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00:06I've got to charge my phone. It's nearly dead.
00:08Did you plug it in at night time?
00:10No, I couldn't be bothered.
00:11I was trying to find the cord in the dark and I thought, oh, who cares?
00:14It's like other things you try to find in the dark, then you say, who cares?
00:17No, they're too small to find, Keith.
00:21Every evening in Australia...
00:23Oh, it's back!
00:24Oh, what's this show called again?
00:26Would not have a clue.
00:27TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:30Suck les bleus!
00:31That's gross, baby.
00:32But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:34Yes!
00:35Let's do this. This is great.
00:37Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:42That's awesome.
00:43Okay, I'm into this.
00:45What a stupid concept. I'm so excited.
00:47This week, we met some brand new housewives.
00:50We're in London town.
00:52Is that an Aussie accent?
00:54Went off grid with Colin and Manu.
00:56Oh!
00:57Manu has his touchy owl!
01:00And watched a doco on the case that got the whole world talking.
01:04Are we doing the mushroom killer case?
01:05I can't look at mushrooms the same way anymore.
01:08I don't think I've ever had beef Wellington and after this, I don't think I'm ever gonna.
01:12Well, you don't like mushrooms, so you wouldn't eat it anyway.
01:21In Melbourne, Holly Dalton's been painting.
01:24I love it. I really love it.
01:26But...
01:26Nothing on the bar.
01:27Where should we keep it?
01:28She can keep it in a room.
01:30I don't know.
01:31On Monday, we checked in with...
01:35Oh, it's a pretty good race.
01:37That's the one.
01:38And still racing are...
01:41Feb and Lenny are doing very well.
01:42Feb's in it. I don't want Feb to win.
01:44Ex-Carlin player.
01:45Come on, Feb.
01:47Mindy and who?
01:48That's Michael Klim's ex-wife and his daughter.
01:50Oh, yeah.
01:51Asia and Scott.
01:52She's from below deck, isn't she?
01:54I like them two. They're good.
01:55What country are they in?
01:56Our eight remaining celebrity teams touch down in sunny Sri Lanka.
02:00Welcome to Sri Lanka!
02:03Are you born?
02:04We've been there, Kate.
02:05Yes, that was our first trip together.
02:07Oh, we're staying in Asia because Asia's cheap.
02:09Where's Feb?
02:10I'm actually getting a bit stressed.
02:12I'm a bit nervous about today.
02:13What's happened? Hang on.
02:14My daughter is very sick.
02:16Oh, his daughter's sick.
02:17She's probably got food poisoning, buddy.
02:19If you shut up, we'll be able to hear it.
02:21She's achy. She's got fever.
02:22He's doing it solo.
02:24Oh, she's going down with the gastro.
02:26She ate at a Sri Lankan restaurant.
02:27Teams are travelling by taxi to the coastal fishing village of Nagombo.
02:31Nagombo!
02:32That's where you got really sick.
02:34Yes!
02:34We're in the main street of Nagombo.
02:36Yes!
02:36Eating the biggest seafood cocktail.
02:39And an elephant just walked past, started smelling it.
02:41Kate grabs the prawn, eats it.
02:44Within 15 minutes, Kate was on the floor with the worst food poisoning of all time.
02:49Back to the race.
02:50Here in Nagombo, fishing's been a way of life for centuries.
02:53Now, the only bullshit factor about that, there was no elephant.
02:57There was so an elephant.
02:58For this challenge...
02:59Our celebs must choose between wet or dry.
03:02There was no elephant.
03:03There was an elephant.
03:04You on the ground.
03:05Enough.
03:06Let's hear the challenge rules.
03:07Teams who choose wet must gut four baskets of fish.
03:10That's easy!
03:11Dude, you can knock that in three minutes.
03:13Seriously, how would I make up a story about an elephant?
03:15Um, challenge.
03:16Oh no!
03:18It just squirted in my mouth.
03:21That's it.
03:21She's dead.
03:22Three days time, she's dead.
03:23I've heard this story 50 million times, never been an elephant.
03:26Always been an elephant!
03:27Okay, we're done.
03:28There's a challenge happening.
03:29Teams tackling dry must take four barrels of fish, soaking in brine and lay them out to dry.
03:35Oh my gosh, I love the dry fish curry.
03:38Nah, give me a wet fish any time.
03:40There'll be an elephant at the main street of Nagumbo.
03:42Nothing churrer.
03:43Oh, I give up.
03:44Here's Fev.
03:44That bloody stinks.
03:46It's not fair on Fev.
03:47He should only have to do two baskets.
03:49Oh, Jesus Christ!
03:50Oh, he's got picked up by himself too!
03:5538 degrees.
03:56Could you imagine the smell?
03:58It's all a part of the fun!
03:59It's beautiful.
04:00It's summer all year round.
04:01We finally make it to the detour.
04:04Well, he's the Clims.
04:05We are last.
04:07Oh, look at Fev.
04:08He's by himself.
04:09Stop whinging.
04:10I underestimated how hard the challenge was going to be.
04:12He doesn't look well.
04:13Could the sweat in his cap.
04:14Oh, sweaty fish.
04:15Sweaty humans.
04:17Not good.
04:17Maybe one of them will help you.
04:19Jack, we'll give you a hand.
04:19We'll come help.
04:20They're going to help Fev.
04:21Rob Mills!
04:22They're amazing people.
04:23That's the Aussie way.
04:24This is crazy.
04:25No, this is amazing.
04:29Don't put your hands on me.
04:30This is my bloody wedding shirt.
04:3342 degrees, holy moly.
04:36And they don't even have air-cons.
04:39They're outside.
04:40Can I just take a minute?
04:42I feel really dizzy.
04:43Oh, no.
04:43Heat stroke.
04:44She's got heat stroke.
04:45I've never seen such a soft bunch.
04:47Hey, hun.
04:48What's going on?
04:49It would be unescapably 42 degrees everywhere.
04:51Yeah, she's underneath a tarp.
04:53Come on in.
04:56Dude, at this point you're just going to have to cut her loose.
04:58Yeah!
04:59Do her for Volo and just go solo.
05:01Where's Fev?
05:02Yeah!
05:03Oh, he's in second place now.
05:04What a comeback.
05:05He's going to realise he's actually doing better without his daughter.
05:08Leave her behind for the next leg too.
05:10Oh!
05:12Welcome to Artini Beach.
05:14Oh, Bo's in his little Hawaiian shirt.
05:16Asha and Scott, you are the first team to check in.
05:18A couple of buttons down on Bo Ryan too, isn't he?
05:21They call that beach time Bo.
05:23Bo with the boobs out.
05:24Where's Fev?
05:25Here he is.
05:27Come on, Febby.
05:28Second, second.
05:29Brendan Favola, you are the second team to check in.
05:32Great effort.
05:33Oh, I'm so happy for him.
05:35I just want to give him a hug.
05:36Today was tough, Bo.
05:38You must be knackered.
05:40I reckon I've got a decision to make, Bo.
05:41I don't reckon you're going to like it.
