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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson, you're a fucking disappointment.
00:00:14Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Just stop!
00:00:17Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:20And now you blink?
00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested.
00:00:28As long as you're useful.
00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my god, Samir.
00:00:31Is that?
00:00:32Zoe's dad?
00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:00:38Clinical!
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchy.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:43He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47We need your help to break them out.
00:00:49You're fucking crazy.
00:00:53Frenchy!
00:01:00What was I so afraid of?
00:01:11What was I so afraid of?
00:01:14Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
00:01:19Can disappear into the night, into the night.
00:01:25Praise the Lord!
00:01:27Praise the Lord!
00:01:28Praise the Lord!
00:01:46Praise the Lord!
00:01:49Our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel.
00:01:58That wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:02:03That's right.
00:02:04Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:02:07It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:02:09Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
00:02:13They spew and vomit.
00:02:15They eatin' babies.
00:02:16They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
00:02:20Lord have mercy!
00:02:25But we cast those demons out of this house.
00:02:28We fight hell fire with holy fire.
00:02:31We fight with the ballot box.
00:02:34We fight with the ammo box.
00:02:38Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
00:02:42You are not here to be blessed.
00:02:43You are here to do war.
00:02:46Amen!
00:02:46Amen!
00:02:48Amen!
00:02:49Amen!
00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:53I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:57Then I need you to praise Him!
00:02:59Praise Him!
00:03:01Praise Him!
00:03:02Praise Him for victory!
00:03:03Praise Him!
00:03:04Praise Him!
00:03:04Praise Him!
00:03:06Praise Him!
00:03:07Praise Him!
00:03:08Hallelujah!
00:03:11Stand up!
00:03:13Stand up!
00:03:14Stand up!
00:03:14In the name of Jesus!
00:03:16My sweet boy.
00:03:20Amen!
00:03:22Amen!
00:03:23Amen!
00:03:41Welcome to the outskirts of Airy, Pennsylvania.
00:03:44A charming little burg, best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
00:03:53Oh, and, uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut, or I'll do the fucking love of you.
00:04:20You're still working on the virus.
00:04:22Not working.
00:04:23Sorted.
00:04:25Thanks to this diamond geezer.
00:04:31Is that me?
00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?
00:04:43When that cunt Homelander brutally murdered him in cold blood.
00:04:48Poor sods. Didn't stand a chance.
00:04:51Samir?
00:04:52Hi, I'm Huey. I was friends with Vicky. I...
00:04:59I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:05:00Are you an idiot? He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
00:05:02And kept me present. So did you.
00:05:04You shot me with the virus.
00:05:05Your leg regrew.
00:05:06All right, all right. Listen.
00:05:08The only thing that matters is we buried Sid Asher so we could crack on with a godly work of
00:05:13revenge.
00:05:14And, good news, Samir's done it.
00:05:17As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:05:22Well, so we reckon.
00:05:24We just need a little dry run.
00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander?
00:05:29Or every soup?
00:05:30Dunno.
00:05:31But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:35Will it affect humans?
00:05:36Well, you know, we gotta test it.
00:05:39We're close to Cleveland.
00:05:40You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
00:05:43I am glad you're back, mate.
00:05:45Rock Hard?
00:05:46A member of Teenage Geeks.
00:05:48Rock Hard is a living mountain.
00:05:51Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
00:05:53Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
00:05:58Or he's cold-fucked Lincoln in the year, filled it with so much outcome it burst out of his mouth.
00:06:05Which makes Rock Hard the perfect lab rat.
00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly.
00:06:09Almost as strong as Homelander.
00:06:11And no one gives a fuck about him.
00:06:14So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
00:06:18Lemon fucking squeezy.
00:06:22So, let's get cracking.
00:06:25We gotta stop the hate crimes against Supes before they start.
00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act,
00:06:33local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
00:06:42Here you go.
00:06:44Where'd you get these from?
00:06:46Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
00:06:52So, how are we gonna do it?
00:06:54Do what?
00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher.
00:06:56We'll kill him.
00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.
00:06:57All right, we're not just gonna go along with this, right?
00:07:02I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?
00:07:04Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?
00:07:06He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
00:07:08Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
00:07:12I said we take the virus and we run.
00:07:14Or kill him.
00:07:15Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
00:07:21That's a good price in any war.
00:07:24Look, kid.
