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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Then where's your boy Rosanoff?
00:03My what?
00:04Scott Hunter is right next door.
00:06No, I mean, not your boy.
00:08Just like...
00:08It's always Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:11He's hot.
00:12We should let him listen like Nathan Cole.
00:14He's an asshole, right?
00:15I mean, yeah, basically.
00:16The record for this event,
00:17currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:21Glad to see Rosanoff and hold my record
00:22for more than a minute.
00:24Nice shooting, Mark.
00:25I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:27Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:28Be nice, Bonnie.
00:30Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:31I don't know.
00:32Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:34We're not like friends or anything.
00:36No worries.
00:37I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:38See what you say this year, baby.
00:39We're coming for you.
00:40Trust me.
00:40You look great in Silver, Bonnie.
00:41Don't even stress.
00:42Good one.
00:56I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:59Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February talking about getting ice
01:03cream?
01:04Winter Olympics, baby.
01:05So this should be, right?
01:08Hey, isn't that...
01:10Oh, yeah.
01:12All in there.
01:13What's up, motherfucker?
01:15Good boys.
01:16All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:18My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:20We train together.
01:21Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:23I'd love to show up for them.
01:24Oh, yeah, man.
01:25Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:27What do you mean?
01:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:33I mean, fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
01:37Hey, here's me.
01:39Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:43Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:45No.
01:56Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
02:00Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
02:03What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0570 points last season.
02:07Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:10A season he, he called, need to win.
02:13Those are his words.
02:14And he has zero, zero points.
02:17He's in a fog.
02:18His passes aren't connecting.
02:20He's barely skating.
02:21I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:24And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
03:08I am very sorry about that.
03:11It's really not a big deal.
03:12How may I help you?
03:14Uh, what's, uh, what's good?
03:16Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:23Any allergies?
03:24No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:25Okay.
03:25Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:28Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Yeah, that's it.
03:32But what?
03:33Oh, um, nothing.
03:35Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:39Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:41I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:46Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:48Yeah?
03:48Blueberry with a banana.
03:50I take that.
03:51If it's okay to order off-menu.
03:54Yep.
03:55I mean, technically it was my idea, so...
03:57I think we can get away with it this time.
04:23Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:24It's really hot.
04:25Oh, yeah.
04:26The banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:29I don't know.
04:31I guess it must.
04:36Here.
04:37Thanks.
04:40Um, that's way too much.
04:42It's for you.
04:44It's a great smoothie.
04:46Thanks again, Kip.
04:52Good.
04:52Girl.
04:54Holy shit, are you...
04:59Was that Scott Hunter?
05:01Was that what?
05:02Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
05:06Girl.
05:07Clock winding down in the second period.
05:092-1 for Anaheim.
05:11The Admirals...
05:12And...
05:13This is what we're watching?
05:15We barely get to see you because you're always working,
05:18but at least when we do, we get to watch, uh...
05:20What is this?
05:21Let me check my name.
05:22Hockey?
05:23Shut up, Sean.
05:24I have to turn it off.
05:25No, no, no.
05:25Please keep it on.
05:26Huh?
05:27Thank you, Kyle.
05:28Thank you, Kyle.
05:30Thank you, Kyle.
05:30You're welcome.
05:32Twice.
05:33He said tip.
05:34Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:36Maria, that is selling the bar so low.
05:39And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:41It almost sounded hot.
05:42Okay, that's not fair.
05:42Not hot.
05:43Just normal.
05:44Okay.
05:45I'm listening.
05:46Fuck both of you, okay?
05:47Kip is short for Christopher.
05:48It's not that weird.
05:49It's short for Christopher.
05:50And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
05:54Oh, my God.
05:54Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:56He said it.
05:57He said it.
05:59Another round?
06:00Thank you, Kyle.
06:01Thank you, Kyle.
06:03Hunter to Vaughn.
06:05And you?
06:05Vaughn sends it back to Hunter.
06:07Hunter's looking up.
