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00:04moving is rated one of the most stressful life experiences right along with divorce
00:08but i was crushing both i found a new place closer to the hospital
00:12and elliot and i were finally getting along options and i think you should proceed with
00:17the radio embolization yeah and i agree with dr reed she's the best i am we crushing it
00:24of being divorced i think we're in the honeymoon phase of our failed marriage it's amazing that
00:29we can agree on a treatment plan for a guy's liver mass when we were married we could not order
00:32a
00:32pizza together yeah and now you can scarf down as much disgusting ham and hot fruit pizza as you
00:38want just ordered hawaiian on the weekend what'd you do well since i have ollie next weekend i
00:43finally put his bed together i've actually become quite handy
00:48i think it was a slight concussion i blacked out for a bit but when i finally came to
00:53the whole thing had been put together it's okay it's not like i had anything better to do oh i
00:58get it when ollie's with you i feel a little bit lonely too i mean throwing a bottle of chardonnay
01:01and i am just holding the dog and crying you have a dog now it's the neighbors ah if you
01:05want to do
01:06something fun instead of tragic i'm going to a rave this friday with my friends maybe i should try
01:10something like that i'm in okay we'll pick you up at midnight midnight at night i'm out
01:18hey are you okay amara because i got a text that said run over here right damn now yeah i
01:23told
01:23dashana this wasn't an emergency and we shouldn't say that so she took my phone and texted you with
01:26it snitches get stitches they do these medical interns keep dumping patients on us like the
01:31surgical department is their daycare do we look like the babysitter's club to you kind of yeah look
01:36guys surgical and medical have always had beef so figure that out on your own okay no we're not
01:43gonna do that i have patients texting me and i have three daughters texting me about money and rides
01:48to soccer and more money four daughters texting me and i got a wife who's picked up extra shifts and
01:56says i need to help out more at home what i don't need right now is two more females tricking
01:59me into
02:00running my ass off and getting more steps than i need got me all sweaty doned i told you we
02:06shouldn't say that hey bubba you know how i love and respect all women right are there any women up
02:12in here there's a pretty gallop stairs but i haven't had the courage to say hello yet well don't i'm
02:17so
02:17sick of the women in my life jd how come each and every one of them is trying to get
02:20me to do something
02:21don't look at me i was team vasectomy worst part about it is because call is working so much
02:26i can't even ask for a little something something in return if you know what i mean sex yeah jd
02:31sex
02:32well done she used to get worked up by bridgerton but the new season doesn't come out for another
02:37year spring 2027 just so worn out man i've missed this you and me just getting real about life
02:44let's turn this place into our feelings dojo i want to order a love seat candles and two cozy
02:50weighted blankets on amazon there's so many choices are we thinking faux fur or sherpa fleece
02:55bro i'm thinking i live with a bunch of women let's get a poker table turk you beautiful bald
03:01bastard that's it we'll do a poker night like in the old days that's what i'm saying this is the
03:07start of a whole new chapter for me no more sad sack full-on fun sack that's what i'm talking
03:14about
03:14right we're gonna turn this place into a bro joe a bro joe here we go i'm never going home
03:23it gets
03:23even better it does i got a roommate what
03:36hi i'm your new neighbor jd i was just telling turk about you but you're watching
03:42i can't do this all on my own no i know i'm no superman
03:53i'm no superman
03:55i gotta say sacred heart seems like a completely different place
03:59for example some employees aren't even human
04:02morning little supply bar
04:05the janitor likes me morning chief morning you're in for poker tonight right
04:09oh you bet i'm skipping my daughter's play to be there oh don't do that oh it's fine she's 25
04:14and it's waiting for cadeau oh more like waiting to go home am i right
04:19you get me we get each other
04:23i should probably learn his name as for the interns instead of getting pushed into burnout
04:28they're now pushed into mental health
04:30hey sibby why a wellness room i'm so happy you asked
04:34nobody asked research shows drum roll that activities such as meditation and block building
04:41help reduce stress she wants us to play with blocks
