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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson, you're a fucking disappointment.
00:00:14Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Just stop!
00:00:17Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:20And now you blink?
00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested.
00:00:28As long as you're useful.
00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my god, Samir.
00:00:31Is that?
00:00:32Zoe's dad?
00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:00:38Clinical!
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchy.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:43He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47We need your help to break them out.
00:00:49You're fucking crazy.
00:00:51Oh my god.
00:00:53Frenchy.
00:00:59What was I so afraid of?
00:01:10What was I so afraid of?
00:01:14Why am I so afraid of?
00:01:16I think I should stand and fly!
00:01:20And disappear into the night, into the night!
00:01:25Praise the Lord.
00:01:28Praise the Lord.
00:01:32We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:01:36He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain, Homelander, amen.
00:01:45Amen, sir.
00:01:47But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel, that wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:02:03That's right.
00:02:04Now, you know, that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:02:07It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:02:09Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
00:02:13They're spewing vomit.
00:02:15They're eating babies.
00:02:16They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
00:02:20Lord, have mercy.
00:02:25But we cast those demons out of this house.
00:02:28We fight hellfire.
00:02:30We're holy fire.
00:02:31We fight with the ballot box.
00:02:34We fight with the ammo box.
00:02:38Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
00:02:42You are not here to be blessed.
00:02:43You are here to do war.
00:02:46Amen.
00:02:47Amen.
00:02:48Amen.
00:02:49Amen.
00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:53I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:57Then I need you to praise him.
00:02:59Praise him.
00:03:01Praise him.
00:03:01Praise him for victory.
00:03:02Praise him.
00:03:04Praise him for America.
00:03:05Praise him.
00:03:06Praise him for our superheroes.
00:03:08Praise him.
00:03:11Stand up.
00:03:13Stand up in the name of Jesus.
00:03:16My sweet body.
00:03:20Amen.
00:03:22Amen.
00:03:23Amen.
00:03:41Welcome to the outskirts of Airy, Pennsylvania.
00:03:44A charming little burg, best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
00:03:53Oh, and, uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut, or I'll do the fucking love of you.
00:04:20You're still working on the virus.
00:04:22Not working.
00:04:23Sorted.
00:04:25Thanks to this diamond geezer.
00:04:31Is that me?
00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?
00:04:43When that cunt Homelander brutally murdered him in cold blood.
00:04:48Poor sods. Didn't stand a chance.
00:04:51Samir?
00:04:52Hi, I'm Huey. I was friends with Vicky. I...
00:04:59I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:05:00Are you an idiot? He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
00:05:02And kept me present. So did you.
00:05:04You shot me with the virus.
00:05:05Your leg regrew.
00:05:06All right, all right. Listen.
00:05:08The only thing that matters is we buried Sid Asher so we could crack on with a godly work of
00:05:13revenge.
00:05:14And, good news, Samir's done it.
00:05:17As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:05:22Well, so we reckon.
00:05:24We just need a little dry run.
00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander?
00:05:29Or every soup?
00:05:30Dunno.
00:05:31But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:35Will it affect humans?
00:05:36Well, you know, we gotta test it.
00:05:39We're close to Cleveland.
00:05:40You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
00:05:43I am glad you're back, mate.
00:05:45Rock Hard?
00:05:46A member of Teenage Geeks.
00:05:48Rock Hard is a living mountain.
00:05:51Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
00:05:53Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
00:05:58Or he's cold-fucked Lincoln in the year, filled it with so much outcome it burst out of his mouth.
00:06:05Which makes Rock Hard the perfect lab rat.
00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly.
00:06:09Almost as strong as Homelander.
00:06:11And no one gives a fuck about him.
00:06:14So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
00:06:18Lemon fucking squeezy.
00:06:22So, let's get cracking.
00:06:25We gotta stop the hate crimes against Supes before they start.
00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act,
00:06:33local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
00:06:42Here you go.
00:06:44Where'd you get these from?
00:06:46Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
00:06:52So, how are we gonna do it?
00:06:54Do what?
00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher.
00:06:56We'll kill him.
00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.
00:06:57All right, we're not just gonna go along with this, right?
00:07:02I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?
00:07:04Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?
00:07:06He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
00:07:08Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
00:07:12I said we take the virus and we run.
00:07:14Or kill him.
00:07:15Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
00:07:21That's a good price in any war.
00:07:24Look, kid.
00:07:25It's a shit decision, all right?
00:07:27We're not denying that.
00:07:28But they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
00:07:31We don't have a motherfucking choice.
00:07:32Yes, there is a choice.
00:07:33And no, it's not yours to make.
00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die.
00:07:36Right?
00:07:39Why do you always give in to them?
00:07:44Kimiko, please, wait!