06:08Look, look, look.
06:09He's on the TV right now.
06:10Sean, look right now.
06:11Oh, my God.
06:12Okay.
06:13Vaughn's to Hunter.
06:14Hunter's in front of the net.
06:15And he scores!
06:17A rare goal from Scott Hunter.
06:19Oh, wow.
06:19Right?
06:20He knows your name.
06:22Yeah.
06:23I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
06:25Shut the fuck up.
06:25Are you looking for life?
06:26Jesus Christ!
06:31He scored a hat-trick last night.
06:33Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:36I just didn't realize that...
06:38We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:45Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:48Uh, Scott.
06:51You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:53I am.
06:54This is awesome.
06:55I mean...
06:55Wow.
06:55You had a night last night.
06:57Oh, did you watch?
06:58I did, yeah.
06:59I don't usually...
07:00Sorry, that sounds rude.
07:02I'm...
07:02No, I got it.
07:03Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
07:06It was amazing.
07:07He's a huge fan.
07:08But, yeah.
07:09I watched last night.
07:11Wow.
07:13Um...
07:13Yeah, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it.
07:16And...
07:17Then I try to perfect it.
07:19Okay.
07:21So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
07:25Anything you'd like different?
07:26Nothing at all.
07:29Damn.
07:31Okay.
07:32You really can't keep doing this.
07:33I really can.
07:35Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:42Dude.
07:43Girl.
07:44Was that?
07:44Yes, I fucking was.
07:53Sorry I'm late.
07:55No outside food or drink.
07:56Fuck off, Kyle.
08:01And I know the whole smoothie thing is dumb, or whatever.
08:03But he just keeps saying my name, and it's low-key making me crazy.
08:07Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser though, right?
08:09Because I am not looking for a date.
08:10Yes.
08:11I told you I could come, and it's in like two months.
08:13Yes.
08:13Could you please listen to me?
08:15Kyle, remote.
08:22Extra shrimp.
08:27Okay.
08:28Now I'm fully listening.
08:30What are you doing?
08:30Just putting the game on.
08:31Elena.
08:32What?
08:32It's a sports bar.
08:33Let's watch sport.
08:35Am I being crazy?
08:37What does Maria say?
08:38She says he's funny.
08:39Me too.
08:40Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:41And probably this idiot.
08:44He's not an idiot.
08:46Scott Hunter is staying.
08:48Jesus.
08:49Brain.
08:50When's his next home game?
08:53Come on.
08:54If you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:56I don't plan my shifts.
08:58I just gobble up as many as I can.
09:01Saturday.
09:01They play at home again on Saturday.
09:03Are you working?
09:04Oh.
09:07Fuck.
09:08No.
09:09Fix that.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Hey.
09:20I didn't know if you, uh...
09:25It's nice to see you.
09:29Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please.
09:31Extra banana.
09:39This one's on the house.
09:41Oh, come on.
09:42It's above my pay grade.
09:43Management heard you came in.
09:44And no, you may not tip me.
09:46And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
09:51Okay.
09:54May I drink this here?
09:56I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
09:59Yeah, you totally may.
10:04...
10:09...
10:16...
10:18...
10:18...
