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00:01you ready for your first day chief i sure am chief and tonight's my welcome dinner you're
00:05coming right absolutely if someone at your table doesn't show up you're allowed to eat their cake
00:09wait a minute i know that smirk you got me a present didn't you i did oh my god no
00:15no this
00:16isn't your present their bus jumped immediately and i got you these two chiefs oh my god i know
00:22my littlest made them for us mine's chocolate yours is vanilla i'll take brown we're gonna need
00:27a secret handshake i worked on that at four o'clock in the morning you ready this is how it
00:30goes we
00:31go two chiefs high five bring it down and then jazz hands if we have time sure hey kid do
00:36me a favor
00:37give us a beat throw some stank on it this is our first chief strut make it nasty
00:52okay our next patient blake this is miss flynn 42 admitted with edema fatigue my very first rounds
00:59with my interns i needed to establish my teaching style be firm that's not gonna cut it buddy boy
01:06but i correctly diagnosed her and she's being discharged oh sorry to be honest i was thinking
01:11about my teaching style great job buddy boy next patient you've never been good at being mean
01:17try super friendly with fun nicknames okay this is stanley campos admitted for cardiac
01:22embloidosis he's hypnotremic who can tell me why it's hypervolemic hyponatremia secondary to
01:28congestive heart failure nice job dr tosh you are on fire today i'm gonna call you hot mouth
01:34you called an intern hot mouth dr tosh was answering every question right she was on fire
01:40dr dorian in the future i'm going to need you to wait i know bring it down okay leave the
01:48gestures to
01:48me in the future i'm going to need you to stop and think now if you'll excuse me my next
01:56meeting is
01:57going to be a long one speaking of things that are long nope i'm not going to finish that the
02:03big
02:03dog has learned that's not appropriate well todd you're showing huge growth well then you should
02:09see my dog i can't do this all on my own no i know i'm no superman
02:20i'm no superman being chief of medicine was an opportunity to change the culture
02:25to treat interns with dignity and to put patient care above profits i had been chosen by the best
02:32to ever do it and even though they painted him like a serial killer i'm not gonna let him down
02:36i know you're thinking you won't let him down but i can assure you you most definitely will
02:40you haven't worked at a hospital in over 15 years and you think you could prance in here like a
02:45gay
02:45little reindeer ready to lead santa's sleigh even though rudolph was there before you rudolph worked
02:49harder and rudolph deserves it more i'm guessing you're rudolph just like in the movies every hospital
02:56has a hero and a villain appletini shaken not stirred the name is dorian john dorian seriously
03:05you made me the asian villain with no lines and yet here you are talking
03:20that was definitely not shaken listen when i see something i want i get it you see those two
03:26gorgeous surgeons back there before they met me they were married and then i banged them both
03:31wow that is a lot of input for me first thing in the morning that's exactly what they said
03:36what is your point i'm very good at sex no what is your macro point i don't quit until i
03:42get what i want
03:46you banged them both
03:49how are you i was gonna check in because i know you've had a rough week
03:53but then i realized it's funny really so that we don't have each other's numbers yeah yeah i know
03:58okay asher your patient take it away stanley or as i called him stan the man oh we're not doing
04:04nicknames anymore dr bullet there bud anyway stanley here has a heart full of joy well his chart says
04:11he has a heart full of protein deposits so maybe start with that stanley are you taking your medication
04:16i am ashy here has been really worried about me but i'm doing you know i'm doing all oh my
04:23god
04:23what is he coding he's coding oh my god oh my god i've got you he almost started chest compressions
04:30and broke most of your ribs but good one let's get a tdm and check the level of meds in
04:34his system
04:37after you
04:39bowl head he's crashing nurse compressions tosh intubate
04:46visualize the larynx get the tube in place i'm in but his jaw fell off am i getting sued for
04:53this
04:54should i fix it no you don't have to fix this okay you have to fix this i'm the head
05:02of the
