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00:16A career in medicine can take you down many different paths.
00:21If you're lucky, you end up where you're supposed to be.
00:24Found it.
00:24Clamp.
00:27Clamping.
00:28Clamping.
00:29Clamping.
00:29Now can I go in?
00:30Rep.
00:30BP Rising.
00:32Great save, JD.
00:33Great, let's get him to R. guys.
00:38Stop it.
00:39No.
00:42Stop it.
00:44You guys are crazy.
00:45Stop it.
00:48Dr. Dorian?
00:49Yeah.
00:49Will you sign my tattoos?
00:51Sure.
00:52That was a good hair day.
00:55Great job, man.
00:57I'm glad you're feeling better.
01:04Dr. Dorian?
01:07Dr. Dorian?
01:08Do I need stitches?
01:09Sure, being a concierge doctor isn't nonstop excitement,
01:13but I have more time to see my kids.
01:14No, Frank, for cuts this small, we just use a little dab of glue.
01:18Fantastic job keeping your food journal, Lisa.
01:20I just didn't expect to see the word smashburger on every page.
01:24It's really been a full four hours?
01:26We gotta get that thing down, Reggie.
01:28And making house calls for the upper crust sure pays well.
01:31I'm more concerned with how it's leaning.
01:33Yep, this was my life now.
01:35That's why it felt so weird to be back at Sacred Heart.
01:39I live an hour away, but one of my patients collapsed at her grandson's soccer tournament nearby and got admitted.
01:44So here I am.
01:48Okay, listen up, people, listen up.
01:50That means you, Neck Race.
01:52Some things never change.
01:54The hospital is code black, which means we are at capacity.
01:57So unless you got a baby's head peeking out from between your legs,
02:00do not ask me how much longer.
02:02How much longer, Mamacita?
02:04Unless you are.
02:06Oh my God, Bambi!
02:09What the hell?
02:11Does Turk know you're here?
02:12He has no idea.
02:17J.D. is here.
02:22Turk!
02:23J.D.
02:26Coming in hot!
02:28Ready to receive!
02:32Here he goes!
02:34Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
02:35What's that?
02:36No, no, it's your sciatica.
02:37Engage your core, Z-Bear.
02:39Oh, I'm going down!
02:40Pull up!
02:40I'm going down!
02:45I think it might be time to retire, Eagle.
02:47She's right, J.D.
02:48It's time.
02:49Call it.
02:50Okay.
02:51Time of death.
02:53I know I actually can't see that without my glasses.
02:57I can't do this all on my own.
03:00No, I know I'm no Superman.
03:07I'm no Superman.
03:11So, now that you're in town, should we go out to dinner?
03:14Yes.
03:15Do you guys have a place to usually go?
03:16Buddy, we haven't been out to dinner since the Disney princesses were white.
03:20Besides, baby, I could really use some man time.
03:22Turk was surrounded by female energy.
03:24He had four daughters, Izzy, Ellie, Sophia, and Nora.
03:28How are you?
03:28Izzy, Beetle, take care of Bella Bella.
03:30Daddy, why don't I have a nickname?
03:33Oh, you do, sweetness?
03:34You had an accident.
03:36Turk!
03:37Fine.
03:38Have you guys night out.
03:39Yes!
03:40See you later?
03:40See you later, guys.
03:42Ow.
03:44Nostalgia washed over.
03:45Closet where Elliot and I hid from our very first code.
03:48That's where our love story began.
03:50Tell me right here.
03:52Okay.
03:53See?
03:55Holy crap.
03:56J.D.
03:56Good God.
03:57You're like a blonde ninja.
03:58What the frick?
03:58Why are you here?
03:59Oh, by the way, our marriage didn't make it.
04:01I have a patient.
04:02I'll be gone soon.
04:02I promise.
04:03Your promises mean just about as much as...
04:12We agreed in couples counseling that in order to have a healthy post-divorce life, we need
04:16to respect each other's space.
04:17I hate couples counseling.
04:19Could you please be mindful of your tone to avoid negative patterns from our marriage?
04:22I love couples counseling.
04:24Look, J.D., I've really been working on myself, okay?
04:26I've been lighting a candle for every resentment I had about our marriage and floating them across
04:30the pond at Winston Park.
04:31I'm in a good place.
04:32I don't want to backslide.
04:33I can't just light all those candles again.
04:34It was really cold, and I got a ticket for scaring the ducks.
04:40There's my gal.
04:42Oh, goodness, Jonathan.
