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00:06you're not gonna believe what happened to me yesterday I went to get a coffee
00:09oh and there's a new girl working there and she says to me um softly are you a
00:14senior citizen I said excuse me and she goes are you a senior citizens and I
00:18said why do I look like one I got upset anyway I ended up getting a discount my
00:24senior citizens discount every evening in Australia this is what I want to say
00:30keeps going this show is surprising everyone TV reaches over 12 million of
00:34us really police that's BS but have you ever wondered what other people are
00:39watching no I feel like we're at a zoo and all the animals can talk find out what
00:45people thought about what was on in the last seven days this is the weirdest
00:53show I've ever seen in my life this week we welcomed back a returning favorite
00:58oh survivor and said hello to a new host we've got the golden god David Gennett
01:04we also said goodbye to the jungle I don't want it to end wait are we crowning
01:09Gary Gary Gary Gary and as the Winter Olympics wrapped we took a trip down memory
01:14lane cool running this is one of my favorite movies oh I'm getting all teary
01:29I lost a tooth you lost tooth oh no look at that gap he's lost a few the rating another
01:37one oh my god
01:38he's making a lot of money make sure you don't declare it huh cash only straight
01:43under the mattress on Monday night are we doing it hell at the moon brother we're
01:52back oh survivor yep survivor is back and this season it's called
02:00redemption so I think these are all previous players or am I wrong well you're half wrong
02:04only a few have been on the show before this is Harry he's he's a returning player dirty Harry
02:09do you remember dirty Harry oh and Simon is back to memory Simon is very attractive oh yep that's
02:17Simon but there's also some new survivors like Daniel pastas can't play a brutal savage game like
02:22survivor pasta yep pasta hallelujah that's the one I feel sorry for the people play against me
02:28because I got I got God I would drown myself if I had to sit next to him sorry I'm
02:34here to win
02:35now yeah Daniel you're first out hold your horses there's something else new this season too
02:39they're playing to rewrite the story of who they are oh no more JLP we've got the golden god David
02:48Gennett David was literally the best player on Survivor of all time this is Australian Survivor
02:55nah don't rate him it's been on for two seconds give the bloke a chance question is is he gonna
02:59wear a hat and is he gonna be super Jack why not both welcome to Australian Survivor oh you kind
03:07of
03:07look like him with short hair redemption yes if he cut his hair he could also look skinny and tired
03:14come on we've got a challenge to get through this reminds me of the Sydney 2000 Olympics and a beach
03:20to check out oh look at this is that's five star right there and don't forget Daniel um I've already
03:28forgotten your name again my name's Eliza Eliza I forgot her name oh Jesus Christ hey not in front of
03:34the
03:34pastor praise the Lord that's better I'm so bad with names well that problematic Daniel you're on
03:41survivor may God be with you have ever yeah because he might need help for this next challenge
03:45come on in oh he's built like a brick house he's going on you isn't he something's definitely growing
03:51Leanne you'll work together to lift three heavy wheels up and over high pole just got oh H&S written
03:58all over it you'll roll those wheels down a steep ramp into three narrow gates first tribe to land all
04:04their wheels into those gates wins immunity I'm really good at getting like trolleys in like a
04:10trolley bay from like a distance so I reckon I'd be good at this perfect what do you win the
04:15tribal
04:16idol that thing's a tribal idol what is that is a little bonsai situation that looks like a plant
04:21that you've been taking care of for six months Sarah go all right let's see if they can remember the
04:27instructions I gotta get in the slot oh stop stop I've done this before I've done this before where
04:34have you been doing this in the 1840s on your wagon baby baby it's good there it has one oh
04:45he's done
04:46this before is that the same guy mate this guy's a surgeon he really has done this before yes yes
05:02Lebron James of the wagon wheel get in there a bit raw that hurt us well this elimination might also
05:12get
05:13pretty raw reality is it's whoever was the biggest dick when you met them I signed up to play survivor
05:18I didn't sign up to get a tan on a glorious beach no I'd have to vote him off because
05:22he's annoying
05:22well Daniel wants someone else to go who's that some names that I had thrown out it was just did
05:32he
05:32just say his name he just told Jackson that Jackson's gonna get voted out oh he's so dumb sorry not
05:41Jackson the other I always say the wrong day oh what's going on we got to do something about Daniel
05:46get rid of him get rid of Daniel
05:50here we go tribal council guess what they're having for dinner tonight Kate
05:54pastor
05:57miracles do happen yeah but not for pastor Daniel because first person voted out of Australian survivor
06:05Daniel bye-bye Daniel go in peace and love with the Lord Daniel
06:12survivors good I reckon it'd be the most humiliating thing if you're the first person voted out you
06:17would 110 percent be the first person voted out what do you mean
06:30so how's all the prep going big fella with your the little one on the way I built the cot
06:35the other
06:35day how'd you go with that blew my back out
06:40Sunday night on the ABC we watched an Aussie fave with lots of
06:45yep it's mustard dogs
06:48I don't like this show why you make me watch this I don't know
06:52we'd see different things yep it's the show that turns pups and farmers into a mustering dream team
06:58ah these dogs are so cute let's see how long yoshi lasts on the couch
07:04dog that's it yep yep but for this app there's a twist what the participants will be working
