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00:00:05in a world of chaos some things never change that good will always win you say the fuck back
00:00:12i'm on a laser you god damn it that love conquers all i'm your father not him
00:00:18and that heroes will answer the call to protect
00:00:28i want to flip a train he's right there he's ready when i carried your ass to the er that
00:00:33felt better
00:00:34than anything that i had ever done at vol the answer to all our prayers a virus to kill soups
00:00:40somebody's been running tests to make the virus strong enough to kill homelander would evolve into
00:00:46something super lethal global fucking pandemic what's in the genocide between friends
00:00:51fuck off and let me die in peace would you the seven is getting even stronger put your hands
00:00:56together it's not loyalty i'll do anything for you and sister say she's the world's smartest person
00:01:04the people will tear it apart themselves and you get to swoop in like caesar like caesar once he's in
00:01:12office we need to invoke the 25th amendment who's handling all this i fucking am when homelander
00:01:17trucks all the starlighters into internment camps you're cool with that you didn't know about the
00:01:21camps you're gonna help us take down vod and homeland no deals
00:01:27newman would have been a shit patsy so i want another way speaker of the house calhoun he's
00:01:31next in line with you president he'd like to pledge his allegiance to you now that we have full
00:01:35legal authority veritable army of superheroes will be called upon to route these traitors from our
00:01:41government and from our streets america will be safe again to the starlighters i'm coming for you
00:01:47because today a new age of superheroes begins you were my first call you gotta be fucking kidding me
00:01:54it's all in time
00:02:00so
00:02:02BELL RINGS
00:02:32U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!
00:02:39Thank you. Thank you, and welcome to the Vaught International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:02:49Okay, give me my firecrackers.
00:02:52That's places, ladies. Places. Let's go. Let's go.
00:02:55Hop to it. Let's go. Come on.
00:02:58Stay in line. Keep it tight.
00:03:02Here we go, V.J. Agency, D.L. Tony Jones, Mr. Horace, and S.A.I.T.E.
00:03:08We're all brave here.
00:03:13Let's go. Come on.
00:03:25Starlighters running wild. Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.
00:03:30But we said no. We said enough. We said not in America.
00:03:37And together, we soared into a new Golden Dawn!
00:03:57Stop!
00:04:03You designated the Starlighters terrorist organization.
00:04:07I'm here for proudly serving the armed forces, thanks to the new chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem.
00:04:15The new arm is up 21%.
00:04:18G-Man, days past from the future, has grossed over $2 billion.
00:04:23Do not get me started on the EBITDA margins.
00:04:26But all of this, the most important truth is a safer, more God-fearing nation!
00:04:38Our nation!
00:04:41Yes!
00:04:44Yes!
00:04:45Just run with that little bitch star like...
00:05:04This was an AI-generated disinformation campaign, period.
00:05:09And the American people have the good sense to call out a lie when they see...
00:05:13Stay back!
00:05:14Or I'll laser every fucking one of you!
00:05:18Stay back!
00:05:21I'll laser every...
00:05:22Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:05:33Tough day.
00:05:35Sad day.
00:05:37When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies.
00:05:41This so-called Flight 37 video is an obvious deepfake put out by Marxist starlighters.
00:05:46Let's open it up.
00:05:49Chris Hayes.
00:05:50Vice President Barrett.
00:05:51Look, Chris, I know exactly what you're thinking.
00:05:54Literally.
00:05:54And no, just because I happen to be a super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity
00:05:59or allegiance to the U.S. of A.
00:06:00That is exactly the kind of super-phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.
00:06:05Honestly.
00:06:06Do better?
00:06:07What about your so-called freedom camps?
00:06:09The starlighter dissidents?
00:06:11More clickbait.
00:06:12I mean, who doesn't love freedom?
00:06:14And camp.
00:06:14We knew this would happen sooner or later.
00:06:17We've been ready.
00:06:18In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation, people can't tell
00:06:23their clit from their collarbone.
00:06:25The share price is only down half a point.
00:06:27Besides that, damage is minimal.
00:06:29What's this?
00:06:30That is a Gutenberg Bible.
00:06:32Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.
00:06:34You're really on top of the world, huh?
00:06:37Peter Thiel.
00:06:39The Obamas calling you for advice.
00:06:43That everyone loves you.
00:06:45You can't really think I care.
00:06:46Maybe you didn't used to.