04:44apparently the room is now open for organized relaxation
04:50can we go now yeah get the hell out
04:54but some things never change turk and i were hanging like old times
04:58two cheese we're all set bro once i feed the kids i'm gonna take them to practice and i'm drop
05:05them off at sleepovers carla has a shift at urgent care but that gives me a four hour window for
05:10our
05:10poker party come on did someone say poker i'm in uh sorry who's actually don't have a seat for you
05:17oh i wasn't asking i'll bring the bean
05:21who just legitimately crazy out of his damn mind
05:26hey oh did you really just dump another patient on us okay first of all he spiked a fever
05:31okay that means you med heads have to admit him just because you talk with your hands doesn't make it
05:36okay first of all bring your hands down and the age-old battle between surgical and medical rages on
05:41check out our kids having their first fight should we fire up our parental voices yep
05:46okay kids settle down that's enough don't make us turn this whole hospital around he'll do it
05:50get over here get over here right now dashana i saw that these photos are sick
05:57did you wear your scrubs the entire time you were in ibiza i partied at night
06:00but during the day i did help little kids with dysentery ibiza has everything take me back
06:08okay wait let's follow each other okay dr selfie not exactly what i meant by take it away
06:13oh okay well sorry this is mr nichols he's 27 he's admitted with fainting bleeding gums and bruising
06:19and he's asking us to accommodate his special diet oh of course are you are you vegan vegetarian
06:24gluten-free tarzan what now he's talking about the tarzan diet it's like all over tiktok
06:29it's all organic low carbs maximum protein he has a whole page devoted to it check out this video
06:35he's crushing a 14 egg omelet like what oh that was actually insane brah um it's doctor brah and
06:43that's probably why he passed out at the gym you need more than protein the tarzan diet is how our
06:47ancestors ate i'm surprised i have to explain that to a doctor our ancestors weren't tarzan tarzan
06:53is a fictional character i wouldn't be so sure they did make a movie about his life
06:57oh i love this room sippy when i was an intern all we had for stress relief was crying in
07:03the
07:03supply closet oh well i learned all these techniques at a seminar but i guess i got bed bugs at
07:09an
07:09airport motel for nothing because the interns don't want to come in here they think i'm weird
07:16you're not weird thanks i'm gonna ring the affirmation gong now
07:26um do i have to stay here until that end yeah don't talk this feud between medical and surgical
07:33has been going on since we were interns and long before that but it all ends today as your chief
07:38of
07:38surgery and your chief of medicine we are going to show you how to consult on a patient together
07:43today med and surge merge you guys don't charge me per doctor do you no mr johnson this is a
07:50teaching hospital oh cool i have a new kid at home could you please keep me alive yes we will
07:57daryl uh mr johnson is presenting with lower right quadrant pain let's examine the patient
08:02oh please you go first no well i think that you're going to teach me something maybe i don't
08:06no no i'd love to show you something but i think that you might be able to show me i
08:09knew what they
08:10were trying to say i would enjoy if the two of us removed our clothing and smushed all over each
08:14other i'm aware of that and have similar feelings which is why i sometimes laugh too hard at your
08:18mediocre jokes may i have this dance oh my god d train put a minute on the clock please thank
08:27you
08:28i'll show these newbies how it's done oh he has rebound tenderness i'm thinking appendicitis and
08:33based on medicals more complete history and physical we noted a productive cough and thick
08:36pneumonia although my surgical expertise is being questioned i welcome it because it's best for the
08:41patient let's run some tests time 15 seconds damn that's how we do yeah that was way more
08:46impressive than whatever this was it's a med surge merge yeah oh good i was just gonna buzz you
08:56guys can you switch my iv so i can work my other arm how about instead we work on getting
09:00you healthy
09:01okay no i'm just gonna leave that there mr nichols your 21st century tick tock diet has given you one
09:11of the oldest diseases known to man you have scurvy that's crazy because i'm incredibly healthy you get
09:18it from malnutrition scurvy can lead to tooth loss bleeding eyes and heart failure or or it could not
09:23because it's also a super easy fix right dr reed correct dr tosh you need to add citrus fruits to