07:11without their dogs what what it's mustard dogs but the dogs aren't involved what we don't want to see the
07:17people we
07:17want to see the dogs I didn't sign up for this well hang on the farmers might be exciting
07:22you reckon no
07:23I've come to the conclusion that I hate goats what he hates goats scared of cattle
07:28what scared of cattle how do you volunteer for this when you're scared of cows oh god I hate the
07:33show hold on we haven't met max the type of stock handling I think I would kind of need help
07:40with
07:40he's um yeah I guess probably um hello
07:53does he know where he is he doesn't tend to know what's going on yeah we should get the training
07:57started yeah here we go task one reading stock signals reading stock signals I wish I had that
08:04skill I'd be a rich man the handler must learn to keep a consistent distance on the livestock that guy
08:10in
08:10the red shirt he's cute to keep them in the one position you think that guy is attractive yeah
08:16he's cute well take on task one do you need my glasses for their first task the farmers will have
08:23to move livestock between two points oh this is going to be interesting yeah the first of the
08:29participants to be assessed it's going to be Ian rustling up sheep well that's a goat
08:34oh they're goats you're kidding me and it's not off to a great start oh oh one's got away
08:42righto we're down to three okay he failed that well let's see how Douglas Max does
08:48so we're actually just sitting here yes no animals go through again yeah yeah getting them through the
08:53markers is going to be difficult really this is why we got dogs to help us with mustering animals give
08:59it room come back no stop there isn't mustering hilarious it's be just outside their peripheral
09:04vision to make them nervous enough to move it's all about timing and waiting until they're in
09:08position be a creepy person at the pub like this oh get away let's try coming back the other way
09:16i don't like that beautiful when do the dogs get involved maybe they will in the second task
09:22oh there's more tasks boys oh god i feel like i'm watching the olympics that no one asked for
09:27task two recognizing the flight zone i don't know what that means no the flight zone is how close you
09:35can get to the animal before it runs away isn't this just what they did before i think that they're
09:39just making things up so do we see the dogs in this task nope oh come on where are the
09:45dogs max is
09:47having some difficulty keeping the mob together he lost one of them do you know what would probably help
09:51him a dog well rex doesn't need his dog wait this is called mustard dogs where are the dogs we
09:57haven't
09:57seen a dog yet malik are you enjoying this no no well hang on there's only one farmer left oh
10:03thank
10:04goodness control your excitement please courtney is completely out of her comfort zone oh she hates
10:10cows why is she doing this thing it's like me working in a school being scared of kids work that
10:14out she's
10:14great don't they do that in the movies before they're ramming she's petrified what's it gonna do moo you
10:19to death no no can't do it yeah but some people i.e. me don't like animals oh it's looking
10:26right at me
10:27this would be jab he looks at me like that sideways one more time i'm running out of here
10:33oh what's my dog dogs we've seen a dog hey are you kidding well enough dogs i feel like i
10:43went to the
10:44movies to see batman and i just saw robin yeah we've seen a lot of robin didn't we
10:58in sydney mia's still looking for love on the dating apps no no no no bleach hair no oh he's
11:07feeding
11:07around who gets their feet out on a dating app oh why are they so old i keep upping the
11:12ages until
11:12i find one i like on monday it was time for another dramatic episode of the drama and the drama
11:23what disaster we're gonna see tonight are we doing it this year are we in we're so in because this
11:29week
11:29two new couples join channel nine's social experiment oh intruder couple welcome to the
11:35bitchiness bring it on baby first up is former military man tyson oh hello tyson i'm joining the
11:43army being an army has shaped me a lot as a person i'm very disciplined you're not that disciplined
11:48mate you can't even get your washing done on time i want to make sure that she has the same
11:51beliefs the
11:52same values and the same morals and principles as me is he american no but he's an absolute douchebag that's
11:58a better word i wouldn't want a a woman that's white what i hate woke no he's one of them
12:04what
12:04would be a woke woman for you that you would just absolutely not be able to cope with here we
12:09go
12:09a woman with green hair what do you're out of it i haven't got green hair you moron he said
12:14great
12:15didn't he green a woman that's a complete feminist a woman that hates donald trump oh no i don't want
12:21a woman with a high body count he's lovely this black in here i'm not after a girl that has
12:26daddy issues
12:26i've got daddy issues i'm in a relationship well wait till you meet tyson's bride-to-be stephanie
12:32don't come at me with your work shit oh we're putting two anti-wokes together when you've got
12:37two right wings it's pretty hard to fly as much as people you know hate him it's taken something
12:42like trump to come in and be like but i'm putting a stop to this shit well they found the
12:46perfect match
12:47for him they've also found the perfect match for fun-loving extrovert juliet 31 year old joel oh
12:53okay i think there'll be a match yo what's up this is my real best man right here oh 31
12:59years old a
13:00bit too old joel that's a red flag brother hello beautiful mum oh my mother is my guru she's my
13:07therapist she's my spiritual guide oh he's mummy's boy i love this joel and i are very close would you
13:13like a banana red flag red flag when your mum sits there at the age of 30 something and puts
13:20bizetters on the table and makes you chicken sandwiches there's something wrong joel texts
13:25me so many times a day i have to put him on mute she wants to get rid of him
13:30honestly sometimes it's
