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00:05On the way home from work today I stopped and got petrol, $2.30 a litre, I almost vomited.
00:13I reckon we should start riding horses again.
00:15Horses?
00:15Yep.
00:16Have you ridden a horse?
00:20Every evening in Australia TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:27Really?
00:28Is that not weird?
00:28But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:31I reckon it's going to be drama.
00:33No.
00:33I can't wait.
00:34We're going to cry.
00:36Oh, this is going to be interesting.
00:38Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:42I love the show.
00:43It's a good season, isn't it?
00:44They've got something for everyone here.
00:46What a whole lot of crap.
00:48This week, we headed overseas for a dating show with a difference.
00:52Lots of rich guys flying onto an island to meet lots of girls that are younger than them.
00:56Ew!
00:57Age is just a number, age is just a number, age is just a number.
01:00Hit the track for some F1 fun.
01:02I love drive to survive.
01:03Woo!
01:04I love when they change the tyres, how fast they do it.
01:07You've got to lift, you've got to grab, you've got to pull, you've got to shove.
01:09I've only seen Dad change the tyres.
01:11And it takes four hours.
01:12No, two.
01:13And popped into the kitchen for a cook-up with...
01:16Hi Jamie!
01:17Jamie Oliver's been studying nutrition.
01:19Means I won't like it.
01:20He's leaving the green things on the tomatoes.
01:22He's lost his mind.
01:34And I can see that your watch only has photos of you.
01:38It's really weird, I don't know why.
01:40Show me.
01:41Are you taking all these photos of yourself?
01:43You don't know it.
01:44I updated my phone.
01:45You are so self-obsessed.
01:46It's weird.
01:47No, I updated my phone, I don't know why it's doing it.
01:49Sunday night on the ABC.
01:51Ooh-wah, ooh-wah.
01:53Fast fingers.
01:53We watch the show that takes the piano off the stage and around Australia.
01:58Seeking undiscovered pianists.
02:00It's such a cool skill being able to play the piano.
02:02I started piano when I was four.
02:04It's an Asian rite of passage.
02:06I can do that.
02:07Da-dun, da-dun, da-dun, da-dun, da-dun, da-dun, da-dun, da-dun, da-dun.
02:10And back for season two is...
02:12Amanda Keller.
02:13I love Amanda Keller.
02:14Along with two piano experts.
02:16Renowned classical pianist, Andrea Lam.
02:18Hello, Andrea.
02:19And Guy Sebastian.
02:21Oh, Guy.
02:22I love Guy.
02:24Together, they'll pick a pianist every week who will...
02:27Perform in concert on one of the country's most prestigious stages.
02:31What an opportunity for them.
02:32Welcome to the piano.
02:34The piano.
02:35We've asked everyday pianists to pull up a stool.
02:38So anyone can just walk up and play the piano.
02:40It's like Australian Idol, except we'll bring the piano to you.
02:43Who's gonna be first?
02:44My name's Nadi.
02:45Alright, let's go. Hi, Viz.
02:46I like his beard.
02:47I feel like it must be very satisfying to have a beard like that.
02:50It is.
02:51Do you reckon he's any good?
02:52He'll be spectacular.
02:55When people massage the keys, you know they can play.
03:00Wow.
03:01It sounds like a movie scene.
03:03Not what you'd expect.
03:04This big, burly man.
03:05No.
03:06Anyone can be a pianist.
03:07It doesn't matter what you look like or who you are.
03:10Except for me, Leanne.
03:14Awesome.
03:15Bravo, Nadi.
03:16That was beautiful.
03:17Just getting calls from this boss going, mate, what's going on?
03:19Can you get back to the site?
03:21Who's next?
03:22I'm Betty Patterson.
03:23She looks like your nana next door.
03:25Come on, old girl.
03:26We don't age discriminate around here.
03:28Is it rude to ask how old you are?
03:30I'm a hundred.
03:31What?
03:32A hundred?
03:32She does not look a hundred years old.
03:35No.
03:35You've seen a lot of the world change.
03:37I have.
03:38When do you think the best time was?
03:40When I married my husband.
03:41Aww.
03:43We never went anywhere without one another.
03:45Oh God, that's us.
03:46Tried to lose your fear time, but I couldn't.
03:49It's a sad thing when you lose them at 53.
03:51Oh my God.
03:53She's been alone for 47 years.
03:56To be honest, that's probably why she lived.
03:58I'm playing It Had To Be You for my husband.
04:01Aww.
04:05Wow.
04:06It had to be you.
04:11This is fabulous.
04:12It's a bit jazzy.
04:13Her legs don't work, but her fingers do.
04:15This is talent.
04:17Yay.
04:17Oh, good job, Betty.
04:19Is there anything that Betty can't do?
04:22A marathon.
04:23Jump?
04:23A drive?
04:25Where do we stop on this list?
04:26Who's next?
04:2718-year-old Ollie.
04:29Come on, Ollie.
04:29Let's see what you got.
04:30I'm playing Flame Trees.
04:33Oh!
04:34What a classic.
04:36Let's go.
04:38Is he gonna sing?
04:40He's gonna sing.
04:40He's a driving Saturday afternoon.
04:44He's got a beautiful voice.
04:45It's like if Jimmy Barnes never smoking drunk.
04:48And I can't stop them.
04:50Long forgot the feeling of her.
04:54Should have been on Australian Idol.
04:55She won't be around.
04:59She won't be around.
05:00Woo!
05:02It's giving me goosebumps, the little bugger.
05:04Where's the next random?
05:05I'm Erin.
05:05I'm 38 years old, and I'm from Sydney.
05:08I work with Erin.
05:09Come sit down.
05:09I had no idea Erin could play the piano.
05:11The song I'm playing today is my own song, and it's called Lullaby for the Old Man.
05:14And I wrote it for my dad.
05:16Oh, my God.
05:16It's her own composition.
05:17My dad is a former rugby league player.
05:20His name is Steve Mortimer.
05:21Oh, Steve-o!
05:23Bulldog!
05:23Steve Mortimer is a legend of NRL.
05:26He's currently living with a form of dementia.
05:29Oh, no way.
05:30Oh, shivers.
05:31I lost my grandfather to dementia, and it is the worst way to go.
05:34Grief pays me a visit every night.
05:38What an opening line.
05:40I'm gonna stop sobbing!
05:41Oh, I'm sobbing already.
05:42The man, the pain.
05:44How is she singing this without bawling her eyes out?
05:46He lifted up the rest.
05:48Oh, no!
05:49They're showing photos!
05:51My farts!
05:52Don't go flesh, farts!
05:53And how he loved.
05:55Oh.
05:56If I could have one more clear conversation with my dad, I'd just say thank you.
06:02I promised to keep on the same.
06:03Because, mate, you did good.
06:07For you.
06:07Oh, that's it.
06:10And I love him so much.
06:14Thank you, mate.
