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00:00:05in a world of chaos some things never change that good will always win you say the fuck back
00:00:12i'm on a laser you god damn it that love conquers all i'm your father not him
00:00:18and that heroes will answer the call to protect
00:00:28i want to flip a train he's right there he's ready when i carried your ass to the er that
00:00:33felt better
00:00:34than anything that i had ever done at vol the answer to all our prayers a virus to kill soups
00:00:40somebody's been running tests to make the virus strong enough to kill homelander would evolve into
00:00:46something super lethal global fucking pandemic what's in the genocide between friends
00:00:51fuck off and let me die in peace with you the seven is getting even stronger put your hands
00:00:56together four firecracker i am not sexually attracted to you it's not loyalty i'll do anything for you
00:01:03and sister sage she's the world's smartest person fascist the people will tear it apart themselves
00:01:10and you get to swoop in like caesar like caesar once he's in office we need to invoke the 25th
00:01:17amendment who's handling all this i fucking am when homelander chucks all the starlighters into
00:01:21internment camps you're cool with that you didn't know about the camps you're gonna help us take
00:01:25down vod and homelander no deals
00:01:30newman would have been a shit patsy so i want another way speaker of the house calhoun he's next
00:01:35in line with you president he'd like to pledge his allegiance to you now that we have full legal
00:01:39authority veritable army of superheroes will be called upon to route these traitors from our government
00:01:44from our streets america will be safe again to the starlighters i'm coming for you because today
00:01:51a new age of superheroes begins you were my first call you gotta be fucking kidding me this whole time
00:02:05so
00:02:14you
00:02:31USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
00:02:38USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
00:02:42Thank you. Thank you and welcome to the Vaught International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:02:52Okay, give me my firecrackers.
00:02:55That's places, ladies. Places. Let's go. Let's go.
00:02:58Hop to it. Let's go. Come on.
00:03:01Stay in line. Keep it tight.
00:03:08Let's go.
00:03:09Let's go.
00:03:10Let's go.
00:03:15Let's go.
00:03:17Let's go.
00:03:19Let's go.
00:03:21Let's go.
00:03:22Let's go.
00:03:26Let's go.
00:03:27Let's go.
00:03:28Starlighters running wild.
00:03:30Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.
00:03:33But we said no.
00:03:35No.
00:03:35We said enough.
00:03:37We said not.
00:03:39In America.
00:03:40And together, we soared into a new Golden Dawn!
00:04:00Keep going.
00:04:04Stop.
00:04:07Presignated the Starlighters a Terrorist Organization.
00:04:10Other heroes are proudly serving the armed forces thanks to the new Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem.
00:04:18The new arm is up 21%.
00:04:22G-Men, days past from the future has grossed over $200 billion.
00:04:26Do not get me started on the EBITDA margins.
00:04:29But all of this...
00:04:32The most important truth is...
00:04:36A safer, more God-fearing nation!
00:04:42Our nation!
00:04:45Yes!
00:04:47Yes!
00:04:48You just ran with that little bitch Starlight tried to do on the southern border.
00:04:52Got it.
00:04:53Is there no depth to what that little wolf...
00:04:56Homewender and Queen made for the gods of theveness?
00:05:00Take these two!
00:05:01No, no.
00:05:02Just these two, please!
00:05:03Now what?
00:05:03So they could tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
00:05:06Come on!
00:05:07No, man.
00:05:09No.
00:05:09You stay back!
00:05:10All of you!
00:05:11Stay back!
00:05:12You stay the fuck back and I'll laser you, goddammit!
00:05:15I'll laser every fucking one of you!
00:05:17What the ?
00:05:54Stay back!
00:05:56I'll laser every fucking one of you!
00:06:00Stay back!
00:06:03I'll laser every fucking one of you!
00:06:04Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice President of the United States.
00:06:15Tough day.
00:06:17Sad day.
00:06:19When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies.
00:06:22This so-called Flight 37 video is an obvious deep fake put out by Marxist starlighters.
00:06:28Let's open it up.
00:06:31Chris Hayes.
00:06:32Vice President Barrett.
00:06:33Look, Chris, I know exactly what you're thinking.
00:06:36Literally.
00:06:36And no.
00:06:37Just because I happen to be a super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance
00:06:41to the U.S. of A.
00:06:42That is exactly the kind of super-phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.
00:06:47Honestly.
00:06:48Do better?
00:06:49What about your so-called freedom camps?
00:06:51The starlighter dissidents?
00:06:53More clickbait.
00:06:54I mean, who doesn't love freedom?
00:06:56And camp.
00:06:57We knew this would happen sooner or later.
00:06:59We've been ready.
00:07:00In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation, people can't
00:07:05tell their clit from their collarbone.
00:07:07The share price is only down half a point.
00:07:09Besides that, damage is minimal.