13:31intense never trust a mummy's boy like you you are a mummy's boy and you're a disaster who is this
13:36perfectly manicured dapper suave sexy unsophisticated undomesticated who was unapologetically
13:42himself at all times with no exceptions for anyone anything anytime or any place he's a
13:46cricket umpire immediately oh dude this guy's cringe time for tyson and stephanie to tie the
13:53knot hey what there won't be a lot of welcome to country yeah um when i saw her walk down
14:01the
14:01aisle i did get some woke vibes there he's getting woke vibes the hair's blonde and she's a trumper
14:06so your woke vibes are well off you know why because you're a the person across from me today
14:11embraces work culture will have a problem why does he keep using the word wait is it's like
14:16he learnt the word work last week and he just cannot stop saying woke oh god he's like thank
14:23god i also hate people's rights but not quite as much as her hubby tyson apparently we're having five
14:28children five oh my god how can it be it's only this big oh oh no let him try and
14:36push dead the
14:37end of his penis and see how he goes five times do you want to be house husband hell no
14:42hell no
14:43you may as well ask me if i wear a skirt around the house what sis you wanted this you
14:48wanted someone
14:48that was not woke i don't want someone that's going to bring masculine energy to a relationship
14:52sorry like have i missed something what about her gives masculine i think just because she opens her
14:56mouth i want a woman that's somewhat submissive oh submissive i hate that word where do they pick
15:03these people up from cram late at night i think there's there's nothing better than like a woman
15:08that's you know willing to take a back seat to your life what oh my jesus you're gonna be shingle
15:16forever my luck well maybe things are going better for joel and juliet one thing about me is that i
15:21have an insatiable appetite not just for food but for life for love oh well that's nice and of course
15:26for
15:27my life is that a borat reference yeah oh joel all right let's just get to joel's best man speech
15:36oh i mean mum joel's best mum speech no i can't i can't he was always very close to me
15:41and to his childhood teddy oh my god and he still likes to lie on my lap and have me
15:47scratches back
15:49oh my god what's he coming here from a bad day at work and she's going it's okay come on
15:53baby
15:53come on i hope you're ready juliet run woman run i'm here to find the love of my life nope
16:00you need
16:00a run now just go now leave now oh walk out city what in god's name was that episode
16:12i thought jad was bad are you kidding me those two grooms made you look like bachelor of the year
16:31i have some colleagues that have visited us this week and we were discussing what we do after work
16:36one person suggested go down the pub have a few drinks and shit the bed what and we were like
16:42what
16:42she goes you know yarn we're like you mean shoot the breeze she was like yeah that that oh my
16:48god
16:49this week on 10 we watch the grand finale of i'm a celebrity get me out of
17:00wait are we crowning are we crowning that's right a celebrity's head is in sight and with one last
17:07push we'll find out whose it is this season has just flown i don't want it to end well neither
17:15do
17:15these two we don't want it to be over is robert erwin wearing a singlet underneath a suit how a
17:20lesbian that's giving to place that crown on your favorite celebs head how many left have we got you
17:26are the final three the final three consists of footballer slash podcaster slash influencer
17:33slash book reviewer luke he's done everything he's done everything everything everything
17:39everything he's done a lot if you'd like concetta named queen of the jungle can set up chinchilla
17:46pancetta conchetta conchetta who is concert anyway that's her or to worship king gary of the jungle
17:54you need to vote gary gary gary gary king gary is my baby the nation loves gary i'm so into
18:02gary's
18:02swim isn't he gorgeous oh my god yeah he's hot even getting older he's hot yeah we get it to
18:07celebrate
18:07tonight you dine in style and because this is the finale the celebrities will be skipping their
18:13regular diet of scorpions and pig nipples to instead be eating charcuterie what are they going
18:19to be eating an anus before they eat this or what i hope so no but gary sweet does love
18:23a salty rim
18:24oh gary's a margarita kind of guy yeah baby oh see after that long in the jungle not eating anything
18:33you're having negroni they're gonna be pissed they're gonna start hugging each other and tell
18:39each other they love them soon i love luke and gary so much i bloody love you oh i love
18:47you too
18:49no you can't look because i love you thankfully the celebrities have a night to recover from the
18:56cocktails and the next morning a surprise awaits oh it's luke's mum oh here we go here's the tea
19:03love this look at her feet dangling they don't even touch the floor
19:10he's gonna cry he's gonna cry
19:14hello he's crying oh he's crying hello mama he's a mummy's boy look he's a mummy's boy yes so what
19:23are you why are you tapping me who's nearly 40 and your mum still cuts your turn house
19:29that's a beautiful mother-son moment isn't it
19:33you farted again hey bro this is he's having a nice moment with his mum and you're ripping absolute
19:42stinkers next is a surprise for gary here we go gary's kids gary's grandkids
19:57are they gary's kids aren't they a bit isn't he a bit and they're a bit how old you reckon
20:02he is 68
20:04wow wow so he had kids at 57 then he had another one at 60. gary had a kid at
20:1060. 60. how good is this
20:16is 60. good on him good on him concetta also sees her family he had a newborn at 60. yes
20:24it's very
20:25impressive but now it's time for the big reveal who will wear the crown are we crowning either luke
20:32concetta or gary come on let's give it to gaz everyone loves gary yeah gary yeah gary 60. and