04:44They've got teenagers working here.
04:46Those are just interns, Mrs. Brooks.
04:48Okay, your labs look fine.
04:51I think you're just dehydrated.
04:52Who admitted you?
04:53I did.
04:54Oh, uh, can I ask why?
04:56No judgment.
04:57None taken.
04:58I admitted her because I'm a good doctor.
05:00Oh, Dr. Park, is it?
05:03When doctors fight in front of a patient, they always try to make it sound friendly.
05:07These labs are normal for a woman of her age?
05:10If it helps, I could explain to you what all these fancy numbers mean.
05:14It's so nice to meet an incredibly stupid person.
05:18Her abdominal pain suggests ischemic valve.
05:20No.
05:21All she needs is hydration and emollient laxatives.
05:24And there he was, the chief of medicine, my mentor.
05:28At least he couldn't call me newbie anymore.
05:31What can I do for you there, oldie?
05:32Damn it.
05:34Perry, Dr. Park here needs to know that my medical expertise is on par with his.
05:38Well, now, Dr. Park graduated top of his class at Stanford, whereas your current claim
05:43to fame is handing out erections like tiny hot dogs at a bar mitzvah.
05:47Well, run a blood gas on her and see who's right.
05:49Mm.
05:51It's anemia jadea.
05:53Dr. Park is teaching me Korean.
05:54Did I hear my name in there?
05:56No.
05:56Walk with me.
05:57I, uh, heard about the divorce.
05:59Sorry about that.
06:00Also, thankful I, uh, won five dollars off of McHad.
06:04I took the under.
06:06Actually, it is good to see you.
06:08I miss the days when you're an intern.
06:10Oh, you don't have to say that.
06:11I knew it.
06:11He's about to ask you to play golf at his fancy private club.
06:14Damn it.
06:14Why did you only learn the mini kind?
06:16Get a load of this motley crew.
06:23Nope.
06:24No, no.
06:24Sorry.
06:24I am not sure how to teach these kids.
06:27I can't work on crazy hours or even abuse them anymore.
06:30And that's a bad thing.
06:31Exactly.
06:32I wasn't sure if you'd get that.
06:34I am now supposed to watch every word that comes out of my mouth because apparently they
06:39are all fragile little Christmas ornaments.
06:41Case in point.
06:43Tick-tock-tock.
06:44Oh.
06:45Hey, Dr. Cox.
06:46Tomorrow I am going to perform a central line placement and it would just be fabulous if
06:51you could come in early and observe.
06:53I'm good.
06:53I just watched one on YouTube like two days ago.
06:56It slapped.
06:57Do you know Dr. Randy?
06:58He's my favorite creator.
06:59He breaks down procedures while doing bedtime ASMR.
07:01It'll give you really graphic dreams.
07:03I'll send it to you.
07:03You're gonna die.
07:04I will die if you send it to me because then I'll just have to murder you.
07:08And with all these witnesses, I think it's pretty safe to assume they'll give me the
07:13share.
07:14Dr. Cox, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and bring it down.
07:20Work-life balance is a core principle of our wellness program.
07:23Now, if you can't embrace that, then you'll have to join me at my sensitivity training workshop.
07:29Don't I get three strikes?
07:30You have 900 strikes.
07:33Woman's like the damn feelings police.
07:37Feelings police?
07:40Go change your shirt.
07:41You look chubby in that.
07:43Feelings police!
07:46Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:48You know he's insecure about his body.
07:51He's just not ready to show you his vulnerability yet.
07:53Wow.
07:54You're really in touch with male feelings.
07:56Then you think I became a feelings cop.
07:58Oh.
07:59What the hell?
08:03I could help so many people.
08:08Hey.
08:10Good morning, sir.
08:12Dr. Chapstick is flirting with you?
08:14I don't know.
08:15I'm never sure.
08:16Last Thursday, he did tell me that he thought I had a cute verb.
08:19Tark thoughts?
08:20Yeah, he totally wants to get on that flat ass.
08:22Score.
08:23I had planned to accidentally burp near him again today, but then J.D. threw me off my
08:27gate.
08:27Stop worrying about J.D. here.
08:30Chug half of that and go launch a cute burp into that man's face.
08:34Hey.
08:38Hey, guys.
08:40Crack, I cannot believe I wasted that on you.
08:42I actually missed those.
08:44Hey, by the way, if you can get out of here early, will you hit the happy hour that has
08:47those awesome free wings?
08:48Tashauna, can you go see if there's an open OR?