00:06:48It's all for you.
00:06:49Higher the share price, happier the billionaires.
00:06:52The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
00:06:54Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?
00:06:58Saying that maybe I even did something to, uh, my son?
00:07:06No, everyone knows that Ryan is...
00:07:11Sorry, that he is at boarding school in Svalbard.
00:07:15That story's holding.
00:07:18We're good.
00:07:19And how about you, Sage?
00:07:22Are you?
00:07:24Good?
00:07:25I'm sorry.
00:07:26You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?
00:07:30You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?
00:07:34No.
00:07:35Then just tell me, how did Starlight get in the building?
00:07:42I was humiliated!
00:07:46It's that people don't hate me enough!
00:07:48Your numbers are north of 96.
00:07:49Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure,
00:07:51but millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts.
00:07:55Word counts!
00:07:56Have you seen the memes?
00:07:58Have you seen the memes about me?
00:08:03Posting them should be a crime.
00:08:06Yes, but we can't go...
00:08:10Oh, you're serious.
00:08:13Sir, ongoing conflict is useful to us.
00:08:16It keeps people afraid.
00:08:18No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:08:20You promised me Caesar.
00:08:22He was stabbed by his best friends.
00:08:24Well, I can relate to that.
00:08:25But I need people to be devoted to me.
00:08:31May I speak freely?
00:08:32Give it a shot.
00:08:33I told you, no matter how much power you amass,
00:08:37it will not make you happy.
00:08:45You know what's gonna make me happy?
00:08:49I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.
00:08:58I want it leaked that in three days,
00:09:01we are going to execute Hugh Campbell,
00:09:03Milk, and the French one.
00:09:08That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher,
00:09:11and that I will take care of this once and for all.
00:09:16Consider it done, sir.
00:10:30You mind being more careful?
00:10:32Désolé.
00:10:34Merci quoi, petit tué?
00:10:39Also, pay us over any exploits.
00:10:44Enjoy.
00:11:06Put it on my friend.
00:11:30Luis.
00:11:48And he got the flight 37 with you out.
00:11:51Huh.
00:11:53Huh?
00:11:55That's all you have to say.
00:12:06No!
00:12:08No!
00:12:09No!
00:12:11No!
00:12:38Hello, Dad.
00:12:42Billy.
00:12:50You are a wanted man.
00:12:53What are you doing here?
00:12:54On a bit of a layover.
00:12:57Thought I'd pop in.
00:12:59Say hello to Lenny and Mum.
00:13:04Proof is no God, innit?
00:13:07She's dead, and here you are.
00:13:11Thriving with arse cancer.
00:13:22Does it hurt when you take a shit?
00:13:24Fucking hope so.
00:13:25I didn't know how to get hold of you about the funeral.
00:13:28I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
00:13:31You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
00:13:33I paid for it.
00:13:34People like you and me don't get to spend a tourniquet with the likes of them.
00:13:39What did you come here for?
00:13:42Torture old man, eh?
00:13:46Where did you find that?
00:13:48In the attic.
00:13:49Reminds me of him.
00:13:59Five fucking weeks Lenny practiced that rings trick.
00:14:03I still remember the look on his face when he went.
00:14:06So fucking chuffed.
00:14:11And Lenny come home.
00:14:14And you called him a little poof.
00:14:19Well...
00:14:19Never looked at us again, did he?
00:14:22Why you here?
00:14:24Huh?
00:14:34There's no need to get angry.
00:14:36Oh, I ain't angry.
00:14:39I'm bleeding grateful.
00:14:40All the times he knocked the shit out of me, gave me the belt or whatever.
00:14:45Made me who I am.
00:14:48Made me just like you.
00:14:51I'll show ya.
00:14:53Son.
00:14:55Please.
00:14:56I know.
00:14:57I ain't got long to go.
00:15:00Waste of time.
00:15:02I know.
00:15:05But it'll give me a good fucking laugh.
00:15:08Just to hear you scream.
00:15:11You don't get a change, nothing.
00:15:20Who says...
00:15:22I want to change.
