cassie.
27:57Yeah!
27:59Easy.
28:00Congratulations, Cassie!
28:01Two girls in the finals, let's go!
28:03Who run the world?
28:05Girls.
28:05Goodnight, Australia.
28:06Goodnight, Sonya!
28:09Oh, it is heating up!
28:12I actually don't know who's going to win the finale.
28:14I'm picking Bella just for that dress.
28:15I better be here next week when it comes in the mail.
28:17Do a fashion show.
28:18Don't give them ideas.
28:19Well, actually, I just...
28:20Shut up!
28:36So I tried to fix the washes in the bathtub.
28:39So I was like, oh, this is going to be an easy job.
28:41Done a hundred washes before.
28:42Pulled it out.
28:43No worries.
28:44I'll just twist this off.
28:45Twist it off.
28:46Broke off a shard of metal into my thumb.
28:48Had to get a tetanus shot.
28:49Oh!
28:50Is it still in there?
28:51Ah!
28:52Don't touch it like that.
28:53Why would you do that?
28:54I just wanted to see if it still hurt.
28:56Admit it.
28:57We all love searching for real estate.
28:59What is this?
29:01Oh!
29:01This week on HBO, we watched a US property show that made us go...
29:06Ugh!
29:06And...
29:07Ooh!
29:08Plus...
29:09Then...
29:10Hosted by comedian Jack McBrayer, the show started online as a social media account called...
29:16Zillow Gone Wild.
29:17An inside look at the outrageously wonderful homes on the market.
29:21Oh!
29:22I follow them!
29:22I follow them on TikTok!
29:24Zillow is like domain or realestate.com.
29:27We now have a TV show based off an Instagram account.
29:31Ugh!
29:31And the purpose of the program...
29:33One home shall be named the wildest of them all.
29:36We're looking for the property deemed the wildest.
29:38This is like Grand Design's gone wrong.
29:40Pretty much.
29:41And we start in Arizona where...
29:43Recently purchased property that takes the song 99 bottles of beer on the wall to a whole
29:48new level.
29:50Bottled up!
29:52No way!
29:53Why on earth would you make a house out of bottles?
29:55Well, let's find out.
29:57My name is Johanna and I...
29:58I'm an alcoholic.
30:00And this property took...
30:0210 to 15 years to complain.
30:03Yeah, well look how many beers I had to drink.
30:05I am sure you mob could build your own little cans out the back of something.
30:09I didn't know what to expect walking inside.
30:12I reckon there's going to be bottles, Jack.
30:13Oh my gosh, look at all this!
30:16No.
30:17No, no.
30:18Look at all the bottles.
30:19She did say at the start it's bottles, Keith.
30:21Why are you shocked?
30:22Look at many!
30:23Oh, I would just look at this all day.
30:25Honestly, it looks like a recycling centre.
30:27I also have a guest house.
30:29A guest house is made from goon sacks.
30:32What's made?
30:33Why does this guy keep being so shocked?
30:35No way!
30:37More bottles, Jack?
30:38Yeah.
30:38This is nuts!
30:39Who would have thought that the bottle house has a lot of bottles?
30:41Wild factor, yes.
30:42Does it look like shit?
30:44Also, yes.
30:45This is a bathroom!
30:46Oh, I don't know about this.
30:47I don't want to sit on that and cut my leg when I'm taking a big gunner.
30:50I'm just thinking how long did it take to do it?
30:52I'm just thinking how long does this show go for?
30:54Alright, let's see the next wacko house.
30:56Okay, next, Jack heads to Texas to check out this...
30:59Treetop treasure?
31:01That's awesome!
31:031.5 million US dollars for a two-bed, two-bath house?
31:07No deal!
31:08Welcome to the treehouse!
31:09Is it actually off the ground inside a tree up the top?
31:12If it's not, it's not called a treehouse to me.
31:14A curved structure built among the trees...
31:17Yeah, okay, built among the trees.
31:19It's not actually a treehouse.
31:20Well, if we had some trees the outside and trees that side,
31:22we could say this is built among the trees.
31:24We did have trees there, but they dropped them down.
31:25Everything in this house is made of reclaimed materials.
31:29Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
31:30That looks filthy.