00:07:25It's a shit decision, all right?
00:07:27We're not denying that.
00:07:28But they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
00:07:31We don't have a motherfucking choice.
00:07:32Yes, there is a choice.
00:07:33And no, it's not yours to make.
00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die.
00:07:36Right?
00:07:39Why do you always give in to them?
00:07:44Kimiko, please, wait!
00:07:58Hey.
00:08:00So, it's been a tough year.
00:08:03No.
00:08:04No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
00:08:07Huh.
00:08:08Why do you bring it up?
00:08:10Just your whole vibe.
00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, you're siding with Butcher, your hair is different.
00:08:15Okay, not so much about the hair.
00:08:17It's just, uh...
00:08:24Annie, whatever you had to do, I get it.
00:08:29It's okay.
00:08:31We can...
00:08:32We can figure this out.
00:08:35We can...
00:08:36Talk?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Mm-hmm.
00:08:41Or...
00:08:42Counterpoint.
00:08:44Not talk.
00:08:46I mean...
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49That's a...
00:08:50That's a pretty compelling point.
00:08:52Mm-hmm.
00:08:54Mm-hmm.
00:08:56Mm-hmm.
00:08:59Mm-hmm.
00:09:01Mm-hmm.
00:09:07You sit there!
00:09:08Girl, listen.
00:09:09Shoot off.
00:09:10Slice into you by Homelander.
00:09:11Shot here, here, here.
00:09:13It hurt every time, but the virus?
00:09:15That was the only time I wanted to die.
00:09:17The pain...
00:09:21And you're okay with it!
00:09:23No.
00:09:26On my life, I'm not.
00:09:29But this is happening.
00:09:31With or without us.
00:09:33So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
00:09:37So I can protect you.
00:09:41I spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.
00:10:04You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
00:10:13You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
00:10:15I wouldn't let anything take you away from you.
00:10:17I don't know.
00:10:20You know what?
00:10:23I don't know.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:34I don't know.
00:10:37I don't know what I've ever dreamt.
00:10:45Your bottom half is as good as you've grown.
00:10:48My vagina is tingling and damp.
00:11:32My vagina is tingling and damp.
00:11:45My vagina is tingling and damp.
00:12:15I'm stern, but it's for your own good.
00:12:21I like to think of myself as the big brother that you never had.
00:12:54I like to think of myself as the big brother that you never had.
00:13:00And you bit it.
00:13:02What did I ever do to deserve that?
00:13:06What, was I too nurturing?
00:13:09Too forgiving?
00:13:10Well, maybe, but damn it, you weren't like the others.
00:13:14Snakes.
00:13:16Backstabbers.
00:13:17I could count on you, man.
00:13:19I did count on you.
00:13:20I loved you.
00:13:23But here we are.
00:13:26Why does this keep happening to me?
00:13:34I guess the strongest men are the most alone.
00:13:39You wouldn't understand.
00:13:43Nobody does.
00:13:47No.
00:13:58Fuck.
00:13:59No.
00:14:08Fuck.
00:14:33Firecrackers, Flaming Freedom Sticks.
00:14:35I'm Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows.
00:14:39And we're doing a Votality Vamp Glam tutorial.
00:14:42Wankers.
00:14:43Can't even take a shit without it being sponsored.
00:14:46You know they get paid like 50 grand of posts for this shit.
00:14:4950 grand?
00:14:52Dog wankers.
00:14:56Guys, we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are gonna hear.
00:15:00Frenchie, how much longer?
00:15:01Teenage geeks should head out on patrol any minute.
00:15:04They go out, we go in.
00:15:05Rockhart hasn't posted in a year.
00:15:07He might not live here anymore.
00:15:09Every day Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows, brings down a protein shake to the basement.
00:15:14I bet my bottom anal beads is down there.
00:15:22Everything okay?
00:15:24I'm good.
00:15:31Oi!
00:15:32Look lively back there.
00:15:35All right.
00:15:36Nothing fancy, yeah?
00:15:37Nipping, twatting.
00:15:39We're only back here.
00:15:42Keep the engine running.
00:15:51You ready?
00:16:21Internet's down, cam's too.
00:16:23Um, yeah, we have a problem.
00:16:29Putain the man.
00:16:32He really let himself go.
00:16:38The fuck you ass slitters doing in here?