00:07:58Hey.
00:08:00So, it's been a tough year.
00:08:03No.
00:08:04No.
00:08:05I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
00:08:07Huh.
00:08:08Why do you bring it up?
00:08:10Just your whole vibe.
00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp.
00:08:13You're siding with Butcher.
00:08:14Your hair is different.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:16Not so much about the hair.
00:08:17It's just, uh, Annie, whatever you had to do, I get it.
00:08:29It's okay.
00:08:31We can, we can figure this out.
00:08:35We can.
00:08:36Talk?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Mm-hmm.
00:08:40Or, counterpoint, not talk.
00:08:46I mean, yeah.
00:08:49That's a, that's a pretty compelling point.
00:08:52Mm-hmm.
00:08:58Mm-hmm.
00:08:59Mm-hmm.
00:09:07You stood there.
00:09:08Girl, listen.
00:09:09Chewed off.
00:09:10Sliced into you by Homelander.
00:09:11Shot here, here, here.
00:09:13It hurt every time, but the virus?
00:09:14That was the only time I wanted to die.
00:09:17The pain.
00:09:21And you're okay with it.
00:09:23No.
00:09:26On my life, I'm not.
00:09:29But this is happening.
00:09:31With or without us.
00:09:33So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
00:09:37So I can protect you.
00:09:41I spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.
00:10:04You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
00:10:13Oh, I should invite you, too.
00:10:17C'est incroyable.
00:10:20Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
00:10:34Close off now.
00:10:45Your bottom half.
00:10:46Is it fully recrown?
00:10:48My vagina is tingling and damp.
00:10:50Don't ask me what you know is true.
00:10:55I don't have to tell you I love your precious heart.
00:11:01I, I was standing.
00:11:07You were there.
00:11:10And they could never tear us apart.
00:11:19I told you
00:11:22That we could fly
00:11:26But some of us don't know why
00:11:33I was standing
00:11:35I was standing
00:11:37You were there
00:11:40And they could never
00:11:42And they could tear us apart
00:12:00God damn it, Acerine
00:12:06Didn't need to come to this
00:12:09I don't know
00:12:10You left me no choice
00:12:12I know my leadership style can be
00:12:15Stern
00:12:16But
00:12:18It's for your own good
00:12:21I like to think of myself as
00:12:24The big brother
00:12:27That you never had
00:12:34You remember that girlfriend
00:12:36You had
00:12:38Uh
00:12:40Paul
00:12:42Popfang
00:12:44Betrayed us both
00:12:45To William Butcher
00:12:47No less
00:12:47Huge mess
00:12:48Your fault
00:12:48What did I do?
00:12:50What did I do?
00:12:52I gave you a chance
00:12:54To make things right
00:12:55I, I reached out my hand
00:13:00And you bit it
00:13:02What did I ever do?
00:13:04Was I too nurturing?
00:13:06Too forgiving?
00:13:07Well maybe
00:13:07But damn it
00:13:08You weren't like the others
00:13:11Snakes
00:13:13Backstabbers
00:13:13I could count on you man
00:13:15I did count on you
00:13:17I loved you
00:13:20But here we are
00:13:23Why does this keep happening to me?
00:13:31I guess the strongest man
00:13:33Are the most alone
00:13:36You wouldn't understand
00:13:40Nobody does
00:13:41Thanks for being heard
00:13:43Your brain
00:13:43We can't
00:13:43family
00:13:43Hall
00:13:43Gentlemen
00:13:43We can't
00:13:43We can't
00:13:43But
00:13:46You don't
00:14:08Bitch
00:14:09White
00:14:09Please
00:14:09anh
00:14:09You can't
00:14:10Youå¾—
00:14:30Firecrackers Flaming Freedom Sticks
00:14:32I'm Countess Crow
00:14:33Countess of the Crows
00:14:35And we're doing a Votality Vamp Glam tutorial
00:14:39Wankers
00:14:40Can't even take a shit without it being sponsored
00:14:42You know they could pay like 50 grand a post for this shit
00:14:4650 grand?
00:14:49Dog wankers
00:14:53Guys, we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are gonna hear
00:14:57Frenchy, how much longer?
00:14:58Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute
00:15:00They go out, we go in
00:15:02Rockhart hasn't posted in a year
00:15:04He might not live here anymore
00:15:05Every day Countess Crow
00:15:08Countess of the Crows brings down a protein shake to the basement
00:15:11I bet my bottom anal beads is down there
00:15:19Everything okay?
00:15:21All good
00:15:29Oi, look lively back there
00:15:32All right, nothing fancy, yeah?
00:15:34Nip in, twat in
00:15:35Ready back here
00:15:39Keep the engine running
00:15:48Are you ready?
00:15:51Are you ready?