05:02hospital simulation program his mannequins are so old they don't even think i should have the
05:06right to vote is that norm oh he and i go way back i put my mouth on him before
05:10i ever put my
05:11mouth on you pay attention how every other hospital has a high-tech simulation program with
05:15mannequins that provide real-time vitals it's a big expense jd but this is your chance to actually
05:21make a difference around here you know what elliot thank you for bringing this to my attention
05:26i'm going to approve it yes i owed it to norm he made me a better kisser
05:31we won't ever tell her what really happened norm will we
05:35i felt good about my decision cutting-edge technology was the best way to give interns
05:40hands-on experience none of you allowed to touch my surgical robot that is my robot
05:44whose robot is it your robot exactly when it arrives if you plan on using it you will have to
05:50finish
05:50every single training module uh dr turn yes um i'm in the middle of an 18-hour shift when am
05:56i
05:56supposed to learn all this without losing my mind that is a great question dashana what is that not
06:01everyone your problem exactly exactly and in fact don't even look at this no more
06:09hi hospital mandated nap time about to go down thankfully i have my winston smart sleep mask thank
06:16you winston hey could you uh create content elsewhere i'm trying to sleep oops sorry i just have to say
06:23i followed you since that's a goal huge fan sorry are they like your sleep mask my aunt knitted mine
06:32she has arthritis and can't tighten the knots it lets in a lot of light but i just count the
06:36holes
06:36till i fall asleep it's it's like uh counting stars they send me these for free they're velcro so they
06:41wrap around your head maybe you could wrap it in your mouth so i can take part in the mandated
06:4530 minute
06:46ramp sleep thank you
06:58stanley do your blood works show that you aren't taking your medication
07:02i'm i'm taking it the lab results don't lie stanley even with my insurance it's like a thousand bucks
07:08for 90 pills so i take two a week instead of one a day makes them last longer
07:17it's all i can afford a thousand dollars for 90 pills the nhs isn't perfect but you do realize all
07:26our prescriptions only cost ten dollars i mean how the hell is anyone supposed to afford to live in
07:30this country if they get sick well if you're ugly there's gofundme if you look like me it's only
07:34fans good heavens look you don't have time to get involved you have too many patients to see hey dummies
07:40let's go tick tock to maximize profits doctors are required to see five patients every hour
07:46that's only 12 minutes per patient it can feel a bit mechanical
07:50move move move let's go let's go let's go it was equal and reactive oh just stopped off fluid stopped
07:55up press check tick tock let's go reflexes intact let's go go go lights in and clear let's go let's
08:02go
08:03one two three secret card you know what i'm changing the culture around here don't worry about dr park
08:11you call the insurance company you do whatever you need to do for stanley but what about my patients i'll
08:17cover them trust me they won't notice your god that's not nice thank you dr dorian i'll call his
08:23insurance company now and there it was the look that i had given dr cox so many times the one
08:29that
08:29said dr dorian you're the mentor i've always dreamed of oh it sounded even better in british
08:36next stop on chief day one it was time to double down and bond with the most important people in
08:41the
08:41hospital hello charge nurses you two are a fun pair i'm gonna call you
08:50by your given names mine's john dorian oh you better not be oh but i am nope retracted i'm the
08:59new chief of medicine you're dr reed's ex-husband we've heard all about you taking the mistress
09:03cheating on that queen beautiful queen cheating that beautiful queen i never cheated on that queen
09:07beautiful queen i never cheated on that beautiful queen a mistress elliot you're telling people i
09:16cheated that's a lie i never said that i mean sure i vented about our marriage but it was basic
09:21stuff
09:22like how we drifted apart or how you reloaded the dishwasher every time i loaded it cups don't go on
09:27the bottom elliot that's what the top shelf is for oh relax you do you know how hospital gossip is
09:31it
09:32just takes on a life of its own i get it it's just that i'm the chief now and i
09:35can't have people
09:35hating me i know thanks so much again for the sim lab upgrade okay so some people had the wrong
09:42idea