00:16:46Oh my god.
00:16:46Asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds.
00:16:49My dick weighs more, bitch.
00:16:53Well, right in that way we can move him.
00:16:55Even with the three of us.
00:16:57So what now?
00:17:06I don't know.
00:17:16You.
00:17:17What the fuck?
00:17:18No, no, no, no.
00:17:19It's okay.
00:17:19It's okay.
00:17:20I don't want to hurt you.
00:17:21You're safe, okay?
00:17:23You've been in deep freeze again.
00:17:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:17:27For how long?
00:17:28Almost two years.
00:17:29In a CIA black site.
00:17:31I just found out this morning.
00:17:34You found out this morning?
00:17:35Yeah.
00:17:36But that just happens to be in your room?
00:17:42Did you fuck me?
00:17:44What?
00:17:44Is this some kind of incest thing?
00:17:46No!
00:17:46Then what the fuck is this?
00:17:48Look, I...
00:17:50I want you to find William Butcher.
00:17:53Find him yourself.
00:17:54Well, the people that work for me are limited,
00:17:56and you are the best tracker there is.
00:18:00I just...
00:18:00I need you to find him and report back.
00:18:03Very simple.
00:18:04You want me to work for you.
00:18:08Well, why don't we say work with me,
00:18:11and I can help you.
00:18:13I can give you a proper comeback.
00:18:16I don't need you for that.
00:18:18Well, the whole world does think that you're a Russian spy, so...
00:18:22Okay.
00:18:23All right.
00:18:24Listen to me.
00:18:26I'm no ass felch and commie.
00:18:28You got that?
00:18:29I know.
00:18:30I know.
00:18:30And listen.
00:18:31I am Vaught now.
00:18:34Me.
00:18:35So the public?
00:18:36They're gonna believe that you are whatever I tell them you are.
00:18:40I can resurrect you.
00:18:41I can give you back what you lost.
00:18:44I can even make you number two in the seven.
00:18:47Number two?
00:18:50Or how about I finish the job
00:18:53and blast you to kingdom fuck?
00:18:57Hey, you could try.
00:18:59Who knows?
00:19:00You might even fry the V right out of my blood.
00:19:05Or you might not.
00:19:08But I'm betting that you hate William Butcher
00:19:11more than you hate me.
00:19:15After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you, am I?
00:19:19I tried to kill you.
00:19:21The minute I turned my back,
00:19:22how do I know you won't return the favor?
00:19:28Look, uh...
00:19:35You find William Butcher for me.
00:19:39All is forgiven.
00:19:50looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray improve your sleep strengthen your immune system
00:19:57nourish your soul the ancient daoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi
00:20:03life force from leaving the body and invited prana solar energy in
00:20:11don't ignore your anal wellness introducing the new deep brand sigma solarium by vat
00:20:16five bros four bros okay we need to abort your mom should have aborted you
00:20:26fuck it we'll test it here what test we say charcutta if the virus is contagious as samir says
00:20:33the game is over no butcher's right rock hard has seen us so we can't leave
00:20:40virus what virus look i don't break you lot out of the panda flap about now all we've got to
00:20:46do
00:20:47is seal of ventilation every exit point tighter than a boy scout's asshole a jamboree
00:20:58maybe
00:21:04yo is that motherfucker holding his breath uh-huh his heart rate is 10 beats per minute he can't probably
00:21:11hold his breath for a couple of hours like a blue whale he won't breathe how do we get the
00:21:16virus in
00:21:17well he ain't our first whale is he you lot sort this i'll fish the virus can make how you're
00:21:24with me
00:21:30oh you two leave it out would you fucking work in here
00:21:37hey coming with you what fool i don't trust you
00:21:45yeah suit yourself
00:21:52we've so far identified the location of 10 000 active starlight sympathizers coincidentally the map is
00:21:59almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed where's more he just disappears every
00:22:03afternoon won't say where he's going won't say he's on method meisner technique
00:22:10is that a jew thing we are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up but you can
00:22:16invoke
00:22:16the insurrection act if we need to deploy the military mr president good idea what qualifies
00:22:22someone as an active starlighter that's going to be anyone who posts pro starlight or anti-homelander
00:22:27content honestly the vault book algorithm does most of the work for us we've got what 52 000 data
00:22:33points on every user we truly live in an age of wonder but we are going to need to triple
00:22:40the amount