00:07:12What's this?
00:07:12That is a Gutenberg Bible.
00:07:14Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.
00:07:17You're really on top of the world, huh?
00:07:19Peter Thiel.
00:07:21The Obamas calling you for advice.
00:07:25Everyone loves you.
00:07:27You can't really think I care.
00:07:28Maybe you didn't used to.
00:07:30It's all for you.
00:07:31Higher the share price, happier the billionaires.
00:07:34The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
00:07:37Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?
00:07:40Saying that maybe I even did something to, uh, my son?
00:07:48No.
00:07:49Everyone knows that Ryan is...
00:07:53Sorry.
00:07:53That he is a boarding school in Svalbard.
00:07:57That story's holding.
00:08:00We're good.
00:08:01And how about you, Sage?
00:08:03Are you...
00:08:06Good?
00:08:07I'm sorry.
00:08:08You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?
00:08:12You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?
00:08:16No.
00:08:17Then just tell me, how did Starlight get in the building?
00:08:24I was humiliated!
00:08:28It's that people don't hate me enough.
00:08:30Your numbers are north of 96.
00:08:31Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure.
00:08:34But millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts.
00:08:37Word counts.
00:08:38Have you seen the memes?
00:08:40Have you seen the memes about me?
00:08:45Posting them should be a crime.
00:08:48Yes, but we can't go...
00:08:52Oh, you're serious.
00:08:54Uh, sir.
00:08:56Ongoing conflict is useful to us.
00:08:58It keeps people afraid.
00:08:59Shut up.
00:09:00No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:09:02You promised me Caesar.
00:09:04He was stabbed by his best friends.
00:09:06Well, I can relate to that.
00:09:08But I need people to be devoted to me.
00:09:13May I speak freely?
00:09:14Give it a shot.
00:09:15I told you, no matter how much power you amass,
00:09:19it will not make you happy.
00:09:27You know what's gonna make me happy?
00:09:31I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.
00:09:40I want it leaked that in three days we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk, and the French one.
00:09:50That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher, and that I will take care of this once and for all.
00:09:58Consider it done, sir.
00:10:04And even more than that, why don't you ever do a magic trick?
00:10:08Well, I do.
00:10:09I have a magic trick or no wonder.
00:10:21All right.
00:10:22I have a magic trick.
00:10:24I have no magic trick so far.
00:10:27I have a magic trick.
00:10:29I have no magic trick, you're no magic trick.
00:10:29I do something like I'm willing to use.
00:10:29I can go and be perfect for my magic trick.
00:10:30I'll give you a little ticket for going to get sick
00:10:33Talk, talk to you in the hippos
00:10:37You don't need to sound, ask the telephone
00:10:43If you want someone to get your telephone
00:10:47Telephone, telephone, telephone
00:10:48You don't need to dance, I'm just a microphone
00:10:54You don't need to be a microphone
00:10:55You don't need to be a megaphone
00:11:00You don't need to be a microphone
00:11:03You don't need to be a microphone
00:11:04You don't need to be a microphone
00:11:05You don't need to be a microphone
00:11:06You don't need to be a microphone
00:11:12Do you mind being more careful?
00:11:14Sorry
00:11:17Thank you
00:11:18Thank you
00:11:22Also
00:11:22Pay the venue's exploits
00:11:25Enjoy
00:11:26There you go.
00:11:48Put it on my frame.
00:11:58Put it on my frame.
00:12:13Luis, the drink.
00:12:30And he got the flight 37 with you out.
00:12:33Huh.
00:12:35Huh?
00:12:37That's all you have to say.
00:12:43No!
00:12:46No!
00:12:49No!
00:12:56No!
00:13:20Hello, Dad.
00:13:24Really?
00:13:32You are a wanted man.
00:13:35What are you doing here?
00:13:37On a bit of a layover.
00:13:39Thought I'd pop in.
00:13:41Say hello to Lenny and Mum.
00:13:46Proof is no God, innit?
00:13:49She's dead.
00:13:50And here you are.
00:13:53Thriving with arse cancer.
00:14:04Does it hurt when you take a shit?
00:14:06Fucking hope so.
00:14:07I did know how to get hold of you.
00:14:09About the funeral.
00:14:11I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
00:14:13You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
00:14:15I paid for it.
00:14:16People like you and me don't get to spend a turner in with the likes of them.
00:14:21What did you come here for?
00:14:24Torture old man, eh?
00:14:28Where did you find that?
00:14:30In the attic.
00:14:31Reminds me of him.
00:14:41Five fucking weeks Lenny practice that rings trick.
00:14:45I still remember the look on his face when he went.
00:14:48So fucking chuffed.
00:14:53And then he come home.
00:14:56And you called him a little poof.
00:15:00Well.
00:15:02Never looked at this again, did he?
00:15:04Why you here?