09:42about me i didn't need everyone to be a fan i'm gonna need you to stop fangirling over that med
09:49intern
09:49got it will do thank you but i just find her so inspiring oh my god dude i found her
09:53ridiculous
09:54you kidding me oh hi i'm dr tosh um i'm eating lunch oh i can't eat lunch without telling you
10:00i'm
10:00eating lunch comment what i should eat for lunch tomorrow like hey hey i don't think i was supposed
10:07to hear that but i'm glad i did i'm sorry i get secondhand embarrassment and i need a minute
10:17hey hey have you heard these rumors about me having a mistress yep but you can't stop hospital gossip so
10:23i hooked you up i made her a really sexy brazilian woman named valentina you want to hear about some
10:28the stuff y'all got into no but i bet valentina has caramel skin oh you know she does valentina
10:36i i just hope all the gossip doesn't undermine my chiefing hey look at me your chief thing is amazing
10:43and i mean that look at that guy right there yes hi i'm trying to get a voucher for my
10:47patient's
10:48medicine he's over there fighting the good fight because you taught him that i'm proud of you chief
10:55to cheese i'll see you later
11:01can i help you oh i'm just here for the show what show what the hell i'm not getting my
11:07robot because
11:07of you you know what you can keep your damn chief bracelet how dare you the board froze my funding
11:13because apparently you approved some sim lab for elliot who told you that he did oh i did what the
11:19hell jd drag him i just got a text that i might not be getting my sim lab because of
11:23turk stupid robot
11:24oh i sent that one too the board said there's only room in a budget for one of them so
11:27what's it gonna
11:27be chief okay i bet you just calm down i need a minute and more drama in three two one
11:33dr dorian i
11:34need a minute bring us home simby not a big deal but did you tell this little english chalamet to
11:39do
11:39what it takes to help his patient with insurance yes i did okay well i lied about the not a
11:43big deal part
11:44can you tell him what you said well i lost my temper with the person on the phone i'm sorry
11:47you did a
11:48bit more than lose your temple with the person on the phone chitty chitty bang bang what happened to
11:52no nicknames he screamed a curse word that they use over in london that no one in this nation would
11:57ever have the audacity to yell in a hospital except maybe in gynecology okay listen i'm gonna fix this
12:04everyone get out of here just give me a minute you take this go you're out your mind if you
12:10think i'm
12:10gonna wear this bravo chief i mean you promised elliot a sim lab without checking the budget or you
12:16would have known that that robot would bring in much needed revenue for this hospital you're a
12:21people pleaser you want to help everybody dr dorian you can take a look at this and make sure the
12:28hospital stays open i looked at the numbers the robot will bring in money the sim lab will cost us
12:37money i'm sorry elliot
12:45even though i wanted to be asher's hero focus on your patient load and discharge stanley
12:51are you being serious dead serious sometimes you have to be the villain
13:00one at the buffet fine let's do it i know i hit a wall with stanley's insurance and the drug
13:06company but there's got to be another way not for us it's up to mr campos to figure that out
13:10now
13:11i took a hippocratic oath to first do no harm letting this man slowly kill himself because he
13:15can't afford medicine is definitely causing him harm asher i have a hospital to run and you have many
13:20patients to see that is your job around here victories are short-lived what did we get
13:27the robot and what do we do let's go sorry about your sim lab elliot not your fault of course
13:42jd
13:42sided with you it's always been that way i don't know why i even tried elliot elliot
13:50what the hell was that i'm gonna need you to hold please i don't know tark i guess i just
13:53wish jd
13:54would prioritize me the way he does you oh okay you sound crazy right now what did you just call
13:59her
14:00crazy oh no he didn't oh yes he did francois yes he did
14:05damn y'all supposed to be on my side why because you black no because we black you do not
14:10get
14:11preferential treatment over that fine queen she's been through too much too much but take some of this
14:16motion baby for what put him ashy ass elbows you got walking over here come on you gotta protect
14:21that beautiful melanin yeah get on it yes thank you he's fine as hell but i will never let him
14:28know
