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00:56Good evening, Sydney.
00:58Good evening, Miss Courtney.
00:59Just giving your daughter a bit of a touch-up.
01:01Did you have a nice holiday?
01:02I had seven days in sunny Spain.
01:05My pardon?
01:06Sunny Spain.
01:07Oh, that's nice.
01:08It rained.
01:09Oh, I still, I suppose you enjoyed those exotic Spanish dishes.
01:13I got food poisoning.
01:15Oh, I'm sorry.
01:16Did it rain every day?
01:17Oh, no.
01:17When I got food poisoning, the sun came out.
01:21When I got better, it went back in.
01:24Apart from the day before we left, that was absolutely glorious.
01:28Well, at least you had one good day.
01:29I got sunburnt.
01:31Oh, I took pity.
01:39Oh, hello, sir.
01:41Ah, Mr Brown, welcome back.
01:43Oh, Ty, is she in?
01:44Oh, yes, I've cleaned out your bin.
01:47No, no, no, is she in?
01:49Oh, oh, yes.
01:51She's in a shocking temper.
01:52Oh, well, I'll see her later, then.
01:53Are you glad to be back?
01:54Oh, yes, I shall miss my old class, but I'm looking forward to the challenge of starting
01:58again with fresh minds.
01:59I wonder how many different nationalities I'll have to do with this term.
02:06Ah.
02:08Good evening.
02:14Pleased to meet you.
02:15Ah, well, thank you.
02:17Do you speak any English?
02:19Hungry.
02:19Hungry?
02:20Iger.
02:21Do you want something to eat?
02:24Len.
02:25Hungry.
02:26Oh, Hungarian.
02:26Igerian.
02:27Iger Budapest, eh?
02:29All right.
02:29I'll put you in my register.
02:31Bocsánat.
02:32What is your name?
02:33Bocsánat.
02:34Your name.
02:40Nate, what is your name?
02:42Ah, mi a nevem?
02:43Angolul.
02:44Zoltán Szabó.
02:46Zoltán Szabó.
02:47Iger.
02:48Yes.
02:49Bocsánat.
02:52This is yes, and this is no.
02:55Ah, yes, no.
02:59Great.
03:00Right.
03:00I am Mr. Brown, your teacher.
03:10Ah, tanár úr.
03:11Nagyon örülök, hogy találkoztuk.
03:13Neked nagyon fogos, hogy megtön a tanár úr.
03:15Ebben az összágon másként nem tudok érvényesülni.
03:17És maga olyan intelligensnek néz ki,
03:19hogy biztos vagyok benne, hogy gyorsan meg fog tanulni.
03:22Well, I hope that was complimentary.
03:24Bocsánat.
03:25Never mind.
03:26Bocsánat.
03:27Look, do you know any English?
03:37Ah, beszélek-e angolul.
03:39Igen.
03:39Yes.
03:41Eh...
03:42Good shave the queue in.
03:46Good shave the queue in.
03:48God save the queen?
03:50Yes, Lord.
03:53More, some more English?
03:55Please, thank you.
03:57Good.
03:57Stones.
03:59Stones?
04:00I can get no satisfaction!
04:06Rolling stone.
04:07Yes.
04:07Good.
04:08Well done.
04:09Good marvell, Herr Brown.
04:12I'm most happy to be seeing you again.
04:16Anna, Ranjit, what are you doing here?
04:18We failed our exam, but we're coming back for more lessons.
04:21That is correct.
04:22Like Robert E. Bruce said,
04:25if at first you are not succeeding,
04:27try, try.
04:30Again.
04:31If at first you are not succeeding,
04:34never mind.
04:35Were you not expecting us?
04:37No, the authorities don't notify the individual teachers of the results.
04:40And as usual, Miss Courtney has kept me in the dark.
04:43She switched the lights out.
04:44Yes.
04:46No, she never told me.
04:47This is Zoltan.
04:50Ranjit.
04:51Delighted to be making you acquaintance.
04:54Oh, what a nice man.
04:57He's giving me a present.
04:58No, no.
04:59He wants you to read out something from his phrase book.
05:01Thousand apologies.
05:04Waiter, my soup is cold.
05:07On this page, Ranjit.
05:10Ah.
05:11Pleased to meet you.
05:15Good.
05:16And this is Anna.
05:17How do you do?
05:18Yes, thank you.
05:21Well, would you both like to sit down?
05:23Yeah.
05:23This time I sit at the front.
05:25Then I shall be learning quicker.
05:26Good.
05:27I will be sitting in my custom place.