05:43Oh, no.
05:43Don't pull out.
05:44I reckon I'm going to have to check out.
05:47Go home with my kid.
05:48What?
05:48He's coming second.
05:49Dude, his daughter is going to be so pissed off.
05:52He's going to be like,
05:53Dad, what do you mean?
05:53You're coming second.
05:54I'm actually feeling quite good.
05:55Let's go.
05:57Bro.
05:57I can't.
05:58I can't do that call, man.
06:00I can't do it without you.
06:01It's all good, Bo.
06:01I got you.
06:03Because Fev pulled out,
06:04that means the Clims are still in it.
06:05Well, let's find out.
06:07Oh, they're still in the van.
06:09Hello.
06:10What else?
06:11Close the door, Bo.
06:12Bo, close the door!
06:13You're letting the hot air in.
06:14After speaking to our medic,
06:15the professional advice is your journey here ends.
06:18Being medically pulled out.
06:19There's going to be no one left.
06:21It's Last Man Standing,
06:22the show's going to be cool.
06:24Sri Lanka, off the list of places to visit.
06:27Take it off.
06:28Are you born?
06:29Oh, Matt, we didn't see an elephant.
06:32Mmm.
06:32Yeah.
06:33Funny about that.
06:34You've got an elephant inside.
06:46I pick my car up tomorrow.
06:48Oh.
06:48Which means I have to cancel my drinking plans tomorrow afternoon.
06:51So what I'm hearing is that we've got a designated driver.
06:54In general.
06:55That's not me.
06:55That's not me.
06:58This week, we rolled out the red carpet for the premiere of...
07:02The Real Housewives of...
07:04London!
07:06London is the capital of the world.
07:09We're in London town.
07:10London is just so pretty.
07:12So pretty.
07:13It's the city where dreams come true.
07:15Where the streets are paved with gold.
07:17We're talking about uber rich people here.
07:20London rich.
07:21It's definitely a class and an elegance to the British person.
07:24Listen, darling.
07:26We're just like all the other housewives except for we're a little bit fancy.
07:30So let's meet them.
07:32Amanda.
07:33I'm Amanda Caroline.
07:35Amanda.
07:35You sound like you're from London.
07:37Oh, lovely.
07:38No cost of living crisis here.
07:40What the?
07:40Tell that to the poor people, love.
07:42Have a lovely day.
07:44You stupid idiot.
07:46Let's meet another housewife.
07:48Panthea.
07:49I'm Panthea Parker.
07:50I met the love of my life, Ed.
07:52The love of your life, who's about 140.
07:55Morning, darling.
07:56He ticked every single box there was to tick.
07:59The most important one is that he had money.
08:01Speaking of money, let's see how housewife Juliet got her fortune.
08:05My husband's Anthony.
08:07Whoa!
08:07Why are their husbands always so old?
08:09Because they're gold diggers, bro.
08:11Let's be really honest about this.
08:13Is that an Aussie accent?
08:14Clearly.
08:14She's from Australia.
08:16I'm from a little Jillaroo town.
08:19Mareeba.
08:20Queenslander.
08:20There you go.
08:21Mareeba is like this beautiful little place in the middle of the rainforest.
08:24And then I thought, you know what?
08:26This is shit.
08:26So I went and found a rich old man and I married him.
08:29Correct.
08:30And now she can afford to go horseback riding with her best friend Amanda.
08:34Just divine.
08:35Alright, so Amanda and Juliet are going for a trot and hide par.
08:37Why?
08:38So Amanda can invite Juliet to a party at her house, of course.
08:42Wowee.
08:42That's the invitation just to come to the party.
08:44A box full of flowers.
08:46As if you wouldn't just send a text message.
08:48Who have you invited?
08:49I've invited everyone that actually hates each other.
08:51I'm okay with that.
08:52Which is great, because Panthea hates Juliet.
08:55I just want to tell you a story.
08:56Okay, we've got some juicy goss.
08:58Juliet and I had a mutual friend who was a dentist.
09:01Okay.
09:02This dentist one day calls me with chatting and I said,
09:04tell my silly son that his brace has been broken.
09:06Can you hurry up and fix it?
09:08Right.
09:08He goes in there.
09:09She didn't have the glue.
09:10That is an atrocity.
09:12Oh, then she looked at my mouth and went, let me see.
09:14Oh yeah, you need six, seven fillings.
09:16What?
09:16What was that?
09:17Whoa, whoa, whoa, we missed something.
09:18Is anyone confused here by this story?
09:20Yeah.
09:21So Panthea is angry at Juliet because Juliet's friend was a dentist
09:24and Panthea sent her son to the dentist because he needed to get some glue on his braces
09:27but ended up getting fillings for his bonky teeth.
09:29Right.
09:30Okay, got it, got it.
09:30So she's complaining that the dentist fixed the son's teeth?
09:34Yes.
09:35But isn't that why you go to a dentist?
09:36That's why you go to a dentist.
09:37You've got to just have it out with her.
09:39Yeah.
09:39Oh my God!
09:40Oh my God!
09:41So Juliet and Panthea are going to kick off at Amanda's party.
09:44Yes.
09:44We don't need that.
09:45Or do we need that?
09:46Of course we do.
09:47And Juliet's heading to the party.
09:50What is with the 50 balloons?
09:52Is this a fifth birthday party?
09:54Oh!
09:55Where do you put the balloons now?
09:57Oh my God!
09:58No one wants your pink balloons.
10:00Come on, bring on the biffo!
10:02Okay, well let's get Juliet and Panthea in the same room.
10:05Hello beautiful.
10:06Hello darling.
10:08Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
10:10Wait.
10:11Once they bring up the cavities, shit's going to go down.
10:14Look at the people that are real.
10:15Oh, here we go!
10:16Here we go!
10:17Ding, ding, ding!
10:18I did love this one, whether she, you know...
10:20I love you still.
10:20Shut the f*** up.
10:22Oh, oh, oh, wow.
10:23We've started straight away.
10:24Why?
10:24She hasn't even got a canapé yet.
10:26The truth is Juliet, everybody knows you borrow your clothes.
10:29What?
10:30What?
10:30Wait, I'm confused.
10:32You've never borrowed any of my clothes.
10:33Shut up!
10:33You don't borrow your clothes.
10:34Sorry, how did this start us?
10:35The bunk dentist, she borrows clothes and that's the issue.
10:38That's such a valid question.
10:39I do not borrow clothes.
10:41I've never borrowed clothes.
10:41I wear my own clothes.
10:43These are my clothes.
10:44I didn't even know you could borrow clothes.
10:45It's a thing.
10:46Oh my God.
10:47I care less about this than I did at the dentist.
10:49And let me tell you another thing.
10:50Well, yeah, my God.
10:51There it is.
10:52To that stupid dentist.
10:53We're on to the dentist.
10:54What happened with the dentist?
10:55There you go.
10:56Let me tell you.
10:57My son goes to this dentist.
10:59Who's Juliet's friend.
11:00She said I need seven fillings.
11:02After this, she took the dentist's side.