00:16:18Internet's down, cams too
00:16:20Um, yeah, we have a problem
00:16:26Putain the man
00:16:29He really let himself go
00:16:35The fuck you ass slitters doing in here
00:16:42Oh my god
00:16:43Asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds
00:16:46My dick weighs more, bitch
00:16:50Well, right now, wait, we can move him
00:16:52How do you move the three of us?
00:16:54So, what now?
00:17:13You
00:17:14What the fuck?
00:17:15No, no, no, no
00:17:16It's okay, it's okay
00:17:16I don't want to hurt you
00:17:18You're safe, okay?
00:17:20You've been in deep freeze again
00:17:21Oh, Jesus Christ
00:17:23For how long?
00:17:25Almost two years
00:17:26In a CIA black site
00:17:28I just found out this morning
00:17:31You found out this morning?
00:17:32Yeah
00:17:33But that just happens to be in your room?
00:17:39Did you fuck me?
00:17:41What?
00:17:41Is this some kind of incest thing?
00:17:43No!
00:17:43Then what the fuck is this?
00:17:45Look, I
00:17:47I want you to find William Butcher
00:17:50Find him yourself
00:17:51Well, the people that work for me are limited
00:17:53And you are the best tracker there is
00:17:57I just, I need you to find him
00:17:58And report back
00:17:59Very simple
00:18:01You want me
00:18:04To work for you
00:18:05Well, why don't we say work with me
00:18:08And I can help you
00:18:10I can give you a proper comeback
00:18:12I don't need you for that
00:18:14Well, the whole world does think that you're a Russian spy, so
00:18:19Okay
00:18:19Alright
00:18:20Listen to me
00:18:23I'm no ass felch and commie
00:18:25You got that?
00:18:26I know, I know
00:18:27And listen
00:18:28I am
00:18:29Vaught now
00:18:30Me
00:18:31So the public
00:18:33They're gonna believe that you are whatever I tell them you are
00:18:37I can resurrect you
00:18:38I can give you back what you lost
00:18:41I can even make you number two in the seven
00:18:44Number two
00:18:47Or how about I finish the job
00:18:50And blast you to kingdom fuck
00:18:54Hey, you could try
00:18:57Who knows, you might even fry the V right out of my blood
00:19:02Or you might not
00:19:04But
00:19:05I'm betting that you hate William Butcher
00:19:08More than you
00:19:09Than you hate
00:19:10Me
00:19:12After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you
00:19:14Am I?
00:19:16I tried to kill you
00:19:18The minute I turn my back
00:19:19How do I know you won't return the favor?
00:19:23Look
00:19:23Uh
00:19:32You find William Butcher for me
00:19:36All is forgiven
00:19:47Looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray
00:19:50Improve your sleep
00:19:52Strengthen
00:19:53Your immune system
00:19:54Nourish your soul
00:19:56The ancient Taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi
00:20:00Life force from leaving the body
00:20:03And invited prana
00:20:05Solar energy in
00:20:07Don't ignore your anal wellness
00:20:09Introducing the new deep brand Sigma Solarium by Vaught
00:20:13By bros
00:20:14For bros
00:20:15Okay, we need to abort
00:20:17Your mom should have aborted you
00:20:23Fuck it
00:20:24We'll test it here
00:20:25What test?
00:20:27Monsieur Jean-Luc Tave, the virus is contagious
00:20:29As Samir says, c'est fini
00:20:31The game is over
00:20:32No, Butcher's right
00:20:34Brockhart has seen us, so
00:20:35We can't leave
00:20:37Virus
00:20:38What virus?
00:20:40Look, I don't break you lot out of the pain to flap about
00:20:42Now all we gotta do is seal of ventilation
00:20:45Every exit point tighter than a Boy Scout's asshole
00:20:49A Jamboree
00:20:49No, no, no, no
00:20:50C'est pas possible
00:20:55Maybe
00:20:59Yo
00:21:02Is that motherfucker holding his breath?
00:21:04Uh-huh
00:21:05His heart rate is 10 beats per minute
00:21:07He can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours
00:21:10Like a blue whale
00:21:11If he won't breathe
00:21:12How do we get the virus in him?
00:21:15Well
00:21:16He ain't our first whale, is he?
00:21:18You lot sort this
00:21:18I'll fetch the virus
00:21:20Kamiko, you're with me
00:21:28Oi, you two
00:21:28Leave it out, would you?
00:21:30Fucking work in here
00:21:34Hey
00:21:35Coming with you
00:21:37What for?