20:40uh the other two are still in it uh who is luke again i don't know and then you have
20:45concetta come
20:46on gary the winner oh here we go i'm on a celebrity get me out of here concetta's gonna win
20:53i think
20:53i reckon gary i reckon gary gary gary 60. it's concetta oh you picked it told you
21:11you are the queen of the jungle how do you feel
21:25it's just like a continuous clap just keep clapping
21:31you reckon gary would have changed his last name from sweet to bitter
21:38thank you for watching just tell me when we stop clapping
21:43how keep going a good season i'm happy with this season they're gonna wait that's gonna be hard
21:49to beat 60. surely we've got to stop clapping soon now i'm clapping the clap is contagious right
22:09don't spray if you can't see it that stinks this moutines odorless fave
22:15bullshit i can smell it it smells like a fart
22:21did you just fart yeah tuesday night on sbs we watched the first episode of a two-part doco series
22:29all about australia's greatest con man greatest con man it's you judd you finally got your own
22:35docker after all these years one of the wildest stories in australian modern history presented by
22:40mark finnell this doco tells the story of john friedrich who's john friedrich in the 80s
22:46he defrauded the banks out of nearly 300 million dollars what clever this dude john friedrich
22:53created an entire aviation and sea rescue agency oh wow it's like a movie it's the most highly
22:59trained and resourced organization of its type in australia we're the first to bring in area
23:04water bombing of fires wow sounds like a talented guy yeah so far he sounds amazing the organization
23:12just smacked of money where's the money coming from ten's political correspondent kerry o'brien had
23:18the same question how have you financed your expansion where you go like everybody else does to
23:23the bank and borrow the funds he looks like the guy from the guess who game is he bold yes
23:27oh sure
23:28he's got hair on the side yes you'd get a bear transplant wouldn't you you've got a turkey well
23:32friedrich was going to every bank in town borrowing money to pay massive work invoices those invoices did
23:39not exist basically he was lying oh fredo the fraud in 1989 john friedrich vanished he's missing this
23:48was the moment when he went on the run where'd he go spain i can be at the bahamas has
23:53anyone checked
23:54in turkey we don't get to find any more we go watch the next episode yep and on wednesday night
24:02we tuned in for ep2 where we find out how john was really getting his money how did he do
24:08it here
24:09was one of the keys to his multi-million dollar scam shipping containers and as far as the banks and
24:14everyone else was concerned he would fill that container with expensive rescue equipment we can
24:19rapidly deploy it wherever it's needed it's a very good idea the problem was all the other ones were
24:24empty i said they're empty empty empty empty empty empty yeah empty an empty container meant cash in a
24:30john friedrich controlled bank account how smart is that and how dumb are the bankers i love a little
24:36bit of a bank ripoff would be nice wouldn't it dickhead it's because of you we have all these taxes
24:41and
24:42bloody abn numbers and bullshit and bullshit um sure anyway when john went missing his face was everywhere
24:48his face was all over the television anyone who was vaguely round-faced slightly balding was being
24:56bailed up on the street you would have been arrested straight up get out including this tourist this guy
25:02he looks like it arrested nine times since early yesterday no i'm not john friedrich is it bad to say
25:10that they all look the same we had a team that was working on his identity and it turns out
25:15he was
25:16using different names as well do you recognize that person who is he holmberger fritz fritz holmberger
25:23fritz holmberger what a name sounds like a happy meal fries hamburger yeah that's faker than the first
25:30though after weeks of wild speculation they got him in a caravan park what he stole a hundred million
25:37dollars and he was in a caravan park goes to show how expensive australia is john friedrich has been
25:43arrested beside a west australian highway is it the real john though uh no it's the backpacker again
25:48are you sure that uh the man you've got is john friedrich that is the real john look at that
25:53hairline ultimately john friedrich was charged with 98 counts of fraud and deception oh look at him the
25:59cheeky bugger don't you just want to go and wipe that smirk off his face no i don't care oh
26:04so he
26:04robbed some money from the banks they have a lot of money they rob us have you seen those overdrawn
26:08fees
26:09what makes john friedrich's fraud different to most other frauds he doesn't get the money what the
26:15hell so where was the money going it simply ran the entire national safety council oh so he didn't
26:21spend it on himself or keep it this money stayed in victoria even though it's morally wrong this guy
26:26is actually helping thousands of people be rescued he may have committed the largest fraud in the
26:31country but the man himself was actually broke what a twist he should have put his money into hamburgers
26:39and while john was out on bail things took a dark turn what's happened you've now positively
26:45identified the deceased person and it is john frederick oh no oh that's awful well it's a very
26:53sad ending he takes his own life about a kilometer from his house oh that's actually quite sad so was
27:00he a good bloke or a bad bloke you cannot deny that it saved lives like is what he did
27:06actually that bad
27:07he's a con man and you're being conned you are a literal con man's dream
27:14i'm going to have to bail you out one day from something it's going to be a bloody cult 100
27:18laney warrior i've joined a cult i'm naked in the fields fantastic get in my hyonda and shut up get
27:23a grip
27:38so like my first year anniversary coming up i said to sarah let's go to a theater
27:42theater yeah or watch a play or a musical and so it's like are you okay who have you been