00:22:41of freedom camps to hold them all love it it's just that after we've paid for vault's military contracts
00:22:46all those corporate tax breaks and for the existing freedom camps treasury's running a little dry
00:22:53people get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors but they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes
00:22:59the president is thinking how insane this is right now he'll back you you can do it speak up
00:23:04and a lot of these sympathizers are vought customers won't their arrests eaten to your bottom line
00:23:11nah we'll just start selling ads on vought plus wow amazing ashley you're a real
00:23:16che Guevara well all righty then let me ask the most important question do i got immunity
00:23:34for fuck's sake soldier boy is the president vice president of the united states of america
00:23:41they work for me everyone soldier boy is gonna be number two in the seven once he is located william
00:23:49butcher and annie january wait wait what sir no sir i i can do this i can bring them in
00:23:54well like you
00:23:55did with a train we're going in a new direction deep competence oh and steve soldier boy's gonna need
00:24:02a full pardon well sir he uh he was guilty of you know treason
00:24:11consider it done sir terrific and you know what i'm sure the man's dying for a drink uh steve can
00:24:17you make him a manhattan manhattan thanks steve of course can i get you a glass of milk sir no
00:24:28uh steven i'll also have a manhattan god damn this woodcut soups teabag the president since me
00:24:59okay what's next
00:25:05what is it
00:25:22what almost got you fuckers ha ha oh shhh no
00:25:32what is that explains how he's groomed
00:25:37from bashing his bishop gross
00:25:49now that's what i'm talking about oh god
00:25:57fucking unsanitary
00:25:59ugh
00:26:24It's an amazing day and is used by the most trusted
00:26:31Next step will be to apply my fave foundation from my Votality collab
00:26:36Velvet Ember. It doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans
00:26:43We talked about this, I don't have a choice. They make me do this
00:26:50Today I'm gonna be going for a dark hero look
00:26:53So we're gonna be using Black Noir's Noir black liquid eyeliner because it is the
00:27:00Dare enter my dark domain? I am Countess Crow
00:27:04Countess of the Crows
00:27:06And I shall make you do the thing that you decide to
00:27:17Fuck it
00:27:20C'est ça
00:27:21It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time
00:27:26It's like a metaphor for life, no?
00:27:29It's a metaphor for my balls
00:27:38But Moise Lani
00:27:39What is the matter?
00:27:41A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so
00:27:44They're all gone
00:27:45Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise
00:27:49And I guess we can add a train to that list, right?
00:27:55You
00:27:57Didn't kill them
00:27:59They chose to fight
00:28:00Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them
00:28:03I told them that we were gonna make it out
00:28:07Fucking easy for me to say
00:28:09I'm bulletproof
00:28:12Have you told Petit Tui any of this?
00:28:14No, no, because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so
00:28:17I can't
00:28:21So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you?
00:28:26I led them
00:28:28to a shallow grave
00:28:32So I just get a fucking white picket fence
00:28:37and cherry pie
00:28:38No
00:28:39I can't live like that
00:28:40If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense
00:28:50I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost
00:28:57And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt
00:29:04But the fucking shit
00:29:06You get up every day and you keep going
00:29:10Anything else is an insult to the dead
00:29:15Great
00:29:17Let go
00:29:18Get your chopped old man hands off of me
00:29:20Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
00:29:22Oh, shit
00:29:23Starlight
00:29:24Oh my god
00:29:26You guys are terrorists
00:29:29What do we do with her?
00:29:32Same as rock hard
00:29:36You don't have a choice
00:29:40All right
00:29:41Come on
00:29:42No, what?
00:29:44Let me go
00:30:00I'm a starlighter
00:30:04Pounced on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood
00:30:08All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty
00:30:11Turbo rush
00:30:12The drink of heroes
00:30:14Only 15 calories
00:30:17Cut
00:30:18That was a good take
00:30:20No, please, this is a mistake
00:30:22Guy and I'm not starlighter
00:30:23Only 15 calories
00:30:25Yeah
00:30:26Now with acai
00:30:28And maca roots
00:30:30That's better with that
00:30:31Mom!