00:21:38I don't trust you
00:21:41Yeah
00:21:43Suit yourself
00:21:49We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers
00:21:54Coincidentally, the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed
00:21:58We're s'more
00:21:59He just disappears every afternoon
00:22:01Won't say where he's going
00:22:02Won't say shit
00:22:03Think he's on method
00:22:05Fucking Meisner technique
00:22:07Is that a Jew thing?
00:22:09We are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up
00:22:12But you can invoke the Insurrection Act if we need to deploy the military, Mr. President
00:22:17Good idea
00:22:17What qualifies someone as an active starlighter?
00:22:21That's going to be anyone who posts pro, starlight, or anti-homelander content
00:22:24Honestly, the vault book algorithm does most of the work for us
00:22:28We've got, what, 52,000 data points on every user
00:22:33We truly live in an age of wonder
00:22:35But we are going to need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all
00:22:39Love it
00:22:40It's just that after we've paid for vaults military contracts, all those corporate tax breaks
00:22:45And for the existing freedom camps
00:22:48The treasury's running a little dry
00:22:50People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors
00:22:53But they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes
00:22:56The president is thinking how insane this is right now
00:22:59He'll back you
00:22:59You can do it
00:23:01Speak up
00:23:01And a lot of these sympathizers are Vought customers
00:23:04Won't there a rest seat into your bottom line?
00:23:08No
00:23:09We'll just start selling ads on Vought Plus
00:23:11Wow, amazing Ashley, you're a real Che Guevara
00:23:14Well, all righty then
00:23:15Let me ask the most important question
00:23:19Do I got immunity?
00:23:31For fuck's sake
00:23:34Soldier Boy is the president, vice president of the United States of America
00:23:38They work for me
00:23:40Everyone, Soldier Boy is going to be number two in the seven
00:23:44Once he is located William Butcher and Annie January
00:23:48Wait, wait, wait, sir
00:23:49No, sir, I can do this, I can bring them in
00:23:51Oh, like you did with A-Train
00:23:53We're going in a new direction, Deep
00:23:56Competence
00:23:57Oh, and Steve, Soldier Boy is going to need a full pardon
00:24:00Well, sir, he was guilty of, you know, treason
00:24:08Consider it done, sir
00:24:10Terrific
00:24:10And you know what?
00:24:11I'm sure the man's dying for a drink
00:24:13Steve, can you make him a...
00:24:17Manhattan
00:24:18Manhattan
00:24:19Thanks, Steve
00:24:21Of course
00:24:22Can I get you a glass of milk, sir?
00:24:25No
00:24:26Steven
00:24:28I'll also have a Manhattan
00:24:32God damn
00:24:34Since what could Supes teabag the president?
00:24:38Since me
00:24:55Okay
00:24:56What's next?
00:25:02What is it?
00:25:12Look out!
00:25:14Oh, God!
00:25:15Putain!
00:25:17Oh, he is sour
00:25:18He's mounted in pornography
00:25:20Almost got you, fuckers
00:25:24Ha, ha
00:25:25Oh, shit, no
00:25:29All that is that explains how he's grown
00:25:34From bashing his bishop
00:25:36Gross
00:25:45No, that's what I'm talking about
00:25:50Oh, God
00:25:54Fucking unsanitary
00:25:56I'm sorry
00:25:56Ugh
00:25:57I'm sorry
00:25:58I'm sorry
00:26:20Don't forget to
00:26:21I'm sorry
00:26:28Next step will be to apply my fave foundation
00:26:30from my Votality collab, Velvet Ember.
00:26:34It doesn't fade even after a long day
00:26:35of shoving starlighters into police fans.
00:26:40We talked about this.
00:26:41I don't have a choice.
00:26:42They make me do this.
00:26:45There we go.
00:26:47Today, I'm gonna be going for a dark hero look.
00:26:50So we're gonna be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner
00:26:53because it is the...
00:26:55Black Noir!
00:26:56Black Noir!
00:26:57Will you dare enter my dark domain?
00:26:59I am Countess Crow!
00:27:01Countess of the Crows!
00:27:03And I shall make you the day that you decide to...
00:27:06Fuck it!
00:27:14Fuck.
00:27:17C'est ça.
00:27:18It's like each layer of cum represents
00:27:21a slow passage of time.
00:27:24It's a good metaphor for life, no?
00:27:26It's a metaphor for my balls.
00:27:35What is it, Lonnie?
00:27:37What is the matter?
00:27:38A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so...
00:27:41They're all gone.
00:27:43Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise...
00:27:47I guess we can add Adrian to that list, right?
00:27:53You...
00:27:53didn't kill them.
00:27:56They chose to fight.
00:27:57Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them.
00:28:00I told them that we were going to make it out.
00:28:04Fucking easy for me to say.
00:28:06I'm bulletproof.
00:28:09Have you told Petitouille any of this?
00:28:11No, no.
00:28:12Because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so...