14:31so that thing happened uh and look i didn't mean for you to hear it and hopefully it won't happen
14:40again
14:42um i think that would be a really good apology except for the part where you didn't say sorry at
14:46all well i'm not good at apologizing okay but i shouldn't have said what i said and i feel bad
14:53about it oh my god can you stop popping out of places like that girlfriend ring i accept your apology
15:01the shauna look is what i do silly sometimes have guys offered to buy my socks after a 36-hour
15:07shift
15:07all the time you thankfully i haven't had to go there but the money i've made from brand partnerships
15:12has helped me pay off every single medical school loan you've got no loans damn told you sorry that is
15:21inspirational told you yeah uh jd does prioritize me and i'm sorry if our friendship got in between
15:36you guys it's not even about the funding tark i mean how many times have you and i actually spoken
15:41since jd and i separated elliot we speak a lot dming me star wars memes does not count
15:48i get that people choose sides but i just never thought that you would disappear i don't think
15:56i'm i'm not choosing sides i'm i just don't know how to be anymore i don't know i guess i
16:04just default
16:04to ignoring it all i met you and jd at the exact same time 25 years ago you remember yeah
16:12i need pac-man
16:15look i get that he's your best friend but you're my friend too and
16:23i miss you
16:26i'm sorry you're so right i could be better and i will be better i promise
16:29i'm tired oh heading to your big dinner yeah should be fun yes professional fun just don't do
16:40anything crazy like oh sounds like you've had some fun nights let's just say i wasn't always a saint
16:48i used to do a lot of i'm not resisting i'm not resisting anyway have a great night okay
17:00oh you're from england i'm going in the spring any tips cut down on your sodium your blood pressure's
17:08reaching stroke levels you okay i'm just not sure this is what i signed up for i think maybe you
17:16just
17:16need some sleep in a hospital we experience loss every day but one of the worst kinds is the loss
17:23of
17:23hope i was in a free fall and needed some answers i knew just who to turn to hey coming
17:29through
17:30excuse me i'm kind of in the middle of something so are we we're making space for the new guy
17:34new guy
17:36and then it hit me if i was looking for answers they'd have to come from me
17:43it was all on my shoulders now hello dr tarsus this is dr tarsus hey i need a favor
17:53let me see your phone just uh don't make it weird i'll change my number yeah thank you hey
18:05what's this three months of samples for stanley i called a bunch of concierge doctors and
18:11had to promise clinic hours and some guest lectures thank you look i'll do my best to get an actual
18:18doctor on the phone at stanley's insurance but i need you to know we can't do this for everyone
18:22you're going to meet a whole lot of stanley's in your career with with bills they can't pay and
18:27treatments they can't afford and if you let every single one of them break your heart you're going to
18:31have a very short career look at me we do the most good we can in a single shift and
18:39then as hard as it
18:40is we go home that is the job now i'll go get on the phone you'll get some rest
18:50every doctor wants their hero moment there's she you're welcome get up but it's not always like
18:58it is in a james bond movie our hero moments can be mind-numbingly tedious representative
19:04and any action involves a lot of holding your wait time is two hours 58 minutes
19:10representative and holding and holding
19:17and sometimes you hold so long the villain even eats your cake
19:25but when this work makes you fall apart it takes a steady hand okay remember that
19:31steady hand watch this someone is there to patch you up
19:44get it at the end of the day we do whatever it takes to help people
19:57representative buddy your welcome dinner was off the chain i said some really nice things about you and
20:04i bought you cake thank you i'm gonna be here late you want to hang with me i don't but
20:10i will
20:11bracelet coat two sheets oh it's caramel like valentina oh yeah speaking of which uh
20:19what did me and my fake mistress get into it starts off on the tropical island of cuba go on
20:26the air is
20:26hot but not as hot as valentina looks in her bikini i'll bet it's the thong time oh it is
20:33her twin saunter zone thank you for holding oh now you pick up
20:38you
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