00:15:06Huh?
00:15:16There's no need to get angry.
00:15:18Oh, I ain't angry.
00:15:21I'm bleeding grateful.
00:15:23All the times he knocked the shit out of me, gave me the belt or whatever.
00:15:27Made me who I am.
00:15:30Made me just like you.
00:15:33I'll show ya.
00:15:35Son.
00:15:37Please.
00:15:38I know.
00:15:40I ain't got long to go.
00:15:42It's a waste of time.
00:15:44I know.
00:15:47But it'll give me a good fucking laugh.
00:15:50Just to hear you scream.
00:15:54You don't get a change of it.
00:16:02Who says...
00:16:05I wanna change?
00:16:10Hmm.
00:16:17What's the matter with you?
00:16:19What?
00:16:19Your heart's pounding.
00:16:22Are you scared?
00:16:24No, I just love being at work.
00:16:27It's exciting.
00:16:28Room temperature like you like.
00:16:34Have a good show.
00:16:41I want an 8 o'clock at Jean-Georges.
00:16:43Tell him it's for me.
00:16:44Move that Elon interview to Thursday.
00:16:46Um, tell Jerry I said fuck off.
00:16:48He wants to trim the budget.
00:16:49How about going after a show that isn't his biggest fucking hit?
00:16:58Howdy there, boss.
00:17:01Dude you with Bash today.
00:17:04Well, my whole life has been dedicated to saving these people.
00:17:09And yet their hearts are fluttering like fucking rabbits.
00:17:15Why?
00:17:16What are they hiding?
00:17:18Oh, they ain't hiding nothing.
00:17:21I know they just look up to you is all.
00:17:31Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away like it's made of ham and cigarettes.
00:17:34Sir, I'm so, so sorry.
00:17:36I don't want to be making milk.
00:17:37I do more than anything.
00:17:41Them pills just janked up my ticker so awful.
00:17:45They were killing me.
00:17:57How'd you catch them red-handed?
00:17:59Our enemies have started using bleeding edge technologies like A.I.
00:18:05Which means artificial intelligence.
00:18:08So Starlight did use that dang fangled A.I.
00:18:11First she went and deep faked Thomas Gadolkin himself.
00:18:15Yeah, but did anyone actually believe that?
00:18:17I mean, how stupid does she think we all are?
00:18:20To cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes that got you.
00:18:25Then she went and A.I. this so-called Flight 37 video.
00:18:31Oh, God, sloppy word.
00:18:32If we freeze it here, yeah.
00:18:36I mean, last I checked, I do not have seven fingers on one hand.
00:18:40Now, isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?
00:18:45Yes, it is.
00:18:46Yes, it is.
00:18:47Think it's real.
00:18:48Yes, I was just going to get in this.
00:18:54You cannot strike.
00:18:55Hello, Max.
00:18:56Yes, I just need to don't do anything else.
00:18:57No harm.
00:18:57Yes, I'm just going to play a football game.
00:19:14No harm or anything, the match will be fine.
00:19:15Yes, I'm just going to play.
00:19:40I don't know.
00:19:46Oi.
00:19:50Knock it off.
00:19:52I ain't here for you, you dozy bin.
00:19:54They're after Frenchy.
00:19:56What's gonna do him,
00:19:58Huey and him,
00:19:59in 72 hours?
00:20:04Look.
00:20:06I know you don't trust me.
00:20:09The French is a dead man.
00:20:10We ain't got time to fuck about.
00:20:12I got CIA at Gulfstream
00:20:13gassing up a cloud now.
00:20:16Wheels up on the now.
00:20:26Smile, camper.
00:20:27It's a new day and a new chance
00:20:29to learn the truth, meaning of freedom.
00:20:32Ivy, you can't talk like that.
00:20:34Huey, none of the
00:20:35FBSA people are ever getting out.
00:20:37It's hopeless.
00:20:39Look,
00:20:40I should be the last guy who has any hope.
00:20:43I've been strangled by Ezekiel,
00:20:45I've been hunted by Noir,
00:20:46chased by sharks inside of a whale,
00:20:48shot at by Russians,
00:20:50almost blown up by hero-gasm,
00:20:51and lasered at Vaught on Ice.
00:20:53Look, the point is,
00:20:54oh, and one time I had to sit naked
00:20:56on a chocolate cake.
00:20:57It's a long story.
00:20:58The point is,
00:20:58by all sane logic,
00:20:59I should be dead.
00:21:02Or crazy.
00:21:03Or both.
00:21:03Then why aren't you?
00:21:05Because if you lose hope in here,
00:21:06you're not going to make it.
00:21:08Hey, get down!
00:21:09Fuck you!
00:21:10Jesus.
00:21:11Hey, get down!
00:21:13Get the fuck down!
00:21:15I said fuck you!
00:21:16Come down right now!