27:49talking
27:49to don't worry about a restaurant like let's go to a theater even the way you're saying theater doesn't
27:54sound natural like you've never said the word before this week on binge we watched a wholesome new
28:01series all about wool hosted by this guy a new generation of knitters are taking the world by storm
28:08it's tom daly famous for knitting scarves at the olympics he's so wholesome he's so cute homo
28:15yep that's him and now tom's hosting a brand new knitting competition show is knitting like you've
28:21never seen it before what is tv coming to pottery done baking done sewing done welcome to game of wool
28:30knitting knitting is having a comeback really mind-blowing challenges right here in our magical
28:36yarn bar what on earth is he wearing oh he's so fabulous welcome knitters oh look at the motley
28:43crew and judging the show i have true knitting vips i've just gone to the local nursing home
28:49and found the two women knitting i heard the judges have to change every season though your first solo
28:55challenge we'd like you to make a tank top a tank top we'd like you to make it your story
29:01defining who
29:02you are there's a lot of yarns yeah yeah shut up knitters have full creative freedom to design and
29:10knit their own story i would put a train on it as in i'm a train wreck they have just
29:1512 hours i don't
29:17think some of these contestants have 12 hours left well we better meet them quickly then first up is
29:22cruise ship singer gordon and i'm knitting like mad gordon does not look like a knitter nah he looks
29:27like a security guard yes next we meet isaac i knit primarily for myself i don't need to stick to
29:33any deadlines okay so isaac's unemployed isaac's tank top features a gaggle of geese i love geese oh
29:40that's nice roast goose is my favorite protein library worker dipty knits to unwind dipty is that a name
29:47yes you're one of the teletubbies and lastly we meet holger i'm not surprised he's a neater i'm feeling
29:53very stressed about time oh my gosh humpty dumpty i think he's had a few falls yeah amazing thank you
29:57all right first to show their masterpiece is gordon oh here he is come on hagrid gordon i really like
30:05the overall design it's a bit of a mess what he's produced oh that's shit ass brother quite an
30:10undertaking that's fashion derelict fashion can i just say it tells me a lot about you it's something
30:17hagrid would wear oh yeah it is well let's see if elsa's is any better wow it's so beautiful well
30:24i like
30:24that that's nice what's with the hole in the back i would wear it it's got a glory hole at
30:28the back oh
30:29my gosh and it's got a weird bow tie at the front yeah i'm actually gonna buy one next up
30:34isaac i like
30:36the geese really a stroke of genius really i love it i don't know like einstein was a genius the
30:41guy who
30:42put geese on a vest well that's ugly what's next dipty oh oh dipty that's cute unfortunately not oh
30:49his head doesn't fit through i was very upset that he couldn't wear it
30:53that means dipty's gone home is that the end not yet there's still one more challenge and this one's a
30:59team knit team knit oh it's warm oh god hurry up we want you to come up as a team
31:05with a fitted
31:06sofa cover a sofa cover you're not going to have very much time to do it well then shut up
31:11you have
31:1110 hours 10 hours yep and after 10 hours of knitting sewing and teamwork we don't have enough pieces to
31:20cover the sofa yet don't let dipty be in charge of the measurements the first team come up with this
31:27it's incomplete looks like lincroft threw up oh all right well what do you think of this one
31:32gross but it's better than the one let's see what the judges think it's wow but it's not oh wow
31:39oh
31:40it's wow enough all right wow wow one sofa demonstrated a better design concept and execution oh i wonder
31:48which one that is the ombre let's set the sun on that fugly couch and move on but wait someone
31:55from the fugly couch team has to go home this is a competition does someone get eliminated i'll
32:01just stand up and say i'll go the person being cast off is dibdi dibdi dibdi dibdi gordon gordon
32:10Not Gordon!
32:11I'm a great ship singer!
32:13Group hug. Come on, everyone in.
32:16Kumbaya, my lord. Kumbaya.
32:19Thank you, everyone.
32:20Now I've seen it all.
32:24Thank the Lord!
32:26Look, there'll be people that love that that knit and do all that
32:29and think it's fantastic.
32:30Yeah, but I'm not one of them.
32:48And I actually caught the train and bus to work today.
32:52Oh, OK.
32:53I was like, you've got the workers, you've got the tradies,
32:56you've got the school kids.
32:57It was a plethora of people from everywhere.
33:00Plethora, even. New experiences, new vocabulary.
33:03I was like, I should catch public transport more often.
33:05Will you?
33:06Ooh.
33:09This week...
33:10I'm a cover girl.
33:12..we watched a new, bare-all documentary series
33:14about the downfall of America's next top model.
33:17Tiffany, I'm extremely disappointed in you.
33:19Oh, Tyra Banks, here we go!
33:22You're coming here with a defeatist attitude.
33:23I don't have a bad attitude.
33:24I remember that scene!
33:27This is iconic.
33:28Just stop it!
33:29I have never in my life the odored a girl like this!
33:32I was rooting for you!
33:33We were all rooting for you!
33:34This show was the darling of the reality TV world.
33:3810,000 boroughs turned out for America's next top model.
33:41It was huge!
33:41I ate this up!
33:43Until it all came tumbling down.
33:45It can make you or break you.
33:48I think it broke a lot.
33:50Reality check.
33:51Inside America's next top model.
33:53This is the expose on top model about how toxic it was.
33:56It's like Big Fat Loser.
33:57The biggest loser.
33:59Big Fat Loser!
34:01It's time to talk about it.
34:03The good and the bad, the ugly.
34:04Are they going after Tyra or no?
34:06I haven't really said much.
34:09But now it's time.
34:10Where is she now?
34:11She's in Sydney selling ice cream.
34:13Really? She does ice cream now?
34:14Yeah, now she's Mr. Whippy.