00:30:31No, Cory
00:30:32Go back inside, please
00:30:33Yo, you stay back
00:30:35Because if you ruin my shot, it's on site, bitch
00:30:39Okay, let's go again and fix your tits
00:30:42They're lopsided
00:30:42All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty
00:30:48Turbo rush now with acai and maca root
00:30:53That's fucking perfect
00:30:54Okay, great
00:30:55Okay, have fun at camp
00:30:59Mom!
00:31:03Blover
00:31:04Not a chance
00:31:05We have to help them
00:31:06Help them and every super than 500 miles
00:31:08will be up our ass within the hour
00:31:10We stayed a course
00:31:11Mine's on a fucking job
00:31:13Fuck the job
00:31:18Give me a go
00:31:19Down
00:31:44Homelander
00:31:48Homelander
00:31:55Sage
00:31:56I was just
00:31:58What can I do for you?
00:32:01Well, that was quite a surprise today
00:32:03Are you sure waking him was the right call?
00:32:06Yes
00:32:07Did you tell soldier boy about the virus?
00:32:09No, I did not
00:32:11Of course not
00:32:14What am I going to say?
00:32:16I really want you to do this job for me
00:32:18But careful
00:32:20Because there's a soup-killing virus out there
00:32:23And you may die screaming
00:32:25Sure you would have jumped at that
00:32:27You have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady
00:32:33Well, besides
00:32:34If there is a virus out there
00:32:36The better he take the risk than us, right?
00:32:39Ah
00:32:40That's tactical
00:32:41Exactly
00:32:42Because for a moment I was afraid
00:32:44You'd only woken him because he was your dad
00:32:49So when he gets infected and he dies
00:32:51You don't know that's going to happen
00:32:52When it does
00:32:53You won't go to pieces
00:32:55Because it was tactical, right?
00:32:59Right?
00:33:33I think a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment
00:33:36is dangerous enough transporting it without the necessary all right let's
00:33:42talk in we'll give in I'll take it
00:33:52so how fragile is this very very fragile if it broke on the way it could kill
00:33:59every superhero on earth there's also a non zero percent chance it could wipe
00:34:04out every human on earth hmm well best not drop out I thank you so much
00:34:38you get him to breathe yet what did you get him to breathe yet
00:34:48the rest of kicks will be back soon man I know we're doing everything we can oh
00:35:02you know you were wrong earlier we're not terrorists on God when everyone comes back
00:35:08jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass and Sheila it's gonna take a shit in the gaping
00:35:13hole that's left look you being here was not part of the plan all right it's just a shitty
00:35:19situation yeah the shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here we don't want to be here any longer
00:35:30than we have to be all we need is to get rock hard to breathe
00:35:38does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth
00:35:41I got a teenage daughter that shit right there bounces right off me hey didn't you used to have
00:35:47like 10 crows at one time what's it called a murder oh let me guess Sheila and H crows
00:35:58damn countess they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left their names are
00:36:03Russell and Cameron point is Vaught doesn't care about y'all neither they're draining you for what
00:36:0960% of your earnings it's ridiculous oh motherfucker don't go through my shit Roszak
00:36:19Welbutrin Lexapro kid what are you 19 years old why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these
00:36:25people all they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got and then sell you out in a
00:36:30heartbeat why are you risking your life for them please please don't kill me I just want to go home
00:36:44I miss my mom and my dad please
00:37:02careful
00:37:08boy fucking small you we know ain't you a little glad I tried to stand
00:37:16no I'm not glad he's dead a train did a lot of horrible things but he saved our lives
00:37:21and he died a hero a real hero and there are a lot of other soups that don't deserve to
00:37:26die either
00:37:28listen I know you just done it here in the gulag you've earned your seat at the table so
00:37:34I'll give it to you straight you gotta knock this wet cap and pussy shite on the head mate
00:37:40ain't doing no one no favors especially your girl I mean that's why she's giving the cold shoulder