09:29your diet which could be super fun and hello farmer's market right you could be like the hottest guy
09:34there plus all the girls at the farmer's market are super liberated you know what i mean i can't
09:40maintain six percent body fat eating fruit you do you tarzan oh one tip though might be tough to tear
09:46into a steak with only four teeth you don't strike me as the poker type you seem like a banana
09:58grams guy
09:59blake my boy there's a whole lot you don't know about me watch these hands i've done a whole lot
10:05of dancing on the green felt my old poker nights with dr turk were pretty crazy damn that's what i'm
10:22talking about those were some of the best times of my life sibby hey girl you know how to throw
10:29them
10:29cards poker night tonight my house you in poker no i don't gamble what's the game five card stud texas
10:38hold them what's the buy-in are there buybacks cash game or winner takes all no i don't gamble
10:46i'm sorry i need to go make a phone call to the
10:52she'll be there yes you will
10:58i feel sorry for him i feel sorry for us you're a doctor i've been a doctor for 20 years
11:05he goes like
11:06this for 30 seconds on the toilet and suddenly he knows more than us i mean we're just trying to
11:10help him i know but every patient in here uses their phone for medical advice it's kind of the
11:16world now and sam i don't like you enabling patients like that so when we're rounding i don't want to
11:22hear or see your social media phones are turning people into brain-dead idiots i'm not a brain-dead
11:27idiot no of course you're not but i'd like to take you seriously as a doctor and right now i'm
11:33not sure
11:34you've given me a reason to dr turk now i'm not sure how things worked in the 1900s but you
11:40can't
11:40make interns do personal stuff to you it looks like you're helping me pack snacks for my kids
11:44softball game but secretly i am teaching you a profound surgical life lesson okay you're just making
11:51this up as you go along aren't you lesson one always think on your feet well done dashana you
11:56want kids i do but like most women surgeons i'm freezing my eggs okay well before you hit the frost
12:00on those bad boys just know this is what your life is going to look like surgeons are much different
12:06than medical we're always on call okay and every time you run out that door someone's always
12:12disappointed damn well so how do you make it all work hmm oh oh well you don't uh like right
12:19now my best
12:20friend wants me at poker night but carla ship just got cancelled and she wants me home i bet you
12:26missed
12:26these papi i mean she really wants me home okay yeah i think this lesson is done no not so
12:32fast young
12:32padawan there's one last thing no surgeon likes to do but we do it anyway give bad news
12:40dr turk's wife sent him some freaky pictures and now he's not going to be a poker
12:43he said he will quote be hitting that i'm sorry for your loss
12:51aces over eights you know what that means fools
13:00can we deal the next hand please
13:05just serve the dip bitch oh man hey i drank too much is it okay if i crash here that's
13:12definitely
13:12gonna be a no
13:16when turk had sex after a dry patch he wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs
13:22good morning sacred heart scratches for everybody if i get lucky you get lucky scratcher for you scratcher for
13:30you francois dubois scratcher for you thank you king yes queen here you go scratcher for you miss
13:37sibby i need a win i need a win thanks for nothing hey blake lean back i'm gonna make it
13:44rain scratcher
13:45scratcher scratcher scratcher scratcher scratcher hey how's it going something tells me you got lucky
13:52last night you know a brother don't kiss and tell but hell to the yeah how'd it go last night
13:58i'm sorry i had
13:59a bill just like the good old days really no i'm in the hole man please don't flip it it's
14:05brand new
14:05this is my hog me you gotta live with your legs baby no no no hooch no so sibby tried
14:11to flip a
14:12table damn yeah your next poker night's gonna be amazing because i'm gonna be there we're cool right
14:16turk's your best friend you can tell him how you really feel i can't believe you had an intern tell
14:21me
14:21this was supposed to be the start of a new chapter of my life and you abandoned me
14:27that's what you get yeah we're cool
14:33i didn't know you were religious oh no i'm not i found this in a patient's room i'm using it
14:37to hide
14:38my phone dr reed is like all over me about it but i have this feeling there's something else wrong
14:42with
14:42a patient so i'm doing a deep dive on his socials i think that's really great tosh i've read that
14:48book
14:48he dies and comes back in the end amara we gotta go i was pissed at turk but i still