06:15Cheers.
06:15Who do you choose out of all them?
06:17Well, it's anyone's guess.
06:19Hello, beautiful people.
06:20As the experts reveal themselves to announce.
06:23One of you guys are gonna actually perform at this concert.
06:26Who's coming back?
06:27The courteous little guy?
06:28Probably go with high viz.
06:30Yes, and Betty though, wouldn't ya?
06:31Everyone else has a few more years on him to try again.
06:34So that person with her beautiful tribute to her father, Steve, is...
06:39Error!
06:40Thank you very much.
06:41She deserves it.
06:42They all deserve to go there.
06:44Can't wait to see you on Friday and be like,
06:45Excuse me?
06:47Next time...
06:48Oh, that was such a wholesome show.
06:51Every single story is beautiful.
06:53I felt every emotion.
06:55I don't like things that make me cry.
06:57Yeah, but it's a good cry.
06:59Yeah, but it's a good cry.
06:59It means you've got a soul.
07:00Somewhere.
07:01Somewhere deep.
07:01Deep, deep, deep, deep down there.
07:14I've got one for you, a riddle.
07:15There's a father and a son, and they have a really big car accident.
07:18The father dies, but they rush the son for surgery.
07:21And the surgeon says, I'm sorry, I cannot operate on this kid.
07:25He's my son.
07:25One of them is his stepfather, the priest, his biological father.
07:30The surgeon was his mother.
07:32Oh, she had a sex change.
07:33Oh, for f...
07:36On Netflix, there's a new show where people fly to a remote location
07:40and try to hook up with people they don't know the age of.
07:43What?
07:44What?
07:45Ah, well, that's what it says here.
07:47We're going on a sea plane and we're not asking any ages.
07:49Kind of like, you know, like there was this island in the Bahamas
07:52where there was lots of people of different ages.
07:54No, it's not that island.
07:56Age of attraction.
07:58That's right.
07:59A dating show has actually arrived involving...
08:01Lots of rich guys flying onto an island
08:04to meet lots of girls that are younger than them.
08:06How we doing, ladies?
08:06Ah!
08:07Eww!
08:08Oh, this could be a bit ick.
08:10But before you draft your letters...
08:11But then we're going to throw a couple of older women in there too,
08:14just so, like, we're not cancelled.
08:15Two.
08:16We're going to throw two of them on there.
08:17Hello, everyone. I'm Nick Lauer.
08:19And I'm Natalie Joy.
08:21Does age matter when it comes to love?
08:24It does! Of course it matters!
08:26For us, age is just a number.
08:28Well, I mean, R. Kelly said that and...
08:30Look where he is.
08:31We are 18 years apart.
08:33Woo!
08:34And happily married.
08:36Bit like Ethan and Wendell, 16 year gap, right?
08:40We're not dating each other.
08:41You can pursue anyone you're drawn to.
08:43There are no rules.
08:45Except one.
08:46As long as you're above 18.
08:50Good point. So there's two rules.
08:52And you have a beating heartbeat.
08:54Three rules.
08:54The only question you can't ask...
08:57Is how old are you?
08:59What about how many years have you been on this earth?
09:01What's your earliest memory as a kid?
09:02Oh, World War II.
09:04Bang God.
09:06Did you get caned at school?
09:08What do you think of the movie Casablanca?
09:10Did you see it at the movies?
09:11I'm curious, do you normally date, like, older or younger?
09:14I normally date older.
09:15You never get an older bloke say I yell like the older women.
09:19They always want the younger women.
09:20Because I can jump up and down on them.
09:24I always look for what's opposite of me,
09:26because you know how they say opposites attract, right?
09:28Opposites attract. Old and young.
09:30Good hips, bad hips.
09:33Arthritis, no arthritis.
09:34What's your name?
09:35Ashley.
09:36Ashley Cas.
09:37This guy looks like a missing cast member of Twilight.
09:40My age range is evil.
09:42Like, no one is safe.
09:44Oh, yuck.
09:46I will be bringing that up with the authorities.
09:48I could date you or your mom.
09:50Ah!
09:51Well, I know what we're doing later.
09:53That's easy.
09:53Um, says you.
09:55Says you.
09:55Okay, okay.
09:56Should we make out?
09:57What?
09:59I love that.
10:00Oh, look, he's brought the lip gloss.
10:01He definitely has mommy issues.
10:03This is gonna sound horrible,
10:04but, like, if you're not as hot as my mom,
10:06I'm not gonna marry you.
10:09Oh!
10:10Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
10:11No, no, no.
10:12Horsey's mum.
10:13Let's not unpack that.
10:15Hopefully, the next guy is more palatable.
10:17The speed dating is fun.
10:19Oh!
10:20Where's some socks?
10:21I'm here to date.
10:22Oh, wow.
10:23Where's his socks?
10:24Get rid of him.
10:25You guys used to wear no socks.
10:27Bullshit.
10:27Yeah, about five years ago.
10:29Jan, Teresa.
10:30Excited?
10:31Is he not looking like Harry?
10:33But everyone says I look like Prince Harry.
10:35Yeah, I said it.
10:37I can see that.
10:37Lucky you don't look like another member of the royal family.
10:40Really excited to see where it goes.
10:43Oh, how cute.
10:43He's taking his mum out on a picnic.
10:47Baseball.
10:47I was probably, like, ten when I got on the team.
10:50And who else was playing in baseball at that time?
10:53Babe Ruth.
10:54My oldest is 29.
10:57He is in his 20s.
10:59You have a child who's older than him.
11:02She's got fillings in her teeth older than him.
11:04She has undies older than him.
11:06For the best date ever.
11:07Would you feel strange if the girls came home with a guy the same age as you, Matt?
11:12What do you reckon?
11:13Yeah, I know.
11:16Oh, shit!
11:17Shit.
11:18Oh, oh, shit.
11:20Jesus Christo.
11:21Ages just number, ages just number, ages just number.
11:23It's now time for this guy to...
11:26Put some bloody socks on.
11:27No, come clean about his age.
11:29I mean, I think he's in his 30s.
11:32I reckon they've got at least 25 years difference.
11:35At least my age.
11:36She's in her 60s, mate.
11:37I think she's 51.
11:3959.
11:40Mid-50s.
11:41She looks older than me.
11:42No, she doesn't.
11:43No, she doesn't.
11:44What do you mean?
11:45Dad, you're bold and grey.
11:47Don't worry about my head.
11:48And you're wrinkly too.
11:50She's going to be so shocked.
11:51All right, shut up.
11:53Tell us your age.
11:5627.
11:5735.
11:5827.
11:58Shut up for once!
11:59I'm 27 years old.
12:01Told you, 27!
12:02I told you he's 27!
12:03He's younger than her kids!
12:05Oh, shit!
12:08How old is she?
12:09How old is she?
12:1059.
12:12Oh, no!
12:13Don't do this to me!