11:04Who cares?
11:06Why did you take her side?
11:07You were my friend.
11:07Maybe because you're being a bit crazy.
11:09I want you to be honest.
11:10I want you to be honest.
11:10I want you to be honest.
11:11Anyone for any more caviar?
11:13Holy shit, I'm out of here.
11:15And I'm sorry we lost all patches.
11:17God, talking about teeth.
11:18If it's someone's portrait.
11:20Sorry.
11:20I'm going to let you down.
11:21You are boring me.
11:23Panthea is the party pooper.
11:24It's just put me in such a bad mood.
11:26Oh my god.
11:27You started it.
11:28I have to get out of here.
11:29So she just went, dropped the bomb and then left.
11:31That's like she walked into an elevator, farted and got out on the next floor.
11:35I'm going to look like the lunatic.
11:36Correct.
11:37Because I lost it.
11:38All over a bit of dental hygiene.
11:39This is why I just don't go to the dentist anymore.
11:42Eh.
11:43Crazy.
11:44That was wonderful.
11:45I love Real Housewives and that did not disappoint.
11:58I got my senior citizen's card.
12:00I did ya.
12:01But you know what the problem is?
12:02What?
12:04That wherever I go they're not going to believe me that it's my senior citizen's card.
12:07Why not?
12:08Because I don't look my age.
12:11Well you may.
12:13Could you please state your full name and address for me?
12:16Erin Trudy Patterson, 84 Gibson Street, Lee and Gather.
12:19Lee and Gather.
12:20Why does it sound so familiar?
12:22Alright.
12:23Mushroom lady.
12:24Are we doing the mushroom killer case?
12:26Yep, we sure are.
12:27Can you believe that they're doing a doco about a week after she was sentenced?
12:31How fast is that?
12:32Yep, it's pretty fast.
12:34And this week Stan was first to tell the story of the case that got the whole world talking.
12:39Oh, not this mushroom crap again.
12:41Dude, you're talking to someone who knows nothing about this case.
12:44Wait, what?
12:45For real?
12:46You've never heard about this.
12:47Oh my God.
12:49The biggest talked about bloody thing in Australia at the moment.
12:52Yeah.
12:53She served poisoned mushrooms in a dinner and killed a few people on purpose
12:58and was found guilty and sentenced to life in jail.
13:03Death cap murders.
13:05I can't look at mushrooms the same way anymore.
13:08I've not eaten mushrooms since this has been unfolding.
13:10I can't even play Super Mario at the moment.
13:14Poisonous mushrooms have killed three people
13:16and tonight a man is in hospital fighting for life.
13:19She killed them with mushrooms.
13:21Yes!
13:21In a beef wellington.
13:23Oh, they cooked the mushrooms.
13:25Yes!
13:25Everyone just thinks about Erin Patterson, the murderer.
13:28They don't think about the poor people that died.
13:30The tale begins with Erin Patterson hosting a lunch for her ex-husband's family.
13:35This is a special lunch.
13:36This is not just mushrooms on toast.
13:38Is that a beef wellington?
13:39Yes.
13:40I want to know why she chose beef wellington.
13:43You're going too deep into the food.
13:45You know, it's Miss Marple stuff.
13:46Imagine beef wellington being your last meal though.
13:49Oh, poor things.
13:49I don't think I've ever had beef wellington
13:51and after this I don't think I'm ever gonna.
13:53Well, you don't like mushrooms so you wouldn't eat it anyway.
13:55When her guests fall ill, suspicion turns to Patterson.
13:59She hasn't presented with any symptoms.
14:01Why is it she sick?
14:02How does everybody else get ill?
14:04Except for her.
14:05You.
14:05You could have at least poisoned yourself a little bit.
14:07What authorities suspected that killed all three of them was deathcap mushrooms.
14:13Half a deathcap will kill an adult.
14:15It is the most poisonous mushroom known.
14:17So these mushrooms are like quite common where they live.
14:20Yeah.
14:20Everybody down there knows about deathcap mushrooms.
14:24Every single kid is taught at school.
14:26If you live in this area, you never touch the mushrooms.
14:29By now, the mushroom case was big news and it got bigger when Patterson broke her silence.
14:35Erin, can you tell us what happened on Saturday?
14:38What happened on Saturday was devastating.
14:41Oh, she wants to talk now.
14:42Don't say anything.
14:43But when she started talking to media, that's when they started going, oh, there's something
14:48not quite.
14:48It's what I felt.
14:51Is she really crying?
14:52I'm trying to say, where's the tear?
14:53Why is she acting so odd?
14:55Like, is it the trauma of what's going on?
14:57Or is she trying to hide something?
14:59Gail is the mum that I didn't have.
15:02This sounds fake.
15:03This is like me when I'm trying to force myself to cry.
15:05I'm devastated.
15:07I love them.
15:08She's dry as a bone.
15:09Even her mouth is dry.
15:10She's like, think about dead dogs.
15:12Think about dead dogs.
15:12Make me cry.
15:13Dead dogs.
15:14Someone give her an Oscar.
15:16I just can't believe it.
15:17Mate, she couldn't play herself in a biopic.
15:20Where did they come from, Erin?
15:21She said, now that map annoys me.
15:23Put the map right before you go in.
15:24Put the map right before you go in.
15:26Shut the door.
15:26And the story went global.
15:28There was all this content online, on TikTok, on Instagram.
15:32Everyone wanted a bar of it.
15:34Everyone everywhere knew about this.
15:36I don't think anything's been bigger since a dingo got my baby.
15:39The police then questioned Patterson about some incriminating evidence.
15:43An instruction manual for a sunbeam, food layer, electronic dehydrator.
15:48They found an instruction manual for a dehydrator.
15:51But no dehydrator?
15:52Do you know anything about a dehydrator in your house or what?
15:55Nah, nah, nah, nah.
15:57No one just keeps a manual for a dehydrator.
15:59Lie, lie, a pants of fire.
16:00You took it to the tip.
16:01Yes, police have come to the tip looking for a dehydrator that had been dumped a few days earlier.
16:08They found the old dehydrator that she used and they worked out that there was like poison residue.
16:14How did they find that?
16:16How is she dumb enough to take it to the tip?
16:18You live in the bush, go and dig a hole for it.
16:21We don't hear anything for months and all of a sudden we get a tip off.
16:26They're writing F.
16:28Erin's is sitting inside this house waiting while officers just search the entire property.
16:33Oh, what do they find?
16:35What do they find?
16:36Finally, after nightfall, we get the email.
16:40Erin Patterson, who's been interviewed for hours, has just been charged.
16:44Oh.
16:45Wow.
16:46They got it.
16:47Three counts of murder, one count of attempted murder, but crucially and perhaps more significantly,
16:53four counts of attempted murder for trying to kill her husband, Simon Patterson, over a number of years.
17:00What?
17:02She's got form.
17:04Are you kidding me?
17:06Parts two and three coming soon.
17:08I just can't wait for part two.
17:10I'm just so glad I didn't follow any of this in the media so now I get to watch it
17:14now.