31:31It looks like it's been washed, doesn't it?
31:33It's all kind of eclectic stuff.
31:35Jeez, we've really had a crack at hard rubbish, haven't we?
31:38These windows came from an old warehouse in Brooklyn.
31:40What's the oldest thing we've got in this house, Kate?
31:43You.
31:43Probably you.
31:44What?
31:45Also in the treehouse is...
31:47This ginormous bathtub in the hole.
31:50Oh, no, no.
31:52No!
31:52No.
31:53I don't want people to see me while I'm scrubbing my hole.
31:56This bad boy is 100% copper.
31:58Copper.
31:59You'd need another tetanus shot after going and bathing that.
32:02Copper.
32:02Alright, next.
32:04From Texas to Philadelphia.
32:06We're in Philly now, home of Rocky Balboa.
32:08It is.
32:09Do you reckon that's where the Philadelphia cheese came from?
32:11It's not.
32:12I bought some of that today.
32:13That's nice.
32:14Isn't it funny?
32:15I had some today too.
32:16I had some.
32:17Mmm.
32:19On Croskets.
32:20Okay, how about we check out the next house?
32:22Maze Manor.
32:242.4 mil.
32:25For three bedrooms.
32:26That's like 4 million bucks.
32:28Sounds about white.
32:29I don't know what this is.
32:30It's called a wall, mate.
32:31Wall.
32:32They're doors.
32:35Don't go in if a door creaks like that.
32:37So haunted.
32:38Blackfellas aren't staying there.
32:40Hello, sir.
32:40Hello.
32:41Hello, I'm the weirdo that owns this house.
32:44My name is Bob and I live in a historic home.
32:46Hello, Bob.
32:47Bob.
32:48This house is like a maze.
32:49Alright.
32:50Going down this way.
32:52This way.
32:53Too many nooks and crannies in here.
32:55Yeah, you wouldn't want to be busting for a week.
32:57You'd be running into walls everywhere.
32:58The biggest fireplace I have ever seen.
33:00Oh my God.
33:02That's ugly, but cool.
33:04Great if you're doing orgies.
33:06I do.
33:08Can you elaborate on that, Mum?
33:10Why?
33:11Why not?
33:11Let's go to the second floor.
33:15Why not?
33:17Let's go to the second floor.
33:18This is stupid.
33:20Bob.
33:21Bob.
33:22Bob.
33:23Bob.
33:24Bob.
33:25Bob.
33:25Oh, Bob.
33:26Bob.
33:27Bob.
33:27There's a great little treat in the bathroom.
33:29There's a what in the bathroom?
33:31This is a custom kitchen.
33:32Kitchen in the bathroom?
33:34Freezer below.
33:35A freezer in the bathroom?
33:37And a dishwasher on the other side.
33:38What?
33:39Take a shit.
33:40Put the dishes in.
33:42Turn the kettle on.
33:43Righto.
33:44Let's just get to the judging.
33:45And the winner is...
33:47Bottled up.
33:47Bottled one's won.
33:48The most wild house is a bottle house.
33:50Bottled up!
33:52Captain Obvious.
33:53What does she win?
33:54Bottle opener.
33:55Check it out.
33:56You got a shit plaque.
33:58It looks like something you get at Springvale.
34:00Discount $2 shop.
34:02Can't hang it on the wall without breaking a bottle.
34:04Wendell.
34:06This show promised so much, but delivered so little.
34:25At the Del Pachitras in Sydney, Wendell's showing off.
34:29Don't suck in around us.
34:31You don't have to do that.
34:33Let it all out.
34:35Hey, there's no sucking in.
34:36This is natural.
34:37No, come on, let it out.
34:38That's not natural.
34:39That's pork belly.
34:41This week on Prime, we watched a doco about an Aussie athlete.
34:45Is this going to be like a motivational doco?
34:48Am I going to want to go to the gym tomorrow?
34:50Not quite, but it is called...
34:52James Can Eat.
34:53I hear you, mate.
34:54And it's the story of James Webb.
34:56I believe we all have a purpose.
34:58Oh, hello.
34:59Ohly, James.
35:00And his unique skill.
35:01Let's eat!
35:02I was born to eat.
35:03Wendell too.
35:04Oh, hang on.
