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00:01One of the most important skills doctors learn is how to keep their emotions in check.
00:06We call this skill, Doctor Face.
00:08So, during your son's surgery, we found a tumor. I'm so sorry.
00:13I wouldn't say the newbies were nailing it yet.
00:17It's about being professional.
00:24My Doctor Face had gotten better and better over the years.
00:27You got something on your face, Asher.
00:30Looks like it's Amara.
00:32Nothing could rattle me.
00:34I'm not invited to the barbecue, but it's our tradition.
00:38J.D., we did it for 16 years. That's hardly a tradition.
00:41Oh, really? Then why did we record this last year?
00:44We're writing a prescription for our barbecue tradition.
00:48Yep.
00:48I'm already wishing for next year's edition of our barbecue tradition.
00:53Tradition!
00:55Tradition.
00:56Okay, fine. Carla wants to do it with Elliot and Wes this year.
00:59You get it, buddy.
01:00Then you go to her and you fight for me.
01:02I'm not strong enough, J.D.
01:04She's going through menopause.
01:05She's having mood swings, night sweats, day sweats.
01:08She's always wearing sweats.
01:10I'm starting to avoid her.
01:11Hey, have you seen Turk?
01:12Yeah, he's right...
01:16I haven't seen him.
01:20Whoa.
01:20You just materialized.
01:22You're like Merlin.
01:23I've gotten good.
01:24I see you.
01:26I ain't mad at the back either.
01:27Okay, okay.
01:29We're super excited about the barbecue.
01:31Wes is bringing something called Pilot's Booty.
01:34It's first-class warm nuts mixed with Coach pretzels.
01:38Oh, you could just bring ice.
01:40We'll figure out something else to bring.
01:41Save your Pilot's Booty for me.
01:44Good night.
01:45Oh.
01:47Another hot flash?
01:48Just shut up and fan me.
01:49I guess Carla wanted to hide her menopause.
01:52But it wasn't going to be easy.
01:55Dr. Faces, everyone.
01:58Dr. Faces.
02:00I can't do this all on my own.
02:04Though I know I'm no Superman.
02:10I'm no Superman.
02:13I've been thinking we should spend more time together.
02:15You know, really water the garden of our friendship.
02:17You're not coming to the barbecue, JD.
02:19Oh, is that happening?
02:20Our long-standing tradition of smoking meat
02:22and making memories that last a lifetime?
02:24I wasn't even thinking about it.
02:26Seriously.
02:27It's not about that.
02:28I just...
02:29I miss you.
02:30Don't be sweet with me right now.
02:31I can't handle it.
02:33Okay.
02:34Don't touch me.
02:35Mr. Butler, I'm Dr. Dorian.
02:40I'm sorry, is that ranch dressing?
02:42I brought my own from home.
02:43I'm kind of a ranch snob.
02:44Mr. Butler, if you don't make some serious lifestyle changes,
02:48you're gonna suffer through bypass surgery for no reason.
02:51But I am making lifestyle changes.
02:53I take vitamins every day.
02:54I walk every day.
02:55I'm down to a jug a week.
02:57I'm putting in the work.
02:58Listen, I know making lifestyle changes is hard,
03:00but we're gonna take this one step at a time.
03:02Something just as important as Dr. Face is nurse voice.
03:07And Carla was the best.
03:10Guys, we did everything we could.
03:12This was a high-risk case.
03:14Yeah, but that doesn't make telling the family any easier.
03:16And yet, you are so good at it.
03:19Actually, Deshaunna, you're gonna be the one to tell the Garcia family that he passed away.
03:23Oh, come on, man.
03:24Now, you know I'm not good at this.
03:26Hey, other people's feelings just bring up a lot of...
03:29You know...
03:30Feelings?
03:31Yes!
03:32Look, I'm not a crier, okay?
03:34I'm not even a hugger.
03:35Oh.
03:35Even in high school basketball, my coach told me to bring it in.
03:38Never did.
03:40Well, you're just like me.
03:42Hey!
03:43Come on, Sven!