00:37:45talk to me about Annie you don't know what's going on with her well I know that she finally knows
00:37:49the
00:37:49fucking school and she knows that you poncing about with this Jimny cricket listen to your heart bollocks
00:37:56she's gonna get her killed
00:38:00is there any part of you left that's still human
00:38:06you're gonna get Annie killed not me
00:38:10but I won't let you do it
00:38:15love it
00:38:32it's good
00:38:36wait is that
00:38:41well well well
00:38:44he's dead right he's supposed to be dead
00:38:48supposed to be
00:38:50Mallory put on my nose for a bit
00:38:55you're telling us this now
00:38:59somebody up there likes us mate
00:39:00in what fucking way
00:39:01well we wanted a guinea pig
00:39:04who better than homelanders old man
00:39:09new plan
00:39:12boy
00:39:14ain't you supposed to be a giant arse dude
00:39:16aren't you supposed to be smart
00:39:17running a truck under the name Don T be a cunt
00:39:20same alias when we headed to hero gasm
00:39:23well
00:39:23oldie better goodie
00:39:29no mate
00:39:30just you
00:39:31and me
00:39:41I guess it's true
00:39:43you're one of us now
00:39:44well if you can't beat him
00:39:46join him
00:39:47then fuck it beat him
00:39:48being super is not gonna save you
00:39:50that don't stop us helping each other
00:39:52homelanders double the cunt now
00:39:54if that's even possible
00:39:56he needs doing more than ever
00:39:57you still fancy a seat on the seventh buncher
00:40:00fuck you
00:40:00we had a deal
00:40:02I held up my end of the bargain
00:40:04and you sold me out
00:40:05put me back in a fucking box
00:40:08and for what
00:40:08because I was gonna kill some dumb kid
00:40:11a kid is your grandson
00:40:13well was it worth it
00:40:14you feeling good about that call right about now
00:40:16where is that fucking brat
00:40:18homelanders the one fucking you over mate
00:40:20or did he mention
00:40:21that we've got an uber virus
00:40:23strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet
00:40:26bullshit
00:40:27god's honest
00:40:28the things this virus can do
00:40:33fucking die
00:40:34why do you think he sent you here
00:40:37instead of coming himself
00:40:38hmm
00:40:39you're a sacrificial cunt
00:40:41again
00:40:43I guess we'll see
00:40:45you don't get it do you
00:40:48me
00:40:49homelander
00:40:50your old crew
00:40:52everyone fucks you over
00:40:54do you wanna know why
00:40:57cause you
00:40:58are a dumb
00:41:00fucking
00:41:01twat
00:41:08what the fuck was that
00:41:13fuck
00:41:18hey
00:41:19you two fucktards the local soups
00:41:21holy shit
00:41:23soldier boy
00:41:24what
00:41:25you're a dead socialist
00:41:28fuck
00:41:29fuck
00:41:30this was being stupid
00:41:31now shut your cum bucket and listen
00:41:33a jap and a fairy took off east
00:41:35find them
00:41:35and kill them
00:41:36or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your ashes
00:41:38and tie them together like shoelaces
00:41:42move
00:41:42move
00:41:51fucking figures
00:41:57hey man get ready we're coming in
00:41:59whoa whoa whoa slow down kid
00:42:02soldier boy
00:42:05he's alive
00:42:07fuck that just how long do we have
00:42:08just huey
00:42:10huey
00:42:13we gotta move
00:42:15a fucking h-bomb is headed this way
00:42:17oh shit
00:42:42oh shit
00:42:48Go!
00:43:28Go!
00:43:29Whoa! I gotta drop the dookie!
00:43:33Get it?
00:43:34That's you!
00:43:37You're the dookie!
00:43:38No!
00:43:42Huey!
00:44:00I got you.
00:44:03I know.
00:44:17Oh my god, are you okay? Is it Iris?
00:44:19Yeah, it's good. It's good, I think.
00:44:20Okay.
00:44:24Oi!
00:44:25Pants!
00:44:26Move!
00:44:27Go!
00:44:35You're with me.
00:44:39Hey!
00:44:48Huey Cable.
00:44:50How's a useless cock-gobbler like you still alive?
00:44:53All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
00:44:56You're kind of obsessed.
00:45:00Is this the virus he was going on about?
00:45:02The so-called soup killer?
00:45:04Well, not today, you seaman-swilling butt pirate.
00:45:07What?
00:45:14No.
00:45:15Virus.
00:45:16Bitch.
00:45:16I will shoot.
00:45:18Hot.
00:45:19Come in.
00:45:20Your face.
00:45:21Do not nut right now.
00:45:26No.
00:45:30What the f-
00:45:33Oh!
00:45:37No.
00:45:38No.
00:45:40No!
00:45:43No.
00:45:44No.
00:45:46No!
00:45:49No!
00:45:50No!