35:05This isn't gym at all.
35:06Oh my God, it's like an eating competition.
35:09Correct.
35:09Hot dog eating, to be precise.
35:11You've got to be mentally prepared to get uncomfortable.
35:14Yuck.
35:15It's the opposite from gym.
35:16How do you discover this is something you can do?
35:19Well, for James, it begins at a country pub.
35:21I get to the bistro and there's a photo of a burger.
35:24What?
35:24Look at that.
35:25Look how big it is.
35:26Turned out to be Australia's biggest burger, so I ate the burger casually as anything.
35:31He did it easy.
35:32Meanwhile, the national news and media is blowing up about this guy from Borkham Hills that ate
35:36Australia's biggest burger.
35:37Wow.
35:38That day changed our lives.
35:41Wait, so that's how he got famous?
35:42Yep.
35:43And from there, he got really good at eating hot dogs.
35:46Ranked number one in Australia, number five in the world, James Webb.
35:51Imagine accidentally discovering your talent is that you can just eat.
35:55God, if I knew this was a sport, I would have done it to make money.
35:58And the biggest hot dog eating tournament happens in America.
36:01Nathan's hot dog eating contest is the Super Bowl of the competitive eating circuit.
36:06I'd be good at this one.
36:07Why am I watching a whole heap of guys just eating wieners?
36:10Boop, boop, boop.
36:11Well, because James wants to win, so he starts training.
36:14What training do they do?
36:16Just pigging out, basically.
36:18I seriously think this is a leisure.
36:20This is an elite athlete.
36:21Whilst I love food and whilst I love eating, man it can get expensive.
36:24Oh, that was snot.
36:26Is that a boogie?
36:28Oh, he's gonna eat it.
36:29Because on a regular day, I'm always hungry.
36:33Oh, that is snot.
36:37Disgusting.
36:37You get to this point where you stretch your stomach.
36:40Don't get me wrong, I want to stretch my stomach.
36:42But when you're being woken up at 3am by hunger pains because you have this insatiable appetite,
36:49it gets a bit much.
36:50Oh, look at his stomach.
36:52That's a bit like Wendell's tummy.
36:53It's like he swallowed a TV.
36:54Imagine that coming out the other end.
36:56You'd prophylactically call the plumber, wouldn't you?
36:58And James' biggest competition for the competition is...
37:02Joey Chestnut is the best of all time.
37:04This is the goat. Joey Chestnut.
37:06I love Joey Chestnut.
37:08There's Joey and there's the rest.
37:10Yep, I agree.
37:11Then this happens.
37:13Breaking news.
37:15Number one competitive eater Joey Chestnut is banned from the Nathan's Hot Dog contest.
37:20He's banned.
37:20Why?
37:21Because he's representing a rival brand selling plant-based hot dogs.
37:25Plant-based hot dogs.
37:27I remember reading about this.
37:28How ridiculous.
37:29If Joey doesn't do the competition, I'm gonna win.
37:31Yeah.
37:32Well, let's find out.
37:33Five.
37:34Four.
37:34Three.
37:35Two.
37:36One.
37:37Go!
37:43James Webb right now on a 70 dog piece.
37:46Oh, he's in front.
37:47Come on, Webb.
37:48But then things take a turn for James.
37:50I had no water on my table.
37:51No water.
37:52I asked three times, I need water, I need water, I need water.
37:54They gave me one cup of water.
37:56Oh, how disgraceful.
37:57I just don't think they want an Aussie to win.
37:59And it goes from bad to worse.
38:01My counter stopped counting and they stopped flicking over the card.
38:04Oh, this is bullcrap.
38:06So on TV it looked like I was very far down the ranks.
38:08Nah, this is rigged.
38:09That's bullshit.
38:10Then this happens.
38:11Then I get a plate with six hot dogs.
38:14Everyone knows it's five hot dogs to a plate.
38:16What?
38:16It's disgraceful.
38:18Disgraceful.
38:19It's not that deep, Mum.
38:20True.
38:21Three, two, one.
38:23They had him last.
38:2545?
38:26Why would they do this to us?
38:27Put down your hot dogs.
38:29Put down your wieners.
38:32Following an official recount due to an error by his counters.