00:21:17Hey!
00:21:18Hey!
00:21:19Oh, Jesus!
00:21:22Game on!
00:21:31Get inside!
00:21:34See?
00:21:36He gave up.
00:21:39What about you?
00:21:41For God's sake, sir.
00:21:49Bitches like Starlight make you weak.
00:21:52That's why I cut out all women.
00:21:54No love, no sex, no problems.
00:21:57And literally, bro,
00:21:59I have never felt manlier.
00:22:01Think about this.
00:22:02Okay.
00:22:04Romance.
00:22:04Flowers.
00:22:06Cuddling.
00:22:06Kissing.
00:22:07That's beta male shit, bro.
00:22:09That's super gay.
00:22:11War, am I right?
00:22:13Reach!
00:22:14Yes.
00:22:15And you know what?
00:22:16As for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did,
00:22:19whatever that baby murdering three out of ten
00:22:22thought she was going to do,
00:22:23it didn't work.
00:22:24Oh, bollocks.
00:22:26Half a bottle of rum?
00:22:27And you're a solid five out of ten
00:22:29any day of the week.
00:22:30What the fuck are you doing here?
00:22:35Can we go?
00:22:40Oh, wow.
00:22:41Your skin is so oily,
00:22:42like hugging a McRib.
00:22:43Did you just...
00:22:45How?
00:22:46Fucking speech therapy
00:22:47and fucking therapy therapy
00:22:48and so much fucking TikTok.
00:22:50Well, you sure sound like you're on TikTok.
00:22:5216-hour flight
00:22:53and not a fucking peep.
00:22:54Because all you can say is
00:22:55oy, oy, oy, cunt, cunt, cunt.
00:22:57Like the better with a mouth shut.
00:22:59Where have you been?
00:23:00Vought got tired of me ripping off their guards' faces
00:23:02so they deported me to Manila.
00:23:04I tried to sneak back once in the wheel well of a 747
00:23:06but I fell out at 10,000 feet.
00:23:09Oh, man.
00:23:10That took a hot minute to regrow.
00:23:12They found my asshole like a mile away.
00:23:15How did you find me?
00:23:16Oh, ways and means, love.
00:23:18How many men are you down?
00:23:19How many does it look like?
00:23:24It's all right, love.
00:23:26Nothing to be scared of.
00:23:27I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do.
00:23:30So, are you still dying, hopefully?
00:23:32No.
00:23:33Hearty inhale.
00:23:34See, that's a mistake most people make.
00:23:36They try to fight the cancer.
00:23:38Nice one putting Flight 37 out here.
00:23:40Was it?
00:23:41It didn't move the needle an inch.
00:23:43Oh, of course it did.
00:23:44Homelander's fuming.
00:23:46He's going to execute Huey, Frenchy, and him
00:23:48in about 36 hours.
00:23:52Of course, it's a trap.
00:23:55A question.
00:23:56There's what else are we going to do besides walk into it.
00:24:00Why haven't you tried to swing them before?
00:24:04Hmm.
00:24:06You want Frenchy.
00:24:07You're still working on the virus
00:24:09and you want his help.
00:24:10The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know.
00:24:13And I'm Landa.
00:24:16Now, you're going to help us save the boys?
00:24:19Or not?
00:24:32I saw a signal.
00:24:35So, we're doing broad daylight now?
00:24:37We are getting executed.
00:24:40What?
00:24:40So, in 36 hours, we...
00:24:45They're finally fucking doing it.
00:24:47They're trying to draw out Annie.
00:24:48The question to show is, why now?
00:24:55Flight 37 video.
00:24:57Offer or not type shit.
00:24:58They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in,
00:25:02and they door in.
00:25:03Fuck that.
00:25:04We're getting out of here first.
00:25:08We're going to need a lot more Molotovs,
00:25:10so let's get going.
00:25:15How did you get these?
00:25:16Fly by.
00:25:17I took it myself.
00:25:19Wait, you've known where the guys are this whole time?
00:25:21That makes me feel angry and want to tit-slap you,
00:25:24but then hug you.
00:25:24So, how come you didn't spring, then?
00:25:26Honestly, they've been safer there.
00:25:30It's this one.
00:25:33Getting in won't be easy.
00:25:34A perimeter's just open space.
00:25:36That's what I'm telling you.
00:25:37I'm not a bloke.
00:25:38I mean, he's a fucking worm, but he might be able to help.
00:25:42Even if I can get us in, how the fuck are we going to get out?
00:25:45Leave that to me.
00:25:47I have someone we can call.
00:25:50All right, then.
00:25:57You like croissants?
00:25:58Ugh, do we?
00:25:59Why?
00:26:07Homelander?
00:26:07Hey, you want to see us?
00:26:14Should we come back?
00:26:20Can you believe the gall cooking up these lies about me?