12:13No!
12:14Why?
12:15Why?
12:16Why are they finishing there?
12:18What is she?
12:20Come on!
12:22Next step, quick!
12:23Why do they do that to us?
12:24Show us the age and then finish the first episode, Gamoto!
12:28She's 54.
12:30She's literally double his age.
12:33I'm sick of these malakias.
12:34All the time, malakias, malakias!
12:38For once, just let us see him one episode.
12:41Just one episode, Gamoto!
12:44One episode!
12:55Oh!
12:56No, no, Leon!
12:57He's done a bush wee.
12:59What's that?
13:00He weed in the backyard on the grass, but he forgot to take off the shorts.
13:05Leon, when you do a bush pee, you need to pull down the pants first and then do the bush
13:09pee.
13:10Yeah!
13:11But right idea, buddy.
13:12Saturday night on 9.
13:15Space inventors!
13:16I love this show.
13:17Show me the hoarding.
13:19Yep.
13:19It's the show that finds Aussies struggling with a hoarding problem and says...
13:23We're doing a shit reno and we're taking all of your stuff and throwing it out.
13:27Exactly right.
13:29And once again, the man in charge is decluttering guru...
13:32Peter Walsh!
13:33The budget version of Andrew Winter.
13:35Andrew Autumn.
13:36And in this episode, Peter and his team are helping out Rita, who's been having a tough
13:40time of things lately.
13:41An accident 18 months ago left Rita with a serious leg injury.
13:46What happened?
13:47I shattered my leg.
13:49Oh!
13:50Non-weight bearing for about four and a half months.
13:52She didn't walk for four and a half months.
13:54Jesus.
13:54But a broken leg isn't all that Rita's had to deal with.
13:58Mum passed as well.
13:59Oh, God.
14:00Cancer.
14:01No treatment, no cure.
14:03Oh, poor lady.
14:04You've gone through a lot, aren't you?
14:06That's right.
14:06And that's probably why the house looks like this.
14:10Oh, my God!
14:13Oh, that's not that bad!
14:15That is absolute shocker!
14:17No, that's not that bad.
14:18No, I would say worse.
14:19But it's not just in the lounge room.
14:22Okay.
14:23Wow!
14:23Oh, my God!
14:25Whose room is this?
14:26My room.
14:27Separate rooms?
14:28Yes!
14:28Oh, okay.
14:29Husband and wife and I sleep in separate rooms.
14:31Don't think about it.
14:31And as for Rita's room...
14:33Oh, my God!
14:37You never let me have my own room.
14:39No.
14:39Instead of the vowels, sleep together in the same room all the time.
14:42Did not say that.
14:43In my vowels, it did.
14:44All of this is really a reflection of the chaos of the last 18 months.
14:49Yeah, absolutely.
14:50We need to get through this clutter to get you to the other side where you can breathe.
14:55Oh, I'm so excited for her.
14:57God, I hope they do an amazing job for them.
14:59You ready to pack up?
15:00I am.
15:00Here we go.
15:01Cue the decluttering montage.
15:03I love this part.
15:05Where they stack everything up and put everything in the big hall.
15:07That's the one.
15:08Oh, wow!
15:10Oh, my God!
15:11That's like a Saint Vinnie.
15:12A thousand books.
15:14Wow!
15:15Has she heard of a Kindle?
15:17Shoes.
15:17Some Elder Marcos stuff.
15:18She has all these shoes she can barely walk.
15:20More than 70 purses and bags.
15:23Oh, keep them.
15:24That's fine.
15:25Purses are different.
15:27So, at least 70% of what you see here needs to go.
15:3170%.
15:32Let's do some culling.
15:33So, while the team get to renovating the now empty house...
15:36Keep.
15:37...Rita and her family start sorting through the junk.
15:41Oh, wait.
15:41Keep.
15:42But there's a problem.
15:43She's skipping everything.
15:44She's finding this really hard.
15:46I'm one in, one out, Milo.
15:48Anything new that...
15:49You are not.
15:49Is there anything that comes through that door?
15:51Alright, hold on.
15:52Since we're playing this game...
15:53I want to show you something here, okay?
15:55What's that?
15:55That's my hat corner.
15:57Okay, what's that?
15:58That's another hat.
15:59You've called me in to help you deal with all of this clutter.
16:02Butchers paper.
16:03This is why he's a declutter guru.
16:05Oh, a couple of CDs.
16:06Yeah, just in case.
16:07You never know, man.
16:08What you're focused on...
16:10Money's got more.
16:11Come on, pull it down.
16:12What's next?
16:12...is the physical stuff.
16:14Oh!
16:15Physical, mental.
16:16What about that?
16:16This is just a costume that I wear.
16:17I wear this all the time.
16:19Physical and mental clutter...
16:20What is that?
16:21...is caused largely by two things.
16:23Oh!
16:23Again!
16:24He's like a magician.
16:25Injury...
16:26I get it, I get it, I get it.
16:27...and loss.
16:28Random coat hanger.
16:29Who are you now?
16:32Is he a bit of a...
16:34A psychologist?
16:34Yeah, or something.
16:35It sounds like it.
16:36I wonder if he's registered with opera.
16:37Now I want to come back to this.
16:39Now we need to organise it back into the corner.
16:41Oh, no.
16:41That's a whole other episode.
16:43Show us the house now.
16:44Good idea.
16:45And here it is.
16:48Hey!
16:48Oh, my God.
16:50Oh, my God.
16:51The front room has been transformed
16:53into a young adults entertainment hub.
16:55Are we in the deep sea?
16:57Whose idea was it to go primary blue?
17:00Looks like an aquarium.
17:01We've got gorgeous rugs.
17:02We've got the big TV.
17:04These houses always end up looking like
17:05a morning show set.
17:07Well, maybe we'll have more luck in the bedroom.
17:09Oh!
17:10Okay, so...
17:11There's a lot in that.
17:13Better than the lounge room.
17:14But it doesn't mean it's nice.
17:16Well, how about Rita's room?
17:19Oh, no!
17:20Oh, that is a lot of green.
17:22It matches her dress.
17:23I know that green is one of your favourite colours.
17:25The renos on this have a big Pimp My Ride vibe.
17:28Your rooms now feel cohesive.
17:30We know you like green,
17:31so we made your room a frog!
17:34Thank you so much.
17:35I'd be so offended
17:37I'd ask them to bring back the clutter.
17:41They're a lovely family.
17:44But...
17:45Gives you a hideous renovation, though.
17:47Doesn't it just?
17:48It's like a bad episode of Changing Rooms.
17:51It's for you, for your own gardening and gardening.
17:58If we're doing all the way we'll be doing it,
18:00we'll be doing it, for you to work instead on the other side.
18:06But I'm going to do all the truth.
18:06Here's a bonus.
18:07In Melbourne, Leigh and Keith are discussing party etiquette.