38:34James' new official total is 52 hot dogs eaten.
38:3852, he lost.
38:39He never got like a 56, did he?
38:40Yeah, but his rhythm was out.
38:42I know I can do more.
38:43Number four in the world.
38:44He was at number five, so he's gone up one.
38:46And next year, don't worry about the 50 Club.
38:49Now I'm going for the 60 Club.
38:51Yes.
38:51Yes.
38:52Good on you, Jim.
38:53Love it.
38:54I thought this was so interesting.
38:56In all honesty, it's a freaking stupid sport if you think about it.
38:59Anyway, I'm going to put some hot dogs on for tea.
39:00Oh.
39:16So yesterday on my way home, I got about halfway home and I was rummaging in my bag for some
39:21lollies or something while I was on the bus.
39:23And I pulled out my car keys and I was like, oh.
39:26And then I realised I drove to work.
39:27Yeah, crap.
39:28So I had to get off the bus, go all the way back into town, pick the car up and
39:32then I sat for like 40 minutes in traffic.
39:34See, this is why people don't wait until they're late 30 to get a car.
39:37Yeah, that's right.
39:39This week on Disney Plus, we watched some gridiron.
39:44Have you ever watched American football?
39:46Never.
39:47Too many clothes for me.
39:48Is this like a proper game or is this a piss take?
39:50It's not a real game, but it's a great story and it starts like this.
39:54Oh, this is insane.
39:56Oh.
39:56Oh, he's still going.
39:57He's going to make a mistake.
39:59Oh, he dropped it.
40:00He clearly told you.
40:01Oh, no.
40:02What an idiot.
40:04They're going to run up and get a touchdown and they're going to win.
40:06Oh, my goodness.
40:08He lost the game for them.
40:09What was Holiday thinking?
40:12Oh, this is that guy from Twisters.
40:14Glenn Powell.
40:15This guy always plays a dick.
40:16That's right.
40:17He's not my favourite player.
40:19I don't want to talk right now.
40:20Because he then goes and does this.
40:22Here.
40:22Oh, my goodness.
40:24He's hit the Make-A-Wish kid.
40:27This is going to haunt him really for the rest of his life.
40:29That is shocking.
40:30Is that the real footage?
40:31No, no.
40:31So, this is based on a skit that they made in America.
40:35Yep.
40:36This is a comedy drama based on a viral prank.
40:39And it's called...
40:40Chad Powers.
40:41Eight years after his massive fail, Russ Holiday still hasn't played another game.
40:46I mean, if I hadn't taken a break, I never would have done The Masked Singer.
40:50The Masked Singer.
40:52Wow, he has hit rock bottom.
40:53He's working for his dad.
40:55He's in prosthetics and make-up.
40:56The movie business.
40:57And everyone hates him.
40:59Your face is toxic.
41:01Oh!
41:01Just forget about football.
41:03You should just go into gay porn now.
41:05It's the only option for you.
41:06But when he hears of an opportunity to get back in the game...
41:10Head coach of the South Georgia Cats.
41:12Enough open tryouts for quarterback.
41:14He's going to go for tryouts for the rookies.
41:16Russ has an idea.
41:18Oh!
41:19Oh!
41:19Dress up as someone else.
41:21Like Mrs Doubtfire.
41:23My gosh!
41:25That's genius!
41:26Alright, this is getting good now.
41:28With his father's prosthetics...
41:30He's going to put the nose and head on Seath.
41:31He changes his appearance.
41:33Oh, now he's got my nose.
41:34Man, is that you?
41:35And heads off to try out for college football team The Catfish.
41:39That is such a bad disguise.
41:43Watch the make-up.
41:46Oh, the mascot.
41:48Oh!
41:49No!
41:51Help the prosthetics!
41:53Why would you pepper spray me?
41:55His face is coming off.
41:57You're Russ Holliday.
41:58No, he's already been found out.
41:59He's been in disguise 20 seconds.
42:01Wait, maybe I can help you.
42:03An unlikely alliance, anybody?
42:05Yes, please.
42:05You need a stronger glue for the humidity down here.
42:08Of course he bumps into a gay kid with experience with prosthetics.
42:13If you're going to do this, you must do it with intent.
42:16Oh, here we go.