08:50You know our diabetic guy, Mr. Kiefer.
08:52Let's move his toe amputation up to him.
08:55On it, Dr. Turk.
08:56I'll tell the patient there's a free wing issue.
08:58Well, don't do that.
08:59We'll mention the wings, please.
08:59Don't do that.
09:00No, no.
09:01Just one more test, and if the results are what I think they are, I should be able to
09:05get you out of here today, all right?
09:06Oh, thank goodness.
09:08Hold it.
09:09Can you babysit these for a minute, please?
09:11I need to go count to ten.
09:12This one asked if he could shut his eyes while I place a central line.
09:16Admittedly, I do still get a little woozy around some procedures.
09:19All procedures.
09:20All procedures.
09:21Oh.
09:22Okay, well, let's start by introducing yourself.
09:24This is Mrs. Brooks.
09:25I'm Dr. Green.
09:26I believe kindness is the best medicine.
09:28Actually, medicine is the best medicine.
09:30You're going to get an arterial blood gas on Mrs. Brooks.
09:32He's going to do it.
09:33I'm going to puke if I do it.
09:34I don't want him puking on me.
09:36If he pukes, I'll puke.
09:37No one is puking, okay?
09:38You got this.
09:45Mm-mm.
09:46Mm-mm.
09:47Oh, my God.
09:48This is humiliating.
09:49Captain Bedside faced that way.
09:51Yeah, I think that's probably for the best.
09:53Now, don't be overconfident.
09:54Finding the radiol artery can be tricky.
09:56I'm in.
09:57Nice job, Blake.
09:58You made that look handsome.
09:59Easy.
10:00Easy does it.
10:02I got to admit, I miss teaching.
10:05That's what this place is all about.
10:07Dr. Turk.
10:07Hmm?
10:08Maybe I could close?
10:09No, just watch.
10:11Okay.
10:12Damn, I wish this guy would just die all at once instead of in tiny little pieces.
10:19I don't know how much more I can take of this, but I'm not going to let him crush my
10:22spirit.
10:23We can't let Dr. Bummer break us.
10:26See, this is what I really miss.
10:27The hot goss.
10:29Who's Dr. Bummer?
10:30I don't know.
10:30Some other guy.
10:31He's definitely not your best friend.
10:32Turk's not a bummer.
10:33He is the worst.
10:34There's no way.
10:35And if he's ever in a bad mood, all you got to do is go, what's up?
10:38And he'll die laughing.
10:40I swear.
10:40Try it.
10:41What's that?
10:42Go practice.
10:43Carla, do you know Turk's interns call him Dr. Bummer?
10:46Well, I mean, I'm sure you know how Dr. Turk's been at work lately.
10:50Just nod like you do.
10:51And he refuses to talk about it.
10:53You all talking about Dr. Turk?
10:55If so, where's that?
10:57Even Hooch knows?
11:02Is Hooch still crazy?
11:03He's gotten worse.
11:04Doctor.
11:04Thanks.
11:05Here you go.
11:06Just what I wanted to see.
11:09Hey, Seabear.
11:10I was right about my patient.
11:12Want to come watch me rub it in Dr. Cox's face like the good old days?
11:15You know I do.
11:17Hey, but you know what?
11:17You should chew a big wad of gum.
11:19You always look tough when you chew gum.
11:20I do look tough when I chew gum.
11:22I hope they have berry blast.
11:26Excuse me, doctor.
11:28My wife's outside in the car throwing up.
11:31It might just be the stomach flu, but...
11:32So you're going to have to go to the ER?
11:35If we go to the ER, we're going to be crushed with bills.
11:38I think we'll just wait in the car in case it gets worse,
11:41but could you just take a quick look at her?
11:44Look, man.
11:46You can't order health care from your car, okay?
11:48It's a hospital, not a Wendy's.
11:50Sorry.
11:52You didn't have to be so hush.
11:53If you want to go help them, help them.
11:55You're going to get fired, but I think we'll all live.
11:58Let's go, Kim.
11:59It's Sam.
12:01A word, Perry?
12:02Yeah, a word, Perry.
12:04So it turns out that Mrs. Brooks' blood gas...
12:06I can't understand a word you're saying.
12:08I know, because the sub-it has too much blood, but I can't control it.
12:10The berry's blasting all over my mouth.
12:11Give it to me.
12:12Go ahead.
12:13Mrs. Brooks' blood gas came back.
12:15She's not acidotic.
12:16Dr. Park, you were wrong.
12:17Your boy botched it.