17:17So we definitely have to click into the next one and watch.
17:19We'll be watching the next two.
17:20Oh, 100%.
17:21How interesting was that?
17:23I'll cook you some dinner.
17:25No, thank you.
17:43I'm 35, I wear quarter zips now.
17:46I need to look like I can play golf at any moment.
17:49This week on Hey You.
17:51Our desire for beauty has gotten out of hand.
17:55Oh!
17:56Because of the weight of my boobs.
17:58Oh my God!
18:00But the biggest movement in plastic surgery now is actually reversing it.
18:04Reversing plastic surgery.
18:06Yeah, everyone's taking their bums out.
18:09Plastic Surgery Rewind.
18:11Botch Presents.
18:13Yeah, it's a spin-off.
18:14Hey babies, it's Michelle Visage.
18:16Michelle Visage from RuPaul's Drag Race.
18:19We created the Rewind Retreat.
18:21Rewind Retreat.
18:22Where for the next two weeks, the surgery obsessed.
18:26We'll be checking in to discover if they're really ready to let go of the butts, the boobs and the
18:32lips.
18:32It's like a Love Island villa type botched.
18:36Yeah, kinda.
18:37But these guests are celebrities.
18:39When I was growing up, I was like the ugly dog.
18:42Larissa Lima.
18:43Oh, she's from 90 Day Fiance.
18:45Kill that ugly dog, kill me.
18:47Kill the ugly dog.
18:48She's a fantastic younger.
18:49I think I went too far.
18:51You reckon?
18:52She'd sleep on her stomach and be levitating.
18:54Yeah.
18:56Here we go, who's next?
18:58Growing up, everybody just picked on me.
19:01TV host and influencer.
19:02Who's he influencing?
19:03I'm gonna introduce him to a t-shirt.
19:05After all of the heat.
19:07Is that hair fake?
19:08I think everything's fake.
19:09I changed my whole look.
19:11He used to look like that.
19:13Oh my God, he was cute.
19:14He went from Conor McGregor to Dame Edna.
19:18Real housewives, now we're talking.
19:20I've dabbled with under eye filler.
19:23There's nothing wrong with picking up the needle every now and then.
19:25It's making me look older.
19:27Agreed.
19:27Why can't people just be happy with what God gave them?
19:31I don't feel like my mom and I.
19:32Is that her mum?
19:34Yeah.
19:34What?
19:35I feel like that's bad parenting.
19:36You are all here because you are considering rewinding a cosmetic procedure.
19:41Has he got the doctors on botched that we've loved and admired for 20 years?
19:44Please welcome Dr. Terry.
19:45Dr. Terry!
19:47And Dr. Spirit.
19:48Wait, where's Dr. Nassif?
19:49Dr. Nassif doesn't accept returns and refunds.
19:52He's Lebanese.
19:53He just wants the money up front.
19:54Plastic surgery.
19:56Don't come back.
19:56Okay.
19:57Let's find out what the guests want to rewind.
19:59Alan.
20:00I would like to get rid of the BBL.
20:02What's BBL?
20:03Brazilian butt lift.
20:04That's all they look at.
20:05Love.
20:06That's not what they're looking at.
20:07The first thing they're going to see is all that.
20:10I feel as if my face has not worked anything if they're looking at my behind.
20:14Dude, this is fake anyway.
20:16Larissa, why are you here?
20:17I'm here because I have big titties.
20:19It's 1,500 each.
20:22Oh my gosh.
20:23That's three kilos.
20:24Does her back not hurt?
20:25And Kim, why are you here?
20:27I had some major neck surgery last year and created this pretty big scar.
20:30Her neck looks fine.
20:32Where's my neck?
20:33Have I got wrinkles?
20:34Yeah.
20:35When are we going to see them slice and dice?
20:36Not just yet.
20:37It's time for...
20:38Paper dolls challenge.
20:39What's the challenge got to do with anything?
20:42Never mind that.
20:42On a cardboard cutout, they need to create their dream body.
20:46Oh my God.
20:46What is this?
20:47Pin the tail on a donkey?
20:48For the parts that you're thinking of rewinding, you'll have three options.
20:52Do you want to make it bigger, smaller, all the same?
20:55Yep.
20:55That's it.
20:56Let's go.
20:56This is going to be the whole mental game, making sure they want to do what they want
21:00to do.
21:01And Brielle is struggling with her cheeks.
21:03I could not figure out which one was overfilled or underfilled.
21:08That's concerning.
21:09Feel of blondness is definitely a thing.
21:11Kim's got a handful of necks.
21:13They all look exactly the same.
21:14Y'all leave it as it is, total neck.
21:17Larissa, I noticed that you chose larger breasts.
21:21Larger?
21:22Could it be that you've been so obsessed with achieving this body shape that you're not
21:26able to recognize yourself with more normal proportions?
21:29This is a problem, right?
21:30People get it and then it becomes an addiction.
21:32You just want more, more, more, more, that you don't even notice how ridiculous you
21:35look.
21:36Kim.
21:37You actually chose a more wrinkled neck.
21:40You look better than that.
21:43These guys got no idea.
21:45These people need therapy, not puzzle making.
21:47What's Dr. Tez doing?
21:48Here he is.
21:50Brielle.
21:51Hi.
21:51Oh, they have to go to self-reflection room.
21:53Oh, they're walking into the David Jones change rooms.
21:56Uh-oh.
21:56Your neck, to me, looks pretty good.
21:59Well, what about, look at this, when you go like this and you like squeeze it back.
22:02What is she lifting?
22:03There's nothing to lift.
22:05She just needs a bulldog clip.
22:06Also, she's not 21.
22:08This is a part of aging.
22:09You started with filler.
22:10Yeah.
22:11So what age were you?
22:11I had just turned 18 when I first got my lips done.
22:16An 18-year-old does not need filler.
22:19Dissolver can sometimes dissolve not only the filler you had put in, but your own natural hyaluronic acid.
22:26It can?
22:26It can.
22:26If you got too much filler and you got it dissolved, a result could be you look much older.
22:31Let me show you.
22:32I mean, you can see this facial deflation.
22:34Everything's dropping.
22:35This is the advice they needed from the start.
22:38I look like 65 years old.
22:39I might put the needle down now.
22:42If they actually do rewind the plastic surgery, then the concept of this show is great.
22:46I just worry that they've done the complete opposite.
22:48And this show is a big fat waste of time.
23:00So, dude, I went last weekend down to New South Wales, finally ventured out of the state.
23:05Yep.
23:06The taps are backwards in New South Wales.
23:08They put the hot on the opposite side.
23:11Yeah.
23:12That's silly.
23:12I know, dude.
23:14That's why I'm staying in Queensland, man.
23:15It's weird down there.
23:18This week on Disney Plus...
23:20All life began.
23:22Stop it.
23:23It's happening.
23:23In the deep blue sea.
23:25The man with the golden voice.
23:27The voice of nature.
23:29Yep, everyone's favourite was back.
23:32David Attenborough.
23:34David Attenborough.