00:45:51No!
00:45:52No!
00:45:52No!
00:45:52No.
00:45:55No.
00:45:58Hey!
00:46:23No.
00:47:07Well?
00:47:08I did?
00:47:09Very.
00:47:10Oh, fuck, I wish I would have seen that.
00:47:12No.
00:47:13You don't.
00:47:16Come on.
00:47:17Let's leg it.
00:47:19No, no, no, my heart.
00:47:20And until we are certain I have not been infected,
00:47:22with this plague.
00:47:52Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:47:59Yes.
00:48:01May I have a word?
00:48:03Wait out there.
00:48:07What are you doing?
00:48:08I'm about to enjoy a Mexi Melt.
00:48:10There is extra if you want to join in.
00:48:11No, thank you. Crunchwrap Supreme, cheesy gordita crunch?
00:48:13No. Cantina crispy chicken taco?
00:48:15I don't want any taco fucking bell.
00:48:17Okay. Rounding up all the starlight sympathizers
00:48:19is a well-thought-out plan.
00:48:22Clearly the right call.
00:48:23He's not in the building.
00:48:24Thank fucking God.
00:48:26What the fuck?
00:48:27Why are we doing this?
00:48:29Doing what?
00:48:30If posting weird shit were a crime,
00:48:31I'd be serving two life sentences.
00:48:33Homelander sets the agenda.
00:48:35I just execute.
00:48:36That's bullshit.
00:48:37You're the smartest person on the planet.
00:48:39There is no way you don't have an angle here.
00:48:41My angle.
00:48:43My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett
00:48:46on the ground tongue-lashing my clit
00:48:48until he needs an D replacement.
00:48:49All the rich white fucks in the world
00:48:52hang on my every word.
00:48:55Nicer than I expected.
00:48:57Ashley, she's smart.
00:48:59She's gotta listen to reason.
00:49:01Look, I've been there.
00:49:04Literally where you're sitting.
00:49:06But that chair isn't a pedestal.
00:49:08It's a chopping block.
00:49:09And I can help you.
00:49:11But you gotta talk to me.
00:49:18Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
00:49:20You know you can't.
00:49:21You can pull out the back of your skull.
00:49:30Wow.
00:49:31You're unbelievable, Ashley.
00:49:33That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
00:49:35They're arresting innocent people.
00:49:37But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
00:49:41I need a minute.
00:49:48From back here I see a spine.
00:49:50Fucking use it.
00:49:51Do I get laser eyes?
00:49:52No.
00:49:53I get a psychic fucking tumor.
00:49:55This is junior year all over again.
00:49:57Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg
00:49:59finger-blast us behind the friendlies
00:50:00because he had Jamiroquai tickets?
00:50:01And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
00:50:04Going along won't get you what you want.
00:50:06Going along is why we're still alive.
00:50:08You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
00:50:11At least he had a shred of decency.
00:50:13That's why he's dead.
00:50:14First they came for the communists
00:50:15and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
00:50:18I don't need Martin Neumuller right now.
00:50:19You used to love his poetry.
00:50:21And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
00:50:24You used to want to do some good in the world.
00:50:26What happened?
00:50:27I tried. I tried.
00:50:29But there's nothing I can do.
00:50:31Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.
00:50:34The CIA? The Pentagon?
00:50:36They will follow you if you lead them.
00:50:38I'm not a leader. I'm vice president.
00:50:41You can still do some good, Ashley.
00:50:43We can still do some good.
00:50:45Just shut up!
00:50:46Or I'm gonna float on my back in the tub again.
00:50:48You want that?
00:50:50You're better than this.
00:50:51You are better than this.
00:50:53No!
00:50:56Ow!
00:50:56So, we're clear?
00:50:58You're absolutely sure?
00:50:59Triple check the results.
00:51:00None of you are carriers.
00:51:02Humans are immune.
00:51:04Oh, chance. Merci d'avoir mer.
00:51:06Please!
00:51:18Goddamn.
00:51:19I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
00:51:23It was on you outside of that truck stop wheelhouse on our 23.
00:51:28Soldier cunt down.
00:51:29Homelander to go.
00:51:31We fucking did it.
00:51:32About time.
00:51:38Okay.
00:51:46Let's run away.
00:51:50What?
00:51:51There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
00:51:55We just need to find one so remote.