12:19Well, my boy here needs the burn unit because he's on fire.
12:22You both owe me an apology.
12:23I'd rather self-circumcise.
12:25Ah.
12:26Come.
12:27You two idiots are perfect for each other.
12:30He's not wrong, by the way.
12:31I managed for the last of you.
12:33Yeah, what if?
12:33Let's get wings.
12:34You look so tough right now.
12:37That went so well with Dr. Cox, I decided to press my luck.
12:41What's been going on with you, man?
12:42I'm hearing you're in a rough place.
12:44Nah, that's nothing.
12:45Your interns call you Dr. Bummer.
12:46You know, I really don't want to talk about it right now.
12:48You know, I just want to go out and blow off some steam.
12:51Actually, Turk, just hold on one second.
12:53Oh, boy.
12:54Come on, man.
12:55What is up?
12:56I'm burnt out.
12:58Okay?
12:59My patient today is a perfect example.
13:01Once he heals, he's going to ignore my advice and go right back to drinking and eating garbage.
13:06And I'll keep removing body parts until he eventually dies on my table.
13:10And his family will ask me, why couldn't you do more?
13:12You know, back in the day when you were here, we could at least get up on the roof and...
13:16We could laugh the day off with a couple of beers, but...
13:22Can't do that anymore, can we?
13:26There's no joy.
13:27None.
13:29Why haven't you told me this?
13:30I could have been there for you.
13:32I don't think you could relate to what I'm going through anyway.
13:34I mean...
13:36You write scripts in the suburbs.
13:40I don't feel like going out anymore.
13:41I'm going to go home.
13:43Turk!
13:45What's up?
13:47Not tonight, J.D.
13:49Ooh, you okay?
13:51No.
13:52Good.
13:53Did you at least discharge my patient?
13:55Dr. Cox wants me to keep her for another night.
13:58Toodles.
14:00Are you kidding me?
14:05I was doing my best angry walk because after Turk told me he was going home last night,
14:09I heard he went out with someone else.
14:11What the hell, man?
14:12You went out with the Todd?
14:13I knew with you would be therapy.
14:14I didn't want to go deep.
14:15The Todd really likes to go deep.
14:18With consent, five.
14:22Hey, Carla.
14:23If you were planning on having sex with Turk tonight, don't.
14:26He doesn't deserve it.
14:27She's not.
14:28They're sex nights Thursday.
14:29Stop telling everyone what to do.
14:31Elliot.
14:32What?
14:32I didn't even mention that you do it in the minivan because of the kids.
14:34Oh.
14:35I'm sorry.
14:36I've just been a little bit tense because someone decided to keep J.D.'s patient here
14:39a little bit longer.
14:40Why is J.D. being here so very hard on you?
14:43Aren't you the one who ended the marriage?
14:45Where did you hear that?
14:46Who can say?
14:48Carla.
14:48Barbie.
14:49Carla and I have been sharing secrets since before you and your sorority sisters were
14:53in Panama City flashing the cameras for girls gone wild.
14:57I was told I would be pixelated.
14:58Elliot is in a lot of pain, okay?
15:00Okay?
15:01Ah, yes.
15:02In the history of relationships, it has always been hardest on the one who ends it.
15:08Well, I'm not being a jerk, am I?
15:10Oh, sweetie.
15:13It's going to be fine.
15:18The second I saw Dr. Cox, I turned my angry walk right back on.
15:23Why is Mrs. Brooks still here?
15:25Why do you have the physique of a menopausal lesbian?
15:27Whoa, too mean.
15:29Not now, oldie.
15:31This is frustrating.
15:33You gave me the impression that you were able to place a central line since you learned
15:38from your Dr. Randy, was it?
15:41Yeah, but he was really chill and you're giving mean football coach vibes.
15:44Miss Tosh, you'll notice I'm not saying Dr. Tosh.
15:48Dr. Cox?
15:52Oh.
15:55You know, it used to be see one, do one, teach one.
16:00Alas, now it is see one, see one, see one, see one, see one, see one more.
16:04Call your therapist.
16:06Talk about how it felt to see one.
16:08And decide that scene one is just too triggering.
16:11It would take a Xanax to calm down, an Adderall to lock in, and finally, focus enough to be
16:17able to write about the whole ordeal in your dream journal.
16:20Of course, if your dream is to be a mediocre doctor, mission accomplished.
16:24And by all means, hang on to the scrubs.
16:26Maybe use them for Halloween.