00:26:24Tarnishing my good name?
00:26:27Pfft.
00:26:28Fake garbage.
00:26:29Right.
00:26:31Oh, right.
00:26:32Yes, totally, sir.
00:26:33I know.
00:26:33Starlight.
00:26:35Spearless on filth.
00:26:37What a fucking lightweight.
00:26:38I mean, what could she even do besides flash her little high beams at you?
00:26:44Am I right?
00:26:45Always, sir.
00:26:46So then, why'd you let her get away?
00:26:52Don't you look at him like that.
00:26:54Where the fuck were you?
00:26:55I was there.
00:26:56Keeping eyes on the other side of the stage.
00:26:59Right?
00:27:00Bro.
00:27:02It's been a year.
00:27:03A full lap of the sun.
00:27:06And you haven't found a train.
00:27:09Or butcher.
00:27:10You're a war starlight.
00:27:16It's almost as if you're fucking up on purpose.
00:27:21I mean, I know you're not.
00:27:22That would be suicidal.
00:27:27You know, I had a good chat with Gavin, our stage manager.
00:27:34And it turns out, he betrayed me.
00:27:40He liked a couple of starlight posts in the past.
00:27:43And a horrible meme about me.
00:27:46It really makes me wonder, who else is a traitor hiding in plain sight?
00:27:51Sir, you can check my history.
00:27:52I've never liked one of her shitty posts.
00:27:54Here, just check it.
00:27:54Look.
00:27:54That won't be necessary.
00:27:56But, gentlemen.
00:28:00Do your fucking jobs.
00:28:02Yes, sir.
00:28:03Yes.
00:28:04I'm sorry.
00:28:16Yes, sir.
00:28:33bro what the hell you could have my back in there bro you're not the real noir okay you can
00:28:39talk
00:28:41look i get method okay i fuck with stella adler i just shot honey boy 2 with shia
00:28:45we literally never broke character hey but enough's enough
00:28:55bro i always thought i'd stay single but you know what they say how do you make god laugh
00:28:59make a plan ain't that the truth so there i was at the national prayer breakfast and i look across
00:29:05the table and it was it was like the lord smiled upon us talk about a match made in heaven
00:29:15amen
00:29:15amen oh father himself head pastor president and ceo samaritan's embrace ministries after
00:29:23ezekiel's untimely murder god rest his soul amen well you two are just a super able union for the
00:29:28ages we share the belief in a dream of a christian nation i think that's why i fell for her
00:29:35so fast
00:29:36for me it was love at first sight see i knew he was gonna say that try marrying a mind
00:29:43reader
00:29:46powerful now how about we switch gears like y'all's initiative to abolish dei now it's funny
00:29:52how those three little letters are all in devil people don't need a handout it's racist to give
00:29:58people a leg up based on skin color isn't white a color too let's cut excuse me but i'm the
00:30:05one who
00:30:07calls cut cut sage my sister in christ um no i don't believe in your magic sky ghost or his
00:30:16baby
00:30:16sky ghost i need a vice president give us the room fuck how is married life the power of christ
00:30:24is compelling to fuck him bitch your hole still smells like deep great barrier queef touchy hey it's
00:30:31not my fault the american people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as vp maybe but still i don't see
00:30:37why i had to put take her down it was a patriotic thing to do can we hurry this along
00:30:41i'm about to
00:30:41kill dei uh not today you're not he wants more starlighters arrested but everyone who smashed a
00:30:49window or held a can of spray paint is already a camp now it's anyone who registered as a starlighter
00:30:54or posted defamatory things about homelander cyber terrorists are terrorists too
00:31:02true true it's just that we've already purged the cia doj fbi fdc cdc epa dhs hhs and usps
00:31:12we deported the nation's nannies and gardeners we arrested chapel rowan and tyler the creator and
00:31:16they canceled coachella but now he wants to detain thousands of american citizens you know i couldn't
00:31:21help but notice you registered barrett for president dot com net and org it's exploratory
00:31:28your soup made you fucking vice president as long as you stay useful don't worry everything will come
00:31:37up ask me yeah good talk
00:31:50reacher massive enters the motel woman you're huge reacher know what they say about huge guys
00:32:07they have huge cocks
00:32:14jesus fucking are you fucking crazy get in here hello worm yeah hi you're like america's literal
00:32:20most wanted did anyone see you come in here no are you sure because i did a deep dive on
00:32:25surveillance
00:32:25tech for an svu spec and that shit is everywhere now fucking hell this is a bit of a step
00:32:30down from
00:32:31that brownstone you had in it yeah it's not my fault there was a contraction in the tv business
00:32:36listen whatever you want i i'm not interested calm off it mate you ain't even heard the pitch yet
00:32:42pass well told whatever just fucking go okay you don't have anything on me anymore
00:32:48well i still got them creepy fucking texts you sent don't i miranda cosgrove was 19 at the time
00:32:55and i don't even work there anymore vat studios replaced all their writers with ai