03:44No, no, it was a bad thing.
03:45I needed to work on it, and so do you.
03:47Look, that family is hurting.
03:48You need to step up and be there for them.
03:55Because that's the job.
03:59Even some of the old pros could struggle with Dr. Face.
04:02I am Mariah Carey.
04:05Don't look at me!
04:07But Elliot had other things on her mind.
04:10Girl, Wes just texted the funniest thing.
04:13It was not funny.
04:15All right, yeah.
04:16I get it.
04:16Cockpit means two things.
04:18Classic, right?
04:20Wait, do you not like him?
04:22I mean, I don't really know him yet, but I'm sure he's perfectly fine.
04:27Elliot's relationship wasn't the only one under scrutiny.
04:31Shaggy.
04:34I really do need some gauze.
04:37Sorry.
04:39Bye.
04:41Okay, anytime you have a hot flash,
04:45ice cream in the morgue is our new go-to.
04:49I'm just glad you're finally talking about the change.
04:52Call out that one more time, you're gonna find yourself in one of those drawers.
04:54I'm not Teen Wolf.
04:56Carla as Teen Wolf?
04:59Don't get distracted.
05:00She needs you.
05:01Hey.
05:02Tell me.
05:03What's been going on?
05:05Ugh.
05:06It's been so hard, JD.
05:08I'm anxious.
05:09I'm moody.
05:10I can't sleep.
05:11I'm finding hair in the strangest places.
05:13I'll bet you are.
05:15Hey!
05:16Sorry.
05:17You know what really sucks?
05:19I'm doing everything that I used to at home and at work.
05:22I always feel like I'm coming up short.
05:23Mm-hmm.
05:25I hate aging.
05:26Well, if it makes you feel any better, the only thing longer than my father's earlobes were his testicles.
05:33So I've got that coming for me.
05:36You know, that does make me feel better.
05:39Please don't make me do this.
05:40I want to cut stuff, but not talk to families.
05:43I'll just be a butcher.
05:45Deshaun, I'm gonna give you some advice that's gotten me through some really hard times.
05:50The only way to grow is to face challenges that seem beyond your strength.
05:56That's on the poster behind me, isn't it?
05:58It is.
05:59Put your doctor face on and get in there.
06:04Um, Mrs. Garcia, I am so sorry.
06:09We did everything we could.
06:11Your husband didn't make it.
06:15It's just so hard.
06:16He worked all the time.
06:19He was such a good dad.
06:23It feels like you guys could just hug each other now.
06:27No.
06:28No, no, no.
06:29You guys are in great hands.
06:31Take all the time you need.
06:40For some reason, Amara really reminded me of myself.
06:50Give me a hug.
06:51Uh-uh.
06:52Let me guess.
06:53You've been kissing Asher again.
06:54That's the craziest thing I've ever done.
06:56And now that I've got a taste of this crazy girl lifestyle, I want more.
06:59I want to try sushi, pole dancing.
07:01I want to flash a trucker, and uh...
07:03I love this for you, but you still live with your aunt.
07:07So you might want to stay off the pole.
07:09Maybe try going out with us on a Saturday night instead of making pasta and watching the Great British bake
07:14off with her.
07:15You're right.
07:15We're going out on Saturday night.
07:17We're going out on Saturday night.
07:18Oh my god.
07:19On Saturday night.
07:20Hey, we're going out on Saturday night.
07:22So...
07:24Shades inside, huh?
07:25Cool.
07:26Looks like we're going to get you started on IV antibiotics for your cellulitis.
07:30What you are going to get started on is this list.
07:35And this dressing room is unacceptable.
07:41Baby, you was falling asleep again.
07:43Again?
07:44What does that mean, again?
07:45You're always saying again.
07:46See, I wasn't nothing.
07:47I'll just be talking sometimes.
07:48I have an energy boost smoothie for the hardest working woman in the hospital.
07:52I call it the mango pause.
07:57Funny.
07:58Yeah, it's so funny.
07:59I got to get some more napkins for my armpits.
08:02Okay.