18:11I remember one New Year's Eve, there was a massive big party.
18:14Everyone's drunk, everyone's kissing whoever or whatever.
18:17That's why I say, come on Keith, we're going.
18:19But you've got to tell me an hour beforehand because it takes me an hour to say goodbye to everybody.
18:23Yeah, how do I say goodbye to everyone?
18:24Bye, see ya. You're at the door.
18:26Okay, get to the door now. I'm going without ya.
18:29I'm going to be in trouble. I've got to go. See ya, bye.
18:31This week, streaming on 10, it was time for some yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum,
18:36with a celeb chef.
18:37For our health, it's the most important thing that we possess.
18:40Hi, Jamie.
18:41The idea that food can really help you is an amazing thing.
18:44If it's healthy, it means I won't like it.
18:46Uh-oh.
18:48Eat yourself healthy.
18:50Yeah, but you've got to like it.
18:51Most people eat more than sausages and mashed potatoes.
18:54I've been studying nutrition.
18:55Jamie Oliver's been studying nutrition.
18:58Yep, and he's learned a lot.
18:59Something that I've learnt in cooking recently is not to be scared of salt and oil.
19:04Yeah.
19:05Don't be scared of it.
19:06Well, we're not scared.
19:08Don't be scared of it.
19:09Salt and oil, I'm so scared.
19:11Well, there's nothing scary about Jamie's first dish.
19:14Golden Hasselback salmon.
19:15We don't eat salmon, do we?
19:17No.
19:17We only eat flake from the fish and chip shop.
19:20It's a fantastic tray bake for six lucky people.
19:24That doesn't even feed one Greek, let alone six people.
19:27So what I have here is a centre cut of a salmon fillet.
19:31That piece of salmon would be worth like $100.
19:33Where are you serving that?
19:34Buckingham Palace?
19:35Because no one else can afford it.
19:36How are we going to get flavour in there?
19:37Here we have some anchovies.
19:39Oh, yuck.
19:40We can just pour in the oil that it came in.
19:43Dude, you'd never get the smell out of the chopping board.
19:45You may as well throw the chopping board out now.
19:47Next up, simple sauce.
19:48We have nice ripe tomatoes.
19:50He's leaving the green things on the tomatoes.
19:52He's lost his mind.
19:53Flavour.
19:54It's a subtle chilli.
19:55Oh, chilli.
19:56How much did you put it in?
19:57He said subtle.
19:58He's done an old jar.
19:59Okay, chickpeas.
20:01Chickpeas.
20:01You'll call them fart beans.
20:03But they're packed full of iron.
20:05What's the difference between a walnut and a chickpea?
20:07I don't know.
20:08Tell me.
20:08I wouldn't let a walnut on my chickpea.
20:09Nope, not in this time slot.
20:11Thanks very much.
20:12Oh, but you'd let it.
20:14That's gross.
20:16Chickpeas.
20:16Whether it's a jar or a tin, they're fantastic.
20:19Lebanese cook with a lot of chickpeas.
20:20So we do too, chickpeas.
20:22Do you know our flavours and our food are very similar to the Lebanese, not the Italian?
20:26And do you know that the Lebanese, they discovered the colour purple?
20:29What?
20:30Yeah?
20:30No, Whoopi.
20:32Whoopi did.
20:33Whoopi Goldberg?
20:34Yeah, the colour purple.
20:35No, I'm not talking about the movie, Stoops.
20:37So just mix all of this up.
20:39With your hand.
20:40Oh, grab a spoon, love.
20:41What's his address?
20:42I'll send him some spoons.
20:43And let the oven do all of the work.
20:47Not all the work.
20:47You've been at this for 40 minutes, bros.
20:49Oh, look at that.
20:51It does look great.
20:52I just don't know how six people are going to eat one piece of salmon.
20:56Bit of lemon juice.
20:57That is the juiciest lemon I've ever seen.
20:59I reckon it's going to hit me in the eye.
21:01Next.
21:02My chicken balls poached in rainbow broth.
21:04Chicken balls?
21:05Ew.
21:06I'm going to use some chilli.
21:07More chilli.
21:08He loves chilli.
21:08He's really trying to run you through, isn't he?
21:11I have got here pickled ginger.
21:13That is a complete full jar of ginger.
21:14We don't call him Ginger Jamie for nothing.
21:16They don't call him Ginger Jamie at all.
21:18A nice little cheat and a hack.
21:20Brown rice.
21:21You can tell he's white because he used rice in a bag.
21:25Once you've got these balls, you can start to just roll them.
21:28He's quite gentle fondling those balls, isn't he?
21:30I wish he'd just make a little bit more eye contact.
21:32Let's talk about stock.
21:34Making your own stock, it's so simple.
21:35It's so cheap.
21:36I'm not going to make my stock, Jamie.
21:39Simmer it for three, four hours.
21:40Three to four hours.
21:41If he didn't have time to cook rice, he doesn't have time to make stock.
21:44And then we're going to go in with our chicken balls.
21:47Just let them plop in.
21:48Did he just say plop in?
21:49It's a bit risky to plop your balls in hot water, isn't it?
21:52It's nice though, sometimes.
21:53Then we're going to go in with some veg.
21:56Pre-slice vegetables.
21:57But he just told us to make our own chicken broth.
22:00We need to get more veggies into our diet.
22:03You've made that perfectly clear, Jamie.
22:05I want to know where do we get the money for these things?
22:07I just love it.
22:08Those are big balls.
22:09They look a bit grey.
22:11We need to brown them off first.
22:12How do those balls taste, Jamie?
22:14See, I can eat that, no problem.
22:16Give me a bit of all the green shit.
22:18It's called vegetables.
22:19Time for Jamie to get to work on his...
22:21Little nuts.
22:22Little nuts.
22:23What's he doing with this shit?
22:24He's going to pound the shit out of them.
22:27What's he making?
22:28He's making dessert.
22:29Ooh, yum.
22:31But it's also healthy.
22:33I don't know about that one, Jamie.
22:35Don't worry, it's got a little bit of chocolate.
22:37Ooh, chocolate.
22:38Whenever I eat chocolate, my dolphins go off and I'm really happy.
22:41Oh, not your dolphins again.
22:43Well, I hope they like the main ingredient.
22:45Tofu.
22:46Tofu.
22:47No, no, now you just boiled it.
22:48I was starving 10 minutes ago, but now I'm not that hungry.
22:50So I'll just sprinkle that over the top.
22:52A healthy chocolate dessert.
22:54I'll take your word for it.
22:55If I'm having dessert, it's because I want to be a bit of a naughty boy.
23:02I really, really enjoyed that.
23:04I would actually love to meet Jamie and have a good, honest conversation with him and a feed.
23:09Is this because Gordon hasn't replied to your DMs?
23:11That's true.
23:12I'm over Gordon.
23:22In Melbourne, it's bedtime for Adam's daughter, Celia.