00:32:59and yes the audience scores went way up on roddy t's but it isn't art okay it just isn't
00:33:06you ruin your appetite
00:33:08that's right i came here for an ex-suit with a certain set of skills
00:33:14i need us a tunnel duck
00:33:16you do that and you can stick at the vault for putting you out the pasture
00:33:19how this thing a tunnel fuck vat you do the tunnel i'll do the fucking
00:33:2520 miles out of rochester be there rochester
00:33:30oh rochester's got that honey away soil fucking delicious
00:33:37you need a shower you smell like a wingstop bathroom
00:33:41thanks was that bad sorry turns out talking to people's hard
00:33:48check you long enough you slowing down in your old age
00:33:51fuck you john bonnet
00:33:54you guys are friends you talk
00:33:58reggie has been helping us out for a while
00:33:59thanks where's everybody
00:34:07i heard about the pittsburgh raid last month
00:34:10go marie moreau how's your team doing
00:34:12yeah they're scoring a few wins but not nearly enough
00:34:19so what's with the 9-1-1
00:34:21huey mm and frenchie are going to be executed tomorrow so
00:34:26we need your help to break them out
00:34:27of a vaught prison camp
00:34:30you're fucking crazy
00:34:32listen you don't have to fight okay we just need you to run them to the extraction point it's easy
00:34:36easy right
00:34:37great you know homelander's going to be waiting
00:34:42i can't
00:34:43we know how to kill him okay but we need frenchie to do it
00:34:46great well good luck with that
00:34:48hey are you going to keep running forever
00:34:50i mean if we're going to really take him out we need your help
00:34:53so what i'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group
00:34:57i mean we are down one asshole so
00:35:01yeah maybe
00:35:04no
00:35:05why not
00:35:07i said i can't
00:35:09i know you're scared
00:35:11no i'm not fucking scared
00:35:14i got a family to protect
00:35:19i can't
00:35:22i get it i do
00:35:25me too
00:35:30keep him safe
00:35:34we shouldn't have let him go
00:35:35no
00:35:38homelander fucked him up
00:35:40fucked me up too
00:35:42we're going to need an exit plan b
00:35:47all right so we hit the east gate
00:35:51and we go at dawn
00:35:54i know i just want to go over it a few more times
00:35:56just so i can get it in my head
00:35:56hughie
00:35:58take a fucking drink will you
00:36:00no thanks
00:36:02let me
00:36:03you know i quit
00:36:04leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had it when a fucking internment camp
00:36:08what about you have you been eating the fresh produce i smuggled in
00:36:13moonshine's got corn in it
00:36:24and you will be fine she's strong
00:36:26and you will be fine she's strong
00:36:45what i know is
00:36:46what i know is is that they're a shit ton safer without me making a mess out of their lives
00:36:50mm you're the strongest guy i know
00:36:53we've been in tougher spots than this
00:36:56you know i did two tours in the 3-8 in farra province
00:37:01the shit i saw will fuck you up
00:37:05and even that was emily in paris compared to the shit that we looking at here
00:37:10and even if we make it out of here we ain't surviving this fucking war
00:37:14we are dead men walking
00:37:17chin chin motherfuckers
00:37:23we need more resin
00:37:24yeah
00:37:26got some more hidden in the barracks walls
00:37:35attention campers
00:37:36tonight's screening will be dawn of the sevens
00:37:40tomorrow's screening will alter
00:37:42dawn of the sevens
00:37:48well annie today marks two months
00:37:51it's a little insane how much i miss you
00:37:55i've been having trouble eating
00:37:56every day i see people giving up
00:37:59but not me
00:38:00because i have you
00:38:02it's very very sweet
00:38:04they were innocent
00:38:05oh
00:38:08well i'd hardly call them innocent they lied to me
00:38:11played dumb about your little stash in the wall there
00:38:13we've known about that for quite some time
00:38:17but i just wanted to
00:38:20give you a little hope
00:38:21you're not the one who gave it to me asshole
00:38:23ooh
00:38:24i like internment camp hughie
00:38:27she's zesty
00:38:28fuck you
00:38:30do it
00:38:31what
00:38:31kill me
00:38:32not until we flush out butcher and starlight
00:38:35you think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap
00:38:38let's not insult each other we both know they're coming
00:38:41do you remember when we first met
00:38:45how could i forget
00:38:46believe festival
00:38:47when they tried to cleanse your soul
00:38:49i remember thinking
00:38:54why him
00:38:56what does starlight see in this
00:38:58gangly simp that reeks of fear
00:39:01and strawberry smoothie
00:39:03kids shampoo
00:39:04you know william and victoria newman love you too
00:39:07i mean i get it from your perspective
00:39:10you're punching up good for you but
00:39:13why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity
00:39:21why would starlight and butcher piss away their lives
00:39:27to try and rescue you
00:39:33because i do it for them