00:51:58Nobody will ever find us.
00:52:02You were right.
00:52:05This virus.
00:52:06There is no contain in it.
00:52:08No stuff in it.
00:52:09I do not know how to protect you from it.
00:52:12Except...
00:52:13To take you as far away from here as possible.
00:52:32Mon amour.
00:52:33Mon amour.
00:52:34You did not see its carnage.
00:52:36It's too dangerous.
00:52:37It's dangerous for everyone.
00:52:39No innocent people are being wound up.
00:52:41No.
00:52:42No.
00:52:44Don't ask me to watch you die.
00:52:46I think this is how we make amends.
00:52:50For the lives we've taken.
00:52:51I think we have to...
00:52:54get up every day and keep going.
00:53:02Wait.
00:53:08Is this all?
00:53:26You're allowed to freak out, you know?
00:53:27This virus.
00:53:31It's fucking brutal.
00:53:33I don't know.
00:53:34For a rock hard, I'd say it's an improvement.
00:53:39I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
00:53:42Neither of us is fine.
00:53:45And we shouldn't be.
00:53:47And if you don't want to talk about it,
00:53:49you don't have to.
00:53:50Be perfect.
00:53:51But I'm not letting you die.
00:53:56I'm gonna keep fighting.
00:54:01And if you can't,
00:54:02then I'm just gonna fight for both of us.
00:54:07But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
00:54:26I know.
00:54:28I'm late.
00:54:43All right, Sarah.
00:54:47Time for your meds.
00:54:58He's a good boy, huh?
00:55:00Mm.
00:55:15Whoa, hey.
00:55:16Be careful, sir.
00:55:17There's a viral contagion.
00:55:19I got here as soon as I heard,
00:55:20and I locked shit down.
00:55:21So I'm sending soldier boy to test the waters?
00:55:24Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
00:55:25You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
00:55:28I told him to report back.
00:55:31I told him not to go in alone.
00:55:32Why would he do that?
00:55:34Well, it's more like soldier doy.
00:55:36Am I right?
00:55:37Leave.
00:55:39Well, I just, um, gotta be here, sir.
00:55:41To do this.
00:55:41Should've been you.
00:55:42Oh, hey.
00:55:44I'm sorry.
00:55:44Leave.
00:55:50I was swimming.
00:55:52I was swimming.
00:56:09I was swimming.
00:56:10No.
00:56:14No.
00:56:18Not you, too.
00:56:20Not you.
00:56:25No, no.
00:56:26No, no, no.
00:56:29No.
00:56:30Why does everyone keep leaving me?
00:56:35I'm sorry.
00:56:38No.
00:56:41No.
00:56:42No.
00:56:44No.
00:56:45No.
00:56:47No.
00:56:48No.
00:56:50No.
00:56:52No.
00:56:53No.
00:56:53No.
00:56:53No.
00:56:54No.
00:56:54No.
00:56:55No.
00:56:55No.
00:56:56No.
00:56:58No.
00:56:58No.
00:56:59No.
00:56:59No.
00:56:59No.
00:56:59No.
00:57:00No.
00:57:04No.
00:57:07No.
00:57:12No.
00:57:15He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
00:57:17He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
00:57:20He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:57:22He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
00:57:26Oh, Danny boy, Danny boy, Danny boy
00:57:33I get knocked out, but I get up again
00:57:36In the head, it's gonna keep me down
00:57:38I get knocked out, but I get up again
00:57:40In the head, it's gonna keep me down
00:57:42I can't go down, but I get up again
00:57:45You're never gonna keep me down
00:57:47I can't go down, but I get up again
00:57:50You're never gonna keep me down
00:57:54This is the night away
00:57:58This is the night away
00:58:01He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
00:58:04He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
00:58:06He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:58:08He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
00:58:12Don't cry for me, it's your neighbor
00:58:19I can't go down, but I get up again
00:58:22You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:24I can't go down, but I get up again
00:58:27You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:29I can't go down, but I get up again
00:58:31You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:33I can't go down, but I get up again
00:58:36You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:38I can't go down, I can't go again, you're never gonna beat me down
00:58:43I can't go down, I can't go again, you're never gonna beat me down
00:58:47I can't go down, I can't go again, you're never gonna beat me down
00:58:52I can't go down, I can't go again, you're never gonna beat me down
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