34:16Oh yeah, you're right.
34:18I just Googled it.
34:19Fun fact that you didn't need to know but now you know.
34:20I'm going to take you to 2020.
34:23It was COVID.
34:24Everyone's inside.
34:25Binging TV.
34:27We were.
34:27We were starving for it.
34:29And started to binge top model.
34:31And it went from this thing that everybody loves to like,
34:33look how wrong this is.
34:34Gen Z not taking kindly to stuff he did in the 2000s.
34:38They could not get away with this now.
34:39Tyra Banks should have been called out years ago.
34:42America's next top model was so unhinged.
34:44She got retrospectively cancelled.
34:46What I think is important is to understand where that came from.
34:50Is this justification factor? What is this?
34:52Apology to her salvaging of my reputation.
34:55I think she's just cashing in somewhat.
34:56Tyra came up with the concept in the early 2000s.
34:59I created a show where you saw what it took to become a model.
35:05The story arc goes like this.
35:06What a great positive show.
35:08There are so many things that it takes to be a top model.
35:12And you guys are going to be put through lots of different tests.
35:16It would have been a rude shock to come on this show
35:18thinking that it was genuinely about training you up to be a model.
35:22All the girls with a Brazilian bikini wax.
35:24They're waxing the chuch on national television.
35:27God, I would not want someone to see me getting a Brazilian wax.
35:32That's just torture on TV.
35:35Oh my God, no.
35:36I need to get mine done before I go to Sydney for Mardi Gras next week.
35:39I don't know if there's enough wax for that, Tyra.
35:43Judges could be a little cruel.
35:45A little bit.
35:46Diffid fish.
35:46I like Giselle.
35:47I think she needs to tighten up.
35:49She's got a wide ass.
35:50It's kind of wide.
35:51She's cold and fat.
35:52I'm 18 years old, growing into my body.
35:55And she's like, Giselle, she's got a wide ass.
35:57This wasn't just damaging for the women on the show.
35:59It was damaging for, like, women as a whole.
36:01It was very, very intense.
36:03I'm interested to see if she owns any of this.
36:05She's talking about it.
36:07I'm going to do it again.
36:08Whoa.
36:08See, Tyra's no good.
36:10Tyra was a tyrant.
36:11And she got the green light to mentor a whole new bunch of hopefuls.
36:15Who's this girl now?
36:17Shandy Sullivan.
36:18I work at a Walgreens.
36:19Oh, that's her.
36:20The baby's going on this show.
36:22They called me at work.
36:23And they're like, so you made the cut.
36:26Imagine that, just working at Walgreens and then you're the next top model.
36:29Perfection personify.
36:30Oh, a compliment from her.
36:32Yours were some of the best photographs he's taken all year.
36:35Whoa.
36:35So they've built her up.
36:36It goes downhill from there.
36:37Did you want to win it all?
36:39I did until...
36:40Until what?
36:41Until what happened in Milan.
36:43What happened in Milan?
36:44Ciao.
36:45Ciao.
36:46Here's how you'll be getting around Milan.
36:47Now come and choose your driver.
36:49These are random Italian blokes.
36:50And then someone thought it was a good idea for the drivers to stop by the contestants' hotel.
36:57I don't think I'd eaten anything at all or had any sleep.
37:01Oh, no.
37:03I remember getting in the hot tub and I was pretty drunk at that point.
37:07Drunk and then basically kids?
37:09No one did anything to stop it.
37:10What?
37:11I was blacked out.
37:12Oh, no.
37:13All I remember is just like, I'm on top of me.
37:15Where was the film crew?
37:16And it all got filmed.
37:18What?
37:18It was awful.
37:19All of it.
37:21Oh, my God.
37:23Where's the duty of care?
37:24Tyra Banks!
37:25How dare you let this go to air?
37:28A more difficult territory is Shandy.
37:31Shandy.
37:32Okay.
37:32Oh, hang on.
37:33The sexual assault story?
37:34Can't quite remember it.
37:36You remember the story with Shandy?
37:41Um...
37:41Oh, no.
37:42Cliff Hover.
37:43How's she gonna back out of that one?
37:45Yeah, explain yourself, please.
37:46No, her moving down under would make more and more sense.
37:49She's even had to leave the entire industry and make ice cream.
38:07I was on the couch the other day with Celia watching The Incredibles.
38:10Oh, best movie.
38:11And she goes, oh, Daddy, he has really big arms.
38:14Talking about Mr. Incredible.
38:15Yes.
38:16And she turned to me and she said, you have really small arms.
38:19Got a gym membership now?
38:19Yeah, I do.
38:20Yeah.
38:21I'm gonna start doing some bicep curls.
38:22Yeah, that's tough.
38:24This week, we watched a show about a strange American thing called...
38:28Sorority rush.
38:30Sorority rush?
38:31If you're going through rush, you're gonna want to get on my radar.
38:33If you've got thrush, you're on her radar.
38:37That's a bit weird.
38:37Do all these women have thrush?
38:39I'm just like a sweaty mess.
38:41No, the phenomenon in question is called rush.
38:44What does rush mean?
38:46Great question.
38:47It's got something to do with sororities.
38:49But what's a sorority?
38:50Great question.
38:51I think it's where they live when they're at college.
38:54Rush is the process where sororities recruit new members.
38:57I live for the sorority rush week.
39:00Eh?