14:54had to set a
14:55great example for our interns we're still waiting for the chest ct but the initial crx confirms that
15:00daryl here has pneumonia like i thought and not appendicitis like dr turk mistakenly thought but
15:05that's okay because i always have his back even though he doesn't have mine okay what dr dorian is
15:11trying to say is we don't have to cut you unlike his words which i believe were meant to cut
15:15me no
15:15that's a first a surgeon diagnosed something correctly medical roll out
15:24hey let me go on real quick i'll pray for you dr turk my phone yeah this change is really
15:32hard
15:32on both of us but he's gotta figure out your new normal what's that about nothing just dr selfie
15:42being more interested in dming patients than diagnosing them dr selfie starting to sound a
15:47little like dr cox dr cox was hard on me but he taught us how to do things the right
15:52way he also
15:53called you barbie and undermined your confidence for years don't you remember how that made you feel
15:59she's really smart i mean keep an eye on her but give her a chance to do it her way
16:10okay let's do this now i need to handle my own drama with a little flourish do people actually
16:17know you learned that at magic camp i didn't go to magic camp turk i went to chris angel's sleight
16:21of hand symposium for wooing women okay look it sucks you blew off my poker night for sex
16:27i needed to be with carla things are hard for me jd work marriage kids i got a lot of
16:32pressure
16:33takes a lot out of me to keep it all going dr reed i know you said no phones and
16:38you're probably
16:38going to call me dr selfie again no i won't go ahead show me the stuff on logan's page is
16:43really
16:44concerning you see that i used to be that fat loser and i would rather die than go back to
16:51being him
16:55so there's just post after post like this yeah this isn't just about some fad diet i think it
17:01could be some kind of eating disorder you're right he's so obsessed with healthy eating it's become a
17:07compulsion and made him sick it could be orthorexia and i missed it that was a really good catch dr
17:14tosh
17:15honestly i'm just i'm tired of hearing how overwhelmed you are by your big happy family
17:20and your wife that loves you when i spend half my time completely alone i wish that i had your
17:26problems you sure about that because i never get to be alone last week i got stuck in the stairwell
17:32i didn't call for help i just stood there at peace so yeah maybe i'd love just a little of
17:37your
17:38problems radiology called up it's about your pneumonia patient one of the things that didn't
17:45change about this place is that it has a way of bringing people back together orthorexia is a
17:51relatively new eating disorder we're gonna help you get through this unfortunately sometimes it's the
17:57hard moments that mend us so the pain was mimicking appendicitis due to the shared neural pain pathways
18:04but it turned out to be a post-obstructive pneumonia caused by that speculated mass so daryl has lung
18:11cancer he just had a baby it's so awful so who's gonna tell him surgical or medical
18:24when things like this happen we suddenly see everything just a bit differently
18:35tell nora uncle jd says i hope she hits a home run all those things that felt overwhelming
18:40what there's a divorced mom who drinks chardonnay out of a stanley cup and wears no bra i'm pretty
18:45sure you two will hit it off it sounds like a great first mistake maybe another time you know
18:49what give her my number already dead i'll see you tomorrow damn it
18:58and too much time alone feels like an opportunity to be there for someone else
19:03oh hey dr dorian hey this week sucked i'm getting hammered you in sure i don't have anything else going
19:12on apple tini's on me oh i will not be having that but if you are catching a check let's
19:18go i've never
19:19tried an apple tini before i've never finished a whole drink before well i hope you two like older
19:23women because tonight you're hooking up with granny smith
19:29okay now everybody take it slow i ordered these easy on the teeny but the sugar in these things can
19:35still make you a little crazy thanks for buying dr dorian i'm a little light till my next paycheck
19:40hey uh what do you guys got there can you do an eight ball nine ball damn am i into
19:46sydney okay just
19:47one for me then i got a date with my couch and a little movie star named sandra bullock
19:52i know they're just kids but it's nice to find a little community
20:01the best part is they have no idea just how bad an apple tini handover is
20:07pinky out little slow sips new shoes
20:11you
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