00:15:35what's the matter with you what your heart's pounding are you scared no i i just love being
00:15:44at work it's um it's exciting room temperature like you like i want eight o'clock at jean georges
00:16:01tell him it's for me move that elon interview to thursday um tell jerry i said fuck off he wants
00:16:07to trim the budget how about going after a show that isn't his biggest fucking hit
00:16:16howdy there boss did you with bash today well my whole life has been dedicated to saving these
00:16:26people and yet their hearts are fluttering like fucking rabbits why what are they hiding
00:16:35oh they ain't had nothing i know they just look up to you is all
00:16:49meanwhile your heart's wheezing away like it's made of ham and cigarettes sir i'm so so sorry
00:16:54i don't want to be making milk i do more than anything them pills just janked up my ticker
00:17:00something awful they were killing me
00:17:15how'd you catch them red-handed our enemies have started using bleeding edge technologies
00:17:21like ai which means artificial intelligence so starlight did use that dang fangled ai first
00:17:30she went and deep faked thomas gadolkin himself yeah but did anyone actually believe that i mean
00:17:35how stupid does she think we all are to cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes that god knew
00:17:43then she went and ai this so-called flat 37 video oh god sloppy word if we freeze it here
00:17:52yeah
00:17:54i mean last i checked i do not have seven fingers on one hand
00:17:58now isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley
00:18:03yes it is
00:18:04yes it is
00:18:06yes it is
00:18:31yes it also
00:18:57Let's go.
00:19:04Oi. Knock it off. I ain't here for you, you dozy bin. They're after Frenchy. What's gonna do him, Huey
00:19:17and him in 72 hours? Look, I know you don't trust me. The French is a dead man. We ain't
00:19:28got time to fuck about. I got a CIA at Gulfstream gassing up a plant now.
00:19:34Wheel's up on the now.
00:19:44Smile, Camper. It's a new day and a new chance to learn the truth, meaning of freedom.
00:19:50Ivy, you can't talk like that. Huey, none of the FBSA people are ever getting out. It's hopeless.
00:19:58Look, I should be the last guy who has any hope. I've been strangled by Ezekiel, I've been hunted by
00:20:03Noir, chased by sharks inside of a whale, shot at by Russians, almost blown up at hero-gasm, and lasered
00:20:10at Vaughan Ice. Look, the point is... Oh, and one time I had to sit naked on a chocolate cake.
00:20:15It's a long story. The point is, by all sane logic, I should be dead. Or crazy. Or both.
00:20:21Then why aren't you? Because if you lose hope in here, you're not gonna make it.
00:20:26Hey! Get down! Fuck you! Jesus. Hey! Get down!
00:20:31Get the fuck down! I said fuck you! Come down right now! Hey! Hey!
00:20:36Hey! Oh my god.
00:20:40Oh my god.
00:20:40Hey! Hey boy!
00:20:42Do the fuck!
00:20:49Get inside!
00:20:51See?
00:20:54He gave up.
00:20:57What about you?
00:20:58God's sake.
00:21:07Bitches like Starlight make you weak
00:21:10That's why I cut out all women
00:21:12No love, no sex, no problems
00:21:15And literally, bro, I have never felt manlier
00:21:19Think about this, okay
00:21:21Romance, flowers, cuddling, kissing
00:21:25That's beta male shit, bro
00:21:26That's super gay
00:21:28War, am I right?
00:21:31Reach
00:21:32Yes, and you know what, as for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did
00:21:37Whatever that baby-murdering three out of ten thought she was gonna do
00:21:41It didn't work
00:21:42Oh, bollocks
00:21:44Half a bottle of rum
00:21:45And you're a solid five out of ten any day of the week
00:21:48What the fuck are you doing here?
00:21:53Can we go?
00:21:58Oh, wow
00:21:58Your skin is so oily, like hugging a McRib
00:22:01Wait, did you just...
00:22:03How?
00:22:04Fucking speech therapy and fucking therapy therapy and so much fucking TikTok
00:22:08Well, you sure sound like you're on TikTok
00:22:10Sixteen hour flight and not a fucking peep
00:22:12Because all you can say is, oy, oy, oy, cunt, cunt, cunt
00:22:15Like the better with a mouth shut
00:22:17Where have you been?
00:22:18Bot got tired of me ripping off their guards' faces, so they deported me to Manila
00:22:21I tried to sneak back once in the wheel well of a 747, but I fell out at 10,000
00:22:26feet
00:22:27Oh man, that took a hot minute to regrow
00:22:29They found my asshole like a mile away
00:22:33How did you find me?
00:22:34Oh, ways and means, love
00:22:36How many men are you down?
00:22:37How many does it look like?