00:28:14I can't...
00:28:19So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you?
00:28:23I led them to a shallow grave.
00:28:29So I just get a fucking white picket fence and cherry pie.
00:28:35No.
00:28:35I can't live like that.
00:28:37If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense.
00:28:47I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost.
00:28:55And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt.
00:29:01But the fucking shit.
00:29:03You get up every day and you keep going.
00:29:06I think anything else is an insult to the dead.
00:29:12You creep!
00:29:13Just let go!
00:29:15Get your chopped old man hands off of me!
00:29:17Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
00:29:19Oh shit.
00:29:20Starlight.
00:29:21Oh my god.
00:29:23You guys are terrorists.
00:29:26What do we do with her?
00:29:29Same as Rock Harden.
00:29:32You don't have a choice.
00:29:37All right.
00:29:38Come on.
00:29:39No.
00:29:40What?
00:29:41Let me go!
00:29:46Baby tower!
00:29:48Let me go!
00:30:00Pounced on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood.
00:30:04All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:30:08Turbo Rush.
00:30:10The drink of heroes.
00:30:11Only 15 calories.
00:30:14Cut!
00:30:15That was a good take.
00:30:17No please.
00:30:18This is a mistake.
00:30:19I am not starlighter.
00:30:21Only 15 calories.
00:30:23Yeah.
00:30:23Now with acai.
00:30:25And maca roots.
00:30:28Mom!
00:30:28No, Cory.
00:30:29Go back inside, please.
00:30:30Yo!
00:30:31You stay back.
00:30:33Cause if you ruin my shot, it's on site, bitch.
00:30:36Okay, let's go again.
00:30:38And fix your tits.
00:30:39They're lopsided.
00:30:39Okay, come on, come on.
00:30:41All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:30:46Turbo Rush.
00:30:47Now with acai and maca root.
00:30:50That's fucking perfect.
00:30:51Okay, great.
00:30:52Okay, have fun at camp.
00:30:53No!
00:30:54No!
00:30:58Mom!
00:31:00Well over.
00:31:01Not a chance.
00:31:02We have to help them.
00:31:03Help them in every super than 500 miles.
00:31:06I'll be up our arse within the hour.
00:31:07We stayed a course.
00:31:09Mine's on a fucking job.
00:31:10Fuck the job.
00:31:15Can we go?
00:31:16Down.
00:31:40Homelander?
00:31:45Homelander.
00:31:52Sage, I was just, um, what can I do for you?
00:31:58Well, that was quite a surprise today.
00:32:01Are you sure waking him was the right call?
00:32:03Yes.
00:32:04Did you tell Soulja Boy about the virus?
00:32:06No.
00:32:07I did not.
00:32:08Of course not.
00:32:11What am I gonna say?
00:32:13Yeah, hey, I really want you to do this job for me, but careful.
00:32:17Cause there's a soup-killing virus out there and you may die screaming.
00:32:22Sure you would've jumped at that.
00:32:23Oh, you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady.
00:32:30Well, besides, if there is a virus out there, the better you take the risk than us, right?
00:32:36Ah.
00:32:37That's tactical.
00:32:38Exactly.
00:32:39Cause for a moment I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
00:32:46So when he gets infected and he dies-
00:32:48You don't know that's gonna happen.
00:32:49When it does, you won't go to pieces.
00:32:52Cause it was tactical, right?
00:32:54Mhm.
00:32:55Mhm.
00:32:56Right.