05:30Good.
05:31Yes.
05:31Well, I was hoping for a hundred percent pass record,
05:34but still two failures out of ten is not bad.
05:39What's happening, Master G?
05:41Bung Bawa.
05:43Four failures out of ten.
05:45Jamila, you failed.
05:47Sorry, Master G.
05:48But maybe next time I'm whining, huh?
05:52I'm sure you mean winning.
05:53Ah, ah.
05:54And you, Taro?
05:55Asshole.
05:57Loss of face.
05:58Not good for Japanese.
06:01First, consider Harry Currier.
06:04Then decide to come back for more lessons.
06:07If no pass next time,
06:10and win!
06:12Just make sure you don't do it on the classroom floor.
06:15Well, as you can see, you are not alone.
06:17This is Zoltan.
06:19Jamila and Taro.
06:21Lee, it'll meet you.
06:23Good happening.
06:26Jamila, you want your place back, y'all?
06:28No, no.
06:29I sit at backside with Taro.
06:32No, Jamila, you will sit at the back.
06:35Backside is what you sit on.
06:38No, Master G.
06:40What I sit on is chair.
06:44If I can see why you failed.
06:49Buenas noches, Ergo.
06:52Juan, don't tell me you failed.
06:55So right.
06:55I don't tell you.
06:57You don't need to tell me.
06:58I know.
06:59Ah, you plenty smart.
07:02It's more than I can say for you.
07:04Por favor.
07:04Never mind.
07:06Oh, this is Zoltan.
07:07This is Juan.
07:08How you doing?
07:10For me, eh?
07:12He's just trying to say that he's pleased to meet you.
07:14He doesn't speak any English.
07:15Ah, sorry.
07:16I taste it.
07:19That would be like the blind leading the blind.
07:22Blind?
07:23You don't see.
07:25You feel, you feel.
07:27No.
07:30He's not blind.
07:31I was just using a...
07:32Oh, never mind.
07:33Sit down.
07:34Okay.
07:34I sit here.
07:37Oh.
07:39Good afternoon.
07:41Good evening.
07:42I here come to English learn.
07:44I come here to learn English.
07:46We together sit.
07:49No, we can't do that.
07:51What does matter?
07:51There's wrong something with me?
07:53Oh, no.
07:53There's wrong nothing with you.
07:54What do you think of me?
07:55I'm very much like you.
07:57Yeah, well, I am your teacher.
07:59Oh, teacher?
08:00You're too young to be teacher.
08:02Oh, thank you.
08:03Is that your name?
08:04Ja.
08:06Ingrid Svensson.
08:07Oh, Ingrid Svensson.
08:09I take it you're Swedish?
08:11Ja.
08:13Where from?
08:14Stockholm.
08:15Stockholm.
08:16And what is your job?
08:17Au pair.
08:18Which pair?
08:19Oh, no.
08:22Well, where shall we sit you?
08:24There's a ship here with me.
08:26There is also a place here beside me.
08:28Here, please.
08:29Here, my...
08:30Yeah, well, I think we'll sit you at the front for the time being.
08:33Here, I take it.
08:34Yeah.
08:37Very nice.
08:39Yeah, well, you're sitting next to Juan, and behind you is Ranjit.
08:43At the back are Taro and Jamila.
08:45She is Anna, and he is Zoltan.
08:47And I am Ali.
08:50Ali, not you as well.
08:52As well as what, please?
08:54You failed.
08:54Oh, yes.
08:55But I'm getting 20 out of 100.
08:58It's nothing to be proud.
08:59You should get at least 50 marks to pass 20.
09:01It's disgraceful.
09:02Oh, no.
09:03Last year, I'm not getting anything at all.
09:06So I'm getting more and more better.
09:08I sit here.
09:11Squeeze, please.
09:14Please to get up.
09:15What for?
09:16That is my seat.
09:18I don't see name in seat.
09:20Get your big Spanish bottom out of my chair.
09:24You talk to me like that.
09:26I punch you.
09:26Now, well, that's enough.
09:27Seats are not reservable.
09:29Sit somewhere else, Ali.
09:30Okay.
09:31I sit at the back.
09:33You big Spanish bull.
09:34Come on.
09:36I will just wait a few more moments in case there are any more new students.
09:41Buenasera!
09:43Hey!
09:43Buenasera!
09:44Buenasera, Mr. Juan.
09:45Hey, it's just like whole times.
09:47It's a big surprise, eh, professori?
09:49Well, let's say it's more of a disappointment.
09:51Oh, but I'm not disappointed to be back.