23:26Do you want me to come and give you a kiss when I get home?
23:35A huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, massive, enormous, gigantic one.
23:41You've got the music in you.
23:44Sunday on 7, season 19 of a crowd fave took to the stage.
23:49Britain's got talent, baby.
23:51Woo!
23:53Does Britain have talent?
23:55Not usually.
23:56Who are the judges?
23:57The judges are always epic.
23:58New to the panel this season is KSI.
24:01Who the hell's KSI?
24:02He's one of the biggest YouTubers in the world.
24:04I know KFC.
24:05Well, you'll probably know this guy.
24:07Simon Cowell!
24:09It's the man formerly known as Simon Cowell.
24:11He's had that much work done to his face, I'm never sure anymore.
24:14Here we go.
24:14Here we go.
24:15Come on, what's first?
24:17This.
24:18What the hell?
24:19What is this?
24:21Oh, it's a big cock.
24:24Already?
24:24Hasn't even done anything yet.
24:28I told you Britain didn't have talent.
24:31Yeah, piss it off.
24:33Bye-bye.
24:34See you on the rotisserie.
24:37Show us something good.
24:38Okay, here's Louie.
24:40All the way from Taiwan.
24:41Oh, I like this.
24:42Eye's a good sign.
24:44Oh.
24:45What is she doing?
24:48Oh!
24:49Oh!
24:49What the hell?
24:51No way.
24:52Only Asians can do this because they've got no leg hair.
24:55If I did this one, I'd go up in flames all the way up to my beard.
24:59Oh, right!
25:00Oh, eek!
25:02Give her all the money.
25:03Send her right through.
25:04Well, she's not done yet.
25:06Oh, you give us the table.
25:07Throw it on.
25:08Oh!
25:10Oh, incredible.
25:12This is awesome!
25:13You're spinning it like a basketball on her finger.
25:15Quick, put the stove on my feet.
25:20Woo!
25:21That is sick!
25:22That deserves the golden buzzer.
25:24No.
25:24I reckon there's about 15 people in Byron Bay right now who would do that every week.
25:28Four guesses.
25:30Yay!
25:32Britain's got talent.
25:33Wait, last time I checked, Taiwan was not the UK.
25:35Yes, I want to see what the UK has.
25:38Okay, here you go.
25:39Oh, is this one of those things where they all move, make movements?
25:43Dancing?
25:43Yeah.
25:45Shut up, Jared.
25:47Wow, this is going to get good.
25:48I can feel it.
25:52Oh!
25:52Yeah, I love that.
25:54Oh!
25:55Wow!
25:58Don't shine the blue light on my shirts, jeez.
26:01Yes or no?
26:02It's a massive yes for me!
26:04Yeah, that was pretty awesome.
26:06The only thing is, the money they're winning this, you've got to share it with 500 people.
26:09Anyway, next one.
26:10I am from Japan.
26:12Okay, Taiwan, Japan.
26:14Where next, Jamaica?
26:15I have one with sound.
26:18Okay.
26:18Angry cat.
26:20Angry cat, let's go.
26:23Oh, God, someone push the button.
26:25Someone push the button.
26:27That sounded like me after Mexican.
26:31I make sounds with my back.
26:34Wait, what?
26:38He's doing back farts.
26:46Happy and you know it, clap your back.
26:49Gold buzzer.
26:50Not quite, but he is...
26:52No way.
26:54No way.
26:55It's a thumbs up.
26:56After 19 seasons, I guess this is where we're at.
26:59Okay, give us something more of watching.
27:01What's your name, please?
27:03My name's Paul Ninari.
27:04Oh!
27:05I've got an Aussie.
27:05He's from Australia.
27:07But we have...
27:08Australia's got talent.
27:09Why can't you go on that one?
27:10All right, Paul.
27:11What are you going to do?
27:12Oh, my gosh.
27:14Oh, my God.
27:15Oh, silk number.
27:18Oh, he's doing it with a wheelchair.
27:20Get out.
27:20I thought that was going to come off.
27:24Oh, here we go.
27:25We're spinning him.
27:28One arm.
27:30But wait, there's more.
27:33Blindfolded?
27:33You're kidding.
27:37Around his neck.
27:39Oh, my God.
27:40He's mad.
27:41He's mad.
27:45Gladiator.
27:47Wow.
27:48Wow.
27:48Wow.
27:48Oh, my goodness.
27:50Look how fast he's going.
27:51Never, ever seen anything like it.
27:54Wow.
27:55Oh, my God.
27:56Australians, we breed them different, don't we?
27:58I mean, it's no that fast.
28:02Hit the buzzer.
28:04Hit the buzzer.
28:06Yeah.
28:08Woo.
28:09The Golden Buzzer.
28:12Straight through to the live semifinal.
28:15Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.
28:16Oi, oi, oi.
28:17Oh, the crowd's going wild.
28:19I wonder if they're from Britain.
28:22There you go.
28:23Oh, that was awesome.
28:24Britain's got talent, man.
28:25But does it?
28:26Not on this show.
28:27Yeah.
28:41In Sydney, Matt's about to put the kids to bed.
28:44OK, that's it.
28:45Goodbye, Daddy Mode.
28:47Activate it.
28:48Oh!
28:50My precious baby!
28:53Oh, no!
28:55Date!
28:56How sad I've got the couch to myself.
28:58This week on Paramount Plus, we watched a new drama with a very familiar face.
29:04Oh, my gosh.
29:05Neighbours girl.
29:06Susan.
29:07Susan and Carl.
29:09Trying to find the baby?
29:12What's Susan Kennedy doing with blood on her hands?
29:14Something's happened to her with a baby.
29:15She's got to be dreaming.
29:21Where's Carl?
29:23The imposter.
29:24It's giving me Australian murder mystery vibes.
29:26It's always a murder mystery.
29:27Well, let's see.
29:29The series centres around Helen O'Reilly, a hotel owner, and her three children, Simon,
29:35Kate, and...
29:36Oh, hello.
29:37Oh, yeah, babe.
29:38Her youngest son, Ian.
29:40There I am.
29:40And I'm too perfect.
29:42Oh, no, no.
29:43And finally, there's Todd, Kate's dodgy real estate agent husband.
29:47I'm trying to help you.
29:48Yeah, but you'd also be securing a sale, eh, Toddy?
29:51Yeah, that'd be the best thing for everyone.
29:53They're trying to sell the hotel.
29:55Oh!
29:55They want to sell the family business.
29:57Oh, this is giving me, like, dynasty vibes.
29:59And in true dynasty style, Helen has a secret she hasn't told them.
30:04Is she getting dementia?
30:05Vertigo.
30:06That's vertigo.
30:07Nah, that's just an appointment to Specsavers.
30:09Hi.
30:09Who are you?
30:11I'm Amanda.
30:11And who's Amanda?
30:12Your daughter.