10:34you're not worried about breaking your routine
10:37uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
10:41turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer i took a quiz i don't even think i could
10:46be a spree
10:46killer what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time but isn't a serial
10:54killer is someone who kills multiple people minimum three but over a period of time it's not
10:59all at once how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books and uh yeah serial
11:09killers make me
11:10feel not obsessive which which is a relief well i've read some things about athletes okay okay
11:20before you say anything else yes i agree and yes there are at least two guys on my team that
11:24possibly off the record yes maybe but no not me oh i swear barely had two concussions
11:33okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah yeah
11:39all of
11:40that but that's that's not cte stuff that's just science and science only really matters during
11:44the playoffs oh okay that's super comforting listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's
11:49not like i expect you to get the ins and outs of science and just to be clear i'm not
11:53complaining
11:54about the whole stop shaving thing i mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
12:12um do you want to come to my game tonight i have two seats no one's taken so i mean
12:19uh if if if you
12:20want yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um fuck man that's crazy thank you super happy to do it
12:30you sure i'm sure
12:38these are better than my company seats i get it these are really good seats well yeah they they're his
12:46you know we're first date but i think i'm into this what are you talking about well you're with
12:51a girl and he's at work oh my god shut up elena oh wow that wasn't it wasn't to me
12:59that was he
12:59just nodded at you no there's no proof of that
13:09wait for fuck's sake
13:20good job i love you i love you i love you i love you good job i love you hey
13:27hunter too bad you can't
13:29play at home every night right it's better for you huh go fuck yourself frozen off all right it's more
13:36fun if you're there
13:40hey thanks
13:47hope next time we play decide to show up
13:51keep
13:53true
13:57starting to sound like him i'm sorry what
14:03you fucking heard me honda what the fuck is that supposed to mean well there's something you
14:08really don't expect to see especially after the final whistle and especially from hollander and hunter
14:22i'm gonna hit the sack yeah here you go handsome all right have a good day off it's not a
14:27day off i'm
14:28doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow yeah i just you know you get to sleep in for once so
14:33i'm just
14:33happy for you that's all i meant you know i uh i'm proud of your hustle kiddo you know you
14:41can get
14:41that uh scholarship anyway so please no jinxing me oh wait no way good night night dad love you
14:48love you back
15:00what's happening to you uh what's your problem i can't find my my black suit and i have to leave
15:06so
15:06so soon okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet so why are you freaking out thank you
15:11okay
15:12hey hey are you okay yeah i'm fine i just i need the money and i can't fuck this job
15:17up yes and i get it
15:19but you're not gonna fuck it up because you're amazing and it's gonna be great i love you yeah you
15:25too yes buddy
15:30i'm so sorry save it
15:41i'm so sorry about that i'm really sorry oh you're a mess it's okay it's not my only talks
15:48new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models you can't carry a tray
15:53it's uh it's really okay i'm so sorry again oh bunny
15:59babe i don't know what that was i know i'm a complete fuck up i'm sorry you're not a complete
16:05fuck up this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into or sean please don't fire me no
16:11one
16:11is firing you just calm down and get your shit together okay okay i know you need the money baby
16:19okay deep breath inhale exhale you think you can handle quiche they're dry
16:45hey hey i am so sorry about earlier that that woman is horrible and i'm the one who should apologize
16:51i was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot no i'm the idiot you're just a
16:55normal
16:55hungry person at a fundraiser and that woman did seem horrible full disclosure i hate this food
17:00well full disclosure i hate serving it i'm i'm sorry i have to do you like mexican food
17:09yeah of course i'm not a serial killer or even a spree killer you sure yeah it was the time
17:16but do you
17:17have the time to grab a bite with me like when this this thing is over tonight yeah with you
17:25uh wow oh yeah yeah okay yeah yeah because there's uh there's this great place right around the corner
17:32and it's open late and okay um you don't mind wait until i'm done not even a little
17:41oh
17:59Hi.
18:00Hi.
18:02Hi.
18:02Oh.
18:09That's a long line.
18:10Is it worth it?
18:13Um...
18:14Probably not, right?
18:17We also don't actually have to do this.
18:20How would you feel about ordering in?
18:37Holy shit.
18:42Oh, my God.
18:57Oh, my God.
19:03I mean, I figured you'd have a nice place, but this is insane.
19:13Do you want a full tour now, or...?
19:15Or.
19:17I pick or.
19:18No, no, no, no.
19:34Oh!
19:35Oh, my God!
19:38Oh!
19:51Wow, you are so beautiful.
20:01I can't believe you're doing it to me.
20:04I'm so into you.
20:06I'm so into you.