09:55Who's that?
09:56This is Ingrid.
09:57She is Swedish.
09:58She's also sitting in my seat.
10:00You will move, yes?
10:01I will move, no.
10:03You can come and sit next to me.
10:05No, you sit next to me.
10:07That's right.
10:08You sit next to Giovanni and Max because I want to sit here.
10:11I'm sorry, Danielle, but I think it's important that new students should sit at the front.
10:15I don't like you.
10:17Oh, so very.
10:19You can come and sit next to me.
10:21Hey, sit between us.
10:22Okay.
10:28Well, I must say that I am extremely disappointed in you all.
10:32It's not your fault, professori.
10:34We not pass because we're stupid.
10:38And what does that make me?
10:40I'm more stupid.
10:44Exactly.
10:45Out of ten students, I have nine failures.
10:48Very sorry, I'm right.
10:50Congratulations.
10:51You're getting ten out of ten.
11:09Well, I really don't know what to say.
11:12Oh, blimey.
11:16If you're not knowing what to say, how are you going to be teaching us?
11:21I'll ignore that stupid remark.
11:23Jolly good.
11:26Because you have all failed, I have failed.
11:29No.
11:30It's not true.
11:31It's perfectly true.
11:32Now, this term, I want much more effort from all of you.
11:35You must all pull your socks up.
11:36Sorry.
11:40Don't run.
11:41I was speaking figuratively.
11:43Por favor.
11:43Never mind.
11:45We must all concentrate much harder this term.
11:48Now, we shall start at the beginning again.
11:50Only this term, I shall be giving you twice as much homework as last.
11:55And I want a hundred percent effort from all of you.
11:58Right.
11:59Now, tonight, I thought we'd start by you each telling me what you've been doing during the holidays.
12:04Please.
12:05Yes, Sultan.
12:08I do not understand what you are saying.
12:11Never mind.
12:12Just keep quiet and listen.
12:14Bocianot.
12:15Never mind.
12:16Bocianot.
12:17Eh, un momentito, un momentito.
12:19I speak.
12:20Bocianot.
12:21No, bociana.
12:22Non speak.
12:26Thank you, my friend.
12:27Sorry.
12:33All right.
12:35Right.
12:36Now, what have you been doing with yourself, Jamila?
12:41Ahem.
12:43Masterji, I went on holidays to visit all my family.
12:50Ah.
12:51You went to Bombay?
12:52Bombay?
12:53Nah.
12:54Birmingham.
12:55Birmingham.
12:58Birmingham, the Mecca of the Midlands.
13:01And you, Taro?
13:03Ah, so.
13:07Well, what did you get up to?
13:09I went on a fishing holiday.
13:12Oh, good.
13:12Did you catch anything?
13:14Catch heavy cold.
13:18Did you enjoy your break, Ali?
13:21I'm not breaking anything.
13:24You're a holiday.
13:26Oh, jolly good.
13:27I'm learning how to be driving a motor car.
13:30Good.
13:31That's very useful.
13:31When do you take your test?
13:33Oh, blimey.
13:33I'm already failing my test.
13:36The examiner man was jumping out of the car.
13:39And I was going down a hilly.
13:42I expect you were going too fast.
13:44Oh, no.
13:45I was going backwards.
13:49All right.
13:49Sir, what did you do, Su Li?
13:52Spent time lighting.
13:54Lighting what?
13:55Lighting book.
13:57Oh, a book.
13:58That's a good question.
13:59What sort of book are you writing?
14:01Oh, the democratic way of life.
14:03All about glorious freedom-loving Chinese.
14:06I see.
14:07A work of fiction.
14:10Tell us what you did with yourself, Ranjit.
14:13I have been looking after my cousin while her husband has been away.
14:17Oh, that's very commendable.
14:19He is being discharged this week.
14:21Discharged?
14:22Has he been in hospital?
14:23No.
14:24Prison.
14:25Of course.
14:27Han, he's been sent to prison for something he didn't do.
14:30Really?
14:31What didn't he do?
14:31He didn't run fast enough.
14:34I know.
14:36Tell us what you did, Giovanni.
14:39I went to Marsgate.
14:43Marsgate?
14:44Now, scuse me.
14:45I met this fantastic girl.
14:48She had the biggest...
14:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:53Before you all get your meaning...
14:55Every day, we used to go on the sands for a bit.
15:00For a while.
15:02Scuse me?
15:03To go on the sands for a while.
15:05To say that you went on the sands for a bit
15:07could imply that you were doing, um, well, something naughty.