30:14She's got a secret daughter?
30:15I thought you were dead.
30:17I thought you were dead.
30:18Where'd you been?
30:18Oh, is she meant to be Irish?
30:20I think that's what she's trying to do.
30:23Want to know about your life, too?
30:24I've cut my own hair, can you tell?
30:27I have other children.
30:29I never told them.
30:30Oh, the other kids don't know about Amanda.
30:32She's sus.
30:33Mate, she's the imposter.
30:34We don't have to tell anybody anything if you're not ready.
30:36Oh, sus-ass.
30:38What was the show called?
30:39The imposter.
30:42What did we just say?
30:44But on the way back from meeting her new secret daughter...
30:47She's about to get jumped.
30:50Hi!
30:53Did you see them?
30:54Oh, the daughters are meeting each other.
30:56They're sisters.
30:57Not really, though.
30:58They're half-sisters.
31:00But also not really.
31:01It's Amanda, isn't it?
31:02Yeah.
31:03Uh-oh.
31:04It's all going to come out now.
31:05We don't need to do this now.
31:07Oh, God.
31:07All her kids in the one room.
31:08This is very awkward.
31:12Say something, Mum.
31:13Amanda's your sister.
31:15Oh!
31:15Yes!
31:16She said it!
31:17I don't know what to say.
31:19I'd go the DNA test.
31:20Ah!
31:21I think we should do a DNA test.
31:23I'm happy to organise it.
31:24Thanks, Simon.
31:25Fair call, Simon.
31:26And while that's happening...
31:28Oh!
31:29Oh!
31:30Oh!
31:30She's getting dizzy again.
31:31She can't even walk in a straight line.
31:34Can you smell burnt toast?
31:36See you, damn doctor!
31:37I'm fine now.
31:38Can I go home?
31:39Wouldn't have taken your jacket off of something before you hopped into bed?
31:42The macular degeneration has been at the dry stage.
31:46Macular degeneration?
31:47That's what Mum has.
31:48I suspect it might be progressing to the wet stage.
31:52Wet?
31:53Wet?
31:54Wait, Mum's going to get wet?
31:55I'm old.
31:56I'm going blind.
31:57And there's no cure.
31:58Then she doesn't have to look at all the shit she's going to go through.
32:00No, the kids don't know.
32:02I'm just going to say, don't tell the other kids.
32:03They can't know.
32:04Now they're keeping secrets from the other siblings.
32:06Nah, this would piss me right off.
32:08But dodgy son-in-law Todd has a secret of his own.
32:11I might have a buyer.
32:12Someone new.
32:13Look at her eavesdropping.
32:15Todd, Mum's still not ready to sell.
32:17I'm talking 30 mil.
32:1930 mil?
32:19Oh!
32:20Now that's a nice commission.
32:22Exactly.
32:23All right, all of a sudden, we're ready.
32:24You know it's what you want.
32:26Go on, Amanda, go on, snitch your mumsy.
32:27I won't let it be sold.
32:28Why not?
32:29Why not?
32:30Why does she want it so bad?
32:32Susan, it was your dream, not theirs.
32:35This is why a kid hated her on neighbours, too.
32:37Let me be your eyes.
32:38What?
32:38Let me be your eyes around the hotel.
32:40Really?
32:41She's a complete stranger.
32:42She's known her for, what, a day?
32:44How are people this dumb, man?
32:46Oh, mate.
32:47She can't see you coming.
32:48I've enjoyed myself so much.
32:51I don't want it to end.
32:52I'm staying now.
32:53I know there's 30 mil on the table.
32:55I don't want it to end either.
32:56Never trust anyone who's that nice.
33:02Oh, she looks dodgy ass.
33:05Wait, what's she doing?
33:08Who is she undressing for?
33:12Oh, oh.
33:13Who is it?
33:14Oh, someone hearing.
33:16Oh, it's her brother!
33:17It's her brother!
33:19She's rooting her brother.
33:20She's rooting her brother.
33:21Can you not hit me with the frickin' remote, you idiot?
33:25Wait, maybe she's not actually the daughter.
33:28Well, you'd hope not!
33:33Oh, juicy, but a bit weird.
33:35Started off semi-slow, mate.
33:37That picked right up at the end.
33:38I enjoyed that a little too much.
33:54Have you had your whooping cough vaccine?
33:57Ooh.
33:57You've got to check.
33:58Long time ago.
33:59No, you've got to have it again.
34:00Because if you're going to come to the birthing suite,
34:02you have to be jabbed.
34:04So I'm actually invited to the birthing suite?
34:06You can come to the suite, baby.
34:07I haven't told the wife yet, though.
34:09Surprise!
34:10Surprise!
34:10This week on Netflix,
34:13we watched the adrenaline-filled docuseries
34:20that takes us inside the world of...
34:22Hello, I'm...
34:24Yeah!
34:25Sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick.
34:28Drive to Survive.
34:29I love F1.
34:30I could have been a Formula One driver.
34:32I went to a corporate go-karting thing.
34:34I won the whole thing.
34:35Oh, wow.
34:35So you're like a go-kart champion.
34:37Yeah.
34:37Against 60-year-old corporate people.
34:39And in the season finale,
34:40a champion will be crowned.
34:42All right, Milo, last air.
34:44The whole world is literally watching this.
34:46I haven't watched it yet.
34:47Yeah, you don't deserve to,
34:48because last year you didn't take me with you.
34:50And the battle is between three drivers.
34:52McLaren's Lando Norris...
34:53Winning a championship
34:54is the thing I've worked on
34:56since I was a little boy.
34:58They're such young kids, man.
34:59He looks too old, but he's 26.
35:00Don't worry.
35:01McLaren's Oscar Piastri...
35:02There's our Aussie.
35:03Come on, Oscar!
35:05..and Red Bull's Max Verstappen.
35:07Max Verstappen has been mounting
35:09the most incredible combo.
35:11Lando and Oscar were killing it,
35:12but the last couple of races,
35:14McLaren has been absolutely goosing it.
35:16So Max is coming out of nowhere
35:18to potentially take the title off him.
35:20And in the penultimate race,
35:21it gets even more dramatic
35:22after two rivals collide.
35:24Oh!
35:25Oh, shit!
35:26Can't park there, man.
35:27And the safety car is out.
35:28With the race interrupted,
35:30the drivers need to make a choice.
35:32If drivers want to take a pit stop
35:34behind the safety car,
35:36they can do so.
35:37Do you pit or do you keep going?
35:39Very strategic.
35:40Do it when the safety car's out.
35:42Pitting under the safety car
35:43essentially means a free pit stop.
35:45But McLaren's Norris and Piastri
35:47are instructed not to stop.
35:50We're staying out.
35:51So they're not coming in.
35:52Oh, take the pit!
35:53Take the pit!
35:54A whole bunch of cars coming in.
35:56Most of the field, it looks like.