20:07I guess I'm thinking about you.
20:34Oh, my God.
20:35Oh, oh, no.
20:50What are you doing?
20:53Oh, I didn't want to wake you.
20:55And I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow,
20:57and, you know...
21:07Can you stay?
21:10Yeah.
21:13Then stay, please.
21:51Did I wake you?
21:53Oh.
21:54Okay.
21:54I meant to surprise you and I was going to go out and get stuff,
21:57but I looked in your fridge and you basically had all the ingredients.
21:59I know I shouldn't be snooping around,
22:02but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
22:03You were very organized.
22:05And I thought, since I'm not working today,
22:08but you still have your game,
22:08that you probably still want to...
22:21Can I fuck you?
22:24Absolutely.
22:38So...
22:41I should probably go.
22:44Hmm.
22:48Um...
22:49What if you didn't...
22:52Go?
22:53Yeah.
22:54Like ever?
22:56Fuck.
22:57Fuck.
22:58All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
23:07Um...
23:10I'm, um...
23:12I'm gonna say a bunch of things, okay?
23:14And...
23:15I know I'm too intense, everyone tells me that,
23:17but I just, I can't help it.
23:19Is it okay?
23:20Can I be too intense?
23:23Yeah.
23:24Yeah.
23:26Yeah.
23:27Yeah, I, um...
23:30I never do this.
23:33Never brought anyone back here.
23:35Like ever.
23:38Um...
23:38Yeah.
23:39My life is, uh, is complicated.
23:42Yeah.
23:43I, I get that.
23:49Yeah.
23:49And I can't, um...
23:53Come out, like...
23:56Not, not right now.
24:00Too many people depend on me for too much,
24:02and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
24:05And so I just thought I would, um...
24:08I don't know.
24:10Wait, I guess.
24:12Yeah.
24:13Wait till...
24:15Hockey was over, and...
24:17And maybe I could fade away better.
24:22But, uh, yeah.
24:27You, it's just, uh...
24:31I want you so bad.
24:35So bad.
24:38And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something that's...
24:42That's probably fucked up.
24:43Like, I, I know I'm fucked up.
24:45I get it.
24:45I'm, I'm not pretending.
24:46I'm not.
24:47But I really, really like you.
24:52And I want you to stay.
24:55So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
25:01I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
25:05And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
25:12I, um...
25:13I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
25:16I want you to...
25:20Is, uh, is that too much?
25:25You can say it if it is.
25:29Um...
25:29Do you say something, though?
25:56I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
26:01And...
26:02I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
26:06Really?
26:07Yeah, really.
26:09Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
26:17Hey.
26:19How was practice?
26:27I don't know, like a few days ago?
26:30Yes, I sent in the applications.
26:31Very aggressive.
26:32Yes, and even to be you.
26:34And yes, I know we hate Boston.
26:37With Elena, Dad.
26:38I'm staying with Elena.
26:39So I don't have to schlep to work.
26:41I get to sleep in the next shower.
26:44Fuck, yes.
26:46Nothing, Dad.
26:47I'm just watching the game.
26:48Yes, with Elena.
26:50Oh, my God.
26:58Oh, my God.
27:00Where has she even been?
27:02Oh, please.
27:03I saw you three days ago.
27:04Single since forever.
27:06Overworked like she has two wicked steps.
27:08Then she gets a man and vanishes.
27:10What a cliche.
27:11I don't have a man.
27:13I'm gay, kid.
27:13Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times.
27:15Please, Kyle.
27:16Oh, my God, guys.
27:17He's a customer.
27:18He's not my boyfriend.
27:19Oh!
27:19Don't have a fucking boyfriend.
27:25Oh.
27:34Hiya.
27:41Morning, Scott.
27:42Morning, Kit.
27:43The usual, please.
27:45Yeah.
27:47Extra banana.
27:52I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
27:54I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
27:56I'm not like these.
27:57They don't.