08:04Would you like to borrow some of my thunder since I stole all of yours?
08:07J.D., I'm going to tell you something right now.
08:09You sound like that guy who went to go live with the grizzly bears.
08:12At first he was like, I'm a grizzly man. They love me.
08:14And then one day they tore his ass up.
08:16Don't hate me just because I understand women.
08:18You know, I should really teach a course for less enlightened guys like you.
08:22I could call it, hey man, pause.
08:25Turk, you can still eat sweet barbecue sauce with your diabetes, right?
08:30Yeah, I mean, I got my pod.
08:32I can dose insulin from my phone for any meal I want.
08:35Then we have some big news.
08:37Wes is flying a pair of lungs to save a smoker in Kansas City.
08:40And then I'm stopping at a smoker in Kansas City to pick you up.
08:43The best brisket in the country.
08:47Wow, that's really nice. Wow. Thank you, Wes.
08:50It's okay, Turk. You can be happy even though I'm not invited to the barbecue.
08:54Kansas City brisket, here we come. Let's go!
08:57I'm going to put a hex on his belly.
08:59Where is my witchcraft workbook?
09:03So, Turk seemed excited.
09:05Most meat makes Turk excited.
09:07Three of our daughters are because they kept bringing back the McRib.
09:11Carla, do you like Wes or not?
09:13Honestly, I thought your first fling would be a lot more exciting.
09:17He flies a plane in the sky.
09:20Yeah. You think that'd be more interesting?
09:22Hmm.
09:25I have something to show you behind this curtain.
09:29Please.
09:31So, when I told my dad about us, he said that when you really like someone,
09:35you should do something for them every day to let them know.
09:38His name is Asher Bear.
09:41You told your dad about us?
09:42Mm-hmm.
09:43It's been less than a week. We haven't even made out in real clothes yet.
09:47Well, that's long enough for me to know how I feel about you.
09:49Yeah, yeah.
09:51Yeah.
09:52Yeah, when I visualized this moment, there was more kissing and less backing away.
09:56That sounds...
09:57Yeah.
09:58Yeah.
10:00When you open your locker, there may be an eruption of flowers.
10:03Please disregard.
10:06Dashana, I'm gonna be honest with you.
10:07You failed the Garcia family big time.
10:10But good news, you get to retake the test.
10:12Okay, retake the test?
10:14Mrs. Garcia knows he's dead.
10:15I made that very clear.
10:17Remember when the Garcia family was saying how he was always away working?
10:20Yeah.
10:21Yeah, what he was working on was hiding his second family.
10:25Ooh, second family.
10:27This is my favorite kind of hospital gossip.
10:29Second only to when the baby come out the wrong color.
10:31Mmm.
10:33Oh, God, I cannot believe this.
10:35Me neither.
10:36Mr. Garcia was not cute.
10:39Fresh Flowers Fruit Bowl Perrier.
10:41Okay.
10:41Who does she think she is?
10:44Mariah Carey.
10:45She was very clear.
10:46She suffers from psychosis.
10:48Blake, you gotta treat the whole patient.
10:50Even if that means supporting some of her delusions.
10:55What?
10:55How am I supposed to do that?
10:58Look, Blake, you're the best intern in this place.
11:01You'll figure it out.
11:02Oh.
11:03The best?
11:04Really?
11:05Ha!
11:06See how good that made you feel?
11:08Support the delusion.
11:10Being kind is part of being the best, Blake.
11:15How come I only have two patients?
11:18Oh!
11:18Child, Dr. Dorian asked us to cut your workload into what you can handle.
11:21Yeah, we got you, baby.
11:23The way you carried us when we first came on, we're gonna carry you now.
11:26Mm, hallelujah.
11:27Mm, mm, mm.
11:31Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
11:34Observe, Turk.
11:35What's possible if you stop running from Carla's needs and start anticipating them?
11:40Hey.
11:42How dare you?
11:43What now? Mm?
11:44Carla can't handle being a nurse anymore?
11:46Carla's a failure at everything?
11:48Yeah, man! How dare you?