39:01What's that mean?
39:01Great question.
39:02What are we watching?
39:03Great question.
39:04It is a great question.
39:05It is a full phenomenon over there.
39:09But what is it?
39:09What is this, guys?
39:10What's this about?
39:11I don't know.
39:13What...
39:14Can someone explain this?
39:16Sorority.
39:16Doesn't that mean...
39:17No, that's sobriety.
39:19Anyone else?
39:20So you've got sororities, fraternities in American college systems.
39:24One's for guys, one's for girls.
39:26Rush is like the week before, almost like O week, where you put all your applications out
39:30to a sorority or a fraternity, and then rush is when they pick you.
39:34Now I get it.
39:35And the final thing you need to know is that the mums are really into it.
39:39I'm living vicariously through her.
39:41I might want it more than Emily.
39:44Oh, is this a dance mums for sorority houses?
39:47Pretty much.
39:48No, this is not a real TV show.
39:50There's some things that just happen in America that I don't understand.
39:55Hey y'all, it's Alexis, and all I've been working on is a rush.
39:59Southern girl Alexis is hoping to get into the sorority that her mum was in.
40:04Once upon a time.
40:06My family has always been active in sororities.
40:10Look how old her mum is.
40:11It's a big deal in the south.
40:13This is her mum.
40:13She looks like a great grandmother.
40:16Well, rush is difficult.
40:17It's a very hard process.
40:19Look at that house.
40:20Like they might have owned some questionable farms back in the day.
40:23I dare say that that house may have a master suite, if you know what I'm saying.
40:27I went to the University of Georgia.
40:29Her mum went through rush like pre-war.
40:32I think she was the woman that told Rosa Parks she couldn't sit on the bus.
40:37Lexi, this is Bill Iverson.
40:39The number one rush coach in America.
40:42A coach?
40:43First thing we're going to do, we don't put our hands in front of our privates.
40:48What?
40:49We don't cup the cooter, Miss Paula.
40:51Don't cup the cooter.
40:54I love that saying.
40:56I want to go over your resume.
40:58Resume?
40:59I want to look at your videos.
41:00This is like an etiquette coach for getting into the sorority.
41:05I truly think Americans are on some sort of medication.
41:08But also, we're legacies.
41:10You've got homework.
41:11Tell me.
41:12You're going to learn how to become mute for the first time in your life.
41:15I like this coach.
41:17Next, Bill heads even further south to help this girl get into her chosen sorority.
41:23Tell me what we're doing.
41:24So I'm just a regular southern girl.
41:26She's a country bumpkin girl who's, oh baby sugar honey and all this kind of stuff.
41:31This guy is literally Will Ferrell playing a role.
41:35If you're acting like you're the po-broke girl falling off the turnip truck, you're going
41:39to get treated that way.
41:40Now, don't get me wrong.
41:41I love a man with a project.
41:43However, has he been in a sorority house himself?
41:46It's a great question.
41:47It is a great question.
41:48What qualifications does Bill have?
41:50Great question.
41:51Bill knows everything about thrush.
41:53The rush?
41:53Sorry, yeah, rush.
41:55For example, this crucial step of the process.
41:58Get ready with me to make my round one rush video.
42:01I'm low-key nervous.
42:03What the hell?
42:04You need to do a get ready with me TikTok video to make it through.
42:08What?
42:08It's okay to bring that little bit of chillier girl out.
42:11That is everything wrong with the world.
42:13And the big day has finally arrived, where thousands and thousands of young women descend
42:18on the colleges.
42:19My God, how many of them are there?
42:20All of the girls, they are handed envelopes.
42:23And it will tell them which sorority they got a bid to.
42:26I thought you just have, like, you get in by just being hot.
42:28Hey, come on now.
42:29Anyway, coincidentally, both Alexis.
42:32Yep, you're hot.
42:33Through.
42:34And the southern girl.
42:35Hot.
42:36Through.
42:37Had no trouble getting into the sororities they wanted.
42:40Hooray!
42:41And college life can begin.
42:42What about the studying?
42:46America is such an odd place.
42:48Do you know how I got into my college accommodation?
42:49I filled in a form.
42:51Black following, we're just happy to get into any university.
43:07In Queensland, Nick and Milo are admiring the heroics of our Winter Olympians.
43:1210,000 condoms in three days were used in the village.
43:17Well, they are our super athletes, mate.
43:19They are doing a lot of practice.
43:20They have some good cardio.
43:21Oh, mate.
43:23For the past two weeks, Australia's had Winter Olympics fever.
43:26Of course!
43:27But since we couldn't get the rights to the footage, here's the next best thing.
43:33Cool Runnings!
43:35Yes!
43:36This is one of my favourite movies.
43:38Me too.
43:39Yeah, I loved Cool Running.
43:41Right back to my childhood.
43:43It takes me back to Nana's house.
43:45Take your marks!
43:46The story begins with young sprinter Dereese Bannock trying to qualify for Jamaica's Olympic
43:51team.
43:53Oh, to get into the Summer Olympics.
43:55Exactly.
43:56But then, disaster strikes.
43:58Wahoo!
43:59The three fastest boys all tripped over.
44:02Exactly.
44:03Remember, like, that Steve guy?
44:04Exactly.
44:05The rollerblader?
44:06Wait, what?
44:07Not the rollerblade?
44:08The...blade runner?