42:16Just look at Joe.
42:19He looks absolutely stupid, but it's going to work.
42:22You here to try out?
42:23Cool.
42:23What's your name?
42:24Ugh.
42:25He hasn't even thought of a name.
42:26Fake name.
42:27Fake name.
42:27What's your name?
42:29My name's Chad.
42:31Chad.
42:32And last name?
42:33Myers.
42:34Chad Myers?
42:34Powers.
42:35That's the name of the show.
42:37Hey, sorry.
42:38And Chad Powers was born.
42:40That's right.
42:40And he wants to be the new catfish quarterback.
42:43Come on, Chad.
42:44Show us what you got.
42:45Oh!
42:47He doesn't look fast at all.
42:49You know, one-legged girl in junior high would run faster than that.
42:52I don't think he's ready for this, Milo.
42:54Are you seriously quitting right now?
42:55You reckon the mascot's going to give him a little peppy?
42:57Bro, that's my boy.
42:58You probably think if you just hadn't dropped that football in the Rose Bowl,
43:01your life would have gone different.
43:02You still would have ended up right here.
43:04Because you're you.
43:05Oh!
43:06Let's drop some truth bombs now.
43:08Do you want to be Russ Holliday?
43:09Or do you want to be this guy?
43:10He's the catfish guardian angel.
43:12The friend he needs, actually.
43:14You gonna come play football?
43:15Come on!
43:16My name's Chad Powers.
43:18Let's go, Chad!
43:23Damn, son!
43:24Yeah!
43:26He's got the move still.
43:29Go, Chad!
43:30Hope he throws a mega one.
43:32Yee-haw!
43:35Yeah, baby!
43:36Woo!
43:37Tastes like one meal straight from the teeth.
43:39Yeah!
43:41Who's 200?
43:42Coach is about to offer Chad a position on the team.
43:44You watch.
43:45No, your tryout spoke for itself.
43:47Welcome to the team.
43:48We'll see you on Monday morning.
43:49And now he's a catfish.
43:52Okay.
43:53If only it was this easy, Milo.
43:56Don't they do reference checks?
43:57Bring your driver's license, your transcripts,
43:59and a copy of your birth certificate.
44:01Oh!
44:02It's not that easy.
44:04Ring of fire.
44:06His face is coming off.
44:07I really like that show.
44:11Everything about this screams Milo is gonna watch the whole season.
44:16You know what the moral of the story is?
44:17What is it?
44:18Life is better with a big nose.
44:20It is.
44:35How is it without TikTok and Instagram on your phone?
44:38Bro, it's the worst.
44:42It's the worst.
44:43Like, anyone who says too much social media is bad
44:46has never tried to go to the toilet without their phone.
44:49The following program contains medical procedures
44:52and treatments involving dermatology.
44:53Viewer discretion is advised.
44:55Is this some...?
44:55Oh, Jared's favourite show.
44:57Oh.
44:58Oh, no.
44:59Yep.
45:00On stand this week, some of us were excited to watch...
45:03I'm Dr Sandra Lee, a.k.a.
45:04Dr Pip-a-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa.
45:06My favourite show.
45:07Oh, I hate this show.
45:09Oh!
45:10Come break out with me and all my new patients.
45:14Oh, man.
45:15Oh, yeah, baby.
45:16Amazing.
45:16Let's pop some pimples.
45:18Are you sure?
45:19Yes.
45:19You asked for it.
45:20First up...
45:21My name is Denise.
45:23Here we go.
45:23I got what you got wrong.
45:24I have this huge lump on my rear.
45:28Oh.
45:28Oh, that's gonna be juicy.
45:31It feels like an extra butt cheek, I guess you can say.
45:34Are you sure it's not?
45:36That's like a free Brazilian butt lift.
45:37The Kardashians pay for an ass like that.
45:39Mmm.
45:40It's the friend that never goes away.
45:42Let's numb that sucker up and get that scalpel out.
45:45No, you're sick.
45:46Okay, so I'm gonna just take a little peek in here, okay?
45:50Oh, we're already into it.
45:51Yeah, look, you can watch it when it's still in colour.
45:53Just shut your eyes when it turns black and white.
45:54Oh, yeah.
45:55There's no black and white anymore.