23:34Yeah, baby.
23:35Ocean with David Attenborough.
23:39Here we go.
23:40Let's listen to him.
23:41After living for nearly a hundred years on this planet...
23:44He's nearly a hundred.
23:45He's 99.
23:47Can we get him indoors?
23:48Why is he outside in the cold?
23:49In my lifetime, our ability to see the ocean has been transformed.
23:55He would have seen some things in his time.
23:57And what a journey it has been.
23:5999 and he's still working.
24:01So that means you will have to work till you're what?
24:04Probably the day you die.
24:05Cool.
24:06I now understand.
24:08As I approach the end of my life.
24:09Shit, have a break mate.
24:11Enjoy life.
24:11No.
24:12Let the man retire.
24:14He hasn't got enough super.
24:15The most important place on earth is not on land.
24:18Are we talking oceans here?
24:20This show's called Ocean.
24:21Oh, is it?
24:22This is gonna be so good.
24:24Now we are making discoveries that completely change our understanding.
24:29Do not dare do an episode about starfish and kelp.
24:32This is giant kelp.
24:34Oh, we are doing kelp.
24:36We've discovered a high-rise community.
24:39Like, he's gonna die soon.
24:40We don't need an episode about seaweed.
24:42We're wasting your life.
24:44The forest needs its many residents to survive.
24:48It's a balance, isn't it?
24:49You can't take anything out of the circle of life.
24:53It's there for a reason.
24:54Everything and everyone that relies on this community could be in trouble.
24:59I get so stressed when he starts talking to us like this.
25:01Like, I need to apologise.
25:02We must first open our eyes to what is happening below the waves.
25:07Here we go.
25:08Hold your breath.
25:09No, what have we done?
25:10Few of us imagine this.
25:12What's that?
25:13That doesn't look right.
25:16Whoa!
25:18Whoa!
25:19It's a net!
25:20A modern industrial bottom trawler scours the ocean floor.
25:25Oh my gosh!
25:26It's the most wasteful way to fish.
25:28I don't think they're fishing.
25:30Yeah, they're catching everything.
25:31Forcing anything it disturbs into the net behind.
25:35Quick fishies, quick!
25:36They're like literally running for their lives.
25:39Over three quarters of a taller's catch may be thrown away.
25:44That's unbelievable, isn't it?
25:45Who's responsible for this?
25:47Humans!
25:48Like, what is wrong with us?
25:50Ancient seagulls meadows, powered into silt.
25:54That is awful.
25:55Humans really stuck this up, hey?
25:57I don't know though.
25:58The ocean's been there since the start of time.
26:00I know, but man is wrecking it.
26:02No, it's going to be there till the end.
26:04Oh, alright.
26:05If you know more than David Attenborough.
26:08We have drained the life from our ocean.
26:10Geez, he's fed up, isn't he?
26:12That's his fed up face.
26:13That I would find it hard not to lose hope.
26:15David Attenborough has lost hope.
26:17Oh Christ, have he's lost hope?
26:19Were it not for the most remarkable discovery?
26:22Oh, he's given us some life.
26:23The ocean can recover faster than we had ever thought possible.
26:28Thank goodness.
26:29Praise the Lord.
26:30This area was fished intensively with nets and traps.
26:35Please tell me it's a reserve now.
26:36The decision was made, it would be a marine reserve.
26:40There we go.
26:42More of this please.
26:43Whee hee, whee hee.
26:46In just five years, the forests were once again flourishing.
26:50Five years.
26:51So we could bring life back to our oceans in just a few short years.
26:56A thriving, bustling neighbourhood.
26:58Well, I worry David doesn't have five years to see the ocean rebuild itself.
27:01Safe from fishing, the animals had time to grow big.
27:06Oh my God, what's that?
27:07A stingray.
27:08Looks like it's got fur on it.
27:10Maybe it's a Greek stingray.
27:11And the larger a female spiny lobster can grow.
27:15The better it tastes.
27:16A bit of butter.
27:17Mwah.
27:18They're also delicious with garlic.
27:20Oh my God, am I the problem?
27:21Yet even here, there is still hope.
27:24Have you ever had lobster?
27:25Yes.
27:26Nice?
27:26Yes.
27:27No, I might eat it.
27:28That's because you don't eat anything, Keith.
27:30I do.
27:31No, sausages.
27:33Potatoes.
27:34If we save the sea, we save our world.
27:39Yeah, well said, David.
27:41We are now one documentary closer to the last Attenborough documentary.
27:45Who is going to take over from David Attenborough?
27:48I'm sure that nothing is more important.
27:51What if I told you there was a solution?
27:53You?
27:54Yeah.
27:54Alright, let's do it.
27:55Okay.
27:57As you can see, there's some sick looking reef here.
28:00It's like mad colours, like neons, like when you're driving through the cross.
28:03Look at that octopus, that's pretty hectic.
28:05I had that at a Greek restaurant last week.
28:09You know what?
28:10You're not quite David Attenborough, but I'd watch you.
28:13You're David Attenborough.
28:14Yeah.
28:25I'm David Attenborough.
28:28I'm David Attenborough.
28:32In Melbourne, Simon's become the new assistant coach of his lacrosse team.
28:36Now, we actually did the draft last night.
28:38We picked all the players.
28:39But you're the assistant coach.
28:40Surely you didn't do much.
28:41I actually think I botched up the draft a bit.
28:43I was like, supposed to be on mute and I came off mute for a bit.
28:46And then I think that revealed some of our plans to everybody.
28:49You think?
28:49You think not being on mute?
28:51And then someone picked the guy that we were going to pick.
28:53Sounds like you're not going to be the assistant coach for too long.
28:56On Wednesday, Seven took us to...
28:59New Zealand!
29:00..where we caught up with an Irishman...
29:02Oh, Colin!
29:03..and a Frenchman...
29:04Oh, Manu!
29:05..for an Aussie TV show set in New Zealand.
29:08Here we go.
29:09Kia ora!
29:10After three.
29:11With Colin and Manu.
29:13Let's do something different.
29:15Wait, are we doing a boys' trip?
29:16They sure are.
29:17Sick.
29:18And in this new series,
29:19they're going to explore the sights and flavours of New Zealand.
29:22Road trip.
29:23Let's go, baby.
29:25Two best mates finding out what this amazing country has to offer.
29:28You know what these two did?
29:30They're like, how can we fund a holiday to New Zealand
29:32where we go do the most amazing things and have to pay for nothing?
29:36Yeah.
29:36Alright, here we go.
29:37The maiden voyage.
29:38This would be so fun.
29:39Imagine doing this with your best mate.
29:41It's literally the dream.
29:42Yep.
29:42Here we go.
29:43Alright, we're on the road.
29:44What do you want to do?
29:45I want a pie.
29:46What?
29:46You can't start a road trip without a pie.
29:49Yeah, I want a pie.
29:50I think the pies in New Zealand, I'm going to say it, are far superior than the Aussie pies.
29:55Oh, you're pushing it there, Manu.
29:57Pies in New Zealand are amazing.
29:59Yeah?