15:10That's right.
15:10We were very naughty on the sands.
15:13Hi, lads.
15:15Mr. Brown.
15:16Miss Courtney wants you straight away.
15:19Oh, thank you, Sid.
15:19Well, I suggest you all take an early tea break
15:21and we continue with this later.
15:33Please.
15:34Yes, Sultan.
15:36Look, you know, you really must start to speak.
15:38Speak.
15:40You.
15:48Girl.
15:49Yes, please.
15:50You know, you're not a girl.
15:52You.
16:00Ah, if you have a girlfriend.
16:02Girl.
16:03I am sorry.
16:04You know what?
16:04An English girlfriend.
16:05You.
16:07Me.
16:08Right.
16:08Oh, you want me to write a letter to your girlfriend?
16:11Please.
16:12Ah.
16:13What do you want me to write?
16:16Yes.
16:19What I write?
16:22Ah, hogy mit Ãrjon a nÅ‘nek?
16:24Yeah.
16:24Az, hogy ilyen gyönyörű nővel még életemben nem feláldoznak.
16:27És szeretném megcsókolni.
16:29Mwah!
16:30Mwah!
16:40I think I get the general idea.
16:47Sidney.
16:54Yes, Miss Courtney.
16:55Did you tell Mr. Brown that I wished to see him?
16:57Oh, yes, definitely.
17:02Yes, I think this should be all right.
17:04Dear Miss, I'm writing to tell you of my feelings for you.
17:07I think you are beautiful.
17:10I want to hold you in my arms and kiss you.
17:14Please say you feel the same about me.
17:17All my love.
17:19Yes, thank you.
17:25What is going on in here?
17:27Oh, nothing.
17:28Well, it certainly doesn't look like nothing.
17:30Ah, well, I was just writing a letter for Zoltan to his girlfriend, and he was showing me his appreciation
17:35in Hungarian.
17:37Kindly leave us.
17:38Boca not.
17:39Go.
17:41I said go.
17:43Go.
17:47Now, Mr. Brown, I understand that none of your previous students passed their lower Cambridge certificate.
17:53Oh, well, I think there were a few near misses.
17:55That is not good enough.
17:57Obviously, Mr. Brown, you are sadly lacking in the necessary qualities required to teach English.
18:01Ah, just a moment.
18:01Don't interrupt.
18:03I shall be keeping a very close eye on you this term, Mr. Brown, and unless I see a marked
18:07improvement, out you go.
18:08Well, it's not necessary.
18:09I have no wish to listen to your feeble excuses.
18:13Pompous old cow.
18:17What was that?
18:18Oh, I said, I'm just going now.
18:27Hey, you not speak nothing?
18:30He is not knowing the English as well as what we are knowing.
18:34I speak with him.
18:36Oh, blimey.
18:37He speak Hungarian.
18:40Sure, I speak a darn Aryan.
18:44Football.
18:45Again, football.
18:47Puskas.
18:48Pere.
18:48Campes.
18:49Beckenbauer.
18:50Bobbily Charlton.
18:51Bobbily Moore.
18:52Hey!
18:54You see, I told you I speak the language.
18:59Hey, you like England, no?
19:01Yeah, I also very much like it, yeah?
19:04You not make the eyes at Mr. Brown.
19:07If I want, I will.
19:09Mr. Brown does not like the blonde ladies.
19:12Swedish girls are the beautifulest.
19:15Trouble with Swedish girls, they are too big in the bosom.
19:18French girls are too big in the mouth.
19:22In China, rules are not important.
19:24It is Blaine's and Interact that matter.
19:26Absolument.
19:27Yeah, Sully is right.
19:28The women are not symbols from sex.
19:31You agree, Jamila?
19:32I have no understanding.
19:34The women are not here to give the men the pleasure.
19:39I like give men pleasure.
19:42Trying to find a few winners?
19:44Ah, no, Mr. Brown.
19:45Just trying to find out if I can afford to leave the wife.
19:48Pardon?
19:49Premium bonds.
19:49£100,000.
19:51I could be lucky.
19:52Somebody's got to win it.
19:53How many bonds have you got?
19:54One.
19:56Well, as bad as me.
19:57I've only got one.
19:581-double-F-23-23-2.
20:00You've got a good memory, haven't you?
20:01Ah, it's not a difficult one.
20:021-double-F-23-23-2.
20:04That's right.
20:06Hey, that's it.
20:08That's what?
20:091-double-F-23-23-2.
20:11I don't believe it.
20:12Here, you sure you've got the right cucumber?