00:22:42It's alright, love
00:22:44Nothing to be scared of
00:22:45I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do
00:22:47So, are you still dying, hopefully?
00:22:50No
00:22:50Hearty inhale
00:22:52See, that's a mistake most people make
00:22:54They try to fight the cancer
00:22:56Nice one putting flight 37 out there
00:22:58Was it?
00:22:59It didn't move the needle an inch
00:23:01Oh, of course it did
00:23:02Homeland is fuming
00:23:03He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy and him in about 36 hours
00:23:10Of course
00:23:11It's a trap
00:23:12A question
00:23:14Is what else are we gonna do?
00:23:16Science walk into it
00:23:18Why haven't you tried to swing them before?
00:23:24You want Frenchy?
00:23:25You're still working on the virus
00:23:27And you want his help
00:23:28The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know
00:23:31And I'm Landa
00:23:34Now you're gonna help us save the boys
00:23:37Or not?
00:23:51So have a signal
00:23:53So we're doing broad daylight now?
00:23:54We are getting executed
00:23:57What?
00:23:58So in 36 hours we
00:24:00Are finally fucking doing it
00:24:05They're trying to draw out Annie
00:24:06The question to show is
00:24:07Why now?
00:24:13Flight 37 video
00:24:15Half or not type shit
00:24:16They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in
00:24:20And they do her in
00:24:21Fuck that
00:24:22We're getting out of here first
00:24:26We're gonna need a lot more Molotovs
00:24:28So let's get going
00:24:32How did you get these?
00:24:34Fly by
00:24:35I took it myself
00:24:37Wait, you've known where the guys are this whole time?
00:24:39That makes me feel angry and want to tit slap you
00:24:41But then hug you
00:24:42So how come you didn't spring then?
00:24:44Honestly, they've been safer there
00:24:48It's this one
00:24:51Getting in won't be easy
00:24:52A perimeter's just open space
00:24:54That's what I'm telling you
00:24:55I'm not a bloke
00:24:56I mean, he's a fucking worm butt
00:24:58He might be able to help
00:25:00But even if I can get us in
00:25:01How the fuck are we gonna get out?
00:25:03Leave that to me
00:25:04I have someone we can call
00:25:08No, I didn't
00:25:14You like croissants?
00:25:16Ugh, do we?
00:25:17Why?
00:25:25Homelander?
00:25:25Hey, you wanna see us?
00:25:31Or should we come back?
00:25:38Can you believe the gall
00:25:40Cooking up these lies about me
00:25:42Tarnishing my good name
00:25:46Fake garbage
00:25:47Right
00:25:49Oh, right, yes, totally, sir
00:25:50I know
00:25:52Starlight
00:25:53Spearing this on filth
00:25:54What a fucking lightweight
00:25:56I mean, what could she even do
00:25:58Besides flash her little high beams at you
00:26:02Am I right?
00:26:03Always, sir
00:26:04So then
00:26:05Why'd you let her get away?
00:26:10Don't you look at him like that?
00:26:12Where the fuck were you?
00:26:13I was there
00:26:14Keeping eyes on the other side of the stage
00:26:18Bro, it's been a year
00:26:21A full lap of the sun
00:26:23And you haven't found a train
00:26:27Or butcher
00:26:30Or butcher
00:26:31Or starlight
00:26:34It's almost as if
00:26:36You're fucking up on purpose
00:26:38I mean, I know you're not
00:26:40That would be suicidal
00:26:45You know, I had a good chat with Gavin
00:26:49Our stage manager
00:26:51And it turns out
00:26:54He betrayed me
00:26:57He liked a couple of starlight posts in the past
00:27:00And a horrible meme about me
00:27:04It really makes me wonder
00:27:05Who else is a traitor
00:27:07Hiding in plain sight
00:27:09Sir, you can check my history
00:27:10I've never liked one of her shitty posts
00:27:11Here, just check it
00:27:12Look
00:27:12That won't be necessary
00:27:13But, gentlemen
00:27:18Do your fucking jobs
00:27:20Yes, sir
00:27:48You can check my history
00:27:51bro what the hell you could have my back in there bro you're not the real noir okay you can
00:27:57talk
00:27:59look i get method okay i fuck with stella adler i just shot honey boy 2 with shia
00:28:03we literally never broke character hey but enough's enough
00:28:13bro i always thought i'd stay single but you know what they say how do you make god laugh
00:28:17make a plan ain't that the truth so there i was at the national prayer breakfast and i look across