30:00Really?
30:00Yeah, they've got big pie culture there.
30:02There we go, blue rolls.
30:03Where are we going to?
30:04They're getting a pie.
30:05You listening to the show?
30:06Morning.
30:07Morning.
30:07Morning.
30:08This looks like a nice little bakery.
30:09Oh, it smells good in here.
30:10When you've got wallpaper on the wall, you know it's legit.
30:14So what do we want?
30:15Hangy.
30:15Is that how you pronounce it?
30:16Hangy, yep.
30:17What's in it?
30:18Pumpkin.
30:19Oh, that's not a pie.
30:21Pumpkin?
30:21Watercress potato.
30:23No.
30:24Now, you know what you must do before you eat a pie?
30:26You must blow on it.
30:28Blow on the pie.
30:29How are they boys?
30:30Oh, that's so good.
30:33I hate having to drive and eat a pie.
30:36And Manu can't really enjoy it.
30:38He's having to worry about it.
30:39He's wearing a white shirt.
30:40I like it.
30:41Oh, shit, that's all.
30:42You're everywhere.
30:43See?
30:43See?
30:44See?
30:44Look.
30:45It's an absolute mess.
30:46You've got greasy balls.
30:48Oh, okay.
30:50That's when you know you're best mates.
30:51Keep going.
30:52You missed a bit.
30:53Oh, yeah.
30:54Oh, man, that just made me feel like a pie.
30:57So now we get to do what we've always dreamt about doing together.
31:01Spent all the money on pies.
31:02I've got none left for graphics.
31:03Next, we're off to...
31:05An oyster farm.
31:06Oysters!
31:07Nah, I don't like them.
31:08We're here for some oysters, obviously.
31:10Calamari?
31:11I love calamari.
31:12I haven't got calamari, Keith.
31:13Two dozen each.
31:14Two dozen each?
31:16Jeez, that'd get the boys going, wouldn't it?
31:18Oh, look at that.
31:20How good.
31:21The wives are away.
31:22Mmm.
31:22They're on holiday mode.
31:24Oh.
31:24Those aphrodisiac qualities are kicking in now.
31:27Aphrodisiac?
31:28They're going to be going straight to the caravan.
31:29I feel very lucky today.
31:30Oh, now they're feeding each other!
31:32Surely there's something going on there.
31:34It's salty and so sweet at the same time.
31:38Yep, the caravans are rocking, Milo.
31:40Don't go knocking.
31:41Next, the lads suit up to go spearfishing.
31:44Jeez, the boys are really showing their nipples off, aren't they?
31:47This is sick!
31:48And whoever catches the least number of fish...
31:51Skinny dips down the beach.
31:52Oh, boys.
31:53You don't go fishing with your mates unless you make it into a competition.
31:57Ooh, the boys!
31:59Here we go.
32:00Game on.
32:03Look at the fish!
32:04How can you miss?
32:06Just point and shoot, you'll get one.
32:07I think Colin might catch a manoe.
32:10Oh, he got it!
32:11Oh, what a catch!
32:13Go, Colin!
32:14He's doing a Rex Hunt.
32:15Give him the kiss.
32:16Is Rex Hunt dead?
32:18No, it's all life.
32:19Oh, is he?
32:20Fortunately, I guess I'm the one who's going to have to do the nanny run.
32:24Mate, if it's a boys trip and at least one person doesn't get their willy out, it's not a boys
32:28trip.
32:28Take it off!
32:30Take it off!
32:30Alright, settle.
32:31Before we get to that...
32:33Alright, why don't we make dinner?
32:34Oh, they're going to cook a barbie on the beach.
32:37What's on the menu, Milo?
32:38Alright, so I'm going to use the blue mau mau, some of the kelp seaweed.
32:43Oh, look at that.
32:44A bit of coriander, a bit of chilli, a bit of lemon.
32:46Straight on the fire.
32:47Isn't that perfect?
32:49Yes.
32:49That's the best way.
32:51Oh, moment of truth.
32:52Oh!
32:53Oh, look at that.
32:55That looks yum.
32:58Nah, look at the flesh underneath!
33:00Doesn't get any fresher than that.
33:02Oh!
33:03Alright, Manu, hurry up and get nude.
33:05Oh, stop, stop, stop!
33:07Oh!
33:08Manu has his toshy out!
33:10Woo-hoo!
33:11It was a lot bigger going in.
33:14That was good.
33:15I really liked that show.
33:16Guys with accents going overseas.
33:18Yeah.
33:18It's a tried and tested method.
33:19Alright, well, I'm off on a road trip.
33:21Where are you going?
33:22I've just gone up to Maccas.
33:38What have you got there, mate?
33:40Well, you keep whinging about how dirty my feet are.
33:42They are always dirty.
33:43Why don't you wear shoes, though?
33:44That's the biggest thing.
33:45Well, we live on the Gold Coast, man.
33:47Shoes are optional.
33:48You could just shower and wear shoes.
33:50Yeah.
33:50That sounds like a lot of effort.
33:52Oh!
33:53I'll get it.
33:54I'll get it.
33:54I'll get it.
33:55I'll get it.
33:55That's so gross.
33:56On Friday, Todd Woodbridge served up another ep for the hit game show.
34:00Welcome to Tipping Point.
34:01I love Tipping Point.
34:04It's bloody tough to follow on, but everyone loves it.
34:07This is the pokies on afternoon television.
34:09Yeah.
34:09Three contestants are ready to take on the machine.
34:11Hi, I'm Bec.
34:12You reckon Bec's colour blonde?
34:13No.
34:14Bec is wearing a nice top.
34:16Hi, I'm Khalid.
34:17Oh, we have to go for Khalid.
34:18He's one of the boys from the area.
34:20Hey, I'm Chris Stone from Melbourne.
34:22What would you be?
34:22I'm Lee.
34:23I have to put up the key for today.
34:24We need to get started.
34:25We're going to play round one bank builder.
34:27I've watched this game about ten times.
34:30I don't understand the rules.
34:31Well, contestants are given trivia questions, and correct answers win them counters to put in
34:36the show's machine.
34:37The local has a pokies machine similar to this, and I feel like I'm on TV when I'm playing it.
34:42Every counter that comes over the tipping point will put $100 into your bank.
34:46Here we go.
34:47I just hate that this is, like, all luck.
34:49Well, it's called gambling.
34:51Mr. P is the name of the mustachioed mascot for what brand of potato chips?
34:57Starting with P.
34:58Pringles?
34:59That's right.
35:00Oh, Pringles.
35:00Starts with P.
35:01You shouldn't know, mate.
35:02You eat a whole container to yourself.
35:04Here we go.
35:05Opening drop of the day.
35:08Oh, oh, oh, oh.
35:10This could be good.
35:11This could be good.
35:13Oh, yeah.
35:14Oh, yeah.
35:15300.
35:16Yep, not bad.
35:16A common idiom meaning to be unaffected is water off a duck's what?
35:20Khalid?
35:21Back.
35:21It is.
35:22Oh, yes, Khalid.