35:57No!
35:57So out of the whole field,
36:00that's the only team
36:01that decided not to pit.
36:02This is a major mistake here.
36:04We will see whether
36:04there was the record or not.
36:06Um, it's not.
36:07Which means...
36:08They've blown this massively.
36:10Max Verstappen wins
36:11the Qatar Grand Prix!
36:13Wow, Verstappen won.
36:15They basically just handballed
36:16the win to them.
36:17You would be so livid with your team.
36:19We looked like idiots.
36:21Why didn't you pit
36:22like all the other drivers?
36:24Because we did what we thought was best.
36:25Lando Norris has a bit of an attitude problem.
36:27They are spoiled little rich kids, aren't they?
36:29Oh, mate.
36:29Absolutely.
36:30The safety car.
36:31Was it the right call?
36:32Nope.
36:33Look at Ben like,
36:34huh, he didn't say I could go into the pit.
36:36Oh, that's so ridiculous.
36:38In the final race of the season,
36:40Oscar slips to third,
36:41Max moves up to second,
36:42just 12 points behind Lando.
36:45After the blunder of the previous race,
36:46the focus narrows to Norris and Verstappen.
36:49If Max comes first,
36:51Max would win the championship.
36:52But if Lando finishes on the podium,
36:54then he wins everything.
36:55God, it's nail-biting.
36:57And after a year of racing,
36:58it all comes down to this.
37:00It is time to crown a champion.
37:03Three, two, one.
37:04Let's go.
37:07Come on, Norris.
37:08Go, Norris.
37:09Right, come on.
37:10Deep in the race,
37:11Norris pit stops.
37:12I love when they change the tyres,
37:14how fast they do it.
37:15You've got to lift,
37:15you've got to grab,
37:16you've got to pull,
37:16you've got to shove.
37:17It's literally two seconds.
37:19I've only seen Dad change a tyre.
37:21And it takes four hours.
37:22No, two.
37:23And soon finds himself in ninth place.
37:26Norris has to get up to third.
37:27He's absolutely going to go for it now.
37:29Wait, how do you push in front?
37:30You go fast up, Reeves.
37:33Good job.
37:34Oh.
37:34He's overtook one.
37:35Get him, Norris.
37:36Paces really good.
37:37Three cars to go.
37:38Pass another one.
37:39What?
37:39Go, Norris, go.
37:41Lando takes two cars.
37:43Two of them there.
37:44Come on, baby.
37:44Back into fourth,
37:45he's got one more place.
37:46I have to get past.
37:47He can't get through,
37:48they're blocking him.
37:49Got to get to third.
37:50Oh, is he going to get past?
37:51Here comes Lando Norris,
37:52and he gets first.
37:53Oh, oh, oh.
37:55He's done it, he's done it.
37:57All of a sudden,
37:58suddenly you have flashbacks.
37:59Oh, don't start flashing back now.
38:01Come on.
38:02This is the biggest moment of my life.
38:04Oh, that's you, Matty.
38:05Jeez, he looks exactly the same,
38:07doesn't he?
38:07Except reach.
38:09Lando Norris is the world champion.
38:13Hey!
38:15He won, he won, he won.
38:17It's the thing all of us worked on to achieve,
38:20you know, since I was a little boy.
38:22Wow, beautiful moment.
38:23The moment that he's waited his entire life for.
38:25I got goosebumps.
38:26We did it,
38:27and that's a pretty cool thing to say.
38:31I love Drive to Survive.
38:33It's such a good show.
38:38It is so much fun.
38:56You asked Lainey what you did the other day
38:57for the first time ever.
38:58Check the bins out.
38:59Oh, I cleaned a toilet.
39:01Brie was like,
39:02no, you have a toilet cleaner next to your toilet.
39:04What did you think it was, decorative?
39:05Yes.
39:06I didn't know you were actually meant
39:06to clean the toilet with it.
39:08Life-changing.
39:08I got in all the crevices.
39:10I don't want to know anymore.
39:11I cleaned my shower.
39:12With the same toothbrush?
39:13Yes.
39:16On Foxtel this week,
39:17we travel to a country in the Mediterranean.
39:20Oh, Greek job.
39:21Oh, no.
39:22Okay.
39:23Okay.
39:23Let's see.
39:24All right.
39:24Okay.
39:25That's right.
39:26We are in...
39:27Greece!
39:28A country that...
39:28Look at those buildings.
39:29Oh, I can't wait to go back this year.
39:31Look at that yellow.
39:32It's so...
39:33Oh, my God, look at it.
39:34You're done?
39:35Greece is a nation that...
39:36Did you know that Cleopatra was Greek?
39:38Yeah.
39:38Yeah.
39:39Yeah.
39:40I'm just trying to say that it's nice there.
39:42Yes.
39:43Exactly.
39:44With some really lovely weather.
39:46Yes.
39:46Delicious food.
39:47Yes.
39:48But some of the buildings are dumps.
39:50No.
39:53Luckily, two English people are here to save the day.
39:56Oh, it's Alan and What's Her Face.
39:58Yep.
39:59Is this that show where they buy a house for, like, a euro and then they renovate it?
40:03Correct.
40:03Amanda Holden and Alan Carr, I have been watching this renovation series since they started.
40:09They buy a little rundown place in a weird town in Europe and it's kind of cute and romantic
40:13and he complains the whole time.
40:14Where are they, you reckon?
40:15We're in Corfu.
40:17Corfu.
40:18It's meant to be nice in Corfu.
40:19Are you on honeymoon?
40:20Huh?
40:21Are you on your honeymoon?
40:23Alan clearly hasn't opened his mouth yet.
40:25Is he live, blokes?
40:28Does Alan Carr like men?
40:34I feel like I've had a noose up already, don't you?
40:36Yeah, he's gay, right?
40:37Is that what...
40:38Like, you know...
40:38Not gonna laugh.
40:40I don't think he can get gayer than Alan Carr.
40:42The camp fabulousness of Mamma Mia.
40:45I thought I was camp, but Alan makes me look practically butch.
40:48No.
40:49And I also want to find a Greek god.
40:51A man.
40:52You're not gonna find a Greek god because they're all dead, Ray.
40:54I want Hercules.
40:56You're not gonna have Hercules, he's dead, Ray.
40:58And this is the house they'll be renovating.
41:01Hang on.
41:02My God.
41:03It's a Grecian ruin.
41:05How long has this house been like this?
41:07Have we been sitting like this for 20 years?
41:08More than.
41:09This is like the 1800s.
41:10Like, Jesus probably walked here.
41:11It feels like there's all diseases in there and if you open the door, you'll release them.
41:15Oh, no, and all the flies are gonna come out.
41:16Oh, come on now.
41:17You're overreacting.
41:18We don't bite, Ray.
41:19There might be the odd goat in there.
41:21What is this?
41:22Oh, my God.