00:33:31testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough
00:33:35transporting it without the necessary
00:33:38let's talk in we'll give in
00:33:42i'll take it
00:33:49so how fragile is this very
00:33:54very fragile if it broke on the way it could kill every superhero on earth
00:33:59there's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on earth
00:34:06well
00:34:09best not drop it
00:34:10thank you so much
00:34:24breathe
00:34:25you get him to breathe yet
00:34:37what did duke get him to breathe yet
00:34:42well the rest of kicks will be back soon
00:34:47merde alors we're doing everything we can huh
00:34:59you know you were wrong earlier
00:35:02we're not terrorists
00:35:03oh god when everyone comes back jetstreak's gonna shoot an rpg up your ass
00:35:08and sheila is gonna take a shit in the gaping hole that's left
00:35:11look you being here was not part of the plan all right
00:35:15it's just a shitty situation
00:35:17yeah the shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here
00:35:25we don't want to be here any longer than we have to be
00:35:28all we need
00:35:29is to get rock hard to breathe
00:35:35does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth
00:35:38i got a teenage daughter
00:35:40that shit right there bounces right off me
00:35:43hey didn't you used to have like
00:35:45ten crows at one time
00:35:46what's it called a murder
00:35:49oh
00:35:50let me guess
00:35:52sheila and h crows
00:35:54damn
00:35:56countess
00:35:56they don't give a fuck about you
00:35:58or the two crows you have left
00:35:59their names are russell and cameron
00:36:02point is vod
00:36:03doesn't care about y'all neither
00:36:04they're draining you for what
00:36:06sixty percent of your earnings
00:36:07it's ridiculous
00:36:09oh
00:36:12motherfucker don't go through my shit
00:36:14rozak
00:36:15wellbutrin
00:36:17lexapro
00:36:17great
00:36:18kid what are you 19 years old
00:36:20why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people
00:36:23all they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got
00:36:26and then sell you out in a heartbeat
00:36:28why are you risking your life for them
00:36:36please
00:36:37please
00:36:37please don't kill me
00:36:38i just want to go home
00:36:41i miss my mom
00:36:42and my dad
00:36:45please
00:36:58careful
00:37:00careful
00:37:05i miss my mom
00:37:07i miss my mom
00:37:08i miss you a little glad
00:37:08atrian's dead
00:37:13no i'm not glad he's dead
00:37:15atrian did a lot of horrible things but he saved our lives
00:37:18and he died a hero
00:37:19a real hero
00:37:21and there are a lot of other soups that don't deserve to die either
00:37:24listen
00:37:25i know you've just done it here in the gulag
00:37:28you've earned your seat at the table so
00:37:31i'll give it to you straight
00:37:33you've got to knock this wet cap and pussy shite on the head mate
00:37:37ain't doing no one no favors
00:37:39especially your girl
00:37:40i mean that's why she's giving the cold shoulder
00:37:42talk to me about annie you don't know what's going on with her
00:37:44well i know that she finally knows the fucking score
00:37:47and she knows that you
00:37:48poncing about with this
00:37:50chimney cricket
00:37:51listening to your heart bollocks
00:37:53she's just gonna get her killed
00:37:57is there any part of you left that's still human
00:38:03you're gonna get annie killed not me
00:38:07but i won't let you do it
00:38:12love it
00:38:25you hate the vial
00:38:29it's good
00:38:34wait is that
00:38:38well well well
00:38:41he's dead right
00:38:42he's supposed to be dead
00:38:44supposed to be
00:38:47malorie put on my knife for a bit
00:38:52you're telling us this now
00:38:56somebody up there likes us mate
00:38:57in what fucking way
00:38:58well we wanted a guinea pig
00:39:01who better than homeland as old man
00:39:06new plan
00:39:09boy
00:39:11ain't you supposed to be a giant ice dude
00:39:13aren't you supposed to be smart
00:39:14running a truck under the name don t be a cunt
00:39:17same alias when we headed to hero gasm
00:39:20well
00:39:20oldie better goodie
00:39:25no mate
00:39:27just you and me
00:39:36i guess it's true
00:39:40you're one of us now
00:39:41you're one of us now
00:39:42well if you can't beat him
00:39:43join him
00:39:44then fuck it beat him
00:39:46being super is not gonna save you
00:39:47that don't stop us helping each other
00:39:49homeland has doubled a cunt now
00:39:51if that's even possible
00:39:53he needs doing more than ever
00:39:54you still fancy a seat on the seventh buncher
00:39:57fuck you
00:39:57we had a deal
00:39:59i held up my end of the bargain
00:40:01and you sold me out
00:40:02put me back in a fucking box
00:40:05and for what
00:40:05because i was gonna kill some dumb kid
00:40:08a kid is your grandson
00:40:10well was it worth it
00:40:11you feeling good about that call right about now
00:40:13where is that fucking brat
00:40:15homeland is the one fucking you over mate
00:40:17or did he mention
00:40:18that we've got an uber virus
00:40:20strong enough to kill every fucking soup on the planet
00:40:24bullshit
00:40:24god's honest
00:40:25the things this virus can do
00:40:30fucking die
00:40:31why do you think he sent you here
00:40:34instead of coming himself
00:40:35hmm
00:40:36you're a sacrificial cunt
00:40:38again
00:40:40i guess we'll see
00:40:42you don't get it do you
00:40:45me
00:40:46homelander
00:40:47your old crew
00:40:49everyone fucks you over
00:40:51do you wanna know why
00:40:54cause you
00:40:55are a dumb
00:40:57fucking
00:40:58twig
00:41:04what the fuck was that
00:41:15hey
00:41:16you two fuckedards the local soups
00:41:18holy shit
00:41:19soldier boy
00:41:21what
00:41:22you're a dead socialist
00:41:25fuck
00:41:26fuck
00:41:27this was being stupid
00:41:28now shut your cum bucket and listen
00:41:30a jap and a fairy took off east
00:41:32find them
00:41:32and kill them
00:41:33or i'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses
00:41:35and tie them together like shoelaces
00:41:39move
00:41:48fucking figures
00:41:54hey man get ready we're coming in
00:41:56whoa whoa whoa slow down kid
00:41:59soldier boy
00:42:02he's alive
00:42:04fuck that
00:42:04just how long do we have
00:42:05just
00:42:06huey
00:42:07huey
00:42:10we gotta move
00:42:12a fucking h-bomb is headed this way
00:42:14oh shit
00:42:25oh shit
00:42:33oh shit
00:42:36oh shit
00:42:45go
00:42:46go
00:43:10Oh, my God.