45:57Oh my, I actually don't think I can sit here.
45:59I'm not joking.
46:00This definitely looks like a lipoma.
46:02Oh.
46:02Come out.
46:03Yeah, you better be calling to it.
46:05Oh, look at the colour of it.
46:06It's like egg yolk.
46:08Oh, peach.
46:08Yeah, tin peaches.
46:09Mango season, baby.
46:10How's the yoghurt?
46:11Wait, it's squeezing out.
46:14It is big.
46:16Oh, yeah.
46:19It's out.
46:20It's out, it's out, it's out.
46:21Look at this sea creature.
46:23Oh, my God.
46:25That looks like scrambled eggs.
46:26Stop it.
46:27I'm actually gonna vomit.
46:28No, dead ass.
46:29If I dry reach one more time, it's not gonna be dry.
46:30Your days as a right butt model are not over.
46:34First one down.
46:35Next, we meet drag queen, Zachary.
46:37My name's Zachary.
46:38I'm 31 years old.
46:39And what this time am I doing?
46:40As a drag artist, it feels like I'm literally living my dream.
46:44Miss Jessica Lahore.
46:46Do you have a drag name, Jared?
46:47Excel spread cheeks.
46:50But underneath, it is scratching, pulling, tearing, cinching my skin.
46:55Oh, what disease have you got?
46:57Oh, what's that?
46:58It's on my arms.
46:59Eczema?
47:00It's on my chest and my abdomen.
47:02Oh, my God.
47:02Looking at that, I'm itchy.
47:04It's on my thighs.
47:04It's on my butt.
47:05Ringworm.
47:06It's in my scalp.
47:07It's behind my ears.
47:08It's in my ears.
47:09Oh, it's everywhere.
47:11It's gross.
47:12Now, this I can watch.
47:14I'd rather see pimples.
47:15I'd say it's a bit of a relief to not have any squeezing or oozing.
47:18This is very typical of psoriasis.
47:21Psoriasis.
47:21What's psoriasis got to do with popping pimples?
47:23Tell us what you're going to do now.
47:25Well, it doesn't involve popping.
47:27Is that an injection?
47:28Yep.
47:28And then push down.
47:29Wait, that's it?
47:30That's it.
47:31You excited?
47:31I'm so excited.
47:32Back to the pimples.
47:33If I can't squeeze it, I don't want to seize it.
47:35Yeah.
47:36You'll love this guy, then.
47:38Is there another one?
47:40My name is John.
47:40It's on his face.
47:42And I have an unknown lump on my face.
47:45Yes, baby.
47:46Oh, this one's going to ooze.
47:47Yeah.
47:48Yeah, he's under there, huh?
47:50He's pretty wide under there.
47:51Oh, it could be a cyst.
47:53I'd love if it's a cyst.
47:55But I think it feels like a cyst.
47:57Yes!
47:58Cheese Factory.
47:59Can't wait to see this one.
48:00Let's get popping, baby.
48:02Make sure I'm not hurting you at all.
48:04Oh, poor tail.
48:05Paw pit.
48:06Paw pit.
48:07Paw pit.
48:09Oh!
48:11Oh!
48:11Oh!
48:12Oh, my God.
48:13It's like a Weet Fix.
48:14Oh!
48:15Oh!
48:16I just saw it.
48:17Beautiful.
48:18All right.
48:18Zach is out.
48:20That was a nasty one.
48:21That was mwah.
48:26It's been three months since I saw Sweet John.
48:28Here we go.
48:29I love the after stories.
48:30That's what it looks like.
48:32Oh, that's a huge scar, though.
48:34He's got a dimple now.
48:35Awesome.
48:35It's been three months since I saw Zach.
48:37Three months.
48:38Here we go.
48:38My skin is cleared up.
48:41Oh!
48:42Wow.
48:43It's just completely gone.
48:45That is incredible.
48:46It's been four weeks.
48:48Show us the tush.
48:50Oh!
48:51Wow.
48:53Thought it's not a subtle scar, that one.
48:54Yeah.
48:55Thank you, Dr. Lee, for giving me my life back.
48:58Well done, Dr. Lee.
49:00Never fails to deliver that show.
49:03I really, really hated that show.
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