00:39:49what are you doing asshole
00:39:52thought i asked you to swing through austin and pick us up some franklins
00:39:55something came up
00:39:57so i'll be in baby bro
00:39:59got some ribeyes in the fridge
00:40:00thanks
00:40:03reina made you a favorite corn salad
00:40:05oh my bad
00:40:06uh
00:40:07salad
00:40:08lemme
00:40:08i think that's it
00:40:10i've been
00:40:10slacking on my duo lingo
00:40:12you ain't gotta do that bro
00:40:14what
00:40:16i mean come on
00:40:17well it's been like
00:40:18a year
00:40:19some change now
00:40:20you still acting like this is some chill family vacation
00:40:22instead of on the run
00:40:23it's fine
00:40:24you're a shitty liar
00:40:28i know i fucked you over
00:40:31so please
00:40:33stop trying to make me feel better about it
00:40:34you remember when we got into it
00:40:37at the park that day
00:40:38and i told you
00:40:39that you had never really saved anyone
00:40:43you were right
00:40:44not anymore
00:40:45i'm still breathing
00:40:47ain't i
00:40:47and reina
00:40:48your nephews
00:40:49i mean
00:40:50yeah
00:40:51moving around constantly
00:40:53it's a pain in the ass
00:40:56but it's worth it
00:40:57it's good to see you
00:40:59like this
00:41:01mom would be really proud of you man
00:41:06dad
00:41:07dad
00:41:08uncle reg
00:41:08why are they doing that
00:41:16hey train
00:41:17that was your fucking phone a friend
00:41:19well i held up my end love
00:41:21how you gonna get us out
00:41:22i'll fly us all out
00:41:23one by one
00:41:24oh that'll take all fucking night
00:41:26all right
00:41:27fine
00:41:28just as long as we're on the same page here
00:41:30frenchy goes first
00:41:31yeah all right frenchy first
00:41:33what about huey and mm
00:41:34we will get him
00:41:35but nothing is more important than killing homelander
00:41:38frenchy first
00:41:39you sound like mave
00:41:41yeah well mave was right
00:42:01you've been whining like a little bitch
00:42:13since the azores
00:42:14they're already gone
00:42:19stop following my fucking family man
00:42:21never gonna stop bro
00:42:22homelander's orders
00:42:25only one way this ends
00:42:26yeah exactly
00:42:27right now it's you coming after me
00:42:29then it'll be noir coming after you
00:42:31new noir because homelander killed the first one
00:42:34remember
00:42:36that's how people end up around him
00:42:39smug dick
00:42:40always thought you were better than me didn't you
00:42:42jesus
00:42:43what it's true
00:42:45sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights
00:42:48what you think i'm a fucking joke
00:42:50suck my balls
00:42:51you're the fucking joke
00:42:52look at you
00:42:53on the run like a little bitch
00:42:56and then i'm with homelander
00:42:58you know i can see it
00:43:00look how terrified you are
00:43:03fuck you
00:43:05i'm the lord of the seven seas baby
00:43:08i'm all about that sigma life
00:43:10i ain't terrified of shit
00:43:12you're so scared of homelander you don't even see what it's done to you
00:43:15i'm not fucking scared
00:43:24yeah i said the same thing
00:43:28it's pathetic
00:43:32you're pathetic
00:43:35sooner or later i'm gonna get your family
00:43:48xander we'll leave when i say we'll leave
00:43:52god
00:43:52when i wrote the series finale of triple c
00:43:54that's crimson counts capers
00:43:55it was impossible to like
00:43:57tick every box
00:43:58and tie up every little storyline
00:44:01i mean just try making everybody happy
00:44:03you can't do it
00:44:04finale's at the worst
00:44:05your voice makes me want to kill myself
00:44:09oh sorry
00:44:10what's that bad
00:44:10how many times did you come here
00:44:12thinking i should just blaze on in there
00:44:14and save the day
00:44:14no i already said that
00:44:16oh come off it
00:44:17don't give me that huey safe in his playpen bollocks
00:44:20you left him in there
00:44:22because you don't want to look him in the eye
00:44:24after a year's worth of deep dark shit you've done
00:44:27let me give you a bit of advice
00:44:32please don't
00:44:33ain't nothing to feel guilty about
00:44:36because that shit
00:44:37is going to get us all killed
00:44:38i mean it is thankless and impossible work
00:44:41hey what did you guys think of the lost finale
00:44:43get to work arsehole
00:44:44great i'm fucking starving
00:44:46where do you want to pop out
00:44:46bunk 19
00:44:52wait that
00:44:53that's a vod freedom camp
00:44:55is it
00:44:56no no no no
00:44:56you said i got to stick it to vod
00:44:58that gets fucking lasered in half
00:44:59well
00:45:00that's how worms get their rocks off
00:45:01isn't it
00:45:02it's complicated
00:45:03and i don't want to get into that right now
00:45:04i'm fucking half
00:45:05hey our friends are about to be killed
00:45:07so you're gonna dig us a hole
00:45:09or i'll bury you in one
00:45:18drive the action to the climax
00:45:19drive the action to the climax
00:45:32you guys are gonna want to stay back
00:45:47oh no
00:45:49oh no
00:46:04have fun in the shithole
00:46:05ladies first
00:46:06fuck you
00:46:13well
00:46:14Let's go.