00:28:23the table and it was it was like the lord smiled upon us talk about a match made in heaven
00:28:33amen
00:28:33amen oh father himself head pastor president and ceo samaritan's embrace ministries after
00:28:41ezekiel's untimely murder god rest his soul amen well you two are just a super able union for the
00:28:46ages we share the belief in a dream of a christian nation i think that's why i fell for her
00:28:53so fast
00:28:54for me it was love at first sight see i knew he was gonna say that try marrying a mind
00:29:01reader
00:29:04powerful now how about we switch gears like y'all's initiative to abolish dei now it's funny
00:29:10how those three little letters are all in devil people don't need a handout it's racist to give
00:29:16people a leg up based on skin color isn't white a color too let's cut excuse me but i'm the
00:29:23one who
00:29:24calls cut cut sage my sister in christ um no i don't believe in your magic sky ghost or his
00:29:34baby
00:29:34sky ghost i need a vice president give us the room fuck how is married life the power of christ
00:29:42can tell
00:29:43you to fuck him bitch your hole still smells like deep great barrier queef touchy hey it's not my fault
00:29:49the american people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as vp maybe but still i don't see why i had
00:29:56to put tigger down it was a patriotic thing to do can we hurry this along i'm about to kill
00:29:59dei
00:30:00uh not today you're not he wants more starlighters arrested but everyone who smashed a window or held
00:30:08a can of spray paint is already a camp now it's anyone who registered as a starlighter or posted
00:30:13defamatory things about homelander cyber terrorists are terrorists too
00:30:20true true it's just that we've already purged the cia doj fbi fdc cdc epa dhs hhs and usps
00:30:30we deported the nation's nannies and gardeners we arrested chapel roan and tyler the creator and
00:30:34they canceled coachella but now he wants to detain thousands of american citizens you know i couldn't
00:30:39help but notice you registered barrett for president dot com net and org it's exploratory
00:30:46your soup made you fucking vice president as long as you stay useful don't worry everything
00:30:54will come up ashley yeah good talk
00:31:08reacher massive enters the motel woman you're huge reacher know what they say about huge guys
00:31:25they have huge cocks
00:31:32jesus fucking christ you're fucking crazy get in here hello worm yeah hi you're like america's
00:31:37literal most wanted did anyone see you come in here no are you sure because i did a deep dive
00:31:43on surveillance tech for an svu spec and that shit is everywhere now fucking hell this is a bit of
00:31:48a
00:31:48step down from that brownstone you had in it yeah it's not my fault there was a contraction
00:31:52in the tv business listen whatever you want i i'm not interested come off it mate you ain't even
00:31:59heard the pitch yet pass well told whatever just fucking go okay you don't have anything on me
00:32:06anymore well i still got them creepy fucking texts you sent don't i miranda cosgrove was 19 at the time
00:32:12and i don't even work there anymore vod studios replaced all their writers with ai
00:32:16and yes the audience scores went way up on rotty tees but it isn't art okay it just isn't
00:32:24you ruin your appetite that's right i came here for an ex-soup with a certain set of skills
00:32:32i need us a tunnel duck you do that and you can stick at the vault for putting you up
00:32:36to pasture
00:32:37how does thing a tunnel fuck what you do the tunnel i'll do the fucking
00:32:4320 miles out of rochester be there rochester oh rochester's got that honey away soil
00:32:50fucking delicious
00:32:55you need a shower you smell like a wingstop bathroom
00:32:59thanks was that bad sorry turns out talking to people's hard
00:33:06check you long enough you slowing down in your old age
00:33:09fuck you john bonnet
00:33:12you guys are friends you talk
00:33:16reggie has been helping us out for a while
00:33:17thanks where's everybody
00:33:25i heard about the pittsburgh raid last month
00:33:28go marie moreau how's your team doing
00:33:30yeah they're scoring a few wins but not nearly enough