35:24God, how easy are the questions?
35:25It's like, one, two, three, what's next?
35:27Even I'm getting it.
35:28That's saying something.
35:29Yep, just keep it coming.
35:31That's right.
35:31Oh!
35:32Hey!
35:33Cinque Terre is located in a European country.
35:36Crystal.
35:37Oh, no.
35:38What's she buzz for?
35:40Oh, I know.
35:41Oh!
35:42I think it went.
35:43Five towns.
35:44Cinque Terre.
35:45It was Italy.
35:46Oh, my God.
35:47No, it's hard.
35:48It's a lot of pressure.
35:49That was nice.
35:50It's literally in Italian, the name.
35:52Yeah, Cinque Terre.
35:53Which popular brand of Japanese mayonnaise features a naked baby doll?
35:56Kewpie.
35:56Kewpie.
35:57Kewpie.
35:57Kewpie.
35:57Bottle with a red lid.
35:58Kewpie.
35:59Correct.
35:59Okay.
36:00Now, because she's won the least, it's time to do this.
36:04And, Bec, unfortunately, we've found your tipping point.
36:07It's been a lot of fun.
36:08See you later, Rebecca.
36:09Next up is Head to Head, where an incorrect answer means the other player gets the counter.
36:15Here, get ready for this, Crystal.
36:16Oh, no.
36:17I want a ha.
36:18I want a ha.
36:18I want a ha.
36:21I want a ha.
36:21I want a ha.
36:22I want a really, really, really want a zig zag, ha.
36:25Wannabe by the Spice Girls.
36:28And with that...
36:30Khalid, unfortunately, we've found your tipping points.
36:32All good.
36:33No!
36:34Sorry, Khalid.
36:36Final question.
36:37Adult polar bears typically have what colour skin under their fur?
36:42Pink.
36:42Black.
36:43White.
36:43It's black.
36:44It's absolutely pink.
36:46It's black and their fur is clear, not white.
36:48Like giraffes, have purple tongues.
36:50Stop with the explanation.
36:52No one cares.
36:53Just say black.
36:54I'm going to light up black.
36:55Okay.
36:56Oh, wow.
36:58See?
36:58Always bet on black.
36:59You're walking away with $3,900.
37:01Congratulations.
37:02Oh!
37:03Yeah!
37:04Yeah!
37:05But it's not over yet, because...
37:07Crystal, you and I are about to play Jackpot Temptation.
37:10Okay.
37:11Jackpot Temptation.
37:13Okay.
37:13If it means, like, would you risk the $3,900 for the $20,000, I'd be like, yes.
37:17Now she could choose to keep that or gamble it all.
37:20Risk it all.
37:21Risk it all.
37:22For what?
37:23Well, just like you would on the normal pokies.
37:24You win a bit and then you go, bugger it, I'll win more.
37:27And you slap it all back into the machine and then the machine takes your money and you
37:30walk away with nothing.
37:31I'm going to offer you four counters and the jackpot is worth $40,000.
37:37$40,000.
37:37$40,000, bro.
37:38What?
37:39Take the temptation.
37:40Take the temptation.
37:42I'll play.
37:42She's doing it.
37:43She's doing it.
37:44Yeah!
37:45It's crazy.
37:45No one ever takes the temptation.
37:48Come on.
37:49Come on.
37:50Come on.
37:50Oh, my God!
37:51There's no way!
37:52Push it straight.
37:53Push it straight.
37:53Push it straight.
37:55She got it.
37:56Oh!
37:57Yeah!
37:59$40,000.
38:01I love the fact that she's won this and she didn't know where Chinkaterra was.
38:05It's not about smartness, Mum.
38:07It's about gambling.
38:08It's called luck!
38:22I've got my bloody 10-year reunion coming up.
38:26Oh, dear.
38:27Are you going?
38:28Well, of course I'm going.
38:29Why?
38:30Well, I need to see if I'm still better.
38:32How?
38:33The government come up with a new computer system.
38:37There won't be a human in sight.
38:39On Wednesday, SBS ran the first of a three-part documentary.
38:44They were committing fraud against welfare recipients at an industrial level.
38:49Oh!
38:50I know what this is about.
38:52Is this Robodebt?
38:53That's right.
38:54One of Australia's most shameful political scandals.
38:58How could it go on so long?
38:59How could they not know?
39:01It was huge.
39:02It tipped some people over the edge.
39:04They lost their homes.
39:05They lost their marriages.
39:06Lost their lives.
39:08What?
39:08Jesus.
39:11The people versus Robodebt.
39:13What's Robodebt?
39:15The government built an AI system to analyse Centrelink repayments and then accused all
39:20of these people of stealing money.
39:22Turns out, not stealing money.
39:26And it started in 2015 under this bloke.
39:29There does need to be a strong welfare cop on the beat and I'll certainly be looking
39:33to do that.
39:33This dickhead.
39:35ScoMo.
39:35We're going after the cheats, Mr Deputy Speaker.
39:38And we're going to stop those cheats.
39:39And we're going to stop those raughters.
39:41Yeah, cheats and raughters.
39:42You're a cheat.
39:43You're a rauder.
39:44Their plan was to create a computer system to analyse Centrelink data.
39:48And it saw them increase debt notices from a couple of thousand a month to 169,000
39:55in just six months.
39:57Wow.
39:59169,000 notices.
40:01There is no worse feeling that when you get a letter in the mail and you know it's from
40:04some sort of government organisation.
40:06One person to receive a notice was nurse and first time mum Felicity.
40:10In 2016, I received a letter in the mail saying that I owed about $11,100.
40:19A living green.
40:21Your heart would drop getting a letter like that.
40:23I actually could not pay that upfront at all.
40:25And having that debt looming over you, knowing that you have to do something about it quite
40:31imminently with no income is terrifying.
40:33God, I think of how scared I get when I get a parking fine for 200 bucks or something.
40:39And then think of this.
40:40I feel sick.
40:41That would bankrupt a lot of families.
40:43I'd never been a person that wanted to rule the system or claim something that I wasn't entitled
40:51to.
40:51Where's the proof?
40:53The onus is on the person who owns the debt to prove their innocence.
40:56And I didn't even know how they proved that I had a debt in the first place.
41:00So the government's saying you are guilty until proven innocent.
41:04That is ridiculous.
41:05God, you never trust Centrelink.
41:07I want to know how they calculated this number.
41:09Well, let's hear from Colleen Taylor, a former compliance officer at Centrelink.
41:14OK, so she's on the inside.
41:16RoboDebt was raising a debt on the raw tax office data.
41:19We knew that the raw data with the tax office was actually next to useless when it came to
41:25raising a debt.
41:26Oh!
41:27Oh my God, they were guesstimating with people's money.
41:30We went to the supervisor and said, well, these debts are wrong, you know.
41:35So she's flagging the problem.
41:37Good on her.
41:38But let me guess, she got shut down and ignored.
41:40She said, well, if you don't like it, you can leave.
41:43So they knowingly didn't listen to the information.
41:47This is our government.