11:50Carla, I was just trying to help. You're overreacting.
11:52It's probably just the hormones.
11:55just the hormones
12:02I'm sorry wait
12:03you better give me back my patience
12:05cause I was here on your first date
12:07and I can sure as hell make this your last
12:14Merlin
12:16tore your ass up
12:25I know just how to fix this
12:28Carla I'm really sorry
12:29I'll give you all your patience back
12:31I didn't mean to
12:31oh no she's Dominican mad
12:37I wonder what testiculos mean
12:40okay Manny how are we
12:42oh dude come on
12:43you gotta be kidding me we talked about this
12:46sorry
12:46every time I eat it I'm sitting at my grandma's table
12:49she used to put it on everything
12:52it's a part of my life
12:53and I can't let go of it
12:55if only Carla wasn't mad at me
12:57and could use her nurse voice
12:59maybe I could give it a shot
13:01you know Manny
13:02I get the connection to grandma's
13:05I remember having
13:06pollo and plantains
13:09with my abuela and her testiculos
13:11nope that felt wrong
13:13I'll be back
13:21I need to say this fast
13:23just because I'm nervous
13:24I'm having so much fun with you
13:25but I don't think we're on the same page
13:27I mean you know I haven't done a lot as an adult
13:29I haven't even tried sushi
13:31and you probably had sushi with a bunch of people
13:33while I have had a lot of sushi
13:35it was meaningful sushi with just a few people
13:38actually I'm talking about actual sushi
13:40I mean there's a lot of things I haven't done
13:42I just want to keep it cash
13:44yeah I'm glad you said it first
13:46yeah let's keep this fun
13:47and meaningless and empty
13:49totally
13:49we'll accept a lot of fun
13:51I'll see you later then
13:52yeah or maybe you won't
13:54I don't care
13:55I'm so glad we talked
14:01look I know it's hard to say goodbye
14:13you know what go ahead
14:15be mad
14:16I don't care anymore
14:20I am not good at that
14:22and I never will be
14:25you know what I am good at
14:26surgery
14:27and that is my job
14:28it's not crying
14:29it's not hugs
14:30why are you grinning
14:31because when I hear you talk
14:33all I hear is stupid 25 year old me
14:36all you're missing is the tracksuit and the gold chains
14:38yeah I got them both
14:40Tashana this is part of the job
14:43come on if you can't do this here
14:44how are you expecting to do this for the people in your life
14:46well I don't have emotionally needy people in my life
14:50who put this here
14:52why is everybody against me
14:57you will young Turk
14:59you will
15:02baby
15:09how's it going
15:09your wife is dead
15:11some aging incompetent bitch has taken her place
15:15don't you talk about my wife that way
15:19it's true
15:20you know this job was always hard
15:26but it was always fun
15:29now
15:32it's just hard
15:34I can't keep up
15:36finally
15:39interesting choice of last words
15:41I should finish
15:42you've always been smarter than me
15:45stronger than me
15:47when I was that cocky ass intern
15:49you always had my back
15:52now for the first time
15:54you actually need me
15:56and I get to be there for you
15:59I love you
16:01I know
16:04okay get off me
16:05I'm hot
16:05you guys will always have each other
16:07and I'm super happy
16:08but I just want to remind you
16:09that I might die alone
16:10you're not coming to the barbecue JD
16:11damn it
16:13all right
16:13I hope this is all up to your standards
16:16that's much better
16:17now it looks nice for when my family comes to see me
16:19great
16:21I hope they come
16:25I haven't seen my family in so long
16:28and there it was
16:29the slippery slope of kindness
16:32I hope they come too
16:34maybe if I put on a concert
16:36and I'd obviously need backup dancers
16:39of course
16:41I'll see what I can do Miss Carrie
16:44hey Manny
16:44Nurse Espinosa has something she needs to tell you
16:47oh no please hey not my ranch
16:49Manny your body can't handle the things it used to
16:52when it was younger
16:52you have to let go
16:54you might suffer some ranch withdrawal syndrome
16:57but I don't think that's a thing
16:59but the people who love you will help you through
17:03okay
17:08come here
17:09come here
17:12it's okay
17:12you take this big jug of ranch
17:15and you use it at the barbecue
17:17that I'm not invited to
17:20Elliot
17:20I hope you're not mad at me because of Wes
17:23I've just been so moody
17:25you know the funny thing is
17:26I kept waiting to spiral
17:27but then I didn't
17:28and then I spiraled about not spiraling
17:30but then I realized
17:31I just don't care
17:33maybe that's a good part about getting older
17:34I do not give two fricks
17:36about what anyone thinks
17:37so you can say whatever you want about Wes
17:40thank God
17:42because he's a little dull and not funny
17:44and I think he looks like the man in the yellow hat
17:46from Curious George
17:49have you ever thought about hormone therapy?