00:33:37so what's with the 9-1-1
00:33:39huey mm and frenchie are going to be executed tomorrow so
00:33:44we need your help to break them out
00:33:45of a vault prison camp
00:33:48you're fucking crazy
00:33:50listen you don't have to fight okay we just need you to run them to the extraction point it's easy
00:33:54easy right
00:33:55great you know homelander's gonna be waiting
00:34:00i can't
00:34:01we know how to kill him okay but we need frenchie to do it
00:34:04great well
00:34:05good luck with that
00:34:06hey are you gonna keep running forever
00:34:08i mean if we're gonna really take him out we need your help
00:34:11so what i'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group
00:34:15i mean we are down one asshole so
00:34:19yeah maybe
00:34:22no
00:34:23why not
00:34:25i said i can't
00:34:27i know you're scared
00:34:28no i'm not fucking scared
00:34:32i got a family to protect
00:34:37i can't
00:34:40i get it i do
00:34:43me too
00:34:48keep him safe
00:34:52we shouldn't have let him go
00:34:53no
00:34:56homelander fucked him up
00:34:58fucked me up too
00:35:00we're gonna need an exit plan b
00:35:05all right so we hit the east gate
00:35:07we pity you when the guard chain shift
00:35:09and we go at dawn
00:35:11we've been through this
00:35:12i know
00:35:12i just want to go over it a few more times just so i can get it in my head
00:35:14hughie
00:35:16take a fucking drink will you
00:35:18no thanks
00:35:20you let me
00:35:21you know i quit
00:35:22leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had it
00:35:25when a fucking internment camp
00:35:26what about you
00:35:27have you been eating the fresh produce i smuggled in
00:35:31mouchard's got corn in it
00:35:40hey don't worry
00:35:43and you will be fine she's strong
00:35:49kimiko too
00:35:54y'all motherfuckers are tripping
00:35:56y'all know what the fuck's going on with them
00:35:58and you don't even know where kimiko's at
00:36:00what so you don't think you're gonna see janine and monique again
00:36:03is that it what i know is
00:36:04is that they're a shit ton safer without me making a mess out of their lives
00:36:08m.m. you're the strongest guy i know
00:36:11we've been in tougher spots than this
00:36:13you know i did two tours in the 38 in pharaoh province
00:36:19the shit i saw will fuck you up
00:36:22and even that was emily in paris compared to the shit that we looking at here
00:36:27and even if we make it out of here we ain't surviving this fucking war
00:36:31we are dead men walking
00:36:35chin chin motherfuckers
00:36:41we need more resin
00:36:42yeah
00:36:44got some more hidden in the barracks walls
00:36:45you wanna
00:36:53attention campers
00:36:54tonight's screening will be dawn of the feather
00:36:58tomorrow's screening will open
00:37:00dawn of the feather
00:37:06well annie today marks two months
00:37:09it's a little insane how much i miss you
00:37:13i've been having trouble eating
00:37:14every day i see people giving up
00:37:17but not me
00:37:18because i have you
00:37:20it's very very sweet
00:37:22they were innocent
00:37:23oh
00:37:26well
00:37:26i'd hardly call them innocent
00:37:28they lied to me
00:37:29played dumb about your little stash in the wall there
00:37:31we've known about that for quite some time
00:37:35but i just wanted to
00:37:38give you a little hope
00:37:39you're not the one who gave it to me asshole
00:37:41ooh
00:37:42i like internment camp hughie
00:37:45she's zesty
00:37:46fuck you
00:37:48do it
00:37:49what
00:37:49kill me
00:37:50not until we flush out butcher and starlight
00:37:53you think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap
00:37:56let's not insult each other we both know they're coming
00:37:59do you remember when we first met
00:38:03how could i forget
00:38:04believe festival
00:38:05when they tried to cleanse your soul
00:38:07i remember thinking
00:38:12why him
00:38:14what does starlight see in this
00:38:16gangly simp that reeks of fear and strawberry smoothie kids shampoo
00:38:22you know william and victoria newman love you too
00:38:25i mean i get it
00:38:27from your perspective
00:38:28you're punching up good for you
00:38:31but why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity
00:38:39why would starlight and butcher
00:38:42piss away their lives
00:38:45to try and rescue
00:38:46you
00:38:50because i do it for them
00:39:07what the fuck are you doing asshole
00:39:10thought i asked you to swing through austin and pick us up some franklins
00:39:13something came up
00:39:15so i'll be in baby bro
00:39:16got some ribeyes in the fridge
00:39:18thanks
00:39:21reina made you a favorite corn salad
00:39:23oh my bad uh
00:39:25salad lemme
00:39:26i think that's it
00:39:28i've been slacking on my duo lingo
00:39:30you ain't gotta do that bro
00:39:32what
00:39:33i mean come on
00:39:35well it's been like a year some change now
00:39:38you still acting like this is some chill family vacation
00:39:40instead of on the run
00:39:41it's fine
00:39:43you're a shitty liar
00:39:46i know i fucked you over
00:39:49so please
00:39:50stop trying to make me feel better about it
00:39:52you remember when we got into it
00:39:55at the park that day
00:39:56and i told you
00:39:57that you had never really saved anyone
00:40:01you were right
00:40:02not anymore
00:40:03i'm still breathing ain't i
00:40:05and reina
00:40:06your nephews
00:40:07i mean
00:40:08yeah
00:40:09moving around constantly
00:40:11this is a pain in the ass
00:40:14but it's worth it
00:40:15it's good to see you
00:40:16like this
00:40:19mom would be really proud of you man
00:40:24dad
00:40:25dad
00:40:26uncle reg
00:40:26why are they doing that
00:40:34hey train
00:40:35that was your fucking phone a friend
00:40:37well i held up my end love
00:40:39how you gonna get us out
00:40:40i'll fly us all out
00:40:41one by one
00:40:42oh that will take all fucking night
00:40:44all right
00:40:45fine
00:40:46just as long as we're on the same page here
00:40:48frenchie goes first
00:40:49yeah all right frenchie first
00:40:51what about huey and mm
00:40:52we will get him
00:40:53but nothing is more important than killing homelander
00:40:56frenchie first
00:40:57you sound like maeve
00:40:59yeah well maeve was right
00:41:01you sound like maeve been whining like a little bitch since the azors
00:41:18shit quiet
00:41:19you've been whining like a little bitch since the azors
00:41:32they're already gone
00:41:37stop following my fucking family man
00:41:39never gonna stop bro
00:41:40homelander's orders
00:41:43only one way this ends
00:41:44yeah exactly
00:41:45right now it's you coming after me
00:41:47then it'll be noir coming after you
00:41:49new noir because homelander killed the first one
00:41:52remember
00:41:54that's how people end up around him
00:41:56you smug dick
00:41:58always thought you were better than me didn't you
00:42:01jesus
00:42:01what it's true
00:42:03sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights
00:42:06what you think i'm a fucking joke
00:42:08suck my balls
00:42:09you're the fucking joke
00:42:10look at you
00:42:11on the run like a little bitch
00:42:13and then i'm with homelander
00:42:16you know i can see it
00:42:18look how terrified you are
00:42:19fuck you
00:42:23i'm the lord of the seven seas baby
00:42:26i'm all about that sigma life
00:42:29i ain't terrified as shit
00:42:30you're so scared of homelander you don't even see what it's done to you
00:42:33you're not fucking scared
00:42:41yeah i said the same thing
00:42:46it's pathetic
00:42:50you're pathetic
00:42:52sooner or later i'm gonna get your family
00:43:06xander we'll leave when i say we'll leave
00:43:09god
00:43:10when i wrote the series finale of triple c
00:43:12that's crimson counts capers
00:43:13it was impossible to like
00:43:15tick every box
00:43:16and tie up every little storyline
00:43:19i mean just try making everybody happy
00:43:21you can't do it
00:43:22finale's the worst
00:43:23your voice makes me want to kill myself
00:43:27oh sorry
00:43:28what's that bad
00:43:28how many times did you come here thinking
00:43:30i should just blaze on in there
00:43:31and save the day
00:43:32no i already said that
00:43:34oh come off it
00:43:35don't give me that
00:43:36huey safe and his playpen bollocks
00:43:38you left him in there
00:43:40because you don't want to look him in the eye
00:43:42after a year's worth of deep dark shit you've done
00:43:45let me give you a bit of advice
00:43:48please don't