41:23Oh, my God.
41:24This is really bad.
41:26Nothing that a match can't fix.
41:28Another dump.
41:29You'd just knock it over and start again, wouldn't you?
41:31Just knock it down.
41:32We're not Australia, mate, or England where we ruin all our buildings.
41:35We keep the heritage.
41:36Oh, we don't need to honour all the history.
41:38Oh, it's not poo, is it?
41:41Oh!
41:41Why does everyone do a poo in the houses we go?
41:44That's one big shiitake.
41:46To turn our wreck into a family holiday home, show me your designs.
41:50Amanda has big plans for the Greek-themed bathroom.
41:54Greek-themed bathroom.
41:55Oh, God, please don't make it blue and white.
41:57Blue and white Greek bathroom.
42:00Oh, my God!
42:01I've got my mood board.
42:03I'll show you my mood board.
42:04Okay.
42:04You gonna show me a mood board?
42:07Mood board.
42:08A nude board.
42:10Mood.
42:12I mean, when we've renovated before, we've always sort of been inspired by the aesthetics
42:17of the country, like, you know, like a tile or a bold print.
42:21But with Greece, it's all a bit subtle, isn't it?
42:23Yeah.
42:24Subtle?
42:24Might have to be subtle.
42:26Greece is subtle?
42:27Ere malaka!
42:28Said no one ever.
42:30Todi komu pa pluma!
42:32Greeks are as subtle as a slap to the face.
42:35Sakanaki!
42:36How do you say shut up in Greek?
42:37So Alan understands he needs to be subtle.
42:40When bringing a Greek touch.
42:42And one thing I want to know about this pipe up there.
42:46You are kidding me!
42:48Does that pipe go over there as well?
42:52Alan is the greatest man to walk this earth and I will forever say that.
42:56He's ready for a concert.
42:58You look like you're going into a Eurovision.
43:01Greek.
43:03Now I like you, Alan.
43:05And you just asked me if he was gay.
43:08Well, for those hoping to see a stunning transformation, there is one obstacle.
43:13In Greece, they sleep in the afternoon.
43:15I don't work Wednesday through Tuesday.
43:17This will not get built for three years.
43:21Are you kidding me?
43:27We never saw them renovate the house.
43:30We saw a little bit of them renovating.
43:32Millie, we said 30 seconds.
43:33Did you see them renovated?
43:34Show us the reveal in episode 28.
43:52Gab started snoring, which is very annoying.
43:55So I bought earplugs.
43:56Yeah.
43:57I've slept through my alarm three times.
43:59So the earplugs are working A-OK.
44:02I'm just going to get the sack.
44:06This week on HBO Max, we watched one of this year's Oscar-nominated documentaries.
44:11The devil is busy.
44:13What's this about?
44:14I'm not too sure, T-T-Ref.
44:16Atlanta, Georgia.
44:186 a.m.
44:19What happens in Atlanta, Georgia?
44:20Well, security guard Tracy starts her work day.
44:23Oh, very early.
44:24I hate being first in the office.
44:26I walk through the building just to make sure everything is clear.
44:29Clear?
44:30Because it would be easy for someone to hide.
44:32Wait, what?
44:33Hide?
44:33Hide?
44:34Why are people hiding in there?
44:35And wait to ambush someone.
44:37Oh my gosh.
44:38Where are we?
44:39We're spending a day in an abortion clinic, four years after changes to laws that made abortion
44:44illegal in many US states.
44:46Oh, wow.
44:48Why do they need security guards in an abortion center?
44:50This is a place that serves the devil.
44:53Oh.
44:54Protesters.
44:55Thou shall not murder.
44:57You know that it's wrong.
44:58Oh my God.
44:59The pro-lifers are already protesting at that time of the morning.
45:03At six.
45:03Oh, how's all the signs going up as well?
45:06I have outside contract security.
45:09Go ahead and get your vest.
45:10Get your vest?
45:11What?
45:11A lot of bulletproof vests.
45:13Oh, it probably is.
45:14Which really means that there's this many psychos outside protesting.
45:19Oh, that's what they have to worry about?
45:21Imagine how scared the people would be that have appointments.
45:24Guard has a purpose and a plan for that child.
45:27All right, so you have an appointment?
45:28There's a line-up to an abortion clinic.
45:31What the hell is going on?
45:33So terminations are legal in Georgia,
45:35but a lot of the states that surround Georgia, they aren't legal.
45:39So they would have a lot of people coming from out of state to have treatment.
45:44You drove from Tennessee.
45:45Okay, yeah.
45:47She's come from Tennessee to Georgia.
45:49Oh my gosh.
45:50Some states are trying to pass laws that if you leave the state to access this service,
45:54it's also criminal.
45:55No.
45:56I say to them, you're safe.
45:59You're here, and there's half the battle.
46:01How amazing is this woman making sure they feel safe, that they're okay?
46:07This is health care, period.
46:09Yep, yep.
46:10Correct.
46:10Period.
46:11But some people disagree.
46:13Satan the devil not only wants to murder these babies,
46:17but he wants your soul to spend eternity in hell.
46:20Oh, mate, bugger off.
46:22Why do you choose to murder an innocent child?
46:27Oh, it's all men protesting.
46:28Male, male, male.
46:30Telling women what they can and cannot do with their body.
46:33Yeah, it's not interesting.
46:34And even if the women make it to the clinic, they may not be eligible for help.
46:38Do you know the first day of your last normal period?
46:41To tell them that no, they can't be seen in Georgia is really hard.
46:46Wait, what?
46:47I think there is a period during which they're allowed to perform the abortion,
46:51and then after that, it's too late for them legally.
46:55And that generally happens around six weeks.
46:59Oh, my God.
47:01That's not long at all.
47:02It might be six weeks before you even kind of realise you're pregnant.
47:05There might be six weeks in a day, but it's nothing we can do.
47:09Oh, no.
47:11But someone's been raped, and they don't want this child.
47:15You don't have a choice.
47:16These women don't have a choice anymore.
47:18I never thought that I would have more rights 25 years ago than my daughter does now.
47:26It's gone backward.
47:27The country's gone backward.
47:28Like, they tell you how great they are.
47:30It doesn't seem that great.
47:31It sickens me.
47:32It saddens me.
47:33But this is the world we live in.
47:35Far out.
47:37God, we're so lucky here in Australia.
47:38Yeah.
47:412022, the US Supreme Court took away the constitutional right to an abortion that has existed for 50 years.
47:48A year later, individual states had imposed restrictions or total bans on abortion affecting 25 million women of childbearing age.
47:5725 million women's rights have been taken away.
48:01Horrible.
48:02It is your body.
48:03You cannot tell me what to do with my body, and I cannot tell you what to do with yours.
48:08Yes.
48:09Yes.
48:10Yeah.
48:12Yeah.
48:18Yeah.
48:20Yeah.
48:20Yeah.
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