28:01Do you really think this is a secret?
28:03What's a secret?
28:06Nothing's happening.
28:07He's just flirting with me or whatever.
28:09He's straight, I think.
28:10Girl.
28:14Uh, there's pasta salad in the fridge.
28:22Chicken, no feta.
28:23Oh, yeah?
28:24Where?
28:25For me.
28:26I made it.
28:30You dead?
28:34I'm not just a pretty face.
28:36Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
28:42What's that?
28:44It's an artist I love.
28:46He has a new shot.
28:46Oh, cool.
28:47Mm-hmm.
28:48I should buy some art.
28:50What?
28:51Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
28:53No, no, no, no.
28:54You're also a very, very hot body.
29:11You don't have to do this.
29:13It's not, it's not.
29:14It's not.
29:16It's not.
29:22It's not.
29:24It's not.
29:25It's not great in the living room.
29:26It would work.
29:27I don't know.
29:27I'm kind of...
29:27Not on the, um, the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
29:30I think it was...
29:34Sorry.
29:35Sorry, I just...
29:36It's okay.
29:38Um...
29:39Maybe we should...
29:40Amazing, isn't it?
29:42Yeah, it's beautiful.
29:45So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
29:49Oh, I think we're...
29:50Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
29:52Yeah.
29:53Excuse me.
29:58Sorry, he's not feeling well.
29:59No problem.
30:12I'm, uh...
30:13I'm really sorry.
30:15I thought I could do that.
30:16I really thought I could.
30:18I wanted to.
30:19I just...
30:19It's okay.
30:21No, it's not.
30:24I know, it's not.
30:25Come here.
30:25Come here.
30:49Come here.
30:52These road trips are just killing me.
30:55I mean, it's brutal.
30:57I think I'm cursed.
30:58Cursed?
30:59Like, scary old lady girl.
31:01I know.
31:02I know it's dumb.
31:03But I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
31:06Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
31:10Maybe.
31:11Probably.
31:12Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details?
31:15Like...
31:16Like how he blended them?
31:17Ooh, what if it actually was a scary old lady?
31:20Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
31:23What do you mean?
31:25Oh.
31:26Here.
31:30Okay.
31:32Okay, I know it's dumb.
31:34I know it's dumb.
31:35But I saw them at a bodega and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
31:44I love them.
31:45Yeah?
31:46I love them so much.
31:53Can I fuck you?
31:56Absolutely.
31:56Absolutely.
32:13Fuck yes!
32:29What?
32:30Say it out loud.
32:32Say what?
32:36Okay, it's not...
32:39It's... what?
32:42Okay, here's what I know.
32:44Helena... Shut up. You're in love with him.
32:46I'm not in love with him.
32:48You are.
32:51Have you at least told your dad?
32:56For how long now?
32:58A little over two months.
33:00Oh, baby.
33:01Helena, you can't tell.
33:04If anyone finds out that it's...
33:05That it's Scott?
33:07Obviously, I'm not gonna tell anyone, but...
33:09Kip...
33:10He can't come out right now, okay?
33:11He really wants to...
33:14It's amazing. He's amazing.
33:16And I've never been happier.
33:21Honestly...
33:24What's the plan, babe?
33:27I don't...
33:28I don't know.
33:30What does your dad think?
33:33That I'm...
33:34Fucking some married guy, probably.
33:36Kinda wish you were.
33:38Ugh...
33:38Just...
33:39Don't say that, please.
33:40Just...
33:41Please be happy for me.
33:45I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night.
33:47I am gonna be super well behaved for you.
33:49I only care that you're handsome.
33:51You bitch.
33:55Scott's gonna be there tomorrow night, too.
33:57Oh, I know.
33:58And he better be ready for me.
33:59Ha...
34:04He, hey, hey.
34:32Hey, Dad.
34:34Oh, my God.
34:34You're not dead.
34:36No, I'm alive.
34:37Well, that is a relief.