00:43:51ain't nothing to feel gooey about
00:43:54because that shit
00:43:55is gonna get us all killed
00:43:56i mean it is thankless and impossible work
00:43:59hey what'd you guys think of the lost finale
00:44:01good to work asshole
00:44:02great
00:44:03i'm fucking starving
00:44:04where you want to pop out
00:44:04bunk 19
00:44:10wait that
00:44:11that's a vaude freedom camp
00:44:13is it
00:44:13no no no no
00:44:14you said i got to stick it to vaude
00:44:16that gets fucking lasered in half
00:44:17well
00:44:18that's how worms get their rocks off isn't it
00:44:20it's complicated
00:44:20and i don't want to get into that right now
00:44:22i'm fucking half
00:44:23hey our friends are about to be killed
00:44:25so you're gonna dig us a hole
00:44:27or i'll bury you in one
00:44:36drive the action to the climax
00:44:38drive the action to the climax
00:44:50you guys are gonna want to stay back
00:45:21have fun in the shithole
00:45:23ladies first
00:45:24fuck you
00:46:03let's go
00:46:05oh
00:46:07that wasn't so bad
00:46:09was it
00:46:10don't ever contact me again
00:46:15oh hey uh
00:46:16is it cool if i use this for the a story
00:46:18and the reach respect i'm working on
00:46:19oh piss off wanker
00:46:20take that as a yes
00:46:44oh fuck
00:46:46oh fuck
00:46:49surprise
00:46:50welcome william
00:46:52and you
00:46:53the gang is almost all here
00:46:56oh and uh
00:46:58you never told me that this one's nickname is
00:47:03mother's milk
00:47:08okay
00:47:10so what's the big plan
00:47:12what are you gonna sandbag me with the gedolkin virus
00:47:16yes
00:47:16yes
00:47:17i know all about it
00:47:18suck my fat dick
00:47:19hmm
00:47:20hmm
00:47:28hey where's starlight
00:47:30this doesn't feel like a party
00:47:32without my little lightning bug here
00:47:39jesus christ
00:47:40william you've got a viper's nest in there
00:47:43i heard about it of course but
00:47:46seeing it for myself
00:47:47it's uh
00:47:49it's incredible
00:47:50i mean
00:47:52it's fucking disgusting
00:47:54of course but
00:47:54it's beautiful
00:47:56what you've done to yourself
00:47:57what you've become
00:47:59and you did
00:48:00all that
00:48:01for me
00:48:06no but that
00:48:08that
00:48:09is devotion
00:48:12you know
00:48:13william
00:48:14i know
00:48:15we're not exactly equal
00:48:17but i'm compelled to say
00:48:21you're the only one that's ever challenged me
00:48:25and
00:48:26there's a part of me that will be sad
00:48:29to see you go
00:48:54come on
00:48:55ronnie's gonna fly us out
00:49:10hilly
00:49:11hilly
00:49:17Oh, shit.
00:49:19Let the hell go back.
00:49:21Huey!
00:49:33Get down!
00:49:35Don't you move.
00:49:42Oh, God.
00:49:43Angie.
00:49:54Hey, hey.
00:49:57Hold it.
00:49:58It's okay.
00:49:59It's okay.
00:50:00Just stay there, okay?
00:50:16What are you doing?
00:50:20Hey, dick.
00:50:23I've been waiting for this.
00:50:26I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party saw.
00:50:48Don't you fucking move.
00:50:50Get your hands up or I can see them.
00:50:53Get your fucking hands up or I can see them.
00:51:01Hold her tight.
00:51:08Where is she going?
00:51:09Keep going...
00:51:21Keep going.
00:51:49Oh, my God.
00:52:21Fuck this.
00:52:22She's not coming back.
00:52:23Huey, we have to go.
00:52:24We have to go now.
00:52:25She's coming back.
00:52:26She can't.
00:52:27She's coming back.
00:52:40Deliaaaaaaam!
00:53:21She's coming back.
00:53:46She's coming back.
00:54:11She's coming back.
00:54:11Friends here in the van?
00:54:12Yeah.
00:54:15Come on in.
00:54:18You hurt?
00:54:19Where the hell were you?
00:54:24Where the hell are you?
00:54:38Where the hell are you?
00:54:55Yeah, I know.
00:54:56And that's what I said.
00:54:58Yes, exactly.
00:54:59I know what I mean.
00:55:01Okay.
00:55:02No.
00:55:03It's sweet.
00:55:31It's like someone can catch the a-train
00:55:33after all.
00:55:36End of the road, buddy boy.
00:55:52That's so funny.
00:55:56What was I so afraid of?
00:55:59You are fucking nothing.
00:56:06Really?
00:56:14Really?
00:56:15You're just an empty fucking suit.
00:56:19You take away these powers.
00:56:23And what are you, huh?
00:56:25Pathetic.
00:56:28Weak.
00:56:29Sniveling fucking loser.
00:57:00I'm sorry, sir.
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