20:14Cucumber?
20:15The number!
20:16Yes, I've got my bond here.
20:17I'm positive.
20:18Look.
20:181-double-F-23-23-2.
20:20That's right.
20:21100,000 pounds.
20:22What are you going to do with it?
20:23What am I going to do?
20:24Celebrate, of course.
20:25Gladys.
20:26Yes, Mr. Brown?
20:27Coffee's all round.
20:35Right.
20:35Quiet, everybody.
20:36Listen.
20:36I want to read you all my letter of resignation.
20:38Oh, no.
20:40Are you not resigning?
20:41No, no.
20:41I am definitely resigning.
20:43With 100,000 pounds,
20:44I no longer need to teach English.
20:45That's true.
20:46Oh, indeed.
20:47Right.
20:48Dear Dracula.
20:51This is to inform you
20:53that I think you are a rude,
20:54obnoxious,
20:55and self-opinionated old dragon.
20:58And if ever I see you again,
21:00it'll be too soon.
21:02Yours disrespectfully, Jeremy Brown.
21:05Right.
21:05Ali.
21:06Yes, please.
21:07Do me a favour
21:07and see that Miss Courtney
21:09gets this straight away.
21:10Jolly good.
21:15Please.
21:16Oh, yes.
21:17Zoltan, your letter.
21:18There we are.
21:25Right, Gladys.
21:26Where's Sid's paper?
21:28Oh, he went with it.
21:30Took it with him.
21:30Took it with him?
21:31I got a paper, Mr. Brown.
21:33Oh, great, Max.
21:35There we are.
21:36Ernie's lucky winner.
21:37One hundred thousand pounds.
21:39And today's number is
21:41one EF two three two three.
21:43Wait a minute.
21:44That's not right.
21:44One EF.
21:45It was one double F in the other one.
21:47We apologise for the misprint
21:48in our earlier edition.
21:52I haven't won anything.
21:53Oh.
21:55So you will not be resignating after all.
21:58Resigning.
21:59Oh.
22:00That letter to Miss...
22:04Hello, please.
22:05Ali.
22:06That letter to Miss Courtney.
22:07She's not in the office.
22:08Oh, thank God.
22:09Oh, Mr. Brown, Mr. Nadine,
22:11did you wish to see me?
22:12No.
22:12Oh, yes, please.
22:13This is for you.
22:14Thank you, gentlemen.
22:15I want another word with you, Mr. Brown.
22:17Come into the office.
22:21Close the door.
22:25Oh, just see what this letter is first.
22:27Oh, I shouldn't bother if I were you.
22:28You never know where it's been.
22:29It could be full of jerks.
22:29Oh, don't be so ridiculous.
22:32You know, I seem to recognise this writing.
22:35It looks remarkably like yours, Mr. Brown.
22:37No, no, no, it's nothing like mine.
22:38It just looks like mine.
22:39No way, I'll have better, isn't it?
22:41I think I'll go.
22:42I haven't finished with you yet.
22:43You will have when you've read that letter.
22:45I'll make it hard.
22:46Nothing.
22:54Good heavens.
22:56Miss Courtney.
22:57I have never read anything like this in my life.
22:59I can explain.
23:00Just listen to this.
23:01I'd rather not.
23:03Dear Miss,
23:04I am writing to tell you of my feelings for you.
23:07You see, I thought I'd want to...
23:08Pardon?
23:10I want to hold you in my arms and kiss you.
23:15You did write this letter, Mr. Brown.
23:17Oh, yeah, well, not to you.
23:18Well, you think the letter you were writing for that Hungarian student?
23:21Yes, you see, what must have happened...
23:22You don't need to go on.
23:24I mean, it's obvious he's been spitten by my charm.
23:27It feels the opposite.
23:29Pardon?
23:30I have told you before, Mr. Brown,
23:33that I do have this strange fascination for the opposite sex.
23:36Oh, yes.
23:37Very strange.
23:40You may not believe this, Mr. Brown,
23:42but when I was a young girl,
23:45I was very plain.
23:54Cup of tea, please, Paris.
23:57Everything hot tea, Mr. Brown?
23:58Yes, I must have put Zoltam's letter to his girlfriend
24:00in my envelope to Miss Courtney.
24:02Hey, he's not going to be very happy.
24:05Why not?
24:06He's just gone to give the letter you write to Miss Courtney
24:08to his girlfriend.
24:10What?
24:11Come on.
24:13You think I'm all happy about this?
24:15Watch out.
24:17You think I'm all happy about this?
24:46I thought you were amazing.
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