44:09Harrison Ford?
44:11And he was coming pretty much last, or second last, and they all fell.
44:14Steve Bradley.
44:15Oh, that'll do.
44:16Anyway, after spotting an old photo of his dad, Dereese comes up with a plan B.
44:21Who's the other man that picks you with my father?
44:23Oh, Irving Britzer, who's an Olympic bobsledder who tried to get your father to switch sports.
44:29That's how it started.
44:31Because that's basically who bobsledders are, aren't they?
44:33Failed sprinters.
44:34Wow.
44:35I think they're white sprinters.
44:36Exactly.
44:37Anyway, Dereese and his best friend Sunker then track down Blitzer in a nearby bar.
44:42Are you Mr Irving Blitzer?
44:44Well, that depends on who's asking.
44:46Oh, my God!
44:47John Candy!
44:48That's right.
44:48He is hilarious.
44:50That's right.
44:51Was hilarious.
44:52He's dead now.
44:52That's right.
44:53Anyway, after convincing Blitzer to come on board as coach...
44:57Just give me a chance.
44:58I'll give you a chance.
45:00We'll give anyone a chance, can we?
45:01Hey.
45:03Hey.
45:04The other two disqualified sprinters round out the crew.
45:07Say hello to the first Jamaican bobsled team.
45:10Aloha!
45:12That's not Jamaican.
45:13And then it's down to business.
45:15Is this the training montage?
45:16Oh, yeah.
45:18Whoa!
45:20Bang!
45:22You a dead man?
45:24Yeah, man.
45:25Then the team heads north to Canada to qualify for the games.
45:28But things don't go smoothly.
45:30They're all shocked.
45:31Well, it makes sense.
45:33The last thing in Jamaica you'd ever see would be snow.
45:37Well, thanks, man.
45:38They then get their first real bobsled.
45:40Oh, my God.
45:41It is an actual shitbox.
45:44Do you reckon they bought that off Facebook Marketplace?
45:46Have their first training run on real ice.
45:48Oh, no.
45:49It's an embarrassment to Jamaica.
45:51And get a frosty reception from their fellow competitors.
45:54You have no business here, Jamaica.
45:57Piss off.
45:58It's a bobsledding to the real man.
45:59Why are the evil people always German?
46:01A question historians have been grappling with for decades.
46:04But anyway, it's here things start to turn around.
46:07Now look in the mirror and tell me what you see.
46:09Here we go.
46:10Love this hype session.
46:12I see pride.
46:13I see power.
46:14I see a badass mother.
46:16Who don't take no crap out of nobody.
46:18Who's ready?
46:18Again.
46:19I see pride.
46:20I see power.
46:21I see a badass mother.
46:23Don't take no crap out of nobody.
46:25What's right?
46:26I'm about to kick off.
46:28Yes.
46:30Wuss.
46:31Classic 90s fight move.
46:33Here comes Sankar.
46:35But now they're a team because they're sticking up for each other.
46:38Yes, nothing unites the boys like a few beers and a punch-on.
46:43Don't condone the glassing.
46:45Yeah, don't glass people.
46:46And they take the new team spirit onto the qualifying track,
46:49where this happens.
46:50Is it under 60?
46:52They qualified. They're in.
46:54I hope they've got plenty of condoms.
46:56And they carry that momentum into the main event.
46:59Jamaica, we have a Bobstead team.
47:01We've got the wonderies and the one junior.
47:04You sunk the fastest of the fastest of Jamaican sprinters.
47:07Go to Canada, race for Jamaica.
47:09How do you know all the words?
47:11Because my party trick.
47:12And after an early heat that defies the odds,
47:15rockets them up the leaderboard.
47:16They're now in eighth.
47:17Well, that's not bad.
47:18They enter their final run, dreaming of a medal.
47:21So this is it. We could see history in the making.
47:25Paul, do you reckon they're going to do it?
47:26I reckon they'll get top five.
47:28I hope they get top three.
47:29Feel the rhythm.
47:30Feel the rhyme.
47:32Get on up.
47:32It's bobsled time.
47:35Legs!
47:36I know.
47:37Every word of this movie.
47:40Look how fast they are.
47:42Uh-oh.
47:44The Jamaicans are flying through the birds.
47:46Something kind of loose there?
47:48Oh!
47:49No!
47:49Oh!
47:51Oh!
47:53Oh!
47:53Oh!
47:55You're grating ice with your head.
47:58Oh!
47:58That's why they wear those helmets.
48:00Maurice, you dead yet, man?
48:02No, man.
48:03I'm not dead.
48:05I have to finish the race.
48:07Finish the race, fellas.
48:09Yeah!
48:11Oh!
48:11The boys are up.
48:12Oh!
48:13Goosebumps.
48:14Is this not like just a heroic moment?
48:17They walk the sled across the finish line.
48:20Oh, I'm getting all teary.
48:22I thought they won the gold.
48:24No, they didn't.
48:28He still makes me choke up.
48:29I'm gonna cry.
48:30Is this the ending?
48:32Yes!
48:32Yes!
48:33You are kidding!
48:36What an absolute classic.
48:39They don't make movies like this anymore.
48:40No, they don't.
48:41It's about how you play the game whole, not whether you win.
48:44But if things are based on true stories, just change it.
48:54No, they are.
48:55No, they're not.
48:56If you like to see that...
48:56No, they're making no sense.
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