34:38I didn't want to have to call them more.
34:39You know, I miss you.
34:41I miss you too, Dad.
34:43All right.
34:44Are you going to be making an appearance here at some point in the near future?
34:48Yes, I will.
34:50I'm going to come for dinner this week, I promise.
34:52Perfect.
34:53How's work?
34:55Well, work is fine.
34:56You know, Barry's been a pain in my ass, but...
34:58Well, Barry's an asshole.
35:00No, he hurt his foot, so at least it's something new this time.
35:03Yeah, well, Barry's always been an asshole.
35:05Who taught you to talk like that?
35:07You did.
35:08You taught me to talk like that.
35:09That sounds about right.
35:12And, um, nothing in the mail, right?
35:15Kip, if there was something in the mail, I would not have forgotten about it.
35:18I know.
35:19I know.
35:19I just figured I'd check.
35:21Okay.
35:22Don't worry about that.
35:24Okay.
35:25Don't think about that, okay?
35:26It's going to come when it comes.
35:28Look, I'm not going to keep you.
35:29I love you.
35:30All right.
35:31You too, Dad.
35:32You too, Dad.
35:33What?
35:33I love you too, Dad.
35:36There.
35:36I said it.
35:37Oh, my God.
35:38Sorry it's such a struggle.
35:39Oh, God.
35:39Okay, bye.
35:40Bye-bye.
35:41Bye-bye.
35:46Bye-bye.
36:35Bye-bye.
36:39Stop it.
36:40Stop what?
36:44He's here.
36:45You need to chill out.
36:48My God.
36:50Can I have some of yours?
36:52Yeah.
36:53Thanks.
36:57Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
36:59I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
37:01Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
37:05What changed?
37:06You mean a nice girl or something?
37:08I think we just found a group of the team.
37:12Excuse me, gentlemen.
37:13I think I spotted an old friend.
37:15No, I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
37:17You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:20Your mom especially.
37:21She would have just been thrilled.
37:24Thanks, Tom.
37:26Thanks.
37:26Excuse me.
37:27Yeah.
37:30Hey.
37:31Okay?
37:32Yeah.
37:33Yeah.
37:33I should be used to it.
37:40I'm Kip, right?
37:44Christopher, when he's all dressed up.
37:46I'm Elena.
37:47Nice to meet you, Elena.
37:49I'm Scott.
37:49Pleasure.
37:50Scott.
37:50You look beautiful.
37:52You both do.
37:54Oh, sorry.
37:56Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
38:03Okay, if I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
38:06Yes, of course.
38:07Great.
38:08Another beer, Scott?
38:09That'd be lovely.
38:16Are you enjoying the evening?
38:18I am.
38:19Are you?
38:21Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
38:27Tucked this perfectly.
38:29Thanks.
38:30And thanks.
38:31I mean, you didn't have to.
38:33I wanted to.
38:38Okay.
38:41Elena knows.
38:43I'm sorry.
38:45Yeah.
38:46Kind of got that.
38:48It's okay.
38:49Hey, she's, uh, she's discreet, right?
38:51Yeah, totally.
38:52Totally.
38:53I just, I, she kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
38:58It's okay.
38:59Really?
39:00Yeah.
39:04This is so weird.
39:07Yeah.
39:08This is so weird.
39:08We should leave early as soon as I do my speech.
39:10Not before you dance with me.
39:12Pardon?
39:13I want to dance.
39:15Elena's a killer.
39:17How could I possibly say no?
39:24So, what are your intentions with my kid?
39:27I'm serious.
39:29He's crazy about you.
39:31I'm crazy about him, too.
39:32I really am.
39:34He's also miserable.
39:36Are you miserable, too?
39:40No.
39:43Wait.
39:44What do you mean?
39:45Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
39:47He's not.
39:48He is.
39:51Eyes on me, handsome.
39:55I'm doing my best.
39:57I love him.
39:58I just can't do better right now.