17:56oh sorry
17:57oh
17:58you're alone
17:59sorry I thought you'd be making out with your girlfriend
18:01uh she's not my girlfriend
18:03she wants to keep things
18:04cash
18:04why do you Americans abbreviate everything?
18:07IDK
18:08but I'm guessing that's not what you want
18:11no but I understand how she feels
18:15when I was 16 my dad got sick
18:17so I moved over here to care for him
18:19I know what it's like to miss out on being young
18:22or experiencing life because of someone else
18:24I'm so sorry
18:25I didn't know that happened
18:30Doctor Face set the obvious sexual tension
18:34and now he thinks we're banging
18:36great
18:41the most important part of Doctor Face
18:43is knowing when to drop it
18:44like when you finally understand
18:46that your attending was just trying to teach you
18:48a little compassion
18:53and I want to skydive
18:54and I want to dance on a table
18:56or when you realize
18:57it's okay to open up to someone
18:59who's a little more needy
19:00and I want to go to the movies
19:02and buy overpriced concessions
19:03instead of sneaking in my aunt's
19:04giant bag of pistachios
19:05alright
19:06uh
19:06cute crazy thing to put on your list
19:08what about
19:08moving out of your aunt's?
19:10yes
19:10and moving in with you
19:11ooh Amaro
19:14wait
19:15wait yeah
19:16why the hell not?
19:18wait seriously?
19:18yeah
19:19yeah
19:19whether it's a new friendship
19:21or an old one
19:22we get by
19:23by leaning on each other
19:25you can cut my patient load
19:28it was just
19:30really hard for me to admit
19:32that Bambi knew best
19:35I get it
19:37you know why I didn't invite you
19:38to the barbecue?
19:39Turk said it's because
19:40last time I ate too much
19:41of the collard greens
19:42I can see through your doctor face
19:44I've always been able to
19:47you're scared
19:48like that first week
19:50when I named you Bambi
19:51and placed all your IVs for you
19:54you're afraid of moving on
19:56but if I keep coddling you
19:58and inviting you
19:59to all the comfy
20:00familiar barbecues
20:02you're never gonna find the life
20:04that's waiting for you
20:07and by life that's waiting for you
20:08I mean an accomplished woman
20:09that I can actually
20:10have a conversation with
20:11okay?
20:12I'll always be Bambi
20:13and Carla would always
20:15take care of me
20:16first day Bambi
20:17Carla will take care of you
20:20some things change
20:23some things don't
20:35and why is this
20:37limited edition figurine
20:38in your stomach?
20:39because mint condition
20:40Astro Boy
20:41is worth $15,000
20:42and I was not about
20:43to pay 6%
20:44to Japanese customs
20:45so I swallowed
20:46that little bitch
20:49give the team
20:49a moment to discuss
20:51doctor face exit
20:56that guy's like
20:57a walking happy meal
20:58that is not gonna be
20:59a mint condition
21:00once Astro Boy
21:01blasts his way to freedom
21:04doctor face check-in
21:07let's do this
21:11me and my crack team
21:13are going in
21:15spread them
21:17bye-bye
21:18bye-bye
21:18bye-bye
21:18bye-bye
21:19bye-bye
21:19bye-bye
21:19bye-bye
21:19bye-bye
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