00:46:49Oh, that wasn't so bad, was it?
00:46:52Don't ever contact me again.
00:46:57Oh, hey, uh, is it cool if I use this for the A-story and the, uh, Reacher's pack I'm
00:47:01working on?
00:47:01Oh, piss off, wanker.
00:47:02Taking that as a guess.
00:47:26Oh, fuck.
00:47:31Surprise.
00:47:33Welcome, William.
00:47:34And you.
00:47:36The gang is almost all here.
00:47:38Oh, and, uh, you never told me that this one's nickname is Mother's Milk.
00:47:50Okay.
00:47:52So, what's the big plan?
00:47:54What, are you gonna sandbag me with the gedolkin virus?
00:47:58Yes, I know all about it.
00:48:00Suck my fat dick!
00:48:01Hmm?
00:48:10Hey, where's Starlight?
00:48:12This doesn't feel like a party without my little lightning bug here.
00:48:21Jesus Christ.
00:48:22William, you've got a viper's nest in there.
00:48:25I heard about it, of course, but seeing it for myself, it's, uh, it's incredible.
00:48:33I mean, it's fucking disgusting, of course, but it's, it's beautiful, what you've done to yourself, what you've become, and
00:48:41you did all that for me.
00:48:49No, but that, that is devotion.
00:48:54You know, William, I know we're not exactly equals, but I'm compelled to say you are the only one that's
00:49:04ever challenged me.
00:49:07And there's a part of me that will be sad to see you go.
00:49:36Come on, Lonnie's gonna fly us out.
00:49:41Doc!
00:49:52Honey!
00:49:53Honey!
00:50:00Shit!
00:50:01What the fuck?
00:50:03Pooey!
00:50:17Don't you move.
00:50:23Link.
00:50:25Angie.
00:50:40It's okay, it's okay, just stay down, okay?
00:50:58What are you doing?
00:51:02Hey, Dick.
00:51:05I've been waiting for this.
00:51:08I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party saw.
00:51:29Don't you fucking move.
00:51:32Get your hands up before I can see them.
00:51:35Get your fucking hands up before I can see them.
00:51:43Hold her tight.
00:51:50Where is she going?
00:51:51Look at me.
00:51:52Audrey.
00:51:52You're looking for this thing.
00:51:52Ashley?
00:51:54Oh?
00:51:56Oh.
00:52:12Just somebody says her.
00:52:12You're going for me?
00:52:12Not even though, nothing's going for us.
00:52:12I'm not sure.
00:52:12Look.
00:52:16I'm not sure.
00:52:17Let's go.
00:53:03Fuck this. She's not coming back.
00:53:05Huey, we have to go. We have to go now.
00:53:07Stay there. Stay there. She's coming back.
00:53:09She can't.
00:53:09She's coming back.
00:53:20Kill him!
00:53:23Damn!
00:53:23Damn!
00:53:23Damn!
00:53:25Damn!
00:53:39Damn!
00:53:39Let's go.
00:54:09Let's go.
00:54:40Let's go.
00:54:42Let's go.
00:54:53French hit the van?
00:54:54Yeah.
00:54:57Come on in.
00:55:00You hurt?
00:55:01Where the hell were you?
00:55:04Where the hell were you?
00:55:37Yeah, I know.
00:55:38And that's what I said.
00:55:40Yes, exactly.
00:55:42I don't know.
00:55:42You just...
00:55:44I don't know.
00:56:11I don't know.
00:56:14No one can't catch the A train after all.
00:56:18End of the road, buddy boy.
00:56:34That's so funny.
00:56:38What was I so afraid of?
00:56:42You are...
00:56:46...fucking nothing.
00:56:49Really?
00:56:56Really?
00:56:58You're just an empty fucking suit.
00:57:01You take away these powers.
00:57:04And what are you, huh?
00:57:06Pathetic.
00:57:10Weak.
00:57:12Sniveling fucking loser.
00:57:15Yes, sir.
00:57:42Yes, sir.
00:57:45Yes, sir.
00:57:47Yes, sir.
00:57:48Yes.
00:58:12Yes, sir.
00:58:14Yes, sir.
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