00:43:26Oh, I gotta drop the dookie.
00:43:30Get it?
00:43:31That's you!
00:43:34You're the dookie!
00:43:36Yeah!
00:43:39Here we go!
00:43:57I got you.
00:44:00I know.
00:44:14Oh my god, are you okay?
00:44:15Is the virus?
00:44:16Yeah, it's good.
00:44:17It's good, I think.
00:44:20Oi!
00:44:22Pence!
00:44:23Oh, shit!
00:44:24Move!
00:44:25Go!
00:44:32You with me?
00:44:40You with me!
00:44:44You with me!
00:44:46You with me!
00:45:00Killer?
00:45:01Huh?
00:45:01Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate.
00:45:04What?
00:45:11No virus, bitch.
00:45:13I will shoot.
00:45:15Hot.
00:45:16Come in your face.
00:45:18Do not nut right now.
00:45:27What the f-
00:45:51No.
00:45:53No.
00:45:55No.
00:45:56Hey!
00:46:05No!
00:46:07No.
00:46:12No's GCSE!
00:46:15Ah!
00:46:18Bye!
00:46:24Oh, my God.
00:47:04Well, I did?
00:47:06Very.
00:47:07Oh, fuck.
00:47:08I wish I would have seen that.
00:47:09No, you don't.
00:47:13Come on.
00:47:14Let's leg it.
00:47:16No, no, no, my heart.
00:47:17And until we are certain, I have not been infected with this plague.
00:47:20Oh, my God.
00:47:24Oh, my God.
00:47:30Oh, my God.
00:47:33Oh, my God.
00:47:49Oh, my God.
00:47:56Yes.
00:47:58May I have a word?
00:48:00Wait out there.
00:48:04What are you doing?
00:48:05I'm about to enjoy a Mexican melt.
00:48:07There is extra if you want to join in.
00:48:08No, thank you. Crunchwrap Supreme?
00:48:09Cheesy Gordita Crunch? No.
00:48:11Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco? I don't want any taco fucking bell.
00:48:14Okay. Rounding up all the Starlight
00:48:16sympathizers is a well thought out plan.
00:48:19Clearly the right call. He's not in the building.
00:48:21Thank fucking God. What the fuck?
00:48:24Why are we doing this?
00:48:26Doing what?
00:48:27If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
00:48:30Homelander sets the agenda.
00:48:32I just execute.
00:48:33That's bullshit.
00:48:34You're the smartest person on the planet.
00:48:36There is no way you don't have an angle here.
00:48:38My angle.
00:48:40My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground,
00:48:44tongue lashing my clit till he needs a D replacement.
00:48:46All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every words.
00:48:52Nicer than I expected.
00:48:54Ashley, she's smart.
00:48:56She's gotta listen to reason.
00:48:58Look, I've been there.
00:49:01Literally where you're sitting.
00:49:03But that chair isn't a pedestal.
00:49:05It's a chopping block.
00:49:06And I can help you.
00:49:08I know.
00:49:08But you gotta talk to me.
00:49:15Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
00:49:17You know you can't.
00:49:18You can applaud the back of your skull.
00:49:27Wow.
00:49:28You're unbelievable, Ashley.
00:49:30That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
00:49:32They're arresting innocent people.
00:49:34But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
00:49:38I need a minute.
00:49:46From back here I see a spine.
00:49:47Fucking use it.
00:49:48Do I get laser eyes?
00:49:49No.
00:49:50I get a psychic fucking tumor.
00:49:52This is junior year all over again.
00:49:53Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger-blast us behind the friendlies
00:49:57because he had Jamiroquai tickets?
00:49:58And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
00:50:01Going along won't get you what you want.
00:50:03Going along is why we're still alive.
00:50:05You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
00:50:07At least he had a shred of decency.
00:50:10That's why he's dead.
00:50:11First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
00:50:15I don't need Martin Niemöller right now.
00:50:16You used to love his poetry.
00:50:18And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
00:50:20You used to want to do some good in the world.
00:50:23What happened?
00:50:24I tried.
00:50:25I tried.
00:50:26But there's nothing I can do.