40:02I've been honest.
40:03I know.
40:04And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
40:09But it's killing him.
40:16I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
40:18I'm really not.
40:19And you seem great.
40:21But he's great, too.
40:27He deserves the best.
40:31He deserves sunshine.
40:43And so do you.
40:52It's my birthday on Sunday.
40:55I know.
40:56I already got the key to her lined up.
40:58Surf and turf.
40:59Because we're not choosing.
41:03You know the Kingfisher?
41:05It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
41:08Mm-hmm.
41:09A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
41:13It's not even really a party.
41:15It's just hanging out or whatever.
41:17Right.
41:18It's a gay bar.
41:20But it's not a club.
41:22It's just a bar.
41:23It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
41:26It's cheap.
41:27And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
41:31As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
41:33I mean, Maria knows.
41:34My friend Sean knows.
41:36They know that you buy smoothies from me.
41:43I can't.
41:46I can't do that.
41:49I wish I could.
41:51I want to.
41:54I want to tell everyone.
41:57I want people to know you're mine.
41:59That I love you.
42:01I love you too.
42:04Soon, maybe.
42:06Maybe.
42:09And in a few years.
42:14I know.
42:15I know how it sounds.
42:16But it'll go by quickly.
42:18I promise.
42:19And then we can be normal.
42:21Like other people.
42:27I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
42:31And I know that they're your family.
42:34And that you feel responsible for them.
42:36And I get that, Scott.
42:37I really, really get that.
42:42But I have a family too.
42:46And I keep lying to them.
42:47And I don't want to.
42:51And I miss them.
42:52I miss my dad.
42:56Sorry.
42:57That's not what I meant.
42:58It's okay.
42:59I know what you meant.
43:04I'm going to go home tonight.
43:08I need to.
43:38Thank you for coming.
43:40For those of you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
43:47But for those of you who don't know it, here's the short version.
43:52My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
43:56And they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
44:02Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
44:05Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas scholarships existed.
44:11I didn't have anybody else to help me.
44:15I had a lot of memories, a love of hockey, and a huge hole in my heart.
44:22St. Thomas filled it with hope.
44:25The hope of a new family.
44:28Things weren't always easy.
44:30You know, they never are for anybody.
44:32But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
44:37First at my high school, then later at college, and now here with the Admirals.
44:42And I never looked back.
44:45Because I never had to.
44:49The family I craved, the family that I needed, that I still need today, hockey gave it to me.
44:58And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
45:02So from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you all for being here tonight.
45:06And for supporting this cause, because it's not just a scholarship.
45:10It's everything that comes with it.
45:13It's a whole world.
45:14A whole life.
45:15It's, uh, it's everything.
45:39Get up.
45:40Hey, Dad.
45:42Hey, buddy.
45:42The prodigal son returned home.
45:44Um, look, I got, uh, some mail here for a certain someone, and it's pretty heavy.
45:50I don't want to.
45:53Hey.
45:58Hey.
46:00My boy.
46:02Come here.
46:03What's up?
46:04Whoa.
46:05Hey.
46:06I'm sorry.
46:08For what?
46:08You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
46:11Ooh.
46:14Ooh.
46:19Ooh.
46:19Hey, come here.
46:20There we go.
46:20Oh, is there you?
46:21Yeah.
46:22Wow.
46:23Oh, wait.
46:23No, wait.
46:24Here's a recruiting 26 and a bullfucker ride to Grass Woke.
46:28Ooh.
46:31Ooh.
46:31Ooh.
46:32Ooh.
46:33Ooh.
46:33Ooh.
46:33Ooh.
46:34Ooh.
46:34Ooh.
47:00Hey, good dress, man.
47:02It's a cool middle fucking game.
47:05Yeah, totally.
47:30It's a cool middle game.
47:59It's a cool middle game.
48:20It's a cool middle game.
48:25It's a cool middle game.
48:28It's a cool middle game.
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