41:48But it got worse.
41:50Yara had really bad asthma and she'd developed a chest infection on top of it.
41:54So I had to take her to the doctors.
41:57And my card declined.
41:59Oh.
42:00Don't.
42:01My account was overdrawn by $11,500.
42:05Yay!
42:06They took it out.
42:07And I called the debt collection agency.
42:10He said, well, you've got a debt and now you've paid it.
42:13Can they even do that?
42:15Eleven grand is literally could send someone homeless.
42:18I can't afford my rent.
42:20I couldn't afford my bills.
42:21I'm a terrible mum.
42:22Oh, what a disgrace.
42:25People at their most vulnerable.
42:26This makes me feel sick.
42:28And we were going over the bridge on the freeway.
42:30And I said to him, well, why don't I just drive off the road?
42:33Oh, shit.
42:34See, that could be the last straw for somebody.
42:37I didn't want to be alive.
42:39Oh, no.
42:40That's so scary.
42:41You can't be stealing from the most vulnerable people in the country.
42:45This is daylight robbery done by the government.
42:51That made me angry.
42:53I'm burning.
42:54That was actually really interesting.
42:55That was very good.
42:56I'm going to keep watching that.
42:57I want to find out how it went.
42:59And how deep it went.
43:00And why didn't Morrison and that something happen to him?
43:16This afternoon, I took Bungie down to the dog park.
43:19I stood in two dog gunners.
43:22Oh.
43:23Two of them.
43:24Were you in clothes shoes?
43:25Thong.
43:26The old girl next to me was like, I'm so sorry.
43:29That must have been my dog.
43:30Take your thumb off and just chuck it out.
43:34This week on Paramount Plus, we watched the season premiere of...
43:39The Tulsa King.
43:40My favourite.
43:41The one where Slice Stallone is a mobster.
43:43Yep, that's the one.
43:45And he plays Dwight.
43:46I've been asked if what I did was worth 25 years.
43:49So he does 25 years in jail for a murder that he didn't commit.
43:53And when he come out, they send him to Tulsa.
43:55Tulsa.
43:56I want you to go there.
43:57Serious?
43:58Do you know what Tulsa is?
43:59I was only 24 hours from Tulsa.
44:03So it's a place in America.
44:05Do we need the song?
44:06Yeah.
44:06Hey, how you doing, young lady?
44:08Sly Stallone himself.
44:10People think I look like him.
44:12Get out of here.
44:13I actually have a resemblance to Sly.
44:15Younger Sly.
44:16Younger?
44:17Younger, busy on Stallone.
44:18He was so cool.
44:20That's good.
44:21If you look like Stallone, I look like Brad Pitt.
44:25Dwight's main business is still the marijuana dispensary he owns with this guy, Bodie.
44:30Didn't he own that place on his own?
44:32He did.
44:32And then Stallone just walked in and just took over.
44:35God love him.
44:36We need you to deliver Casey's share of the weed proceeds.
44:38Casey Mobb collects money from Dwight.
44:41So now Bodie has to do the drop off of the money.
44:47Who's this dude?
44:48So this is Dwight's driver.
44:49He has such a ragtag bunch of associates.
44:52What is this?
44:53This is my all-electric whip, friend.
44:56Nothing yells mobster like a lime green EV.
45:00It's working, isn't it?
45:01It's good.
45:02Oh, wait.
45:02What's happening here?
45:03Got no batteries.
45:04He didn't charge it.
45:06We have to pull over to charge.
45:07Are you serious?
45:08Oh, we need a charging station.
45:10Are you packing?
45:11Of course.
45:12You look like it just got real, huh?
45:14Oh, my God.
45:15It's a bloody Ford Focus.
45:16That's not gangster either.
45:18Bullshit ride.
45:20Give us what we came for.
45:21That's the one who killed his friend, Jimmy.
45:22Jimmy was his mate from season two.
45:24Where's the money?
45:28Oh, snap.
45:31That means get the money.
45:33If someone clicked their fingers at me, they'd be broken.
45:38Alright, you're good.
45:40Okay.
45:40This is going alright.
45:41Don't call it that easy, dude.
45:43Hold up.
45:45Oh, wait.
45:46He's going to count it?
45:47He's going to check it?
45:50Oh!
45:50It's magazines.
45:52Where's the money?
45:53Oh, shit.
45:54I grabbed the wrong duffel.
45:56No, bro.
45:57What a dickhead.
45:58He's picked up the wrong bag.
45:59They can't run away because their car's not charged.
46:01So why don't you just follow us back to the shop where the cash is?
46:05You get in our car now.
46:07There's a trap here.
46:08He killed his friend, so now he's going to kill him.
46:11Let's go, funny man.
46:12Hurry it up.
46:13Oh, no.
46:14There's a gun in the safe.
46:16He's going to shoot this bloke.
46:17You watch.
46:17Are we done?
46:21Told ya.
46:22No, we're not.
46:24Why have you lost your hand?
46:27Yeah.
46:27After you killed my best friend.
46:29Oh!
46:30He's going to shoot him.
46:31Do it now.
46:32Do it now.
46:32Do it now.
46:34Oh, shit.
46:35If you're going to be a bad bitch, just do it.
46:38Grab your money and go.
46:40Wow.
46:41He's going to let him go.
46:42That's definitely going to backfire.
46:43Oh, war.
46:45Meantime, Dwight is opening another battlefront.
46:48And I partner with someone.
46:50Their enemy is my enemy.
46:52He wants to buy this guy's distillery.
46:54Oh, we're getting into liquor.
46:55He is an absolute gangster.
46:57Unfortunately, I don't have the will, Mr Manfredi.
47:00You can't get a license.
47:01You never know.
47:02He's about to put it on him, isn't he?
47:04Dwight doesn't have meanings unless he gets something out of him.
47:06It's a win-win.
47:08Okay, so he's a real scumbag.
47:09Yeah.
47:09I'm starting to understand why you like him so much.
47:11The problem is, this bloke thinks he's already bought the distillery.
47:15Did we or did we not shake on a deal?
47:18Bad news, dude.
47:19He sold the business.
47:20I got a better offer from someone who respects what we built here.
47:25I feel like something bad's going to happen.
47:27Paul, he's going to kill him.
47:28Someone's going to die.
47:29Yep.
47:29I just came by and I'm giving my blessings on this new endeavor.
47:33Oh, even worse.
47:35He's just walked out.
47:35He's like, I'm not angry.
47:36I'm just disappointed.
47:41Oh, he's sending people in.
47:42They're going to go and kill him.
47:44Hope he signed the paperwork.
47:47Oh, they burnt it down.
47:49That goes White's deal.
47:50Stallone is going to be as angry as ten bears.
47:55White has a new enemy.
47:59Oh, my God.
47:59I can't wait till episode two now.
48:01I love this show.
48:02I love it.
48:02Love it.
48:02Love it.
48:03They've just opened up so many storylines and Sly can come in and just destroy every single
48:08one.
48:08Rocky the absolute shit out of them.
48:11Oh?
48:14Oh, really?
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