00:50:28Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.
00:50:31The CIA.
00:50:32The Pentagon.
00:50:33They will follow you if you lead them.
00:50:35I'm not a leader.
00:50:37I'm vice president.
00:50:38You can still do some good, Ashley.
00:50:40We can still do some good.
00:50:42Just shut up.
00:50:43Or I'm gonna float on my back in the tub again.
00:50:45You want that?
00:50:47You're better than this.
00:50:48You are better than this.
00:50:50No.
00:50:52Ow!
00:50:53So, we're clear.
00:50:55You're absolutely sure?
00:50:56Triple check the results.
00:50:57None of you are carriers.
00:50:59Humans are immune.
00:51:00Oh, no chance.
00:51:01Thank you for your mother.
00:51:03No chance.
00:51:24No chance.
00:51:27Thank you for your mother.
00:51:27We fucking did it.
00:51:29About time.
00:51:34Won't care.
00:51:38No.
00:51:42Let's run away.
00:51:46What?
00:51:47What?
00:51:49There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
00:51:52We just need to find one so remote.
00:51:55Nobody will ever find us.
00:51:59You were right.
00:52:02This virus.
00:52:03There is no contain in it.
00:52:05No stuff in it.
00:52:06I do not know how to protect you from it.
00:52:09except to take you as far away from here as possible.
00:52:29No.
00:52:30Mon amour.
00:52:31You did not see its carnage.
00:52:33It's too dangerous.
00:52:34It's dangerous for everyone.
00:52:36No innocent people are being wound up.
00:52:41Don't ask me to watch you die.
00:52:43I think this is how we make amends.
00:52:47For the lives we've taken.
00:52:48I think we have to...
00:52:51Get up every day and keep going.
00:53:00We...
00:53:05This is all.
00:53:22You're allowed to freak out, you know?
00:53:25This virus...
00:53:28is fucking brutal.
00:53:29I don't know.
00:53:31For a rock hard, I'd say it's an improvement.
00:53:36I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
00:53:39Neither of us is fine.
00:53:42And we shouldn't be.
00:53:44And if you don't want to talk about it,
00:53:46you don't have to.
00:53:47You're perfect.
00:53:48But I'm not letting you die.
00:53:53I'm gonna keep fighting.
00:53:58And if you can't, then I'm just gonna fight for both of us.
00:54:04But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
00:54:22I know.
00:54:25I'm late.
00:54:37I'm late.
00:54:40All right, Sarah.
00:54:44Time for your meds.
00:54:55He's a good boy, aren't you?
00:54:57Hmm.
00:55:12Whoa, hey. Be careful, sir.
00:55:14There's a viral contagion.
00:55:16I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down.
00:55:18I'm sending soldier boy to test the waters.
00:55:21Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
00:55:23You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
00:55:25I told him to report back.
00:55:28I told him not to go in alone.
00:55:29Why would he do that?
00:55:31Well, it's more like soldier doy.
00:55:33Am I right?
00:55:34Leave.
00:55:36Well, I just, um, gotta be here, sir, to do this.
00:55:38Should have been you.
00:55:39Oh, hey.
00:55:41I'm sorry. Leave.
00:55:42It's...
00:55:48I was swimming.
00:56:06No.
00:56:10No.
00:56:12No.
00:56:15Not you, too.
00:56:17Not you.
00:56:27Why does everyone keep leaving?
00:56:33I'm sorry.
00:56:38Well, we're after this tonight.
00:56:39Stay back.
00:56:44I'm sorry.
00:56:45I'll get no doubt if you're back in the heat as well.
00:56:49vient in the heat as well as the Premier League is a health-free drug.
00:56:53I can't go down when I get up again if you're back.
00:56:57Ha ha ha ha.
00:56:58I'm not afraid of any UFO level.
00:57:08I'll never be observation.
00:57:09It's in the night away
00:57:12He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
00:57:14He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
00:57:17He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:57:19He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
00:57:22Oh, Danny boy, Danny boy, Danny boy
00:57:30I get knocked down, but I get up again
00:57:33They're never gonna keep me down
00:57:35I get knocked down, but I get up again
00:57:37They're never gonna keep me down
00:57:39I get knocked down, but I get up again
00:57:42They're never gonna keep me down
00:57:44I get knocked down, but I get up again
00:57:47They're never gonna keep me down
00:57:51It's in the night away
00:57:55It's in the night away
00:57:58He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
00:58:01He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
00:58:03He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:58:05He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
00:58:09Don't cry for me, extraordinary love
00:58:16I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:19You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:21I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:24You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:26I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:28You're never gonna keep me down
00:59:29You
00:59:59You
01:00:29You
01:00:59You
01:01:29You
01:01:59You
01:02:10You
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