16:28Because you're damn sure not going to be using them around here much longer.
16:32Okay.
16:32I'll see you Saturday.
16:33Worth it.
16:36Feelings police.
16:37What?
16:38Oh, it's this little song I hear in my head whenever I see you.
16:40Oh, I love it.
16:42Feelings police.
16:43You got it.
16:46Hey, you can do this.
16:48Guide that finder needle into the jugular.
16:50And she's going to nick that artery.
16:51No, she's not.
16:52She's not nicking anything.
16:53You got this, Sam.
16:58Is it on my face?
16:59No.
17:02No, no, no.
17:04Why don't you go take a couple, okay?
17:06Five, ten, fifteen, whatever you need.
17:09It's gone.
17:11And she did it.
17:14And only one person wasn't psyched for her.
17:17Hey, Blake.
17:19Just a little advice.
17:21You can't keep alienating everyone, okay?
17:23This job is really rough.
17:25You're going to need people.
17:26Well, I'm not a kid like them, so don't worry about me.
17:29I'll be fine.
17:30Not if nobody has your back.
17:31Trust me.
17:33Got to go.
17:38That's why I kept your patient here.
17:41I'm sorry, what?
17:43To keep you here.
17:46You needed a reminder of how very good you are at what you do.
17:50Getting her through that procedure.
17:52That inspiring nonsense you just said to that gorgeous young man.
17:56I can't do that.
17:59I want you to come back.
18:02Are you messing with me?
18:03No.
18:05Come back.
18:07Make a difference.
18:09At least give it some blood.
18:14Dr. Dorian.
18:16Can I talk to you?
18:20I'm about to go into surgery.
18:21What the hell are you guys doing?
18:22All right, Tashana.
18:23Tell them what you told me.
18:24Well, Dr. Turk,
18:26the reason I chose this hospital was because of you.
18:29Hey, all I kept hearing was how great Dr. Turk is.
18:32You're like the only other black surgeon in this place.
18:35Hey, the rest of them just got, like,
18:37cold play on loop in the OR
18:39and say stuff like,
18:41wow, you're so articulate.
18:43I guess I just thought you'd be my guy.
18:46Great job.
18:47Now we leave so he can feel horrible about himself.
18:50No, Tashana, you stay.
18:51You're going to close.
18:52Are you good with that?
18:54Yeah, sure.
18:55Yeah, no problem.
18:57No problem.
18:59No problem.
19:00No problem.
19:00No problem.
19:01No problem.
19:18I had no idea what to do about Dr. Cox's job offer,
19:21so I decided to sleep on it.
19:23Sometimes when you feel a little lost,
19:26the world gives you a sign.
19:28It's just not always a good one.
19:31What's your status?
19:32She was found unresponsive in her car.
19:34Heart attack.
19:35We're trying, but she's gone.
19:40Why couldn't you have helped us?
19:46I had seen these moments too many times.
19:49You just thought it was a stomachache.
19:52You can't get through them on your own.
19:59This wasn't your fault.
20:02Could have happened to any one of us.
20:03It would have taken me one minute to just walk out there
20:05and check on her,
20:06and now she's dead because I didn't walk outside.
20:09I should have done something.
20:18And like that, I knew what my decision was.
20:21Hey.
20:23What are you still doing here?
20:24I thought you'd be long gone by now.
20:26I'll take the job.
20:28Oh, I'm quite glad.
20:30Barry, working alongside you
20:31will be one of the great honors of my life.
20:34I should have been clear.
20:35You're not going to be working with me.
20:37You're going to be me.
20:40I can't be you.
20:42You're right.
20:44It must be you.
20:46This particular world has passed me by.
20:50You're the only one I trust to do better and try harder.
20:54Barry, I really don't think I...
20:56JD, those interns need somebody to do for them
21:00what I did for you.
21:02Okay?
21:05Dr. Park really wanted this job.
21:07And his hatred for you
21:10is going to burn quite hot.
21:11And that thought
21:15will keep me warm at night.
21:21I've never been a boss.
21:24I've never even run a lemonade stand.
21:26But one thing's for sure.
21:28I can't do this all on my own.
21:38You know, I read in the New York Times
21:40that there's such a male loneliness epidemic
21:43that some guys are actually calling their friends at night
21:45to say goodnight.
21:47That's crazy.
21:49I know.
21:51Do you think it would be cool...
21:53Not a shot in the dark.
21:54I don't want to do it either.
21:55Yeah.
21:57Maybe once a week.
22:00Wednesday it is.
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